Races- A Crap Cover About DnD

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  • čas přidán 31. 03. 2020
  • I found out who ‪@JoCat‬ was a week ago, learned this rap in two days and it took me several hours to get the cover down. You're welcome.
    Oh and April Fools Day should be fun so here.
    ▼ Check out the original!
    • A Crap Guide to D&D [5...
    Lyrics:
    genius.com/Jocat-a-crap-guide...
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  • @JoCat
    @JoCat Před 4 lety +19886

    Holy crap...

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 4 lety +6613

    A Cat covering another Cat's song

    • @Pauli919
      @Pauli919 Před 4 lety +325

      Coppy cats

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo Před 4 lety +44

      Thank you for the ❤️ and the amazing cover, Cami

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 Před 4 lety +59

      Catception

    • @greylabcoat4208
      @greylabcoat4208 Před 4 lety +16

      @@patrickdees5256 darn you got there before me

    • @Iottary
      @Iottary Před 4 lety +8

      @@Pauli919 Beat me to it

  • @apparatus_3934
    @apparatus_3934 Před 4 lety +3980

    Now due to the law of equivalent exchange JoCat has to make a cover of “Maw of the King”

    • @robincraig3888
      @robincraig3888 Před 4 lety +51

      E Lindsey yes please

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver Před 4 lety +25

      Sly Cooper yes

    • @iexist9966
      @iexist9966 Před 4 lety +21

      yes

    • @robertaearhart7744
      @robertaearhart7744 Před 4 lety +17

      I need it.

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 Před 4 lety +69

      Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.
      To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
      That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.
      In those days,
      we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.

  • @darealxmaster9700
    @darealxmaster9700 Před 4 lety +2347

    if Cami-Cat was a changeling and shifted to be JoCat then would she be a Copy-Cat?

  • @LeviathanTamer31
    @LeviathanTamer31 Před 4 lety +6977

    Me: "Oh hey, someone did a cover of JoCat's song."
    Me: "Huh... don't really recognize the artist... she sounds good though."
    Cami-Cat: *Belts A Line*
    Me: "Oh! It's the Tiefling Bard!"

    • @jade_capricorn
      @jade_capricorn Před 4 lety +325

      i had this exact same thought sequence lmao

    • @lennyfacebutnotreally3198
      @lennyfacebutnotreally3198 Před 4 lety +273

      "Tiefling bard" huh, what a coincidence :p

    • @blakepainter19.0
      @blakepainter19.0 Před 4 lety +88

      Where does it say "belts a line"?

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 Před 4 lety +300

      @@blakepainter19.0 When you "Belt" something, it means basically that you're singing very loudly. Cami-Cat's singing voice is very distinct when she does it making it easily recognizeable.

    • @blakepainter19.0
      @blakepainter19.0 Před 4 lety +49

      @@LeviathanTamer31 oooooh, okay, Thank you! :)

  • @whitemoon8987
    @whitemoon8987 Před 4 lety +2323

    This has been a crap guide to covers.
    You're welcome.

  • @nathanjolly148
    @nathanjolly148 Před 4 lety +1897

    Me: "It's a shame that this is probably an April Fools joke, I would love to hear her cover that song/rap"
    This video: *ISN'T A HOAX*
    Me (with tears in my eyes): "There is a god"

  • @supersaiyandinosaur9577
    @supersaiyandinosaur9577 Před 4 lety +785

    "Elves are hard to be charmed."
    Bards: You underestimate my power!

    • @buddyb3165
      @buddyb3165 Před 4 lety +28

      And much like the last guy who said this you will likely fail spectuarly and get all your limbs get cut off

    • @supersaiyandinosaur9577
      @supersaiyandinosaur9577 Před 4 lety +74

      @@buddyb3165 And what if I put on this nice hat. *Puts on an Ugly hat with +20 charisma.*

    • @buddyb3165
      @buddyb3165 Před 4 lety +41

      @@supersaiyandinosaur9577 yeah like that's gonna change anything WHY DID I LIKE THE COMMENT?

    • @buddyb3165
      @buddyb3165 Před 4 lety +17

      Nice to meet another man (or women) of culture who has found SWE

    • @TheRealPentigan
      @TheRealPentigan Před 4 lety +31

      Just because they are immune to magical charm doesn't mean you can't Persuasion check into their pants.

  • @bronsonpatten7188
    @bronsonpatten7188 Před 4 lety +3267

    Wonderful cover of JoCat’s

    • @nathanwade8917
      @nathanwade8917 Před 4 lety +34

      I've been a subscriber to Jocat for a while. This is a great cover of his song. I would love to see you guys to do a collab. I love your voice and music. You are ridiculously talented.

    • @rageinglars2323
      @rageinglars2323 Před 4 lety +2

      yes

    • @nathanwade8917
      @nathanwade8917 Před 4 lety +2

      @@silent04_ what?

    • @DJcystrom
      @DJcystrom Před 4 lety +5

      And if you look closer, you'll notice JoCat actually gave her a shoutout on his Discord. Congrats!!!

    • @DeathxStrike18
      @DeathxStrike18 Před 4 lety

      Um wouldnt call this a cover shes even naming herself like jo-cat

  • @samuel-jf9rn
    @samuel-jf9rn Před 4 lety +867

    Cami: "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN RAP"
    Also Cami

    • @Cami-Cat
      @Cami-Cat  Před 4 lety +250

      There is a limit to fast I can speak, and even then certain words I can't enunciate as well as others.

