Jean Grey is useless

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2016
  • One of the most powerful psychics and telekinetics on Earth and she's only marginally more useful in a fight than Jubilee.
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  • @game5loth996
    @game5loth996 Před 5 lety +11948

    Jean: *tries to get a glass of water*
    Jean: UAAAGHAGH

  • @DoctorPorkenfries
    @DoctorPorkenfries Před 7 lety +17495

    It seems like Jean's mutant ability is to hold things up just long enough for Rogue to show up and take over.

    • @skylargrey8016
      @skylargrey8016 Před 6 lety +372

      DoctorPorkenfries HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 Před 6 lety +74

      😹😹😹💀

    • @nezzyness4053
      @nezzyness4053 Před 6 lety +108

      That had me rolling

    • @peacefuljeffrey
      @peacefuljeffrey Před 5 lety +151

      And in every case, if she hadn’t, Rogue alone couldn’t have done a fucking thing to help.

    • @delcajuban4274
      @delcajuban4274 Před 5 lety +204

      This Movie shows how useless Jean is without the Phoenix force compared to Rogue

  • @alpborakirte801
    @alpborakirte801 Před 2 měsíci +1509

    I bet Phoenix force was like; oh god i should have chosen Rogue

    • @Leodog92
      @Leodog92 Před měsícem +69

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SO TRUE

    • @izrael820
      @izrael820 Před měsícem +47

      And now it's stuck with her

    • @jstnsmutek
      @jstnsmutek Před měsícem +63

      Phoenix Force: Fine, I'll do it myself

    • @qweqwe9678
      @qweqwe9678 Před měsícem +31

      poor Phoenix force 🥺😢

    • @mrsuperheroe3162
      @mrsuperheroe3162 Před měsícem +6

      😂yeah

  • @tattmaniac73
    @tattmaniac73 Před měsícem +1063

    You can tell that the second Jean that appears at the end of episode 2 of X-Men '97 is the real one because the first thing she does is faint

  • @alex26138
    @alex26138 Před 4 lety +10450

    When you lie on your resume and still get the job

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs Před 4 lety +188

      the couch manager AAHAJAJAHAJAHJAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @alpha8here
      @alpha8here Před 4 lety +163

      You, my friend, are terrible 😂😂😂😂

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 Před 4 lety +78

      the couch manager almost quite literally, laughed my ass off. Good stuff.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 Před 4 lety +23

      the couch manager bro😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aboutmybacon
      @aboutmybacon Před 4 lety +13

      Yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheHeatSeekera
    @TheHeatSeekera Před 5 lety +5617

    Omg rogue literally does everything

    • @district730
      @district730 Před 5 lety +48

      😭😭😭

    • @MrDarkknight914
      @MrDarkknight914 Před 5 lety +364

      Storm was another one in the show they were the main characters sprinkled in with a couple wolverine badass moments. Thats the show in a nutshell.

    • @onetwocue
      @onetwocue Před 5 lety +91

      I know and what sucks is Carol Danvers gets her own movie

    • @MrDarkknight914
      @MrDarkknight914 Před 5 lety +93

      @@onetwocue which rogue stole her strength and put into a coma....

    • @rjgholston6331
      @rjgholston6331 Před 5 lety +48

      This is really embarrassing to watch, really

  • @kuriboi952
    @kuriboi952 Před měsícem +947

    Jean: *becomes Phoenix*
    Also Jean:**faints in incompetence**

    • @CaptNeeda1
      @CaptNeeda1 Před měsícem +57

      I'm pretty convinced they made her this way just so they could hear her moan and faint all the time.

    • @uthopia27
      @uthopia27 Před měsícem

      ​@@CaptNeeda1it's possible since how horny this show sometime like I want to felt sorry when they hit jean or rogue but NO instead something rises

    • @mecrac
      @mecrac Před měsícem +16

      "I AM PHOENIX!"
      to
      "Help me..."

    • @napalmballwipes
      @napalmballwipes Před měsícem +4

      fluently in incompetence

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Před 7 dny +1

      ​@@CaptNeeda1My thoughts exactly because Jesus that moaning audio is crazy

  • @InfernalPume
    @InfernalPume Před 2 měsíci +641

    "Your powers are useless against me!"
    "Jokes on you my powers are useless against everyone."

  • @Moorfeeeus
    @Moorfeeeus Před 5 lety +5008

    Jean sneezes.
    “I’m dying. I can’t handle it”

  • @GeorgeN0nu
    @GeorgeN0nu Před 5 lety +5871

    *Jean breathes*
    Jean: " I can't go on any longer. I am dying"

    • @samthevole
      @samthevole Před 5 lety +251

      That’s honestly just relatable though lmao

    • @angelsantos8459
      @angelsantos8459 Před 5 lety +63

      Lmao.😂😂

    • @kaisser8915
      @kaisser8915 Před 5 lety +96

      "JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

    • @Nastuf
      @Nastuf Před 5 lety +39

      Hey she know the rules she doesn't want to be a thot. A truly respectable woman.

