HOW TO USE THE POCKET AK47
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- Here is a Parody on how to use the CZ75 in CSGO
�я HOW TO USE THE KEK-9: • How to use the KEK-9
CZ75 (n/v)
(1) CS in 2014
(2) Living in the past
�я Twitter : / inotori0us
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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Wait a minute- isn't that OP?"
"Yeees."
*Awkward silence*
I was looking for this comment t h a n k y o u
@@uhmlolwhat9909 *f o c k*
*a s s*
*N o
When the "but" you expected never comes
WarOwl type speech
Wait why so many likes
Reloading with this is like waiting for that friend to give you back your money
Im still getting it to you
Lmao
At least it does happened
Lol im paying my friend today
never mate, never.
I believe their logic was "is the problem making us more money?", if it is, then delay the nerf to when it stops making us money
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ai sim em cara
The glock bullet type, the USPS magazine size, Five-seveN damage., Tec-9 design with a normal pistol reload.
*Pistol Worldwide*
Penguin King underrated comment
No, it's usp-s design with an extra magazine
"Glock bullet type" ammunition
With firing like ak-47
@@cobgod1415 Actually it's a CZ 75 nerd.
Hold up! You can clearly see that he fast forward the time a bit when he assembled it
@@aestheticpalmtree7176 actually not woosh, he's saying when he slowed it way down, he was "speeding it up" because of how slow the reload is
R4diCaL Dumb bitch
R4diCaL r/woooosh
R4diCaL
The joke
- - - - - - ->
International space station
Your head
@@aestheticpalmtree7176 tfw someone tried to woosh another person but also had the iq of a fortnite addicted 9 year old and instead getting flamed in the comments
PP-Bizon: "The Automatic Glock"
I have a better one. PP-Bizon "That one gun that you need to hit an enemy with atleast 20 of your bullets to kill them but the spray is easier than the m4-a4s"
m4a1s* sorry don't spank.
I call it the pocket Negev
I call it the "Valve wanted a 5th SMG slot, so hiddenpath came up with this as an afterthought"
Watergun
I FUCKING KNEW IT, I WAS IN YOUR MW2 GAME AND I WAS LIKE IS THAT THE REAL INORTIOUS?
HA
lol
Rumor has it he's going to reply.
i really want to die
*metoo*
"Cool gun where'd you get it?"
"IKEA hold on let me assemble it" 😂😂😂
As a swede I’m personally offended
MrBeacon 22526 what the fuck do you mean
@@abjaham5988 Subreddit for people that don't get the joke.
@@00xess he got the joke you cretin
Fuck russia in ass damn
Why did the cz-75 make a girl pregnant
It took too long too pull out
lol
You have my like
marry me
UnknownGaming *oh shit*
UnknownGaming I bet u got this from a CSGO youtuber LICIZEN idk full name
december 2017: with the Nerf of the TEC-9, the P250.....now he is recovering from it's patch
TEC-9 is shit omg, i hate this weapon
still shit? it is a good gun for a long time. Just don't be a scrub
Don Coria five seveN
@@DavidDavies97 you must be so bad at CS to not love the TEC-9
The "$1400 of automatic glock rounds" had better be on your list
BIZON MASTER RACE BOi
ass848484 it's called poor man's negev
ass848484 Pay pay bizon.
BISON IS TEH GUDEST GUN
Nah the ELO90 is the poor man's I have $16K.
the cz-75 should at least give $300. to everyone who thinks that the weapon you'd pick up off the enemy is your reward, may I remind you the 57 and kek-9 do that too, have more ammo, a longer one tap range, a shorter draw time, and takes less skill. it needs a small buff at least
Dude your words are music to me!U are RIGHT !!
Richie Hartley 4 president :D xD
Another suggestion would be to nerf the five seven and Kek 9.
Honestly, I'd just give it 16 bullets and let the player use the spare clip as a foregrip as it was intended (the real CZ75 Auto has 16 bullets per magazine).
If we're judging the CZ off of the other pistol than it needs a buff, but if they nerf the other pistols it's power level is fine
This implies vOlvO uses logic. Which isn't true. A 9MM is more damaging than a 5.56. Which is the most absurd thing to ever grace this earth.
Remember switching to your pistol is always faster then reloading...
Well... :(
Peter Quad yup, do the opposite then. XD
@S T Ξ Λ L T H no? Then
F*ck tips from games lol
Gaz (?-2007)
@@jelleposthuma8786 It is "than". Don't comment if you aren't fluent in English.
2:04 i would love to play Dust 2 by night 😯
Well, there are a lot of maps in the workshop.
i ja bih
@Glowie1's Spotlight i dont care and i never asked you idiot.
@LOWFRAMEBLOX Imagine thinking thats a good argument. Also might not want to get into internet arguments with a dumbass name like that.
