TikTok’s Cursed Chef
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- čas přidán 4. 08. 2024
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This man's immune system has a flashing check engine light
Pretty sure it's an RGB light too because it fucking gave up on yellow and started doing every color to maybe, just maybe draw someone's attention.
Jokes aside it is actually the opposite. The more exposure it gets to the bacteria the stronger it becomes. That’s the reason germophobes are so prone to being sick
He's patient zero for the next outbreak
Nah mate, preparing food in such unsanitary conditions has hardened his immune system. Pretty sure he'll survive a toxic environment.
It’s not warning about his immune system. It’s a “brain is missing, please insert new brain and press restart” warning light.
Cooking ribs in a bathroom sink should be considered a war crime
But not the toilet
That's extreme. A war crime? Really dude?
On an airplane I’m pretty sure violates the Geneva Convention.
(Haven't watched yet) that nigga did shrimp in an airplane bathroom sink, he heated the water with exposed wires 💀
“Prisoner of war” crime
I would have no problem with this if he was doing it in his own house. He is damaging things, and generally making a huge nightmare for the minimum wage staff who have to clean up after his crime scenes.
This
Not only that but in many places that staff is usually overworked immigrants.
How do you know he doesn’t clean up after himself?
And from the looks of it he's staying in some decent hotels too. He probably could find ones with kitchens or at least BBQs.
@@eliguillot6685 is kinda easy to think he doesn't but even if he did, do you think he is thorough enough that the staff doesn't have to clean anyway? he fucking flushed an onion
Sir. That is not a septic tank, thats a cistern.
Seriously. I doubt philion has actually seen a septic tank before.
@@poopinfinoopin4907well actuallyyyy 🤓
@@Guyfr0mcr0wd It is probably something worth at least mentioning, nothing that comes out of a person goes into that. Its still not very clean, but its not like its horribly nasty.
@@peterchasten2790 ever hear of an upper decker?
@@charlesfox6176 I wonder what the percentage of hotel toilets that have received an upper decker could be. It's probably high.
How has this guy not be on every hotel’s most wanted list? He should be banned from all hotels/motels/lodges etc.
Said the same thing. There should be a dossier made of who he is and what he's done
Isn't he just staying at the same one.
It's literally the only way I can even tolerate. Pretending he isn't ruining all hotel rooms and has some control over the sanitation.
The sickest thing is that he HAS A KITCHEN IN THE HOTEL
Never heard of a hotel suite?
Well, he is taking shit in that kitchen i guess 🧐
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
I feel unwelcome in my own skin sac
Children are literally starving to death in the place we all know I'm talking about, yet this guy makes money from cooking food in a toilet. Like stick a fork in me cause I'm well done.
This made my stomach bubble 🤢🤮🤢🤮 I chose death over eating that prison food.
I have been a professional cook/chef for over 25 years and it comes with tons of pain and scars but watching this guy for two seconds has left a bigger scar than the last 25 years all together lol
Yeah.. it's not very sanitary is it? 🤮
He had to have spent a few decades in prison. Because this really reminds me of the stories you hear about guys in prison "cooking" things like their toilet alcohol and Taco pie, etc. Explains why the severe lack of hygiene in food prep is missing.
you're definitely cooking something here
He apprenticed under his cellmate in San Quentin and earned his first Michelin star at the federal pen in Terre Haute.
Underrated comment 😂
This.. this is why aliens will never visit us. Idiocracy coming to life.
This is LITERALLY my coworker! Crazy seeing multiple people i sub to talking about him, holy shit! We travel for work, so he's doing all this on the company dime, too. We even get a $30/day food stipend. Haha
He’s my favorite of all time. Any cool details that exhibit his genius?
He’s gonna be able to quit his 9-5 pretty soon i imagine
@aaronbarrett2615 absolutely not. I mean, he's pretty ok at sales, but naw. Haha
He wasn't my favorite guy in the company BEFORE he got a tiktok, let alone now.
