Haha! Who need buy them when you could make them yourself? *Oh fuck nevermind. I just accidentally created horrors beyond my comprehension. Do NOT try to make your own teleportation crystals.*
I was just about to say that sounds like ordinary Walmart to me I don't shop there but I used to work at ihop and almost all our customers where from Walmart and target
Or C: his Honda Accord is a temporary summon that goes back to some other plane (or like the dealership) whenever he unsummons it, so he never has to worry about finding a parking spot.
Meanwhile Sorcerer:"I summon CAR...[poof] fuck it's an amc gremlin today" Bard: *plays trumpet solo* a Mustang Mach I suddenly materialise. Artificer: pull out a cylinder and put it on the ground and CHKK CHRR CHRRKK mopette. Warlock: *pull out phone "Ooooh Daddy can send me the Phantom?... Wuv you! okay byeee!" Cleric: *walk toward one of the EMS vehicles in the parking lot. Druid: "Here boy!" *actual mustang horse show up*. Blood Hunter: *raise hand in a sky turned claw in front of their chest* Ghost rider bike emerge from the ground.
"this implies one of two things: 1: he can summon a honda accord to him easier than he can summon himself to places 2: he could summon any car but he decided on using a honda accord"
@@marmyeaterHe taken that comment from another video with that tweet in original comment it was that he can make it look like anything and he choose it to look like honda accord
I would like to see a wizard say "F you! I cast summon skeleton" and blast the enemy so hard all that is left of them is a skeleton so technically, they did summon a skeleton
Edsel Ford: What’s a Honda Accord? Henry Ford: Oh my, what an utter idiot, an utter joke, a WEAK excuse of an overgrown- Edsel Ford: Do *you* know what it is, dad? Henry Ford: Alright boys, storm his house again, would you? Security Mafia: We’re all dead mate, we can’t hit ‘im! Henry Ford: darn.
This implies one of a few things 1. If he created a car out of nothing, then that either means he specifically just wanted a Honda Accord, or the way the spell is, it has to be a Honda Accord 2. If he teleported a car to himself, that implies he has an easier time teleporting objects to himself than he can managing to teleport himself 3. He somehow managed to get to the store without the Honda Accord, or it despawned on him while he was inside. Or he did arrive in the Honda Accord, but is too lazy to walk to it/find it in the Parking Lot
If he can create such massive and complicated things out of thin air and in such short amount of time, then he has no reason to shop for ordinary things sold at Walmart. Thus he likely didn't create the car from thin air. Also If he can summon arbitrary objects that already exist and don't belong to him(like car), then again, he doesn't need Walmart, thus this car most likely belongs to him. He was specific about what car to summon, thus he likely has at the least another car from Honda. Wizards frequently use spells, thus by analogy with mathematicians, they likely try to keep them as short as possible. If he had only two cars from different firms, like Honda and Ford, then he would likely just said "Honda" instead of more mouthful and specific "Honda Accord"
I mean, nobody's stopping people from dressing up as wizards and going to Walmart, if a greeter asks what you're doing just tell them you're on a mystical quest (getting your groceries)
Legitimately, there’s a guy and his family that live near me somewhere, and I see them around shops wearing these green capes like they’re wizards or Druids or something. I’ve always been too awkward to ask them about it.
By the moon in thw starlight, by the shield in the sword, i summon to me, my Honda accord car! *My honda accord car spawns infront of me once the spell works*
My favorite spell is like pranking people by turning their hands into paws when they try to pick stuff up or turn their feet into paws when they are trying on new shoes. Also I turn them back to normal the moment I see them look at me with a stare like they are going to get revenge
I love how he could just use a teleport spell or shapechange into a bird but no he still decides to drive. Both hands on the wheel too no telekenisis bs
This. We need more of this in life. You're not out for groceries, you're on a fetch quest! That's not an energy drink, you're quaffing a potion! You're not getting older, just leveling up!
Me: “Why don’t you just teleport”
Wizard: “Have you seen the prices of teleportation crystals lately?”
Ikr. Like I was looking for one and they're upwards of 10000 gold!!!!! Who has that kind of money?!
You should find an artificer to make you a teleporter.
Haha! Who need buy them when you could make them yourself?
*Oh fuck nevermind. I just accidentally created horrors beyond my comprehension. Do NOT try to make your own teleportation crystals.*
@@afunkingamer2415”hey I’m horrors beyond my comprehension.”- horrors beyond my comprehension, AKA SpongeBob
@@afunkingamer2415 Damn it, are you the one that created the homunculi that is Jake Paul?
Ah yes, my favorite spell, “Car.”
Summon Car (Level 5 spell)
Summon a car.