Dusk_2
0:20 I dont even play csgo I just love these vids
Same :') (Dont Have A Laptop/PC)
why does commentary have these long awkward pauses?
4 effect
Idk
Gypsy
The gym, my friend, you hear me? The gym! 🏃🏾
Gypsy he does it on purpose
Gypsy why are u here?
Sawed Off - The Wannabe
Galil AR - The EcoM4
USP-S - Pocket Auto
Desert eagle - Headshot machine
2Fort - INTERWEBZ . CC cannon*
SteveHeist R8 99 in 1
CUMP45
I kinda like the UMP-45, but it can be VERY powerful in the right hands.
Last time I was this early...
I could win with the CZ
Reilly Smith i still can fking silver
Honestly, the CZ is great for eco rushes on places like palace, I've won a lot of gun fights rushing up ladder and spraying the palace player down. If you strafe while you spray you'll get hit all of once and get a free ak.
Five-Seven=Nine-Eleven..... plz kill me
Happy Dubya Day!
Too soon
Suomi
@@tsipa8d Mee töihin
@@Forkkis Meenki kesäl
you should do the poor man's negev aka GG-Bizon
jukechuu you mean pay pay bizon?
OP-Bizon!
the peepee-bizon
pewpew-bizon, I could do this all day long
I've always called it the P-P Calzone
How to use the "Oops I accidentally bought this shit for 5k" AKA the M249.
I'm Gay! But Anyways, That always fucking happens when I try to buy an AK, now I have a buy bind so I'm safe XD
I'm Gay! But Anyways, MMMM your profile name is golden. It is unavoidable.
HAHA I HAVE DEFEATED YOUR USERNAME
I'm Gay! But Anyways, actually it could be called "I M2Poor49"
I'm Gay! But Anyways, Your name is so troll, holy shit rofl
Not a pocket Ak, a pocket Ak stealer.
Pocket M4A4 with only 12 bullets makes the most sense to me, except that it can 1-tap at close range...
THERAZORKILLE not anymore
@@jonnassan this is so sad can we hit 50 likes
@@jummpy6713 you got only 1 like for a 6 months lol
@@jummpy6713 you got one in a year
Lol I probably killed you over and over with the akimbo G-18's in MW2.
you are gay.
ur mom gay
Crow T. Robot u gay.
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No u
0:36 "Wait a minute, isn't that OP?"
" *YES* "
That yes and how he just casually changed topic cracked me up xD
They should buff it up
Or at least do what they did before and have it cost $300
DanKorCZ or something i hate, running out of amo. No seriusly Guns like the r8, m4a1-s and this one should have 3 exstra magazines like everyone else instead of only 1
Mikail41
Yeah I agree, at least then you could argue that it could be a secondary worth using
My suggestion for CZ changes:
300$ kill reward
Slighty lower damage, so that it doesn't kill through helmets
Slightly better accuracy (when standing)
3 spare mags
I would change all pistols except Deagle and R8 to not kill through helmets.
chainsawplayin
I like those suggestions however the kill through helmets thing is now such a staple of csgo comp that you can't really just change it
chainsawplayin Oh god, don't give it extra mags, that takes away the punishment of missing shots and you arent supposed to go onto a kill streak with this gun since its for ecos.
i don't mean to be a nay-sayer. but the cz is inaccurate as fuck. it is in no way a pocket-ak47.
+yurtpoh clips.twitch.tv/m0e_tv/FaithfulCatNoNoSpot
lmao. that is golden though.
+Let the hate begin - nah, it really is inaccurate as fuck. that shot on Moe, while very pleasant to watch, is just luck.
maybe i am :(
its not inaccurate at all lmao i can pull off 15-20 cz kills a game if i decide to use cz only
yes it is. it's the least accurate pistol... and no you can't.
If they made it take up the dual berettas slot
They might aswell remove dualies if they do that
I can't even believe the fucking dualies are in the game... They are useless....
3 days ago i made an ace with dualies playing against MG's XD
+MCTV jup
Lars Dragtstra Holy fuck mate. I once managed to kill THREE MGs like, right in a row with three consecutive headshots from an R8 (Yes, I run with the R8. I love it too much. Also, one of those shots was a quick dropshot)
"Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading."
*Yeah about that*
It's not actually bad as a secondary to the AWP, though I would prefer it with the Scout for the sake that I'm probably going to get an M4 or AK if I end up using it, but it DOES give you a reasonable gun to push with if you are expecting CQC with more than one enemy. Only problem is that I wish it replaced the Dualies instead.
Agreed, I'm good with the CZ but I prefer the five seven just because it's awesome. (FN is the best.)
"Didn't he read the patch notes?"
The two year old patch notes gg
lomhow1234 wtf when i read that ge daid that WTF xD
lomhow1234 12 June 2018 notes...the cz is nerfed
The what years old patch notes now?