    • @notmyregret
      @notmyregret Před 4 lety +50

      @@Cami-Cat Sounds like you need to binge Eminem's Rap God.

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 Před 4 lety +28

      #RapBardGang

    • @ttd0000
      @ttd0000 Před 4 lety +33

      @@Cami-Cat You don't have to speak fast to have mad flow.

    • @Ox_ygen
      @Ox_ygen Před 4 lety +17

      @Cami-Cat
      I know I'm late so you probably won't see this but honestly this is what I consider the perfect speed for a good rap

  • @dakotasan8719
    @dakotasan8719 Před 4 lety +1318

    Never in my life did I think I’d hear Cami say “panty soaker” but here we are

  • @lurklurk32
    @lurklurk32 Před 4 lety +514

    "It's normal I guess when you're a panty-soakeeeer~ !"
    *heavy breathing in loving tieflings even more than before just because of that line*

  • @xaviery268
    @xaviery268 Před 4 lety +957

    When someone ask the DM what race they should play

    • @antoniocarniero5138
      @antoniocarniero5138 Před 4 lety +22

      they wouldn't say changeling though :(

    • @diogofernandes8143
      @diogofernandes8143 Před 4 lety +12

      @@antoniocarniero5138 you need a good dm to be willing to do that.

    • @gyrogenerations8373
      @gyrogenerations8373 Před 4 lety +2

      I would like to say that as a DM I really like the dwarfs best

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong Před 4 lety +3

      Homebrew ftw! www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/fbwoxt/art_half_dragon_player_race_finalized_after/

    • @deadkiller3dk15
      @deadkiller3dk15 Před 4 lety +3

      I did this to my group of fourth graders

  • @TheKillerMime
    @TheKillerMime Před 4 lety +1583

    My favorite of Jocat's guides, honestly. AND YOU PULL IT OFF SO WELL

    • @cadend6925
      @cadend6925 Před 4 lety +3

      Not even the wizards?

    • @TheKillerMime
      @TheKillerMime Před 4 lety +5

      @@cadend6925 Wizards is a close second.

    • @renkalan8587
      @renkalan8587 Před 4 lety +4

      v13kobold
      Evocation, elements to burn or shock or freeze your friends!

    • @cadend6925
      @cadend6925 Před 4 lety +3

      @@renkalan8587 necromancy spares the dying, or you can just resurrect them! That song is my ringtone.

    • @christopherbearden6304
      @christopherbearden6304 Před 4 lety

      I prefer the Warlock's, namely because it confirms the FeliciaxSasha/BardxPaladin ship sailed

  • @ljaquos
    @ljaquos Před 4 lety +844

    "A lot of hate in the lore anyway, it's normal I guess when you're a-"
    *Danarei pops up*
    "PANTY SOAKERRRRRRR~~"

  • @crimson8590
    @crimson8590 Před 4 lety +2826

    I love the doodle of Dani that is 100% proud of the fact that she could change someone's sexuality in one conversation

    • @fantasticdonut988
      @fantasticdonut988 Před 3 lety +107

      I’m gay and I can confirm

    • @caninelupus8369
      @caninelupus8369 Před 3 lety +45

      I'm curious now. Can I have context please?

    • @huskyland1259
      @huskyland1259 Před 3 lety +28

      Please I need context

    • @delusionalpoet7416
      @delusionalpoet7416 Před 3 lety +194

      @@caninelupus8369 I believe - though I'm not 100% sure myself - they're referring to the image at 4:04, which shows Danarei Milos, Cami's tiefling bard that appears in many of her other videos (Like Maw of the King and Meet My Friends) that, most likely, could make someone question their sexual orientation with a quick-witted remark and a persuasion check, like most bards are known to. And, let's be honest, she does look undeniably proud of that fact there.

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites Před 3 lety +55

      My heterosexuality is in full health and currently has a Haste active.

  • @thealgorithm3412
    @thealgorithm3412 Před 4 lety +349

    Praise the Bardic Goddess

  • @loverofallanimals3112
    @loverofallanimals3112 Před 4 lety +460

    Broooo, I hope someone is sharing this to JoCat. This is fantastic!

  • @inehereng68
    @inehereng68 Před 4 lety +677

    "It's normal i guess when you're a panty-soaker"
    *Danarei Milos appears*

    • @mr.westmore5586
      @mr.westmore5586 Před 4 lety +50

      She's not wrong.

    • @Tsusagi
      @Tsusagi Před 4 lety +21

      Yes!!!!!

    • @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg
      @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg Před 3 lety +8

      Danarei Milos? is she daughter of a human barbar named Ricardo Milos

    • @acarnivorouslizardfolk1033
      @acarnivorouslizardfolk1033 Před 3 lety +3

      Did a sketch of Jester appear when she said that line?

    • @SerLagsalot
      @SerLagsalot Před 3 lety +12

      @@acarnivorouslizardfolk1033 No. That is Danarei Milos, Cami-Cat's D&D character, seen in a number of her songs, like "Meet My Friends".

  • @strawberrymilkmagician4172
    @strawberrymilkmagician4172 Před 3 lety +143

    Why do I feel like this would be the PERFECT song to be sung by a changeling bard.

