why touch grass when you can study grass

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  • čas přidán 2. 08. 2022

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  • @Tonnytwinkles216
    @Tonnytwinkles216 Před rokem +168712

    *Him gets kidnapped and abandoned him in the middle of nowhere thinking he won't know*
    Him: "Guatemala, nice"

    • @hellohighlight9267
      @hellohighlight9267 Před rokem +2445

      Omg, I was thinking something similar!🤣✨ it's actually such a huge flex!

    • @thecoone2797
      @thecoone2797 Před rokem

      He would probably die because he doesn't have a spacebar to smash

    • @Edwxrd69
      @Edwxrd69 Před rokem +197

      😂

    • @demitriafallscon2732
      @demitriafallscon2732 Před rokem +1861

      You can't kidnap this guy, he kidnaps you when you forget your location 💀

    • @omurice8534
      @omurice8534 Před rokem +285

      well take that

  • @zwebackshyper9307
    @zwebackshyper9307 Před rokem +25994

    instead of touching grass he's learned every grass to ever exist

    • @moronmelater9872
      @moronmelater9872 Před rokem +74

      Lmao I need to stalk any other comments u made

    • @dmitrishostakovich5826
      @dmitrishostakovich5826 Před rokem +26

      what a fkn chad

    • @toomany833
      @toomany833 Před rokem +157

      "Oh, you've been outside? Name every grass."

    • @sumbunny2009
      @sumbunny2009 Před rokem +31

      Ironically, he learned all of that by doing the opposite of touching grass

    • @amirrezyapov3679
      @amirrezyapov3679 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Thank you for rephrasing the title of the video, you are so original

  • @alkaline8608
    @alkaline8608 Před 2 měsíci +1227

    "Go outside". Bro completed outside 💀

  • @marlinlord-_-4738
    @marlinlord-_-4738 Před 3 měsíci +588

    "This creek water has 0.35% more potassium than the world average, I'm guessing Slovenia"

    • @gregrobinette8620
      @gregrobinette8620 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Is like 2km away from its exact location in Slovenia as well 💀

    • @krisupg3d
      @krisupg3d Před dnem

      *500m away*
      -not too bad

  • @aleksejkaramazov
    @aleksejkaramazov Před rokem +16429

    "pretty iconic grass" cracked me up

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 Před rokem +208

      I don't play geoguessr but my first thought seeing that is the gobi desert, it is pretty iconic

    • @user-pv7vc9kp9k
      @user-pv7vc9kp9k Před rokem +136

      Ive been a geography nerd and i genuinely understand him, gobi grass is iconic

    • @aleksejkaramazov
      @aleksejkaramazov Před rokem +11

      @M thats so cool😭 i absolutely suck at geography so it would be very cool to be that knowledgeable about it

    • @Tamarinne
      @Tamarinne Před rokem +36

      @@user-pv7vc9kp9k bro, im mongolian and I didn’t know it at first cause i was just too shocked at this man’s sheer skill.

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist Před rokem +3

      ​@@davidtitanium22 It could be any cold deser

  • @MightyBalls
    @MightyBalls Před 10 měsíci +25844

    Bro called Mongolian grass ''Pretty iconic grass.'' 💀💀

    • @defnotKevin92
      @defnotKevin92 Před 10 měsíci +774

      Who could forget the classic

    • @wolf-xf6hf
      @wolf-xf6hf Před 10 měsíci +313

      Lowkey kinda is I recognized it and I don’t do any of the geoguesser stuff

    • @nukedude2433
      @nukedude2433 Před 10 měsíci +190

      Ah yes, Mongolian grass. A true classic. It is definitely an iconic grass. You are just blind if you can’t see that

    • @ZeeDrakon
      @ZeeDrakon Před 10 měsíci +161

      Ironically enough I was thinking "wait how the fuck are you supposed to differentiate this from anything else" for the first four, and then on the last one thought to myself "okay let's have a guess, looks mongolian i guess".
      Somewhere in my mind it was iconic, though I cant say why.

    • @dritonvejseli47
      @dritonvejseli47 Před 10 měsíci +25

      The good ol’ Mongolian grass

  • @ezKael-ko5uk
    @ezKael-ko5uk Před 5 měsíci +1277

    Some hacker: i know your ip address
    This guy:

  • @SubroOrbus
    @SubroOrbus Před 6 měsíci +332

    "Pretty standard Darwin grass!" 😂

    • @benderbender9553
      @benderbender9553 Před měsícem +4

      Me as an Aussie, that's some overseas grass if I have ever seen some , next minute, grass from the hottest part of OZ.🇦🇺🇺🇸⚡

    • @zweifelsfrei_kai
      @zweifelsfrei_kai Před 12 dny

      By far the best line 😂

  • @xamine9442
    @xamine9442 Před 11 měsíci +8632

    "You merely touched grass, but i was born in it, molded by it."

