How to Defend a Star Fortress Forever in the 16th and Early 17th Century

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    In this video we will provide you with the most necessary knowledge to defend a star fortress forever.
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    Sources:
    Hoppe, S., s.v. Festungsbau, in: Enzyklopädie der Neuzeit.
    Lynn, J. A., States in Conflict 1661-1763, in: Parker, G. (Ed.), The Cambridge History of Warfare, Cambridge 2005.
    Lynn, J. A., The trace itallienne and the Growth of Armies, in: Rogers, C. J. (Ed.), The Military Revolution Debate. Readings on the Military Transformation of Early Modern Europe, Boulder / San Francisco / Oxford 1995.
    Ortenburg, G., Waffe und Waffengebrauch im Zeitalter der Landsknechte (Heerwesen der Neuzeit, Abt. 1, Bd. 1) Koblenz 1984.
    Parker, G., The Limits to Revolutions in Military Affairs: Maurice of Nassau, the Battle of Nieuwpoort (1600), and the Legacy, in The Journal of Military History, 71;2, 2007; S. 331 - 372.
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  • @SandRhomanHistory
    @SandRhomanHistory  Před 2 lety +678

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    • @clintmoor422
      @clintmoor422 Před 2 lety +6

      brilliant video thanks! hope it does well!!!

    • @antonisauren8998
      @antonisauren8998 Před 2 lety +12

      One of the better integrated adds I've found recently. Good work. :)

    • @gabrielcurraj3994
      @gabrielcurraj3994 Před 2 lety +2

      Can you make a viedo how to build the perfect star shaped fortress or you can make a viedo about ww1 fortresses

    • @gabrielcurraj3994
      @gabrielcurraj3994 Před 2 lety

      I'm a big fan of you !

    • @user-lj5xn4ro2g
      @user-lj5xn4ro2g Před 2 lety +1

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  • @TimDutch
    @TimDutch Před 2 lety +16972

    Next time i will find myself defending a star fortress i will definitely use these tips.

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  Před 2 lety +3513

      can happen any day, you never know

    • @Flow86767
      @Flow86767 Před 2 lety +438

      You will in total war Empire 😳

    • @TimDutch
      @TimDutch Před 2 lety +297

      @@Flow86767 If only CA would create Empire II. I am still waiting...

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 Před 2 lety +23

      @@SandRhomanHistory hahahaha

    • @joekrebs964
      @joekrebs964 Před 2 lety +17

      Never say never…

  • @dan8910100
    @dan8910100 Před 2 lety +7131

    Fun Fact: The base of the Statue of Liberty sits atop an old star fort that was built for the war of 1812

  • @brennencox516
    @brennencox516 Před 2 lety +3702

    "How To Defend A Star Fortress Forever"
    Step 1. Have infinite food and men.
    Step 2.
    Step 3, done.

  • @kvoltti
    @kvoltti Před 2 lety +2297

    The Spanish “Don’t worry once it’s winter we’ll march over the frozen water”
    The Dutch “….. get the ice skates “

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul Před 2 lety +132

      The skate lancer division.

    • @merdas9058
      @merdas9058 Před 2 lety +85

      Now I'm curious how would a ice skating sword fight look like

    • @jerrykwan150
      @jerrykwan150 Před 2 lety +117

      @@merdas9058 I would imagine that they would use curved slashing blades as opposed to straight stabbing ones. If fighting on ice, getting your weapon stuck in an enemy would render you a sitting duck and possibly ruin your balance. I also think that skating would allow for a cavalry-like speed optimal for slashing attacks. If stabbing was used I think it'd be in the form of one-off pikes or spears that were abandoned after stabbing someone in a charge.

    • @Muenni
      @Muenni Před 2 lety +18

      War sledge incoming!

    • @nicholaswallen8147
      @nicholaswallen8147 Před 2 lety +16

      @@jerrykwan150 CURVED. BLADES.!!!

  • @noahchristopher6144
    @noahchristopher6144 Před 2 lety +2913

    "Mi'lord, they are upons us! What are your orders!?"
    Me francticly watching video: "Shut-up I'm in still on the intro!"

    • @evryatis2853
      @evryatis2853 Před 2 lety +419

      "THE CASTLE, MOVE IT NEAR THE RIVER!"
      "SIR?"

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram Před 2 lety +39

      are the "mi" part of "mi lord" still pronounced "mee" cuz that was the pronunciation of "my" at the time the phrase "mi'lord" was coined?

    • @admiraladmirable4532
      @admiraladmirable4532 Před 2 lety +24

      @@evryatis2853 Underrated comment

    • @bobfrank3575
      @bobfrank3575 Před 2 lety +3

      @Zenytram Searon big brain think

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram Před 2 lety +30

      @@bobfrank3575 a much bigger brain is thinking about the origin of the word "Lord" which was "hlaf weard" which means "loaf keeper".
      so my lord means "my bread dealer"

  • @JanHans
    @JanHans Před 2 lety +4265

    The Hague Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict is by far the most useful tool in order to protect your 16th century star fortresses

    • @birgaripadam7112
      @birgaripadam7112 Před 2 lety +14

      What is that?