    • @emilyraustine823
      @emilyraustine823 Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Před měsícem +567

    The fact that she's the only one in the opening credits to not have a superhero name should've been an immediate red flag.

    • @Tedfufu
      @Tedfufu  Před měsícem +104

      Marvel Girl is a terrible name though

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 Před měsícem +51

      @@Tedfufu True, but they could've made up some new name for her. They already renamed Changeling to Morph to avoid getting sued by DC.

    • @silverlake9839
      @silverlake9839 Před měsícem +45

      I've always called her Phoenix because it's cooler than just using her name 😭

    • @Nubesitas001
      @Nubesitas001 Před měsícem +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my god

    • @sugartonix
      @sugartonix Před měsícem +6

      I mean, if she’s not using Phoenix, she cannot call herself Phoenix

  • @Ozzymandius1
    @Ozzymandius1 Před měsícem +420

    Jean tripping over a rock and incapacitating herself will never not send me.

    • @katokianimation
      @katokianimation Před měsícem +33

      Her two strongest enemies tv cable and pebble

    • @fazmuz86
      @fazmuz86 Před měsícem +10

      All hail the Goblin Queen

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo Před měsícem

      It looked like Scott accidentally flashbanged her

    • @njmo
      @njmo Před 17 dny

      I was about to say yall wrong for that lol

    • @TDItaly98
      @TDItaly98 Před 3 dny

      I died

  • @shotgunmasterQL
    @shotgunmasterQL Před 5 lety +2997

    Jean: "I was not strong enough"
    Were you ever?

    • @senseeilikoso821
      @senseeilikoso821 Před 4 lety +31

      @Thelondonbadger
      also Jean: please!!

    • @donnish3326
      @donnish3326 Před 3 lety +18

      @9 Tal3s exactly, she's a top tier Marvel character.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Před 3 lety +20

      Rogue: bitch, go dark for once, ok?

    • @tomkim-825
      @tomkim-825 Před měsícem +13

      she is only strong when she is evil as dark phoenix. Useless

    • @dariuscarter4244
      @dariuscarter4244 Před měsícem +2

      Everyone " We know 😑"

  • @bushybrovvs
    @bushybrovvs Před 5 lety +3969

    the part where she randomly tripped and fell had me crying 😭

  • @witchmorrow
    @witchmorrow Před měsícem +215

    not her seeing all her friends get blasted out of existence, not helping at all and just running away, then immediately tripping over a power cord

    • @vongolamistowl
      @vongolamistowl Před 13 dny +8

      She was operating at max capacity in that scene

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q Před měsícem +236

    In the comics, she is sometimes Marvel Girl. I think it’s short for, “the fact you ain’t dead is a marvel, girl.”

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 Před 5 lety +7001

    I think they made Jean Grey that way so the writers can have an excuse to hear her voice actress moan like that

  • @elijahsmith1127
    @elijahsmith1127 Před 4 lety +3801

    “I can’t stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down”
    *Has her shield broken*
    “Please”

  • @Thisthatfour
    @Thisthatfour Před 2 měsíci +421

    "Mom, can I please get an omega mutant?"
    "We already have an omega mutant at home."
    Omega mutant at home:

  • @MattSaysHello
    @MattSaysHello Před měsícem +58

    Cyclops every 2 minutes: “Jean! No!”

  • @bluepirate04
    @bluepirate04 Před 4 lety +4887

    You a level 5 Omega mutant and you losing to a TV cord...

    • @cherisedavidson5933
      @cherisedavidson5933 Před 4 lety +84

      Ellaway Amiker 💀💀💀💀

    • @chimaeraarts
      @chimaeraarts Před 4 lety +371

      The TV cord is a new level mutant

    • @thegeek4145
      @thegeek4145 Před 4 lety +242

      No, you an omega level Telekinetic and Telepathy, fucking trip over and hit your head in the middle of a battle where you weren't fighting anyone...

    • @blairturner139
      @blairturner139 Před 4 lety +36

      Well her powers are on lock down cause of the professor so she's much weaker to keep her from losing control

    • @wobblebobble5214
      @wobblebobble5214 Před 4 lety +88

      Can’t be worse than Magneto losing to a wooden gun.

  • @okayfloatstudios3097
    @okayfloatstudios3097 Před 6 lety +973

    *Moans in Jean Grey *

    • @txsumusicman4162
      @txsumusicman4162 Před 5 lety +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster Před 5 lety +10

      **Moans in Jean Grey**
      Just helping out fam.

    • @txsumusicman4162
      @txsumusicman4162 Před 5 lety +3

      @@CookiePieMonster 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Poohbear_022
      @Poohbear_022 Před 2 dny

      😂😂😂😂 omg ahahahhahaha everytime someone is trying to ask you to get something 😂 *moans in jean grey*

  • @reginalddavis7578
    @reginalddavis7578 Před měsícem +103

    Scott: Jean can you pass me that pen please?
    Jean: AAAUUGH!!!
    Scott: are you serious Jean? Really?!