    • @tbohn10
      @tbohn10 Před 10 měsíci +114

      He studied the blade (of grass)

    • @glacietheglaceon5584
      @glacietheglaceon5584 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Bro why is mold geoguessing better than yo momma 😮 ohhhhhhh 😅

    • @potatoboia9
      @potatoboia9 Před 10 měsíci +34

      "i didn't feel the pavement until i was already a man, and by then it was SCRAPING."

    • @Zach-yq7jb
      @Zach-yq7jb Před 10 měsíci

      Someone give this man their wifes number.

    • @hausflur4453
      @hausflur4453 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Bane was such a badass character in tdkr ngl

  • @neelyferguson7894
    @neelyferguson7894 Před 10 měsíci +4536

    "Damn it, we're lost..."
    "Ay don't worry bro I recognize that blade of grass"

    • @KokonutOil
      @KokonutOil Před 10 měsíci +70

      *Looks at grass*
      Him: "Yeah, were in Marshall Islands"

    • @riftsplitter2159
      @riftsplitter2159 Před 10 měsíci +41

      @@KokonutOil *loud click out of nowhere* Nice

    • @Germinator0562
      @Germinator0562 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Lmfao

    • @ResinUdongeInaba
      @ResinUdongeInaba Před 10 měsíci +8

      “I recognize that patch of dirt. See you soon”

    • @user-tq9oh5qh7j
      @user-tq9oh5qh7j Před 10 měsíci +7

      this type ofe air is only in the north east of luxinberg

  • @XIhope
    @XIhope Před 5 měsíci +236

    I think he’s touched enough grass

  • @atomic7141
    @atomic7141 Před 4 měsíci +61

    “Pretty standard Darwin grass”😂

  • @Botmini17
    @Botmini17 Před rokem +21108

    “ok that molecule is definitely from Madagascar”

    • @MishaG4mer
      @MishaG4mer Před rokem +339

      "Yeah that atom is definitely from Finland "

    • @Botmini17
      @Botmini17 Před rokem +235

      @@MishaG4mer “ that proton is definitely from Russia “

    • @aftr_d4rk
      @aftr_d4rk Před rokem +150

      “the electron combination of that grass is very recognizable, therefore the grass is from Eswatini”

    • @transituk1616
      @transituk1616 Před rokem +99

      “That dust particle is from Tajikistan”

    • @Dongolbingoal
      @Dongolbingoal Před rokem +12

      hi brother

  • @mrguggen
    @mrguggen Před rokem +20394

    “Ah this air looks very South African”

    • @theendgame2978
      @theendgame2978 Před rokem +256

      If he didn't see clean air he should immediately know it's New York

    • @mrguggen
      @mrguggen Před rokem +81

      @@theendgame2978 or any Asian country

    • @theendgame2978
      @theendgame2978 Před rokem +24

      @@mrguggen wait dose Australians breath the same air as we

    • @Itzghostrat
      @Itzghostrat Před rokem +1

      No

    • @mrguggen
      @mrguggen Před rokem +44

      @@theendgame2978 No they breath Kangaroo farts

  • @KrattarKrattar
    @KrattarKrattar Před 5 měsíci +62

    I would have guessed the wrong planet

  • @sonicvr4400
    @sonicvr4400 Před 6 měsíci +31

    Bro memorized the whole earth 💀

  • @teviancorwera1550
    @teviancorwera1550 Před rokem +6485

    bro really went " the grass is very green, obviously georgia"

    • @alexsherstiuk2537
      @alexsherstiuk2537 Před rokem +51

      those "obviously" :'D

    • @liaximdotexe3727
      @liaximdotexe3727 Před rokem +9

      Well, where I live, grass is nowhere near green

    • @Fanwithnblades
      @Fanwithnblades Před 11 měsíci +14

      Its fake thats why

    • @3metreflattys672
      @3metreflattys672 Před 11 měsíci +76

      @@Fanwithnblades it definitely isn't fake, he's very well known in the community and has done all sorts of videos that would contradict the fact of him cheating such as using an eye tracker or even just being at another persons house from the geoguessr community and still smashing it. he has spent a large amount of his time on this game to get to where he is today. At the same time though i completely understand why you would think it's fake as i just about had the same impression when i first saw these types of videos. if you watch more of his videos you'll start to gather an understanding of his thought process and how he does what he does.

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb Před 11 měsíci

      As a Geogian, *no*

  • @_Levi2589
    @_Levi2589 Před 11 měsíci +6296

    "Should just be Mongolian grass here, pretty iconic" 💀

  • @twograves693
    @twograves693 Před měsícem +14

    “Go outside”
    *He already memorized the whole outside*

  • @DoenSnikduj
    @DoenSnikduj Před 5 měsíci +31

    Dude is insane! Think about how long it took him to get to this level. Absolutely amazing.

    • @samigh95
      @samigh95 Před 20 dny

      It's not, he's memeing. Darwin grass?? There is no such thing.

