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[@ebglua6804]

“Honestly the imperial system is superior”
95% of the world: imma end this man’s whole career

[@MythicNinja]

😂👍

[@sambasedsamurai9338]

Right? I'm pretty sure he was sarcastic, just as with the Date format.

[@edb36mar]

@@sambasedsamurai9338 no no the date format we are absolutely serious on that is the only correct way

[@Mhe6606]

@@edb36mar that doesn't make sense date should go first

[@siddhesh6942]

@@sambasedsamurai9338 not sarcastic , he was defending his country's system which is worse than the systems used by rest of the world.

[@user-ju8fh5qd2o]

"Are you American"
Me an Asian kid: let's find out.

[@Aden068]

Same I’m British

[@TheMinman808]

Yeah I’m Australian
Edit: How the hell did I managed to get 100 likes just by commenting my nationality LOL

[@pxpsiperson]

me british

[@Luckyarv]

Same south asian

[@mochi-pop]

Same I'm Japanese

[@l30362]

The most American part is him saying everything is superior💀

[@ItachiUchiha-bj1xr]

The irony 😂

[@artsy_ella8]

ong 😂

[@anthonyjohnson4642]

He didnt though the tax one he said he hated and the last he said the other countries were

[@JmKrokY]

Yes

[@Doragonfurutsu]

Yeah

[@Chessclears]

"It's one of the greatest delicacys we have to offer." 💀

[@Powerpuffgirlysxx]

💀

[@thebmeister7]

To be fair, as an American, it’s like the only thing I agreed with him on. It’s just quick 😂

[@ant14amazin]

As an American, he’s right though.

[@misstoefosho]

I mean honestly, what DO we have to offer 💀💀

[@CultReaperGaming]

It’s true

[@Furukan455]

"months, days, years"
Me: *I've heard enough.*

[@collincaperton6718]

Thats the way we say it so thats the way we spell it. For example we say June 5th so we write 6/5 it makes sense this way

[@h1_alfie]

Nah I'm fine with Month/Day/Year (I use it myself)
But claiming that it's superior with full confidence is just.. no.

[@collincaperton6718]

@@sunsetsafari179 because June 6(th) is easier to day than the sixth of June

[@jebwatersheep3458]

@@collincaperton6718 I always say 6th of June. Plus, which makes more sense, having the smallest to the biggest (day-year) or randomly putting the day in the middle?

[@collincaperton6718]

@@jebwatersheep3458 the one that requires the least ammount of words is the one that makes most sense to me not everything has to be super logical or have a perfect reason just plain and simple June 6th is easier to day than 6th of June that's all the reasoning I need to say it that way

[@BarakatObama]

"It is pretty superior."
Congratulations, your opinion is no longer valid.

[@saltyfish7626]

yes

[@RemixOCE]

Yup gotta love that

[@MoNehNeh17]

YEAHHH im american and grew up with the imperial system but as i diversified into different cultures and leanred the metric…. the metric is WAAAAAAAY better in every way , but simply by being EVEN.

[@jan-erikkarner3999]

@@destroyerz123 huh you use km/h and not glazed donuts per bald eagle?

[@cameronspencer9619]

@@jan-erikkarner3999 Maybe our national bird should have been a turkey after all 😝

[@willywonker.1]

bro fr called a PBJ a delicacy

[@boblipsmacker]

tf is it then

[@misstoefosho]

it is

[@vykintasrakutis2503]

pbj sounds fuckin disgusting

[@man_noplan]

ikr right.. it is far superior than any other food and shouldent get just the title "delicacy"

[@realAndresilver]

It is tho

[@jaehaerys9194]

Sam, the only person that can offend 95% of the entire world in the first 5 seconds

[@ItzPaydayFellas]

"The imperial system is superior"
The imperal system: there was a pothole on a road the size of 4 washing machines

[@daprotato]

Easier to imagine

[@The3LetterAgency]

It's descriptive though so anyone can understand the size of the pothole.

[@GuapoStinky]

I say we just use one system cause we wouldn't have burned up a 125 million dollar mars orbiter if we did

[@helio3928]

damn dude, that's shorter than a football field

[@GoogasSpaghetti]

Jorge washingmachine

[@BatuhanDere]

"the only way to write dates"
You have 30 seconds to live

[@MeAmSmart]

yeah because the day, june 26 should be written as 26/6 because that’s way more logical

[@luritdurit]

Duolingo but its dates

[@maxeon0937]

@@MeAmSmart 26th of june

[@Starch1vee]

Fr

[@RC-ns6eh]

@@maxeon0937 why be complex about it?
"26th of June"
"June 26th"

[@AAFBNC]

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!”
*gunshots* *eagle soars overhead*

[@__.-.-]

1000 metres

[@AAFBNC]

@@__.-.- yes

[@duckus17]

America: Free refills is a good idea
Also America: OBESITY

[@stormflavored8829]

"the imperial system is superior"
The entire rest of the world: are you sure about that?