@@eliguillot6685 he's actually been talking about it. The problem is that without all the company-paid travel, he won't have as much opportunity for this type of content. He's not allowed on Delta anymore, though. Haha
@@mahalleinir_WoTi just assumed the plane vid was staged somehow since that’s truly hard mode. Thanks for the reply
Raw eggs and chicken in an ice bucket. If that gets used by other people that's straight up a health hazard and there's no way this dude sanitizes that shit afterwards
this is some prison meets crackhead shit
Nah, even prisons are more sanitary than this shit.
was literally thinking to myself ''phil hasnt posted in a while.''
I went looking just yesterday because I thought youtube might have unsubbed me...
subbing to phil must have put a timer in our brains that pulsates every two weeks, to remind us of his existence. maybe its our third eye?
And i am thinking to myself after watching this video "it would be better if he didn't post anything"
I’ve never wanted someone to be punished so badly
This man is a menace to society
Dude probably spent years living out of motel rooms to figure out how to do all that.
or jail. his food and alcohol creativity is of that you learn in jail.
haha true
@@dendrien Haha I swear you might be right😂
There's no way a blow-dryer cooked that
😂😂😂
10:25
Bro used safron… in a dish he cooked in a hotel sink.
I‘m done with the internet.
That’s what was the last straw for you?
@@thelastroseofsummer2817 pretty much.
Hahhahahahah
What a prick.
How is no one talking about the blended fish-smuch he squirts all over the wall at some point?
is this what bulimics see in their dreams?
Dreams? No. Nightmares? He’s the babadook to them.
Lmao 🤣 😂
Mmm…Legionnaires disease.
What the actual fuck
I'm BAFFLED how he got a battery like that on a commercial flight
I'm confused how he managed to do it TWICE since he had to make a couple of attempts to get enough footage.
He didn't, it's a set that influencers use.
People like this genuinely needs to have a license to record their every day life if it hurts the growth of society
Wtf is wrong with people? Shame on the people who give him views. They should be institutionalized.
I'm pissed off watching this. I don't understand the direction humanity is going.
@@j3rs3yjak3FIUIt's just Tiktok some people say it's a conspiracy by the CCP to deliberately bring down the collective intelligence and aspirations of the west and at this point it seems plausible lol.
Well I am laughing my ass off and think he is disgustingly creative
@@BongShlonghave you seen “hood meals”? It makes me ashamed to own an air fryer 😂
what is wrong with the goverment for not stepping in on this. im pretty sure half the shit his doing is criminal. yet seen by millions yet walking scott free.
I am gonna be honest, the worst part about the videos for me is that he doesn't even do the basic number one step of washing hands thoroughly before even making the videos
The bathroom thing is nasty but even worse dude has staph infection and open sores all over his arms 😂
This was a bad day to have eyes
Always hyped when Philion drops a vid.
Edit: Part way into the vid, I was wrong. I didn't need to know.
Fun fact: the water in the toliet has to be clean drinkable water or the splash back will cause bacterial infections.
The materials he's using to make these meals look like they cost more than just a regular crockpot or hot pan.
What a way to end off the weekend 😂🤮
This is gross. Unfortunate that I enjoy Philion enough to watch this.
I'm pretty sure what this man is doing is at least a finable offense if not jailable this is definitely illegal in some way
Rage bait down to a science
You could not be more BLEEEEEEARGH can't unsee
i could've went my whole life without knowing about this guy but because of you i now have knowledge of him i will never forgive you for this
Im eating and thought "cant be that bad"... yeah thought wrong
as soon as it starts, its like OK sous vide is in a bag. ITS IN A BAG. YOU DONT JUST THROW CUTS OF MEAT INTO THE CIRCULATOR
16:36 NOOOOOO PULLING THE HAIR OUT, KILL ME, END IT NOWWWWWW I'M THROWING UP EVERYWHERE
i am fasting and philion drop exactly the video i needed to fully end my appetite
Just what I needed before bed to haunt my dreams
Thank you, Philion, for educating me on this man and ruining my day.
Using a bathroom sink for any type of food prep alone is a crime against humanity
Thumbnail + title make it seem like a Charlie upload
🤣🤣🤣
As someone w/ a shellfish allergy, and frequent flyer, i watched that video and never wanted to fly again
He is trying to kill people. 😂😂😂
Hopefully Lye is on sale in this mans town..