    • @AvalosTokyo
      @AvalosTokyo Před 6 dny +1

      Actually we always see a lot of comments on how insane it is, but he say's there are better people than him...which sounds scary. But we don't get to see any of the failures and all it took to get this good.

    • @sabalisigns4474
      @sabalisigns4474 Před 3 dny +1

      ​@samigh95 you are new here, come take a seat.

  • @aryehlevine8677
    @aryehlevine8677 Před 9 měsíci +13080

    Only this guy could say the phrase "some pretty iconic Mongolian grass"

    • @3dprintworld503
      @3dprintworld503 Před 7 měsíci +18

      Stique is still a bit better than him i think

    • @Price245
      @Price245 Před 7 měsíci +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nuknukisdead
      @nuknukisdead Před 7 měsíci +137

      @@3dprintworld503His ELO ranking is not the highest, but he's the best geoguessr in terms of actual results, not game scores and elo. Dude finds random ass shit for viewers based on almost nothing. For the game, there's specific things you can memorize and learn to recognize, but finding actual locations based off of fuzzy clues is a different story.
      Also, Stique got banned for cheating lol, he used to be the highest ranked.

    • @rohil3023
      @rohil3023 Před 7 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ByzantineRefugee
      @ByzantineRefugee Před 7 měsíci +45

      Mongolian grass is pretty iconic if you know even a little bit of history. Many zoomers like you probably don't fit that description though.

  • @shivzeldagamer7027
    @shivzeldagamer7027 Před 10 měsíci +2412

    “Touch grass!”
    “Which type?”💀

  • @pingulol456
    @pingulol456 Před 7 měsíci +51

    His family: Man we're lost bro
    Him: Lost? Never heard of that word. We're just in Mongolia. The grass is so iconic, how do you not know?

  • @gingergamer3270
    @gingergamer3270 Před 7 měsíci +11

    I'm Australian, I knew that grass looked Australian but how a none Aussie can immediately recognise Darwin grass is absolutely insane to me.

    • @dygon7663
      @dygon7663 Před 23 dny

      What does Australian grass look like?

    • @1986verity
      @1986verity Před 9 hodinami

      ​@@dygon7663 upside-down

  • @Ocro555
    @Ocro555 Před rokem +10335

    "Oh shit I'm human trafficked, lemme see where I am"
    "Oh look at this iconic proton, I'm in Italy"

    • @lagg1e
      @lagg1e Před rokem +132

      Names all the major and minor towns in a 500 mile radius.

    • @KiraAsakura14
      @KiraAsakura14 Před rokem +156

      "Iconic Proton." LMAO

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Před rokem +39

      Look at all those subatomic particles!

    • @sergiomenicucci7544
      @sergiomenicucci7544 Před rokem +28

      Iconic proton:" We Mamma Mia vuoi un po' di pasta daje Roma"

    • @itshrimpinabag
      @itshrimpinabag Před rokem +6

      @@wildfire9280 memento mori

  • @user-nq1tm3ri2u
    @user-nq1tm3ri2u Před 10 měsíci +9685

    bro is the type of guy to go on vacation and give the locals directions

  • @ask230
    @ask230 Před měsícem +1

    "Iconic grass"

  • @grahamsherman99
    @grahamsherman99 Před měsícem +3

    I’m genuinely curious how bro knows what ‘Malaysian grass’ looks like in 3 seconds

    • @invu_pynu4380
      @invu_pynu4380 Před 28 dny +2

      Bc he has a different monitor that’s constantly digging into the game files…. He then moves his guess away from where he knows 100% it is and gets off my a few miles to seem legit. Everyone is a sheep and can’t think for themselves… glazing 101

    • @Kiakardash
      @Kiakardash Před 16 dny

      @@invu_pynu4380this actually makes sense, no way he knows all this

  • @Num3whoknocks
    @Num3whoknocks Před rokem +4698

    That grass is truely iconic. One of the grassss of all time.

    • @rayyanthetechnicalgamer2775
      @rayyanthetechnicalgamer2775 Před rokem +159

      The best part was when the grass said "It's grassin' time" and grassed all over the place.

    • @Num3whoknocks
      @Num3whoknocks Před rokem +56

      @@rayyanthetechnicalgamer2775 I still prefer when the clouds said it’s cloudin time and clouded everywhere

    • @1robusk
      @1robusk Před rokem +5

      U had me rolling

    • @ESHaunts
      @ESHaunts Před rokem +20

      @@Num3whoknocks I preferred the part where he said is guessin time and guessed all over the place

    • @DJNefarious447
      @DJNefarious447 Před rokem +5

      It’s truly is one of the grasses of all time. He is also one of the people of all time...