[@airmin8517]

Exactly

[@tiddlycrib3720]

It horrible

[@arnab_ffs]

me who didn't even know it was called the imperial system till now

[@trollface774]

I'm American and I hate it.

[@jaquillahillahfoodstamps]

The US isn’t the only country that uses the imperial system btw. Also England uses it for length such as miles and inches etc

[@fmt55]

“Month-Day-Year” 💀💀💀

[@alceon1]

Millitary be like: Year-month-day

[@symplytraac6888]

@@alceon1 still better than month-day-year

[@Tristan1886]

You know what personally I think that it's like this.
For example I will say June 17th 2022 but when it's just the numbers I will put day month and then year like 17/06/2022. I feel like in writing month day and then year works and when it's just the numbers it's day month and then year.
That's personally the way I like it.

[@Gappys6thTesticle]

I think thats the worst way to show a date

[@otapic]

@@alceon1 still makes more sense since it's descending from year to day, like how the rest of the world has it ascending from day to year

[@stardust1781]

I went from "wow free refils would be amazing" to "WTF"

[@lisarinnaasanmm7503]

It’s hard to lose respect that you never had but you just did this in this video my friend.

[@JmKrokY]

True

[@EventuallyTM]

European moment

[@boblipsmacker]

because he prefers the shit he grew up with? i swear bruh yall only use this logic on americans lol

[@saraad839]

Okay you’re being too dramatic and I’m not even American!

[@fredrikhogkvist8093]

"It should always be m/d/y"
Tell that to the 4th of july

[@TheofficialRMX]

hahahahaha

[@LuemD_YT]

That’s because it’s a holiday ?

[@ghostly6175]

When writing in m/d/y it makes more sense because you are going from the smallest possible numbers to largest, ex. 12/31/9999 but when spelled out it's interchangeable, 4th of July, July the 4th

[@llamadrama1090]

@@ghostly6175 a day

[@alextait8255]

because thats a holiday and just saying “july 4” just means the day???

[@nothinghere7694]

It’s Day/Month/Year for me, it just feels and looks right.

[@Mrbinchicken]

Same for me it’s day/month/year

[@fluffy_]

Same I will stand by it forever it just makes sense

[@niallfinan]

@@Mrbinchicken it is the true way to do it

[@physicslover4951]

Yea, today is 18/6/22 NOT 6/18/22
That looks so weird~

[@findot7777]

@@physicslover4951 But like day/month/year is in order from lowest to highest with your way its almost impossible to tell months from days unless you remember the order *sigh "Americans these days".

[@yok3rsp8]

Was in an Amsterdam AIRPORT Restroom and that shit was a whole room with ambience.

[@KaIIenie]

"Are you American?"
me from Kenya: "alr bet"

[@chugunniy_povelitel]

Him: "thats the right way of writing dates"
Literally any other country: "bro what"

[@bluefox1262]

America is just dumb no cap.

[@arijitpaul2808]

Typical American

[@snowyfoxyz1449]

Bruh, its so confusing. It must be illegal.

[@toaster6805]

Y/M/D makes more sense
(Some countries use this)
I too prefer D/M/Y

[@snowyfoxyz1449]

@@toaster6805 or D/M/Y

[@jonahmays]

“I’m not here to argue..”
-*him two seconds later*
“tHe ImPeriAl sYstEm iS suPerIoR”

[@komalkuku]

Xd

[@diamondfinder8933]

That's the joke

[@EGGfounder]

He's technically not arguing just stating his opinion

[@Lil_Gwimbly]

It realy isn't

[@pplord3170]

Damn bro, it's almost what he said wasn't being serious 😕

[@lolooo8509]

Sam's the guy that secretly likes Milk before cereal and pineapple on pizza

[@ethansepton549]

he's a DEMON?!?!!

[@sgtrogers]

"How to offend 90% of the world in 60 seconds or less "

[@u1rtc7t5f64t157856v8]

"Imperial system is pretty superior"
"I hate all tax"
"It should always be month, day, year"
My brain hurts.

