She left out "ride or die" 😂😂. It's gotten so bad, my mom's pastor even did a sermon cussing out bw for being a ride or die to an undeserving naker. It was the only authentic bm cuss out I've ever agreed with 🤣🤣🤣😂. The whole semon was about one sided loyalty, and they have the nerve to wait until I leave the church 7 years ago, before they start JUST NOW speaking a little bit of the truth ugh 😒😂😂.
The funny part about it is this is how it really is a lot of times too. women are so in love with the idea of being in love and it's always the idea of being in love with someone that doesn't love you. I'm glad that I'm starting to see more women wake up and men for that matter!
B4 the marriage cerrtificate ink is dried, he will become EVEN MORE of a pig. At least she did not have any children with him so she still able to get away without looking back.
@@tashibalampkin8555I really do not understand that 🤔 It’s like what is really going on?! I do wonder if his mother is a part of the reason for that? But then again, he is a man and should stand up for himself regardless.
🤔 … Unless there is something I am missing, I don’t think this scenario applies to them. They weren’t together that long before they got married. I do believe they might have been off and on for a little while but I do not recall them being together for really long time before getting married. The marriage, to my knowledge, did not last and she had to pay him alimony! Go figure! I could be wrong about this. It’s been awhile and I am going off of memory.
They meet at 20 years old they get married at 50. Waw how romantic. 21 years of situationship + 9 years of engagement. That’s real love right there 😂😂😂 The guy can’t even believe he’s doing the marriage thing
I used to watch the wedding videos on youtube all the time and they'd be up there implying the woman got dragged through the fuckin mud embarressing the fuck out of them and stuck by his side and i had to stop.😂
If I get a sore stomach I’m blaming this video. Don’t know how it got into my feed. Because this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ions. I’m thisclose to subscribing.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
" husband and doormat" is wild lmao
It’s true tho
😂😂😂😂
The best line
😂😂😂😂
Omgggg😂😂😂😂😂
"I just love how committed you are to not loving yourself" This sums it up right here 😭😭😭
Lmfaooo
I hollered laughing 😂
Smh! Sad how accurate this is. I’ve seen it with women I know.
This needs to be on a shirt
I'm in this situation. Your self-esteem gets so low and you're getting older and older and you just don't see a way out. It's terrible.
"LaJoshua" is insane 😂
This was my first thought 😂
💀😭😆😂
I know someone named LaJohnathan, it’s possible 😂😂😂
I know a girl named Lajohnna
I work with a LaMicheal
“And cheat on you with another woman and make her raise her child” damn 😭😭😔💀
Literally my grandma. We’re not doing this anymore ladies 😭😂
She left out "ride or die" 😂😂. It's gotten so bad, my mom's pastor even did a sermon cussing out bw for being a ride or die to an undeserving naker. It was the only authentic bm cuss out I've ever agreed with 🤣🤣🤣😂. The whole semon was about one sided loyalty, and they have the nerve to wait until I leave the church 7 years ago, before they start JUST NOW speaking a little bit of the truth ugh 😒😂😂.
Fences 💀😂
@@C12341Damn 😨
Sad.
That proud, dilulu look in her eyes. Whew!
😂😂😂
"The fact that your so easy to manipulate 😮💨... Im getting emotional man" 😂😂😂
21 year situationship, whew.
DAMN AND I WAS BEATING MYSELF AFTER 8 YEARS🤦🏾♀️
Don't forget they were engaged💍 for 9 of those 21 years.🤦🏾♀️😭😭
@@janedo-re-mi2738 I think the 9 years came after. Not sure.
Girl me at 7 ain’t no way in hell ever again !!!
@@janedo-re-mi2738 no, the 9 years came after. The previous 21 were simply a "situationship"
“I promise to always disrespect you” 💀💀💀 oml
When Pickmeisha gets "picked." Love this spoof!
Yoooooo pickmeisha 😅😅😅😅
NOT PICKMEISHA
Shanna a real ride or die. I mean, I’d rather die, but good for her.
PLEASE 😭😭😭
HELP-
😂😂😂😂 omggggg a messs!!!!
