Trump Has No Idea How to Handle North Korea: The Daily Show

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  • čas přidán 4. 09. 2017
  • As North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un continues testing nuclear missiles, President Trump makes military and economic threats in hopes of taming the dictator.
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    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • @RangersLeadTheWay556
    @RangersLeadTheWay556 Před 6 lety +269

    When are people going to realize that the atomic bombs dropped on Japan don't even come close in comparison to the nuclear weapons the world yields today.

    • @rdaevi6129
      @rdaevi6129 Před 6 lety +37

      James Commee still would be devastating but god I hate the media with their war mongering narrative. Kim Jung Un isn't stupid. There won't be a war unless the US starts it

    • @samlovesjojo
      @samlovesjojo Před 6 lety

      James Commee when one actually drops on their doorstep.

    • @StevoDesign
      @StevoDesign Před 6 lety +5

      Those two are probably the only two that people have any familiarity with. Nobody cares if the Koreans have a bomb "more powerful than the one we blew up on a deserted island a decade ago." It's a useful comparison.

    • @HurricaneSA
      @HurricaneSA Před 6 lety +4

      Go tell that to the millions of victims. "Oh don't feel
      bad that we turned part of your country into a wasteland, caused your children to have deformities and cancer and killed millions of innocent civilians because it was not really such a powerful bomb". Really? That's your argument?

    • @francis_p
      @francis_p Před 4 lety

      @deadly sin Top North Korean leaders do stand to lose if they start a war, they're evil not stupid.

  • @raydenstriver5451
    @raydenstriver5451 Před 6 lety +430

    hey they turned down the volume of the end scene

    • @xavijewfro
      @xavijewfro Před 6 lety +19

      Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed lol

    • @Touchgrassplz
      @Touchgrassplz Před 6 lety +75

      i wa so glad of that omg the small things in life

    • @Skullair313
      @Skullair313 Před 6 lety +17

      They made the outro great again

    • @balisurf8994
      @balisurf8994 Před 6 lety +15

      Too late! The ear damage had already been done. I'm suing The Daily Show. We'll see.

    • @Siafk
      @Siafk Před 6 lety +9

      my neighbors must have sued them

  • @luisquintero244
    @luisquintero244 Před 3 lety +58

    Obama: North Korea will be your hardest challenge trump!
    2020: laughs in coronavirus

    • @LEEJUNGEUN1000
      @LEEJUNGEUN1000 Před 3 lety +5

      Missing the time when we were all concerned about North Korea's next steps.

  • @MarshC
    @MarshC Před 6 lety +158

    Will Trump stop trade with South Korea before my Note 8 arrives?... We'll see.

    • @samlovesjojo
      @samlovesjojo Před 6 lety +7

      Marsh C oh man that's what I worry about the most if North and South Korea go to war lol

    • @MarshC
      @MarshC Před 6 lety

      Sam Fouani 😂

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 Před 3 lety

      Marsh C has your note 8 arrived yet?

  • @yessie4001
    @yessie4001 Před 6 lety +648

    Will Trump play a major role in bringing about the End of the World As We know It?
    We'll See.

    • @user-ws1iz5fm9z
      @user-ws1iz5fm9z Před 6 lety +2

      Perfectly Baked no, churches have always made such sodomized incest bastards and regardless of their military sissies, life goes on

    • @dannyfonseca07
      @dannyfonseca07 Před 6 lety +26

      Find out next time on dragon ball z

    • @universityofboxing2159
      @universityofboxing2159 Před 6 lety +7

      Perfectly Baked of course he is haven't you been paying attention? didn't you see the whole cabinet he picked? this whole presidency has been straight out of a movie? listen to some of these names Rex Tillerson, Steve Bannon, scaramucci, General Flynn, Sean Spicer, kellyanne Conway, and last but not least everyone's favorite AG Jefferson Beauregard sessions the Third. Fucking America only in America🇺🇸

    • @tvdeth
      @tvdeth Před 6 lety

      Perfectly Baked
      well
      then at least huh DID something

    • @anastasiasmith1331
      @anastasiasmith1331 Před 6 lety +5

      Perfectly Baked it's weird to know we all could possibly die within the next couple of years...

