Imagine that guy moving and gesturing like the way he did. Getting up in your face and talking in that tone but instead of implying sexual attraction he's talking about tax deductibles.
@@electricanimations6183 What was supposed to be the original tax payment before it reduced though? So far, from what I've understood. Occupational Income = 36,000 Other Sources of Income = 2,000 Total Tax Deduction = 4,020 Total Income = Occupational Income (36,000) + Other Sources of Income (2,000) - Total Tax Deduction (4,020) Therefore, *Total Income = 33,980.* I don't know the eventual tax payment that will ensue unfortunately.
step 1. Maintain constant eye contact step 2. Approach her until you can tell she can feel your breath when you speak step 3. ??? step 4. cope with the restraining order
@@Rvlyra67if we could see ourselves trying to flirt we'd become experts in no time! It's one thing to know it when you see it, it's another to be able to actually naturally be magnetic 😂
Ive never cringed so hard, and i dont say that lightly. The only reason I haven't clicked off the vid yet is because Charlie's commentary provides a safe space.
She looks like those stereotypical Iranian girls that don't know English so they just stand there not understanding a single thing Fr tho if that dude started "getting close" to me in a bar I would have nut tapped him on to the shadow realm
I honestly thought he was gonna suggest to become one like their bodies melt together and they become a new singular begin. Kinda like fusion in dragon ball z lol
How to tell if a woman is attracted to you: 1. She maintains intense eye contact, almost like she is scared to look away. 2. She keeps her hands between you and her at all times. 3. She squares off to you in similar fashion to a boxing stance. 4. Nervous smiling. 5. She instinctively tucks her chin to protect her neck when you get close.
6. She never says a word to you, almost as if she doesn’t want your attention 7. She is constantly leaning away from you, purely as she feels inferior to your raw manliness 8. When you can’t see her eyes they dart away, not to look for help but to say “look at this fine specimen of a man”
9. As you come closer to her, you whisper to her *"it's free real estate"* as you go back to looking at her eyes you snoop your hand into her wallet slowly and take out the credit card and you go back home and buy all the vbucks you ever wanted, and thats ladies and gentlemen is how you get satisfyed.
@@bulldozer8950 I swear to God wiping my ass with rough grit sandpaper after a taco bell feast would be more pleasant than get paid million bucks to be the poor girl in this PUA lesson
@@Megan-mp9qw same. that much eye contact is terrifying. normal people only genuinely glance into your eyes on occasion. this guy would be notably abnormal and i'd probably find an excuse to run away into a safe and crowded place. lmao, i wouldn't go anywhere alone for the rest of the night.
To be fair, he'd probably be a good wingman for if you want to play Blackjack solo. With a petrifying stare like that, no one will ever dare get on in the middle of your shoe ever again
It’s creepy that he doesn’t bother to look at the crowd at all, you know, the people he’s talking to. He just stares at her, which makes it feel like he’s actually just talking to her trying to get laid, and the people in the audience are in on it and just there to make the illusion feel real.
Lol i think the audience was taking him pretty seriously. I couldn't find the actual video but i saw the channel. Some of the titles were something like "don't let woman ruin you" "patriarchy is the future" and "make man great again".
And it looks like he's staring at her forehead during the whole video 😂 zero confidence, only repeating the script he's been learning day in and day out.
Sometimes I feel really sad. Sometimes I feel like I'm constantly getting slapped around in life. Then I watch one of your old videos and I just crack up. Thank you for all of your high quality content. Love from India, mate.❤
Seeing this in a bar would warrant getting a bartender, bouncer, or some sort of security involved. The terror from her is palpable. It's very tragic this kind of behavior is encouraged by whoever this dude is on the vid.
@CaitlynY4 -- Nah, women are usually more interested in shoes than she is in him. More like the charisma of the dog poo the sandal stepped in; certainly attracts notice and compells a reaction, can't deny that. Just not a positive one.
Bro no joke she’s standing so defensively in this and not leaving eye contact out of fear. She’s got her shoulder to him, is turned away, and is making an aggressive level of eye contact akin to “I’m watching you and waiting for you to make a wrong move.” She doesn’t just look uncomfortable she looked SCARED 😰
@@coletrainhetrick no. I'm talking about what the other person was talking about. You can tell just by looking at her that she's clearly uncomfortable. That smile was obviously fake
He wants to kiss her in front of the audience actually but he's too shy and insecure to really go for it (luckily) and so he ends up awkwardly leaning towards her 500 times.
If you're a women, Imagine being in a club setting and some guy is just staring at you like that and won't look away with hundreds of people around you and then he comes up and starts talking to you while continuously staring at you and then starts to get in closer to you.. You would be freaken out and would probably start grabbing your friends and telling them, "we gotta go this dude Is freaking me out". Meanwhile he's still staring at you and undressing you with his eyes. Lmfaoooo
i mean he was able to sit through that "how to flirt" video or whatever where the man complemented the supposed woman by saying her eyes are blue as blueberries and he just wants to eat it when he had the chance
I’m so glad you posted this with explanatory comments. My approach has always been to leave the money discretely in an envelope on the bedside table. I guess I’ll have to update things. Cheers, you’re a god. Enough to make me consider turning.
