Throw an AWP on the floor so you can see it from a corner. Hide in that corner. Wait for an enemy to walk by and pick the AWP up. Free kill. WTF THIS WORKS IN LE. K
Positioning Bomb site rotations Overall map knowledge Call-outs Co-operation Spray patterns Tap firing Balancing team economy Observing how your enemies play(this for when you get higher rank) and many many more skills to aquire. So no, it isn't the whole game. Except if you are a SILVER SKRUB
Velx mag 7 actually has higher damage ( it can one shot you in the legs where that is the only place a awp cannot. ) so mag 7 is actually better hack sometimes you can finish off two people with one shot because of the spread making it a great weapon for acing after your team nearly murdered all of them but didn’t kill anyone.
I just wanna cry and hug this guy, not because that happened to him, but because he overcame so much. I hate that he barely even had his family in his corner, but he gained a new family at his school that gave him so much. His sense of pride is so admirable... I just love this video!
Fzmh it does less damage than the p250 if the enemy has no armor (the 250 becomes a fucking ak if the enemy has no armor) but it has WAY more armor penetration (91% x 77%), shoots way faster, and has way more rounds in the mag, which makes it more effective against armored (most) opponents all around.
This is what I call silver 1 to GN3+ the worse part is that most of them guys (atleast one per team in soloq and usually 2 or 3) SUCK at basic stuff with the awp like missing a target from long or mid that doesn't even jump or strafe a lot.
I once quite literally used my awp as a decoy. Laid it down on the ground next to a corner, and when the enemy came around to pick it up i shot him with my trusty pistol and took my gun back and went my merry way! i totally didnt die right afterwards to an ak47 headshot after turning around or anything
how to make a cs:go gun parody video -talk about how much you hate silvers -make at least 2 filthyfrank references -talk about how broken pistols are -start the video with "are you tired of _____?"
bind "x" "say Just watch catwalk. DON'T try to pick T spawn. bind "y" "say Here's your AWP back. Just watch cat this time and maybe you won't die" bind "z" "say Here's your AWP back. Are you learning yet?" bind "mouse1" "say Thanks for the AWP. Here's a P90"
Pistols have been this way for quite awhile and its not new. Not that im defending them, but people should stop leeching off this topic and acting like its something new.
Do you know why the 5-7 or the KAK-9 do more damage than a 5.56mm because its a bigger round than the 5.56. Bullet difference: M4A4 / A1-.223 KAK-9-.30 and the 5-7 -.226 NoHate i love you Vids
How to use the AWP: Step 1: install aimbot Step 2: buy the awp Step 3: get 40 headshots Step 4: get kicked off the server Alternative step 4: spam "NOOBS" in chat when game ends
I honestly don't know why people complain so much about CS. I get that this is your opinion, but pistols aren't broken at all. You use the the clip at 0:47 as proof, but in a competitive you are never going to be standing directly in front of someone like that. And this is something that I see a lot of people do, they just go by the numbers and not by the way the game is played. Sure, you can take out all the other variables that go into game play, like grenades, spawn locations, choke points, economy, and use the guns as the sole method of determining whether something is broken or not, but the fact is your results will always be skewed. You can get those moments in DM, like on 1:21, and base that as your evidence for the game being unfair, but when it boils down to it, you rarely have these kinds of moments in an ACTUAL game (Competitive CS). If you look at those sparkles clips where the player gets an ace in 5 seconds, almost 100% of the time its because the other team sucks, and they're making mistakes. People are constantly complaining about CSGO, but the fact is, it's insanely well balanced and fair, and the people who complain more than likely don't know what they're talking about, or are just bad.
Connor Siladi I wonder why they nerfed the R8, CZ and tec-9? They were all perfectly balanced weapons, I mean the variables were just too many so they shouldn't have changed them.
waffle muncher In the games current state, it's balanced. I'm not saying that things weren't unbalanced to begin with. The Tec-9 received a minor nerf, just ammo capacity, the R8 was obviously OP, cant argue that. The CZ-75 is in the right place right now. I'm not arguing that the game has always been balanced, i'm saying in its current state, its fair and balanced. Just tired of people bitching and not knowing what they're talking about just because they're bad at the game.