That's it.
Components : V,M (A fuel tank containing 60 gallons of fuel)
@@adrioumario136960 gallons, bro thats like 200$ of gas, fuck that I'd take a damn taxi before I cast this spell.
@@xironbeastx8677 What if it's magically always full?
4 paladin this could just be reflavored find steed
You’ve been hit by…
You’ve been struck by…
Truck
AA-
Also, that’s also my favorite spell! “Honda accord!”
Warlocks would like their royalty fees.
I cast missing catalytic converter!
The Wizard across the street “ so you like cars, huh? I CAST FAULTY SPARK PLUG!!!”
@@aidenwhite8556 "darn you, I CAST MONTH LONG FLAT TIRES!!!"
@@fnln3011 sure as crack and a burger i cast theft o the converter
"I CAST 'REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED!'"
I CAST: “DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR!?”
@Xeonort spell: I have found your car it is 8 blocks down at a abandoned warehouse
"GRAND THEF AUTO"
It just gives you a path like the clairvoyance spell in skyrim
I can'st 'REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED!'
Bro that’s just Walmart on Tuesday morning
Exactly or one day 2 of a 3 day weekend😂
You have to replace the wizard with a screaming tweaker, but it's a similar experience.
2:44am-5:37am....
I was just about to say that sounds like ordinary Walmart to me I don't shop there but I used to work at ihop and almost all our customers where from Walmart and target
Morning?!?
Our wizards only come out at night!
Cue Whodini
"By the dark of the night, by the sound of my voice, I summon to me, my black Rolls Royce!"
By the light of the stars, by the Power of Anatharis, I summon thee, Toyota Yaris
"By the buzz of the streetlamps, with the speed of a bee. I call upon my old Model-T!"
By The Earth and The Sky, By the Wind of the Tornado, I summon to me my Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo!
By my student loan debt,
By the loss of my car key,
I summon thee, PAIR OF NIKE!
By the light of the sun, by the gap freshly sundered, I call to me my Ram 1500!
This implies 1 of 2 things either A: he forgot where he parked or B: its easier for him to park in an inconvenient area just to summon his car later.
Or it's autonomous and goes off doing its own thing while he's in the store.
@michaelleue7594 and hes gotta summon it back? Thats good i like that
It's like the one car that I forget the name of. The one that had an ai in it. From an old show iirc
@@Adahy_Bullet Kitt?
Or C: his Honda Accord is a temporary summon that goes back to some other plane (or like the dealership) whenever he unsummons it, so he never has to worry about finding a parking spot.
warlocks asking their sugar-da I MEAN SPONSORS, for the keys to the porsche for the weekend
Warlocks are just valet drivers for rich ppl now
Lmao😂
Bards would use the money they got from their lucrative influencing career to buy some new trendy car
Oh lord, would you buy me a Mercedes Benz...
Sorcerer's: weak
I can totally see a Wizard driving a Honda
If you go to DragonCon, I'd expect you could find a lot of them driving Hondas. Probably Mazdas and Kias, too.
What if an artificer build that and car can transform into an arcane armor exomech suit
Those Accords are pretty economical, plenty of space for the party, trunk space can be packed with potion ingredients and such.
@@41tinman41also light enough for the barbarian to carry in case it breaks down
Meanwhile
Sorcerer:"I summon CAR...[poof] fuck it's an amc gremlin today"
Bard: *plays trumpet solo* a Mustang Mach I suddenly materialise.
Artificer: pull out a cylinder and put it on the ground and CHKK CHRR CHRRKK mopette.
Warlock: *pull out phone "Ooooh Daddy can send me the Phantom?... Wuv you! okay byeee!"
Cleric: *walk toward one of the EMS vehicles in the parking lot.
Druid: "Here boy!" *actual mustang horse show up*.
Blood Hunter: *raise hand in a sky turned claw in front of their chest* Ghost rider bike emerge from the ground.
"this implies one of two things:
1: he can summon a honda accord to him easier than he can summon himself to places
2: he could summon any car but he decided on using a honda accord"
Are Honda Accords badly made or something?
Or some prep work, such as an enchantment, has already been done to the Honda so that it's summonable.
@@marmyeaterHe taken that comment from another video with that tweet in original comment it was that he can make it look like anything and he choose it to look like honda accord
upcasting the spell is not worth it, even more so when the material component cost goes to the roof
@@marmyeater Would you drive a Honda Accord or Teleport?
Otherworldly patron to the warlock: "i offer you an Accord"
Warlock: "Do you need a Escort?"
@mariuszmoraw3571 patron: "There is no Escape"
The warlock's union secured dental for all fiendish servants, grade 3 and up.