Dude would be an S tier prison chef.
If this actual hotel bathrooms, I think the maids should be allowed to do whatever they want to bathroom chef.
The worst part for me, is that the food doesn't even look that bad..
your fucking gross
.....bruh
Nah bro that shit is disgusting
I wouldn’t admit that.
As the homie said.. BRUH!!?
The newest outbreak of ecoli or anything is just not surprising anymore.
But doctor I went on vacation and took a bath. I didn’t think the previous person spilled blood and cut uncooked chicken all over the bathroom….
4min in and thinking about tapping out here. This is like a John Waters movie.
bro make more videos you're genuinely the only youtuber worth watching rn
As someone who used to clean hotel rooms, this upsets me on an insane level.
We arent going to mention he made bass? The stringiest, nastiest fish you could eat.
@philion, please pay for my therapy.
my eyes, oh my eyes.
I once heated up a can of ravioli in a hotel bathroom sink and felt like a degenerate. This guy is next level.
This is my favorite rage baiter of All Time. Excellent vidja, Phil, chef’s kiss.
HE HAD A POT. BUT COOKED THE FISH IN THE SINK HAHAJAH
Imagine being on a road trip with your family for 6 hours, you stop somewhere to change your kids diaper but you have to wait 45 minutes to use the family restroom because Larry the Cable guys unwanted half brother is making a BBQ platter in their.
This is worse than the prison channels coming home to actual good food and a kitchen but decide to still make prison foods and the same cooking techniques😂
I shouldn't have grabbed a snack before watching this video.
Why did I do this to myself?
Philion, your commentary is the only reason I'm able to see this through because it just gets worse with every clip!
Sunday night chill 🤙🏽
Philion doesn't know what a septic tank is.
Taking ‘let him cook’ to another level 😂
The music you choose was perfect its like country circus music 🎪 😂
You’re fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂! My favorite reaction video so far ! 👏 😂
I have been unsettled to a degree I had not known was possible
Phillion we need to sit down and have a chat!
That was the most CHUNDER WORTHY video I have EVER watched, and I have watched some shit 💩 over the years.
Makes the hair cake and other papa Frank's kitchen creations look appetizing by comparison
This video has inflicted irreparable damage to my psyche. In between bouts of losing consciousness, I found myself actually screaming at the screen.
As if the lives of the cleaning staff wasn't already hell on earth.
Dude, not even 3 minutes in and I already feel sick.
I don’t think my brains is processing this correctly
Well, this is a good way to suppress your appetite during a contest prep ✌
Plot twist: the hotel has a special menu you can order room service from, and this is the guy that's making the food
this is the most irate i've seen Phillion be, period.
This man is ballsy as heck to try his concoctions. My goodness. lol.
LOL BRO I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.😅😂
I saw the title before the change
using a toilet reservoir like a kitchen pot is genuinely insane
Even if it is " upstream" those tanks develope mold
(upstream unless someone did an upper deck)
I couldn't finish watching this video sorry Phill
The toilet one legit almost made me gag involuntarily.
We've gone too far as a species.
I don't think I can ever drink water again after seeing that brown water being flushed, god damn.
The tiny hat fears the bathroom chef.
LOL how many hours did he have that blow dryer on?
You are right, the ragebait is down to a science:
- The little splatters if he presses smth through the pillow case
- cutting the little plastic sticker on the orange instead of removing it
- permanently squeezing food
Its not only the obvious things but the small details that make these videos so horrible to watch
"I want it so clean that I can't eat on that"
I don’t even wanna imagine the smell of the shrimps he cooked on that airplane
Oh. Oh damm. So disturbed.
The pillowcase blow dryer oven is actually pretty cool though, provided it doesnt catch on fire.
I can't imagine this is much cheaper than going to a restaurant.
Imagine the concierge that has to deal with this
I really wasnt ready for that foot shot. Jesus christ
crushing the fruits with his bare foot is diabolical.
This is something your sims would do, not in real life.
The micro hairs in the pillow case were burnt for extra smoke
lol my friend and I were just discussing this disgusting individual. Thanks for the content my man.
My fav vid was the shrimp and garlic potatoes in the plane bathroom. Bro is a genius