[@zibuh6229]

Day/month/year
It only makes sense

[@samyukthasrikanth4214]

Increasing order sounds so much more logical. Day/Month/Year is the way to go

[@notsopopulargameshere696]

Thats how we do it in Canada. We use both Imperial and metric systems.

[@vunjin.]

@@zibuh6229
Ikr

[@noah0d]

thankyou bro

[@vwpalmer3548]

It’s so weird making direct eye contact when your vulnerable and exposed 💀

[@helloandgoodbye7286]

vulnerable*

[@xklotsj]

@@helloandgoodbye7286 did anybody ask?

[@mathieu2611]

@@xklotsj leave the kid alone, I asked.

[@Sam-dn4kv]

@@xklotsj Did*

[@xklotsj]

@@mathieu2611 Sorry dude, I just don’t like when people go up to random people who made a simple spelling mistake and are just like “yOu sPelT iT wRonG”

[@sophiebrown2821]

Today I was using the restroom and I looked thro the crack and my friend CLEARLY saw me in the mirror and said “Oh, hi Sophie” I’m dead

[@ceooflonelinessinc.267]

Do girls go toilet?

[@samirodinalijr.5391]

Me knowing that I'm Filipino:hmm let's see if I'm from US.

[@vulpy4442]

"imperial sistem is superior"
The whole comments section:

[@N00N01]

*either scientificly proving its ease of use or simplicity, or the other thing happening simply hellfire"

[@OrangeMelon419]

It Makes no Sense, at all.
Why TD you Write year, day Month or whatever crazy Order 🤣
Day - Month - year
Is the only way to say or Write or whatever.
And omg the weather is Even worse, why start at -276 or whatever But then you Order something you don’t say -275 if you wanna have 1 of something they also Go 1 of something. And why they have a Feet fetish?
TF is wrong with Americans.
Im not sure But does somebody Else uses this System at all? All People i know Even From other Countrys on Discord or whatever use the normal System and Not the random feet fetish System

[@SadiqXFifa]

America uses it cuz it's the easiest and America probably has the dumbest citizens in the world

[@captainnoobhd143]

Inferior

[@Dustiercobra204]

The rest of the world:

[@finny01]

"This is the only correct way to write dates"
....
*unsubscribes*

[@Isaac_Clarke]

I was honestly about to

[@Bunny.81]

I subbed to unsub

[@Isaac_Clarke]

@@grawpyyxd exactly!

[@Isaac_Clarke]

@@Bunny.81 fair

[@bomba76]

Fun fact: only the USA uses that way of writing dates

[@rainbowsuplex6057]

Here in Sweden we do day/month/year because it not only makes more sense, but because it's how we say it. In Swedish we wouldn't say July 23rd for example, we'd say "Den 23e Juli", or "The 23rd of July". We also say stuff like "Den 7e i 4e", or "The 7th of the 4th", meaning the 7th day of April, the 4th month.

[@jmrs_]

Here in the UK, we both write and say it as dd/mm/yyyy.

[@boblipsmacker]

how tf does it “make more sense”? the one that makes more sense is the one you grew up with.

[@rainbowsuplex6057]

@@boblipsmacker Cause you write and say it in ascending order of how long they are. Days are the shortest, then months, then years. It only makes more sense to have them in a near little algorithm.

[@Bosiff]

I bet the original intention of bathroom stalls having cracks in it is so you can see if the person in there is doing anything suspicious in there and to call the authorities if they are. Do not take my word for this, this is just a guess.

[@grygoriiovsianikov6671]

“This is the only way you should write dates”
Aight ima head out

[@peterrj1973]

Yeah its so stupid, clearly inferior and worse

[@ppphhhoooeee]

Same

[@binhalthier5151]

I mean
Isn't in more logical to write the
Day then the month then the year?
?????

[@dr.pepper3658]

@@binhalthier5151 no because less people say the 7th of June they say June 7th so that’s how you should write it

[@binhalthier5151]

@@dr.pepper3658 r U American???
Jk
If U mean
But one CZcams post does Not change the mind of thousands of Europeans who do it otherwise

[@bigmonkey4333]

"That's the only correct way to write dates"
Literally every other country ever🤔

[@greenstreemgg5167]

I’m from Czech and the dates we write day month year XD

[@isleeponcounter9770]

its either dd/mm/yyyy or yyyy/mm/dd everything else just doesnt make sense

[@gdog7391]

Small, medium, large. Makes no sense to have month first

[@dmitriydrozdov1035]

@@isleeponcounter9770 I prefer year, month, day for sorting purposes

[@isleeponcounter9770]

@@dmitriydrozdov1035 yeah, same

[@TuckerMolon]

“Let’s see if you’re American”
Me (a Mexican kid): let’s find out

[@cheese239]

Canadian me:
“Yes.”

