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from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
No, thank you.
this is the best christmas present i could ever ask for
We have you to thank. You're the best.
And thank you, Joe, for all of your videos.
Classic mistake, this always happens when you have 34 players in a single session
Balancing would be pretty funny in something like that.
I suppose for brevity they should probably be separated into squads and a designated squad leader rolls for initiative
🤔 squad leader should probably also act as a sub DM. Collecting and gathering the appropriate information to pass along to the true DM when it gets around to their turn.
Yup, that’s why a lot of people have made it a rule to never have 34 people in one session. Look up Rule 34 for more info
@@dragonmster4473 I already check it, but why there is woman on top of 7 year old boy?
34 players?! Ye gods!
@@woodlefoof2 That actually sounds _really_ interesting...
DnD, but everyone actually makes it to the session.
Edit: Dear god. Who would have guessed being an early comment with a good joke would get me so many likes.
Bro I’m actually gonna have a full player session next week I’m so excited
Can we have a giant one shot with all involved please?
Oof, ain’t that the truth. It can actually be really hard to schedule D&D session or any RPG session due to schedule conflicts and I applaud those that are able to regularly have sessions with groups with more that 5 people in a party.
@@smiff428 It’s a week away bro don’t jinx it
@@julianadams3710 three days but TRUE
That “player knowing Latin part while in the presence of a titan” thing quite literally happened to me. One of my adventurers was trying to resurrect one of my other adventurers and said, “oh this literally just says all hail deer”
Salvete Omnes Cervos?
@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 yerp
We started a new campaign and my character is an Asamiar named Theonis, to which I didn’t know until about 8 sessions in means “Of Gods” or something along those lines in Latin.
My DM brought this up to me after the last session.
@@CLNCJD94I’m not familiar with the word but that could very well be the genitive sg.
So “of god” is totally reasonable
@@aprammus9580 it should be greek not latin, prob why you dont know the word
"what am i supposed to do? Talk to the players?"
"You can certainly try" *shows D20 dice in hands*
EVERY DM NEEDS THAT LINE AVAILABLE TO THEM
That was on the agreement for MatMercer to be on the project. He had to say the line
The main thing we learned is: "limit your party size"
Lesson learned too late
Yes indeed
Going from 7 players to 3, my voice probably thanks me the most
@@bosi9106 ditto though I've just upped the team to 5 I think this is my current limit I'll find out in 2 days.
@@lordmars2387 good luck brother
I'm going to run a oneshot for my 3 players after New year's Eve. First game in a few months due to covid and uni. But I'm hyped as hell
Lesson learned: Dont host a session with 35 players my god
@@shawnsuckstm3353 as a first time dm I am barely keeping my head above water sometimes with my 2-player party
as a member of a 19-person party, hard agree HAHAHA
we got very lucky with our dm and we try our best to stay in line + our campaign is held through text over discord, so that helps dm keep track of everything, but it's so chaotic LMAO (affectionate)
I had one with six and it was chaos, it doesn't help we don't use physical boards or a digital equivalent, mostly just verbal descriptors.
Biggest group I was ever in had 12 PCs. It was pretty nuts, especially during combat. Sometimes it'd be 30 minutes between your actions.
@@MsScarletwings It get's easier with experience. Advice though: Never go past 7 players. Shoot for a max of 6, but try to stay with a group size your are comfortable with.
I love how Blue is analysing Evilus Maximus' name, and Red is just banging miniatures together, making them "fight"
Honestly, Red and Blue are the perfect examples for why JoCat had a point at the end. These players were not disruptive, but because GM was having a mental breakdown he assumed they meant to be condescending to his story, rather than just pointing out what they thought were cool influences. His ego got bruised because he hadn't internalized that all works are derivative of something.
@@Lupostehgreat Nah some of these are objectively disruptive
@@legendaresn6983 I agree that some are objectively disruptive, but not ALL of them.
@@Lupostehgreat nah one of them was just making a speech, some of the others tried to stop other players from playing
@@legendaresn6983 bro, if you have a table where everyone just sits there and waits for the DM to tell them what to do, all yours, man. We'll just have to agree to disagree on some of this.