    • @dj-tgam5574
      @dj-tgam5574 Před 2 lety +9

      I know what I'm playing next

    • @inkfae9916
      @inkfae9916 Před 2 lety +5

      Voice changes for the different races, as well as visual representation

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Před rokem +3

      I guess they sneak in a half of one of those cloth centaur costumes, which bursts out before the centaur part. Then they use sleight of hand to ditch it without anyone noticing

    • @Cris.as.in_Crisis
      @Cris.as.in_Crisis Před 6 měsíci +1

      I have two bards, a Changeling and a yuan ti, the changeling casts through drawings instead of singing, but I can imagine them making a colab were the yuan ti sings and the changeling changes into the different races and makes illusions of the ones they can't change into

    • @GAY.FROG.
      @GAY.FROG. Před měsícem

      hey! that's what I'm going to play for a D&D campain

  • @Brodingles
    @Brodingles Před 4 lety +922

    Them subtle callouts on yourself lmao (RIP ur half elf)
    I love the character you added to this, and you really nailed the whole thing!!!

    • @Cami-Cat
      @Cami-Cat  Před 4 lety +175

      thank you Bro, much love

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander Před 4 lety +35

      @@Cami-Cat 'Scuse me, Cami. I wanted to know if there was any way to learn more about your characters or campaigns?

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy Před 4 lety +8

      JoshtheOverlander just leaving this here so I also know

  • @jacobharrell7812
    @jacobharrell7812 Před 4 lety +617

    "Crap Rap to Races cover by Cami-"
    LIKED

  • @dragonwithamonocle
    @dragonwithamonocle Před 3 lety +69

    This picture of cami-cat just SCREAMS "Are you sure about that?"

  • @InsanityVirus
    @InsanityVirus Před 4 lety +204

    Most People: April Fools Day, time for pranks and other shit
    Cami: April Fools? NAH LET'S MAKE THE BEST COVER EVER XD

  • @eldritchsheep6801
    @eldritchsheep6801 Před 4 lety +492

    nobody in this godforsaken world:
    cami using a funny voice: ELVES ARE POMPOUS PRICKS

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 Před 4 lety +8

      Eh, it's kinda a universal fact.

    • @marshbordeaux4210
      @marshbordeaux4210 Před 4 lety +3

      Elena Friese Scoia’tael. That’s all.

    • @nightofthefiredragon1519
      @nightofthefiredragon1519 Před 4 lety +2

      I just want to say that is so true unless I play as one because all the other people that I know that play them act like pricks all the time.

    • @marshbordeaux4210
      @marshbordeaux4210 Před 4 lety +3

      Night of the fire dragon Yeah fr dude I despised elves for a while bc they were often portrayed like that but then I started being more versatile with them and giving them more personality and I can say I really enjoy them now. M

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong Před 4 lety +1

      Hah! You haven't seen Dragons yet :) www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/fbwoxt/art_half_dragon_player_race_finalized_after/

  • @Sinner06
    @Sinner06 Před 4 lety +285

    The experienced DM walks into a bar...
    Hold my dice

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 Před 4 lety +4

      Gamer Bros there needs to be a skit we’re the DM arrives and just starts this rap to introduce the players choices

    • @BobSmith-cg2ek
      @BobSmith-cg2ek Před 4 lety +11

      this just made me want to name a bar "The Immovable Rod" and the city just sort of grew up around it. No idea why. Just... why am i telling you this? i dont know im insane hold my /null/