"Wait, isn't that OP?" "Yeeess." *3 second long awkward silence.*
4:12 Why nobody tell it to M4A1-S players?
Duke285 I like them both but I use the m4a4 to stop rushes
the m4a1s is great
@@doctapeppur1900 yeah I use It, since its buff
m4 is better nerds
@@diegohuizarbarajas6930 A4 or A1?
This actually helped me. I'm using the Five - Seven now.
"Switching to your pistol is faster than reloading"
CZ75: Are you sure about that?
I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass
TheLegend27?
Yea TheLegend27
I heard the legend 27 is a huge dick face
I heard thelegend27 is a feminist.
the level 27?
Are you actually Idubbbz in csgo
Meeee :3
The steel 4k clip with the cz didn't really show how op it was because he's a pro and he double dinked them all, that was all skill not really bs
"switching to your pistol is faster than reloading"
*laughs in CZ-75*
Bruh reloading a fucking awp is as slow as changing to a fucking cz. and a fucking cz pulling out a cz is faster than reloading an AUG so only use it to kill someone and grab the gun lol
@nRGNL because reloading a fucking cz is as slow as reloading the awp soo it’s lol
Wtf why is this 5 years old. I feel old now
I use the cz for both my slots hehe xd
Same lol
Lets just say that i have some respect to DON'T ise 5-7
Dude, I'm S1 and I was wrecking every1 in a deathmatch server with a 5-7, it's broken as fucking shit, there was this one guy who had an ak and couldn't kill me for shit because I always put a bullet right in his face before he could do anything
Funny thing is, before CS:GO, the Five SeveN was total shit.
MilesT naughty girl
i actually switched to the cz back a while ago and this made me laugh :)
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Reply and let me know what gun you want me to do after the M'P9
iNoToRiOuS I LOVE U I WANT TO FRIEND U BRO XDD #DankMemes
Grats on finsihing finally new video
iNoToRiOuS How to be a lucio main. Please. Or the Galil.
do the sawed off
iNoToRiOuS fat rat remix of Dont stop, I like
I could use CZ75 if this weapon could be use instead the P250 and still for 300$, beacause it's too bad to use this instead Five-SeveN and Tec-9.
My tactic is to fire a shot at the start of the round and reload. Yes, I got 1 bullet less, but the reload shortens waaay more.
I don't really like your videos, but this one was Funny af. Props to you
no one:
Valorant players:
isnt that a frenzy?
LMAO RIGHT
I usually use SMGs (MP9 and UMP45). I get very big results, almost as when I'm using the rifles
2:26 not anymore since June 12, 2018
There's also the semi auto version not featured in game but is widley used globally.
1:50 I can't breathe :D
1:58 i actually pissed myself laughing.
как мне это в реки залетело спустя 7 лет?
Рил😅😊
Classic iNut tho he sounds so young
All my life I thought the Auto's magazine well was in the front.
Then I watched the reload animation.
Yeah, that... that makes a lot of sense now.
This pistol is not smal AK 47 it's a product from separate armory CZ (česká zbrojovka) from Czech republic.
Yeah, and we czech have a history of making ak47 clones. In ww2 though, all sides of the war stole our designs. The british bren gun was a czech design for example.
No it is Serbian pistol cz crvena zastava like red flag necause of the flag of Ygoslavia
When you return to this vid after the huge pistol nerf, and laugh at all the people using the Tec-9 now
Wait wtf havent u made a video on the cz before?
mike s I think he did
0:27
And that's why you can get the P250 Expert achievement with the CZ75.
0:36 giving me warowl vibes
I had been called "go play battlefield you cz noob" by enemy team cuz I was actuslly getting some kills with CZ 75
you can use literally any weapon in the game and they will call you a "[insert weapon here] noob"
well if you have money and its the last round yeah buy an auto sniper, but if you buy it everytime and just spray and pray you are an auto-noob.. same with p90(maybe fast rush rounds i understand but playing constantly with it is cancer though)
True , i love Scar 20 but then i get called Scar 20 noob
You're right!
Akreal i love the cz75
I feel like id use the CZ75 if it had more ammo. I remember doing an amazing pistol round with it, but then I ran out of ammo and died.
Damn I miss old Dust 2
2:45 LOL I was eating ramen noodles atm when I watched this video and I am a college student xD
Guy: I’m going to ikea want anything?
Moth: lämp
Other guy: yes some Halloween stuff
Guy: swats moth and goes to ikea
I don't even play this game, but I understand every single pain because I play TF2
Damn they updated the pistol's... Tec-9 debuffed
I was the piece of shit that used the akimbo G18's
Arman Ashourlou i was the asshole who sniped with acr stopping power fmj
I was the piece of shit that used akimbo FMG's
i still dont get to this day if the slow quick switch on this weapon is because the player is adding a extra magazine in thte front of the gun why after reload it keeps re adding that clip lmao
"wait a minute.. u ask if its op?" "Why yes, yes it is" XD
They should let u swap it with the Glock
so many people got mad at this lol
Too bad both the Five-seven and Tec-9 are better in most cases.
use first cz steal weapon and kill others
Too bad that this is exactly what he said in the video though.
