Michael Avenatti’s Sexy Media Blitz - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper

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  • čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
  • The media is salivating over Stormy Daniels's hunky attorney, Michael Avenatti, while ridiculing Trump attorney Michael Cohen, but Jordan has the perfect solution.
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    The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper airs weeknights at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.

Komentáře • 409

  • @jascrandom9855
    @jascrandom9855 Před 6 lety +207

    Going to be Honest, Avenatti should totally do Rolex commercials.

    • @chichay6745
      @chichay6745 Před 6 lety +3

      Jasc Random .. The Attorney wears a Patek Philippe watch.

    • @shellyinthestudy
      @shellyinthestudy Před 6 lety

      Jasc Random yes and Bentley commercials

    • @mehjones8008
      @mehjones8008 Před 5 lety

      I'd rather he do Speedo commercials.

    • @Sportieguy
      @Sportieguy Před 4 lety +3

      From his jail cell 🤣🤣

  • @L2.Lagrange
    @L2.Lagrange Před 6 lety +322

    Michael Avenatti surprised me. After he revealed Cohen's shady payments I looked into his past. It turns out Michal Avenatti has been a high profile lawyer representing fortune 100 companies and other high profile clients. He's actually a pretty damn great dude. I expected to find out he was just a goon but he's not

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před 6 lety +26

      Jimmy Swenson -- I know, right? I looked up his wiki page and I jizzed on his profile photo in the car racing gear.

    • @isaiahbruckhaus
      @isaiahbruckhaus Před 6 lety +2

      I was going to look him up... he seemed to thorough for the first one of the phone book.

    • @xwarped83
      @xwarped83 Před 6 lety

      Cloyette Grant I have already seen comments saying he has a shady past and shouldn’t be trusted.

    • @lkasey76
      @lkasey76 Před 6 lety +5

      Who also owes almost 2million in back taxes. Yeah, he's a real standup guy.....

    • @chokinonashes61
      @chokinonashes61 Před 6 lety +16

      lloyd thynes
      They are not talking about Trump.

  • @ke7892
    @ke7892 Před 6 lety +16

    This was his best one yet. I lost it when he started to spritz Gucciucci lightly.

    • @matt8847
      @matt8847 Před rokem

      I bet you also lost it when he got 14 years you low iq loser

  • @currentresident3775
    @currentresident3775 Před 6 lety +25

    Klepper and that spritzer! 😄

  • @blaiseakenji9543
    @blaiseakenji9543 Před 4 lety +16

    This segment aged well.

  • @darkmagnis2902
    @darkmagnis2902 Před 6 lety +48

    Avenatti deserves his own action figure!

    • @KearnuPhoenix
      @KearnuPhoenix Před 5 lety +1

      We could call it Female Fighter... Has a certain meaning to it, these days, don't you think? :D

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro Před 4 lety +2

      It could wear a prison jump suit

    • @sauljahboi5965
      @sauljahboi5965 Před 3 lety

      Prison Punk Action figure

    • @matt8847
      @matt8847 Před rokem

      Lol do the world a favor and nver participate in it.

  • @Herehear49
    @Herehear49 Před 6 lety +21

    "This Air force One chaser"...lmao

    • @TheFINZFAN
      @TheFINZFAN Před 5 lety

      @ Pat Gannon - Looks like Avenatti was a little out of his league eh?

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour Před 6 lety +305

    Michael Avenatti, Mike Pompeo, Mike Pence, Michael Cohen, Michael Flynn...this administration needs some new names

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 Před 6 lety +2

      19thHour 😂😂😂 good one!

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 Před 6 lety +31

      Not to mention their Steve infestation... Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller, Steve Mnuchin...

    • @cloyettegrant1733
      @cloyettegrant1733 Před 6 lety +18

      19thHour Avenatti is not in this administration.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Před 6 lety +13

      Michael Ramon Maybe they need to bring in Steve Carrell, Stephen Colbert, and Steven Universe to cleanse the Steve name

    • @Deathsythe10
      @Deathsythe10 Před 6 lety +1

      In before Magic Mike

  • @4dub802
    @4dub802 Před 6 lety +28

    Michael Avenatti looks like Jason Stathams 1yr older brother 😥

  • @williamkeys5701
    @williamkeys5701 Před 6 lety +51

    Klepper's fake lawyer sounds more informed than Trump's actual lawyer.

  • @l2etranger
    @l2etranger Před 6 lety +9

    That laughter.

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 Před 6 lety +13

    That was more entertaining than I care to admit. 😂

  • @misterdoctor9693
    @misterdoctor9693 Před 6 lety +39

    What is that lump?! I can't stop looking at it!!!

