White Crusty Dogs Should Be Illegal
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- čas přidán 26. 04. 2022
- Is sex BORING? Should all crusty white dogs be ENDED? The honorable Judge Jackie shall hear and decide in HOT TAKE COURT!
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty and Patrick McDonald
Written By: Patrick McDonald, Jeremy Elder, Courtney Miller, Shayne Topp, Damien Haas, Jackie Uweh, and Amanda Lehan-Canto
Editor: Mike Small
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Vida Robbins
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Assistant Art Director: Dillon Ramage
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Wardrobe: Katie Workman
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
GFX: Winton Foulds
Content Manager: Lizzy Jones
Stage Manager: David Hill
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Shayne being on the verge of breaking character is one of the funniest things in Smosh
it gets me every time
Yes it is!
His constant state of being lmao
I was not ready for Shayne at all.
@@KevinHwoarang omg me neither lol. i was giggling so much x3
Mr Muffins needs to be a permanent character for Shayne for here on out. Right next to the dumpster wizard 😂
Every Crusty eyed white dog Ever
Yesss! I rewatched his depressing crusty white dog monologue like ten times
This might be his best character, to date.
the Dumpster Wizard's dog
He's not crusty enough, gotta be crustier
Jackie: "we are not eating eagles, they are protected"
Damien: "they were"
Killed me 😂😂
If one more person dies watching CZcams I’m gonna quit
hi
@@Dalas0130 ded
@@Dalas0130 that comment killed me 💀
I never considered that eagle meat could be delicious! I mean, if I'm lost in a forest one day and all I can catch is a dumb eagle that got it's wings wet.. ima eat it, rotisserie eagle
Adding Amanda into the cast is one of the best decisions they've made recently, She's HILARIOUS
Agreed she seems a bit awakeard at first but as soon as she started coming out of her shell... She is amazing.
Yup.
Your not wrong
I was just coming to the comments to say that Amanda has been phenomenal now that she's been added to a lot more sketches. :)
I agree with Amanda, sky diving is more fun
I'm irrationally angry that Shayne's haunting abomination didn't win everything, but holy shit this was amazing overall.
same
In this case your anger is not irrational, chances are the outcome was set from the start due to writing or biases.
I really liked this one and I thought I was the only 1 who feel the same way about those little white crusty eyed "dogs". My mom has 1 and it just looks at a ball when you throw it. It's so stupid that it scares itself when it farts. Fucking abominations
Jackie didn't want to agree to killing dogs on principal lol
Same
We not gonna talk about how Rhett has a crusty white dog named Barbara? 😂
I guess not.
I was expecting him to be a witness and for both witnesses to switch sides tbh, like rhett being against killing and brianna to be on brand
@@flynnmoran3542 yeah me too lmao
uhh I'm almost certain the picture they used was of Rhett's dog 😂
@@justalittlebunnyrabbit It was lol
Shayne as a suicidal puppy made me laugh harder than i have in a while. Making me remember that i do experience joy and laughter but at the cost of the cutest thing in the world wanting to kill itself
Lol
Lol
I like you as a person because of your comment
Amanda: "Sex is boring."
Damien: "Trains, planes and automobiles."
Living on the edge of life right there.
_Johnny don't do it!!!!_
LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
@Fries Spongebob.
@Fries In this moment you can't see him only audio Spongebob and Patrick how they playing around with cowboy hats and pistols.
Amanda: I'd rather eat a cooked chicken and take a gorgeous dump.
Me: Honestly, same.
The fact that Amanda is so firmly adamant about the shitiness of sex kills me 😂 “taking a gorgeous dump” me ROLLING
I mean, I've had sex and I don't think any sex can top the pleasure I get from a really good dump
She just hasn't been doing sex right.
I love how Courtney is just genuinely a different person. And rarely breaks character lol. (thank you Brayden)
Courtney is really good in general at not breaking.
Breaks
3:12 was probably the closest to breaking I've seen from her in quite some time (EDIT: from her own lines and jokes as often happens to Shayne, she obviously laughed here at the jokes of the others)
I have literally never laughed harder than when Mr Muffins was giving his testimony
Damien: "You wanna eat eagles? Eat an eagle in the bedroom."
Jackie: "NO! We are NOT eating eagles!"
Brianna Boho: "I didn't bring any today-"
Jackie: "EAGLES ARE PROTECTED!"
Brianna Boho: "USE PROTECTION EAGLES! 😌"
😂😂😂😂
I was so sure that Rhett would jump in as a defender for his little Barbara
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
I was hoping! So much!
