INSULT TO INJURY | Whack The Burglars
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Whack Your Neighbour ► • BAD NEIGHBOURS! | Whac...
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
/ cranbersher
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - Hry
Jack: *Freaks out at the brutal murder scenes*
Jack when he sees the only scene where the enemy survives: That was shit
honestly
The badguy is afraid of a tiny spider? 🕷 Really? Wat Dat about? Welp, here some more spiders 🕷 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
“Holy shit, that was brutal!! Moar!”
at the prison:
what're you in for?.
everything.
lol
What yous in for?
Patrick: Murdering thieves.
Rick and Morty reference
wachya in for? Killing someone in many different timeliness then torturing them, my neighbor, two burglars, my wife killed two people at the bar too!!!
Wait so who to kill here?
N
"Modern sinks have very good safe guards right?" So.. about that... got a spoon stuck in there and fushed it out with my hand and accidentally turned on the disposal before I took the hand out.. I only have half of a pointer finger.
One guy had his dick cut off lol
👁👁
That must have been so painful
Ouch it makes me hurt thinking about it
Shh
9:18
I love how the bat makes a metallic clink when he hits the burglar in the face, yet when he’s beating him with it later, it breaks and splinters, clearly showing that it’s made of wood!
It's cause the burglar has metal plates in his face from all the deaths before.
@@unprankable666 he is a cyborg he's not a real human
All his teeth on that side of his head were gold.
Jack: *claims it's too extreme* then *says it's lame when its normal*
The Duality of Septiceye
Bro when
@@Bob-kl1zl did I ask
Yeah
SHUUT
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO!!
BIG SMOKE, ITS ME CARL CHILL CHILL
CJ? OOOOHHHHHH MY DOG, WASSUP?
Hell yeah they picked the wrong house!
Sl eagle he will be seeing these saps in hell
Sl eagle from gta San Andreas.
Jack: Relentlessly murders someone in cold blood
Also Jack: Actually, Quantum Mechanics forbids this
Burglar: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Patrick: Throws about 6 encyclopedias.
The phrase "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" really didn't apply to when patrick threw the books.
“ HOW’S THAT FOR WORDS HURTING YOU?! “
say wat
Patrick defies sayings and physics
Actually it's "sticks and stones will break my bones but words are ghosts that haunt me, they do more harm than any weapon"
Did you not notice Patrick was wearing bunny slippers
I did xd
You actually made me look to see if he was...
I did
Blueberry Apple sauce same here
Yes
Why do I feel like Jack was holding his balls whenever they showed a burglars balls getting injured? Or is that just something all guys do?
Something all us guys do, it’s some brain neurological bullshit.
We all do it together
Its scientific fact that when a man sees another man experience ball pain he feels it as well. It is also a fact that all of your bros within a 38 mile radius will feel any pain in the balls you feel and vice versa. It's like when girls have their periods in sync, its a special type of connection that bonds us together
@@kingjb554 XD that actually makes sense
As a female, pelvis injury fucking hurts too
I love how Jack takes off his headphones to make sure if the beeping is from the game or his actual smoke detector.
That's not what it was it was cause he thought he heard screaming
(someone broke into my house)
Me: how did that game go again?
Don't do it
Yes do it
Do it do it
@@bendily3623 fine do it
“Do you want to play a game?”
Love that moonlight sonata is playing in the background
I only know this song because of RE1.
Illuminati
@@cuteskitty1715 I only know it because of seth everman
Moonlight sonata was by Mozart right?
Justin X. Justin z will be naxt
Jack : " here dog, a head smoothie"
Dog: " I don't want"
Can we just take a moment of silence and say Rest In Peace flash😔😔😔
RIP
@@michaelquickenton1046rip
Someone needs to make a shirt that says: I'm high on murder"
:0
*say no more...*
@@bellat4421 You mean it!?
@@huntercummings3628 I'm already almost done,
@@bellat4421 That's incredible!
*I have to see it*
"Caaaarrrllll we don't eat people's faces!" "His hands, Carl. Where are his hands?!"
nice joke jacksepticeye knife to meet you
Taylor Brown he's not jack
yeah he is unless you're talking about his real name
@@taylorbrown3311
why is your reply filled with large spaces
Fandom Stuck umm ummm *slowly chews hands*
Game: You have completed all combo kills
Jack literally one second later: Tries to find a combo kill
Beechnut hwrggsesgfvhiohvsodfofbgusrshubfrbvzihu,,xfhouifgkvbse
Now we know why he forgot about that
If you dont know he found out that he has Adhd
@@jesterofthestars Yeah.
Nice profile name.
