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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
  • The Venture Bros S07E10

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  • @knockout3248
    @knockout3248 Před rokem +2427

    This is why death by Samson is listed as it’s separate thing by the guild

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist Před rokem +181

      Brock Samson: Men write him Love Letters, and Women name their Vibrators after him.

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 Před rokem +74

      Slayer of men, Slayer of Henchmen

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 Před rokem +42

      They have a shortcut to it for their Death registry

    • @michaelmartin8396
      @michaelmartin8396 Před rokem +53

      Depending on Life Insurance policies, he's probably made a lot of people happy with the payouts. I'm surprised the Guild isn't bankrupt tbh

    • @stigmastorm5204
      @stigmastorm5204 Před rokem +19

      @@michaelmartin8396
      Life insurance policies for henchmen are likely to be whats funding the guild. lol

  • @meatguyf1375
    @meatguyf1375 Před rokem +3000

    I just love how Brock was genuinely afraid of a Guild Blackout team in the second season, but by this point they're just another notch on his belt.

    • @darkmask5933
      @darkmask5933 Před rokem +614

      To be fair, at that time he was more afraid of what the blackout team would do to his family. This time seems to be him getting to go all out.
      Also, like he said, back then he had been killing henchmen like every day, this time its been quiet and kind of boring.

    • @meatguyf1375
      @meatguyf1375 Před rokem +170

      @@darkmask5933 Yeah, but you also get the feeling he understands they're still a threat to him as well. Here, they're more of a joke . He's just kind of having a good time here.

    • @brawl8
      @brawl8 Před rokem +113

      He has been bored 🥱 officially rusty now a level 10. Brock hasn’t seen much action. Due to the monarch killing the other level 10 who had arching rights to rusty venture. He is definitely dis appointed because he was expecting a lot more. He gets the occasional threat. Does he live for it. Red death 💀 being a treat.
      Brock Samsung asked to to take a tank shot point blank. Just to prove that he could…. He did.

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo Před rokem +69

      I think he more recognizes he’s the target so he’s like “hey I’m not locked in here with you you’re locked in here with me. AND IM GOING TO HAVE FUN”
      Previously doc and the venture bros were the target so he was more afraid for them

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie Před rokem +50

      he wasn't afraid in the slightest. He was naked, covered in blood, and holding the severed head of one of the agents. He just knew that it was serious and much more dangerous for Doc and the boys than their regular villains attacking them.

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 Před rokem +575

    you think he's bluffing and trying to psych them in to falling back or retreating until you realize he genuinely is locking them inside the tower

  • @mediokay508
    @mediokay508 Před rokem +377

    "Each one of you fine soldiers will be sacrificed for his amusement."
    Brock intimidates as easily as breathing.

  • @invaderHUNK
    @invaderHUNK Před rokem +670

    “Hey you, guy with a bead on me, you want to take a piss break?”
    Absolute lad

    • @robertsissco2439
      @robertsissco2439 Před rokem +44

      I learned to count when I was four do you need to take a piss?

    • @BBB-pe3ip
      @BBB-pe3ip Před rokem +26

      @@robertsissco2439 (reluctantly) Yeah.

    • @4JBrewer
      @4JBrewer Před rokem +17

      @@BBB-pe3ip He should have replied, "I don't anymore."

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 Před rokem +1181

    Brock follows the sniper code
    He’s being polite. He’s being efficient. He has a plan to kill everyone he meets

    • @wanfu5634
      @wanfu5634 Před rokem +25

      Got the reference.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 Před rokem +25

      I mean maybe but i imagine Brock would be absolutely capable of pureeing someones brains out of their spine with a golf trophy.

    • @sentineluk7
      @sentineluk7 Před rokem +12

      @@alexs5814 That's because Brock's plan is always violence. Sometimes he gets more creative, and sometimes he just wants to go back to the classics.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 Před rokem +6

      @@sentineluk7 That's the point, really. He's only ever polite if he's goading someone into attacking him to unleash the violence.
      Creativity is usually used by him to allow for minimal time inbetween bouts of incoherent carnage whilst killing everyone in the viscinity.
      And he's only efficient if it means he has to balance some type of kills-to-opponents ratio.

    • @hazzydahaka13
      @hazzydahaka13 Před rokem +2

      Bro follows it better than the sniper himself lol.

  • @SympleSyn
    @SympleSyn Před rokem +1011

    RIP Venture Bros.
    May the final film do you justice.

    • @UncleFester84
      @UncleFester84 Před rokem +14

      It wont tho, unfortunately

    • @PseudoEmpathy
      @PseudoEmpathy Před rokem +1

      The what now? News?