    • @not-a-theist8251
      @not-a-theist8251 Před 2 lety +50

      lmao

    • @finderdiler
      @finderdiler Před 2 lety +294

      @@birgaripadam7112 TLDR: Stuff that is relevant for Culture, e.g. Books, special architecture, and so on, is protected under this treaty from desctruction and plunder.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hague_Convention_for_the_Protection_of_Cultural_Property_in_the_Event_of_Armed_Conflict

    • @birgaripadam7112
      @birgaripadam7112 Před 2 lety +5

      @@finderdiler oh thanks
      I thought you are talking about a boom series or joke about another video

    • @townazier
      @townazier Před 2 lety +129

      Very nice strategy, seems overlooked in recent conflicts.

  • @robertharris6092
    @robertharris6092 Před 2 lety +619

    And then the enemies decide to just build a bigger star fort around your star fort.

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 Před 2 lety +146

      Pretty much what Julius Ceasar did

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal Před 2 lety +17

      In alesia? Think the mongols did something similar

    • @1orangutan656
      @1orangutan656 Před 2 lety +61

      @@GuinessOriginal But Caeser did it first

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 Před 2 lety +34

      @@1orangutan656 who knows, some caveman in the mesopotamian age probably did

    • @jjrneptune
      @jjrneptune Před 2 lety +31

      @@1orangutan656 Ok, and? I might be missing something, in fact I probably must be, but why does that matter? All Guinness did was say that they thought the mongols did something similar. Guinness didn’t say that the mongols did it first, they just asked if the mongols did it at all.

  • @eingew
    @eingew Před 2 lety +533

    9:00 Psychological warfare about food stock: In my hometown Neuss there is a story about one time during the countless sieges the city endured they had it really rough and almost no food left. So they decided to take their last cow for a walk on the wall to mock their enemies.

    • @terribledeadlinegameplay
      @terribledeadlinegameplay Před 2 lety +128

      they did a little trolling

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 Před 2 lety +51

      Good thinking, even if it got shot the meat would be usable!

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 Před 2 lety +172

      Considering how many cities feature this story in their history books, it was probably rather common at a certain point in time. The viennese version of this tale is even wittier, as they walked their last ox on the wall, painted it white, went for yet another walk, painted it black, for a third walk and so on. The goal was to make the besiegers believe that there were many oxen left.

    • @warthoggoulags1679
      @warthoggoulags1679 Před 2 lety +10

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 there's also a story like this in france during the muslim invasion in the early middle ages

    • @hotman_pt_
      @hotman_pt_ Před rokem +7

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 Portugal also has an old story similar to this

  • @rolypoly4920
    @rolypoly4920 Před 2 lety +1426

    I'm sorry, but if I have to siege a city for 21 years, then clearly they want it more than I do. I would have let them keep Crete.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 Před 2 lety +64

      I think a country the size of Bangladesh could be built for 21 years, and Bangladesh is likely worth as much as 1,000,000 middle age cities.

    • @spencervance8484
      @spencervance8484 Před 2 lety +177

      @@1mol831 ...ok?

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 Před 2 lety +134

      @@1mol831 Huh?

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 Před 2 lety +114

      @@1mol831 what

    • @alexvig2369
      @alexvig2369 Před 2 lety +2

      That's because you're a weak man

  • @Gandalf50Shades
    @Gandalf50Shades Před 2 lety +1542

    SandRhoman History's next video: The Staggering Siege of the Hive City of Vervunhive

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  Před 2 lety +438

      Since Abnett gives a lot of details and uses maps it would be possible to do :P

    • @AdairCorbin
      @AdairCorbin Před 2 lety +79

      @@SandRhomanHistory I would love to see this as well.

    • @Gandalf50Shades
      @Gandalf50Shades Před 2 lety +29

      @@SandRhomanHistory Its too bad he had to skip one half of the defense of Hagia, otherwise it would have made a great sequel

    • @birgaripadam7112
      @birgaripadam7112 Před 2 lety +9

      @@SandRhomanHistory please do it

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  Před 2 lety +28

      @@Gandalf50Shades yeah but the series was at its best in Honor Guard and the following books, imo.

  • @definitelyapersonandnotadog
    @definitelyapersonandnotadog Před 2 lety +669

    Spain:we need to buy more supplies for the war
    Dutch: I Heard you want to buy something
    Spain: but we’re at war with you
    Dutch: And do you want to buy or not don’t waste our time

    • @johncharleson8733
      @johncharleson8733 Před rokem +28

      Hilarious in that the Dutch first reaction would be to sell.

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 Před rokem +10

      It was just good business

    • @benji45645
      @benji45645 Před rokem +14

      This is the irl equivalent of getting the economic victory condition in a 4X game

    • @moblinmajorgeneral
      @moblinmajorgeneral Před rokem +4

      People often fail to realize that countries at war with one another didn't stop trade with either side until World War II. Even in World War I, the US was paying royalties to Germany for the bolt on the M1903 bolt.

    • @HarrDarr
      @HarrDarr Před rokem

      @@moblinmajorgeneral that's not trade though, nor is it as you say; the lawsuit wasn't finalized until 1921 and first payments were paid in after that

  • @xiiistepsforrequiem915
    @xiiistepsforrequiem915 Před 2 lety +620

    America: *Drops a Fatboy*
    Me in the fortress: "Well, shit.."