[@zedowskyy9290]

"It should always be month, day, year"
Yea? You also count time by minutes, seconds, hours?

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

You counting time by seconds, friend?!?

[@liv2656]

Ahahah

[@anotherfacelessname9270]

It's from lowest number to highest. Yeah, it won't be like that for the first 12 days of every month, but it makes up for it. It makes as much sense as the other, people just like the other way cuz they're more used to it

[@JJsNotHomeMan]

Do you say "The Fifth of June, 2022" no you say June 5th

[@abomination2872]

@@JJsNotHomeMan how do you know I don't?

[@happydogger5009]

"The imperial system is superior"
"yeah, no" ~rest of the world

[@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin]

I’d still rather use the imperial system

[@PowGak]

@@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin cuz you're the minority

[@sham91325]

@@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin that’s because all you know is the imperial system

[@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin]

@@sham91325 just like all you know is the metric system

[@ElonMuskTheFueler]

@@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin that’s cause no one wants to use alligators as a measurement

[@Manderijn09]

Day/month/year is the best way to write date, not only because it's from small to big, but in most of the languages in Europe they say the dates as date/month/year (7 javier 2022) insted of month/date/year. So in languages it makes a lot of sence.

[@yanqiyan4801]

me: no
sister: yes

[@crafteryoutube1472]

“This is the only actual Way to write dates”
Theis national date: 4th of July

[@shnuckero]

No. No- NOOOOO

[@Ralpothegreat]

Exactly

[@Ralpothegreat]

If it’s the British way, it’s the right way

[@mayse15]

@@Ralpothegreat no

[@SomeGoose_]

@@mayse15 shut up

[@walkelftexasranger]

"It's pretty superior"
Yeah...superior in being shit.

[@sharkblaster0926]

Ne

[@WaCzup]

😂😂 it's even funnier when you know that inches are defined by meters and pounds by kilos 😂

[@kapteinzilla]

I agrie it is shit

[@beetlejuicefan3753]

@@WaCzup im from the US and ik pounds and all that are based on the metric system, but idk why people hate on it sometimes. its just like a different language kinda like how different languages derived from latin and all that, it doesnt mean the languages are worse, theyre just different

[@Mr_noname44]

@beetlejuicefan No, in metric to convert into the next bigger unit just 10 of current unit

[@Gigahalo]

USA: Month, day, year!
Rest of the world: opposite

[@bismayparida2115]

Are you American?
- Nah I'm good at geography....

[@aruuuuun]

“Oh yeah the imperial system is superior because it’s less confusing”
The metric system where everything is in even: >:O
EDIT: This was just a joke I didn’t expect to start a whole war over measurement systems

[@edawris]

Okay, but in the imperial system you can measure how many ice-creams you eat per mile.

[@-Ca1y3b_Iz_Ind3ciziv3-]

@@edawris 💀

[@edawris]

@@-Ca1y3b_Iz_Ind3ciziv3- ☠️

[@arshaanalamkhan]

@@edawris 🤣🤣💀💀

[@puekjh]

@@edawris you can do that in metric too

[@theastonvillaseal585]

“It is pretty superior” two school buses per square McDonalds.

[@esage1]

McDonald’s*

[@Vofr]

😂😂😂😂💀

[@cauasantos6594]

xD

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

@Op-gogo Respecteable pfp

[@arshaanalamkhan]

@Op-gogo yeah, a really good pfp.

[@heroslex]

Americans how wrong do you want to be?
Americans:"YES"

[@boblipsmacker]

wrong to who? yall act like different countries dont do things differently.

[@ItzDanyaal21]

‘This is the only correct way to write the date’
My Englishman brain cells: Do you want a slap?

[@void-1691]

"The imperial system is superior"
It caused a $150 million satellite to smash into the surface of mars.

[@alvaroluffybr]

@CrazyCavalier hell no

[@coutinihoho7927]

@CrazyCavalier metric is better in every way possible, unless imperial is what you grew up with you should always consider learning metric first

[@Mopsspoof]

For me I use both. I use metric for everything, and then inches / feet for estimating heights or lengths, but that’s it.

[@adonisparts1343]

Let me remind you that it was an American satellite, so the blame is on metric

[@Raidon484]

@CrazyCavalier Answer me this, what is so hard to understand about a 1 with a certain number of 0's?
A mile is, if I'm correct, 5280 feet. A kilometer is 1000 meters. Which one is easier?