I would like to see a wizard say "F you! I cast summon skeleton" and blast the enemy so hard all that is left of them is a skeleton so technically, they did summon a skeleton
Summons your skeleton out of your body.
@@warlerker beat me to it.
"By the Stave and the Sword, by the Pentacle and Cup, I summon for you this Thumbs-Up!" 👍
"By your steel and your headlights, by the children of Ford, I summon to my side, oh Honda Accord!"
Edsel Ford: What’s a Honda Accord?
Henry Ford: Oh my, what an utter idiot, an utter joke, a WEAK excuse of an overgrown-
Edsel Ford: Do *you* know what it is, dad?
Henry Ford: Alright boys, storm his house again, would you?
Security Mafia: We’re all dead mate, we can’t hit ‘im!
Henry Ford: darn.
If Honda ever makes a self-driving car that can be summoned via an app or text message, this MUST be the command! 😁
From the mists of kentucky, wrought cast iron it was borne of. I summon to me, my 94 chevy dually pickup!
VEHICULO APPALACHIUS!
From near to far I use my car but here nor there I am aware.
My ride, MY STEED!
I have the need!
Ford MUSTANG! Come Forth!
"From the waves of the ocean, where the sun is born, I summon thee my Nissan Urban" **hopes van won't crush a bystander**
With the power of a fart, but still runs on dust, I shamefully summon my Toyota Prius. ^^
Y'all don't know shit, if a spell doesn't rhyme it automatically will fail
By the might of the gods,
And my all that is mythic,
Summon at my feet,
*MY DAMNED HONDA CIVIC!*
Careful with the wording there. You may end up summoning an actual demonic car. lol
Three aisles away, the Accord chirp-chirps and starts driving towards its wizard master.
From the light of sunrise
to the shadows of Sunset
come to me
Mighty Corvette
Outside of the successful summoning that sounds like a regular at Walmart
Ah, yes, “Otto’s Honda accord”. A classic.
By the moon and the Stars, they might call me a smarty, I summon to me, my eccentric Bugatti
This implies one of a few things
1. If he created a car out of nothing, then that either means he specifically just wanted a Honda Accord, or the way the spell is, it has to be a Honda Accord
2. If he teleported a car to himself, that implies he has an easier time teleporting objects to himself than he can managing to teleport himself
3. He somehow managed to get to the store without the Honda Accord, or it despawned on him while he was inside. Or he did arrive in the Honda Accord, but is too lazy to walk to it/find it in the Parking Lot
If he can create such massive and complicated things out of thin air and in such short amount of time, then he has no reason to shop for ordinary things sold at Walmart. Thus he likely didn't create the car from thin air. Also If he can summon arbitrary objects that already exist and don't belong to him(like car), then again, he doesn't need Walmart, thus this car most likely belongs to him. He was specific about what car to summon, thus he likely has at the least another car from Honda. Wizards frequently use spells, thus by analogy with mathematicians, they likely try to keep them as short as possible. If he had only two cars from different firms, like Honda and Ford, then he would likely just said "Honda" instead of more mouthful and specific "Honda Accord"
Looks like a ritual spell. So makes sense to use it here. No one wants to go on a ten minute walk looking for a car.
This implies he doesn't have teleportation.
You can't teleport living things, that's just common knowledge.
@@feeplemurphy4618 I didn't. But this helps spread the word.
Why teleporting when you can have a car 😂
Teleportation is considered a high level spell
He can teleport himself, just not his groceries
If i think about it the honda accord spell can be very dangerous if used above someone
I legit expected a PNG of the car, it was a really good surprise seeing it drawn
By cunning and list, might and mystique, I summon a below average size leek.
You have no idea how much I've fantasized about magically summoning my car
Now wait for the Florida man wizard that truly scares me
Please do not summon a Floridion wizard You can only get rid of those with an ohio one and you don't want one of those
Call Australia to the party
Call Australia to the party
From the depths of Florida, I shall be no later as I summon thee: VELOCIGATOR!!!
I had to XD
He probably forgot where he parked
Wizards would be the IT of our world,fixing broken wands and magic mirrors😂
They will stand at the entrance... and say " show mw your receipt... or ... YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
He wouldn't be the weirdest guy there
at least this one is wearing clothes
I always use this spell when my Celestial Steed summon is on vacation.
Me when i hit retirement in 200 years😂
I mean, nobody's stopping people from dressing up as wizards and going to Walmart, if a greeter asks what you're doing just tell them you're on a mystical quest (getting your groceries)
I guess teleportation is illegal.
That's what the Priests do in Age of Empires;
Wololo **Spawns a Shelby Cobra**
I wish Wizards were real too.