  • @insanity5764
    @insanity5764 Před 3 lety +154

    No one else wants to do this... So here we go.
    0:00 Intro -
    "So you picked your class
    Hold onto your ass, it's gonna get crass
    'Cause race part of the role you can play
    Some sentient clay, a he, she or they
    A beast who gets real snarly
    And regular dude named Charley
    If homebrew's free, a big talking tree
    Welcome to A Crap Guide to D&D"
    0:20 Aarakocra -
    "Aarakocra - a big fuckin' bird
    You got some wings so you can fly
    And if non-weapon melee is what's preferred
    They get sharp talons to bitch scratch a guy"
    0:28 Aasimar -
    "Or maybe you're more of an Aasimar
    Still avian if you lower the bar
    Angelic people with radiant energy
    Or darkness if you flap your wings edgily"
    0:34 Bugbears -
    "Bugbears aren't actually bears at all
    More like beastly orcs and just as tall
    But oddly sneaky and your arms are long
    So you're freakin' good at playing basketball"
    But if going full beast is a little too far
    You could always do half and decide to be a
    0:43 Centaur -
    "Charging the enemy so they can't readily
    Get steadily back up while you stomp on them deadily"
    0:50 Changeling -
    "For the sneaky bunch, the changeling is cool
    You make disguise kits a worthless tool
    You can change your face to whatever race
    There's nearly no limit on who you can fool"
    0:55 Dragonborn -
    "Dragonborn - no, not the Skyrim kind
    Are likely the kid of a bard that'll find
    Dragons really hot, so now you shoot acid
    Or whatever other color your parent's preferred ass is"
    1:04 Dwarf -
    "The typical Dwarf with a beautiful beard
    You work with your hands and are physically sturdy
    You seem informed about rocks which is weird
    Try not to obsess or the sesh'll get wordy"
    1:10 Elves-
    "Elves are pompous pricks
    A dozen flavors to match and mix
    They live a long time, don't sleep, instead trance
    And are hard to be charmed, so bards, keep it in your pants"
    1:17 Firbolg -
    "Pick a Firbolg to be a chill-ass cow
    Most of which have a druidic vow
    And don't ask how but they can turn
    Invisible, which is a big concern"
    1:23 Genasi -
    "Genasi - elemental genie bastards
    One of four elements that they have mastered
    In some way, lets 'em do cool shit
    Like water-bend or have a fire breathing armpit"
    1:32 Githyank and Githzerai -
    "Githyanki and githzerai
    Elves that look like they wanna die
    All they're about is how they clash
    Been around fourty years and their lore's still trash"
    1:37 Gnome -
    "Shortstack (stack, stack, stack) - Gnome happy short folk
    Who are smart and wise and cunning and know how to
    Crack (crack, crack, crack) into good camouflage
    Be it sneaking or magic or cool roguish montage"
    1:46 Goblin -
    "Whack (whack, whack, whack) is the goblin
    Small size, hits hard on your gnoggin'
    Their nimbleness makes it hard to keep pace
    They'll hide and bide, quick slide and hit your face"
    1:52 Goliath -
    "Muscles are in, though I have bias
    So the hottest IMO is Goliaths
    They're 8 feet tall, have steel for their balls
    And can shrug off damage like one man riots"
    1:59 Half-Elves -
    "Half-Elves - the mutts and mules of D&D
    Extra points to spend on two abilities
    And skills out the ass, it's the best of both races
    And backstories usually come from stupid places"
    2:05 Half-Orc -
    "Half-Orc - like I said, muscles are in
    You're a ruthless brute who fights to win
    Your crits get crits and you can terrify
    And if you feel like it, you can say no when you die"
    2:14 Halfling -
    "If your luck is nasty, the Halfling is good
    You re-roll ones and win like you should
    And you're hard to scare, so go party with a dragon
    And you can slip through if it's angry off the flagon"
    2:20 Human -
    "Humans get a little bit of everything
    They lack gimmicks or special flair or any zing
    But are all around average you know how it is
    And the perfect pick if you're boring"
    2:27 (Song Bridge)
    "Races, all the races
    Races, all the races
    There's plenty to choose from, too many, so come
    Witness the list of this guide to all of the
    Races (races), all the races"
    2:54 Hobgoblin -
    "Hobgoblin, they trust in a code
    Be it God or communism or giant toad
    They’re a prideful chode, so whenever you fail
    The more watch you retry means you go beast mode"
    3:02 Kenku -
    "If you're an edgy avian, the Kenku's sneaky
    Agile and crafty and can easily lie
    They can mimic voices to be a bit cheeky
    Too bad they get bullied because they can't fly"
    3:09 Kobold -
    "The Kobold is a mischievous one