[@bonkomcbonkinos5470]

"Honestly its pretty superior"
Haha, good one

[@Ala_tus]

ikr such a funny joke

[@bonkomcbonkinos5470]

@@Ala_tus genuinely the funniest thing ive heard the last week, guy should be a comedian

[@MashburyGames]

Easily the funniest thing I've seen this guy say

[@yk68]

?

[@thereza3]

@@MashburyGames frr

[@Nelikin]

He's so American it hurts

[@ThatBaddie8261]

The cracks in the bathrooms are one of my biggest fears as a student 🤣

[@petesahad3028]

"It is pretty surperior"
Compared to nothing, i guess.

[@thesupergreenjudy]

I am in the UK (grew up in Germany) where two generations use different measurements. It was imperial for a lot of middle aged people until the UK switched to metric. I have lived here for 15 years and still can't get my head around oz, fahrenheit, etc

[@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin]

It’s easier to remember easier to use

[@petesahad3028]

@@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin
Than what? A system built on steps of ten??

[@McNastehP]

Whose flag is on the moon? oh yeah
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

[@venomousmarine]

Compared*

[@papakaparabot4609]

"Are you American?"
Me: No, I passed my geography test

[@draco4039]

Bahahahha🤣🤣

[@dewangagarwal3051]

lmaoooo n1

[@goatcar4599]

name the ffew US states that start with K

[@papakaparabot4609]

@@goatcar4599 Kentucky?

[@goatcar4599]

@@papakaparabot4609 shit man I thought you would say the other one and I can do the funny haha

[@eathanm9957]

"Are you american"
Me as canadian: 👁 👄👁

[@smidsmithy]

No one gonna talk about how the receipt says raw sugars

[@lolcode9443]

"imperial is superior"
"The only way to write dates"
You get reported for false information

[@r4ven_nevermore91]

True

[@theguywhoasks]

lol

[@MrDoge-vm7ug]

The Americans are weird man. No offence if you're American

[@hat5564]

Yeah, out of 195 UN recognized countries only 3-4 use imperial
United States of America
Liberia
Myanmar (Burma)
And sometimes Canada mostly cause of the US

[@sporrell9208]

@@hat5564 what about the 196th UN recognised country?

[@francy8940]

"Honestly the imperial system is superior"
Science: I'ma ruin this bitc

[@oscartheamazing6745]

Science only uses it because it's more widely used.

[@francy8940]

@@oscartheamazing6745 and because, you know, having a system which uses prefixes instead of body parts to indicate different units of the same measure is kinda useful

[@oscartheamazing6745]

@@francy8940 The prefixes used in the Imperial system make sense, they all stem from historical roots and ideas. You just don't understand them. They make just as much sense as Kilo.

[@francy8940]

@@oscartheamazing6745 That can be true, but the prefixez in the metryc system have a thing they're equal for everything. 1 meter becomes 1 kilometer exactly how 1 gram becomes 1 kilogram. And that's what makes them easier to use and to learn

[@simty7516]

@@oscartheamazing6745 what are the prefixes used in imperial system ?

[@kaunghlyan6726]

"Are you American?"
"No."
**Keeps Scrolling**

[@elijahmoy6251]

For real I’ll be mixing my business using the bathroom and somebody looks through the crack

[@candle3585]

"Honestly it is pretty superior"
The rest of the world: Yeah sure bruv

[@roteberg1]

Yeah, like it's so superior to have 12 inches in a foot and 5280 feet in a mile and 3 feet in a yard. Instead of 10cm is 1dm and 10dm is 1m and 1000m is 1km and 10km is a metric mile.
We normal people use the same unit of measurement, except we just add a prefix depending on if it is a part or if it is larger than the unit. Eg. 1 kilometer, kilo means thousand, or 1 centimeter, centi means hundredth. It's so much simpler. The US makes it even more confusing by mixing in metric measurements in certain areas, such as medicin/drugs use grams or milligrammes, or with their damned weapons they use millimetres for the caliber, like a 9mm pistol uses 9mm ammo. Yet they still don't know what the hell those measurements actually mean.

[@tatertotboi]

@@roteberg1 br*tish moment

[@roteberg1]

@@tatertotboi I'm not British though.

