"The Cheesehead" S6E05 Drew Blood’s Dark Tales (Scary Creepypasta Podcast)

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  • The Cheesehead: Geoff Sturtevant
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    This week on DBDT, the eighth installment of The Splittail Files from author Geoff Sturtevant.
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  • @chriscarter1177
    @chriscarter1177 Před 3 měsíci +20

    He said 5 years ago and now I'm headed to the damn ER for oxygen!!

    • @kealunleday3948
      @kealunleday3948 Před 3 měsíci +1

      That was a deliberate attempt on my life🤣🤣🤣

  • @andonedave
    @andonedave Před 3 měsíci +21

    My first Drew Blood experience was “The Hinky Bruno” and I became an instant fan of the channel.

    • @geoffsturtevant6023
      @geoffsturtevant6023 Před 3 měsíci

      That's awesome!

    • @colea2969
      @colea2969 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The splittail files are my favorite stories on this channel.
      I even heard that there will be an animated adaptation of the splittail files.

  • @drewblood325
    @drewblood325 Před 3 měsíci +23

    Hey friends! Thanks for stopping by and sharing a few laughs with us. I appreciate y'all very much amigos. Have a great weekend. Now GFY🍻

  • @TENZEN._.
    @TENZEN._. Před 3 měsíci +16

    Geoff Sturtevant a POWERHOUSE of a writer who weaves horror & humor so seamlessly! Thank you Geoff, Drew, & team!
    🧀🗿👊😄🗿🧀

  • @neptunescrush
    @neptunescrush Před 3 měsíci +10

    I love this author and applaud our talented storyteller for making this come to life!

    • @chriscarter1177
      @chriscarter1177 Před 3 měsíci +3

      There is absolutely nothing these guys do that's no good!! I wonder most days how I made it this far using my imagination!

  • @misspixie774
    @misspixie774 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Excellent timing; just settling into bed with a drink and a smoke! And it's Splittail!! YAY!!!

  • @MC-gt7xn
    @MC-gt7xn Před 3 měsíci +11

    " so he reached over himself and started turning the pages for me.." I Fkn lost it!! 😂❤😂❤

  • @heathermariephelan8324
    @heathermariephelan8324 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I look foward to my time in fridays with Drew Blood even better when Spilttale

  • @AR-bl6ng
    @AR-bl6ng Před 3 měsíci +5

    😂 love these guys

  • @lindybeaumont4476
    @lindybeaumont4476 Před 3 měsíci +8

    I'm so glad it's dropping this weekend, as the clocks go forward tomorrow and you'll be dropping at 2 a.m. again! Right, lemme listen before I start sawing logs!💤💤🐈‍⬛🍻🐊
    One of the presenters of a show called "Loose Women" used to have a bit of a thing for Russell Brand back in the early Noughties. (so did I, bite me!)) Anyways, for one of her birthdays, her co-presenters gifted her a life-size model of his head made from cheese! That would have been hell for me as I absolutely loathe cheese, but I DO remember fantasising about a Brand head made entirely of chocolate....................

  • @risingson7773
    @risingson7773 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is really good 👍😁
    Poor Deputy Dingle, that would definitely be traumatic, lol

  • @mooktheonemanmafia
    @mooktheonemanmafia Před 3 měsíci +6

    aaaaahhhhhhh shii here we go!!!! we're goin to splittale!!!! & yk you get a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ buddy

  • @ScullyPopASMR
    @ScullyPopASMR Před 3 měsíci +6

    Front and center!

  • @jameslookstwice
    @jameslookstwice Před 3 měsíci +7

    Oofta,The cheese heads are out and aboot tonight.Osiyo Drew,Jeff and Mr.Paul.Glad to see you my friend ❤Mr.Paul the moose fr was hilarious.

  • @doughovious5317
    @doughovious5317 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Awesome!!!

  • @jamiebumgarner125
    @jamiebumgarner125 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Praise Jesus, indeed! Thank you GS! Another Splittale! About time....Thank you DB and Mr McSorley!

  • @beewee88
    @beewee88 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Geoff and Drew, hats off. This was absolutely incredible ahahaha. Goddamn!! And Paul had me in stitches with that accent!! When Dingle said "5 years ago" I almost pissed myself!!
    WELL DONE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS.

  • @eimajwatts
    @eimajwatts Před 3 měsíci +1

    Jeff's work always makes me smile and no one could do the narration justice like you Drew. Awesome job as always.