    • @mevirosteck
      @mevirosteck Před 6 lety +4

      Robert Lampert omg same here, my OCD senses are tingling and I need answers. I will NOT be able to sleep until I know!! Can he go on Dr. Pimple popper? Even better!! I need the truuuuuuth

    • @jascrandom9855
      @jascrandom9855 Před 6 lety +15

      I think that's a band-aid.

    • @davidjohnson7065
      @davidjohnson7065 Před 6 lety +4

      It's secretly a small penis. Lol idk what it is but it doesn't really look like a bandage to me though.

    • @Klipse11
      @Klipse11 Před 6 lety +7

      It’s a band-aid, probably covering up some skin blemish that was too large to cover with makeup.

    • @stevebowkett9807
      @stevebowkett9807 Před 6 lety +18

      Look people, let's just assume that Avanatti tried to assassinate Gucciucci, and that's just a flesh wound from a bullet. It's probably just as simple as that.

  • @DefinitelyDJ
    @DefinitelyDJ Před 6 lety +5

    Avenatti, we coming for you son with the Gucciucci !!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 6 lety +83

    "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal attorney."
    Just given what I know about Trump's finely-honed knack for having lawsuits filed against him, I have to wonder, how in the world does this leave Cohen with time for _any other clients?_

    • @YiGzit
      @YiGzit Před 6 lety +2

      lazyperfectionist1 you are everywhere. Don't you have stuff to do?

    • @Anders.B.
      @Anders.B. Před 6 lety

      lazyperfectionist1 I'd guess he would no showing all the ones that were not major. Does any one have the statistics of win vs losses for these cases?

    • @drumjod
      @drumjod Před 6 lety

      Bullshit?

    • @justsaying3729
      @justsaying3729 Před 6 lety +1

      I will give Trump this; he has been successful with bullying and Conning people/corporations for years and years.

    • @DarthSenorQueso
      @DarthSenorQueso Před 6 lety

      Trump has multiple lawyers, cohen didn't seem to actually defend trump in any cases, just put his name on anything illegal trump needed him to.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Před 6 lety +8

    3:04 -- Is that the next James Bond? I think so.

  • @marieb5251
    @marieb5251 Před 6 lety +150

    That dude has nothing on Avenatti. Avenatti is hot, but the sexiest thing about him is his brain.

    • @zzoila9779
      @zzoila9779 Před 6 lety +1

      Marie B - you are so right!!!!!!

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Před 6 lety +2

      I feel like part of stormy's decision had to have been how hot he was

    • @georgemarksity1441
      @georgemarksity1441 Před 6 lety +1

      Sorry ladies corey booker is all over that

    • @redpilllife4life198
      @redpilllife4life198 Před 5 lety

      Hahaha he looks like the guy from Deliverance but ok everyone has their own preferences

    • @kelliethornton7986
      @kelliethornton7986 Před 5 lety

      Agreed. He's definitely isn't hard to look at

  • @IGNANT4LIFE
    @IGNANT4LIFE Před 6 lety +6

    2:21 ... "That's doctor talk."

  • @ciirukariuki6913
    @ciirukariuki6913 Před 6 lety +2

    The hilarious inside joke about Gucci - ucci when 'uchi' means 'naked' in Swahili 😄😄😀

  • @jackzaro
    @jackzaro Před 6 lety +11

    University of American Samoa Law outranks Thomas M. Cooley Law School.

  • @transsylvanian9100
    @transsylvanian9100 Před 6 lety +143

    naughty avenatti the hottie with the body

    • @russwilson2305
      @russwilson2305 Před 6 lety +2

      I know!

    • @chasingautumns
      @chasingautumns Před 6 lety +5

      don't forget: "Hottie with the Body, Esquire!"

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Před 6 lety +1

      Chasing Autumns - I love the original comment, but yours made me burst out laughing in the best way possible. 😂

    • @KearnuPhoenix
      @KearnuPhoenix Před 5 lety +2

      He's naughty, alright

    • @douglasmcginity3327
      @douglasmcginity3327 Před 4 lety +1

      C.F. Gauss Avanatti is a prison inmate now for decades. Who else do you admire maybe Bill Cosby?

  • @sluttymctits4496
    @sluttymctits4496 Před 6 lety +7

    Mmm, I'd love it if Mr. Avenatti walked around like Mr. Gucciucci. 😍

  • @misscosita691
    @misscosita691 Před 6 lety +45

    Avenatti is a very well educated man! 😘

    • @KearnuPhoenix
      @KearnuPhoenix Před 5 lety +1

      Still wanna kiss him today?