[@Cheesy.Weezy.6053]

@@roteberg1 r/woosh

[@tatertotboi]

@@roteberg1 r/woooosh

[@noahlee0]

"Are you American?"
Me a fully Australian: "golly darn gosh i wonder"

[@michaeljfferson]

lol

[@ILoveDrummingAndYourMom]

good day mate

[@Jo.Dixon013]

It makes so much more sense to write day month year right!!!!!!

[@ooolalaaa4360]

g’day mate, these ruddy Americans been’ thinkin they’re so superior. Just cuz ur a banger country don’t mean ur the only one ya sickos.

[@Samurai-Chicken]

Same every thing felt Rong

[@rstrangedits]

I'm about to have a full on world debate about the date one.

[@juancabardo21]

Me, a Filipino: watches a video on if i am American
CZcams algorithm: *he’ll watch anything*

[@GoofyGoober6694]

"It's superior"
I guess Sam doesn't know how to multiply by ten

[@cantinadudes]

Yeah or how months are structured

[@projectstart5522]

@@cantinadudes "June 16th" is easier than saying "The 16th of June", we don't live in the middle ages anymore.

[@projectstart5522]

What? Superior doesn't translate to simpler. The Imperial System is superior, yes. But it for sure isn't simpler. It is accuracy that makes it superior. Rounding up to 90% is simpler than saying 88.902341%, but it isn't as accurate.

[@Titanus2057]

@@projectstart5522 how is it superior when 98% of the countries in the world use the metric system?

[@sbeve5359]

@@projectstart5522 You're trying to say that Imperial can get more accurate than Metric.
I think you should realise that the smallest measurements in Metric can get down to smaller than a grain of sand, and Imperial's one smallest unit is about the size of a third of the average index finger, so I don't see how that can get more accurate than metric.

[@itzwizory9556]

Sam, you're making it REAL difficult not to commit crimes right now.

[@SamD.Coffey]

This is the funniest thing I've read in my life, and it should be day, month, year. Metric is better except for miles, and free refills sound fattening :)

[@ADMICKEY]

​@@SamD.Coffey mph sounds better than kph to

[@itzwizory9556]

@@ADMICKEY let's rename kilometers to miles then, they will have both, the measurement and the name better than the others

[@cooperdesrocher6046]

@@SamD.Coffey month day year is cooler, metric system is weird, and you ain't gunna get fat from a refill on a drink bruj

[@luke8404]

@@SamD.Coffey cry

[@AlexBamZ]

Me being Australian and still watching 💀

[@talmankk564]

crack in bathroom stalls is literally every public bathroom

[@justwhytho_omg]

"Month/day/year is the only correct way of writing it."
Day/month/year going in ascending order :

[@Miipmiip]

Yeah exactly like why make it confusing

[@ElectroByte1]

Day/Month/Year makes more sense but Month/Day/Year also works because we mostly say (month) (day), (year), for example, we would usually say February 11, 2017

[@ambystomamexicanum4146]

@@ElectroByte1 In other languages it's not always grammatically correct to say it month/day/year order.

[@mikulramesh7006]

Even in letters we use 11th February 2022 not the month first
(For English classes)

[@sourfar]

@@ElectroByte1 yah we wouldnt say "the 11th of February, 2017"

[@anakomaru]

"Are you American?"
"I hate taxes, so yes"

[@christingle2004]

Hates taxes but loves the benefits of taxes.

[@themovingstation2973]

@@christingle2004 haha

[@badasspenguin8072]

@@christingle2004 So American

[@loginyoass3771]

If you pay taxes in Italy they consider you a fool. Mafia ❤

[@JimmyNeutron1029]

I thought you said Texas at first 🤣

[@blackbirdsax4041]

In my opinion, the metric system and imperial system are good for different things because they were designed for different things.
The imperial system was designed with humans in mind, hence we they use measurements like "feet" because that's a human/animal attribute but it doesn't scale well to larger things as it often has weird bases (like having 12 inches in a foot)
The metric system was built more around measuring objects and large distances, which is why it has a more uniform/standard way of measuring things (e.g 100cm = 1m) which is why it's good for science calculations but doesn't work well with human measurements most of the time, as the scale seems to get more relative the bigger the number.
For example, 160cm and 180cm sound pretty similar, but that's the different between being 5'3 and 5'9.
Both have their own use cases in my opinion

[@ryanowens8531]

"it should always be day month year"💀

[@XLYRX-qd9wt]

Imagine thinking month day year makes sense

[@lynx8681]

It Makes Sense BITCH!