    • @SympleSyn
      @SympleSyn Před rokem +46

      @@PseudoEmpathy The show got cancelled back in Sept 2020. There's going to be a direct to HBO Max movie to act as a finale.

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 Před rokem +22

      @@SympleSyn is that even still happening? lots of stuff from all over got reshuffled or outright canceled during that massive cluster fuck of a Merger with Discovery and I haven't heard word about this last ventures hurrah after shake up

    • @officialmorbius
      @officialmorbius Před rokem +36

      @@Gojiro7 It’s still happening, the creators have been posting about it on social media. Was even confirmed three days ago that it’ll get a dvd/blu-ray release as well.

  • @crashandersen602
    @crashandersen602 Před rokem +874

    Brock is so legendary a slide trail of his victims blood appeared before he slid. It's like the floor knew to bleed for him. 0:21

    • @kalebsantos72
      @kalebsantos72 Před rokem +23

      Damn it I’m never gonna unsee that

    • @crashandersen602
      @crashandersen602 Před rokem +36

      @@kalebsantos72 You think that's bad? There's a scene in Invincible episode 7, timestamp 29:02 where Invincible and Atom Eve are sitting on a cliff and the background artists couldn't be bothered to finish painting the rocks at the bottom!

    • @nonachyourbusiness1164
      @nonachyourbusiness1164 Před rokem +11

      @@crashandersen602 I don't watch these series for their detailed backgrounds

    • @DekuDunkstar
      @DekuDunkstar Před rokem +10

      Is it possible that it was already there before he slided?

    • @Jascosaurus
      @Jascosaurus Před rokem +10

      Knowing the continuity effort in this show. That could be blood from a previous victim.

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury Před rokem +336

    Points for the realism with the intercom having different effects depending on the room.

    • @CrashHeadroom
      @CrashHeadroom Před rokem +17

      I Remember when games used to be like that too thanks to EAX and soundcards....*sighs*

    • @hue_jazz59
      @hue_jazz59 Před rokem +6

      This show deserves awards in sounds design

  • @glurgbarble7268
    @glurgbarble7268 Před rokem +361

    It says something about how much respect The Monarch has earned in the Guild that they are willing to sacrifice an entire Blackout team to Brock just to turn him into a Level 10.

    • @potahtwah9591
      @potahtwah9591 Před 8 měsíci +19

      It's more a dedication to their system and traditions than a respect for the monarch. They would have offered Brick Frog the same courtesy.

  • @roshango125ab
    @roshango125ab Před rokem +55

    I'm glad that the series made Brock more than just an over the top killing machine as the show went on, but it was fun to see him get back into his slayer of henchmen mode again in this episode after a while

  • @MagisterV224
    @MagisterV224 Před rokem +429

    Seriously when they pulled this plan, the guild should have send Two ton 21 to help them. He’s the only henchman to fight, survive and even occasionally beat Samson.

    • @chakinabox
      @chakinabox Před rokem +94

      To be fair, he was busy being part of Monarch's level 10-ing ceremony that night and also receiving an offer of promotion too!

    • @garretdziuk823
      @garretdziuk823 Před rokem +18

      @@chakinabox the promotion was a Faustian promise.

    • @Commanderziff
      @Commanderziff Před rokem +29

      21 was part of the Monarch's ceremony. 21 has also never beaten Brock. I think they've only had one fight, and Brock could have killed him at the end, but he was so impressed with how far he'd come, he let him live.

    • @imonke5303
      @imonke5303 Před rokem +11

      @@Commanderziff they were also kinda buddies if you think about it, he could have and should have killed him when he picked up Sphinx or however u spell it, but he didn't. Then again he seems like buddies with all of em considering next season he basically lives at the compound, hell he even let him keep his crossbow Chewbacca style. It was cool to see 21 kinda get him tho, got a good punch in and even knocked Samson down which is something hardly anyone has done with their physique alone.

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 Před 18 hodinami

      ​@@imonke5303its a case of "this guys come this far...and he might get me a challenge some day"

  • @nelsonchereta816
    @nelsonchereta816 Před rokem +123

    When you are just so damn bad ass you can take time out to announce it to your coming victims, and even thank them for their service.

    • @thundercrash4775
      @thundercrash4775 Před 5 měsíci

      And also be chill enough to offer them a piss break part way through.

  • @SuperUniverse
    @SuperUniverse Před rokem +62

    Brock would have made a great Villain
    This line would make Red Death proud
    The man loves showmanship

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 Před rokem +8

      Nothing will beat Red Death's
      "TIC TIC TIC".