Jo, i know you probably won't ever see this comment, but you've made my life profoundly better with your content. As i sit here watching this video again, tears in my eyes, i just wish that you could've been a part of a better internet, one that didn't beat people down for daring to be a little different. Thank you, JoCat, for everything that you've brought us and done for us. You're not weak. We don't deserve you.
Did something happen to him?
@@duncanharrell5009 He got doxed and he and has family has been harassed irl, so he decided to leave the internet :(
@@duncanharrell5009 he's just not cut out for internet fame
@@arcan762are you fucking crazy he got doxxed💀
@@juansostre456 and? he just needs to cope I guess. he put himself on the internet and got big, it is bound to happen. surprised it didn't happen sooner tbh. I get random kids on discord threatening to send me a bomb etc. all the time, just either gotta get used to it or leave the internet, which is what jo did. I don't see how I'm the crazy one.
"Being a good DM is about applying information, not memorizing it, unlike the American education system"
-Sun Tzu
Damn Sun Tzu not being quoted in a Technoblade vid for once.
@@pk-jn2pf Imagine thinking that this isn't a Technoblade video. What a nerd!
@@theapexsurvivor9538 shut up “ApexSurvivor”. Who names themselves “Apex Survivor” and not only apex survivor. NoOOoO, you have to put “the” to make yourself feel important as if youre some legend people speak about at a tavern but are infinitely disappointed by when the hero finds you on their quest, looking for an ally but instead of finding some great warrior, they find youre rotting corpse of a body eating chips and watching My Little Pony.
I did my best impression of JoCrap I could do. Whaddya think?
@@pk-jn2pf I like it, even though it's 3 years later
Everyone’s talking about how he got Matt Mercer but are we gonna talk about how he got him here to tell him no one cares? The balls on this guy
And then ended up using Matt's usual advice anyway when Jo advised it. It all came full circle
Thank you lol! I was just like what the hell he did it.
@@tatersalad76 What are you talking about? That was entirely original advice
And no one should care.
He really does love saying "Oh, man..."
Dude, if you ever feel bad because the bad side of being a content creator, remember this absolute piece of art, geek gem. Thanks to you I got to know so many people that collaborated in here. Thank you JoCat.
"... because you only ever think about your ideas and never write them down"
I'm not a DM nor have I played D&D yet but as the type of person who "will do it later" this really hits deep and hard
As someone who finally put off procrastinating via this very issue and is working on the finishing touches to actually run a campaign.... same lol
@Inufan337 how's the campaign going?
Bullying Matt Mercer for his good and healthy attitude was and will forever be the moral of your story.
Ikr? I like that Matt's advice was legit exactly what was needed in the end.
Also maybe don't try to run a game for 20 people with vastly different play styles
Also I'm p sure he slapped a bunch of pool noodles out of his arms as a ref to his first crap guide.
There was a missed opportunity to call Matt Mercer Mcree
This whole collab is like "I'm gonna invite 7-8 people to my campaign, thinking that every session 2-3 won't come, but they all actually did, and it's a nightmare"
It also does a pretty good job of addressing common problems in d&d groups
Three years later, still one of the best D&D videos on the internet
Yep lol
Jocat,
Thank you for encouraging me to create and bring a story to my friends. You’ve done so much, and I’m glad you’ve been a part of my life. You helped me when I was being bullied and depressed. I wish I could do the same for you.
I hope you find joy in whatever you do next.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
~Septic
"When the fuck did the blind dragonborn get a gun?!"
Dm'ing in a nutshell
What's funny is I play a dragonborn with a gun. He's not blind but still he has a gun.
One shot with the characters playing NPCs that had gave it to him then got shot accidentally.
@@matthewprince6157 that's heresy if he's not blind!
"Also; isn't that a terrible idea on par with having toph fly the airship?"
Its only a REAL problem if they didn't have levels in Artificer
The most unrealistic thing about this is that they were all available to play 😂
Tru
Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)
TRUTH!
that hurts lmao
TRUTH!
Rewatching this, and the "you can certainly try" followed by the dice roll (is that a nat 20?) hit me really hard this time. Genius writing right there.