[@MojiEmoji]

Imagine

[@MojiEmoji]

Lmao so quickly

[@bradydechant8281]

How does it not? For example, when you say the date verbally, does it not make more sense to say june 17th 2022 over the 17th of June 2022? Same applies to writing it out, 6/17/22 makes more sense than 17/6/22

[@MojiEmoji]

Wasnt even finished watching the video

[@Bee.4.Real_]

"This is the only way to write dates"
*When your not running,I'm getting closer*

[@Luna_shadow]

I know right you always put lowest first

[@mmmmeiiiii]

day, month, year. That’s how it’s meant to be imo the smallest time span to biggest time span lmao

[@OboOboGaming2024]

@@mmmmeiiiii like how today is 20/6/2022 not 6/20/22

[@Luna_shadow]

@@mmmmeiiiii yes

[@dhans9662]

"grrr a country is different 😡😡😡"

[@drakepiccone3051]

I'm not American, I'm MURICAN

[@ruhulamin5113]

"This is actually the only correct way to write dates"
99.9% of the world: so you have chosen DEATH

[@ForgetItClower]

"the only correct way to write a date, it should be month day year" this is honestly the most American thing I have ever heard

[@outdoorscholar6016]

Meanwhile China (and maybe other East Asian countries) have it as year, month, day

[@darthgonk4398]

@@outdoorscholar6016 I accept yy/mm/dd because at least it has a logical order, from largest to smallest. But mm/dd/yy is just weird

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

@@darthgonk4398 it’s just dd/mm/yyyy in reverse so it’s basically the same thing

[@Imnotmoe]

@@darthgonk4398 today is June 23rd 2022 6/23/22 we just write it as we say it

[@thebathtubgamer5201]

@@Imnotmoe no it's the 23rd day of June in 2022

[@arsembaka6971]

"Imperial system is superior"
Said no one ever

[@chacharah2280]

I think he said it

[@arsembaka6971]

@@chacharah2280 r/woosh💀💀

[@theobserver5372]

Imperial system is superior
There now someone said it

[@arsembaka6971]

@@theobserver5372 and who tf asked

[@theobserver5372]

@@arsembaka6971 I found who asked
m.czcams.com/video/eBGIQ7ZuuiU/video.html

[@supesonictuna7541]

"I hate all tax"
Most American thing to say

[@GreatGraniteState]

Me who lives in the one state with no sales tax:

[@andrew-o8w]

"Hey, I'm a lesbian"
"I thought you were American"

[@user-ju8fh5qd2o]

Haha I remember that meme

[@PatrickMapper]

Classic vine I respect you

[@muisnotforyou1]

Well maybe you're from lesbos

[@AnekoGT]

💀

[@andrew-o8w]

@@PatrickMapper "I see you are a man of culture"

[@stay2209]

him: “it should always be month, day, year”
me: “so should it be 2,1,3??”

[@cooberz]

bro, that's what I always say 💀 like you don't count 2, 1, 3 so why do they put month, day, year

[@Abeahdieheoidjdhksowwjjw]

@@cooberz I think it’s month, day, year because you write the day as the month, day, and the year. Like today is June 22, 2022.

[@Hanna........]

@@Abeahdieheoidjdhksowwjjw 22th of june , 2022

[@acidiccow.63]

@@Abeahdieheoidjdhksowwjjw it's not exactly uncommon to say it's the 22nd of June 2022

[@0w3nn]

@@acidiccow.63 ew who says that that's only during professional situations
people say the month and the day like June 22 and not the year so it only makes sense to write the date as month day year

[@ricebubble9055]

The metric system is a lot more easy to use/ convert compared to the imperial system

[@yourlocalepicipadkid4599]

I’m from Australia and except having different units of measurement this all seems pretty normal

[@flatulenttater]

"I'm not here to argue"
Him 0.5 seconds later: "The Imperial system is superior"

[@samuelpollock7891]

Yeah I'm American and the imperial system is shit it's so easy in science with just multiplying by tens in scientific notation.

[@troll.0835]

@@samuelpollock7891 lmao that’s literally the metric system what are you on-

[@troll.0835]

@@samuelpollock7891 the metric system uses 10’s for everything, your pounds and miles whatever don’t make sense

[@aymanabdullah9662]

​​@@troll.0835 they literally said that the imperial system is shit and that the metric system is better

[@daxie__3210]

@@troll.0835 Bruh how do you misunderstand the comment so fucking badly

[@silversylvan8476]

"The imperial system is superior"
Me: fEeT

[@SomeoneYouHate]

Americans would use anything other than metric system

[@someonejustsomeone1469]

Instant nut

[@bazibon1506]

@@SomeoneYouHate "How tall are you"
"About 7 Brita Filters per Tennis Court²"

[@SomeoneYouHate]

@@bazibon1506 oh god you are high

[@SonicFanXtreme]

Those are the exact replies from an American

[@stealthven2352]

The test: What is you passport?