    They hate bright light and there's often more than one
    And they can trick dumb fools, then steal their jewels
    But ganging up together can be pretty fun"
    3:16 Lizardfolk -
    "Guess it's the scaly hour 'cause Lizardfolk
    Have sticks up their ass and can't take a joke
    They can bite and craft and stay a while underwater
    And have hard-ass scales to block cannon fodder"
    3:23 Loxodon -
    "Loxodon are straight up elephants
    Their large size and thick hide make them dense
    Got trunks to smell and are wise and mostly merry
    But piss one off and you'll see they're damn scary"
    3:30 Fish -
    "Wanna breath underwater? Locathah is a fish
    A straight up fish, literally just a fish
    Your armor starts high and get tons of resistance
    But stay dry and you die, you're still just a fish"
    3:36 Minotaur -
    "Big beastly bull is the Minotaur
    Got horns to charge if you run pretty far
    Make them shit their pants while you're at it
    Being big and scary is a habit, speaking of"
    3:33 Orc -
    "Orcs, superstitious and strong
    But also often wrong with a minus 2 to Int
    That's okay, so to say, you're aggressive and massive
    Lotta angry parents means they're rarely passive"
    3:50 Tabaxi -
    "Cat girls rejoice, Tabaxi is here
    Obsessed with stuff and quite the sightseer
    Fast like a cat, get claws and climb far
    Tons of coats like leopard and tiger and jaguar"
    3:58 Teifling -
    "Tiefling is a demon with a lot of looks
    They're horny and hot and often a provoker
    In the lore anyway, a lot of hate
    It's normal I guess when you're a panty-soaker"
    4:04 Turt- I mean Tortle -
    "If you wanna be big and reptilian
    Who's strong and hardy, then Tortle
    Has a shell that's AC is a million
    So have fun being a hermit immortal"
    4:12 Triton -
    "Triton is just an aquatic elf
    Who evolved itself in the continental shelf
    And you're basically Aquaman, fish can understand you
    No, they won't do your laundry just 'cause you demand to"
    4:19 Verdan -
    "The Verdan - like a goblin but pretentious
    Got some mind powers that'd make mystics contentious
    And a buncha passive shit, what is this, peace hour?
    Come back and talk to me when you learn real power"
    4:25 Yuan-Ti Pureblood -
    "Yuan-Ti Pureblood - like humans but snakey
    Never make a date with one, I hear they're flakey
    Manipulative bunch with magic resistance
    Don't take their oral offer, no matter their persistence"
    4:32 Kalashtar -
    "A spirit-human mix is the Kalashtar
    Got a lotta mind shit that's really bizarre
    Like telepathy, dream protectively
    Like angels if they couldn't be effectively:
    4:39 Wannabe Furry -
    "The Shifter's like a half-lycanthrope
    With four different types with exclusive features
    You can't transform, at least not fully
    So you'll often look more like a freakish creature"
    4:45 Simic Hybrid -"Simic Hybrids are random fusion
    Of aquatic things like a squid or a crab
    Gain bonuses depending which ones
    So have some big pincers for new ways to stab"
    4:53 Warforged -
    "Warforged - robots forged for war
    Don't have to eat or sleep or breath and what's more
    Is you're tanky as well, being hard as steel
    The only downside is you'll never truly feel"
    5:00 Vedalken -
    "Vedalken tells us nobody's perfect
    Look like Na'vi people without the long neck
    They get lots of bonuses to smarts, not shocking
    Good luck ever getting one to stop talking"
    5:08 Ending -
    "And that's the lot and always remember
    Class-race importance is pretty seldom
    Use whatever you fancy, make a chubby fighter dancy
    Now you know how to pick your race, you're welcome"
    "Races, all the races
    Races, all the races
    There's plenty to choose from, too many, so come
    Witness the list of this guide to all of the
    Races (races), all the races"
    5:43 The Void -
    "Ẻ̷̡̛̱͈͚̗̤͚͚̳̖͎̘͖͕͔̰̝̻̳̗̮̥̤́͛͋̆͌̀̿͋̒́̏͐́̾͆̕͠͝͠ͅͅͅņ̶̛̰̖̳̭̱̞̱̮̟͕̮͙͎̰̹̬̖̭̯̲̩̫̱̠̗̒̈́̾̔͑͋̐̉͊̈́̓̇́̎̉͋ḑ̴̛̬͇̤̯͎̥̮̭͓͎̦̩͚͍̪̪̜̄̀̎̅͆͛͌͛͒͆̃͌͗͆̂̾͂̎̅̕̕͜͝͝͠ ̷̡͕̰̙̜̮̘͔̖͎̺̠͕̎ͅr̵̢̢̢̧̢̮̟̬̞̤̖͖̳̩͇̪̠͖͖̙͔̼̯̭͓͇͈̹͕̪̓͐̓̉͊̃͊͊͘ͅă̷̠̤̣̖̎̿̓̔̍͗̑̓̀̑̾̄̇̉͛̕̕͝͝'̵̡̛͎̗̖̑̉̉͋̽͋͒̓̃̓̌͒̈̂͒̋͜y̶̭̲̠̺͈̫̺̣̭̺͖͆͛̅͒̄̿̌̈͐͋̊͌̎́̇̉͌̊̚̚̚͜ ̸̢̢̘̮̞̖͉̝̘͚̫̦̯̟͙̤̜͎̤͕̗͕͕̦̙̓̆͋͛̆͑̉͐͒̂̏̎̿͆̓̃͊̚͘͜͝ș̷̛̺̓͊͛̈́̉̀̎̍͌́́̐̈́͊̉̅́̉̏͆̇͘̕͠ă̶̡̧̺̹̻̲̹̗̥͔͎̙͖̖̩̬̜̫̏͜o̸̱̳̩̲̫̙͆̑́̀̉́̓̌̂͆͘o̵̢͓̲͔̙͚̱̦̳̞̦͔̼͙̦͎̻̝͓̻͔̲̭̬̹͒̉̈́̅͆̔̓̈̎͐͂̆̀͜v̷̢̧̖͔͉̜̖͙͎͖̱̬̹͔̩̟̈́́͐́̈́͊̌̿̉̋͑́̿̏́͊̒̽̅͌͊̑̏͆̾̀́̌̚͝͠ͅͅv̶̡̩̮͚̳͈͕͈̟̱̙̼̘̦͙̞̯͙̤̭̀̑̍̅̒̽́͌̏̾͐̆͊̑͌͑͆̃̐̍̕͝͝ȩ̵̧̟̖̩̼̦̯̼͉̙̱̳͕̼̺̝̹͈̬̩͉̤̹̰̄͌͌͑̐́͆̈̋̃̈́̑̀̏́̉͑̄̂͑̚ͅͅ'̷̡̨̛̜̰̣̠̈̊̾̎̾̔̍̆̈́͑̒͑̑͆̀̍̿̋̕͝͝r̸̛̼̂̎̓͌̍͊̎̃͛̐͋́͂͐̃͗̊̓̌̈̕͝͝r̷̡̨̢̧̜̥̬̤͇̱̰̩̦̮͙͖̯̩͖͔͓̮͚̥̹̹̻̟͂͋̓͐̋̒͒͒͐̀̍̅̀̉̓̾͘̕̕͜͠ȩ̷̧͔͍̦̦͇̲͉̝̱̫͉̤̙̩̥̈́́͜ͅȃ̴̲̤̩̬̰̆́̽͛̎̉̂̊͘͝ȩ̸̡͖̝̼̮̥̲̹̙̞̏̈́͗'̵̡̡̫̪̻͔͖̗͖͓̖̰͈͎͙̬͍̫͙̳̲̖͚̻͔̫͗̌͛̋̌̍̉̑̅̽̏̚̕ņ̸͈̼̝̺̼͍̗̝̮͔̗̅̋́͑̍̓̈́́̎̅͋͌̈̿͋̿̕̚͘͝͝v̶̙̮͎͎̻̣̭̝͖̩͚͕͈̋̀̑͑̒͊͑̽̿̈́̔̏̄͊̂̑͛̂́̆̃̕̕͝͠"
    0:00 Replay