This is the perfect balance of Charlie and cringe. Anytime I think I'm gonna pass out from the cringe radiating from that guy, BHAM! there's Charlie again, with his comforting voice helping me cope with what I've just seen. Such a masterpiece.
He looks like one of those guys that are pulling out all the stops trying to “flirt”, but isn’t noticing how uncomfortable they’re making the other person.
She almost never blinks and stands still as a post while staring back at him moving towards her, it's fascinating, we can learn a lot about her nervousness and possibly fear response here, I think she knows that he can sense movement
Theres many guys who come into the store I work at and they just stare directly at me. Rarely look away. I'm 15 and that scares me a lot😂this guy. Scares me. A lot.
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I'm late to the party but my totally unique and original take on this is that the woman actually doesn't appear all that attracted to him even though she's being paid. I deduced this from body language believe or not as I'm something of an expert
Basic human common sense: the dating world, and interacting with people your interested in is not a game. Women are not npcs to be won. Be a human being, that works on yourself, and hope for the best. Maybe you’ll find someone, maybe you won’t. That’s life.
@@DrowzyDruid if thats ur real face in ur profile pic then idk man... No shit that i can see, look better then alot of other people. Great beard too bro. Just gotta get confidence in yourself. Ladies love that shit. Or guys if u swing that way, guess I shouldn't assume.
@@doc1439 thanks man, it is indeed myself, I'm sadly dealing with a bad case of body dismorphia which distorts my own image. Thank you for the compliment, I know I may have been fishing for one but I just find it hard, so it does mean the world 💚
@@whichsherice the next week you are held in court for sexual assult on the boxes and breaking and entering, you have been fined 100,000$ and have 15 years in prison as your sentence, how do you feel?
"The closer you are it gets more exciting" This, among other various romantic lines such as "Slow down honey" and "Don't dial up 911 I just want to talk" are the perfect ice breakers for a Saturday Night of creeping up on unsuspecting women on the street.
“While your going through this little sexual harassment tutorial” Honestly that’s what that video straight up looks like it’s so uncomfortable to watch
@@whateverwhatever860 Relax. They’re just educating and informing someone of their mistakes. How you present yourself with words is important in anyone’s general life.
Sexual attraction isn't solely based on physical proximity. Factors like voice and engaging conversation can also spark interest. Ultimately, attraction is subjective and depends on individual desires and preferences.
I thought the title said “This is what sexual harassment looks like” and you know what, that would still fit. This man looked like he was a second away from groping her every time he got close. I’m so uncomfortable
You are goddamn hilarious! I discovered you when I saw some crazy Russian yard hard looking beast and a description about professional slapping and now I enjoy all the content and all the shit you talk oozing with sarcasm hahaha. New favorite!
This creep was one of those guys in high school who was the only one in his small group of dweebs who had a girlfriend, online of course, and was the defacto advice giver about matters of the heart.
How to tell if a woman is attracted to you (according to a woman in her early 20’s) If she’s with friends/other people: -if the other people with her start smiling and make room for you if you approach her, they like you for her/she may think you’re cute -if she happily steps away from friends or family to talk to you, she may be interested If she’s by herself: -if she leans in closer to hear you in a loud bar or club, she might like you -if you offer to buy her a drink and she accepts, she may be interested in you -if she smiles a lot when you talk to her, she might be interested -if her pupils are always really dilated when she’s talking to you, she may like you Signs a woman has been made uncomfortable by you and is being polite: -when you approach she gives you a brief smile or hello and then always gets immediately back on her phone -when you’re talking to her, she’s looking everywhere but at you, checking the time frequently, or seems like she’s looking for a reason to walk away -she tells you she has a boyfriend/husband. That’s never hard to get, that’s “I’m telling you this hoping that you’ll leave.” -you ask her for her number and she gives you her instagram Try not to get discouraged if you approach a few women on a night out and get turned away. Everyone has a type/preference, and you never know if someone is in a relationship or situationship when you approach them. As a woman who gets approached in bars, approaching by yourself is much better than with a friend, if two guys walk up to me because 1 is interested, I have no clue which one that is if both are talking to me, and may assume it’s the wrong one. Offering to buy a drink can be a gesture that shows you’re generous and interested. Even if someone didn’t catch my eye immediately, if a nice, cute guy offers to buy me a drink and I’m single, I’ll definitely sit down at the bar and talk to him for a while. If you’re shy I get it, but nothing kills a lady boner like a grown man sending his friend to come hit on you instead of doing it himself, this isn’t grade school. Sometimes asking for a number is all you have time to do, but if you come up to me when I’m drunk at 2 am, I may give you my number if I’m attracted to you, but by 11am when you text “hey this is ____ from the bar,” I may have no recollection of who you are or what you look like, so things may not really move forward if we didn’t talk at all. Things I haven’t liked but have experienced are: -guys approaching me while I’m working in a bar, coming to the bar multiple times to hit on me/flirt, -guys staring at my boobs the entire time they’re talking to me, -guys only talking about themselves, -guys being super shy and barely giving me their name before asking for number/snap and then the next day messaging me if I want to hookup ?, -Men telling me in the first 10 seconds of meeting what they make for money/their bank account balance/their assets’ value, -guys being really vulgar and upfront that they’re just looking for sex, And the lamest pickup line ever, “where’s your boyfriend tonight?” Because you know I’m in a relationship, just brought up my boyfriend, and are hitting on me immediately after.