  • @donnythedingo
    @donnythedingo Před měsícem +90

    Overpowering Jean was supposed to be a way of establishing a high level threat, but ended up making our hero look weak. Like Worf from Star Trek.

    • @frankieseward8667
      @frankieseward8667 Před měsícem +4

      Unlike Jean Word got better

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 Před měsícem +1

      I think Worf had more Ws, TBH

    • @potsdam28
      @potsdam28 Před 7 dny +1

      @@frankieseward8667X-men 97 did for Jean what DS9 did for Worf

  • @brentaltm
    @brentaltm Před 5 lety +3994

    I love how Rogue is constantly finishing Jean's sloppily handled tasks.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 Před 5 lety +237

      That is why Rogue is best X Waifu. Apart from Storm

    • @coreyboy7257
      @coreyboy7257 Před 4 lety +41

      Brent Altemus storm’s too. Rogue was the real mvp

    • @TheSecretStarr
      @TheSecretStarr Před 4 lety +57

      Brent Altemus Agreed! I also always loved how Rogue would have to finish Jean’s tasks because she was too weak to do it herself. I especially loved the scene when Jean fell off the cliff, and Rogue had to fly down and catch her. What I hated is that the writers of the X-Men show were very inconsistent with how Jean could sometimes use her telekinesis to levitate herself and sometimes she could not. Truly, Jean was the weakest of the X-Men in this version of the show. I did like XMEN EVOLUTION, though, where Jean’s powers were played as much stronger and greater than they were in X-Men The animated series.

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 Před 4 lety +12

      That's all of the X-men.(including Jubilee)

    • @_SkyeLer
      @_SkyeLer Před 4 lety +4

      TheSmashMaster9000 I have literal tears from how hard this comment made me laugh 😂

  • @remylabeau5140
    @remylabeau5140 Před 7 lety +3035

    She's always calling on Scott but Rogue is the one that keeps saving her LOL

    • @georgespades9936
      @georgespades9936 Před 7 lety +220

      Darrien Harris and then she faints and sighs dramatically.

    • @PsiOps83
      @PsiOps83 Před 7 lety +11

      Darrien Harris Lmao IKR

    • @keithp5685
      @keithp5685 Před 7 lety

      Psy-op8

    • @gutsygutman2475
      @gutsygutman2475 Před 7 lety +55

      or Wolverine.. that was a lot of their rivalry too. Gambit and Rogues romance was frustrating even as a kid in the 90's.

    • @ThisIsGlamboy
      @ThisIsGlamboy Před 7 lety +1

      Darrien Harris lol literally

  • @kaprx
    @kaprx Před 13 dny +21

    What makes it even funnier is anytime Jean starts screaming its usually the same audio

  • @Laineyface
    @Laineyface Před měsícem +52

    When she falls off the cliff and Rogue saves her it's like "Bruh you can literally fly!"

  • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
    @PrettyH8Mach1n3 Před 5 lety +3680

    Even as a child, I was frustrated that all she seemed to do was moan sexually, scream, and get ko'd.

    • @joeskys2362
      @joeskys2362 Před 5 lety +401

      IKR Especially that one scene when she is in the bed 4:50. I think the animators had some really weird fetishes. LOL

    • @district730
      @district730 Před 5 lety +28

      😭😭😭😭

    • @maviiruhh154
      @maviiruhh154 Před 5 lety +21

      Lmao same :D

    • @frankmeza5988
      @frankmeza5988 Před 5 lety +13

      @@joeskys2362 yes, pretty, so correct!

    • @CaesarBest
      @CaesarBest Před 5 lety +7

      Yep same here

  • @doubleswithslightpepper8898
    @doubleswithslightpepper8898 Před 4 lety +2779

    Jean: I'm a level 5 mutant I'll show u guys my power
    TV Cord: Imma end this girls whole career

    • @twinborn3850
      @twinborn3850 Před 3 lety +8

      Mario Thomas 🤣

    • @lofivibes3640
      @lofivibes3640 Před 3 lety +41

      Just saw that and damn im 🤣. I think someone back then seriously hated Jean Grey

    • @johnmilton9789
      @johnmilton9789 Před 3 lety +42

      Jean: I'm an omega level mutant with the power to wipe out galaxies!
      TV Cord: Bite my copper coated ass! Fixed.

    • @random_84
      @random_84 Před 3 lety +5

      John Milton978 when I tell you I died

    • @mrf19741
      @mrf19741 Před 3 lety +4

      DAMN!

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před 17 dny +22

    0:55 Did Jean for real just TRIP? An entire battle going on, and she just TRIPS? No fighting involved, no epic mutant powers, Jean just struggles with keeping herself upright.