  • @scalerize
    @scalerize Před 6 lety +739

    Are we going to witness ww3 ? We'll see!

    • @johnhall136
      @johnhall136 Před 6 lety +24

      Scalerize wasn't Hillary supposed to start ww3 lol

    • @molly1949
      @molly1949 Před 6 lety +4

      Scalerize that is what trump seems to want, any chance the first bomb can land on him, not go off and just squash the bugger?

    • @NeverTalkToCops1
      @NeverTalkToCops1 Před 6 lety +1

      +Black Rod Radiation won't kill unless it hits people within the first 2 to 6 weeks. People will die from starvation, cannibalism. If you are not already living without electricity, forget about it.

    • @iandavidson1
      @iandavidson1 Před 6 lety +2

      We won't witness it; we will be part of it. The first bomb dropped will see the collapse of the worlds financial systems and Russia deciding they might as well push further into Europe. China will defend its borders and the islands its created in the South China Sea and then all hell breaks loose. So all the people in the USA who think this will be some sort of reality TV show to watch on Fox News like dessert storm was, I'm sorry, this time it won't be....

    • @Cody-ow2nt
      @Cody-ow2nt Před 6 lety +5

      "It's that easy"
      Someone get this man in touch with the President, he somehow has the answer we all must have overlooked!

  • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
    @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Před 6 lety +284

    Damn Trump. I am tired of all this winning. So much winning. The best winning.

    • @donwadd9143
      @donwadd9143 Před 6 lety +2

      Obama and Moochelle excelled at spending our taxes on vacations with relatives and 45 assistants to Moochelle!

    • @brovahkiin4302
      @brovahkiin4302 Před 6 lety +32

      Don Wadd they still spent less money on presidential trips than Trump, whose travel expenses of 10 weeks were higher than Obama's expenses of TWO YEARS.
      But yeah, fuck actual facts...

    • @donwadd9143
      @donwadd9143 Před 6 lety +1

      There is STILL a billion dollars Obama/Hillary CANT account for fool! WHERE is it? Sent to NK by idiot Obama/ in the Clinton foundation slush fund~ WAKE UP!

    • @axelnoir3716
      @axelnoir3716 Před 6 lety +6

      Don Wadd I've already woken up. Tell me Don, would you like to personally diplomat for the US and head on over to North Korea? All you have to do is tell them it's Obama's and Clinton's fault and they'll back off! Right? Right Don.
      Wake up.

    • @DL-fc2xt
      @DL-fc2xt Před 6 lety +11

      Assasinge Gaming don is not there he's too busy watching fox news.

  • @josephschafstall5701
    @josephschafstall5701 Před 6 lety +322

    Having Trump as President is like when you let that little kid drive the boat. Sure it's fun to let him drive but eventually somebody somebody has to take over at the tricky parts.

    • @Clutchingmypearlshard
      @Clutchingmypearlshard Před 6 lety +9

      Joe S 😂😂😂 good one

    • @donwadd9143
      @donwadd9143 Před 6 lety +4

      Better than OBUMMER, biggest idiot ever! NK is STILL laughing at him giving them 1.5 BILLION in cash! Helped a LOT in fat boys food bill and bomb making! Please dont reproduce JOE, you are stupid!

    • @temuulenaltangerel5773
      @temuulenaltangerel5773 Před 6 lety +9

      but to be fair with trump, the situation with NK is really really hard, and even though i do not like him at all, i wish he makes the right choice, to prevent war and the keep peace as thats all we can do for now, people have to understand its during times like these we have to trust a wish luck to the president to make the right choice even if we dont like him at all for OUR own good not his

    • @donwadd9143
      @donwadd9143 Před 6 lety +1

      We can thank dumb asses Clinton and Obama for the NK mess!

    • @axelnoir3716
      @axelnoir3716 Před 6 lety +6

      Don Wadd Ironic. The one calling Obama "OBUMMER", calling him "biggest idiot ever", is telling Joe to not reproduce. Very ironic.

  • @Sapioso
    @Sapioso Před 6 lety +724

    now I can play in nuclear waste and become a black ninja turtle with dreads!