  • @gaahinalover
    @gaahinalover Před 4 lety +77

    I love how Danarei just drops in to yell "PANTY SOAKER!!"

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 Před 4 lety +2350

    Humans: "the perfect pick, if you're boring"
    *Looks at all the human DnD characters I've had*
    Edit: okay this kinda blew up, so allow me to elaborate... I played:
    - A Paladin who lost his best friend due to drinking/gambling issues he had in his youth and decided to devote his life to Bahamut.
    - A ranger who was kicked out by his fiancee the night before their wedding and became an adventurer, writing a journal so he could get her back by proving his bravery. Also, he was from a desert.
    - an ex-soldier who got involved with some demons and ended up slaughtering and devouring his shieldbrothers, and later tried to hunt down the demon who got him to do it.
    - a young Wizard who had leprosy and would die soon, but hoped he could find a cure using necromancy.

    • @akrom2010
      @akrom2010 Před 4 lety +32

      Let me guess... most of then were fighters?

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 Před 4 lety +127

      @@akrom2010 A Necromancer, a Ranger, a Paladin and a... Fighter... who was also a cannibal.

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 Před 4 lety +8

      Ya basic.

    • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
      @Randomdudefromtheinternet Před 4 lety +12

      @@silvercandra4275 "Teach me".jpg
      tenor.com/es/ver/teach-me-dr-strange-gif-13405856

    • @JOfJaZ
      @JOfJaZ Před 4 lety +120

      if you need a race to be "entertaining" you're probably uncreative in general.

  • @killerqueen7592
    @killerqueen7592 Před 4 lety +195

    One of my favorite youtubers: makes song.
    One of my other favorite youtubers: makes of cover of it.
    Me: this is the good yes more

  • @nuclearmask8991
    @nuclearmask8991 Před 3 lety +31

    "The only downside You'll never truly feel"
    I see that as an absolute win!

  • @queenfirefly2022
    @queenfirefly2022 Před 3 lety +52

    "Elves that look like the wanna die" -mood
    Also that part about backstories coming from stupid places for half elves hurt me.

  • @onesaltydoge3105
    @onesaltydoge3105 Před 4 lety +152

    The cover we didn’t know we needed

  • @djdedf1sh473
    @djdedf1sh473 Před 4 lety +85

    I love how Cami’s PCs show up. Favorite is the Tielfing showing up

  • @TheS4KAI
    @TheS4KAI Před 4 lety +52

    Imagine you start playing DnD and want to inform yourself about the available races and your DM just starts spitting these lines in front of you for 6 minutes straight.

    • @cjslime8847
      @cjslime8847 Před 23 hodinami

      Honestly I was thinking about a character idea and didn’t know the race so the race song it is

  • @cordiebarth8807
    @cordiebarth8807 Před 4 lety +470

    So when does Danerai Milos get to meet JoCrap? Seriously though you two should absolutely try to do a collab.

  • @albertofabris4495
    @albertofabris4495 Před 4 lety +64

    "And now you know how to make a cover, YOU'RE WELCOME"

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 Před 4 lety +77

    "So I just found out who Joecat about a week ago and I heard this rap 2 days ago it took me awhile to get it down, *you're welcome.* "
    Me: *the best April fools I could ask for*

    • @anubisgodess2353
      @anubisgodess2353 Před 4 lety +7

      Ha come back and comment when you've learned *"REAL POWER"*

  • @tonymccurry8621
    @tonymccurry8621 Před 4 lety +55

    The fact that you only discovered JoCat a week ago is astounding, but the fact that you manage to perfectly cover this song in just two days leaves me speechless.

  • @otlan2724
    @otlan2724 Před 4 lety +38

    I just realized that this this whole song is in (Almost) Alphabetical Order, and this is like the 20th time I've listened to it XD .

  • @littlemarimo2350
    @littlemarimo2350 Před 4 lety +42

    This is such a good cover!
    I love how you put you own spin on it with the different emphasis on special words.
    Just amazing! Great job!

  • @taliesin159
    @taliesin159 Před 4 lety +299

    *See’s Cami-cat d&d video, put’s in “music video” playlist.”*
    *Watches video, removes it from music video playlist*
    *Likes and favorites, instead.*

    • @xarshoon7157
      @xarshoon7157 Před 4 lety +5

      You had me in the first half not gonna lie

  • @tomfranck8821
    @tomfranck8821 Před 4 lety +54

    Having Danni pop out during the tiefling bit was Just great. Best Tiefling Girl xp

  • @srtafrio7615
    @srtafrio7615 Před 3 lety +10

    "elves are hard to be charmed"
    Cof cof... Someone forgot to tell this to a cursed satyr... He almost took my Drow...

  • @alpha_tier
    @alpha_tier Před 4 lety +237

    I love the harimzation when you sang the "all the races." Also, possible collab???

  • @Fauxade
    @Fauxade Před 4 lety +86

    I was wondering when you'd find JoCat

  • @siegfried1422
    @siegfried1422 Před 4 lety +15

    The different voices for the races were amazing, i particularly liked the voices for Tabaxi, Minotaur and Firbolg.

  • @JJR93
    @JJR93 Před 4 lety +17

    "You know you're in trouble when the DM smiles....."