  • @ocelotekatl
    @ocelotekatl Před 3 měsíci +3

    Iggy speaks pure wisdom.
    The Splittail stories are always fun.

  • @SgtRocko
    @SgtRocko Před 3 měsíci +3

    Gottejnu that was AWESOME! BRAVO! Just the laughs I needed - and a FANTASTIC surprise ending!!!! Geoff, Drew, CTDN Comrades - BRAVO!

  • @86sather
    @86sather Před 3 měsíci +4

    i think i peed alittle laughing too hard during Iggt’s rambling 😂

  • @amandakoushis523
    @amandakoushis523 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I laughed myself into oblivion.I loved this story!

  • @bryanasbury1387
    @bryanasbury1387 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Excellent as always bud! Paul and Drew killed it!!😂

  • @backroad4167
    @backroad4167 Před 3 měsíci +1

    These split tail stories are by far my favorites!! Especially with my two favorite narrators. Thanks guys!!

  • @chriscarter1177
    @chriscarter1177 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Jeff!! That sir was a hellova great story brother! Paul Moosefucker McSorley ? You and the seriously funny Dr Blood did a great job tonight guys ! Everyone involved nailed this one!!

  • @Alli_420
    @Alli_420 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Funniest story I've ever listened to. Please write more !

  • @zachtonight75
    @zachtonight75 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Out of all the scary stories I've heard on this channel, this has to be the funniest one I ever heard! Instead of being freaked out, I was laughing the whole way through, and I love these guys for it! Huge fan of Drew Blood.

    • @oisinlynch8427
      @oisinlynch8427 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Same even the scene with dingle seeing a weener

  • @jessecolunga3029
    @jessecolunga3029 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Looks like the sheriff and Dingle are still up to it y'all keep up the good work from South Texas

  • @mistackpooleify
    @mistackpooleify Před 3 měsíci +1

    Another great tale with excellent delivery..thank you so much Mr. Blood

  • @williamteal712
    @williamteal712 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Good stuff 🎉

  • @mandizzlefoshizzle1320
    @mandizzlefoshizzle1320 Před 3 měsíci +4

    7 'god damn's, only 5 'in all my years's... And not one 'undamndignified', but there was 1 undignified from Ball. Had me giggling the entire time...

  • @joerob3449
    @joerob3449 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Awesome story!!!

  • @AnaMari803
    @AnaMari803 Před 2 měsíci +1

    ❤❤❤ Love it..That was a good story Moose Fudger lmao

  • @hammer123456789100
    @hammer123456789100 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So good!!

  • @barkingbunny2928
    @barkingbunny2928 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I L♡♡♡♡VED this! 😻😻😻😻

  • @mr.g4024
    @mr.g4024 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This story has me howling!!!! "Weiners sheriff. He kept turning the page.'" fuckin hilarious

  • @TheToonpimp
    @TheToonpimp Před 3 měsíci +1

    We need so many more stories with these two characters, they're great, wonderful story.

  • @froggergoat
    @froggergoat Před 3 měsíci +5

    Nice

  • @monstersaint
    @monstersaint Před měsícem +1

    What a pleasant surprise!

  • @manda-panda84
    @manda-panda84 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That was a great story & also different from our usual turn of the mill scary stories we usually get. I liked it though. A little change up every now & again is good.😊😊

  • @picklehaus864
    @picklehaus864 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I think this was great entertainment, thanks to all involved. Please dont change because of sensitive ears who listen to the whole episode then complain lol

  • @geoffsturtevant6023
    @geoffsturtevant6023 Před 3 měsíci +39

    Hey everyone! Hope you all enjoy ❤

  • @themutualfriend5286
    @themutualfriend5286 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I'm sooo glad another installment of this story has been uploaded 😁 and what makes it better weve got good Paul J McSorely with us, what a treat.
    Good lord when dingle recognised Tyrone and his weiner it had me wheezing 😂 didn't gek that im in the middle of a crowded supermarket.

  • @CharlieJones-bc3gd
    @CharlieJones-bc3gd Před 3 měsíci +2

    You should do more stories like this one and some with Craig. These are funny

  • @onitaradu2535
    @onitaradu2535 Před 3 měsíci +1

    this made my day

  • @ferretwithagun9886
    @ferretwithagun9886 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That was way overdue. Thanks a lot.