    • @shadowdemon1375
      @shadowdemon1375 Před 6 lety +46

      Billy the kid shhhhh, we're trying to be optimistic here.

    • @emondre6
      @emondre6 Před 6 lety +16

      Blue Marley meh anything can happen, u could become a mutant, or a zombie, or just straight up dying, there all possibilities

    • @democracydignityhumanrights
      @democracydignityhumanrights Před 6 lety +4

      SuperSimba6 or it could make you crazy like the feral ghouls in fallout 4

    • @Henesseyjones
      @Henesseyjones Před 6 lety +22

      This is the point in history when humans take the next evolutionary step. After the nuclear dust has settled the north American humans began to hone their newfound flying capabilities 😆😆.. Thank you Mr Un and Mr trump! Ahhh Who the fuck am I kidding we're all dead

    • @NeverTalkToCops1
      @NeverTalkToCops1 Před 6 lety +4

      +henesey A good step would be to admit that we covet our own demise. Either eliminate nuclear weapons or just push the damn button, now. Who is not sick of this world wide nuclear blackmail? Maybe that Netanyahoo bastard.

  • @jayyzee5708
    @jayyzee5708 Před 6 lety +61

    Trump has no idea how to handle this country as well

  • @RheaElise
    @RheaElise Před 6 lety +92

    I'm glad the volume difference issue between the main video and end screen seems to have been fixed ^^.

    • @brendapxh
      @brendapxh Před 6 lety +5

      Rhea Elise omg i know!! i used to always get a shock when the end screen blasts so loudly after i finish the main video

    • @RheaElise
      @RheaElise Před 6 lety +1

      Exactly, every time! Ads are still much louder, but at least this difference is resolved.

  • @odistabettor
    @odistabettor Před 6 lety +78

    I hate that it's always the whole country blamed for the actions of its leaders. We in the US know that we're not always in line with our government, but we talk as if every other government is indistinguishable from the country as an entire entity.

    • @ironfist9414
      @ironfist9414 Před 6 lety

      Odist Abettor Sem.

    • @FOLIPE
      @FOLIPE Před 6 lety +1

      People do that about the US as well. I mean, insiders know the inside is rich and full of discord, but outsiders only know the united façade. The same happens to any group, actually.

    • @ShellySmith808
      @ShellySmith808 Před 6 lety

      So true

    • @15anddumb7
      @15anddumb7 Před 6 lety

      Odist Abettor well, that's not exactly fair... To be completely truthful Trump has no say weather we go to war on not it's up to generals and other officials yet he's being blamed for not knowing that to do

    • @Sotha2012
      @Sotha2012 Před 5 lety +1

      The leader is elected by the population so if he fuxked up the population is also responsible since they chose him

  • @jayyzee5708
    @jayyzee5708 Před 6 lety +120

    Trump will probably think of the peanut shaped device as a new mexican airplane bringing more hombres

    • @borpie
      @borpie Před 6 lety +13

      Jazibb Memon *bad hombres

    • @soundslikeskrillex9799
      @soundslikeskrillex9799 Před 6 lety +2

      Jazibb Memon They have lots of problems, and they're bringing their problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some I assume, are good people.👐👌👌

    • @user-jy3zq5li4p
      @user-jy3zq5li4p Před 6 lety

      hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @leoa3679
      @leoa3679 Před 6 lety

      Charles Patsch "...they are bringing their problems WITH us..."

    • @chaser29mty2009
      @chaser29mty2009 Před 6 lety

      Jazibb Memon I'm a good Hombre.

  • @darealvit0240
    @darealvit0240 Před 6 lety +22

    "We'll see" .....
    WE'RE FUUUUCKED!