  • @pagolchagol22
    @pagolchagol22 Před měsícem +66

    Voice acting auditions for Jean: "Give me your best fainting groan"

  • @alecazam6755
    @alecazam6755 Před 4 lety +3498

    People talk about the power cord and the broken shield, but I think the one that takes the cake is her proudly saying she's phoenix, and then faints immediately for no reason.

    • @CKFIERCE1
      @CKFIERCE1 Před 4 lety +258

      I SCREAMED in laughter 😭😭😂😂

    • @miumihp374
      @miumihp374 Před 4 lety +362

      And ends it with: "Help me!" 💀💀💀

    • @v1982on
      @v1982on Před 4 lety +147

      And then plops into the water

    • @TeamTowers1
      @TeamTowers1 Před 3 lety +207

      To be fair it's a fairly accurate recreation of the scene from the comics. Of course it probably worked better there, because comic Jean wasn't useless lol.

    • @San-jx1zd
      @San-jx1zd Před 3 lety +34

      @@TeamTowers1 the disrespect. Lol

  • @evilsizer4428
    @evilsizer4428 Před 4 lety +942

    Jean: It's too heavy!
    Rogue: lol

  • @ooodatsgottahurt1625
    @ooodatsgottahurt1625 Před měsícem +189

    She's always fainting because it's exhausting being her

  • @AlbionLegend
    @AlbionLegend Před měsícem +20

    "UUAAAAUGH!"
    "Jean, the Danger Room hasn't even booted up yet."

    • @rodneytaylor5882
      @rodneytaylor5882 Před 19 dny +3

      Jean: I’m supposed to practice what I’ll do in combat, right?

  • @ErickW20
    @ErickW20 Před 4 lety +2000

    If I were Professor X I would fire Jean and hire Squirrel Girl.

    • @dessindenfer1253
      @dessindenfer1253 Před 4 lety +175

      I mean she beat iron man and thanos so she would be much more competent than jean XD

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here Před 4 lety +10

      Broly The Sarcastic Savage jean is a teacher at the school so yeah.....its part of the job

    • @rewriter3981
      @rewriter3981 Před 4 lety +30

      @@sams_not_here yea but no students in this series it's just the x men the only child is jubilee

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 Před 3 lety +18

      Ocean Man 03 Wanda is emotionally unstable so she wouldn’t be any good either lmfao

    • @babyvision6924
      @babyvision6924 Před 3 lety +39

      AD B maybe, but at least Wanda wouldn't need Rogue to save her everytime she has to do a mildly strenous task

  • @tssdr9419
    @tssdr9419 Před 4 lety +1472

    That dramatic ass entrance with the “I am Phoenix” only for her to faint 😭😭😭

  • @unaclarke6235
    @unaclarke6235 Před 25 dny +28

    Every time I look back on her ‘feats’ in this show, I ask myself, “Why did Mr.Sinister want her again?”

  • @Pwl9771
    @Pwl9771 Před měsícem +99

    Jean hitting the deck at 00:57 when no one is even near her 😂

    • @thewhiteboardist
      @thewhiteboardist Před měsícem +15

      It honestly looks liked she tripped and knocked herself out on a rock out of context.

    • @erinbaer5118
      @erinbaer5118 Před 27 dny +6

      Lol, looked to me like she tripped over Wolverine. Really redefining the term "team player"

  • @MoeMalikPortfolio
    @MoeMalikPortfolio Před 4 lety +2650

    Jean Grey is the perfect example of those Infomercials where people be dropping stuff

  • @Idontexisthihi001
    @Idontexisthihi001 Před 4 lety +1859

    Someone: throws a ball of paper at Jean
    Jean: AAAAHHH!!! It’s too heavy

  • @novarepter386
    @novarepter386 Před měsícem +25

    The Sentinel had to spend a few seconds deciding whether it was even worth using a energy bolt or just waiting till she randomly fainted to a mild breeze

  • @Nathan-om7ko
    @Nathan-om7ko Před 2 měsíci +61

    “I AM THE GUARDIAN, TEACH ME TO-
    UAAAGHAGH”

  • @badboy4k8
    @badboy4k8 Před 4 lety +491

    "I AM PHOENIX!"
    *falls into ocean and drowns*

  • @xVVhite
    @xVVhite Před 5 lety +1797

    the enemies dont have to worry about dealing with jean, she knocks herself out.

    • @msmunoz7499
      @msmunoz7499 Před 5 lety +20

      LMFAO

    • @icantakeit
      @icantakeit Před 4 lety +23

      That's the cruelest comment about Jean in decades 😂

    • @pkplum7712
      @pkplum7712 Před 4 lety +3

      LazyBean
      Clearly she’s stunning.