Connor Siladi It is no one where near balanced. Pistols should not and never should've had a 1 shot headshot potential on an armored opponent. (excluding the deagle) The only draw back a pistol has is that its drop off range and the fact that most of them are semi-automatic. A CT holding a site negates the drop off disadvantage and the 1 shot kill potential negates the semi-automatic disadvantage. Pistols are extremely OP, that's why we have a new meta of force buying in the second round its because we know that there is a good chance that we can win even though they have more utility and weapons which cost more.
7 years... I've become an adult since this came out. I've been homeless divorced and bankrupt. the childhood whimsy fled from my ever aging, ever crumbling body. I look to the future, not with glee, but with the ever present pressure of time. will I have a family? buy a house? be happy? only time will tell. and time? time waits for no one.
KennyS is a bad pro AWPer now ever since the update that nerfed the AWP everyone treats him like a god but ignores JW, olof, guardian and s1mple they are good AWPers plus Kenny can not rifle for shit for a pro
DeBronnis He's inconsistent but not as inconsistent Guardian, s1mple isn't a dedicated AWPer and so is Olof, JW is a trash at HOMESEMT but kennyS is getting back to his prime, you're probably new to the CSGO Esports scene.
Im sensing a trend in silver: if you’re winning, your team starts buying awps. Until at match point more than 3 people have awps, and then you lose because nobody is able to do anything in close quarters, and then you’re broke and you lose.
Yes, well the m4a4 is an ar with smaller bullets but it can spray better at enemy while the five seven is a non automatic pistol which has bigger bullets in it's mag, just like a deagle.
Sounds like you got off of a mm game before making this vid. Inside the mm game you got killed by a "broken weapon" because you don't know how to use the M4 and they know how to use weapons in this "broken game"
M4A4 - High velocity carbine with sharp rifle rounds = 2 shot kill on head Pistol - Low velocity gun using small ineffective pistol rounds = 1 shot kill on head
Throw an AWP on the floor so you can see it from a corner. Hide in that corner. Wait for an enemy to walk by and pick the AWP up. Free kill. WTF THIS WORKS IN LE. K
LMAO
xD im going to use that.
They are going to wonder why there is just an awp sitting on the ground if nobody has died yet, and it isn't in either team's spawns.
OverUsedMeme Who said nobody has died?
True
You can't spell decoy without eco
Ameen Afroz lol
I can- DY- Daddy Yankee
Deeeceooy
dickoy
Diicoi
"requires no skill except for aiming and pressing mouse 1"
wait isn't that the whole gam-
i've said too much
Positioning
Bomb site rotations
Overall map knowledge
Call-outs
Co-operation
Spray patterns
Tap firing
Balancing team economy
Observing how your enemies play(this for when you get higher rank)
and many many more skills to aquire.
So no, it isn't the whole game. Except if you are a SILVER SKRUB
YOKE
the joke
your head
*WASD CTRL SHIFT MOUSE1 MOUSE2
+The Unskilled Player lol, no-lifer
The 5-7 is literally the most broken gun in this game.
Why? The Nova can 1 shot too and is cheap?
a $500 pistol vs $1200 Inconsistency Incarnate shotgun
i have 20 aces frum awp in a month
#gnmSmurfeLyfe
Wonder why none else follows this deranged guide to use the five seven instead of an ak or an awp. :)
iNoToRiOuS Use the 5-7 long range and its not op :)
Just use the awp as a shotgun, best one in the game.
i heve 100 ping i buy P90 and few seconds later i was best in team
According to your Username there is a reason for that
@@pikky3688 haha lol
Velx mag 7 actually has higher damage ( it can one shot you in the legs where that is the only place a awp cannot. ) so mag 7 is actually better hack sometimes you can finish off two people with one shot because of the spread making it a great weapon for acing after your team nearly murdered all of them but didn’t kill anyone.
@@pikky3688 LMAO
this is as accurate as an AWP
So not as accurate as the AUG?
Clearly not as accurate as the AUG.
Flint Clearly not as accueate as negev
Genji Shimada not as acueate as your spelling
Not accurate while running?
It annoys the fuck out of me you call it the $5000 decoy and not the $4750 decoy.
ikr, the auto is a $5000 decoy
It's easier to say
Liu Kang why you guys are mad about this it's just 250 $
Liu Kang stfu liu Kang what you gotta complain about youre even more op than the AWP
the awp is $4750 but plus $50 decoy become $5000 no need to buy kelvar and helmet just rush the kennyS
Your gunna trigger reddit....
