EVERY ANALOG HORROR BE LIKE: [REMASTERED]
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- Remastered Version of Previous Video, because why not
Added much more things and remaked many things too!
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I like how it’s never made clear if the mutants are evil or aggressive at all, just that they’re tall and will attack you if you try to fight them, which is a fair reaction.
Are they thick? 👀
@@ukstationaudits8679yes, with three C’s
@@Car_made_of_cheese do they have female species? How thiccc their thighs are?
@@No.fly.zone.taken24163 they kinda look like your mom.
@@No.fly.zone.taken24163 They are humans that have mutated bro. I sure there is some thicc thigh, big booty mutant baddies edit: tall might I add
"They are very powerful creatures."
Also very powerful creature: 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗻.
The default man only reaches to their crotch, wdym slightly
hulk is also sightly bigger than a normal human but still extremely powerful
@@user1-db8cyhe's 7'8" with a bodybuilder on steroids build, we're ways past "slightly above" average
@@user-bu6ju8jo7h And green
Have you ever tried to box a basketball player?
“I don’t fucking know”
Why is the AI delivery on this line so good
I tried to search for this line in the video and on the first try clicked in the right moment LOL.
Answer: *profit*
@@PanTostek me too holy 💩
*we are the time masters fr fr*
600th ike
Like
Every analog horror police be like: “ignore it”
Yeah basically, In literally every analog horror guns and the police are useless.
@@EthanGotreauxi feel like that's a lot of media, not just analogue horror
@@cobaltordinaire5219 Yeah like in the weird bird thing it took the police several days to show up and a character actually makes a comment about guns just magically not being Present in the whole thing.
Well they got potrayed pretty accurately I'd say
@@trinhhuyvinhbao670police moment
The urge to fall in love with a goofy ahh entity is way to strong 💀
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Real
"The uhknown shity ass virus has been appeard worldwide recently" very wise words😢
Very wise😢
I became a wiser man after listening that 😢😔
@@ActualCMaj7chord💀💀🙏
"Do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them."
Wheezer?
Weezer@@epicfailur01
bro i got the tire screech laugh out of that 😭
It made me imagine the stick figures doing the Jojo "You dare approach me?" pose.
that scene made me do the KSI laugh
"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures"
This is realistic knowing there's that one person who's into weird shit
hi, im that one person.
"That one person"?
We Are Many
Yep im one too (phen-228 kinda fine)
@@ph6224 as a person who also likes creepy stuff (monster fucker technjcally), WHAT THE F NOT PHEN 228
@@ph6224 phen 228 is so cutie patootie, Ur so real for that.
>"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures"
Looks and sounds female enough.
Can I buy one as a slave? 😍
fr
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
(Optional)
What the freak??
"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures"
The guy who's into giant tentacle alien beasts : 💀
literally Cthulhu 💀👍
Hah.. Yeah... Yeah.....
As a person who watched some ruler 34 thing about this... Yeah thats weird
@@StalkerX426wdym
The Japanese: 😅😗🎶
i got jumpscared by 1:35 in a dark as hell room 💀
goddamn hilarious. good stuff
i think it's called "flashbang'd"...
@@lolliii5477 same thing lol. potato poe tah toe
"The Spoogily Doogily Files V2.69"
the wingle quingle protocol
The chilly little sqcuwary stowey
The Goofy Files
Sploogily
The croggly poodler popo
I love how not even the government PSA guy has no idea what he‘s saying. Like, „yeah, i don‘t think you should go near them. But then again, what the fuck do I know?“
Analog comedy is my new favorite thing now.
1:08 "Unless you wanna be fucked up, or unless you wanna be fucked, while you're up.
You forgot the normal face slowly gets turned to messed up face with loud noise
[Edit]
I would like to thank the people in this chats video for getting my comment to top comment instead of "funny line in video" [Emoji]
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@@SuperY-zd2csare you okay
@@Spaczziii_XxI don’t think so💀💀💀
@@Eddsworld_and_ninjago_fan fr lol
@@Spaczziii_Xx fr fr
1:27 Woah... I don't know if you can say that, mate.
"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures"
i mean id hug a tall spooky dude, spoopies are cool
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
YES. I LOVE SLENDERMAN.
This is a masterpiece. The crappy English grammar is such a beautiful part of this. Also, I love the TV station logo. Nice.
0:59 “Do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them” 🤣
So basically the medicine makes you smart, tall, and really strong. Sign me up!
0:48 “goofy ahh entities”
This is better than actual analog horror because there’s a voice reading the text.
Step 3: make creature become a president
Ahh! I was caught off guard by the JUMPSCARE at the end.
Tangi Virus and Mandela Catalogue have been real quiet since this dropped.
1:10 fall in love?
Hear me out
Should've been "unless you wanna be fucked up or you wanna be fucked up senseless
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
smash
this is the funniest shit ive seen in a while
1:10 Hear me out...
NO
🤐
tf you mean "Hear me out" NO ONE IS HEARING YOU OUT YOU FREAKY FROG💀
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Nuh uh
“theyre called goofy ahh entities”
the way the AI reads this is just priceless, i couldnt help but chuckle when i heard it
The vid at the beginning:* silence noises*
2 seconds later:”THE UNKNOWN SHITY ASS VIRUS HAS BEEN APPEARING WORLDWIDE RECENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL TOP 10 ANIME FIGHT THEM WITH A LIVESTREAM UP FOR THE CONTENT!!!