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 Před 2 lety +76

      Me : *Climbs out of the rubble, weapon in hand* "NICE TRY, BUT FOREVER MEAN FOREVER"

    • @NathanaelKeller
      @NathanaelKeller Před 2 lety +30

      I think this would fall in the category of Walls/Defenses. Just build a Dome over your city. Plant some SAM missiles and Radars or an Iron Dome system on and around the Dome.

    • @NathanaelKeller
      @NathanaelKeller Před 2 lety +7

      Oh, and Fighterjets as sorties of sorts.

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul Před 2 lety +10

      Fatboy! You're like 70 years late.

    • @jeffreypierson2064
      @jeffreypierson2064 Před 2 lety +18

      High trajectory explosives is pretty much why fortresses became obsolete. First the howitzers grew powerful enough to sweep exposed troops and demolish houses, then planes could drop high explosive bombs, and finally nukes.

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp Před 2 lety +1051

    You know you got the defences in the bag when you hear "the people worship you sire!"

    • @luxlightlegend1273
      @luxlightlegend1273 Před 2 lety +106

      "The keep is enclosed"

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 Před 2 lety +98

      You know you're doing bad if you hear "site your granary, sire"

    • @FigureOnAStick
      @FigureOnAStick Před 2 lety +66

      "Wood Needed"

    • @mrgreatauk
      @mrgreatauk Před 2 lety +49

      People are leaving the castle, my Lord!

    • @NcrXnbi
      @NcrXnbi Před 2 lety +11

      If our kingdom is to prosper, it needs more heroes.

  • @JamesAce
    @JamesAce Před 2 lety +1806

    My girlfriend actually lives in the village of "naarden" wich is an still almost tottaly intact star fortress in the netherlands next time im around ill use this video as a guide to keep the' in laws away! Many Thanks!

    • @holdthedoor8130
      @holdthedoor8130 Před 2 lety +99

      Dont forget the hand grenades!

    • @chocoman45
      @chocoman45 Před 2 lety +33

      @@jakobinobles3263 If all of that don't work just try bad food, unwashed sheets and loud music.

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot Před 2 lety +16

      to clarify, by "girlfriend" he means his hand, and by "in laws" he means his mom yelling at him to stop playing on the computer and get a job.

    • @baggiobeer5918
      @baggiobeer5918 Před 2 lety +6

      Ik ben er geboren Naarden vesting

    • @hispaniaerex8933
      @hispaniaerex8933 Před 2 lety +2

      @@BoopSnoot Stop to dusturb

  • @mattm9470
    @mattm9470 Před 2 lety +204

    Wife: "Honey, why isn't the washing machine fixed yet? You said you were watching a how to video"
    Me: "Now technically thats still true..."

  • @Geralt.5261
    @Geralt.5261 Před 2 lety +216

    Me: Should actually learn for University since exams are next month.
    Random history CZcamsr: "Hey, wanna see how to defend a star fortress forever?"
    Me: "Well, better be safe than sorry."

    • @vectrom21
      @vectrom21 Před 2 lety

      Fuck our lives!

    • @ImperatorRom
      @ImperatorRom Před 2 lety +5

      Hey, you never know when you could get transported to the past!! Or have to rebuild civilization from scratch! It's critical information. Now I'm going to see videos on metallurgy! :P

    • @amoghdesai9075
      @amoghdesai9075 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@ImperatorRomMy dreams be like:
      Btw give me the source!

  • @Wish-and-Hope
    @Wish-and-Hope Před 2 lety +525

    Water, Earth, Fire, Stocks, Flesh, Time - the Avatar is Master of all Elements. But when the besieged needed him most - he disappeared...

    • @tomat05
      @tomat05 Před 2 lety +1

      lmfao

    • @CellGames2006
      @CellGames2006 Před 2 lety +29

      It was only after 100 years did me and my brother find a new Avatar, a CZcamsr named Sandroman, and even though he has a lot to learn I believe he can save the world...
      AVATAR - The Last Fortbender

    • @Wish-and-Hope
      @Wish-and-Hope Před 2 lety +15

      @@alexanderthompson7164 Europe in peace and harmony - truly a fantasy setting!

    • @coatguards8032
      @coatguards8032 Před 2 lety +9

      @@CellGames2006 Warvatar, He who bends Forts either to be impenetrable or be besieged like a thin wood door.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 Před 2 lety +1

      Flesh bending too OP

  • @casparvoncampenhausen5249
    @casparvoncampenhausen5249 Před 2 lety +276

    Remember, you don't have to hold out forever, you just have to hold out longer than your enemy

    • @LevNRev
      @LevNRev Před 2 lety +12

      No Nut November but longer and worse.

    • @user-qi6pv9jh7o
      @user-qi6pv9jh7o Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@LevNRev depends on how much can your opponent stand
      If you both are really determined, you may get own wives and children before one loses

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami Před 2 lety +62

    Seeing all the careful covering and angling of parts of the forts, I can see why howitzers and indirect fire became far more popular.

    • @Igor369
      @Igor369 Před 2 lety +6

      Back to trebuchets

  • @spambaconeggspamspam
    @spambaconeggspamspam Před 2 lety +64

    The 80-year war or Dutch war of Independence has so many examples of this. There are towns to this day that retain their star fortress battlements, well worth visiting.