Plot twist: He is doing those courses in order to teach predators to walk towards their prey very slowly. This way, women will almost always be able to run away. He is a true genius in fact.
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If someone approached me the way that dude was approaching the lady, I'd either assume they were an alien trying to behave normally or a serial killer coming to murder me.
I first read the title as "This is What Sexual Assault Looks Like", and I was like da fuq? Halfway into the video, I realize I honestly didn't see wrong lmao. That guy has Y I K E S written all over him.
His voice, his haircut, his posture, his physique. You pick the roast idc. But the worst thing is who he chooses to be. When he said "oh my goodness" in her ear I know she went full dry.
When someone turns their body away from u and has a hard time making eye contact and turning their head away I think that's a sign of being fuckin uncomfortable and not being sexually attracted
Count on Charlie to always make me lol. I am at around 1 min into this and I cracking up at Charlie's commentary. I really like this channel and Charlie's personality. We share the same sense of humour I guess... I mean obviously others think so too since he has so many subscribers. Interestingly, I found out recently, by watching some of his past videos, that Charlie studied exercise physiology I believe. I am a Physiotherapist and have an undergraduate Honours degree in Kinesiology and a Master's in Physiotherapy from Canada. I thought that was a funny coincidence. Anyway, he just seems like an awesome and authentic person which you do not see much anymore especially on this platform.
My favorite part is how she’s paid to act attracted to him yet she can’t even fake it
When she looked at the camera
Little did she know she was about to get the toughest acting job of her career.
GH
that dude never specced into charisma it seems
@@mansronnlund9011 Or into very much intelligence
The level of discomfort that guy gives off the whole time is just pain
at least give him credit for trying. yeah he has no script for sure. probably cause he is not prepared with his delivery.
i mean it might be the cameras that are making him nervous not the girl
It's his looks and him trying so hard to act attractive
Its not discomfort, its pure discomfort
@@laturista1000 Credit for giving harrassment lessons? Naa... This is cringey and potentially sociopathic.
She’s literally couldn’t stop herself from moving away when he moved in.
She's a paid actor. She good.
@DarkForest no worries being German he just made a grammatical error lmao
@DarkForest ohh look I'm german, so my opinion stands out? Just like the vegans.... btw I'm german too :)
Germanception
Was ist den hier los bidde
Imagine that guy moving and gesturing like the way he did. Getting up in your face and talking in that tone but instead of implying sexual attraction he's talking about tax deductibles.
*insert Jason Mantzoukas Groan/-Moan(tm) here*
Came for the Dark Souls reference, stayed for the tax deductibles.
So if I made 36,000 this year from my occupation, and 2,000 from other sources and I have tax deductions of 4,020, what is my tax payable?
lol
@@electricanimations6183 What was supposed to be the original tax payment before it reduced though?
So far, from what I've understood.
Occupational Income = 36,000
Other Sources of Income = 2,000
Total Tax Deduction = 4,020
Total Income = Occupational Income (36,000) + Other Sources of Income (2,000) - Total Tax Deduction (4,020)
Therefore, *Total Income = 33,980.*
I don't know the eventual tax payment that will ensue unfortunately.
This woman's fight-or-flight response is triggered from literally about 5 seconds into this seminar
Lmao ikr
Unfortunately for her, it was inevitable.
lmao and that's about the only natural feeling in this tutorial
Was hard to watch
She seems to have chose: or. Which is why she seems to be completely petrified.
step 1. Maintain constant eye contact
step 2. Approach her until you can tell she can feel your breath when you speak
step 3. ???
step 4. cope with the restraining order
The worst part is being very close and maintaining eye contact is a sign of aggression. The heart racing isn't love it's fear
Step 3: get kicked in the nuts and consider it foreplay
@@bland6004 this tbh Imaoooooo
You forget step 5.
Remembering that you're still a virgin and repeat
Yeah but you'll get to see her again in court! 😍
"Don't yell...just *g e t c l o s e r"*
He says while he's already way, WAY past the boundaries of that poor girl's bubble 💀💀💀
As a woman, I wanted to help bail this lady out of that situation so bad
@@0Funker0 im not even a woman and i can tell the agony the lady felt
He says get closer, because they have not yet touched eachother, so when the touch comes. Then you cant more closer.
tbf in a loud environment tho, it would make more sense.
@@0Funker0she’s probably a paid actress. At least she gets money for the agony.
She's obviously uncomfortable and won't make eye contact, yet he seems so tone deaf, that he won't back off for even a second.
It’s reassuring to see that the majority of the comments from dudes on this video acknowledge that haha
@@Rvlyra67 it is like watching an alien deliver their dissertation.