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před rokem +4

      Everyone is somebody's villain

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 Před 11 měsíci

      He's a villain to the enemies of the flag.

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 Před 10 měsíci

      Irony is most henchmen consider death by Samson the most respectable way to die.

  • @nickwilliamson4109
    @nickwilliamson4109 Před rokem +24

    "I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!"

  • @dyingfyre9688
    @dyingfyre9688 Před rokem +38

    Later on
    Brock: *standing on a table holding a spear and screaming his head* hang on I have to pee
    Impaled Guild Blackout agent: y-you’re serious?
    Brock: yeah I have to take a pee, anyone else have to pee? How about you guy with a bead on me who needs a reload
    Out of sight agent: *click* how did you…?
    Brock: I learned to count when I was 5

    • @craigfury6110
      @craigfury6110 Před rokem

      *tries to fire and only two clicks* "what the...dammit"

  • @Canonfudder
    @Canonfudder Před rokem +6

    Hush, dont move, the blade is still inside you. Strange, almost sensual, how it slides in, you almost cant feel it..

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 Před rokem +10

    The best part of this comes right after where the video cuts off, where Brock checks under the desk and says "Oh come on, Hatred; you really don't keep a gun back here? What's wrong with you?"

    • @paulc1665
      @paulc1665 Před rokem +1

      I am trying to reconcile this with his disavowal of guns when he renewed his licence to kill. The main thing I come up with is we don't know what he was actually going to do with it. Something much worse than just shooting Guild agents, I trust.

    • @boomerpro87
      @boomerpro87 Před rokem +1

      @@paulc1665 i personally imagine he was going to unload it
      and then alternate between beating them to death with the empty pistol
      and shoving the magazine and its bullets to someplace you dont want a magazine and bullets to be shoved
      which would be anywhere, but samson probably knows where to make it the least comfortable.

    • @DGX24
      @DGX24 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@boomerpro87 Right. He'll do some MacGuyver shit with it most likely.

  • @teetea7734
    @teetea7734 Před rokem +65

    There should a be multiplayer game of this scene where a team of 2 to 12 players try to survive as long as they can before their inevitable deaths at the hands of the Legendary Brock Samson.

    • @Aichi1138
      @Aichi1138 Před rokem +4

      Usually we call that dead by daylight but even then those killers can't hunt more than 6 unarmed untrained victims at a time

    • @Sarindanvelor
      @Sarindanvelor Před rokem +2

      pretty sure that's just called doom eternal multiplayer

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 Před rokem +2

      TF2 has something like that, but with Saxton Hale.

  • @dr.veronica6155
    @dr.veronica6155 Před 6 měsíci +8

    I like to imagine Bruce Wayne hiring Brock Samson as his in-public bodyguard, and at some point, the Joker attacks Wayne Industries or the Wayne Manor or something, and this is what Brock says to them. Because the Joker never goes into anything with any kind of belief that he'll actually die since Batman doesn't kill. But the Swedish Murder Machine absolutely does. The Joker is exactly the type of overly confident, dramatic idiot villain whom Brock loves to kill.

  • @thefallenjedi66
    @thefallenjedi66 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Thank you for this. Was looking for an exact clip of this

  • @nihar2009
    @nihar2009 Před rokem +53

    True professional

  • @kevinbarber2795
    @kevinbarber2795 Před rokem +27

    If any of them were smart, they shot out a window and jumped out before the blast shields came all the way down.

  • @thesovereign6996
    @thesovereign6996 Před rokem +26

    Bravo! He never disappoints that one.

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 Před rokem +60

    At least two of those peed themselves hearing this...

    • @GabrielusPrime
      @GabrielusPrime Před rokem +2

      Only two?

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 Před rokem +6

      @@GabrielusPrime I mean there's a pee break later so some still had full bladders...

    • @GabrielusPrime
      @GabrielusPrime Před rokem +2

      @Jordan Loux Surprising. With Brock's reputation, I'd have thought there would've been more.

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I love how his tone and wording made this feel more like a eulogy than a warning.