  • @zetectic7968
    @zetectic7968 Před 2 lety +349

    Summary: hold out as long as you can to try and force a Pyrrhic victory on your enemy.
    Yet another interesting & well researched video, thanks

    • @rubenskiii
      @rubenskiii Před 2 lety +35

      Yes, if you prove to be a worthy advisary you can negotiate surrender on very good terms. But there is a not definable Line you can't cross: If you hold out to stoutly the attackers might unleash revenge on your city, even if you surrendered on favourable terms. Breda will agree on this...

    • @alexandervlaescu9901
      @alexandervlaescu9901 Před 2 lety +6

      @@rubenskiii This is the biggest reason most sieges ended when the defenders approached low food or saw the inevitability in their loss.

    • @iliketurtles2322
      @iliketurtles2322 Před rokem

      Superficial research

  • @bengale9977
    @bengale9977 Před 2 lety +319

    Ironically in Antwerp it was the fixing of the price of bread, not the Spanish attempts at a blockade, which caused the merchants to stay away. They could make the same amount of money by just trading at home so they saw no reason to risk running the Spanish guns.

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 Před 2 lety +21

      That’s where having a government elsewhere use eminent domain to give you bread bought from the merchants is a good idea

    • @PolishBehemoth
      @PolishBehemoth Před 2 lety +1

      @@evannibbe9375 heh?

    • @RoyontheHill
      @RoyontheHill Před 2 lety +15

      @@PolishBehemoth merchants; yay I got bread
      Government; I need bread , it's now mine
      Merchants ; aww :(

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun Před rokem +1

      Don’t mess with the free market

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@cara-seyun I'mma tread even harder now

  • @dariustiapula
    @dariustiapula Před 2 lety +33

    It is now canon in my head that SandRoman History is one of the small surviving strategy and tactics of mankind written in the Tactica Imperialis. From what remains of DaoT youtube.

  • @papasult11
    @papasult11 Před 2 lety +23

    "Nuke it, it will work"
    -MacArthur

  • @alder2460
    @alder2460 Před 2 lety +309

    Thanks, now I can finally build a star fortress around my village, declare it as an independent country and defend it from attacks! Wish me luck!

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 Před 2 lety +13

      Ive always wanted to do that

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey Před 2 lety +15

      Heads up, if you do that me and my town WILL lay siege to yoyr nearly declared country

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot Před 2 lety +1

      Also, if you resist the above, you will be labeled a "racist" by everyone, which is the modern equivalent of being excommunicated from Christendom.

    • @themilk2448
      @themilk2448 Před 2 lety +4

      u still building it?

    • @captainpea7776
      @captainpea7776 Před 2 lety

      I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 Před 2 lety +174

    "How to defend a star fortress forever"
    Me, who has watched some of this channel's videos: "Impossible."

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 Před 2 lety +12

      Me who watches Shadiversity (and only stumbled upon this video): "Impossible."

    • @tomfennesy9105
      @tomfennesy9105 Před 2 lety +4

      Without a field army all forts fall. Starving happened or the people give up as their homes fall to fire.

    • @alifio2183
      @alifio2183 Před 2 lety +11

      Me, with Cobalt bomb= "parry this you filthy besiegers!" *proceeds to give everyone extreme radiation sickness and made the fort immune to invation because high radioactivity*
      The fort defender survives as a ghost, guarding the fort for eternity

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 Před 2 lety +5

      @@alifio2183 I guess that would work.

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 Před 2 lety +2

      How to defend a star fortress forever?
      With the power of friendship

  • @blaisevillaume9051
    @blaisevillaume9051 Před 2 lety +66

    I am happy to report that not only has this video helped me save my people, it has allowed us to project our power over our neighbors and become the very villains we once fought against.

    • @user-qi6pv9jh7o
      @user-qi6pv9jh7o Před 10 měsíci +2

      Don't worry, someday I'll take that villainous throne from you!

  • @rollout1984
    @rollout1984 Před 2 lety +30

    I've seen a few of these built by the Spanish. The one in Saint Augustine Florida is my favorite. It has never been taken by force. Only changed hands by treaty. The walls were built from local coquina stone which is sea shells compressed over millions of years.
    The walls absorbed cannon balls and got impeded in the walls rather than breaking them.

  • @SnakeOfficial
    @SnakeOfficial Před 2 lety +402

    How to survive a siege:
    Wait till September when THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 Před 2 lety +69

      COMING DOWN THEIR MOUNTAIN SIDE

    • @relaxingsleep2383
      @relaxingsleep2383 Před 2 lety +14

      @@unlimitedpower1385 then the winged hussars arrived

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 Před 2 lety +24

      @@unlimitedpower1385 TO CLASH AND TURN THE TIDE
      Idk the lines...

    • @brian4804
      @brian4804 Před 2 lety +33

      I came here for the Sabaton comments, and I was not disappointed

    • @parkeryoung8259
      @parkeryoung8259 Před 2 lety +14

      Or even the......
      PANZER ELITE!

  • @gimmethegepgun
    @gimmethegepgun Před 2 lety +170

    How to defend a star fortress forever
    EU4 players: *incomprehensible screeching*

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 Před 2 lety +21

      99% gang

    • @breadvactor9156
      @breadvactor9156 Před 2 lety +14

      I honest to god thought this was an EU4 video when I clicked on it, but watched it anyway

    • @destrylett1619
      @destrylett1619 Před 2 lety +4

      @@asgrahim9164 mega sadness gang

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Před 2 měsíci

      Mfw cant just drop 10,000,000 paratroopers to capture everything

  • @raghudurina2354
    @raghudurina2354 Před 9 měsíci +7

    As a 16th century general I'm really glad this video exists. I found it really helpful for my campaign in Hungary thank you ❤❤❤.