  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. Před 6 lety +16

    His facial expression when he said "peanut shaped device" had me in tears xD

  • @rehmanarshad1848
    @rehmanarshad1848 Před 6 lety +48

    the prison joke had me dying... China, Mexico shank ..... LOL

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca Před 6 lety

      rehman arshad --- it's nuts to think, that those type of crazy thoughts might actually be floating around in Trump's demented head 🤔😣

    • @thomaskelley5194
      @thomaskelley5194 Před 6 lety

      Wow so funny ha ha

  • @garythesnail6177
    @garythesnail6177 Před 6 lety +26

    Animosity towards one another will always be pointless

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Před 6 lety +8

      Gary the Snail Well, from a nihilistic perspective most of life is pointless, so why not fill it out with more pointlessness?
      Personally, I would prefer more fun pointless stuff, as thermonuclear war isn't much fun, the only winning move is not to play.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 6 lety

      Mr. Seemingly Expected Great reference from "War Games"!!! Love that movie!! Just watched it a few days ago. I've noticed that it's been playing on different venues now and I can attest that I haven't seen it available for awhile, before all this clusterfuck started.
      Actually I was thinking earlier today that they should play the movie for him and turn the volume up on the part where the computer voice says;
      "The only way to win is not to play"
      Thanks, you brought a much needed smile to my face. 😁

  • @MisteRRYouTuby
    @MisteRRYouTuby Před 6 lety +46

    The title is incorrect. It SHOULD read: Donald Trump Has No Idea How to Handle Life Itself.

  • @kendal3602
    @kendal3602 Před 4 lety +5

    "I'm Loco baby" has me dead😂😂

  • @mdb6673
    @mdb6673 Před 6 lety +2

    That "we'll see" joke at the end was gold. 😂😂😂

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben Před 6 lety +28

    Wow... you mean Trump... doesn't know what he's doing???? I'm shocked, just let me stop gasping from the shocking level of surprise

    • @donwadd9143
      @donwadd9143 Před 6 lety

      ANOTHER Hillary idiot are you? GET LOST FOOL!

    • @haruruben
      @haruruben Před 6 lety

      Don Wadd: hey don't disparage Hillary Swank! She's a wonderful actress despite the general lousiness of her movies

  • @21gonza21
    @21gonza21 Před 6 lety +45

    A Like for DACA

  • @weirdhails3802
    @weirdhails3802 Před 5 lety +11

    I'm deathly allergic to peanuts, this makes it all the more terrifying! HAHAHA

  • @s.konyine1469
    @s.konyine1469 Před 4 lety +14

    he is protecting his country korea
    like u protect your america

    • @umertaiyab5500
      @umertaiyab5500 Před 3 lety +1

      just to be clear we're talking about north korea not south korea. kim jong un keeps his people and their children and grand children in camps where they are tortured, the people don't have anything and are forced to work without rest. so i don't think he is trying to protect his country as much as he is trying to protect his wealth.

    • @umertaiyab5500
      @umertaiyab5500 Před 3 lety

      @fjf sjdnx so what are you trying to say. i genuinely don't know if you are disagreeing with me or not.

    • @umertaiyab5500
      @umertaiyab5500 Před 3 lety

      @fjf sjdnx there isn't technically a war at all. i mean i also don't want conflict, but if i am going to wish for one to win it is definitely going to be south korea. like kim jong un is worse than china. he has done every human rights violation possible.

  • @talesfromatiredmind4785
    @talesfromatiredmind4785 Před 6 lety +440

    At this point I want Trump to resign, if only so my favorite comedians can go back to making fun of stupid celebrities instead of stupid politicians.

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever Před 6 lety +18

      Tales from a tired mind I love these Trump jokes there doing. Speak for yourself.

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever Před 6 lety +6

      Bro9650 Then we'll continue this in the afterlife.

    • @RubenGarcia-rt7us
      @RubenGarcia-rt7us Před 6 lety +5

      Celebrity jokes? Go to buzzfeed for all that shit

    • @t0p1000
      @t0p1000 Před 6 lety

      i am actually happy trump won the election, i love how they troll him, trevor noah, stephen colbert etc etc...

    • @tobythedog7478
      @tobythedog7478 Před 6 lety +2

      Saving/me it only get worse if Trump is impeached, with the stock drops and the next power that may be Mike Pence, we just have to guide him to be better, like if your friend doesn't know how to drive a car but your legs are broke so you have to instruct him, he might crash but he could drive home

  • @EsmisAmazing
    @EsmisAmazing Před 6 lety +374

    Trump and his supporters annoy the hell out of me 😤

    • @xodusgamer2244
      @xodusgamer2244 Před 6 lety +10

      Esmeralda Garcia i dont think anyone talks too you😂

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 Před 6 lety +39

      Xodus 'to'

    • @madmikelike1
      @madmikelike1 Před 6 lety +23

      XodusGamer your name is "xodusgamer" I DON'T THINK ANYONE TALKS TO YOU LMFAO.