    • @annejia5382
      @annejia5382 Před 4 lety +1

      Black pearl 💓

    • @Dekenthen
      @Dekenthen Před 4 lety +22

      Jean: Don't worry about me imma just go off to do something
      Everyone else: Go ahead, knock yourself out
      Jean: already done--ARAGGHGHGGHH *faints*

  • @spiritbond8
    @spiritbond8 Před měsícem +70

    Jean. Telekinesis, force-fields, telepathy, anti-gravity, some kind of beam. Unseless.
    Rogue. Punching things hard. Best Xman.

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov Před 4 lety +3856

    When you're a super hero but also a stereotypical 50's damsel in distress.

    • @fraschi89
      @fraschi89 Před 3 lety +169

      You Are so right. Thats all I see... A damsel, solo sthereothypical...

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple Před 3 lety +140

      In comes Rogue to save her

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 Před 3 lety +46

      I know right? They're always doing that! If a main female character is not the typical hot damsel in distress, she's a bitchy tomboy like Rogue.

    • @DuhBeyonder
      @DuhBeyonder Před 3 lety +13

      @Barry Clown Amen

    • @truthseeker7548
      @truthseeker7548 Před 3 lety +22

      Then Rouge shows.

  • @jebes909090
    @jebes909090 Před 7 lety +612

    I......AM........THE PHEONIX!!!!!! (falls into water and drowns))

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 Před měsícem +22

    1:03 Probably the funniest part. Nimrod scans Jubillee and Jean and just decides to blast Jean. Taking out the easier target even though Jubilee has like 1/10000000th the power that Jean does.

  • @ballerinaonamusicbox
    @ballerinaonamusicbox Před měsícem +9

    the way scott just keeps going “jean!” has me in tears

  • @lurkzie
    @lurkzie Před 5 lety +2325

    So she is basically the magicarp of the xmen

    • @magus13131
      @magus13131 Před 5 lety +238

      Except her Gyrados (Phoenix) is still just a Magikarp...

    • @cbsketch1
      @cbsketch1 Před 5 lety +7

      lurkzie so that means she's a Gyarados or Sephiroth

    • @kiko485
      @kiko485 Před 5 lety +3

      lurkzie 😂😭😂

    • @C-Lightning
      @C-Lightning Před 5 lety +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @elizabethosborne9059
      @elizabethosborne9059 Před 5 lety +13

      Nah shes a male combee

  • @Suiter
    @Suiter Před 7 lety +635

    "Help me." Jean's battle cry.

  • @AlexisTheDragon
    @AlexisTheDragon Před měsícem +36

    Lol I remember jeans "Uaaagggghhh" even as a single digit aged kid I started realize how silly it was and laughed every time.
    I actually looked forward to it, it was so funny.

  • @averageperson434
    @averageperson434 Před 2 měsíci +21

    Comics Jean Grey: *Bends reality*
    TV Jean Grey: *struggles to lift a glass of water*

  • @turdferguson8928
    @turdferguson8928 Před 3 lety +2334

    Jean: AAUUUGH
    Rogue: No one even touched you
    Jean: Sorry, force of habit

    • @israelbattle5997
      @israelbattle5997 Před 2 lety +21

      LOL I-

    • @WillieFordham
      @WillieFordham Před 2 lety +13

      😹😹😹

    • @psgary6622
      @psgary6622 Před 2 lety +7

      Ba-dum-TSS!

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 Před rokem +24

      Wolverine: I love you, Jeannie!
      Jean Grey: AAUUUGH!!!
      Wolverine: Then again, i say and do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk.

    • @spence6195
      @spence6195 Před rokem +25

      Nobody:
      Jean Grey: **moans loudly**

  • @NeoZero85
    @NeoZero85 Před 4 lety +3567

    Can’t imagine if Jean wouldn’t be able to finish in the bedroom with Scott, in comes Rogue to finish the job lol

  • @KasaiWolf07
    @KasaiWolf07 Před 12 dny +10

    When you see what she does in X97 then you just know they didn't know how to use her powers here.

  • @Amdecreations.
    @Amdecreations. Před 12 dny +7

    Now finally in X-men 97 they have done Jean justice making her more cool and not weak.

  • @potheadninja3566
    @potheadninja3566 Před 4 lety +2730

    Professor X: Jean quickly think of a number between 1&4...
    Jean: Aaaaahaah!! help me
    Scott: Jean!

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 Před 3 lety +53

      Ok... Think of a number between 1&2

    • @ernestcanty6795
      @ernestcanty6795 Před 3 lety +96

      dragon king leonides1527
      Jean: It’s too much!!! “Proceeds to faint”
      Scott: Jeeeaaan!!!!
      Literally any other character: “Picks a number”

    • @TheJaranggigi
      @TheJaranggigi Před 3 lety +71

      Rogue: *Sigh* 2.

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 Před 3 lety +19

      @@TheJaranggigi correct

    • @rdaniadi4407
      @rdaniadi4407 Před 3 lety +8

      Lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherorr1516
    @christopherorr1516 Před 5 lety +1921

    I. AM. PHOENI- heeelp meee....

  • @markjlabella8869
    @markjlabella8869 Před 17 dny +7

    This is just like watching those Just for Gags videos 🤣 I can’t with this haha
    My favorite’s: “I AM PHOENIX!”
    The whimpers: “Help me.”

