[SFM] Bruh look who at seven eleven
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- čas přidán 10. 02. 2024
- Don't ever go to 711 at 3am...
Vortigaunt VA! @tubbyhill2419
Gman VA! / @kest-so5ko
The map is gm_jobsim_convenience!
steamcommunity.com/workshop/f...
A SFM based on that one image floating around everywhere - this reddit post is probably a repost but its this image lol: / ayo_g_man_at_seven_ele... - Hry
creator of the original image here, I recently got a cease and desist letter from 7/11 for selling it on redbubble lmao happy to see it made its way to video format
oh wow! thanks
also bruh
also can you prove your the og creator?
@@NoVIcE_Source Sure, I've got the image back before I put the snap text over it back in 9/11/20 when I was making it in a sleep deprived stupor
@@frankenipple dang. if you say so- its cool that you commented on this video :D also pinned the post
@@NoVIcE_Source of course! i have the same name on every platform and i've posted it elsewhere before but yt doesn't do images lmao definitely should have watermarked it those four years ago
@@frankenipple lol i saw a "the gman thing" in a instagram profile with the same name as yours
so yeah, very cool !
Don't ever buy no xen crystal from the gas station
Do always sell yes familiar cloud to they solid move
@@nice3333333333is cloud the opposite of crystal?
dont ever buy no xen crystal from the gas station, bro. i put that shit in the anti=mass spectrometer, half the facility straight up fuckin vanished, and the other half was dead, bro. dont ever buy that shit from the gas station
It's okay, I've paid for it six bucks only. That's a real bargain, I tell ya!
deformed eye
i took the liberty of relieving you of your groceries.
most of them were government property.
as for the double gulp cup, i think you've earned it
for da slurpee :)
@@teaoftraffic DO NOT USE THE DOUBLE GULP CUP, FOR THE FUCKING SLURPEE
@@teaoftraffic”No slurpee, Mr. Freeman…”
The corner station, Chevron, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you.
@@jug0572 I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID CUP
The battle you have no chance of winning is unclogging the gas station toilet with nothing but a plunger handle.
It's not a full plunger and there's only the handle?
@@tmvkrpxl0135 yea
@@tmvkrpxl0135 yeah just a wood stick
Skibilde roilet
Nah, someone stole that, gotta use your hands and hope you choose the sink that works. No hot water btw, water heater broke and froze over
to be frank i wasn’t expecting the “or rather, in the gas station?” from gman lmao
m?
Lol same, I thought it was the original sound clip so it caught me off guard
Hi frank.
are you frank?
what he gonna buy
hev suit battery
and pink monster
Gas station sushi of course.
Sweder Fish
@@smurf2063 U H O H !
There was a roofie inside of our Gas Station Sushi(tm)!
Adrian: "can I get a slushie Gman? Please?"
No
@@GordonFreeman12 :(
Dr. Freeman, my employers require gas station weed
Not to worry… they are, in my employer’s ehhhhhh, contacts
If Adrian didn't appear at the end I would have assumed that G-Man left him in the car while he went in to get something
Hello friend from discord
@@gravebructer4881
I saw Adrian and assumed he was gonna run out of the portal, finally escaping the void after all this time.
That vort impression is so damn good.
Do NOT buy the gas station vortessence 💀💀💀
*Crowbar sound*
the right chips on the wrong couch, can make all the difference in the world...
Just imagine some dude walking round the store trips and their clumsy ass just falls into the Xen portal...
YOU! ME! GAS STATION! What are we getting for dinner!? Microwave casserole of course. UH OH! There was a rooferole inside of our gas station casserole, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by BARNACLES - HORNY BARNACLES, you know what that means, BARNACLE ORGIE! The stench draws in a strider, what do we do? We’re gonna fight it, bare handed, bear... NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the strider after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into the Black Mesa Cafeteria, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Overthrow the government!? UHH I THINK SO, next thing you know I'm reincarnated as Gordon Freeman, then I turn into a manta ray, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didn't know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like the meth is kicking in.. DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAA
wat da hell lmao
You know what that means
@@GamePlayr5709 🐟!!!!!
Lord I’m guessing that this is a copy pasta
Your mom says u can only buy one candy from the cashier rack
Gman behind you in the line leans in to whisper in your ear : "It's time to choose"
I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons , most of them were government property.
As for the food , I think you've earned it.
Oh yea the map is gm_jobsim_convenience!
steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1643674604
edit: this comment was pinned but i put the map name in the description instead so I could pin other ppl
m?
They’re waiting for you, Gordon, at the cash register.
Yo, that's pretty cool 👍👍
(i'm the mapmaker, hello)
@@AnachronisticALLOS2401 yooo!
amazing map :D
@@AnachronisticALLOS2401 SIR, what are your _qualifications_ for constructing a convenience store? Have you worked at one, or have you merely VISITED?!?