😂😂😂😂
Cracking upppp at thus
This is what a lot of them mean when they say “submissive, feminine, trainable, coachable, not independent, friendly etc. ”
TRAINABLE? just get a dog atp
The funny part about it is this is how it really is a lot of times too. women are so in love with the idea of being in love and it's always the idea of being in love with someone that doesn't love you. I'm glad that I'm starting to see more women wake up and men for that matter!
Truth.
🏆
Okay lesbian incel.
yeah but a lotta the time it's also emotional abuse, gaslighting, guilt tripping and a whole lot of stuff
@@itshyeonjindaesure but a smart person recognizes when someone is doing that to them, and walks away.
1:17 Yeah take your time, already taken 25 years + of hers 😂😂
Not his family being his biggest supporters and cosigning his mess at the altar. 🤣
Ikr! 😂
The accuracy is... husband and doormat is wild.
From a butch lesbian perspective
Not LaJoshua getting emotional while he is talking about being disrespectful 😂😂. I’m laughing but this is really someone’s reality.
Mine
Yes, unfortunately
Crazy thing is, women be fighting over men like this.
That’s her man and she going stick beside him.
I can't 😂😂😂
That’s it !😂
And she gonna tell everyone too 😂
Lol
Engaged for nine years 😂😂
It’s soooo sad that shes happy too 😢
This is so real and not even an exaggeration 🤣🤣
"21 years of a situationship" it's absolutely terrifying how this could actually be a reality for Gen Z the way we treat relationships
At LeAsT I gOt A mAn. He CoMeS hOmE tO mE.
1:08 That “mmmm..” is killing me 😂😂
It's the " I settled for you". I wish these women "engaged" for 10, 15 years would realize this. Men know who they want to marry within 6 months.
"I now pronounce you husband and doormat" 😂😂😂
🤣😂Hilarious! You need to be on Abbott Elementary playing Ava's Sister! Paging Quinta Bronson!
Yesssssssss, spot on lol.😂
We all know someone like this😂
You need new friends.😅
Sure right. I know too many ppl like this.
How did I just watch a Tyler Perry movie in a minute and a half?
I am without words ! Husband & doormat 😮💨😭
B4 the marriage cerrtificate ink is dried, he will become EVEN MORE of a pig. At least she did not have any children with him so she still able to get away without looking back.
30 years is a lot of wasted time even without kids. Having no children doesn't make this situation better. Women like her end of bitter and angry
Now, THIS is what you call a REAL woman!!! 😂😌👰♂️
Hilarious and sad at the same time because it's true.
Chrissy and Jim Jones :
This sis many of the women in love and hip hop fr
The funny thing is I don't think they ever getting married. Jim Jones do don't want to commit. 😂
@@tashibalampkin8555I really do not understand that 🤔 It’s like what is really going on?! I do wonder if his mother is a part of the reason for that? But then again, he is a man and should stand up for himself regardless.
"Even tho you make 100k and i have no job"
👀👀👀
🗣️LAJOSHUA TAKE YOUR TIME BABY 😂😂😂
COMMITTED, DOWN, WOMAN!
Aw, 'cause I know you'll NEVER ever leave 🤣
"But he's a good guy, you dont know his like i do"
And when he writes her obituary he's going to say, "She leaves behind a loving husband." 😂
And all her money😢
I’m dying lololol if only males were this honest, these are their inside thoughts 😂🤦🏼♀️
Men who are this forward already have jobs
Not LaJoshua 😂
“I now pronounce you HUSBAND and DOORMAT, you may kiss your bride” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Husband and doormat, you are CUHRAZYYY😭😭
Wish I could send this to a few ladies I know 😅😭
"Situationship" is now my favorite word. 😂❤
Le Joshua is crazy but man this skit needs a million views cause the material in this is platinum.
One of the best examples of what a pick me really is.😂😅
Her face the whole time got me 😂
The ultimate pick me
My parents’ relationship in a nutshell! Lmao good job having standards, mom!