  • @NoahSheerio
    @NoahSheerio Před 10 měsíci +4564

    "Pretty...ICONIC grass"
    Now THAT my friend is iconic

    • @dsargus3
      @dsargus3 Před 10 měsíci +5

      It was the only grass where I actually even TRIED to guess, and I did guess Mobgolia!
      So yeah, I'd call it pretty iconic xD

  • @Justsomedude915
    @Justsomedude915 Před 6 měsíci +8

    *gets kidnapped and left in the middle of nowhere*
    Him two seconds later:"oh can't wait to see the leaning tower of piza"

    • @TamrielicScholar
      @TamrielicScholar Před 3 měsíci +1

      why is there a tower of piza in the middle of nowhere

  • @111uhhhh1
    @111uhhhh1 Před 3 měsíci +3

    "Tell me you've never played league without telling me you've never played league"

  • @Hmmmmmmmmm....
    @Hmmmmmmmmm.... Před 10 měsíci +6196

    Bro can't be kidnapped, he'll know what type of air he's breathing. He'll go like this is a pretty standard California air

    • @MrSkillzor7
      @MrSkillzor7 Před 10 měsíci +29

      Still kidnapped though.

    • @CRPit
      @CRPit Před 10 měsíci

      Californian is is like 90% un breathable so easy to tell

    • @Miguel-mx9op
      @Miguel-mx9op Před 10 měsíci +16

      That doesn’t make him any less kidnapped tho

    • @PTRRanger951
      @PTRRanger951 Před 10 měsíci

      Except California doesn’t have air. It’s called smog 50% of the year and smoke the other 50%.

    • @Hmmmmmmmmm....
      @Hmmmmmmmmm.... Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Miguel-mx9op yeah but at least he's not like those people that asks where did they take him/her/them lol

  • @promptjungle
    @promptjungle Před rokem +2744

    Bro just downloaded the grass folder into his memory.

  • @AmirRazan
    @AmirRazan Před 5 měsíci +3

    It's interesting how I was also able to identify the Malaysian one too but I wouldn't thought it would be on Borneo because I live in Peninsula Malaysia and I usually see those kind of grass with those metal railings on the side of the road here than there.

    • @weirdlypicturedbeing2122
      @weirdlypicturedbeing2122 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yea, we get a surprisingly good feel for how the grass/ground looks around us. I was able to tell that none of the choices were close to me and I ended up correct
      Kinda cool how we pick up on these things

    • @AmirRazan
      @AmirRazan Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@weirdlypicturedbeing2122 Indeed 👍

  • @BaelMortos
    @BaelMortos Před rokem +10574

    A true gigachad knows the grass they're touching.

    • @madmental1255
      @madmental1255 Před rokem +49

      but chads dont touch grass

    • @user-gx3pq1rv5j
      @user-gx3pq1rv5j Před rokem +248

      @@madmental1255 but giga chads do

    • @yesntyesnt
      @yesntyesnt Před rokem

      @@madmental1255 why do you have to cry about everything? You must be the kid who seeks attention in your own birthday and you must be the kid who destroys others parties.

    • @phantomedoge8626
      @phantomedoge8626 Před rokem +7

      @@user-gx3pq1rv5j but gigachads dont

    • @Arvl.
      @Arvl. Před rokem +87

      @@phantomedoge8626 only true gigachads touch grass

  • @banboo8349
    @banboo8349 Před rokem +3462

    “Go touch grass!”
    “Where?!”

  • @lizkrysa239
    @lizkrysa239 Před 6 měsíci +20

    I can't imagine the amount of time and dedication it has taken him to get to this point.

  • @ItsMeAsena
    @ItsMeAsena Před měsícem +2

    The only qualified person who can say "Iconic grass".

  • @alolandonaldtrump8368
    @alolandonaldtrump8368 Před 11 měsíci +5827

    this man somehow made it possible to racially profile grass

  • @DCR_RANG
    @DCR_RANG Před rokem +6592

    “Pretty standard Darwin grass” I was born there and lived there and I wouldn’t have been able to tell lol 😂

    • @dwj8620
      @dwj8620 Před rokem +137

      I was born there too, lol. I knew the grass looked Aussie but wouldn’t have pinpointed any precise location

    • @Henrywheeler97
      @Henrywheeler97 Před rokem +5

      Me too lol

    • @seafirefr.4751
      @seafirefr.4751 Před rokem +20

      You actually believe that this is genuine?? 🙄🙄

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 Před rokem +109

      ​@@seafirefr.4751 it is lmao. He do it live

    • @seafirefr.4751
      @seafirefr.4751 Před rokem +8

      @@bait5257, yes, he does it live, that must automatically mean it’s genuine. 🙄🙄 I can do a video of me standing on a country road and saying I’m in Scotland when I’m in England, my point being, live videos are just as easy to fake as uploaded edited videos.

  • @baboonlover225
    @baboonlover225 Před 3 měsíci +1

    he studied the grass but has yet to touch it 😭😭💀💀

  • @beefamIsCool
    @beefamIsCool Před 5 měsíci +4

    “Oh nice a Mongolian blade of grass”

  • @Ashar121
    @Ashar121 Před 7 měsíci +5403

    This man with a straight face just said: "That's pretty iconic grass"

    • @iamtheradiong
      @iamtheradiong Před měsícem +16

      He only needs to see one blade of grass to guess correctly.