Just got into Critical Role, so hearing JoCat say @18:35 "you can certainly try" made me smile lol
To be fair DMing for 30+ people sounds like an anxiety nightmare
Yes i have 4 chaos monkeys playing and it is stressful enough... 30+ players would be a nightmare...
My largest session was 10 players... and I was not the DM and it was just pure chaos the entire time... I would not want to even imagine that nightmare of a 30+ campaign. You would need to be a fucking GOD for that even somewhat function
No matter how good you are as a DM, the game would suck just because everybody would have to wait so long to take their turn.
Is there somewhere online anything like
a pre-made 'Story', so the DM just has to fill
in the 'Details' and whatever 'derails from the plot'?
If you get what i'm asking.
I mean, being the Dungeon-Master sounds like
a Giant Task. So is there help or somethin'?
@@loturzelrestaurant
Yeah, there are a bunch of pre-written adventures.
This man really got matt mercer just so he can shut him down, gotdamm
Unlimited Powah.
Chad Move
He was talking MAAAAD shit for someone within Star Platinum‘a range.
@@wombataldebaran9686Power move
And he utterly rejected those foam noodles. Cold as ice.
The last part is terrifingly accurate to how it is to be a Dungeon Master, with a really good advise for everyone trying to become a better one.
God this video is so good. I hope your break, permanent or temporary, goes well and you get a very well-deserved rest from the expectations, troubles, and awful harassment.
And if you don’t come back, know that you’ve changed the TTRPG space for the better. You got me into dnd, and I thank you for that.
Best of luck, Jocat
5:52 Can you just @ me next time please?
'ello
Confirmed there is going to be a next time
Report video
I'm in it and I don't like it.
@@Boss-ks8vt whoosh
U and me both
When the f*ck did the blind dragonborn get a gun? I don't remember giving him a gun! Has he always had a gun?
Should have looked at his character sheet, they had the feat Gunner the whole time! (it's a feat from the new book Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything)
Of course the blind guy is the one with a gun
I relate to this statement personally.
Just came back to watch the whole series again.
Sorry to hear you'll be stopping the creating! We all love you!!! Thanks for all the LOLs ❤
The lesson of this story is to get Matt Mercer to throw pool noodles at everyone who was mean to Jocat.
yeah
When you realise that Mat Mercer was holding foam noodels, not scrolls
It's for if you don't play to the exact class stereotypes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
@@shadowkoala5452 nyeh *throws noodle*
If he want me to conform to basic character background skill correlation he better start recording more Overwatch lines. I am gone ''pirate drow druid'' till my ''clockwork angel barkeeper'' snuffs out the sun, And its gonne take a whole lot of noodle.
I about died when he popped up
Holy shit, you blew my mind there.
"NOBODY CARES MATT MERCER"
"awh man"
Ngl, Matt is such a nice guy that the very thought of him being sad makes me sad
@@1pieveofKH same
@@1pieveofKH Hard same.
This was the best line!
*Rabid Critical Role fans and Marisha Ray appear and destroys*
Just to add my 2 cents on you taking an indefinite break: This series brought me to DnD. Its the first time ever I am deeply invested in a hobby for more than a few weeks. I thank you for that. I hope you will do well!
18:36 "You can certainly try"... man, that's something I always tell my players. Watching this whole video with such relatable moments and thinking about my campaings, to finally come to this line; it genuinely made me cry. I cried on a video like this, and I'm so happy for it. D&D was one of the best things I've ever discovered in my life, and I hope I never have to part away from it.
Getting Matt Mercer in your video just so you can yell at him and smack the foam noodles out of his arms has to be a flex of some kind.
Seeing Red & Blue in there warmed me.
He roll a nat 20 on flex for this video
Can you link the timestamp please?
@@R4d6 OSP= 10:05 Matt Mercer= 16:24
You Probably already know this but the foam noodles was a reference from a joke from the bard episode (I think) were he said that you needed to follow the class stereotypes or else Matt Mercer would throw foam noodles at you
He's DMing a 35 player campaign, holy shit
Shit man I'd spaz out too
No wonder he had problems, 35 people is to many for one DM to reasonable handle.