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek Před 2 měsíci +3

    "Jesus they're stacking up like cornwood" - Watch as dead guild operatives keep coming through the teleporter

  • @TheSibua
    @TheSibua Před rokem +25

    Love to see Brock go all out against Red Death. Really hope they have that in the movie

  • @durandal9956
    @durandal9956 Před rokem +38

    At this point it is evident that whenever brock used a mic and says even one or half a word that's a cue to run and head out

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 14 dny +1

    "Good luck out there, and thank you for your service."
    Never have I felt such a strange combination of pants-wetting fear and inspiration to die gloriously.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Před 11 dny +1

      Brock is just respecting their skills and experience, as a fellow soldier. But he's not going to pretend like he's not about to humiliate them either lol

  • @Negasonic100
    @Negasonic100 Před rokem +8

    ...I kinda wish this clip was a few seconds longer, cause I remember hearing them all start groaning.. like 'aw crap'

  • @angryeric2961
    @angryeric2961 Před 11 měsíci +12

    I dont even watch this show but thats the single most badass line ever spoken

  • @alejandromolina7270
    @alejandromolina7270 Před rokem +3

    After Brock Samson made his speech, every Blackout Team member thought to themselves,
    "Oh thank God I'm wearing black pants. Because I just shit myself!"

  • @rezthemediaruler3768
    @rezthemediaruler3768 Před rokem +2

    To be honest I would have crpped my pants hearing this and tried to do anything to leave this place immediately.

  • @nowwhat7259
    @nowwhat7259 Před 14 dny +1

    When there is a new level 10, ceremony dictates that human sacrifices must be made.

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost Před rokem +1

    That kill at the beginning is even better with subtitles, imo. That way, there's no doubt that the guy is laughing as he dies.

  • @stooge5299
    @stooge5299 Před rokem +5

    God I love his laugh at 0:18 its so goofy but cool

  • @MrMister681
    @MrMister681 Před rokem +12

    Sometimes I'm disappointed that they toned down Brock's psycho tendencies from the first two seasons and then I remember scenes like this lol

    • @hue_jazz59
      @hue_jazz59 Před rokem +1

      Wb when he wanted to beat on Dermot lmao

    • @imonke5303
      @imonke5303 Před rokem +2

      @@hue_jazz59 the fact he didn't even realize the connection is astounding lol

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 Před rokem +4

    Can we just agree though that that guild blackout team is being given a gift! What more honorable way is there to exit this mortal coil than to be murdered by Brock Sampson?

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 Před rokem +1

    Holy Smokes this clip is back, went missing for a while right when I was feeling nostalgic for it.

  • @cameo-taku4965
    @cameo-taku4965 Před rokem +11

    I'd like to believe Brock Samson and John Wick are drinking buddies

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 Před rokem +2

      I assumed Wick was drinking buddies with Shore Leave. You know, what with them both being big on guns.

    • @cameo-taku4965
      @cameo-taku4965 Před rokem +2

      @Barbatos mcmurderton true but John does have a wrap sheet similar to Brock

  • @Gigantic1000
    @Gigantic1000 Před rokem +12

    Brock at his most Brock

  • @Sweet_Venom0027
    @Sweet_Venom0027 Před rokem +1

    This is the kind of speech that makes a non-suicidal person think "what the Hell have I been doing with my life to end up here. I wanna go home!!"

  • @shadowwilson7282
    @shadowwilson7282 Před rokem +2

    🥲🥲🤧That...was beautiful, Mr. Samson.

  • @Windrave
    @Windrave Před rokem +5

    I dunno why this came to mind but I'd love to see Brock in John McClaine's place in the first Die Hard and give this speech to Hans and his henchmen.

  • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
    @ComicWriter-ml3qt Před rokem +2

    This was Brock’s last story before the show got canceled.
    Wonder what’s gonna happen in the movie

  • @BlackGoId
    @BlackGoId Před rokem +5

    “Testing, Testing, Hello Idiots. Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for accepting this suicide mission. Your target, a one Brock Samson has been really bored lately and will enjoy the shit out of this. Each one of you fine soldiers will be sacrificed for his amusement. Your unavoidable deaths will become the stuff of legend. Every new recruit will hear the story of the time a guild blackout team got locked in a ventech tower, behind seven inch bar proof steel doors and were killed one by one in glorious service to this dumbass guild you joined. Good luck out there and thank you for your service.”
    -Brock Samson

  • @mattmozgiel2111
    @mattmozgiel2111 Před rokem +3

    Bring this show back adult swim. It's too great

  • @VSaber365
    @VSaber365 Před rokem +5

    🤨 …Uh, Brock? Nice speech and all, but uh… I don’t think there’s anyone else in the building, considering that THE ANIMATION TEAM never drew out anymore evil henchmen for this scene.

  • @gemnut2562
    @gemnut2562 Před rokem +2

    I mean he already banged a Wonder Woman so yah him being a god in this moment is just the best and is totally warranted 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shotgun6X
      @shotgun6X Před rokem

      Pretty sure the wonder woman banged him

  • @Markthewolf23
    @Markthewolf23 Před rokem +2

    Ok, I will admit, brock officially scares me

  • @boradis
    @boradis Před rokem +9

    I wish they could give a speech like this to John Wick.