Shayne had me crying from laughter 😂. Omg the mask, the makeup, the voice… From the second he started talking I was gone 😂
UwU
Same, uwu
O,w,O
The voice reminds me of that one dog from the movie “Mr. Peabody” or whatever it was called that came out in 2014. I think he tried to imitate it lol!
Amanda is a professional cause I see her face trying to prevent her breaking character. Jackie was already gone. Damian is a gift…from Disney
Damien is a disney princess
Shayne as crusty white dog was exactly how I needed to start my day.
“You know what I’d rather do? Eat a cooked chicken and take a gorgeous dump” is not what I expected to hear today but Amanda makes a great point, actually.
Shayne’s dog character is the BEST THING I’ve seen in a while it was SO funny lmaooo
Shayne’s little crusty white dog character is the first time a Smosh video has made me cry/cough/ache from laughter in so long
This makes me miss Smosh & Order😭
Sam Watersmosh.
I would have torn Damien’s argument apart because he said there were only four names for the dogs he hates and his witness has none of those names
We never did find out what Mr Muffins' first name was. Could certainly be Darla! Although I think I'd prefer Alotta as a first name for Mr Muffins
tbh i’ve only heard the latino ones (as in most of the time, latino families will name them this), princess or chiquita and then occasionally i’ll hear other names like snowflake or lucy from white families 💀
Jackie’s reaction to BB coming in leads me to believe she had no idea who the “witnesses” were gonna be
Took the words out of my mouth hahaha love her reaction 🤓
Amanda: "Oh, honey, who hurt you?"
I was fully expecting Shayne to just have a blank look on his face as he stares into the camera and says absolutely nothing.
I hope Mr. Muffins won't just be a throw-away character. One of my new favorite Shayne characters, effing hilarious.
Shayne is legit live action Droopy the Dog and I'm here for it.
Ha yes exactly what I was thinking! Blast from the past!
YES! I heard the voice and had to double check the reference. The scenes I remember of him are also of a depressed little dog so it tracks.
And with this video Amanda just became my favorite smosh member. "I'd rather eat a cooked chicken and take a gorgeous dump" needs to be worked into my daily vocabulary.
As a former pet store employee I can say the red tear stain on dogs is due to excess iron in their system, it's expelled through the tear duct.
SHAYNE IS SO ADORABLE ITS UNBEARABLY HILARIOUS
Amanda is hilarious. Damien on the other end of sex is like a puppy about to go to war.
Ok, Shayne as a dog is both the funniest AND the cutest thing ! 🥰Hope we see more of that cute depressed dog in the future ! Maybe in a Try not to laugh ?
4:24 Damien still throwing shade at Rhett and his dog
5:40 "You know who owns crusty white dogs?" One of your two bosses. Rhett owns a crusty white dog named Barbara
I've actually watched the behind the scenes of this and it was hilarious... Shayne's getting real to his experiences jk😂😅😂
I didn't know Lady Gaga's real name was Brianna.
@@hypercept relatable
Wheres the behind the scenes?
@@firedubsy209 they streamed it on tiktok
@@firedubsy209 I’m pretty sure I watched it on their smsh things CZcams channel
Literally Shane playing the depressed dog was so damn funny I was on a busy train and it hurt trying to hold in my laughs hahaha
I was looking forward to a ruling on both topics! Does Jackie think that crusty-eyed white dogs should be ended or not?!
7:45 Amanda was about to cry when Shayne started talking about how his life was insufferable 😭
both Courtney and Shayne playing one of their best characters is literally an OP addition to any video. Brianna Boho AND Crusty White Dog, together?!? its a crime against humanity this video is under 10 minutes
I’ve been waiting for this since I saw Amanda and Damien on the TikTok live!
I've been waiting to see the court-format come back, this was so much fun! And Damien's silent reactions was the best audience surrogate too.
I know this isn’t the most popular version of smosh but I swear this is the best stuff this channel has done in so long
This was so gooood! I know he is a grown ass man in his 30s, but hearing Damien talk about sex and edging has me DYING over here. 🤣 Not our sweet, blue boy!
This feels fresh and different! I like this concept and Amanda's addition to the cast! This had me laughing and entertained me more than I expected it too, keep it up, cheers!
As soon as Mr. Muffins made an appearance, I straight up did not stop laughing. For such a buff guy Shayne makes a very convincing white crusty dog.
🔥HOT TAKE🔥
*i don't miss the old smosh*
That's on you guys to elaborate, love this new series😍
check out Smosh and Order.
@@jhandle900 nah, this is better
i feel like a lot of them agree with that though
@@jhandle900 yeah, Smosh & Order was sooo good but, I'm just sayin'...