THE CONTENT IS BETTER THAN LIFE!!!
"do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them" OH MY BALLS SUCH BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL WORDS-🥳🥳😘😘🤩😍🥰😋🥰😚😚 *tears of joy😭😭😭😭😥😥😢😢😢😓😓*
Step 3: *[Data Expunged]*
Gave me SCP Wiki vibes.
Edit: Changed *[Redacted]* to *[Data Expunged]*.
Virgin [Redacted] vs. chad [Data Expunged]
moldy be like
Why does your comment have a update log
@@Who1156 good question
That’s so accurate
Bro the swearings made me untake this seriously sm wha-
Someone should make any any analog horror be like
Truly a terrifying masterpiece
UNDERRATED AS HECK!!!!!!
Deep fried background audio its just perfection
LMAO SO ACCURATE
this video is scarier than any analog horror
Ehhh, some are pretty disturbing. Local 58, as an example.
@@vyor8837 nah they are not real
@@zonisoki neither is what your dad said when he "went out to get milk"
Shitty ass virus is very scary😢
@@vyor8837 You get so annoeyd because your opinion is invalid? lame
I have it Already 0:15
Dang that jumpscare png made me and my family and my pet turtle all scream! That was so scary omg!
this part make me roflc 0:35
Damn I need this to be a whole series now, part 2 when
Don’t forget the “Oh yeah, new virus appeared in some state in USA. However do not fret, we have found out a way on how to not get infected! First… you have to- *VHS tape gets interrupted*”
Cheeseburger cat
1:11 he’s just like me fr fr
Truly every Analog Horror be like
Edit: THIS IS FUCKING VERY TRUE
The background music is actually pretty good!
jokes aside, this is actually rlly good
1:10 “Unless you fall in love with weird creatures” so normal tbh
i felt so called out in 1:10
I think i fell in love with them.
don't forget the government getting involved in the issue but never actually doing anyhing useful
"Fall in love with the creatures"
Alright who invited the weirdo.
As a Analog Horror creator, This is very accurate fr fr
you're literally a fucking tornado how can you speak
Ah yes local 69, the classic
every viseo made by people under 10k subs are masterpiece videos
viseo
I followed step 3. Now some puppet is saying “I must pay” or something.
Now with the phrase 'goofy ahh entities' in my head, no analog horror can scare me. I shall merely laugh.
Me:Oh, so you’re approaching me?
Goofy ahh entity:WTF?
They’re gonna be stuck like this until somebody nuts up and hires actors or VAs and focuses on the truly unique aspect of analog media: both it, and human memory, decay over time in a real and tangible sense.
Amazing, Astounding, Astonishing,I love everything about it, Subscribed
Unless you fall in love with them…
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
The unknown shitty ass virus got me dying on the bed bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unless if you don't wanna be fucked up that made me laugh so hard
Many people consider Local 58 to be patient zero of the analog horror craze (and I don’t really disagree, at least for the first wave), but I recently noticed how many analog or digital horror pieces have plots about shady pills with wacky side effects now. I feel like ECKVA might be the one to start this, with others like Analog Archives and Blue Channel following suit, and then TMC. Either there’s some influence between them, or something is resonating within our collective unconscious.
That was so scary especially the jumpscare.png part
I love analog horror sm! Thai is absolutely hilarious 😂
1:32 the icing on the cake. What's with analog horror and slapstick jumpscares?
the entity when tries to make dumb a dumb person:HACKER
"The unknown shitty-ass virus" lol, I see it already has a good start
"Do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them" LOOOOOL
Don’t forget the random Morse code and hidden messages
You forgot to add the mention of the creature/virus being so powerful it can cause the biggest mass extinction event in just one day
Since this is a parody, I do like how the jumpscare is just "jumpscare.png"
Looks awesome
Analog Horror in a Nutshell 2.0👍🏻
We need more of this😂
I cried when jumpscare.jpg was here. I have MAD now
Best analog horror video
Bomb has been planted
1:15 i love how it says call for THE help instead of call for help. Reminds of the naked gun.
It's me. I'm the one who falls in love with weird creatures. Me, officer.
And the government is just like: Pfft. It’s fine trust us. Nothings wrong! Millions are becoming hostile just ignore it!
the mandela catalog, local 58, and the walten files. the holy trinity that, while original, spawned these copy-pasted analog “horrors”
"local69"
"Local 69" is my favourite part.
The jumpscare.png scared me so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂
Is it ironic that I did kinda find it a little uncomfortable?
It's Copperonic
Yoo, this directorscut was fffire!!!😮
Fr they always have like a message saying something in a different language or the kind of "you gotta decipher it" words
Well now I want to see someone in a healthy loving relationship with the goofy ahh entity
The guy on the speaker sounds so bored at his job.
The black tree virus analog horror is rrreally cool though
every analog horror: "if you see "insert entity name", call 911"
Me:can the police kill demons?
I just realized the local69 in the top left corner Nice reference
idk why is this so relatable
you forgot to add a take where a random child picture with the eyes censored appears, while vintage music plays. then, “remember what you did” appears on the screen and suddenly everything gets distorted and noisy.
"Do not make Top 10 Anime Fight with them
Do not approach
Unless you want to do Top 10 Anime Waifu with them
Then it's okay to approach"
this is the best thing I've watched