@@Rvlyra67if we could see ourselves trying to flirt we'd become experts in no time! It's one thing to know it when you see it, it's another to be able to actually naturally be magnetic 😂
Ive never cringed so hard, and i dont say that lightly. The only reason I haven't clicked off the vid yet is because Charlie's commentary provides a safe space.
YES SAME
legit.
I relate to this on a whole new level
Hell, I’m in the safe space with ya
Literally the cringe made me so uncomfortable
The way he approaches her around 1:10 made me lean away from my phone a bit
Props to the girl for not reacting at all even though we can all see she was regretting every single life decision that led her to that moment
She looks like those stereotypical Iranian girls that don't know English so they just stand there not understanding a single thing
Fr tho if that dude started "getting close" to me in a bar I would have nut tapped him on to the shadow realm
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I agree michael jackson is underrated
She didn't react because she was having an out of body experience. What we're looking at is just her soulless vessel
@@duckmannz1309 wut?
@@gublaman Guy: So today I'm gonna teach you how to pick up hot chicks
Girl: masters astral projection
His entire game is “get close as fuck” lol 😂. Like yeah that’s a part of it but you gotta earn the closeness
I honestly thought he was gonna suggest to become one like their bodies melt together and they become a new singular begin. Kinda like fusion in dragon ball z lol
@@wetstinkysocks490 LMFAO 🤣
@@wetstinkysocks490 NGL putting it that way suddenly make it miles more interesting
Guaranteed this dude has never pulled a chick at a bar or club
She looked like she wanted to burst into tears and burst out laughing at the same time
How to tell if a woman is attracted to you:
1. She maintains intense eye contact, almost like she is scared to look away.
2. She keeps her hands between you and her at all times.
3. She squares off to you in similar fashion to a boxing stance.
4. Nervous smiling.
5. She instinctively tucks her chin to protect her neck when you get close.
6. She never says a word to you, almost as if she doesn’t want your attention
7. She is constantly leaning away from you, purely as she feels inferior to your raw manliness
8. When you can’t see her eyes they dart away, not to look for help but to say “look at this fine specimen of a man”
My mans in that chat are ultimate chads and 100% of this is fact /s
@TheBeastX1130 get out of here you beta male.
It's the opposite of 69 in the likes number. Don't ruin it and don't say nice.
9. As you come closer to her, you whisper to her *"it's free real estate"* as you go back to looking at her eyes you snoop your hand into her wallet slowly and take out the credit card and you go back home and buy all the vbucks you ever wanted, and thats ladies and gentlemen is how you get satisfyed.
She’s so attracted to him that she stood still the whole time and pulled her head back when he got closer
The force of attraction was actually so strong it wrapped around the entire earth and pulled her the other way
@@hash4badi haha jokes on you the earth is flat
DF
@@nemesis2477 you’re a villain
@@nemesis2477 it's actually in the shape of a 4D flipflop
So attracted that she didn’t even wanna make eye contact 🥲
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This lady is a champ for handling all of that cringe
why? that is not even a job
she didn't have to
it's not safe or cool in any way
@@caramelgirl6962Why isn't it, she agreed to do it and was very professional at that
She was trying sooo hard not to squirm away from that creep. She deserves some sort of award for her performance, what an absolute professional
when he came closer she literally flinched jesus christ
She could've been better
@@wilder4365 cool it basement commando
I wonder how much she was getting paid to not punch him in the face...
@@bulldozer8950 I swear to God wiping my ass with rough grit sandpaper after a taco bell feast would be more pleasant than get paid million bucks to be the poor girl in this PUA lesson
Dude never looks at the audience, just staring into her soul.
@@Megan-mp9qw same. that much eye contact is terrifying. normal people only genuinely glance into your eyes on occasion. this guy would be notably abnormal and i'd probably find an excuse to run away into a safe and crowded place. lmao, i wouldn't go anywhere alone for the rest of the night.
@@elijahwinchester6690 PROLONGED EYE CONTACT P r o l o n g e d e y e c o n t a c t
@@BoeingPrototype Ah, I see you are a person of culture.
@@artoo9400 That's more credit than I deserve. But yes
To be fair, he'd probably be a good wingman for if you want to play Blackjack solo. With a petrifying stare like that, no one will ever dare get on in the middle of your shoe ever again
i dont think that guy really knows what he's teaching he even has an awkward body movement lol
I’m now going to use what I learned today at my nearest Walmart 🔥
💀
married yet?
Target is the place to pick up chicks. You can thank me later.
FBI needs a list of everyone who purchased the full version of this demo
I am pretty sure that they have the list already.
I am pretty sure that they have the list already.
I am pretty sure that they have the list already.
I am pretty sure that they have the list already.
I am pretty sure they have the list already.
Guys don’t worry she’s just shy, that’s why she keeps slowly pulling away from him
Shit I guess the magnetic field isn't working
Exactly. She's so wet that she's trying to run to get new panties.
@@ethan7252 her magnetic field appears to be repelled not attracted. At least they have one thing in common - the same magnetic charge.
@@callmeqt1269 hahah, nerd
@@morscovium8881 creepy?