Is mat playing?
No wonder he went bonkers for a second
Another lesson for DMs, Know your player limits.
Literally brings me to tears, more emotions in this video than I can even express. Thank you JoCat for everything.
That was incredible. Not a single mechanic was discussed, yet I now understand exactly what kinds of things can happen during a game. Thank you.
The most unrealistic part of this was that everyone made it to the session and no one was late
Where's Lany?
maybe that was the plan "if I invite 20 people, maybe 5 will show up". he realized it was a bad plan when everyone showed up.
@@danilooliveira6580 jocrap underestimated the desire of people to play his campain. XD
Matt Mercer was
that is the only unrealistic part yes
I love the gag of having Matt Mercer, one of the most beloved DMs, as a guest star, for the sole purpose of telling him to shut up before he has the pool noodles slapped out of his hands.
I honestly see other way to shoehorn that gift of a man into this video xD
I don't trust him
I thought those were rolled-up scrolls or maps 👀 Why would Mitt Mungus be carrying pool noodles?
@@severalcakes3267 There's a reference in the Bard video about Matt Mercer sneaking into one's house and throwing pool noodles
@@severalcakes3267 crap guide to dnd bard video
I've watched this several times since it came out, and it still makes me tear up a bit at the end. As someone who's been playing D&D for about 20 years, I can say that little else compares to the feeling of a table vibing together, having a great time, and cheering each other on. And this video always reminds me of the countless awesome times I've had with a group both as a PC and as DM.
Can't believe you actually managed to convey the bad experience of being a DM. Well done
It was an honor to be a part of this.
I was so exited when I heard "okay unexpectables" this was awesome!!!
How is this not pinned?
The wildest part of all this is that it suggests everyone is available for a campaign at the same time
That's why you need to put alot of stats in charisma/intimidation.
He just didn't mention the 17 players who were gone that session
@@johannes4123
Flight booking in nutshell.
This video shows how a community united can make anything happen. Well done! :)
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy hey
This is the endgame of D&D videos. Thank you
It's been years since I first watched this, coming back and remembering how wholesome the ending was made me so happy
Thank you JoCat
I realy like the fact that Matt Mercer isnt even playing the game but he just appear out of nowhere just to say to you to be nice
then JoCrap slaps his noodles off, like the monster he is
He must've played a bard that didn't try to lay the first thing it saw
Matt was just fulfilling his jobs as the God of dms
That is very Matthew Mercer of him.
The most impressive thing Evilus Maximus did was singlehandedly have 35 people completely surrounded.
When he sits around the room, he really sits AROUND the room :D
Geonosian Combat Arena Type Beat
Next you will say...
I just wanted to say thank you. I have watched this playlist many times over the years and it always makes me laugh
I love this because it’s so accurate and demonstrates why I don’t want to be in a game with more than four players.
Literally brought the actual Matt Mercer on just to tell him to shut up...
Legendary
Honestly the best part
Fucking Chad Move
That was actually Matt Mercer?
Epic.
"When the fuck did the blind dragonborn get a gun" is probably my favorite sentence in all of everything, as it perfectly encapsulates the confusion a dnd session can bring.
Mb that is a Skyrim mods joke?
8:25
I swear, I am engraving that on a dm screen
actually the blind dragonborn has 2 guns
this is too true
Not going to lie man, three years later and that line at the end "Everyone, Roll for Initiative! Ahhh ha, this is fun" that still gets me to tear up a bit. There is just something so genuine and pure in the delivery and the build up to it. Love it.
We miss you jocat
hasthag turn Evilus Maximus into a T-Rex 2021 -R
But if you killed and revived the T-rex...
Cannot overstate how thrilled I was to see you two in this.
Ngl didn’t expect you guys to be in this and it was a great seeing you guys collab with jocat
The mage's guild will begin work immediately!
hi red, honestly didn't expect to see you here lmao
"Can I stab her and take all her stuff?"
"Later!"
I like how it was the only one he didn't out right reject.