    • @leobender2910
      @leobender2910 Před měsícem +40

      It is. One of the biggest empires in history, the Mongolian, was built on the back of the breed of small horses. The horse was small, but very tough, could go over long distances carrying its rider, but the main thing was it had evolved to survive eating only that scarce grass. It meant you could ride that horse across half the planet and it would be fine eating everything that grew underhoof. Not only Mongolian hordes had more cavalry than any contemporary military power, their horses didn't require even a fraction of maintenance that for example the traditional European breeds required, specifically the Mongolian horse didn't need any grains. When Genghis Khan offered alliance to an Iranian sultan, the latter told him to go eff himself, Genghis khan rode his horses for thousands of miles all the way from Mongolia and massacred everyone who lived under the sultan effectively murdering from two to fifteen million people.

    • @rowdyzack5914
      @rowdyzack5914 Před měsícem +4

      @@leobender2910bruh

    • @finnleycarr6878
      @finnleycarr6878 Před 26 dny

      @@leobender2910ummmmm accctually🤓👆🏼

    • @swiftumbra2748
      @swiftumbra2748 Před 20 dny +2

      ​@@leobender2910 not really relevant to the original discussion.

  • @GeorgePrountz
    @GeorgePrountz Před měsícem +1

    I mean at this point he's just a meme generator. 😂😂😂

  • @pray4matt
    @pray4matt Před 10 měsíci +1723

    This guy is the reason they blindfold you when getting kidnapped

    • @jakub_r
      @jakub_r Před 10 měsíci +47

      he would still know where he is even blindfolded

    • @nancyguenette6898
      @nancyguenette6898 Před 10 měsíci +60

      He's gonna look at the atoms forming the blindfold

    • @thisisnotaname9991
      @thisisnotaname9991 Před 10 měsíci +29

      He's just gonna taste the air and give you your exact coordinates

    • @BlueEdgeTechno
      @BlueEdgeTechno Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@thisisnotaname9991 "Air tastes salty, this is probabbl-, wait who is zipping back their pants.."

    • @mohamedjama4866
      @mohamedjama4866 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@BlueEdgeTechno take it easy now. 😅

  • @raetsiM
    @raetsiM Před rokem +3950

    he is the reason why AI can’t surpass human

    • @penguinscanfly5796
      @penguinscanfly5796 Před 11 měsíci +83

      i heavily disagree

    • @zhantaufik
      @zhantaufik Před 11 měsíci +48

      ​@@masterdementer but can AI remember the place by looking at upside down, black and white, low quality, only grass pic?

    • @masterdementer
      @masterdementer Před 11 měsíci +49

      @@zhantaufik pretty sure it can. It only takes certain parts of the image as clues for guessing what the place might be. If the training model is based on grayscale image (which makes it easier to detect patterns for AI) then it's not even a challenge.

    • @mrnarfynoof
      @mrnarfynoof Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@masterdementer 🤓

    • @masterdementer
      @masterdementer Před 11 měsíci +24

      @@mrnarfynoof 🙃

  • @polloloci21
    @polloloci21 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Get this man a job with the FBI! 😂

  • @K.J.H_
    @K.J.H_ Před 3 hodinami

    Ive heard Canadian grass is pretty iconic too

  • @Camination
    @Camination Před 10 měsíci +4401

    Next video-“guessing where I am based on the air”

    • @Joe-ec3yg
      @Joe-ec3yg Před 10 měsíci +49

      New York is sweatin rn

    • @xxzozanxx6661
      @xxzozanxx6661 Před 10 měsíci +28

      "pretty italian Air i think its venece. Mm Milan well take that"

    • @Maladroit_Guy
      @Maladroit_Guy Před 10 měsíci +4

      “Smells like the left side Holden Missouri, (abuses enter button)… it was more to the left by 2 meters but we take thoes”

    • @georgeatkinson1210
      @georgeatkinson1210 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Looks pretty polluted..... france?

    • @CovesCave3
      @CovesCave3 Před 10 měsíci +4

      dude stop hes somehow gonna do it due to the clouds and sun

  • @devonburkhalter9840
    @devonburkhalter9840 Před 10 měsíci +2050

    "Oh, you like grass? Name every kind"
    "Okay"

  • @xxSMASHLIExx
    @xxSMASHLIExx Před měsícem +1

    Bro has a name for every blade of grass

  • @gdcheerios
    @gdcheerios Před 11 dny

    "Go touch grass"
    *knows every piece of grass to exist*

  • @aaronsimon_co
    @aaronsimon_co Před 10 měsíci +3815

    Bro knows every blade of grass personally

  • @user-od6rd5nv8t
    @user-od6rd5nv8t Před 10 měsíci +3786

    Bro has personally interacted with and befriended every blade on planet earth. "Oh yeah, Mongolian grass. Guy is iconic"😭😭

  • @MrFreakyStyley
    @MrFreakyStyley Před 7 měsíci +2

    This guy SLAPS that poor space bar.