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto Před 6 lety +16

      The people who support Trump, they're not America's best. ... They have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

    • @papaburgundy4587
      @papaburgundy4587 Před 6 lety +2

      Esmeralda Garcia You should run for president. I'm sure you have all of the answers

  • @FIVESTRZ
    @FIVESTRZ Před 6 lety +3

    The end had me dying haha “we’ll see!”

  • @jessekadjo2818
    @jessekadjo2818 Před 6 lety

    Dead at that last "we'll see!" 😂💀😂💀

  • @80soa
    @80soa Před 6 lety +63

    How can the U.S. point fingers at other countries for having and testing nuclear weapons while simultaneously citing Hiroshima and Nagasaki lol

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 Před 6 lety +2

      80soa You don't know what you're talking about and therefore your comment doesn't make sense. First, please understand the definition a dictatorship.

    • @jakethejax
      @jakethejax Před 6 lety +19

      80soa
      Bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima: 1945
      Passing of the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons: 1968
      North Korea is the only* country still doing tests, almost 50 years since the rest of the countries agreed that nukes are bad.
      So yeah America did a bad thing 72 years ago, realized how bad it was, and with the rest of the countries took steps to avoid the same kind of thing happening again- rest of the countries except* of course for North Korea, who is happily making gains on their nuclear arsenal as you read this.
      *Or maybe I say wrong stuff on CZcams comments and the community corrects me. Cool.

    • @Tom44224
      @Tom44224 Před 6 lety +1

      @Jacob Riché "My first order as President was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal. It is now far stronger and more powerful than ever before"

    • @dracon501
      @dracon501 Před 6 lety +8

      80soa The USA dropped nuclear weapons to end the largest war in human history. And has not done so since. Despite having the capability and opportunities to do so.

    • @user-jy3zq5li4p
      @user-jy3zq5li4p Před 6 lety

      americans -.-

  • @channelforpositivitylunder9385

    As a Korean-American (*SOUTH* Korean-American T.T ppl always ask south or north..),
    I understand that the political climate in South Korea right now seems to be more uneasy with Trump being the US President since ya know...
    the US was supposed to be the protector of SKorea for it not also developing its own nuclear weapons Etc but Trump seems to be really killing diplomacy w SKorea in making it unclear whether good bilateral trade relations will last & if the US will still truly help protect SKorea (you never know what his America First (which isn't bad but must you kill foreign relations.....) ideal will make him do)

    • @Twizzler101
      @Twizzler101 Před 6 lety +15

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice So you're pretty much saying we're fucked

    • @democracydignityhumanrights
      @democracydignityhumanrights Před 6 lety +8

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice well, we need to negotiate a deal with China before NK, one solution I have is since NK has nukes we just give SK their own nukes and pull our troops out because SK could crush NK on its own and if SK had nukes NK wouldn't dare attack them or push the envelope, we could set up a treaty with China to where if NK attacks SK, China won't help NK, and we'll help SK, and do a vice versa for the reverse situation, we would be allowed to keep troops and a couple large bases in Japan ready for if NK decides to attack, this would give Japan the benefit of having a strong defense since they aren't allowed to have a big military and make sure we were in the region but giving China and NK their space, this deal would be designed to force everyone to cooperate based on the principle of MAD if both SK and NK had nuclear weapons, we see this work out in India and Pakistan two countries of varying strength and size, MAD is also the reason the US and Russia will never go to war, so MAD works.

    • @leonit2676
      @leonit2676 Před 6 lety +7

      Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice I live in SKorea and Trump is not working together with us. We would love to work together with everybody because the strength of democracy and friendship should be shown to Kim...

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 6 lety +1

      Red Menace
      So true!
      MAD is the answer!