Compz18 Yeah I posted it quite early in the video.
Depends I can't clutch a round with a 57 and a t9. But I can do it easily with a cz ... I just am better off with a cz
Post cz nerf that removed the 1-tap headshot on helmet i can say it's still possible to hold b plateau on cobble all by yourself against a 5 man ak+helmet rush with only 1 clip of the cz.
This gun and beer is what people think of when i say im Czech. And that other thing which people wont mention. You know what it is
Wait what
@@Mebble people always talk about either that op Czech gun in csgo, beer or dont know where it is. (This gun is made in the czech republic by the way)
you deserve +1 sub just for that 1:49 clip, so true ahahah
Marco Martins what is the music?
Pé Torto search generic elevator music
Press the fking f when u quickswitch
you insulted him he earns more than a million for that clip
1:40 u flick with inhuman reaction time
Inut: isn’t that op?yesssssszzss
Nobody:
2 Года назад не долюбливал этот пест. Но теперь он мой самый любимый.
2:02 wow look at his fingers in the front they go through the barrel, good job valvE
I think the CZ needs a small buff...
CZ75 madded by IKEA, let me explain this :
the gunpowder is separate from the bullet's
it also the trigger, barrell, magazine, etc.
that's how IKEA work
This pistol is actually Czechoslovakian.
BTW, It's made in the Chezch Republic
Where im from!! Its a great country
Also its Czech republic, or (if your a idiot) czechia
@@thegreaterg8r148 why an idiot? Many people say russia instead of Russian federation and i they are not idiots
when playing AWP this hsit is really help-ing , Is the most over powered combination in MY opinion
In dust2, I use it as a eco round weapon to steal enemy weapons. That's it. You go to B, hide next to the tunnels and when a T goes out you just kill it. then you take its primary gun
ldlcz 75 oh my gosh my im dying xD
when valve decided that it shoots 9mm when it actually shoots .40s&w
This video perfectly shows why I don't play this game. Valve doesn't care about balance or anything, they take way too much time to polish the game. Enough of this, bullsh*t, Rainbow Six: Siege gets 8 major updates per year with free content, balancing, bugfixing and more. Valve just changes gun sound to be identical across half the SMGs, leaves TEC-9 as the OP 500$ SMG and adds stupid skins that cost money. What a waste of time to play a fu**ing unpolished game with a bunch of idiots or trolls. It can be kinda fun but it doesn't deserve the praise it gets, if it didn't get all the praise maybe Valve WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE A NEW GAME OR STEP UP THEIR GAME.
Nobody cares m8
Rainbow Six: Siege players will never shut up about how superior their game is lmao. They'll just explode if they don't tell others in about 5 minutes
Fact: Pistol bullets don't have to travel as far as rifle bullets in order to gain a greater velocity. Ex: 9mm doesn't need to travel as far as a 5.56 to do damage
He needs to make these videos like this but with the new buffs/ Nerfs
What is CSGO?
I love the CZ and im pretty good at it i think :)
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this video is 2 years late, calling the cz a pocket ak in December of 2016 is simply laughable
Anarkhos cry me a river nerd
Hulk NE no ur a nerd
rekt
***** do you even know what that word means? Nobody got "rekt" here lmao
Hulk NE ur just mad mad cuz bad and not funny, and cant take a joke, and doesnt know what rekt means
His voice cracks faster than the spray on the cz
i miss those vids 😞
"This requires skill,"
*clicks off video.
If you have good aim, you don't need the pocket AK, just use any other pistol.
at least they nerfed it, right guys?
right? RIGHT?!
tor They nerf everything... Right? R8 is still 70% luck 0.5% skill and 29.5%rangers from American Hill, 0% nuke and 0 Fps
+StaTeBoliUvoGoogle? And a 100% reason to delete the game
+Elkkyyy u heard the song bruh? xD
+Elkkyyy Houngoungagne - The R8 song
F всем челам,которые из за злоупотребления субтитрами реально подумали,что он пошутил про почту Рашки и Дошираки:)
А вообще,умение преподнести иностранную шутку так,чтобы она нашла что то общее в умах людей из страны,которые юзают эти субтитры,это большое умение.Молодчина,чел))
F to all chelam who, due to the abuse of subtitles, really thought that he was joking about Rashka and Doshiraki's mail :)
In general, the ability to present a foreign joke so that it finds something in common in the minds of people from the country who use these subtitles is a great skill.