  • @TheCrusaderRabbits
    @TheCrusaderRabbits Před 4 měsíci +1

    'Next -- geoguessing by clouds.'

  • @miyamurau
    @miyamurau Před rokem +11764

    "oh no im trapped and im stuck in a box"
    "this air smells like north dakota"
    Edit: ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭ 11k likes thank you guys

    • @isopod12
      @isopod12 Před 11 měsíci +49

      wonder how he’s gonna get out

    • @pietroang8615
      @pietroang8615 Před 11 měsíci +114

      iconic air

    • @RealNameNeverUsed
      @RealNameNeverUsed Před 11 měsíci +173

      Drowning in body bag.
      “Tastes like water from Mississipi River”
      “Iconic river”

    • @tiantorresphe345
      @tiantorresphe345 Před 11 měsíci +87

      "oh im burried alive"
      "hmm taste like alaska dirt"
      "nice"

    • @originalpollution
      @originalpollution Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@isopod12 I like to think you mean North Dakota instead of the box hes in 💯

  • @justapersonthatlikesanime7775

    "This grass is kinda North American" tf 😭 I've never thought I would ever hear that sentence in my lifee

    • @cartoon9163
      @cartoon9163 Před rokem +9

      Different places have different grass I guess

    • @roulam3001
      @roulam3001 Před rokem +15

      North American grass is usually short and brown in color in summer and autumn, European and tropical grasses are either green all year round (alpine and tropical regions) or yellow on the summer, European grasses usually start to turn green during the autumn, especially the northern parts of Europe, meanwhile here in the Midwest you would have to wait till the spring untill the grass blooms. I would've guessed Texas on the first round, dallas area in particular.

    • @pyrokatarina
      @pyrokatarina Před rokem +4

      ​​@@roulam3001 they all look the same to me unless the color shade is really different. This guy is insane😭

    • @Sid-69
      @Sid-69 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@roulam3001 Very interesting, but how tf do you know what season it is in the photo?😂

  • @kacpi3685
    @kacpi3685 Před 10 dny

    Hacker: I know your IP address
    Rainbolt: I know your grass

  • @ruslanpak9512
    @ruslanpak9512 Před měsícem +1

    Bro doesn’t touch grass but knows everything about it

  • @hybrid7422
    @hybrid7422 Před rokem +24362

    You’ll never find out why this comment got 24k likes… 😈

    • @nougatnewt
      @nougatnewt Před rokem +322

      That grass is an ICON! SLAAAAY! 🌱🌱🌱

    • @darkne55drifter
      @darkne55drifter Před rokem +263

      @@nougatnewt when a reply ruins the potential of a comment.

    • @nougatnewt
      @nougatnewt Před rokem +28

      @@darkne55drifter I'm not sure what you mean. I was being ironic, by the way.

    • @fbi7yrago738
      @fbi7yrago738 Před rokem +122

      @@nougatnewt the slay ruined it

    • @nougatnewt
      @nougatnewt Před rokem +41

      @@fbi7yrago738 Oh, trust me, I know. It's supposed to represent those over the top comments about the most mundane shit on TikTok and other 'zoomer' social medias (which is basically all of them).

  • @ayouboufqir7284
    @ayouboufqir7284 Před rokem +6242

    Next video: "guessing where am I using nothing, only guessing"

  • @stupiditiusmaximus
    @stupiditiusmaximus Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bro touched all the grass😭

  • @lunaticgamer75
    @lunaticgamer75 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Bro orders grass to touch him

  • @_.Satoru_.G0J0
    @_.Satoru_.G0J0 Před 10 měsíci +4835

    Next video " guessing where I am based on the water "

    • @skirmsher1486
      @skirmsher1486 Před 9 měsíci +10

      😂😂😂 first

    • @MiniNinjaa-zk4ww
      @MiniNinjaa-zk4ww Před 9 měsíci +116

      Uhh i see the water is midnight blue and has a very high salt density so it obviously new Zealand

    • @timothyunterthiner2637
      @timothyunterthiner2637 Před 9 měsíci +15

      Or the air 😂

    • @tanakax25
      @tanakax25 Před 9 měsíci +3

      At this point, I won't even be surprised

    • @pablitoewan2302
      @pablitoewan2302 Před 9 měsíci

      HM this water is pretty wave I'll guess brazil

  • @MRS-jt2nq
    @MRS-jt2nq Před 10 měsíci +2080

    “Oh the grass is green, must be somewhere in south east China”

    • @sparsh2908
      @sparsh2908 Před 9 měsíci +1

      1.3k likes and no reply why

    • @IsoIcyOfficial
      @IsoIcyOfficial Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@sparsh2908what is there to say the comment is funny lmao

    • @Xyloispapii
      @Xyloispapii Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@sparsh2908no words need to b said this is a masterpiece

  • @sandozzz666
    @sandozzz666 Před 9 dny

    “Pretty iconic grass.”