FINALLY someone put this to an animation! I've been waiting on this for sooo long. Great job!
Someone cast “prime viewing” on me apparently
I feel like that’s a really Harry Dresden thing to say
I always loved summoning spells, there always so underrated
That's just the Urban Fantasy DnD spell "Find Vehicle"
So you’re saying that it’s possible for me to turn a DnD campaign into a racing game
@@Somerandomguyinthecomments Go for it. That sounds fricken awesome!
By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I TELEPORT
I heard this audio before and I needed this to be animated, thank you
This made me laugh so hard, these animations just make it perfect
The way his eyes are moving imply that he was trying to pick out his car, and when he couldn't find it, decided to use magic to bring it to him.
That's just a wizard who forgot where he parked.
They already figured out how to make your car park itself & repossess itself. I'm sure having your car be its own valet is also coming.
Ah, the well renowned Hondamancy, thats a powerful wizard right there
The most practical of spells only!
"With the might of my staff, and from the ancient scroll, I cast a vehicle, known as the 'Kia soul'!"
"I CAST THUNDERSPELL!"
The children who just came out of school to do nothing at Walmart : =-O
dudes never been to walmart if he hasnt seen this😂
I wish a wizard cast that spell in a fantasy world and just drove off like he was in the modern world.
I just can't stand that I love the art of these so much😂
Sorcerers will see you summon your car into existence from the astral plane and say "they hath not the skill to cast teleportation"
Just go to the Walmart in Portland. You got a good chance he'll be there.
I love the rhyming!
And then proceeds to nonchalant drive off
Bro forgot where he parked 😂😂😂😂
21st century "Summon Familiar"
I CAST CAR WAS STOLEN WHILE YOU WERE SHOPPING!
Be the wizard you wish to see in the world
Well, you've put the idea out there. Now we just need someone bored and/or creative enough to make it happen.
When i retire i need to try to remember this...
Legitimately, there’s a guy and his family that live near me somewhere, and I see them around shops wearing these green capes like they’re wizards or Druids or something.
I’ve always been too awkward to ask them about it.
To those on the road you be in danger! Come to me my Ford Ranger!
That's I guess an efficient way to get a ride.
"Tarnished, i offer you an Accord"
*Key fob beep beeps*
When you don’t have enough skill points to learn “teleport” but “car” is available
If i could cast "Dragon balls" so i could wish for wizard 💀
I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE SINCE I DISCOVERED THIS CANNEL!
"I CAST! find car. Oh there it is!"
*Wanders off down parking row three.*
Now I want to see all sports teams having all their players be exactly what the team name is. Real Wizards vs real Bulls would be a sight to behold.
“Accio Honda Accord.”
"By the day and night, by feast and famine, I summon unto thee a bowl of ramen!"
That sfx used for the spell was a genius touch
Through forces in the air, by the tool of man, brought thy current era, I summon thee to my call "Uber" 🚗
That's just the people that come down from the mountain once a month and go to Walmart at 10pm
you haven't done late night shift you might see a couple
Dress for the job you want. Nothing is stopping you from wearing a big hat and fancy robes everywhere.
By the moon in thw starlight, by the shield in the sword, i summon to me, my Honda accord car!
*My honda accord car spawns infront of me once the spell works*
My favorite spell is like pranking people by turning their hands into paws when they try to pick stuff up or turn their feet into paws when they are trying on new shoes. Also I turn them back to normal the moment I see them look at me with a stare like they are going to get revenge
I totally just want to dress like that now, just for tyat bit
I love how he could just use a teleport spell or shapechange into a bird but no he still decides to drive. Both hands on the wheel too no telekenisis bs
“someones gotta live to tell the tale” ahh moment 💀
"By the moon in the starlight, by the shield in the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord"
Bro, the minute I heard by the moon, I knew the Honda Accord was coming
I’ve seen that guy outside walmart several times
Now I want to go buy robes and a hat so that I can go stand in front of Walmart on a busy day and scream.
"By the oceans might and great celstial pattern - I forgot where I parked; so summon my Saturn!"
"Greetings traveler from beyond the fog, I am Melina, I offer you an Accord." -The Lands Between's best car salesman.
My favorite spell I CAST FIREBALL
I mean, there's literally nothing stopping you from doing this...
“By the breaking of dawn and the morning dew, I hereby summon my Chevy Malibu!”
This is what Melina meant when she offered an accord
This. We need more of this in life. You're not out for groceries, you're on a fetch quest! That's not an energy drink, you're quaffing a potion! You're not getting older, just leveling up!
All that power and just a Honda Accord!
You challenge a wizard to a race and he casts
" YOU SHALL NOT PASS". and they win the race