Right?! Shit was hilarious
"Kill me"
"Later~"
@@saulesalejos4483 "oh dont be such a baby, ribs grow back"
*Turns to Archimedes*
"No they dont..."
Greatest what it’s like to be a 5e DM video EVER! We will miss you JoCat & the internet will never be the same. More content like yours is what it needs. And while it saddens me you are leaving, I am glad you are doing the hard things to care for yourself and very grateful for the content you have gifted to us. Thank you for always entertaining and simultaneously elevating us.
This is without a doubt one of my favorite videos on youtube , every now and again when D&D night gets close , i rewatch it , its a good reminder on how i can do a better job being a DM , thank you so much !
I was about to say "hey, what about the quiet people who just kinda sink into the background?"
Then I realized there's a human fighter who says nothing the entire session
Perfection
Basically me in every dnd game
I only speak during combat because it's my first dnd game and I'm not used to humans
@@mayathemayar4469 I think that mainly depends on who you play with and what type of D&D. I'm assuminng your playing with randoms or not close friends. You don't need to be speaking all the time but you'll probably have more fun just asking to do stuff since most of the crazy and fun stuff happens in D&D out of combat. Though the level of craziness does depend on if the people there are there for fun for intense roleplay or a power trip.
@@gizunoglunmig0801 I play with my relatives, and I'm just an introvert
@@mayathemayar4469 I get that playing with family at least for me whos a forvever DM is way more akward than my brainwashed friends.
A demonstration of why you should limit your party size :v
oh hey its you
Agreed as soon as I realized that the party size was becoming more of a mercenary company rather than an Adventurers party, i knew there was going to be chaos.
i was not disappointed
Depends on your cpu processing speed, yeah?
100000%
It would be a nightmare to track 10 players, let alone that massive cast.
JoCat, thanks to you, I have found the magic behind Dungeons and Dragons and found a past-time that allowed me to be freely creative with my friends by my side in a way I've never felt before. I know that not a lot has gone well recently but if you should ever read my lowly comment, I want you to know that you do have a positive imapct. What you do is incredible and it has inspired me to not only be a DM for my friends, teaching them the game as we go, but also to bring it into my job (I'm a high school teacher). I am going to be teaching my students this game that I know and love - that you showed me how to appreciate. Should you ever return to content creation, know you'll have my support and that of countless others. Thank you, JoCat.
This video alone got me into wanting to DM, and I’ve quite enjoyed it. Thank you, it’s been a wonderful few years.!
This is a completely natural reaction when DMing more than 5 people.
I made that mistake one time. We all had a great time and enjoyed the game a lot, but god that was exhausting
I'm currently first time dming for 8 of my crazy friends who have never played before
So far so good
@@DancingCabal Same! It's exhausting as hell, but it honestly gets easier (id definitely prefer a smaller group though, preferable 4.)
Edit: Just thought I'd also edit this to say it's worth it. Being able to have all of your buddies together (even if y'all are in colleges across the country) is a really nice way to keep in touch and have fun!
@@DancingCabal started with 7 became 9. Cause anybody plays a shy or self-focused person, so the party didnt had a leader. Added two players who willing take that role.
My last group that IDM for over a year was six people and trying to give everybody Spotlight time was absolute hell
“When did the blind Dragonborn get a gun? I don’t remember giving him a gun! _HAS HE ALWAYS HAD A GUN?!”_
This actually happened in my friends dnd once, except replace blind dragonborn with pirate tabaxi and replace gun with 11 DAGGERS!?
Yes... he said that
My DM made the mistake of giving me a enchanted sword... Shatter Spike. On hit i can sacrifice damage and destroy any armor or weapon (1 per attack) on the enemy. So i fucked up a lot of enemys.
legit played that part over 3 times it kill me
...unus annus
As someone with social anxiety and poor social skills who has somehow found enough people to run 2 separate campaigns in 5e and a third in another system, I just wanna say thanks to all who contributed to this. It gives me the drive to keep going on some days when I just feel like cancelling and going back to bed.
Hey JoCat,
These crapguides made me a better DM, learn to laugh in failure and appreciate the true magic of TTRPGs. Thank you for the wonderful content you created and all the best to you.