  • @firegodbg2613
    @firegodbg2613 Před rokem +973

    "Thats pretty iconic grass"💀

    • @csnr1227
      @csnr1227 Před rokem

      You don't know locations using grass by site?

    • @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle
      @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle Před rokem +3

      Orange Kush, very nice, pretty iconic grass in the early 2000s

  • @xander1052
    @xander1052 Před rokem +552

    Man hitting his keyboard harder than he hits all of these grasses.

    • @stickyrubb
      @stickyrubb Před rokem

      Thank you, LOL!

    • @echelon1014
      @echelon1014 Před rokem

      Its his mics position that makes it so loud

    • @np2155
      @np2155 Před rokem +4

      @@echelon1014 the keyboard slams are so satisfying to me lmao, its iconic in itself

  • @JToH_Lover
    @JToH_Lover Před 5 měsíci +3

    my man has been playing geogeusser since the first animal walked on land 👏

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Touch grass” “what kind?”

  • @abqannie5052
    @abqannie5052 Před 11 dny

    “Mongolian grass…pretty iconic grass”

  • @andynewby2995
    @andynewby2995 Před 9 měsíci +5398

    I’m a Mongolian and this man knows my countries grass more than me.

    • @HysjMysj
      @HysjMysj Před 7 měsíci +18

      Are you unmotivated because you're also smoking a type of grass?

    • @NCRForLife
      @NCRForLife Před 7 měsíci +27

      WHAT IS YOUR BEEF WITH HIM

    • @pixelreaper7953
      @pixelreaper7953 Před 7 měsíci +41

      ​@@NCRForLife it was a compliment

    • @aland8269
      @aland8269 Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@HysjMysj came in swinging at the first dude he saw

    • @KeCasgrimola
      @KeCasgrimola Před 4 měsíci

      Hes extremely autistic

  • @imnotasalad6963
    @imnotasalad6963 Před rokem +926

    At this point, it would be impossible for him to get lost. Bro could smell the air and tell where he is💀

  • @t-wm9eo
    @t-wm9eo Před 7 měsíci +1

    "These air particles look pretty Italian"

  • @taofeeqtijani6364
    @taofeeqtijani6364 Před měsícem

    Did i hear him say "pretty iconic grass??"😂😂

  • @bananaman476
    @bananaman476 Před 11 měsíci +620

    *Him in ten years* “oh these atoms look like the AT&T building in Nashville”

    • @emmaporterukulele
      @emmaporterukulele Před 10 měsíci +3

      The batman building?

    • @VioOfficial.
      @VioOfficial. Před 10 měsíci +2

      As someone from Nashville I find this hilarious, because the Christmas of 2020 a suicide bomber blew himself up inside an rv next to the building ( no one died)

    • @mischprisch2505
      @mischprisch2505 Před 10 měsíci

      @@VioOfficial.mad

    • @emmaporterukulele
      @emmaporterukulele Před 10 měsíci

      @@VioOfficial. I'm also from Nashville, how is this relevant?

    • @joseph_arrow
      @joseph_arrow Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@VioOfficial.I think he died

  • @ohmthepoet8428
    @ohmthepoet8428 Před 10 měsíci +3987

    I'm just waiting for this to turn into a live action version of you being dropped off blindfolded around the world and you just try to figure out where you are 😂

    • @cleonii
      @cleonii Před 10 měsíci +126

      mr beast should collab with him and do it

    • @Calindal
      @Calindal Před 10 měsíci +79

      The issue with this is that it wouldn’t be good content because he WOULD figure out where he is almost immediately

    • @ARTkrambeck
      @ARTkrambeck Před 10 měsíci +4

      @mrbeast

    • @theprophet9428
      @theprophet9428 Před 10 měsíci +27

      @@Calindalthat’s what would make it so funny. Having Mr.Beast bring him to secluded locations atleast a few miles from the closest sign to see if he can guess where he is. It would be more fun if he’s given a vehicle to travel in if he can’t figure it out right away

    • @nigvs310
      @nigvs310 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @mrbeast

  • @artandcraft9721
    @artandcraft9721 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I didn't think I would ever get to hear the words "pretty iconic grass"

  • @Fantam_Blue
    @Fantam_Blue Před 2 dny

    Atleast, we now know that he isn't a discord mod

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 Před rokem +1390

    He knows NZ grass better then I do, and I live here.

    • @Duck_side
      @Duck_side Před 11 měsíci +9

      Pretty sure this video is satire.