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo Před 2 lety +20

    Cheers mate, these tips really came in handy, still got my fortresses.

  • @Thraim.
    @Thraim. Před 2 lety +211

    The segue into the advertising was so smooth.

    • @scottostrowski5406
      @scottostrowski5406 Před 2 lety +14

      Too smooth, I couldn’t even tell until the last moment

    • @galvatron0810
      @galvatron0810 Před 2 lety +2

      I thought the same thing
      NEVER AGAIN WILL THE LANDS OF MY PEOPLE FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. Před 2 lety +2

      @@FutureBoyWonder How dare these guys make a living off their college education. We should all shun them. Never again shall they teach us history!

    • @richyhu2042
      @richyhu2042 Před 2 lety +1

      @@FutureBoyWonder We live in a world were some people are too stuck up to be able to have a chuckle

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. Před 2 lety

      @Cancer McAids Dude, get another username if you want to moralize

  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 Před 2 lety +97

    As a military general in the 17th century I highly recommend 10/10 guide worked extremely well when I beat back those Spanish.

  • @thekingof300
    @thekingof300 Před 2 lety +4

    That transition into an ad was possibly the most masterful I've ever seen. Holy shit...

  • @wicky7591
    @wicky7591 Před 2 lety +20

    I’ve heard Death Stars are significantly harder to defend.

  • @manatarms7652
    @manatarms7652 Před 2 lety +230

    Who needs Bear Grylls when you can build a star fortress

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky Před 2 lety +51

      1.Get lost in the jungle
      2.Build a star fortress near the river
      3.Intercept travelling natives, scientists and coke smugglers
      4.Pressure them into military service
      5.Spread your area of control to surrounding native settlements
      6.Proclaim independence saying your country is called Amazon.com
      7.Threaten Bezos with lawsuits and invasion
      8.????
      9.You're a rich dictator now

    • @cjclark2002
      @cjclark2002 Před 2 lety +9

      Beat Grylls will lead the sorties and make sure men get their vitamins.

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 Před 2 lety

      @@Sk0lzky You're thinking too loud

  • @omerfarukal9494
    @omerfarukal9494 Před 2 lety +171

    "Bok, intruder!"
    That is good thinking on your part but there is a mistranslation, bok means shit but it simply isnt used by turkish people. We use "Siktir !" Which can be roughly translated as "Fuck it !". Good video as usual !

    • @bigpotato8
      @bigpotato8 Před 2 lety +45

      And here we once again witness the influence the ottomans left in the Balkans. "Siktir" is also used in Greece, alongside many other Turkish phrases.

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  Před 2 lety +59

      damn, well alright. thanks for letting us know!

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz Před 2 lety +9

      @@bigpotato8 - Croatians apparently use "bok" (instead of pan-Slavic "nashdravia") when they raise their glasses or bottles for cheering. This is arguably an innovation in an attempt to differentiate the unique language Serbocroatian along political lines.

    • @mihovilraboteg6160
      @mihovilraboteg6160 Před 2 lety +30

      In Crotian bok means hi, it seams i was calling people shits all my life.

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 Před 2 lety +9

      @@LuisAldamiz nah... Croatian "bok" is a greeting not a drinking salute...
      it comes from "bog" or "god" in english... coming from "bog s tobom" or "may god be with you"...
      Croatian drinking salute is "zivili" meaning "live long"...
      this may be _"an innovation in an attempt to differentiate the unique language Serbocroatian along political lines"_ as you say... not sure...

  • @markuser-punkt6222
    @markuser-punkt6222 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Nice switch to the sponsor. I read Necropolis years ago and thougt, "wait, I do know that map" before realising the picture of Gaunt Himself.
    Straight Silver!

  • @yavuzefeyeniay7075
    @yavuzefeyeniay7075 Před 2 lety +26

    now since we all know how to defend it, we can start building one. who starts kickstarter?

  • @selvoselvo1
    @selvoselvo1 Před 2 lety +49

    Nice point at the end. Fortresses are not meant to be invincible, but if they can be so costly to take, to end the war it is their ultimate purpose.

    • @rubenskiii
      @rubenskiii Před 2 lety +11

      It's a Fundemental law in defence, even to this day: Make taking your city or something else more Trouble then it's worth... They will reconcider their attack.
      Funny side note: it's a great tactic to defend your home against burglers as well, if your house is better protected then the bigger house next door you are most likely never gonna be victim of such crimes.

    • @tgramachandran5125
      @tgramachandran5125 Před rokem

      You said it CORRECTLY.

  • @avonkross2217
    @avonkross2217 Před 2 lety +120

    Me: tries to fall asleep while listening to calming soft yoga sounds
    Sandrhoman: how about warhammer 40k

    • @tachy1801
      @tachy1801 Před 2 lety +5

      FOR THE EMPEROR, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

    • @akshayjb8205
      @akshayjb8205 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tachy1801 WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

    • @xn85d2
      @xn85d2 Před 2 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/PdROMMaUdlc/video.html
      Video title :"(ASMR) 1 hour of Moar Dakka for a calm, relaxing sleep"

  • @Seeker_of_F1r3
    @Seeker_of_F1r3 Před rokem +5

    I'm a free-lance medieval siege defense engineer and I can confidently say that I started getting more calls from employers thanks to having this video on my CV.