[@ORM01]

“Imperial system is superior”
“It should always be month, day, year”
Rest of the world: *ummm… how about no.*

[@daprotato]

Lol imagine not having a 4/20

[@AT-9777]

@@daprotato Yeah

[@androidluvsklei]

The day month year system makes so much more sense, smallest to largest

[@AT-9777]

@@androidluvsklei Yes

[@TobiscoGaming]

I legit agree

[@L1M.L4M]

"The imperial system is superior"
"It should always be month, day, year"
I'm American, and i hate this.

[@_blank-_]

@Cat-zilla I think he's trolling to get reactions lol

[@_blank-_]

YYYY-MM-DD is honestly the best. It makes classifying so much easier.

[@samu-chan]

tf? but its what you grew up with?

[@dandilion]

Same

[@DoodleDudu]

Same

[@prototype3779]

The cracks in the stall doors aren't there to feel weak and vulnerable. They're there to establish dominance. Someone stares at you through them, you stare twice as hard.

[@benitomussolini6524]

DD/MM/YY is the best format to prevent confusion

[@AkiyamaKatsuko]

Americans: "I prefer to write our days as month/day/year
Also Americans: Names their Independence day as 4th of July.

[@Jay-fu5ob]

4th of July is the name of the holiday, July (the) 4th is the date the holiday is on.

[@troll.0835]

@@Jay-fu5ob obviously but if theyre already calling it 4th of July it’d make sense if the day was first in the date

[@shinypooka]

@@troll.0835 The actual holliday is called Independence Day. "The Fourth of July" is just a colloquialism.

[@brizzle711]

You don’t write the 4th of July. You right 7/4/ year lmao

[@Ali-zk7ij]

Ikr, they say "4th of July" but then write it out as 7/4/2022 which is written as "July 4th". Well done America, you did it again 👏

[@cheses.]

"The imperial system"
Me: *Disgusting*

[@keckowychleb]

The freedom bald eagle bullet shot per nanohour system

[@Gameplayery]

@@keckowychleb nano is a metric system variable 😔

[@jonniewalker9382]

Fax bro

[@krystofbendl2400]

Me too. And the Month Day Year is also super Disgusting

[@armyblinkstayoncemoomooorb7932]

You got no taste

[@lukemann9242]

"Month, day, year is better," bro just doesn't know how to arrange numbers

[@kittyclub341]

Him: month/day/year is really the only correct way to write dates
Literary everywhere else: *visible pain*

[@ghicarobert2460]

He triggered me aswell :))) i cant see the logic behind

[@SecretSecret]

How? When you say a date, do you say 3 February 2020 or the 3rd of February of the year 2020? The 1st one, hell no. The 2nd one, if you’re smart ass brain would have the nerve to say that then yeah. But majority of the world say February 3, 2020. The logic is that we say the month, day, then year (mm/dd/yy). Elaborate your dust-sized brain

[@SecretSecret]

Btw, I’m not American but our country use it also

[@meridand9781]

Same like it's obviously day/months/year

[@WindIsCalm]

@@ghicarobert2460 they base it on how they say it, idk about you but I say date like 2nd January 2001 hence 2/1/01, American's say January 2nd 2001 so 1/2/01.

[@ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard]

Me, from Europe: "I am here to end this guy's whole careeer by constantly saying no"

[@vaggelisthanos3380]

thats exactly what i did

[@yoyoyopartypeople9427]

I did that too

[@mayawessely3037]

Exactly thought

[@flexx8728]

Except for the free refill. That's sick.

[@MasterclassEdits]

Same

[@Max-zu8xj]

He's saying it's superior with half closed teeth like you don't want your dad to hear 🤣

[@QueenBeelzebub]

Me a German:"maybe I am American... "

[@lekevire]

“Imperial is superior”
“It should always be month day year”
Bro got first place in biggest dweeb award 💀

[@GM_Joseph]

The only “dweeb” here is you

[@panagiotaafendras7588]

Why not from shortest to longest in month day year

[@stillchill0]

it always makes more sense to make it day month year

[@Aqu1ls_Curr3nt]

That joke earned you the award of most beer cans thrown at you as a child.

[@Edit-Emporium]

@@stillchill0 so you say its 7th june 2022