The N O S T A L G I A
I spent my transition into 2016 watching your videos. In fact, I spent my entire New Years Eve watching your videos. (^_^)
Oh sugar honey iced tea!Translation: Oh shit!
+Catherine Creepypasta haha lol
I spent my transition playing GH Live, I think it was worth it.
+The Fighter I don't know but jack is so cute
+The Fighter sometime tho he's BOSS!
Jack: Here dog! Head smoothie.
Me: Kool aid
OOOOOH YEEEEEAH
Cool aid
MoominGirl _19 kool aid*
The aid is cool
So cool aid
MoominGirl _19 yes
I was just starting high school when Jack posted this. Damn, now I've graduated and all, and he still keeps me company. Cheers to you mate.
14:28 bad boy
Jacksepticeye: Murder Critic
"The way he died wasn't as bad. The style of death was still awful, but it was less bloody."
Rating: 3/10
Me: no
It should have been bloodier
@@sloane3785 yeah he should have more blood that will be 10/10 but too much blood it will have a rating of barf (I don't have the vomit emojy) which is 1000/50 to much rating
Damn, your so true, @Cooper Abry
@@sloane3785 even bloodier than that
Timestamp?
Ad-apocalypse hits...
CZcams: This content is totally monetizable
Just comin back to see young Sean lol
I miss this era
21:40 i like how when you were listening for background noise the dog also seemed alert and curious, looking where you were lol idk thought ide share that thought.
First of all, Patrick is an alcoholic and a smoker, so he thinks life is a video game.
The (1st) burglar has a fear of spiders.
Phil Gridin he probably has Arachnophobia
Even though the spider wasn’t even close to him XD
Nerd
@@svarog7882 First of all, why would you say that? Second, your channel is all about rubik's cubes so I'd shut up if I were you.
@@ryancallahan3566 dude chill it was a joke I am the biggest nerd ever that’s why it is a joke
"The modern (garbage disposals) probably have safty gaurds"
Me: hahahahaba ....no... they are still extremly dangerous
You'd still have to TRY to get yourself hurt though.
@David Milliard Huh?
@David Milliard What original comment?
@David Milliard Of this comment thread or this comment section? Also, nice icon Miles Prower.
The garage disposal I had had a thing to cover it
it feels so strange watching this in 2022
16:40
Jack/Sean realised what was about to happen.
*Ouch.*
20:50 WELL, there HAVE been scientific reports of peoples' heads still being alive seconds after getting chopped off, and they can pretty much only blink.
+Grendall Mayo DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT DAMNIT xD
+Grendall Mayo Chickens can run around for a few seconds after their heads are chopped off.
Thorn Knight Even better! :D
Grendall Mayo I am ashamed I know that.
Thorn Knight Why? It's kinda taught in 9th grade history class. xD
I'm CONVINCED this is the kid from "Wack the Thief" and "Don't wack your teacher" all grown up.
That's what I was thinking!
this is a name No, that's his father.
IKR
He looks like he is super rich now.
Never knew watching jack would restore 200% of my energy
Thanks bro
This is honestly one of the many great series of gameplays you have! I love the “whack your...” series! 💕
VIOLENCE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE!
:D
Also, New Year is coming in 15 minutes for me, so *_HAPPY NEW YEAR!_* _everyone!_
+Snowatic netherlands? and happy new year!
Most of Europe celebrates at the same time, but nope not Netherlands :]
+Snowatic nope 9mins
!
+Snowatic mine new year is coming in 7 minutes
+Lisep mine is in 2 hrs
Jack, you're so close to 8 million subs! Mark just reached 11 million. I just reached 3,300 subscribers myself, but no where near as big as yours. I hope I can build a community as welcoming as this one.
+Leonhart54 Stay LIKE A BOSS Jack/Sean!
+Leonhart54 congrats on 3K! awesome sauce
+Leonhart54 I HAVE 3 NO WHERE NEAR YOURS BUT I WILL GET THERE P.S GOOD LUCK
+JacktheSacker happy new year!!!!
+Leonhart54 so happy for you! 3,300 is great
Man being here in 2023 feels unreal
I know right
Such a classic can’t believe this was already 5 years ago this make me feel old and sad 😞
17:28 I think that's how the bottle flip trend was created
He kicked the blender and landed it.
Tai Shane HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude erase that 2 and ԹմԵ 3 ɑղժ íԵ'ӀӀ ʍɑƘҽ.
1738
VanossViperGT
Newgamer: AY WHAT THE F**K!
OHHHHH
Tai Shane 😂👍lol
I love how chill the dog is throughout most of it. Like nothing out of the ordinary is going on.
lol like he's seen it all before
+Middle Aged Nerd ...