  • @jayvenesdras9741
    @jayvenesdras9741 Před 29 dny +16

    4:24 - Finally some justice to Jean
    4:36 - Oh nevermind.... damn.... -_-

  • @Cymricus
    @Cymricus Před 4 lety +2037

    "I can't stop you from hating each other" literally has mind control powers

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina Před 4 lety +28

      Cymric
      Doesn't she have psychokenesis? As far as I know that can't alter people's minds.

    • @jjnix95
      @jjnix95 Před 4 lety +95

      @@ingloriousMachina she has 2 powers telekinesis and telepathy

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina Před 4 lety +22

      jjnix95
      Telepathy doesn't mean mind control

    • @jjnix95
      @jjnix95 Před 4 lety +62

      @@ingloriousMachina it's considered a sub-skill depending on the universe. Like in the tv show heroes the cop Matt starts off only reading minds. His abilities evolve to mind control. For some characters mind control is a separate ability. It's up to whoever writes the characters.

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina Před 4 lety +12

      jjnix95
      Well she may control a different sphere of power, otherwise I'm sure she would've done that a long time ago
      Unless she's just so incompetent that she forgot her own power

  • @GarthTheDestroyer
    @GarthTheDestroyer Před rokem +1971

    "Jean, could you get the door, please?"
    "I'm... trying to open... can't...AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!"

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm Před měsícem +119

      "Jean, was it locked??" "NO....the...handle is hard to ...turn....uhhh."

    • @buzznugget
      @buzznugget Před měsícem +71

      "Jean, that door is a PUSH to open"
      No, it goes both ways. Look.... UUAAAAH!"

    • @starfire6789
      @starfire6789 Před měsícem +12

      Lol jeans like the door is too thick can't open it

    • @vegasbaby3669
      @vegasbaby3669 Před měsícem +1

      ROFL

    • @user-ge5vf5md7r
      @user-ge5vf5md7r Před měsícem +1

      Lol

  • @Tauraun7
    @Tauraun7 Před 7 dny +2

    "I AM PHOENIX !!"
    (Fallls in water)
    " Agggghhh"
    😂😂😂

  • @Tosenate
    @Tosenate Před 6 dny +4

    You should’ve just called it Jean Grey moaning for 6 minutes at this point

  • @dongansimorangkir8656
    @dongansimorangkir8656 Před 2 lety +1137

    Villain: breaths
    Jean: faints
    Scott: JEANNNN
    Rogue: ah shit here we go again

    • @among-us-99999
      @among-us-99999 Před 11 měsíci +40

      maybe she just has low sodium

    • @usuariohumano2179
      @usuariohumano2179 Před měsícem +14

      Jean: SCOOOOTTTTT

    • @BCDC123
      @BCDC123 Před měsícem +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bomapdich
      @bomapdich Před měsícem +5

      like how is her teammates not fed up with her already

    • @ppd3088
      @ppd3088 Před měsícem +12

      Rogue always carrying the whole team on her back
      Well, Rogue and Storm

  • @thebudgetgamer
    @thebudgetgamer Před 6 lety +2091

    Jean's greatest nemesis, random power cords

  • @miqueinhamgtow2961
    @miqueinhamgtow2961 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Jean's UAAAAGHAGH line made life of Catherine Disher so much easier as it was recorded just once but broadly used around the show

  • @kritztalkreviews1437
    @kritztalkreviews1437 Před 4 lety +4133

    Jean: Possesses literally one of the most powerful cosmic beings in the Marvel universe.
    Also Jean:

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 3 lety +370

      The Phoenix Force was probably like "I should have merged with someone more useful."

    • @teresaparrilla2293
      @teresaparrilla2293 Před 3 lety +62

      Xehanort10 Psylocke for example..

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Před 3 lety +15

      @@teresaparrilla2293
      Or Kid Omega

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu Před 3 lety +43

      To be fair, Jean wasn't merged with it most of the time here. And she actually was marginally useful as Phoenix.

    • @JP-qj2fv
      @JP-qj2fv Před 3 lety +2

      But Jean is a Omega level mutant

  • @alexanderreneau913
    @alexanderreneau913 Před 2 měsíci +1937

    “Just bruised, thanks to you.”
    Jean, the line was “Thank you Rogue”

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall Před měsícem +90

      Lol I thought the same thing. Like would you rather be tossed back in the water or a bit bruised.

    • @jimboswamps5602
      @jimboswamps5602 Před měsícem +168

      Lmao!!! I know what they meant by that line but it totally comes off like she’s telling rogue she bruised her. 🤣🤣

    • @blturn
      @blturn Před měsícem +182

      “Thanks to you, I’m only bruised.”
      Is what I think they were trying to go for.

