I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea People call me rich cause I got mo' money I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh I make the baker bake my bread out of dough No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) He's the greatest You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls If something's for sale, consider it sold I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold I even got a guy to gold plate my cat I don't regret much, but I do regret that If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) He's the greatest You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see (Oh, it's great to be me) I recall a heartbreaking story About my own tenth birthday party Should've been a glorious day for me I'd have been happy as can be But the Muppets were there To put on a show They started to dance They were telling their jokes I didn't laugh I didn't know how Then my friends They all turned around And they laughed at me They laughed at me I hate you, Muppets so He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him He's the greatest He's the greatest Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see Little Muppets, time to give up your dream
All of Uncle Deadly’s comments during the extended version of this song: 0:33 “Imagine the greatness!” 0:36 “Absolutely!” 2:14 “That’s him!” 2:22 “Correct!”
I thought this too, after all the whole deleted scene should've been included in the movie, maybe they'll include this in the extended edition if they ever make it.
Even though he changed his ways, i still think that if Tex Richman were to meet Nadya, she would be upset with his treatment towards Kermit. Anyone else agree Tex Richman wouldn't stand a chance against Nadya?
Wait, why did Tex Richman blame the Muppets when it was his so-called "friends" who laughed at him and think his no-sense-of-humor was so "funny"?! Those rotten kids should be ashamed of themselves for laughing at Tex Richman!
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Who else was dying laughing during this musical number in the movie?
Dying laughing? Like the Toon Patrol Weasels in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Lol
me
dragonsareawesome123 if he would have dabbed it would have been a legendary meme
all of were dying! you can try and deny it! but no one will believe you!!!1
I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea
People call me rich cause I got mo' money
I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's
I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(It's great to be me)
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world
When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale, consider it sold
I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(It's great to be me)
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
(Oh, it's great to be me)
I recall a heartbreaking story
About my own tenth birthday party
Should've been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be
But the Muppets were there
To put on a show
They started to dance
They were telling their jokes
I didn't laugh
I didn't know how
Then my friends
They all turned around
And they laughed at me
They laughed at me
I hate you, Muppets so
He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
He's the greatest
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see
Little Muppets, time to give up your dream
Those rotten kids! Laughing at young Tex Richman! They should be ashamed of themselves!
I died laughing at the theater when this moment happend!!
It was so unexpected and weird but so funny 😂😂
This song also kinda reminds me of Mr. Burns in The Simpsons XD
A little lot
Favourite song in the movie when played in full!!
Chris Cooper AKA Tex Richman you're a AWESOME rapper!!
All of Uncle Deadly’s comments during the extended version of this song:
0:33 “Imagine the greatness!”
0:36 “Absolutely!”
2:14 “That’s him!”
2:22 “Correct!”
let's make this a kinda new rickroll
1 person is a Muppett.
“You could’ve just said No”
Why didn't they have the whole thing actually in the movie?
I thought this too, after all the whole deleted scene should've been included in the movie, maybe they'll include this in the extended edition if they ever make it.
maybe they thought it was too long XD
probably time constraints
Why would someone dislike this?😂
Let alone 17 :(
ABBA is mad at them for borrowing the lyric "funny in a rich man's world".
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You can say that again
A brief summary of Donald Trump’s campaign.
Even though he changed his ways, i still think that if Tex Richman were to meet Nadya, she would be upset with his treatment towards Kermit. Anyone else agree Tex Richman wouldn't stand a chance against Nadya?
THIS IS BASICALLY A BO BURNHAM SONG
Donald Trump to Hillary
This has a very Rhett and Link vibe to it.
Jonah Davis I know !!!! I came on here to see if someone said this!!!!
Why does this slap
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A brief rap summary of Donald Trump.😂
hello there
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Or Donald Grump or the two Ronald Grumps.
listen in 1.25 speed
Trump's theme song
The wubbulous world of dr Seuss the musical movie music soundtrack
this is the song from Jasmine adventures of guardians of the galaxy prequel infinite when tex richman refused to help carina and the collector
Tex Richman sounds like Placido Domingo.
+John Cortes It's Nathan Pacheco who sings that part of the song.
Deleted parts in songs explain a lot more
Nickelodeon movie Hollywood studios music soundtrack
Janja and dazzling
WOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:08 donkey kong
I don’t get it
Returning Monday
2:09
Yeah well, you could've just said that.
Why this remind me of a Rhett and Link song
Wait, why did Tex Richman blame the Muppets when it was his so-called "friends" who laughed at him and think his no-sense-of-humor was so "funny"?! Those rotten kids should be ashamed of themselves for laughing at Tex Richman!
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Catdog hey Arnold aaahh real monsters rocko's modern life the angry beavers Jimmy neutron the fairly oddparents invader zim tuff puppy Danny phantom chalk zone rocket power spongebob squarepants the wild thornberry all grown up catscratch Doug back at the barnyard ren and stimpy my life as a teenager robots wayside school tak and the power of juju the secret show fanboy and chum chum the mighty b planet sheen the loud house robot and monster penguin of madagascar the casagrandes in Hollywood nicktoons kidz bop minipop kids Disney sing along circus Halloween Africa jungle dinosaur and bug kids kidsongs phineas and ferb the movie music soundtrack
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Gamer song
Donald Trump's theme song