It's true though
*you're
That's why it will trigger reddit @Razor
Im pretty sure this has been shared on reddit, with comments such as "Its true tho tbh"
***** It applies to all skill levels in MM, it's not as bad in most pugs.
lmaoo
no you
@@dirtymonk748 YAMETE ITS TOO DEEP
What brings you here?
@@siphobrisloks8133 OKK "start doing faster"
I just wanna cry and hug this guy, not because that happened to him, but because he overcame so much. I hate that he barely even had his family in his corner, but he gained a new family at his school that gave him so much. His sense of pride is so admirable... I just love this video!
hahah this is brilliant XD
CuteC3 omg you here?
CuteC3 hi mommy
If you didn’t add the XD I would have liked ur comment
what are you doing here
Bruh
p250 actually 1 hit to head on short range , and it's cheaper that five7
but the five seven is broke, so it does a crap ton of damage, and it has more bullets, faster firing speed and yeeee
bitch i cant hold mouse 1 and ace with only 60 bullets
Fzmh it does less damage than the p250 if the enemy has no armor (the 250 becomes a fucking ak if the enemy has no armor) but it has WAY more armor penetration (91% x 77%), shoots way faster, and has way more rounds in the mag, which makes it more effective against armored (most) opponents all around.
f0cus plus it has the most rarest skin
Not anymore vaulve please bring back the p250
1:10 says 57 and health turns into 57
Coincidence?
*I THINK NOT*
Bruh lol
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
I have been waiting for months. I can't wait for the Elo90 tutorial. ^^
Now this is what i call satire!
I don't think it counts as satire when it's an accurate observation presented without distortion or hyperbole. This shit''s too real to be satire.
Ash Scott couldn't say more xD
eXillion iiii
This is what I call silver 1 to GN3+ the worse part is that most of them guys (atleast one per team in soloq and usually 2 or 3) SUCK at basic stuff with the awp like missing a target from long or mid that doesn't even jump or strafe a lot.
I feel like you only make videos when you're salty about something ;-;
great content
yea i get that same feel from his channel...still good content nonetheless
like 3 cans of soup ye
I asume you did read the discribtion?
i assume u diddent goto english class
GeorgeRotMG i assume you did not go
Make It again, but with the new bullet nerf
Hmm yes the “Kek-9” and the “Fucking Five SeveN”
I don’t even play CS:GO but it gets me every time
2020
No one:...
Five-SeveN: My time has come.
2:21 Exactly how I express my anger towards sniping.
2:20.
This is the most accurate thing I've ever heard.
You forgot to teach us how to throw over the wall at A site
SIMPLE WAT R U DOIN
Heydelios ???? Haven't you seen that clip.
Leonard SoSlav Yes, I was just quoting the commentators
Heydelios Oooooh I'm dumb
B site* xddd
"A point and click adventure game"
LOL
"Are you tired of having a good team economy?"
I died
I love these videos, they're honestly just amazing. Keep it up!
underrated channel
0:54
WOW I THOUGHT THAT DUDE BACKFLIPPED
xD
😂
Its been 4 years and the 5seven is still BROKEN
I want a inotorious and luckyskillfaker collab, NOW
so you want me to not watch iNot anymore? LSF needs to fix his accent...
hes from germany so it isnt that easy
"LSF needs to fix his accent" FIX HIS ACCENT? LOL Fix your accent so it's German.
Am I the only one who knows the spray pattern of the P90?
I know the pattern of the ZEUS! WHO'S THE BITCH KNOW? WHO? WHO? WHO?
I know the whole spray pattern of the negev
i Know the spray pattern of all the grenades Thats right!
John Smith I know the spray pattern of the bomb
@@ShinyEditz lol.
now 10 years from now we'll have the elo-90 video
tbh i prefer the SSG cuz the fast af movement speed and is basically a fast awp if the opponents dont have armor
Why is this so much entertaining?
Havent even watched it when you wrote it lol
Been waiting so long for this bro thx aloy
Alot*
1 year ago i watched this and was like wtf no its not a point and click cuz i was new to csgo but now i do fucking get it
I once quite literally used my awp as a decoy. Laid it down on the ground next to a corner, and when the enemy came around to pick it up i shot him with my trusty pistol and took my gun back and went my merry way!
i totally didnt die right afterwards to an ak47 headshot after turning around or anything
Please do how to use the Sea Sh** or the sawed off
-Note use the kraken skin
I've been waiting patiently for this video!
1:42 my teamates be like
So satisfied with the bhop and movement at the end with the AWP
was a good one.