    • @Aichi1138
      @Aichi1138 Před rokem

      John doesn't announce himself, He let's his enemies do that job for him

  • @user-tw8cy8gu8n
    @user-tw8cy8gu8n Před 26 dny +1

    Only thing is, it showed an empty compound >_> where was all of the henchmen blackout team

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian Před rokem +8

    Honestly intimidating.

  • @anthonytilleman3576
    @anthonytilleman3576 Před rokem +2

    Brock Samson is like one of the dudes I would like to train with at the gym.

  • @joshuahaynes1026
    @joshuahaynes1026 Před rokem +4

    I'd play a Venture bros video game.

  • @beans3665
    @beans3665 Před rokem +25

    Bababouie

  • @dantetejeda1868
    @dantetejeda1868 Před rokem +1

    Slayer of Henchmen!

  • @leo11lim
    @leo11lim Před rokem +1

    Brock Samurai trooper

  • @wanfu5634
    @wanfu5634 Před rokem

    Brock: "I'm bored."
    Me: "Imma head out."

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Před rokem +1

    That was a good speech

  • @WickedFireBird69
    @WickedFireBird69 Před rokem

    I genuinely cannot wait for the movie

  • @austinkoontz5466
    @austinkoontz5466 Před rokem

    Awesome.

  • @doxielain2231
    @doxielain2231 Před rokem +1

    I see Brock's legs are invisible

  • @VectorGhost
    @VectorGhost Před rokem +3

    What happen when you invade a Texans house.

  • @oriana7193
    @oriana7193 Před rokem

    I really hope that somewhere down the line some other company gives this either a season eight or a freaking movie because the way they ended season 7. To most of us fans was like the biggest middle finger in the universe. Because honestly that cliffhanger was a super b****especially for fans like me have always theorized the relationship between the monarch and rusty. And i'm still doing the i-told-you-so dance.

    • @fuzz9203
      @fuzz9203 Před rokem

      A finale movie was confirmed as happening back in 2021. A screenshot and news even went public relatively recently, with many believing it has a chance of releasing later in the year.

  • @franciscorafaelmontielpale7854

    Is nobody going to talk about the next scene. Brok being disappointed that Hatred didn’t have a gun under the desk… A gun… The most unmanly weapon to Brok, as even when he had one he never keeps it loaded because it makes it too easy and non-personal.
    For him to search for a gun for this situation is extremely odd.

  • @onyxleoheart5226
    @onyxleoheart5226 Před rokem

    Oh come on Hatred. You really don't keep a gun back here. What's wrong with you?

  • @REDOYSTERCULT302
    @REDOYSTERCULT302 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Brock vs Saxton hale who wins

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 Před rokem +1

    0:26

  • @GamingBeast-gq2zv
    @GamingBeast-gq2zv Před 5 měsíci

    Why does this remind me of vought tower

  • @ALL_OUT_OF_BUBBLEGUM
    @ALL_OUT_OF_BUBBLEGUM Před rokem

    I need to make an updated meme version of this for UN troops, NATO troops, Fed Bois, etc.

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser Před rokem +1

    Weird!

  • @jordanmaso6192
    @jordanmaso6192 Před rokem

    What episode is this

  • @Broken-A08
    @Broken-A08 Před rokem

    Why do all the rooms give a different voice for the radio?

    • @ashleyjohnson9651
      @ashleyjohnson9651 Před rokem +4

      probably different quality/type of speakers in various rooms

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman Před rokem +5

    Love from a Vaush fan!

    • @FLE3TING_2NDS
      @FLE3TING_2NDS Před rokem +5

      When the fuck did he talk about the venture bros?

    • @corruptionpoint8498
      @corruptionpoint8498 Před rokem +14

      Eww

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust Před rokem +5

      literally who?

    • @nelsonchereta816
      @nelsonchereta816 Před rokem

      “Total slaughter, total slaughter, I won’t leave a single man alive. La de da de di, genocide. La de da de dud, an ocean of blood. Let’s begin the killing time.”

    • @VooshSpokesman
      @VooshSpokesman Před rokem +1

      @@FLE3TING_2NDS Just something I paste to boost the videos I watch in the algorithm.

  • @collectionenjoyer1907

    Kinda cringy to say that about yourself.

    • @boomerpro87
      @boomerpro87 Před rokem +5

      its only cringey if you havent proven you are
      indeed
      "that guy"
      and brock samson
      is very much indeed
      "THAT GUY"

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA Před 10 měsíci +1

      It's kind of existing to say that? Huh?