...there.
+Middle Aged Nerd it happens every day
+Frisk The Merciful & Chara The Reformed undertail!
Jack I like how you warm me up after a stressful day
Maybe at 3:48 when the guy got scared of the Spider he probably has Arachnophobia.
*gets HAND stuck in garbage disposal"
17:00 "handy"
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)
Hey ya need a hand?
@Tanner Gooch Alright then, guess it's HANDs off!😜
Corvus
Stop.
Fuck burglars
@@Corvus__ stfu
What if Patrick is the little boy from the other games but grown up?
:o good point
I could see that.
I can actually really see that
I can actually really see that
you mean whack your teacher and don't whack your teacher?
15:35 pov:you stole in Egypt
6:00 *Warning if you don’t like seeing Gory stuff do not click this* when I saw this I literally felt pain
*patrick kicks someone through the wall*
Jack: That’s very impressive.
Me: Where’d the tv go?
Same
To the gulog then back rooms then to the never end of nothing
Where’d the chandelier go when the bowling ball smashed on it?
They say "whatever", we say #YOLOBITCHES
They say "awesome", we say "Like A BOSS!"
They say "I hate you", we say "SCREW YOU BILLY!"
They say "hero", we say... Jacksepticeye
~Jessa Elford end of 2015
+Jessa Elford YESSSSS! YESSSSSS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!! XD
+Jessa Elford PREACH YESS
UGH YES.
👏 👏 well done
In Australia, it was January 1st hours ago.
5 years later and the nostalgia is still here
7:45 YES, 2 more wither skeleton skulls to go.
21:36 Here's the second one.
Is anyone else getting sick of people saying "who's watching in 2k16"
Who's watching I'm 2016!!!!!!
+Pasta Lover! You are?
JOOOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
What's wrong with that
who's watching in 2k16
17:25 "But will it blend?" I died. Lol
😂
20:00 I guess he wanted TEA-N-T
(BA DUM TSSSS)
+Kade Tucker I loved that channel!
pollution and I am a beautiful person
I know right? The execution on that joke was flawless
15:20 the music makes that even sadder
8:30 THE DUDE EQUILIZER'D HIS ASS
20:00 I guess he was in the mood for some TEA-N-T
XD
+PINOY HD YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
+PINOY HD Reminds me of Courage the Cowardly Dog, with Katz Submarine! XD
+PINOY HD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!NICE ONE !I GET IT!!!:3
OHHHHHH my gosh 2punny4meh
Jack what if Patrick is the boy in don't whack the teacher and whack the theft but all from up, wouldn't that be so cool?!?!
Faith Phelan WHACK IT the creator of DONT whack your teacher does not gave Patrick in Patrick was created EARLY billy is created back then
Don't wack your (The kid) and wack your (Patrick) are COMPLETELY different games and is not made by the same devs.
No, but they are related
I’m glad they continue the f;ash games😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Captain America: *Goes straight up and back down after being blasted by Ultron*
Jack: “That’s not how science works.”
happy new year guys. its been a boss year. let us pray to septic sam that we will be blessed with more awesome content.
+Hekuran Ramadani 12 seconds, new record
+Hekuran Ramadani :3
+Hekuran Ramadani yes
+Hekuran Ramadani *praying to septic sam for more awesome content*
A men 😃
12:09 now THATS what you call Facebook
xD Yeah xD
I used to use that joke all the time! 😁
Kaii lol
HIaa kaii
Thats true because the book is in his face. Like my cat in my profile pic?
9:33
p i n y a t a
Lmao
Since jack hasn't really uploaded much, i came back to re-watch his old videos, I have no regrets
So the guy knocks the burglar out..... and instead of calling cops, he decides to kill him in the most sadistic way he can think of? What do you think he does next because if he calls the cops after that, well he's fucked.
Act of self defense/Game Logic.
he calls the cops and kills THEM the sadisticst way he can think of.XD
+MinimiMax its legal to kill intruders in america especially if they have a gun and threaten you with it
yup
it's just a game
I miss when Jack said "Top of the morning to ya laddies" in that tone of voice.
Jack: “I guess it’s a bit too late for viewer discretion”
Me: 😳
This was on my recommended and now I’m in for life cause of the intro
That escalated quickly! lol great video Jack! Hope everyone has a good new years eve!
Happy new year
James O Loughlin have a good one
+IzzyGoneCrazy thank u Izzy
+IzzyGoneCrazy hey you're everywher happy new year
After this, probably not. :D
Jack: "Don't look at these games for scientific accuracy."