I call AWP the EZ mode gun. It literally IS the "Point and click" adventure gun.
how to make a cs:go gun parody video
-talk about how much you hate silvers
-make at least 2 filthyfrank references
-talk about how broken pistols are
-start the video with "are you tired of _____?"
I wonder how the pro players feel about the way the game is changing.
"I need to find a new job"
"i shouldn't have dropped out of school"
"Hey watsupp guys it Scarce here"
This guy just roasted all awpers in one video.
2:10 "DMG_Pro_AWPer" hahaha
The part where you said no one is better than you reminded me of my friend. He gets picked through the door and he calls hacks lmao
bind "x" "say Just watch catwalk. DON'T try to pick T spawn.
bind "y" "say Here's your AWP back. Just watch cat this time and maybe you won't die"
bind "z" "say Here's your AWP back. Are you learning yet?"
bind "mouse1" "say Thanks for the AWP. Here's a P90"
Was that supposed to be funny
Aged like fine wine
S1mple watched this video.
Thank you for finally making a video on this, now i can tell me teammates i's designated awper and then die every round!
2:20
Easier said than done. The AWP is not as easy as it looks.
Yes it is an easy gun.
can kill with 1 bodyshot with armour.... yep that sounds easy
Much thanks for madding this video, im really happy now
0:04 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS MAP?
How about the loot kill?
Throw away loot and they pick it up and you kill them.
Pistols have been this way for quite awhile and its not new. Not that im defending them, but people should stop leeching off this topic and acting like its something new.
they aren't acting like it's new they are just recently getting tired of it.
SoarinH Just recently getting tired of it, after 13+ years
.
SoarinH That sentence made no sense. I am very confused as to what you are trying to say.
ZOMG I am saying why is 13 too long? Maybe it just took 13 years, idk why that would be anything relevant
so what i've learned from this channel is that, in csgo, there are guns that are broken or useless, there is no in between
Do you know why the 5-7 or the KAK-9 do more damage than a 5.56mm because its a bigger round than the 5.56.
Bullet difference: M4A4 / A1-.223
KAK-9-.30 and the 5-7 -.226
NoHate i love you Vids
troll, right ?
This is a human.
I know these videos are old but idk how you dont laugh and how you can be so sarcastic 😂
just buy scar
oh yeah i just hoped so much that you'll upload a video today. thank you so much!
i think he might be mad
Golden -> "Body armor? Just don't get shot in the 1st place, dummy!" xD
How to use the AWP:
Step 1: install aimbot
Step 2: buy the awp
Step 3: get 40 headshots
Step 4: get kicked off the server
Alternative step 4: spam "NOOBS"
in chat when game ends
Valve is sharpening the 9mm pistol cartridges more than 5,56 NATO or 7,62 rifle cartridges.
I honestly don't know why people complain so much about CS. I get that this is your opinion, but pistols aren't broken at all. You use the the clip at 0:47 as proof, but in a competitive you are never going to be standing directly in front of someone like that. And this is something that I see a lot of people do, they just go by the numbers and not by the way the game is played. Sure, you can take out all the other variables that go into game play, like grenades, spawn locations, choke points, economy, and use the guns as the sole method of determining whether something is broken or not, but the fact is your results will always be skewed. You can get those moments in DM, like on 1:21, and base that as your evidence for the game being unfair, but when it boils down to it, you rarely have these kinds of moments in an ACTUAL game (Competitive CS). If you look at those sparkles clips where the player gets an ace in 5 seconds, almost 100% of the time its because the other team sucks, and they're making mistakes. People are constantly complaining about CSGO, but the fact is, it's insanely well balanced and fair, and the people who complain more than likely don't know what they're talking about, or are just bad.
Pistols are only balanced when you play with garbage players who cant aim.
Once again, aim isn't the only variable into determining whether or not something is balanced.
Connor Siladi I wonder why they nerfed the R8, CZ and tec-9?
They were all perfectly balanced weapons, I mean the variables were just too many so they shouldn't have changed them.
waffle muncher In the games current state, it's balanced. I'm not saying that things weren't unbalanced to begin with. The Tec-9 received a minor nerf, just ammo capacity, the R8 was obviously OP, cant argue that. The CZ-75 is in the right place right now. I'm not arguing that the game has always been balanced, i'm saying in its current state, its fair and balanced. Just tired of people bitching and not knowing what they're talking about just because they're bad at the game.