Stevie J and Faith🫢
🤔 … Unless there is something I am missing, I don’t think this scenario applies to them. They weren’t together that long before they got married. I do believe they might have been off and on for a little while but I do not recall them being together for really long time before getting married. The marriage, to my knowledge, did not last and she had to pay him alimony! Go figure! I could be wrong about this. It’s been awhile and I am going off of memory.
This is Clay from LIB 😂😂😂😂
Literally 😂
This hurts and is f***ing hilarious at the same time. 🎉
Not LAJOSHUA 💀🤣
Not 30 total 💀🤣🤣
None of your family is here 😲🤣
That’s deep and it hits home for me
KAYLEE, KAYLEE, KAYLEE!
This shit right here is so REAL!!!! The ones it applies to definitely need the wakeup call #spoton #sayitlouder
If this doesn't open their eyes to their foolishness, I don't know what will.
These women are so desperate I swear like the lady who’s husnad just set her on fire . Her vows were cringe. At the end she said “you picked me” 🤢
Set her on fire?! Like literally?😮
Lord ! I just saw that video on another CZcams channel. These women are worshiping men… it’s truly dangerous.
He did what?
Wow 😮
Drop the video
The attention to detail in the sound editing! Made it so much funnier.
She is so pretty to me. Even though she's being goofy and staring, her eyes are just so gorgeous.
Sakura and sasuke...
GIRL
Sonic the hedgehog and Amy Rose 😅
@@reffa2858 at least sonic cares for amy even if he doesn't have romantic feelings for her
Hinata was a real gold digger. Married to hokage
Respect girl 🫡
Soft life ❤love
Joker and Harley Quinn
I feel like this was my dad's wedding vows to my stepmom.
You are funny AF
Whew chile🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the veil, the surroundings, the white flowers - and the white graphic t-shirt hahaha
You had me at LaJoshua💀💀💀
If their relationship started when she was 20 she’d be 50 by then 😅 talk about commitment
HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭
Remember, these males don't like you...
Why is this so accurate though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You know what... im not boutta play w you tuhday"
...me after each one of your skits that ive been binging 😂😂😂 you are really THAT funny, love
They meet at 20 years old they get married at 50. Waw how romantic. 21 years of situationship + 9 years of engagement. That’s real love right there 😂😂😂
The guy can’t even believe he’s doing the marriage thing
The pickme virus in this one is strong 😫
Damn!!! The realities of some people.😂😂😂
You might as well tell the truth....
And tell how you really feel.
I used to watch the wedding videos on youtube all the time and they'd be up there implying the woman got dragged through the fuckin mud embarressing the fuck out of them and stuck by his side and i had to stop.😂
Deaddddd@"LaJoshua take yourtime"😂😂😂😂
I instantly subscribed. LaJoshua wins the internet today for me 😊😅😂
Lmaoo watching this now after Clay and AD on love is blind is crazy 😂
The fact that he even needed time to decide or thought he had other choices is exactly why i'm not even trying to be his wife anyhow 😂💯
21 years ALMOST had me choke on my drink 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I had to coach myself through the beverage 😭🤣
If I get a sore stomach I’m blaming this video. Don’t know how it got into my feed. Because this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ions. I’m thisclose to subscribing.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
*best wedding ever*
my girl: holding it DOWN:
1. puttin up wit his shitz
2. him not doin shitz
3. being full of shitz
WHAT A WONDFERFUL WAY TO GO!!!!!
LaJoshua 😂
😂
Women have so much love to give, it’s so sad when we waste it on people like this because we don’t respect ourselves.
I have that same bouquet a friend gave me! 😂😍
“Joshua take your time” 💀😂😂😂
boo boo the fools
Casual bride 👰🏾♀️
Lil Joshua
I thought it was LaJoshua
Giving “I’s married now” 😂
That collective “Mmmmm” 😅
"LaJoshua" 😂😂😂😂😂
"The fact that you agreed to not get a pre-nup" 🤣
this so unserious 🤣🤣
held it together until "LaJoshua take your time baby" 😭 husband and doormat is craaazy
"Le joshua take your time baby take your time" 💀
Lajoshua 😂