    • @srirampatnaik9164
      @srirampatnaik9164 Před 11 měsíci +27

      ​@@Duck_side it literally isnt. Plus it isnt thaaat hard to know this stuff

    • @jhakardballoch2986
      @jhakardballoch2986 Před 11 měsíci

      I live here too and i was like hmmmm that grass looks familiar. since he references what other grass looks like i reckon he still has a huge advantage against natives at guessing whats their own grass.

    • @vegitasama7633
      @vegitasama7633 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Duck_side no its not

    • @Duck_side
      @Duck_side Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@vegitasama7633 the entire account is basically a troll. If you believe otherwise, then humanity is more uneducated than I previously thought

  • @jesselandreth4497
    @jesselandreth4497 Před rokem +1817

    "It looks like New Zealand"
    Me, a New Zealander: *confusion*

    • @LOLlies47
      @LOLlies47 Před rokem +60

      Yea I'm from Christchurch and idk how tf he managed that

    • @deadpan3871
      @deadpan3871 Před rokem +2

      lol me too

    • @mapper7310
      @mapper7310 Před rokem +16

      Bro I’m from NZ as well and I thought the Malaysian ome was NZ. Was very confused on the actual NZ one

    • @ganeshpandit5487
      @ganeshpandit5487 Před rokem +8

      People from New Zealand are called Kiwis right?

    • @mapper7310
      @mapper7310 Před rokem +1

      @@ganeshpandit5487 yes

  • @littlefishbigmountain
    @littlefishbigmountain Před 4 měsíci +1

    “It’s pretty standard Darwin grass here” 💀

  • @whoisthatguynameken
    @whoisthatguynameken Před 7 měsíci +1

    He knows what place he is when he sees it but doesn't know how to touch it

  • @RiotRioter
    @RiotRioter Před rokem +783

    "Go outside and touch some grass!"
    Bro memorized every blade of grass on Earth.

  • @krtkoviprihody7817
    @krtkoviprihody7817 Před 9 měsíci +2810

    Iconic grass, i'm dying💀

    • @BBDulcet-if1si
      @BBDulcet-if1si Před 3 měsíci +5

      How I as a girl from the prairie feel when folks say 'pretty iconic trees'

  • @YourCanadianGirl
    @YourCanadianGirl Před 22 dny

    “Pretty standard Darwin grass” I’m laughing my ass off

  • @bioticera
    @bioticera Před měsícem +1

    “Touch grass”
    *Him:*

  • @Ghostinurattic
    @Ghostinurattic Před 10 měsíci +850

    This man might just write a book called “Know Your Grass: A Guide to Grasses in Different Countries”

  • @ericeland9584
    @ericeland9584 Před 10 měsíci +2710

    Not only a human compass, also a grass connoisseur. What a cultured gentleman

    • @Salcin25
      @Salcin25 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Im a grass Connaisseur as well

    • @ericeland9584
      @ericeland9584 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@Salcin25 please name the 420 types of grass in existence 🍁

    • @Tryxzyy
      @Tryxzyy Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@Salcin25go ahead you heard him

    • @okan2461
      @okan2461 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ⁠​⁠@@Salcin25yea come on boi tell us

    • @JustRandomLucks
      @JustRandomLucks Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@Salcin25The man has spoken,Did you not hear him?Tell us.

  • @skittle2821
    @skittle2821 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “this molecule looks dominican!”

  • @AndrewArchvadze
    @AndrewArchvadze Před 5 měsíci +1

    "So immediately those clouds look pretty Italian"

  • @brusselssproutwuh3595
    @brusselssproutwuh3595 Před 11 měsíci +1720

    As a Malaysian, I immediately recognised the grass... So I guess I can understand how the guy guesses his location

    • @looleekon
      @looleekon Před 10 měsíci +50

      bro as a Malaysian i recognized the railings 😂

    • @snwmn4783
      @snwmn4783 Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@looleekonsome roads here in the UK have those too so I got confused lol

    • @gamerplayz-6394
      @gamerplayz-6394 Před 10 měsíci +16

      ​@snwmn4783 I mean, I have always just figured that was the standard design of road rail all round the world, I know they are in the U.S.

    • @ikki76AMV
      @ikki76AMV Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yeah but can you guess other places grass like he did? I doubt it

    • @hanna_maria
      @hanna_maria Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@snwmn4783they’re in so many places in europe so those don’t help at all lmao

  • @neptune6lue
    @neptune6lue Před 10 měsíci +734

    bro doesn’t touch the grass, he is the grass

  • @MarcdeLaRochebrochard
    @MarcdeLaRochebrochard Před měsícem

    “Iconic Mongolian grass”😂

  • @nak2Edits
    @nak2Edits Před 7 měsíci +1

    Buddy knows all about grass without touching it once💀💀💀

  • @justinduh10
    @justinduh10 Před rokem +278

    you can’t even tell this guy to touch some grass

  • @Kape98
    @Kape98 Před rokem +674

    They need to resurrect him in Dr. Stone

  • @sunnysuryani5674
    @sunnysuryani5674 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Iconic Mongolian grass"