I think that, apart from being terrified, she is holding her breath too.
yeah that's what I kept thinking about lol
2:40
**whispers** We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
It’s creepy that he doesn’t bother to look at the crowd at all, you know, the people he’s talking to. He just stares at her, which makes it feel like he’s actually just talking to her trying to get laid, and the people in the audience are in on it and just there to make the illusion feel real.
Lol i think the audience was taking him pretty seriously. I couldn't find the actual video but i saw the channel. Some of the titles were something like "don't let woman ruin you" "patriarchy is the future" and "make man great again".
@@imge509 we found the evolution of Skippy
And it looks like he's staring at her forehead during the whole video 😂 zero confidence, only repeating the script he's been learning day in and day out.
that's because there is no crowd it's just her and this guy
That's exactly what I thought as well bc I just randomly dropped into this video.
"Hey, you're gorgeous. You made me piss my pants."
*comforting smile*
that’s the second time I’ve ever seen him smile
Lol no homo I rewinded to see that smile again
I lost it at that
the smile lmfao
That smile confuses me. It scares me but comforts me at the same time
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Seeing this in a bar would warrant getting a bartender, bouncer, or some sort of security involved. The terror from her is palpable. It's very tragic this kind of behavior is encouraged by whoever this dude is on the vid.
Wouldn't even be that bad if she were into it but this guy can't read social cues and has the charisma of a sandal 😭
@@CaitlynY4 Charisma of a sandal. 🤣😂🤣😂
@CaitlynY4 -- Nah, women are usually more interested in shoes than she is in him. More like the charisma of the dog poo the sandal stepped in; certainly attracts notice and compells a reaction, can't deny that. Just not a positive one.
Her body language says "you're not paying me enough to pretend I'm attracted to you"
Seriously. Lmfao.
Yup hers bodys angled away from him,shes definitely got her guard up
@@thepurplefistoffury5350 nah. She’s trying not to let him see how turned she is. It’s the female equivalent of hiding a boner.
She’s as attracted to him as water is to oil.
Yeah but if you fill a beacon with water and oil they sure will end up _on top of each other_ (⌐■-■) Checkmate
@@KingOfDarknessAndEvil cowabunga
How can you tell?
@@svo4459 Cause it's a 21 convention. His tactics will earn you some pepper spray in the eyes.
Cover yourself in oil
I feel for sis. An absolute professional.
4:26 that smile had so much power and raw emotion behind it the camera couldn’t focus
ive felt uncomfortable the whole time
if charlie was the one making the tutorial though, i would be seduced instantly, such a god in this domain
Yo it’s freyjinn
God in all* domains
i know in fact that charlie is in my mom's bedroom every night but i'm too scared to look
Oh absolutely
Hey freyjinn
Bro no joke she’s standing so defensively in this and not leaving eye contact out of fear. She’s got her shoulder to him, is turned away, and is making an aggressive level of eye contact akin to “I’m watching you and waiting for you to make a wrong move.” She doesn’t just look uncomfortable she looked SCARED 😰
Then when you ask the girl and she tells you you're wrong and she's aroused it flips your thoughts upside down
Not to mention any "smile" she gives is obviously fake. It only lasts a few seconds and is immediately gone to a more neutral look
@@Kai-Aaron so you are allowed to tell another person what they feel?
@@coletrainhetrick no. I'm talking about what the other person was talking about. You can tell just by looking at her that she's clearly uncomfortable. That smile was obviously fake
@@Kai-Aaron yeah she looked like she either wanted to run or slap him in the face lmao
He wants to kiss her in front of the audience actually but he's too shy and insecure to really go for it (luckily) and so he ends up awkwardly leaning towards her 500 times.
Only go for the kiss when you can actually responding the way you want. This right here here ain’t it😂
If you're a women, Imagine being in a club setting and some guy is just staring at you like that and won't look away with hundreds of people around you and then he comes up and starts talking to you while continuously staring at you and then starts to get in closer to you.. You would be freaken out and would probably start grabbing your friends and telling them, "we gotta go this dude Is freaking me out". Meanwhile he's still staring at you and undressing you with his eyes. Lmfaoooo
I will always be suprised by Charlie's incredible ability to sit through these abhorrent and cringy youtube videos. A true god amongst men.
Oh my god this is so true. I just click off these videos in 0.737 seconds.
I mean if I was getting paid to watch shit like this, I’d be able to do the same
you speak the truth young priest, nodnod
Right?? I can never watch those inspirational videos that he watches
i mean he was able to sit through that "how to flirt" video or whatever where the man complemented the supposed woman by saying her eyes are blue as blueberries and he just wants to eat it when he had the chance
I bet he whispered in her ear "This is just an audition, you don't get paid but lunch is on me"
"....and with lunch, I mean all the luncheon meat you can fit into that pretty mouth of yours..."
That explains the look of disdain on her face as she turned away.
Omfg lol
This will reach 10k
@@yrx what
1. Get very close
2. Don't say anything and keep staring
I got this
Charlie’s deadpan is brilliant.
He gets close to her as if he's gonna whisper "The Lannisters send their regards" and stab her in the gut
Now that you mention it, he even looks like one. Sweet Home King's Landing...