  • @Benguin02
    @Benguin02 Před 4 lety +23

    The addition of voices to fit each race is damn nice to hear, it adds to much flavor!

  • @lizzarddoggo8775
    @lizzarddoggo8775 Před 4 lety +452

    D&D: There is no wrong answer for your race and class.
    Player: Human Fighter.
    D&D: There is 1 wrong answer for your race and class.

    • @peterg.j.macpherson2451
      @peterg.j.macpherson2451 Před 4 lety +11

      Unless you're an Eldritch Knight.

    • @storbo451
      @storbo451 Před 4 lety +24

      It isn’t wrong just extremely boring and basic.

    • @Xanatrix
      @Xanatrix Před 4 lety +19

      You're right, that answer is only wrong because you used the wrong name. The combination of Human and Fighter is commonly called a Feater.

    • @stalebagelman8542
      @stalebagelman8542 Před 4 lety +25

      When your first dnd game was
      1.a human only game
      2. No true magic
      Had little to choose from...

    • @lizzarddoggo8775
      @lizzarddoggo8775 Před 4 lety +5

      @@stalebagelman8542 Human Magicless Bard, It works.

  • @Hellhound90008
    @Hellhound90008 Před 4 lety +15

    We need a mix that's both versions either at the same time or where Cami and Jo take turns with the lyrics

  • @_The_Dumbass_
    @_The_Dumbass_ Před 4 lety +25

    "when you're a panty soaker!"
    *reasonable self insert*

  • @infinity3459
    @infinity3459 Před 4 lety +31

    Is this supposed to be April Fools? This is a blessing, not a prank. XD

  • @CptBroxigar
    @CptBroxigar Před 4 lety +41

    "You can say "No"when you die." Yeaaah !

  • @your_local_ginger9931
    @your_local_ginger9931 Před 4 lety +78

    So... How do you keep rolling Nat 20s for performance?
    *TELL US YOUR SECRET*

  • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
    @roguepsykerhaaker4813 Před 3 lety +7

    This might take some explaining but I've been working on being less emotionally repressed lately and this is one of those things that make me feel so much. Like I actually teared up a little. It's hard to express how important things like this are to me but, from the bottom of my heart, thank you

  • @krysaltepsyr8134
    @krysaltepsyr8134 Před 4 lety +39

    I was listening to this just a couple days ago, goddammit Cami.

  • @ultravioletentertainment7332

    You did not do this. You did not just make one of my favorite joke songs 10x better

  • @lakeharewood3641
    @lakeharewood3641 Před 3 lety +12

    Tiefling is my favorite race to play. So I laughed hard when I heard that section.

  • @nielschristiaens4626
    @nielschristiaens4626 Před 2 lety +6

    god, Cami, I am a relatively new fan, but I can't stop coming back to this song! you have a really pretty voice and i simply love how you can throw in so much difference in ways of talking! you are simply amazing! keep up the great work!

  • @connorscott6479
    @connorscott6479 Před 4 lety +33

    Lol Did not expect this for April Fools Day!

  • @carlosbercian4554
    @carlosbercian4554 Před 4 lety +39

    I love a crap guide to dnd, I love cami-cat's voice... I can die with no regrets
    Like

  • @Mintiy8523
    @Mintiy8523 Před 3 lety +19

    Me, New to DND: Write that down! *WRITE THAT DOWN!*
    Edit: I was new to DND when I first found this song. I decided on the Changeling thanks to this-

  • @whenlifedoesntgorightgolef7304

    I love all the backround shit makes it even better. I love both versions of this song and Cami's vocals almost make me cry in her songs because of how good they are

  • @nikolajsteffensen6578
    @nikolajsteffensen6578 Před 4 lety +34

    XD oh my god that danarei Milos in the Tiefling section XD she has no regrets about the stereotypes i can see XD

  • @maaxorus
    @maaxorus Před 4 lety +16

    When the Chorus kicked in, I really felt that. Personally, I couldn't say which version of this song I prefer, since both have their strong points, but holy shit, that chorus is some of the best stuff I've seen in a while.

  • @banjamingreed3451
    @banjamingreed3451 Před 4 lety +5

    I didn't even know that I would want a cover of this song until now and I'm glad I know it exists

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 Před 4 lety +2

    The snippets of voices you did made it amazing
    I already loved this song and I was looking through the d&d playlist and found you covering it
    Thank you

  • @Angelicmushrooms
    @Angelicmushrooms Před 3 lety +8

    Hobgoblin has to be my favourite.
    Never played it, but there was once someone called Hobnob the knob hobgoblin.

  • @Vallantra
    @Vallantra Před 4 lety +23

    0:23)) everyone: listening to the lyrics
    Me: *hears a faint CAWWW in the background*
    Also me: CAWWWW

    • @eeveekid1000
      @eeveekid1000 Před 3 lety +1

      me: *hearing faint kobold noises at **3:10*
      also me:ah so my kobold brothers and sisters are stealing everyones wallets good

  • @AshleyEverfore
    @AshleyEverfore Před 4 lety +2

    I am so glad you added subtitles because I have been hearing it as vibrating armpit instead of fire breathing armpit.

  • @NerdySatyr
    @NerdySatyr Před 4 lety +3

    I love how as the song goes on you just keep getting more and more in character

  • @JohnnyFerno
    @JohnnyFerno Před 4 lety +3

    You have such a distinct awesome voice Miss Cami! :D
    This cover and Maw of The King are so cool mostly because your vocals are so cool!
    I am a singer as well so I feel very inspired to become better because of you!