  • @trudi-annburnside1223
    @trudi-annburnside1223 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Brilliant 😄

  • @kealunleday3948
    @kealunleday3948 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I lost all my faculties after he reached over and started turning the pages to BLACK INCHES 😂😂😂😂 5 years ago😂😂😂

  • @razorface8145
    @razorface8145 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Dang it almost got it

  • @kimdolph4833
    @kimdolph4833 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Wally sounds like an older beavis 🤣

  • @risingson7773
    @risingson7773 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Summer's voice, lol 😆

  • @helenwoods1467
    @helenwoods1467 Před 16 dny +1

    He knocked on the door: I shat my pants 💩😯

  • @aaroncorley4704
    @aaroncorley4704 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Sweet

  • @lilldemen
    @lilldemen Před 3 měsíci +2

    Born and raised in La Crosse ✌️ I f"cking loved this
    Pop a gummy , press play, and pee yourself laughing

  • @teresakirkland995
    @teresakirkland995 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Oh goodness poor Dingle

  • @justomatic44
    @justomatic44 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Freaking hilarious tears in my eyes it so funny

  • @mikehoke1028
    @mikehoke1028 Před měsícem +1

    All the real DB fans stand up

  • @peal1179
    @peal1179 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Long live Ball and Dingle!!!

  • @colea2969
    @colea2969 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I ❤ the splittail files

  • @Pappy214
    @Pappy214 Před 3 měsíci +1

    How about some more Shorty Small adventures? 😁

  • @tnjrcfl1
    @tnjrcfl1 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Fukn perfect..

  • @kealunleday3948
    @kealunleday3948 Před 3 měsíci +1

    A pause…a rather long one😂😂😂

  • @allanm3797
    @allanm3797 Před 3 měsíci +2

    😂😂😂😂 weiners sheriff, weiners after weiners 😂😂

  • @rebeccamorton3265
    @rebeccamorton3265 Před 3 měsíci +1

    ❤I love-love-love you guys, sleep with ya every night ❤

  • @leonkennedy7638
    @leonkennedy7638 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Dragon Ball! God help us! 😂 Seems like the writer is a fan, at least I hope so.

  • @ceewood3358
    @ceewood3358 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Poor, Poor Moose......!!

  • @AG-en5y
    @AG-en5y Před 3 měsíci +2

    Paul ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @suzyq-ll3sw
    @suzyq-ll3sw Před 3 měsíci

    This guy sounds like he’s a hipster from California mixed with a Canadian and moved to Wisconsin and then move somewhere else. I guess they have those people Wisconsin but I’ve never really met them and I’m from Iowa.

  • @RaineCarosin
    @RaineCarosin Před 3 měsíci

    i came ... i can ... i cool down ... i'll sleep well later ... thanks Yous All xxx