King dragon sends his regards
Oh man...
this is accurate XP
I was your 666th like... god bless
"Those feelings spike the closer you get"
We have a word for those, it's called her fight/flight response.
And for him, it's that tazer that's gonna go into his side the closer he intrudes into her personal bubble
I either wanna get away, or I wanna get the fuck away.
I’m so glad you posted this with explanatory comments. My approach has always been to leave the money discretely in an envelope on the bedside table. I guess I’ll have to update things.
Cheers, you’re a god. Enough to make me consider turning.
I was honestly expecting him to say "and she can't say no, because of the implication"
"hey, you're gorgeous, you made me piss my pants"
charlie just gets it. that's exactly what women want to hear
I could really feel the attraction from just the screen of my phone! 😃
Even i came
@@uncleraider4044 I would be lying if I said i didn't
@@loganlawt orange muffles in agreement.
And that smile that he made after saying it.
Whatever she's getting paid, it's not enough.
Couldnt the guy get a girlfriend or something to do this with, since he knows so much about atraction
2:07
@@magicalplace3788 😂thanks
@@-piras this doesn’t work if your wiener is 4 inches
@@pastoryoda2789 I can confirm that!
Some group of guys paid good hard petrol dollars to see this guy lay down his magic.
every time he inches closer i pray that he’s not leaning in for a kiss. that would lead to an astronomical nuclear war of cringe
Definitely nuclear fission and not nuclear fusion.
love the name
He eats cat food for breakfast
Cringe Wars: The Cringe Awakens
I thought the same thought and I’m happy he didn’t
We need a stronger word than “awkward” to describe this.
Excruciating
Torture
Agony even
P A I N
Unbearable
I cringed the whole time and felt like it was a “how to get a restraining order” tutorial.
I realized that the faster you understand Charlie's sarcasm the funnier it is.
His vids have increased my sarcasmometer by 70%
He's whispering "I killed your boyfriend" into her ear
Followed up with "tee hee hee"
LMFAO
girl: “hey sorry im not interested, i have a boyfriend”
guy: “not anymore”
I wouldn't be surprised if he said that
"Omelette du fromage"
If there is no Brendan Fraser in this video, how can there be sexual attraction?
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That emoji still gives me Vietnam flashbacks
"I've never knew someone could manage to speak so much yet say nothing at all" - Charles Smith
Charlie’s commentary is like checkpoints throughout the video
This is the perfect balance of Charlie and cringe. Anytime I think I'm gonna pass out from the cringe radiating from that guy, BHAM! there's Charlie again, with his comforting voice helping me cope with what I've just seen. Such a masterpiece.
This comment is actually relatable
but how accurate is this comment
You summed up this video perfectly
True!
Charlie does help but i'm losing years of life before he shows up
She’s so attracted to him she “pretends” to be absolutely revolted by him😍😍😍
*They are such a good couple!*
Now you’re getting it
Aah, I see, she's just playing hard to get 😂
As most people go through during this time and age. Relatable, sadly outside of seminars, there’s weirdos who can’t take hints lmao
she was playing hard to get lmao
He looks like one of those guys that are pulling out all the stops trying to “flirt”, but isn’t noticing how uncomfortable they’re making the other person.
i enjoy turning on captions on charlies videos just to see how many words get censored
The most disturbing thing is the unwavering eye contact. He’s got his eyes on her like a cat who just noticed something shiny on the wall
She almost never blinks and stands still as a post while staring back at him moving towards her, it's fascinating, we can learn a lot about her nervousness and possibly fear response here, I think she knows that he can sense movement
Theres many guys who come into the store I work at and they just stare directly at me. Rarely look away. I'm 15 and that scares me a lot😂this guy. Scares me. A lot.
Trap her with the mesmer stare.
@@ydia1881 get yourself a taser just in case. Stalkers are dangerous
@@ydia1881 kick em in the balls. That's what I would do and I'm a guy. That's creepy af from them...
she's so attracted she tries to kiss him by pulling her head back
“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support plz..,
@@SalamiHoopz I can see why you're struggling
LMAO
@@SalamiHoopz ngl, I hope you go down in subscribers.
It shows that she wants the kiss so badly, she'd circumnavigate the globe for it
I'm late to the party but my totally unique and original take on this is that the woman actually doesn't appear all that attracted to him even though she's being paid. I deduced this from body language believe or not as I'm something of an expert
What a totally unique and original genius you are
Basic human common sense: the dating world, and interacting with people your interested in is not a game. Women are not npcs to be won. Be a human being, that works on yourself, and hope for the best. Maybe you’ll find someone, maybe you won’t. That’s life.
He gets so close to her I thought he was going to eat her blueberry eyes.
I wonder how many people will get this reference.
@@clyax113 I'm guessing not a lot XD
Only the OGs you think?
H3H3 covered it years ago.
@@PwnZombie ohh yeahhh! you're right when he used to be actually funny
@@itssonotover961 word. It was all downhill from vape nation
Title: This is what sexual attraction looks like.