  • @mcroyal8000
    @mcroyal8000 Před 2 lety +5

    Imagine reincarnating as someone in medieval like or renaissance world but remembering every video like that, every yt analysis of historical battles. That would be cool as heck.

  • @apokos8871
    @apokos8871 Před 2 lety +26

    you are setting a very high standard for history channels, fantastic work. thanks for all the sources, as usual

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 Před 2 lety +14

    At the start of the 30 Years War, Hamburg got itself nice brand new star fortifications from Dutch engineers. It ended up being the only major city in Germany that nobody even tried to attack during the war.

  • @genericsmithson2870
    @genericsmithson2870 Před 2 lety +40

    Imagine a game based off of these sieges, similar to holdfast but in the style of BF5’s grand operations, attack outer walls, attack a bastion, fight on the walls, fight in the city.
    There could be some naval combat as well, like a frigate vs a galleon or two
    Maybe you could play as cannons, that would be awesome
    I know it’s all wishful thinking but how cool would it be to play as an Austrian sortee at Vienna or attack Antwerp as the spanish

    • @honzapansky440
      @honzapansky440 Před 2 lety

      same idea lol

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Před 2 lety

      Chivalry 2 seems to have pretty okay siege warfare, even though that is not quite the age of star fortresses.

  • @thecartruthreport8451
    @thecartruthreport8451 Před 2 lety +4

    The guys that literally blew up from dysentery was the most impactful part of this doc for sure! I had no idea it could get that bad

  • @apollomars1678
    @apollomars1678 Před 2 lety +33

    spanish habsburger: NO YOU CANT BREAK YOUR DEICHS
    dutch: water goes blub blub

  • @TheManofthecross
    @TheManofthecross Před 2 lety +39

    the moment you mentioned the wing hussars of poland insert satabon's song wined hussars. :P
    *then the winged hussars arrived.*

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 Před 2 lety +2

      COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember Před 2 lety

      Sabaton - winged hussars
      watch?v=rcYhYO02f98
      just for those looking for the song.

  • @angolomat882
    @angolomat882 Před 9 měsíci +2

    My man you are saving my life right now. You know hard it is to find a video like that?( even when you're deliberately looking for it)

  • @AntonioPerez-zk2mb
    @AntonioPerez-zk2mb Před 11 měsíci +2

    Author Geoffrey Parker has a great book "Success Is Never Final" in which he addresses star fortress defense strategy.

  • @Panzerfan93
    @Panzerfan93 Před 2 lety +50

    19:59 yes, Cadia broke before the Guard did, but Candia just surrendered

    • @MrDudenaldo457
      @MrDudenaldo457 Před 2 lety +4

      Lasguns still fireing as she broke.

    • @wagnercarvalho1854
      @wagnercarvalho1854 Před 2 lety +2

      After the French showed up you mean

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc Před 2 lety +3

      @@wagnercarvalho1854 ultimate weakness

    • @ernestvanophuizen461
      @ernestvanophuizen461 Před 2 lety +1

      Cadia. STANDS.

    • @johnrunner1026
      @johnrunner1026 Před 2 lety +2

      I live in todays Candia , well after 21 years of siege , the terms of surrender were actually more complex. The reason was treason , as the main engineer that constracted the city walls , after a fight with franchesco morozzini ,the citys commander , gave important information to the ottomans about weakpoints on the walls , where they should dig and place explosive. That , plus the failed counter attack of the allies and the accident that exploded the french flagship broke the morale of the defenders.

  • @RandomNorwegianGuy.
    @RandomNorwegianGuy. Před 2 lety +16

    Thank you for these great tips! You never know when you have to defend a star fortress in these trying times

  • @bizzy9169
    @bizzy9169 Před 7 měsíci

    This is my first time watching your channel and I must say I am throughly impressed. It was a complete joy. Thank you.

  • @notmokiplamo
    @notmokiplamo Před 2 lety

    I'm always so amazed by your animations, it gives so much character to your videos

  • @lessonslearned6760
    @lessonslearned6760 Před 2 lety +5

    Turning your land battle into a sea battle is the most Dutch thing I can think of .

  • @ilficherrimolori
    @ilficherrimolori Před 2 lety +13

    11:09 that awkward moment when the entire city just disappears

  • @starlight_garden
    @starlight_garden Před 5 měsíci +2

    Timestamps / chapters:
    00:00 Preface
    00:48 Chapter 1: Water
    03:49 Chapter 2: Earth
    08:37 Chapter 3: Stock
    11:26 Chapter 4: Fire
    14:59 Chapter 5: Flesh
    20:40 Chapter 6: Only time will tell
    22:51 Outro

  • @CleanerBeats
    @CleanerBeats Před 2 lety +3

    My grandma’s last star fortress was unfortunately taken down, bless you for your strategies , I will pass this on

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich Před 2 lety +7

    SandRhoman History: "How To Defend A Star Fortress Forever"
    Howitzers and 20th century aircraft: "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

    • @5678sothourn
      @5678sothourn Před 2 lety

      SAMs and C-RAMs

    • @a.N.....
      @a.N..... Před 2 lety

      yea thats why the new wars will be fought underground. the air war in desert storm, the drone wars in saudi arabia and the devestation of the armenian military by the drones. thats the path the wars are going. so heavy armored suits to fight in tunnels and close quarters.