The biggest DM mood that I felt to my core: "Who gave the blind Dragonborn a gun?! I don't remember giving them a gun??!"
Oh gods... for me it was a Ring of Three Wishes.
@@Ajehy I feel your pain..... physicaly
that kinda happened to me once with me as the DM and my brother some how getting a gauntlet that shot fire balls and blink ,that was blind panic wondering when or how did he get that thing at 3rd level, Que me for the next 2 or 3 hours fighting to fix this mistake before the players get too off rail which in the last fight he used real world science to make a freaken nucleolar explosion with the ethereal plane mixing in with the real world and the source material saying that theirs nothing preventing him from doing that ending the session killing the bandit captain they were wining against and everyone in the party leaving nothing behind not even a word of their name sense they just started.
Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)
I got triggered when people started to roll while saying what they were doing and when people were exclaiming what they had just did. No you dident. Shut up and wait your turn xD
An honor to be a small part
Love Borki and Asmo I almost hit a year being sober. You guys are awesome.
Thank you for doing it!
I was just surprised to hear members of Team Four Star in this, but once I hear Zito's voice I had to play the beginning again.
@@lucasmullen2961 Well Jocat did play as a guest character in the D&D campaign Taka and Zito are a part of, which incidently is DM-ed by Taka's sister.
@@facelessidiot6407
Whaaaaa!?
Where is this at?
JoCat, I come back to this video so often when I feel overwhelmed or inadequate as a DM and it always gives me that breath of fresh air and confidence to start again and/or keep going. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for all of your videos. Every single one of them brings not only me but my players joy. I use your videos as beginning guides for all of my new players❤ So thank you for everything!
The xp cameo made me very happy im new to dnd and have been LOVING his reacting to silly homebrew and seeimg him made me smile
"NO ONE CARES, MATT MERCER!" are words I don't think I'll ever be ready to hear.
Aww man... :(
"Nyeh"
My DM would say otherwise lol :D
Is it even possible to use them in a sentence like that!?
I don't think Mercer was ready to hear it either. lol
“Wow!!! The only way he could make this better is if...”
Matt Mercer shows up:
“...”
“I love you JoCat”
I love your content. And this was the first video I watched that started a chain of events resulting me joining my first long lasting party and becoming a regular dnd player in 2020. Thank you
Jocat this video is great. We miss you man. I hope your happier away from the internet
I can only imagine Joe getting off the phone with Matt Mercer, turning to everyone and going "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."
*Deafening Saddam capture noises*
@SkillsDND yiiiiiikkes
Thank you for having me. It is an honor of course to be considered for the collab :)
Keep it up loading crew love your Pokemon D&D there going great!!
I love the Nat 20 symbolising a godlike check at 18:40, excellent touch.
I think JoCrap's first mistake was inviting his thirty five friends over to play one session of dnd.
I think the second mistake was to not have a session 0.
Mistake # 14925:
Not giving Evilus Maximus magic resistance or legendary resistance.
@@thomsonandfrench4974 Transformation and spell effects resistance (i didnt play dnd)
I learn pretty early in my “DMing career” that the party size I can handle is 4 is ideal, 6 is max.
Mistake # 14926:
Evilus Maximus was originally presented as a humanoid that eventually turned into a gargantuan... thing, which makes him a shapechanger and should automatically succeed on his saving throw.
"When the f*ck did the blind dragon born get a gun!?" this is a sentence that we did not expect but all needed
I was crying when i heard it, and then i just went into hysterics
Actually beautiful. I’m not joking when I say this makes me emotional. Very well done, thank you Jocat ❤
this is the best dnd vid in existence. we miss you jocat.
This man really got Matthew Mercer in his video, holy shit.
i completely lost it at this point *hyperventilating*
Just so he can yell at him and slap him in the face.
Ngl, I was kinda hoping that Matt would be throwing foam noodles at JoCrap from the corner of his living room for not allowing the players to have agency.
I thought at first he was holding scrolls or something but nvm those are foam noodles
bruh i thought the same thing. "ha ha funny joke...thats not mat."