First frame of video: Charlie
Do what you will with this information, but this is no coincidence.
WHY DID YOU DECLASSIFY THIS INFORMATION!?!?
Well played.
And completely true.
If I could look 1% more like Charlie and less like the sack of shit I am, I'd be blessed
@@DrowzyDruid if thats ur real face in ur profile pic then idk man... No shit that i can see, look better then alot of other people. Great beard too bro. Just gotta get confidence in yourself. Ladies love that shit. Or guys if u swing that way, guess I shouldn't assume.
@@doc1439 thanks man, it is indeed myself, I'm sadly dealing with a bad case of body dismorphia which distorts my own image.
Thank you for the compliment, I know I may have been fishing for one but I just find it hard, so it does mean the world 💚
@@DrowzyDruid you look better than I do for what its worth
Penguinz0 is the most sarcastic person 😂😂😂😂
The amount of fear in that woman's eyes. She probably got paid to kiss him at the end but couldn't bring herself to even keep eye contact.
He’s looking at her like “will she fit in that storage box I bought at Home Depot”. That’s hot.
Maybe, but ik something in my trousers that will fit in ur home depot 😏😏😯😯😍😛😌😴
@@Mo_Real_Official ummmmm k. My Home Depot doesn’t allow guests to enter the exit door.
@@telaw1927 Then I'll just have to break in.
@@whichsherice the next week you are held in court for sexual assult on the boxes and breaking and entering, you have been fined 100,000$ and have 15 years in prison as your sentence, how do you feel?
@@Mo_Real_Official r u gay or straight lmao
“And so you feel the electric energies between you.” Lmao.
In reality, that would be the taser!
@@TG-ru8wl good one
Thats a really really really cool picture
I like it too
@@vegetable1495 Thanks! I like it too.
yup, pretty sure I felt a repulsion
Bro looks like a Walmart Pew Die Pie
that is the most genuine look of fear i've ever seen.
"The closer you are it gets more exciting"
This, among other various romantic lines such as "Slow down honey" and "Don't dial up 911 I just want to talk" are the perfect ice breakers for a Saturday Night of creeping up on unsuspecting women on the street.
The worst part is I can actually see him saying that
Ahhh I see you too are a student of the stalker manifesto
“While your going through this little sexual harassment tutorial”
Honestly that’s what that video straight up looks like it’s so uncomfortable to watch
You're*
@@kgkkoyog7684 no
@@kgkkoyog7684 *Who cares about that mistake rn?
@@kgkkoyog7684 you’re’ve’n’t
@@whateverwhatever860 Relax. They’re just educating and informing someone of their mistakes. How you present yourself with words is important in anyone’s general life.
Sexual attraction isn't solely based on physical proximity. Factors like voice and engaging conversation can also spark interest. Ultimately, attraction is subjective and depends on individual desires and preferences.
It's been a month and I don't believe 4:22 hasn't become a meme by now
I thought the title said “This is what sexual harassment looks like” and you know what, that would still fit. This man looked like he was a second away from groping her every time he got close. I’m so uncomfortable
Honestly, this is still sexual harassment, this dude is at war with her personal space and is basically getting off while coming up to her ear
I would be nervous even doing this as a joke, this dude has next level dissociation from reality.
Truly disturbing
that whole 21 convention thing is possibly the most cringe thing that exists
Chill Jack he’s clearly a sexual god
Good point
delusion is the key to success.
Finally the return of the white t-shirt
This guy's advice is straight out of the Sims
“I don’t think anyone in that room knows how attraction works”
Well that poor lady definitely knows how it DOESN’T work.
Ha!!
Charlie in his deathbed:
"So yeah that's about it see ya"
*And then dies*
Bold of you to assume that he will die
@@FireheartYGraystripe well he has before in the bible
Use the Moby Huge to carve out a casket
creative
The C in Charlie's name stands for Christ.
It’s like he was trying to hypnotize her into actual attraction toward him with his eyes. But really, that unbroken gaze came off extra creepy.
You are goddamn hilarious! I discovered you when I saw some crazy Russian yard hard looking beast and a description about professional slapping and now I enjoy all the content and all the shit you talk oozing with sarcasm hahaha. New favorite!
This creep was one of those guys in high school who was the only one in his small group of dweebs who had a girlfriend, online of course, and was the defacto advice giver about matters of the heart.
"Yeah my online girlfriend is from Canada. No you can't meet her online."
And you're the virgin who still never had a gf
He looks like someone who blamed having no friends on "being too mature"
@@anthonyshipps2032 Wait, are you the guy from the video?
sorry i haven't watched the vid yet what did he do
The way she switches between looking like she’s about to break out laughing and looking deeply disturbed the whole time 💀
How to tell if a woman is attracted to you (according to a woman in her early 20’s)
If she’s with friends/other people:
-if the other people with her start smiling and make room for you if you approach her, they like you for her/she may think you’re cute
-if she happily steps away from friends or family to talk to you, she may be interested
If she’s by herself:
-if she leans in closer to hear you in a loud bar or club, she might like you
-if you offer to buy her a drink and she accepts, she may be interested in you
-if she smiles a lot when you talk to her, she might be interested
-if her pupils are always really dilated when she’s talking to you, she may like you
Signs a woman has been made uncomfortable by you and is being polite:
-when you approach she gives you a brief smile or hello and then always gets immediately back on her phone
-when you’re talking to her, she’s looking everywhere but at you, checking the time frequently, or seems like she’s looking for a reason to walk away
-she tells you she has a boyfriend/husband. That’s never hard to get, that’s “I’m telling you this hoping that you’ll leave.”