Gotta buy that gas station weed
That’s an AMAZING impression of HL1 gman, kudos to the actor
Adrian peeking his head out to see if he can grab some chips before getting tossed back in stasis
I would love a gas station mod. It's just you and a lonely stretch of highway on the desert and you have to help customers At night. I love that kind of atmosphere
aah now I wish i could make a game with this atmosphere-
@@NoVIcE_Source check out paratopic
heads or tails?
there's a horror game that does this actually.
@@Axodusthe stay out of the house puppet combo game that includes the intro where you work the gas station? I know it used to be its own game before it was merged into stay out of the house. Honestly it's one of my favorite recent gaming moments
Adrian acting like Gman's son that was told to wait at the car.
"you, me, black mesa, what are we getting?"
Hearing a vortigant say “bruh” is not something I knew would be really funny, but it most certainly is.
“Oh my god its the man from skibidi toilet!”
Adrian once again just wants to be included.
the breathing inflections on Gman are way better here then previous posts.
Props to the VA
Don't drink the blue raspberry Slurpee. They put something in it, to make you forget.
We all ask WHO is at seven eleven but we never ask HOW are they at seven eleven
I think the mere fact they ARE at seven-eleven speaks volumes about their state of affairs.
i like how gman's voicelines are low quality because it's hl1 gman
"m?" -G-Man, 200X
he looks like he's going to buy a grocery
Bruh
one of my all time favorite pictures comes to live beautifully. what a blessing
the vortigaunt and gman impression are so convincing lmao
no way dude
The voice acting is awesome!!!
ikr!
@@NoVIcE_Source I didn't forget about you, either..
The SFM is really well done. fantastic job
Bruh. Look who at seven eleven. >:/ *points at G-man*
bro this just popped up on my fyp 😂
The vortigaunt is the best part of this, love the Lous Gosset Jr vibes
my headcanon for adrian is that he's looking for the slurpee machine
The algorithm did good work with this one
love the little hmm? the gman does at the end.
Can we give some credit to Generic Vortigaunt who is equally well-voiced
I am at seven eleven.
brah
Gordon : "You call it a gas station, I call it a target-rich environment."
I took the liberty of releiving you of your bathroom key, after all you havent purchased anything. As for the weed, I think you've earned it.
run shep run!!
"bro's about to send me intergalactic adventure"
the lil hm at the end got me
Never have a resonance cascade at the gas station ever again
This perfectly captures what it's like walking in Seven Eleven at 3 in the morning.
lmao
Don’t ever buy no weed from the Gas Station, I’m seeing G-Man in og graphics.
the voice acting fooled me, i genuinely thought it was the regular voice clip until he said "gas station", that's pretty awesome
the voices are so good
love how this implies that Xen just has a series of standard gas station convenience stores amongst all of its floating debris.
Run away Adrian, it’s your only chance!
don't ever buy no water from dr breen's private reserve
This is some good quality animations, dammnn
Missed opportunity to use the hl1 vortigaunt.
“I’ll remove you of your healthy consumables, as most of them were government property.”
“As for the high gas prices, I think you’ve earned them”
holy shit its gmann
All he wanted to do was eat sea-salt ice cream with his buddies
Leave my man gman alone hes just trying to get groceries
Honestly very well done and don't eat anything 😂
Strange things are afoot at the Seven Eleven.
Those impressions are REALLY good
ikr! also thanks! (in respose to other comment)
I love the goofy ass way Vortigaunts speak
in the gas station genuinely made me fucking cry
Ah someone else noticed he was coming out of the fridge
Took a xen crystal from a nice race x being at the 7-11 and now I’m an “employer” of the gman, tf did i do
good shit, you take this internet and you run
I didn't expect that vort accent
i wonder what adrian would think of a modern 7 11
“… , ?”
“Sir, overwatch strictly prohibits the distribution of the AR2 energy cell ( i forgor 💀) to unauthorised and potential rebels”
“😡”
Love this video man
vortigaunt fan va is awesome
RUN ADRIAN RUN
YOU CAN ALMOST MAKE IT
Xen is actually Planet Mountain Dew
lmao
The image of a Vort casually shopping in a seven eleven and then the camera panning over to crusty HL1 Gman is hilarious
Thank you so much for recreating my favorite Half-Life meme!
:D
Gordon freeman, at the store... or rather.. getting... a pack of cigarettes... hm?
Let poor Adrian out, dammit!
crack head 3 in the morning at some random gas station:
gman is at seven eleven hope he gets the slushies :D
“I’m here for cheep milk”
Let my man Adrian free
Seven eleven residence cascade
Hey gordon its me, barney from the 7 11 big goulp stand
give me a drink, barney
missed opportunity to have adrian behind the portal waiting for his drink
the valve meme community is immortal. Nothing can shatter their resolve
bros stuck in 2015 💀
Never buy cheap Xen crystals at the gas station
(worst mistake of my life)
Dude will you leave Mr. Freeman alone for at least a week!😒
gordon freeman in the flesh, or rather, in the snack aisle
Ay yo but them Postal's tho 👀
Lol, shepherd in the portal
I just want a slushie please leave me alone