    • @OnlyNattysatUSC44
      @OnlyNattysatUSC44 Před 3 lety

      he sure is.......... hahah

    • @janicedevereux2839
      @janicedevereux2839 Před 3 lety

      And now, 2 yrs later... A Convicted Felon on his way to prison.....We had arrogant two lawyers Doing TV appearances claiming, “guaranteeing” each others clients were going to prison....
      Who went to prison…THEY DID hahahahaha Blahahahahaha 🤣 it’s hysterical. Cohen, Donald Trump‘s attorney went for 2 1/2 years. Avenatti sentenced to three years just for starters, has three more criminal cases to go 🤣

    • @matt8847
      @matt8847 Před rokem

      Lol it's amazing how smooth and small your brain is

  • @chipmunktubetop
    @chipmunktubetop Před 6 lety +13

    Gimme Gucciucci!!!

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare Před 6 lety +27

    Jordan is amazing

    • @newonevery740
      @newonevery740 Před 6 lety

      SquareB0t
      He had a rocky start but he is getting better as he goes

  • @illatease
    @illatease Před 6 lety

    That spray bottle lol. 😂😂😂 and props to them staying in character.

  • @justsaying3729
    @justsaying3729 Před 6 lety

    Michael, we love you..He is doing his job and exactly what he said and proving it.

  • @vivianaartiles8225
    @vivianaartiles8225 Před 6 lety +155

    Avenatti is still hotter!

    • @marieb5251
      @marieb5251 Před 6 lety +16

      Of course...Avenatti has the brain to go along with the looks!

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Před 6 lety +2

      I do hear he'd make a perfect lawyer in a court themed porn movie.

    • @currentresident3775
      @currentresident3775 Před 6 lety +3

      Viviana Artiles Hot AF! 💓

    • @supersquare
      @supersquare Před 6 lety +4

      Naughty Avenatti "The Hottie With The Body," ESQ

    • @kellenrist3973
      @kellenrist3973 Před 6 lety

      Given he's competing against Rudy Giuliani...

  • @daverumpel
    @daverumpel Před 6 lety +3

    This show deserves way more views than it gets.

  • @xavierdomange9591
    @xavierdomange9591 Před 6 lety +4

    “I can prove it’s rumor, but I can’t prove it’s fact”
    What does that even mean?

  • @LetsBeCivilShallWe
    @LetsBeCivilShallWe Před 6 lety +2

    You didn’t mention that Avenatti has also raced cars. Because that, along with the body, brains, and taking on the League of Bumbling Villains (Trump and company) ratchets his hotness quotient up to superhero proportions.

  • @durandefreitas9309
    @durandefreitas9309 Před 6 lety +2

    Jordan you are awesome dude. Just killing it

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 Před 6 lety +2

    That was a great episode. It was fucking hilarious! How comes that The Opposition isn't trending?

  • @user-ed1mj5zk6f
    @user-ed1mj5zk6f Před 6 lety +1

    I love this guy, sharp, secure, objective, and very nice on the eyes ! When are you running for office? If you do you have faithful fan followers!

  • @antsquirly7654
    @antsquirly7654 Před 6 lety +1

    First time I've ever watched Comedy Central on CZcams, first time in ages, too. Lovin' it.

  • @6rockinrobin
    @6rockinrobin Před 6 lety

    "Charging ACCESS to the Prez!!!" BRILLIANT!!! Too bad he got caught!

  • @margorgogo
    @margorgogo Před 6 lety

    "Naughty Avenatti the hottie with the great body!" LOL !!!! Gratefully, he also is a really good attorney!

  • @Whatsayoutuber
    @Whatsayoutuber Před 3 lety

    omg "gucciucci" is GENIUS 😂😂😂😂

  • @SAMZIRRA
    @SAMZIRRA Před 6 lety

    With so many talk shows on I have refused to watch this one. Today I did. And now I have to watch all the previous episodes because this show is awesome! Nice work Jordan!

  • @mehjones8008
    @mehjones8008 Před 5 lety

    Jordan, you're the best thing out of the Daily Show! We NEED MORE OPPOSITION! OMG I loved this show BEFORE the last 2 1/2. I did not know I could live it more

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 Před 6 lety +1

    My morning shower is a lot more spritz-like than I had imagined.

  • @ZobethC
    @ZobethC Před 6 lety

    Avenatti with the Body! Lol. Basta basta basta!

  • @SaintDre7
    @SaintDre7 Před 6 lety +2

    I didnt know comedy central had their own late night host. I like him.

  • @PaulHo
    @PaulHo Před 6 lety +45

    Wow, Ms. Paid Laugher can tone it down a couple notches.