Connor Siladi It is no one where near balanced. Pistols should not and never should've had a 1 shot headshot potential on an armored opponent. (excluding the deagle)
The only draw back a pistol has is that its drop off range and the fact that most of them are semi-automatic. A CT holding a site negates the drop off disadvantage and the 1 shot kill potential negates the semi-automatic disadvantage. Pistols are extremely OP, that's why we have a new meta of force buying in the second round its because we know that there is a good chance that we can win even though they have more utility and weapons which cost more.
you just defined half the players of the game
I destroyed his ass at :39 (that was me )
Link the demo
links arent eternal
They acted it out?? It was not you
7 years... I've become an adult since this came out. I've been homeless divorced and bankrupt. the childhood whimsy fled from my ever aging, ever crumbling body. I look to the future, not with glee, but with the ever present pressure of time. will I have a family? buy a house? be happy? only time will tell. and time? time waits for no one.
realest shit ive seen
Someone's salty
+Karl XII I'm actually 13
"I'm 10 years old btw guys" -Karl XII
***** "I'm 6 years old btw guys & i'm retarded" -Karl XII
*****
"I'm 3 years old btw I'm retarded and pathetic" -Karl XII this is just childish wtf are we doing
***** fair enough
Professional CSGO weapons Guide
Named his awp L96a1 when its an L115a1 :P
(yes i have no life)
This genuinely makes csgo look like fun lol
1:52 KennyS sucks lol hahahahahahaha
"sucks"
"Swallows"
KennyS is a bad pro AWPer now ever since the update that nerfed the AWP everyone treats him like a god but ignores JW, olof, guardian and s1mple they are good AWPers plus Kenny can not rifle for shit for a pro
he is a pro
DeBronnis He's inconsistent but not as inconsistent Guardian, s1mple isn't a dedicated AWPer and so is Olof, JW is a trash at HOMESEMT but kennyS is getting back to his prime, you're probably new to the CSGO Esports scene.
what is that room at 0:03
Why 5000$ awp is 4750....
Better name.
Im sensing a trend in silver: if you’re winning, your team starts buying awps. Until at match point more than 3 people have awps, and then you lose because nobody is able to do anything in close quarters, and then you’re broke and you lose.
if you were trying to be funny, you arent
i laughed
I thought it was funny
Wow must be funny made Putin laugh
Hahaha, indeed
Or SmithZz
Yes, well the m4a4 is an ar with smaller bullets but it can spray better at enemy while the five seven is a non automatic pistol which has bigger bullets in it's mag, just like a deagle.
Sounds like you got off of a mm game before making this vid. Inside the mm game you got killed by a "broken weapon" because you don't know how to use the M4 and they know how to use weapons in this "broken game"
he does know how to use it, he showed you. but tbh you shouldn't be able to one tap someone with a five seven and not with an m4
well its all about balance
Banana_Clan Tbh if you allow opponents to get close to you when you have an advantage on range you shouldn't be complaining when they kill you
Honestly the 5-7 and tec-9 are op as fuck.
*Defending broken guns because you used them, but think you're special and aren't trash*
This is like HowtoBasic for CSGO omg i love it
Me the whole video: WHAT IS AN OP?
Me at the end: ohh.. an AWP
Great sense of humor, loved' it :) subbed. Keep it up!
Thanks for the video, this definitely will help me be a better player.
the Five-seveN was made to fire rounds that could penetrate kevlar/other armor types.
This video is more accurate than run-and-gunning with the Rek-9, and thats really fucking accurate.
Now we need a video on the kek-9
Only me or i did not know this was a funny video
lol k i was listening to spotify and ur intro song came up randomly while watching xd
You just earned a new fan great video
It is finally here
Your Channel is basically valves monthly patch list
Enemy be like, ooh free rifle, never fired, dropped once.
That 5000$ decoy make sense now s1mple used that litterally
you've gained so much of a following since i've last checked. fucking insane. Keep on going my mayn and do your thing bro
This was hillarious :'D Nice video man!
people who are good at awping: am I a joke to you
I once played a match where someone bought the awp second round, atleast he didn't die though.
That combat arms naming. Im going to take that name thaaaank you
M4A4 - High velocity carbine with sharp rifle rounds = 2 shot kill on head
Pistol - Low velocity gun using small ineffective pistol rounds = 1 shot kill on head
When I want to turn csgo into a point and click adventure