-you ask her for her number and she gives you her instagram
Try not to get discouraged if you approach a few women on a night out and get turned away. Everyone has a type/preference, and you never know if someone is in a relationship or situationship when you approach them.
As a woman who gets approached in bars, approaching by yourself is much better than with a friend, if two guys walk up to me because 1 is interested, I have no clue which one that is if both are talking to me, and may assume it’s the wrong one. Offering to buy a drink can be a gesture that shows you’re generous and interested. Even if someone didn’t catch my eye immediately, if a nice, cute guy offers to buy me a drink and I’m single, I’ll definitely sit down at the bar and talk to him for a while. If you’re shy I get it, but nothing kills a lady boner like a grown man sending his friend to come hit on you instead of doing it himself, this isn’t grade school. Sometimes asking for a number is all you have time to do, but if you come up to me when I’m drunk at 2 am, I may give you my number if I’m attracted to you, but by 11am when you text “hey this is ____ from the bar,” I may have no recollection of who you are or what you look like, so things may not really move forward if we didn’t talk at all.
Things I haven’t liked but have experienced are:
-guys approaching me while I’m working in a bar, coming to the bar multiple times to hit on me/flirt,
-guys staring at my boobs the entire time they’re talking to me, -guys only talking about themselves,
-guys being super shy and barely giving me their name before asking for number/snap and then the next day messaging me if I want to hookup ?,
-Men telling me in the first 10 seconds of meeting what they make for money/their bank account balance/their assets’ value,
-guys being really vulgar and upfront that they’re just looking for sex,
And the lamest pickup line ever, “where’s your boyfriend tonight?”
Because you know I’m in a relationship, just brought up my boyfriend, and are hitting on me immediately after.
Plot twist: He is doing those courses in order to teach predators to walk towards their prey very slowly. This way, women will almost always be able to run away. He is a true genius in fact.
Love it how she just glares at him throughout the talk
“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support plz..,
The bots have come
Go away spambot i don't need your fake pity here
it’s like she’s trying to stop herself from laughing by remembering how uncomfortable she is
She looks like shes about to cry but is just covering it up with awkward smirks
Charlie’s thumbnails are always timeless, you never know if it’s from today or 3 years ago
Facts
In fact you only can tell from his hair
I would pay money to see an interview with her and hear how she was feeling during this video
Dude kept staring at her so much without moving that i thought my internet kept disconnecting and pausing the video
Alternate title: Jesus reacts to "How to be a sex offender"
Lmfao it’s true tho
Dear God 😂😂
☞￣ᴥ￣☞
Hippie Jesus.
I read sexual assault 😳
If someone approached me the way that dude was approaching the lady, I'd either assume they were an alien trying to behave normally or a serial killer coming to murder me.
Remember guys, never stop staring into her eyes and never blink. It really turns women on.
This is hilarious. These dudes are always delusionally optimistic. I actually laughed.
I first read the title as "This is What Sexual Assault Looks Like", and I was like da fuq? Halfway into the video, I realize I honestly didn't see wrong lmao. That guy has Y I K E S written all over him.
Wild rotmg
He’s got “my favorite position is missionary with awkward thrusts and eye contact” written all over him.
He's got "not allowed within 20 meters of a school" written all over him
he really didn’t blink much
Fellow RotMG player :sunglas:
His voice, his haircut, his posture, his physique. You pick the roast idc. But the worst thing is who he chooses to be. When he said "oh my goodness" in her ear I know she went full dry.
😂😂😂
mfw i have the same posture and physique
I can actually feel his breath and smell it. This might actually be one of the worst things Charlie has talked about.
@@redbetta2191 im gonna start swimming pretty soon so hopefully that should help
@@leviathan3630 start benching and you’ll always wanna walk straight. Don’t want a caved in chest like this.
When someone turns their body away from u and has a hard time making eye contact and turning their head away I think that's a sign of being fuckin uncomfortable and not being sexually attracted
Count on Charlie to always make me lol. I am at around 1 min into this and I cracking up at Charlie's commentary. I really like this channel and Charlie's personality. We share the same sense of humour I guess... I mean obviously others think so too since he has so many subscribers. Interestingly, I found out recently, by watching some of his past videos, that Charlie studied exercise physiology I believe. I am a Physiotherapist and have an undergraduate Honours degree in Kinesiology and a Master's in Physiotherapy from Canada. I thought that was a funny coincidence. Anyway, he just seems like an awesome and authentic person which you do not see much anymore especially on this platform.
This is like watching a horror movie while the killer explains his every move
You just described Dr. Evil. Lol
This is perfect lol
Lol Brilliant
Thx sims