    • @RaineCarosin
      @RaineCarosin Před 3 měsíci +1

      KNOCKED THE SLEEPY HEAD OFF MY SHOULDERS, SO GETTING ANOTHER BITE OF SOME DELISH XXX THANKS XXX

  • @23ADJ93
    @23ADJ93 Před 3 měsíci

    If the Canadian accent was authentic it would be less awesome

  • @michaelpaliden6660
    @michaelpaliden6660 Před 3 měsíci

    This comment say nothing

  • @a-auslim-girl-from-yemen.
    @a-auslim-girl-from-yemen. Před 3 měsíci +1

    مبارك عليكم رمضان😢😢😢😢انا اختكم من اليمن والله ماتكلمت الا من جوع ومن ضيق الحال انا وامي واخوتي نستقبل رمضان بالعبرٱت والدموع نحن في حاله لايعلم بها الا الله حسبنا الله ونعم الوكيل في من اوصلنا الى هاذا الحال 💔💔وًّالَلَهَ الَعَظَيَمَ مَا كتَبَتَ هَذا الَمَنَاشَدَهَ غَيَرَ مَنَ الَضَيَقَ وّالَفَقَر يَاعَالَمَ حَسَوّا فَيَنَا ارَجَوّكمَ وّالَلَهَ الَعَظَيَمَ رَبَ الَعَرَشَ الَعَظَيَمَ انَه الَاكلَ مَا فَيَ عَنَدَيَ بَالَبَيَتَ وًّالَلَهَ يَا اخَوّانَيَ انَهَ اخَوًّنَيَ بَقَعَدَوًّ بَالَيَوًّمَيَنَ مَافَى اكلَ وًّالَلَهَ وًّضَعَنَا كثَيَرَ صَعَبَ نَحَنَ 4 نَفَرَ دَاخَلَ الَبَيَتَ وًّابَيَ مَتَوًّفَيَ وًّلَا يَوًّجَدَ مَنَ يَعَوًّلَ عَلَيَنَا وًّسَاكنَيَنَ فَيَ بَيَتَ اجَارَ لَانَسَتَطَيَعَ دَفَعَ الَاجَارَ الَلَيَ بَاقَيَ عَلَيَنَا ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' اخي اول كلامي انا اقسم بالله على كتاب الله اني لااكذب عليك ولا انصب ولا احتال اني بنت يمنيه نازحين انا واسرتي بيننا ایجار الشهربـ20 الف يمني والان علينا 60 الف حق 3 شهور وصاحب البيت من الناس الي ماترحم والله يا اخي انه يجي كل يوم يبهدلنا ويتكلم علينا ويريد من البيت للشارع لانناماقدرنا ندفعله الأجار شافونا الجيران نبكي ورجعو تكلمو الجيران ومهلنالاخره الأسبوع معادفعنا له حلف يمين بالله هذا بيخرجنا إلى الشارع رحمه واحنا. بلادنا بسبب هذا الحرب ولانجد قوت يومنا وعايشين اناوامي واخوتي سفار والدنا متوفي الله يرحمه ومامعنا أحد في هذا الدنيا جاانبنا في هذه الظروف القاسيه اخوتي الصغار خرجو للشارع وشافو الجيران ياكلو واوقفو عند بابهم لجل يعطوهم ولو كسره خبز والله الذي له ملك السموات والارض انهم غلفو الباب وطردوهم ورجعو یبکو ایموتو من الجوع ما احد رحمهم وعطلة ردها لقمت عیش والان لوما احدنا ساعدنا في إيكيلو دقيق اقسم بالله انموت من الجوع فيا اخي انا دخيله على الله ثم عليك واريد منك المساعده لوجه الله انشدك بالله تحب الخير واتساعدني ولو ب ||| ماتستطيع مع تراسلي واتساب على هذا الرقم {{{{{{{{ 00967716649494 }}}}}}}}}} وتطلب اسم بطاقتي وترسلي ولاتتاخر وايعوضك الله بكل خير اخواني سغار شوف كيف حالتهم وساعدنا وأنقذنا قبل أن يطردونا في الشارع تتبهدل أو نموت من الجوع وانا واسرتي نسالك بالله لولك مقدره على مساعد لاتتاخر علينا وجزاك الله خير يارب العالمين ا`π~«~~π~π~~•~•~π~π~π~~~؛💔💔💔π•π•π•π•).).).).).).)..).).).).).).)💔.).).).).)🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲|--,,--,,--,,--,,--,,--,,--,,--,,--,,--,,--

  • @talorunningwolf9709
    @talorunningwolf9709 Před 3 měsíci

    I usually enjoy Chilling tales for Dark Nights. However, I was just listening to Drew Bloods Dark Tales and I have found several words he says as highly offensive, especially seeing as children who access CZcams could also access his videos! I do not believe that using profanity especially using the Lord's name in vain among several other words of profanity is appropriate to be used on any video. I mean honestly, unless a person has a limited vocabulary which would actually limit a person from being able to select enough words for a story to be kid friendly. However I am quite sure the reader of these particular stories has a vast vocabulary in which none offensive words in which the majority of parents do not want their children to hear, are available for the reader to utilize. That is unless the reader and or the producer of these videos would instead prefer to place notifications warnings on their videos which notify listeners that adult content which includes profanity and any other content which requires warnings placed before listeners begin hearing a single word of the video would be appropriate.

  • @MellonieHooker
    @MellonieHooker Před 3 měsíci +2

    I typically enjoy your readings, but this one really entertained me. I loved the Deputy's story, I couldn't help but laugh like hell about that! Great story! 😂❤️

  • @kimberlyfecko1935
    @kimberlyfecko1935 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Mr. Sturdivant, it is a very rare occasion indeed that I'm struck with a much needed belly laugh. You, Sir, provide me with one quite frequently. I thank you. Also, I'm compelled to mention that I enjoy your ability to pen stories of a much darker genre such as Odd One Out. I ate that one up like my favorite cheese which happens to be a pungent Roquefort. I do love my Roquefort! Your talents are appreciated and savored here.
    Kimberly Fecko