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all t-"
*Jocrap:* Y O U L I T T L E B I T C H
This whole series was so awesome! This was the best and craziest way to cap the DnD Crap Guide. I can't imagine how much time and work this took, but it was so great to see it come together. You're awesome JoCat and thank you for giving us this. Thank you for sharing your creativity.
Your content is and has always been phenomenal. I hope you come back some day, but even if you don't, thank you for what you have done for the hobby.
The most important rule in GMing, never have more than 34 people in a session. 34 is pushing it, but 35 is way out. Some GMs refer to this as 'The Rule of 34'.
I thought the correct number was 42?
This says a lot about wiggler culture
So you like clay in your soup?
@@negate3 just Google it... You'll see "rule 34 DnD"
True look up rule 34 for proof
The fact Matthew Mercer was holding pool noodles reinvigorates me.
I thought they were scrolls
@@dance_ofThaDEAD pool noodles.
Right?!
@@dance_ofThaDEAD They are now pool noodles
So he was right all along! Matt will hit us with noodles.
absolutely loved this series from beginning to end, so satisfying watching it all conclude and being able to hear the full intro song at the end
0:37 is great. The extended f kinda makes him sound like a deflating balloon.
6:05 and the Rogue trying to steal the Paladin’s rosary beads. Golden.
Jocat: The Father
Jocrap: The Son
Goblin Plushie: The Holy Spirit
The crown wiggler god?
Why does Matt sound like he's doing an impression of himself.
have you ever seen voice actors read lines playing themselves? It's not that easy.
Everyone in the video is playing a caricature of themselves.
He was probably using his recording mic for this, and we're all used to hearing him through a shotgun mic that hangs ~4 feet above his head. Acoustics are weird like that.
I was thinking the same thing actually. Thought it was someone mimicing him, not the man himself :o
Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)
I come back to this video once every couple months and it never fails to make me both laugh and cry. Thank you for making this. As a recently started DM, this really hits close to home
Coming back after almost a year and a half of not playing dnd, this video has inspired me to what to pick up my dm screen again. Thank you Jocat
Marvel: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover event in history
JoCat: Hold my d20
this
Nice
At first I was like ‘Hey! The Unexpectables! That’s a nice lil cameo’
Then it was ‘oh shit is that Sips? FELIX? *ABSERD?* *Z E E?* ‘
And after that... it spiralled out of control
I was like:
“And OSP?!?! Omg yes!”
*Matt Mercer turns up*
Me: o-0 “cool...”
and Davvy
ESPECIALLY THE DAVVY
It was spiraling from the moment he had a bunch of nerds to play a demonstration.
Wayyyy out of control when i saw red and blue i squeeed
That was the best spiral I've seen. Kamina would be proud.
"you can certainly try" gets me teary-eyed every time i come back to this
Listen sir, I have the skin of a campaign done and improv every part after that. Sometimes it's a bone, sometimes its a leaf, or a dr pepper, or nothing at all. My rule for my campaign prep is, "You cant derail what isnt there" 😂
MCU: "We have the most ambitious crossover in the history of entertainment!"
JoCat: "Hold.My.Dice."
He got Matt Mercer. I don't even watch critical role, but that is enough to cement this as superior to Endgame.
He got Red and Blue- they don’t even talk about dnd- I love this so much
@@FosterF. That really made my day! OSP is such an awesome channel and I'd love if they incorporated some dnd content!
I don't know which one is octopimp but he got octopimp. He did homestuck comics. This means that Jo Crapguide is one step removed from Homestuck, just like Sans Undertale.
Someone finally said it
“When did the blind Dragonborn get a gun?”
you do not question that. you simply observe
Bruh
Yes
We’ve all been here
they actually have *three* guns in this episode, and one of them was a magical artifact
Thank you sharing your art and passion publicly. This series was HUGE in me becoming a dm and my friends learning roughly how to play classes. Wishing nothing but the best for you 🙏🏽
As a writer, librarian (assistant), English major, linguistics enthusiast, and book worm, I love the line at 2:48.
"No matter what, you’ll always eventually have to rely on the most useful creation of all mankind, that can raise armies and fell nations. WORDS."
❤️❤️