Me: "Don't look at almost ANY game for scientific accuracy!"
I don't even know.... XD
yaaass
what about fold it
Gunseeker Studios Oops XD gotta edit that now :P
+Gunseeker Studios GRAMMER POLICE ARE COMING, SHIT RUN
Gunseeker Studios lol
I love how relaxed patric is when the burglars enter.
The dog is just chilling at the beginning of it all like having a burglar breaking into your house was totally fine lol
I’d go full home alone on them and tell them
Merry Christmas you filthy animal
I'm disturbed.... This is really disturbing.
Yeah the others were like haha stylized killing that's almost funny in a way kind of like the dangan ronpa executions but this is just sadistic
ur name is disturbing😁
+Emma Brown agreed
+Emma Brown BURN!!
Thin skinned people.
24:12 crap we know that his house has SCP-087-B what do we do?
Contain
TIME FOR CLASS A AMNESTICS
wow this was in my recommended 5 yrs later…and i still remember watching it since it first came out
6:09 every man grimaced
I'm not even a man and I grimaced 😂
Jack knows science. He has a PHD.
Oh wait wrong channel-
what wrong channel?
Catherine Creepypasta It's a Game Grumps joke. I was referencing the fact that they overly mention that one of them has a PHD, since Jack said "That's not how science works" a lot. I said I'm on the wrong channel cause I thought most people wouldn't get it.
+shadetehbrownie BRIAN...
Brownies? sounds tasty.
+shadetehbrownie he knows jack! :P
LOL that dog looks pretty chilled with the burglars xD
+LionGaming haha that dog didn't even move when the owner got shot
+LionGaming and the cat
lionsgaming CLOE?!?
what
9:03 even the dog's head down really resembles what Jack think the dog said.
Damn I remember watching this video when it first came out. Crazy to look back and realize that 4 years later
Am I the only one who's comfortable with this much gore? Yes? Okay.
Wow, you must be really special.
This is not even gore imo..
Nah I'm use to worse then this
thanks to bestgore, liveleaks, evilox, etc.
I'm fine with it XD
That dogs is like, I've seen some shit man.
+Drake Loki #prayforthedog
+Cliona O D #doglivesmatter
+Drake Loki Haha! You're right!
+Drake Loki HA
#prayforwhiskey
Wow this just came up on my recommended at 2 am I miss these vids 😭
Ah, the memories of the good ole days when there was no worry about anything 😔
Congratulations, Jack. At 19:45 in the video, you just taught everybody how to make pressure cooker bombs. Yay! :D
I didn't really like this game so I started drawing with your voice in the background cause it makes me happy :)
Yeah, his voice is so calming and nice to listen too
+Ivana T to*
I do that all the time, especially to Mark or Cry too :)
+Izzy Bee did you draw king juilans feet
William Armes your familiar with my work
its been years and i still watch these videos lol
love to rewatch this 5 years later
It's funny how Jack can still come up with jokes while playing such a gruesom game 😂😂
I hate how in horror movies people are like "hello?" like the killer is going to be like "Yeah bro I'm in the kitchen, you want a sandwich?"
"teenager post"
No the killer is going to say, "It's me you're looking for."
No the murder is gonna say "It's me"
ha
+Liz.exe JOHHNNN CENNAAA!!!!
It’s been years since I’ve watched this video but you always return to your routes
Imagine someone wanting to kill you but you barely escape death. Then he is just standing there looking at you disappointed and says:" Really? You are still alive? That's not how science works ... " 20:45
Oh bitch I'm fabulous!~Markiplier
I just watched that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I also just watched that XD
PERFECT TIMING👌👍
Get outta here with that crap
I watched that before watching this vid XD
+Rossin Renner no u get out of here with ur attitude and negativity. We r just trying to have a good time
I think we've found jack the ripper but his real name is "Patrick".
keep on watching at the time 17:56
+The Number 1 Gun 0_0
OMG is that from black butler
you know what black butler is to 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
+Kayla Gwash
Jack The Ripper wasn't only in Black Butler. He was apparently a legitimate person
When the burglar’s legs was sticking out the sink it reminds me of what Trevor from gta would do to a man
I like how the dude was still screaming even though his head was gone
jacksepticeye you are the best
8:45 i guess you could say the burglar was eyeless for jack (creepypasta joke)
Lol
haha
+Kyla Malik Well played. I applaud you *claps*
omg dem creepypasta references tho XD
So I'm a sico maniak 😈
Ahh man, we need the flash games generation back
congratulations 🎉 you have found all combo kills!
Jack: im gonna keep doing combo kills