    • @WigantX
      @WigantX Před měsícem +46

      That was so passive aggressive

    • @bluesorcerer83
      @bluesorcerer83 Před měsícem +31

      That's why grammar is important.

  • @WizelBalan
    @WizelBalan Před měsícem +16

    Jean "exists"
    Also, Jean "UAAGHAGHH"

  • @OverlordXion
    @OverlordXion Před 11 dny +3

    Jean: i am phoenix
    also Jean: UaaaghAAgh *faints*

  • @p0t69
    @p0t69 Před 5 lety +1308

    *Jean* : I was not yet strong enough.
    *me* : we know.

  • @chibii423
    @chibii423 Před 3 lety +7560

    Jean: "My work here is done."
    Rogue: "But you didn't do anything."
    Jean: *faints*

  • @muchanadziko6378
    @muchanadziko6378 Před měsícem +13

    She really attempted to ditch the Xmen and got stopped by a freaking power chord

  • @BladeEdge121212
    @BladeEdge121212 Před měsícem +12

    I laughed too hard to this. Poor Jean. Everything was "Too strong" or "Too heavy"

  • @TheCamutoe
    @TheCamutoe Před 3 lety +3930

    Jean: “aahhhhh!”
    Rogue: “bitch, again?!”

  • @naranciaghirga9532
    @naranciaghirga9532 Před 5 lety +1662

    *mutant* : *your powers are useless against me*
    *Jean* : the joke is on you it has always been like that

  • @ignacioalfonsobascunan4033
    @ignacioalfonsobascunan4033 Před měsícem +11

    0:55 it's my favorite... She just trips and falls like what??? Omega mutant, where???

  • @user-pf8gk8oj8i
    @user-pf8gk8oj8i Před 2 měsíci +19

    The Phoenix Force: one of the most powerful entities of the entire Universe.
    Jean, its host: faints when someone breaths on her force field 😵‍💫

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 Před rokem +2115

    What makes this even better is you can’t even argue it’s sexist. Rogue and Storm are both extremely competent and even Jubilee, an actual kid, is more helpful.

    • @SuperJutah
      @SuperJutah Před 2 měsíci +261

      Rogue is EASILY the most powerful mutant in the series outside of Apocalypse and MAYBE magneto... Rogue was everybodys 2nd favourite next to Wolverine as well!!!

    • @DadoPanda
      @DadoPanda Před 2 měsíci +301

      ​@@SuperJutah Nah Storm was the most powerful one in the team. But Rogue was definitely there and very useful unlike Jean. Storm and Rogue carried that team hard.

    • @TrentRoseboro-vx7yf
      @TrentRoseboro-vx7yf Před 2 měsíci +26

      Yeah we love when we get to deny sexisms existence! Hell yeah!

    • @GAMMA-cr1oq
      @GAMMA-cr1oq Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf?????

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras Před 2 měsíci +131

      @@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf it would actually be sexist to suggest every character of either sex needed to be flawless to be a proper representation of their sex. That just leads to the horrible writing and lack of diverse traits and personality types we see running rampant today in mainstream media.

  • @silverfox9006
    @silverfox9006 Před 5 lety +1220

    *Villians accidentally trips Jean*
    Jean: I've fallen and I can't get up

  • @ilyte1
    @ilyte1 Před měsícem +12

    After the first time something like this happened. I would have her in the training sim for a straight 50 hours. You cannot have one of our main teammates gassing themselves out after 15 SECONDS of using their powers

  • @freddy-uw4yz
    @freddy-uw4yz Před dnem +3

    Cyclops: whats for dinner my love
    Jean: UUAAAGHH!!
    Cyclops: i guess I’ll order a pizza

  • @TheAnhedonicOne
    @TheAnhedonicOne Před 5 lety +511

    "Hey Jean, can you give this note to Xavier?"
    "Sure thing."
    *Takes it*
    "Ugh.. too.. heavy.. ah~" *faints*

    • @fly672
      @fly672 Před 4 lety +26

      Other mutants: Jean !!!

    • @seangaming8229
      @seangaming8229 Před 4 lety +18

      Rogue: Let me take that for you
      Jean: _HELP ME! I'M DYING!_

  • @coolusernameftw7055
    @coolusernameftw7055 Před 4 lety +560

    "I... Am... PHOENIX!!!!!"
    *gentle breeze*
    "My only weakness!!"

  • @kossettereaditte7552
    @kossettereaditte7552 Před 22 dny +4

    Her tripping over that tv cord was just AMAZING

  • @thelovelyjerald
    @thelovelyjerald Před měsícem +6

    The funniest thing is her yelling for help , when she’s the superhero.

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute Před 5 lety +1542

    I can't even blame it on 90's sexism cuz Storm and Rogue were a million times more useful.