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 Před 6 lety +7

      Paul Ho
      It isn't paid laughter. They give free tickets and sometimes they get someone in the audience(almost always a woman) who just really wants her voice or laughter on national TV and is way too enthusiastic. They have a word for that kind of audience member but I can't remember what it is. From game shows to late night they show up from time to time.

    • @jurastakaune1423
      @jurastakaune1423 Před 6 lety +8

      tripsaplenty dying hiena? Cat in a washing machine? Wicked Witch of the West on crack cocain? Porg on roast spike? Janice?

    • @PaulHo
      @PaulHo Před 6 lety +5

      She sounds hideous.

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 Před 4 lety

      @@tripsaplenty1227 the word is 'Drunk'

  • @Fiendstein
    @Fiendstein Před 6 lety +2

    LOL ILL STRANGLE YOU SOMEDAY... YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST ONE ARM'S LENGTH AWAY! HA HA HAA!!

  • @marymunro1142
    @marymunro1142 Před 2 lety +2

    The funny thing is that Avanatti turned out to be as big a crook as Cohen.

  • @ClemonsKunkel
    @ClemonsKunkel Před 6 lety +32

    Lol ... Awesome... You Rock. Thanks I Needed That... To funny

    • @GlowingMpd
      @GlowingMpd Před 6 lety +1

      Clemons Kunkel Agreed, but Please learn the difference between “to” and too!

    • @ClemonsKunkel
      @ClemonsKunkel Před 6 lety

      GlowingMpd lol...

  • @worthlesstrash9662
    @worthlesstrash9662 Před 6 lety

    Damn, this show has grown into something we needed ever since Colbert Report ended. Beautiful!

  • @roseharvey2664
    @roseharvey2664 Před 5 lety +3

    Interesting to watch a year on.

  • @yootoob4516
    @yootoob4516 Před 6 lety +9

    Gucciuci and Avenatti hot oil wrestling in jock straps on the courtroom floor.

  • @marydupree27
    @marydupree27 Před 3 lety +1

    dear lord... you are the funniest

  • @lewisj.9903
    @lewisj.9903 Před 6 lety

    just so we're all on the same page HOW THE F!$K CAN YOU PROOF A RUMOR?! THEN IT'S NOT A RUMOR!! LMAO!!!

  • @COYG797
    @COYG797 Před 6 lety +17

    MAGA = Micheal Avenatti Great Attorney.

  • @bluesky6028
    @bluesky6028 Před 6 lety +2

    Hilarious !!! Love it !

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo Před 6 lety

    That's doctor talk! 😂😂😂😂

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates Před 6 lety +1

    This was a very good segment.

    • @matt8847
      @matt8847 Před rokem

      For dumb people like you sure

  • @roger_oahu
    @roger_oahu Před 6 lety +4

    Lmao cooley law 😂🤣😅

  • @geeblanco
    @geeblanco Před 6 lety +1

    That laugh though.

  • @chokinonashes61
    @chokinonashes61 Před 6 lety +8

    Whoever that is laughing too loudly, it sounds really forced, as if a group were competing to see who can be heard on CZcams.

  • @rubbersole79
    @rubbersole79 Před 4 lety +1

    Art imitates life. hahaha! thanks comedy channel!

  • @phoney_mcring_ring
    @phoney_mcring_ring Před 6 lety +7

    Jesus, he was distracting, damn!

  • @SabaDhutt
    @SabaDhutt Před 6 lety +3

    Sounds like half an audience is high af.

  • @gaiusgrdn
    @gaiusgrdn Před 6 lety +47

    Im one of several personal attorneys to president Donald J. Drumpf, and you can totes pay me $200k (or more, not picky) for access to that man. Trust me I “fix things! Big things! ;)

    • @RBZ-1
      @RBZ-1 Před 6 lety +4

      I love the fact you said Drumpf....that's the only way I refer to that garbage when I make a post.

    • @RBZ-1
      @RBZ-1 Před 6 lety +1

      Glader 🤣😂🤣

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 Před 6 lety +2

      i was skeptic until the totes, totally how a trump lawyer talks

  • @hayestoph
    @hayestoph Před 4 lety

    Watching this now, who knew Jordan was such an accurate prognosticator.

  • @cariaddunmanifestin1356
    @cariaddunmanifestin1356 Před 6 lety +1

    Hilarious!

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 Před 6 lety

    You got it all wrong! Gucciucci needs to say: "Rosenstein should be..." *take-a-bite-from-peach* "...impeached"!