    • @VentiVonOsterreich
      @VentiVonOsterreich Před 2 lety

      @@a.N..... new wars weren't fought underground.
      Many of the videos by SandRhoman himself already mentioned Trench Warfare especially the Swedes who fought in the Thirty Years War in thr 1600s and the Ottomans during the Siege of Vienna. This was done to protect soldiers from artillery fire. Trenches were even dug in antiquity - I forgot the name of the battle, but it was the last battle Pyrrhus of Epirus fought against the Spartans, who dug protective trenches alongside their wives before Pyrrhus' army arrived to besiege them.
      Even until today from World War 1 to the Iran-Iraq War to possible future wars, as long as dirt can stop projectiles, they'll still be used very extensively in warfare.

  • @decorn2542
    @decorn2542 Před 2 lety +65

    How to defend a star fortress: make sure no one attacks it e.g.: Mars, or a secluded area which nobody wants, or telepathicly control the great powers of the world. It's your choice

    • @matteoaievola8643
      @matteoaievola8643 Před 2 lety +7

      That's why Switzerland was never invaded in both world wars, it would cost a lot of money and manpower for nothing

    • @decorn2542
      @decorn2542 Před 2 lety +6

      @@matteoaievola8643 it was a bit more complicated but you agree with me so you are right 👍

    • @matteoaievola8643
      @matteoaievola8643 Před 2 lety +4

      @@decorn2542 yeah I know it's only one of the reasons

    • @newCoCoY6
      @newCoCoY6 Před 2 lety

      @@matteoaievola8643 can ya elaborate a bit why nobody wants switzerland?

  • @mikemartin3671
    @mikemartin3671 Před 2 lety

    One of the smoothest segues into an advertisement I have witnessed on youtube! First time viewer, sufficiently impressed with animations, images and narration! If this is your standard, then kudos to your group!

  • @ShionShinigami
    @ShionShinigami Před 2 lety

    Wow, your channel is fantastic! I am highly interested in that era of military history and it is astonishing to see that kind of quality on several aspects and the love for details. Keep it up! I hope you become way more popular.🤩🤩🤩

  • @michaelj132
    @michaelj132 Před 2 lety +4

    I am really happy you make these videos. The early modern period is fascinating and underappreciated. I think the complexity of this period is what pushes people away but it is also what makes it so interesting.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před 2 lety +9

    The first time I saw the title, I thought SandRhoman was doing a Star Wars video…

  • @austinzhang6964
    @austinzhang6964 Před 2 lety +13

    But you see, I have the star DESTROYER in my arsenal…
    -Palpatine, probably

  • @stanleypeters5383
    @stanleypeters5383 Před 2 lety +2

    A star-shaped/polygonal wall embankment allowed for intersecting fields of artillery/musket fire. When one or more bank was firing another was reloading.

  • @karlmarty4750
    @karlmarty4750 Před 2 lety +4

    As a citizen of Venlo I am happy you mentioned the city at 14:29

  • @sentientleopard2a7
    @sentientleopard2a7 Před 2 lety +6

    Me watching this like:
    "Mmmmmm yes this will definitely be useful later in my life"

  • @lasermanso
    @lasermanso Před 2 lety +2

    I worked at a Vaubant style star fortress at the citadel of Quebec. Its pretty impressive to see the thick walls and how advanced the techniques were done

  • @dunno6442
    @dunno6442 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Didn’t go to work today. But I learned how to defend a star fortress in the 16th and 17th century

  • @bluewatson4341
    @bluewatson4341 Před 2 lety +32

    Imagine how effectively the legions could have defended Rome with 16-17th century tactics and equipment!

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz Před 2 lety +12

      Doesn't matter: Romans had excellent fortresses, Ravenna could really never be conquered and Rome only fell because they (those pesky Byzantines) just could or would not relieve it. Rome had even excellent border fortresses but one cols spell in the winter could mean that the whole river was frozen and the barbarians could ignore such defenses altogether. It was not a problem of tactics and equipment, it was a problem of overall decadence, of inability to keep the Empire, especially the Western Empire after Diocletian's partition (which deprived it from 3/4 of tax revenue and political centrality for Italy, as well as other counter-producing reforms such as forcing citizens into serfdom, which reduced military manpower, having to resort to dubious mercenary forces instead), economically sound and its peoples motivated to remain loyal (hardly ever debated but the bagaudae were very important in the final Roman collapse, after all only the barbarians could keep order if at all).

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Před 2 lety +6

      At they time, the walls of Rome were sufficient.
      Most attackers did not even had siege engines like onager.
      Only after the intruduction of gunpowder the needed something stronger.

    • @bluewatson4341
      @bluewatson4341 Před 2 lety +4

      @@molybdaen11 the late Roman legions faced far more capable Germanic resistance from the 3rd century onwards.
      The onager itself is useless as a siege weapon. It cannot break through a wall above a certain thickness. With thick fortress walls being the main reason for the replacement of torsion catapults with trebuchets in the medieval period.
      Hence why if the late Roman Empire had access to cannons and matchlocks there would have been little contest between themselves and the German tribes, as their greater manufacturing capacity would make Germanic attacks far less easy on the German end.