    • @WAX1138
      @WAX1138 Před 5 lety +55

      STFU you psycho. Stop putting you BS sexism label on everything

    • @markharrison6498
      @markharrison6498 Před 5 lety +276

      It's actually in line with her original character. Jean was originally the most useless x-man who only really served as a damsel in distress. It wasn't until the phoenix force arc that she became a powerful character

    • @rickshaw3397
      @rickshaw3397 Před 5 lety +74

      Now that's not a good marxist. You can always inject sexism and racism anywhere. You need to train harder young padawan

    • @pinkshinobi1
      @pinkshinobi1 Před 5 lety +127

      @@WAX1138 r/woosh

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default Před 5 lety +243

      @@WAX1138 ...but... he didn't.
      That was the point of the comment.
      Did you read ANY OTHER WORD of that comment?

  • @RainbowCrash56
    @RainbowCrash56 Před 6 lety +1548

    This video on a nutshell:
    Jean tries to do something
    Jeans fails
    Scott screams "JEAN!!!!1!"
    Rouge or someone else saves Jean

    • @brandonm4471
      @brandonm4471 Před 6 lety +55

      The Mexican Bear and repeat lol

    • @alack3879
      @alack3879 Před 6 lety +45

      Its usually always rogue too, who honestly has one of the weakest powers.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 Před 6 lety +37

      The Mexican Bear You forgot her famous moans😀.

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains Před 6 lety +27

      Yeah, Rogue bails her out a lot.

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 Před 6 lety +36

      You forgot the excessive fainting.

  • @myfriendjenonline7831
    @myfriendjenonline7831 Před měsícem +6

    I have waited 40 years for this to be acknowledged!🎉

  • @gabrielcostas6859
    @gabrielcostas6859 Před měsícem +11

    Rogue is like that one coworker you keep asking for help

  • @sajohnson09
    @sajohnson09 Před 5 lety +1715

    2:10 is the best part to me. She's talking shit like she's about to put an end to the fight but as soon as that guy broke her hold she screams out "please!!"

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Před 5 lety +128

      Brandon Johnson and just like that I have lost all respect for this character.

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 Před 5 lety +38

      @Collins Ongaya Same. Happened when she made Iceman a homosexual.

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 Před 5 lety +15

      @@fanofgodjimindiva2497 Bobby fucking that genderfluid cloud being was the first clue homeboy was not straight.

    • @dr_feelgood1902
      @dr_feelgood1902 Před 5 lety +13

      @@fanofgodjimindiva2497 Imagine the outrage if this was done to a gay character. Fuck SJWs and their double standards.

    • @calliph
      @calliph Před 5 lety +45

      That part made me laugh so hard. He's all just like "nah" *fist pew*

  • @GarageStudio7
    @GarageStudio7 Před 4 lety +1138

    *Casting Director:* How many different kinds of moans can you do?
    *Jean Grey:* Yes

  • @NicholeDaysleeper
    @NicholeDaysleeper Před měsícem +12

    "I was not yet strong enough."
    Me: But...are you ever strong enough? Seems to me like that would be a no.

  • @eloydelgado166
    @eloydelgado166 Před 4 dny +4

    In Xmen 97, Jean is defenitely omega level without the Phoenix force.

  • @Daenym
    @Daenym Před 5 lety +790

    I love that Rogue just flies in and easily does whatever Jean is struggling to do

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 Před 5 lety +52

      Rogue and Storm were like the best female characters of the show.

    • @Dr.Farewell
      @Dr.Farewell Před 4 lety +23

      @Thelondonbadger okay...

    • @TheAndrea263
      @TheAndrea263 Před 4 lety

      I didn't even know Rogue could fly

    • @Anbu_Tommygunz
      @Anbu_Tommygunz Před 4 lety +1

      @Thelondonbadger lmao

    • @carlost856
      @carlost856 Před 4 lety +4

      @Thelondonbadger another snowflake bringing politics into this.

  • @lurker6918
    @lurker6918 Před 4 lety +1326

    Jean in the movies: The most powerful of the X-men
    Jean in the cartoons: UUAGHA help I'm dying!

    • @fandomanxyi
      @fandomanxyi Před 4 lety +104

      U wrong, she is still useless in movies

    • @flmbyz
      @flmbyz Před 4 lety +45

      Which movie? Cause every woman in a Bryan Singer movie is either ineffectual or a villain.

    • @darkphoenix3901
      @darkphoenix3901 Před 4 lety +39

      @@fandomanxyi Sha saved the X-Men in X2 and she killed Apocalypse and the D'Bari

    • @youzonk7692
      @youzonk7692 Před 4 lety +36

      @@darkphoenix3901 she can't kill Apocalypse by herself in movie. and in fact, Apocalypse in movie is also have weird power level. one time he could decapitate couple of thugs head in an instant, but hardly kill one weaker x-men like scott or jean without phoenix

    • @DUB_87
      @DUB_87 Před 4 lety +11

      Nope. Pretty useless in the movies too. Unless she's Phoenix.