🔥
Shayne's character bursts are the most hilarious parts of the Vidoes 😂
"Sex is boring"
Me *nodding in asexual*
My only reaction is to shake and piss 😂😂😂 I almost peed
You laughed and almost peed? I-isn't that basically what he said he does? lol Are you okay? Should we send help? 😆
LMAO this was so funny! Shayne DEFINITELY needs to bring this character back. It was equal parts hilarious and adorable! Thank you Smosh for always making my day! Appreciate your comedic talent! :)
loved this video guys, cant wait for another episode
I absolutely love this new skit!! I laughed soo hard😂😂 more of these pleaseee!!!
1:32 Damien's enthusiastic diagram of himself made me lose it. Absurdity is through the roof on this one, well done!
Planes and towers have tried to have sex, and considering how it ended it’s surprising the twins tried it again and collapsed due to the embarrassment
Shayne looks so adorable in that dog costume
“Sex is boring”
Me, an asexual: “yeah that tracks”
As a fellow ace, I agree, but Damien still won that argument. And those crusty little dogs have definitely gots ta go! :P
I feel seen, thank you, @Kelly Jokanovich
fellow ace, and yes I agree, but Damien had such a strong argument for ending the little crusty white dog that I had to side with him for this specific argument lol
Truth
Mmm yes indeed
That jurassic park joke was too funny, great video!
Oh my gosh, this was great, I want to see more hot takes!
Y'all have been on a roll lately with the new shows
If this video was just called Judge Jackie or Hot Takes Court I probably would have clicked on it much sooner. This was SO FUN to view!!
Shayne as the dog was perfect, so funny
Shayne saying "I know them, but my only reaction is to just shake and piss" is one of the greatest lines i have ever heard.
Smosh main channel has been on fire lately, good work yall
This was fun!! Wanna see more of these!
Never knew Shayne had that Woody Allen impression in his back pocket.
Never been this early! From Philippines 🇵🇭 here!
me too
same
Same
Johnny Depp is boring.
Same
Instant Classic! I just love that smosh is cranking it up with this amazing content, keep doing your thing guys 🙏
This format is really cool!
Shayne, as usual, made this hysterical. Thank you, Shayne Topp. Thank you.
As an asexual person, Amanda is right, sex is boring and I'm glad the truth is coming to light.
Was looking for a comment like this 👏
Love that video format.
I love that y'all laugh a lot during these it adds chaotic good to the mix 🤣
Shayne had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My jaw hurts from trying not to burst out loud laughing at Shayne’s voice
Oh PLEASE do more of these.
Kind of wish this had picked up as a series; very fun!
I cant tell if the hot take is actually her hot take or not 😂 if it is…. Amanda, its gon be alright
Gonna assume there’s no way Damien would want any living creature to be wiped out so I’m pretty sure I’m safe in saying these are all bits.
damien saying good sex: editors show a picture of lesbians
damien saying bad sex: editors show a picture of a straight couple
not a coincidence it's true thank u
I saw the livestream of this and have been waiting for the final cut! 🤣
I really like this as a series idea. everyone seems like they had fun
Dannnggg Damien really calling out Rhett and his dog haha.
Shayne has me crying. That was so damn funny!
1 minute in, and Amanda says the Acest thing i've ever heard... i love this already
How does Shayne do it... how does he keep creating banger characters?!!!
Awesome job Smosh
Shayne giving major Full Metal Alchemist vibes 😅
Loved this new format
Please make this a regular thing!!
Me literally from Pittsburgh "The way I feel it's like Pittsburgh x5"
as an asexual: amanda has a point
Same here 💜
SAME
🤍🖤💜
There absolutely needs to be more Hot Take Court. This was just.... incredible, in so many ways. 💀
Came back to watch this one again - I hope we get more of these! :)
Can't do real Smosh and Order but this gets us close
This made me nostalgic of Smosh and order
The episodes with Courtney freaking miller and the Wes Rap were probably the videos that made me laugh the most during my entire life
Any video with Amanda is guaranteed to be a banger!
This was awesome. Great job everyone at Smosh
I'm crying from laughing so hard at Shayne's crusty white dog character. So good!
Asexuals where you at!?
here
Also, please make more of these videos. This was awesome.
this is amazing please make more !!!! love judge Jackie !!!!!
OBJECTION HEARSAY!!
Still cant believe that guy said it to himself.
"Eat someone spread eagle" that would have won it for me.
This is such a good idea for a show - please do this again!!
I just realized that background theme plays in basically every courtroom drama AND in Gintama!
The song is called "Shogun Kayoooo!" and is from GIntama OST 4!! I guess someone from Smosh editing knows Gintama??