  • @vvs25
    @vvs25 Před 3 lety +4

    Ah 3 years later

  • @_Peremalfait
    @_Peremalfait Před 4 lety +1

    This is kind of like going to your high school reunion and someone asks about that guy all the girls thought was super hot, but you thought was a sleazebag, and you get to tell them "oh, THAT guy? He's doing 42 years in federal prison." It's that good.

  • @DaveManPrice
    @DaveManPrice Před 6 lety

    THAT FUCKING LAUGH AT 1:00 THO

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine Před 6 lety

    This segment was fucking excellent. I laughed hard repeatedly. Good job, guys.

  • @estelafairbanks4876
    @estelafairbanks4876 Před 6 lety

    Favorite comedy style and I watch it all!!

  • @davidschneider9428
    @davidschneider9428 Před 6 lety +1

    how's this cancelled?! man crying

  • @tieler151
    @tieler151 Před 6 lety

    Lol is he really a lawyer?😂😂

  • @AngelSamael
    @AngelSamael Před 6 lety +8

    Hank Scorpio would make the perfect lawyer for trump.

  • @sin90950
    @sin90950 Před 6 lety +1

    Avenatti is playing trump's own game wisely

  • @samus1421
    @samus1421 Před 6 lety +1

    his best yet

  • @bobleonard99
    @bobleonard99 Před 6 lety

    Avenatti for President in 2020

  • @patrickkuehl802
    @patrickkuehl802 Před 6 lety +14

    Jordan klepper please love me

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino Před 6 lety +2

    "...for making an hones-- for making *_a_* buck."

  • @silviomhula5837
    @silviomhula5837 Před 6 lety

    U Rock, keep up the good work

  • @_Peremalfait
    @_Peremalfait Před 4 lety +1

    This is way funnier now. Especially the comments.

  • @rpenguin12345
    @rpenguin12345 Před 6 lety +1

    I thought that was Murr from impractical jokers on 2:50...

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 Před 6 lety

    Michael Avenatti, Mike Pompeo, Mike Pence, Michael Cohen, Michael Flynn...this administration is *taking the mickey.*
    -apologies to 19thHour

  • @Boahemaa
    @Boahemaa Před 6 lety

    😂😂😂I love this show!

  • @tvguyofnature
    @tvguyofnature Před 4 lety

    Michael Avonatti looks like a bald Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @thepaulysinatrashow
    @thepaulysinatrashow Před 6 lety +30

    Hot lawyer wish I could meet more guys like that besides the gay clubs I go too!😍😍😍

    • @KearnuPhoenix
      @KearnuPhoenix Před 5 lety

      All you gotta do is start slapping your female girlfriends around...

  • @lemonielala3080
    @lemonielala3080 Před 6 lety

    This was perfect! Sublime! 😘👌

  • @queenelizabethi5868
    @queenelizabethi5868 Před 5 lety

    He looks like a young Ted Bundy.

  • @ichieagu4625
    @ichieagu4625 Před 6 lety

    "Experienced hot lawyer"

  • @neilh184
    @neilh184 Před 5 lety

    I went to Wayne State University Law in Detroit. Cooley Law has a reputation of being a sort of 'second career' law-school. Like, it's the I'm-in-my-40s-and-my-restaurant-went-under-so-I'm-going-to-law-school law school.

  • @g0ldenkuma
    @g0ldenkuma Před 6 lety

    They actually don't teach strangulation until the 3rd year of med school though, lol

  • @ConnorArchibald
    @ConnorArchibald Před 6 lety

    Avenatti is living proof men don't need a full head of hair to be dead sexy

  • @OoMASEoO
    @OoMASEoO Před 6 lety

    Eleven's older brother is doing well for himself

  • @rblyle382
    @rblyle382 Před 6 lety

    He is totally staying in the media spotlight and getting as much public display as possible to void off potential "disappearances"

  • @HeHeeHeeheHe
    @HeHeeHeeheHe Před 6 lety +5

    Says who

  • @andreack9983
    @andreack9983 Před 6 lety

    Jordan could play MC in a movie.

  • @azure7687
    @azure7687 Před 6 lety +33

    Fire ur laugh track people.

  • @RionaHenry
    @RionaHenry Před 6 lety

    Rudy Giuliani gives me a headache.

  • @ltaylortaylor3017
    @ltaylortaylor3017 Před 6 lety

    Yes Avant

    • @ltaylortaylor3017
      @ltaylortaylor3017 Před 6 lety

      Yes, Avenatti is very smart, sexy and he has that look that kills.

  • @phatmantv
    @phatmantv Před 6 lety +8

    That weird laugher is back @ it again I see😂😒