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 Před 2 lety +4

    The early modern period is highly underrated for settings of books and tv-shows. The political landscape and the tactics and technology employed in warfare in the early modern period are just so interesting and would make for great entertainment. Like: a siege lasting 20 years ? That is insane.

    • @henryneubert7798
      @henryneubert7798 Před 2 lety

      true

    • @Jack-Hands
      @Jack-Hands Před 2 lety +6

      Completely true. There are many renaissance shows and films. And many about the American revolution and the 18th century. But the 200 or so years in between are completely forgotten.
      Evident by those nutcases who think Star fortresses are pre-biblical structures.

  • @Thacoolmon
    @Thacoolmon Před 6 měsíci

    The entire video I kept thinking about the siege on crete, it's such an amazing story of how to defend a fort

  • @xsakuta8876
    @xsakuta8876 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Funnily enough there’s a bunch of ex star fortresses very close to me where me and my friends are regularly at, since it’s been converted to a volleyball/basketball/indoorfootball court.

  • @johannesmichaelalhaugthoma4215

    One very important additional advantage of water defenses is to neutralize the options for digging tunnels and undermining. Indeed, this might be the most important advantage. Very little can be done to stop capable sappers on dry land.

  • @skyrim654
    @skyrim654 Před 2 lety +3

    That was a smooth lead in to the advert. I like it.

  • @drowningin
    @drowningin Před 2 lety +1

    This was really good. I subscribed. Looking forward to watching more

  • @HeeroAvaren
    @HeeroAvaren Před 2 lety +2

    Step One: Have an unlimited supply of food.
    Step Two: You don't have unlimited food.
    Step Three: Starve to death.

  • @redhidinghood9337
    @redhidinghood9337 Před 2 lety +4

    Just from the title this vid seems SO interesting! Can't wait to watch it all

  • @Gaehhn
    @Gaehhn Před 2 lety +6

    19:58 hold up... did you just say Cadia fell?

  • @lifealchemy1218
    @lifealchemy1218 Před 8 měsíci

    That was the single smoothest sponsor promo transition I’ve ever see

  • @MatteoParmesan
    @MatteoParmesan Před rokem +2

    I live in italy. In my ragion there is a beautiful star fortress called "Palmanova", builded by venetians for defent the North-East from turks. It has a lot of this defend tecniques!

  • @ANTSEMUT1
    @ANTSEMUT1 Před 2 lety +4

    That was a smooth transition into the sponsorship lol.

  • @megashark0305
    @megashark0305 Před 2 lety +3

    I was not expecting to see 40k referenced in a video about medieval forts. I have to agree that Necropolis is easily a must read and a fantastic novel. I am actually currently reading Only In Death.

  • @drakevimes2033
    @drakevimes2033 Před měsícem

    Awesome video! I really liked, that there were so many reflections to real sieges. It was perfect, because source material help a lot to prove points, but also it wasn't just digging through tons of historic material.

  • @propelledgaming9441
    @propelledgaming9441 Před 2 lety +1

    Imagining some 16th century general pulling this up on a computer(somehow) and watching it for tips just makes me really happy for some reason.

  • @K4myk4z3
    @K4myk4z3 Před 2 lety +8

    "fall asleep on a good WH40k sci-fi"
    "tHe HeResY!!!!"

    • @thewarriorpriest2952
      @thewarriorpriest2952 Před 2 lety

      Not going to lie, I have fallen asleep to some of Luetin's videos before. Only once it has lead to some, interesting dreams.

  • @somedude5951
    @somedude5951 Před 2 lety +5

    Some walls in the star fortress where I live, 's Hertogenbosch, look like impossible to take.
    Frederik Hendrik must have found another weak spot, some 400 years ago.

  • @onetwothreefourfive12345

    the art and animation you use is so stunning and brilliantly compliments your vids.

  • @cyclone3371
    @cyclone3371 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you I am defending a star fortress tomorrow and I need to prepare more

  • @papapok13
    @papapok13 Před 2 lety +4

    This is basically a recap episode, you get before season finales... I hope this means something big is comming!!!

  • @justkind777
    @justkind777 Před 9 měsíci +1

    From myself I want to add, that the most perfect fortress in the form of a star, is the fortress city of Neuf-Brizac. This fortress was built according to the latest and most perfect third system of Vauban.

  • @djj949
    @djj949 Před 4 dny

    Good vid, loved the 40k shoutout

  • @chrisleonard2066
    @chrisleonard2066 Před 2 lety +15

    I had to do a double take with the 40k reference 😆😆😆 Ave Imperator!

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk Před měsícem +4

    Instructions were unclear, took Jerusalem instead.

  • @redfiredrag5544
    @redfiredrag5544 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Oh my god my neighbour stepped up the war this tutorial was so helpful!

  • @Vindude1029
    @Vindude1029 Před 2 lety +2

    I live on the border between Belgium and the Netherlands near Hulst. There used to be a lot forts here from the siege of Hulst in 1596. Although they’re gone, it’s still cool to see the outline of the ditches during a dry summer. In a radius of maybe 3-4km of my house, there used to be 3 spanish forts. It makes me sad we don’t learn a lot about it in school here.