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 Před 3 lety +3

    Thanks to this (& Jocat's original) Videoi got inspired to take a real deep look to all the races before picking one to make my character for my first campaign ever! Donny the Purple Monk Tortle thanks you :D

  • @anthonyseidl8524
    @anthonyseidl8524 Před 4 lety

    so this is by far my favorite cover cause i love both you and jocat

  • @jrex0522
    @jrex0522 Před 4 lety +1

    yeah.. this is great, cami, you did it again. im going to be listening to this through out the day. possibly only but probably not, still, i'll come back to it often. great cover!

  • @themrmcnuggett2529
    @themrmcnuggett2529 Před 4 lety +146

    Is this a joke?
    *But it's really good*

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 Před 4 lety

      There was a pole

    • @JOfJaZ
      @JOfJaZ Před 4 lety +4

      there was a pole on the most played races a couple years ago, but also, Jocat himself calls his videos " *CRAP* guides" so don't take them seriously.

  • @paulrodionov2770
    @paulrodionov2770 Před 4 lety +7

    I love how her voice changes kinda when she goes through the Menacing classes

  • @senkiken2628
    @senkiken2628 Před 4 lety

    I continue to say that your covers are just wonderful

  • @surgeseraphim7741
    @surgeseraphim7741 Před rokem

    amazing, love how you did different voices and little bits for some of em

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 Před 3 lety +4

    "elves are hard to be charmed, so bards keep it in your pants."
    Me **designing elf bard** : "no one player should have that kind of power
    The clock's ticking', I just count the hours
    Stop tripping', I'm tripping' off the power
    (never mash up bards and elfs)"

    • @magenstaffarts
      @magenstaffarts Před 3 lety +1

      Too late I have a wood elf bard. (laughs in wood elf bard)

  • @hawkticus_history_corner
    @hawkticus_history_corner Před 4 lety +11

    Lovely. Absolutely lovely. I was there for a Crap Guide to Monster Hunter... and now here we are
    Being fair to the Gith, all of their cool lore is tied to Mind Flayers, and 5e really truncated all of that. Like, they are from the damn future!
    Tiefling gang here. Gota get good with my knives

  • @wiremupaki5066
    @wiremupaki5066 Před 4 lety

    This is just awesome, thanks for doing this it made my day

  • @dragonfreak113
    @dragonfreak113 Před 4 lety

    CZcams recommended this to me and I am so glad it did, definitely gonna check out more of your stuff.

  • @emilecoetzee230
    @emilecoetzee230 Před 4 lety +23

    Hey, that's pretty good-
    It seems to get better as time goes on. Huh.
    Thank you for this gift of a parody Cami!

  • @martinteece8983
    @martinteece8983 Před 2 lety +7

    Jo was epic in the way he compiled the song and his version was lit fire. Bud our cami here with her semi southan soul sound just gives some extra spice on the song

  • @mypizza4715
    @mypizza4715 Před 4 lety

    This is a really great cover, I enjoyed it immensely. I really liked how you threw in your teifling bard from your other songs (which I do play on repeat every so often) which was both fitting and entertaining.

  • @alexaczigany9470
    @alexaczigany9470 Před 4 lety

    Really cool! Liked the new flavor you gave it in places. :)

  • @catintime3917
    @catintime3917 Před 4 lety +44

    Ahh I see your a woman of culture as well!

  • @xarshoon7157
    @xarshoon7157 Před 4 lety +5

    And that’s what I’m looking for the combination of two of my favorite people on CZcams

  • @alienindisguise5546
    @alienindisguise5546 Před 3 lety

    I like the voices you do. VERY enjoyable.

  • @SakuWasHereFirst
    @SakuWasHereFirst Před 4 lety

    This is actually fantastic, love your cover so much!!

  • @Paytonzane
    @Paytonzane Před 4 lety +3

    You didn't know about JoCat until a week ago!?!?!? AAAAHHHH THIS IS SUCH A GOOD COVER CAMI!!!

  • @oristarstorm6863
    @oristarstorm6863 Před 4 lety +3

    I feel devious and chaotic energies flowing from this Cami-Cat DM art. *Just my kinds of energy.*

  • @twilightrising5443
    @twilightrising5443 Před 4 lety

    oml Cami. This is one of the main reasons, if not THE main reason I got into D&D.
    Thank you. Thank you so much

  • @martinteece8983
    @martinteece8983 Před 2 lety

    Omg honestly cami your songs rock and so glad you and jo cat do colabs. I'd love see our boy do a animation of the races, but each one is paire to the next in the so song.

  • @erdldad
    @erdldad Před 3 lety +3

    Omg, this is just amazing... JoCat might be great in general, but your singing is amazing.

  • @kodakunaokami3790
    @kodakunaokami3790 Před 4 lety +3

    Considering tieflings and tabaxi are my go to non-homebrew, I loved the description. Especially my tiefling (charisma focused) assassin. Got a good portion of those story kills in a bed after all

  • @iSmartMan1
    @iSmartMan1 Před 4 lety

    Just wanted to say I loved your work on Delightful Day

  • @g.a.4978
    @g.a.4978 Před 3 lety

    I clicked on this on accident whilst scrolling through your channel and it made my day