    • @chokedbyanapricot9299
      @chokedbyanapricot9299 Před 6 lety +1

      Whether with or without nuke, when U.S troops go out of S.Korea, it triggers the possible second Korean war caused by N.K with corrupted S.K gov.
      WHAT ALSO MEANS, WW 3 OR NUKE WAR.
      Face it, do you guys really think that both Russia and China to be stay still?
      What about U.S?
      Also, in S.Korea, there are too many rotten apples in the box.
      And Of course many S.Koreans want U.S army to get the hell out, but face the truth, they won't.
      By the way, The Inside of Korea is much worse than you guys think.
      So many Schemes over political or economical field from far left, which stands along with N.Korea.
      Then suddenly, all the blames to the WEAK ABSURD S.Korean?
      Don't say a word if you don't know jack shit about it, Joe Duke.
      Just like Vietnam after the war, Korea will fall down from inside, If things continue to be like this.

  • @Luster...
    @Luster... Před 4 lety +16

    This video didn’t age well.

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 Před 6 lety

    Thanks The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.:)

  • @alexoelkers2292
    @alexoelkers2292 Před 6 lety +98

    We really didn't want Trump in charge of making decisions in a time like this, god help us all..

    • @papaburgundy4587
      @papaburgundy4587 Před 6 lety

      Alex Oelkers You should run for president. I'm sure you have all of the answers

    • @sonicboy678
      @sonicboy678 Před 6 lety +1

      How dismissive.

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ Před 6 lety +8

      I have no doubt he'd do better than Trump. But then, I imagine most people would.

    • @ErmirMusic
      @ErmirMusic Před 6 lety +7

      David Flanagan, any answer, even no answer is better than "we'll see"
      That is the answer of an idiot! And our president is a fucking moron

    • @markstinson2932
      @markstinson2932 Před 6 lety

      And what would you say?

  • @jincs2
    @jincs2 Před 6 lety +22

    Thank you Trevor Noah and the daily show for at least making our doom amusing 😂👍

  • @seriousnewsnetwork2707

    Great writing and delivery !!

  • @Jason76Holmes
    @Jason76Holmes Před 6 lety +3

    Love your show, Trevor. Keep up the good work!

  • @kjbkix
    @kjbkix Před 6 lety +9

    A+ performance Mr. Noah

  • @theviciouscircle777
    @theviciouscircle777 Před 6 lety +34

    Never felt more chill about living in Argentina, the southern point in the globe and completely out of reach of North Korea's missiles

    • @hodlup379
      @hodlup379 Před 6 lety +4

      theviciouscircle777 No one gives a fuck about New Zealand either

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 Před 6 lety

      Neither does Indonesia.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 Před 6 lety

      we're pretty chilled too they can't reach us either, they barely passed Japan. I hope by the time it's halfway or reaches Hawaii our government will grow some balls.

    • @hodlup379
      @hodlup379 Před 6 lety

      Sesshomaru474 Maybe they think a point blank shot will look cooler

    • @samlovesjojo
      @samlovesjojo Před 6 lety

      theviciouscircle777 Even if Argentina wasn't out of range, I don't think you should worry. The last time I heard anyone talk about your country was in the Maradona days. Who gives a fuck about Argentina to want to Nuke it dude lol

  • @erinroberts7751
    @erinroberts7751 Před 6 lety +2

    I laughed several times during this video. I feel like Trevor is hitting his groove. Really hope we get to see him continue to grow for a while longer before we all die.

  • @abdiasefa7890
    @abdiasefa7890 Před 6 lety

    the face rearrangement joke got me broooo. still kkkkkkkkk

  • @yez3749
    @yez3749 Před 6 lety +7

    Secret Service: Mr. President North Korea has launched a nuke and it's about to land!
    Trump: *Goes to window ITS UGE!!!!

  • @manishmishraji
    @manishmishraji Před 6 lety +49

    Just admit that right now n korea holds all the cards. Begin back channel talks, diffuse tensions. Massage kim's ego a lil bit. Offer some aid via China. Just de escalate this shit man! This isn't funny anymore.

    • @ragemonkey117
      @ragemonkey117 Před 6 lety

      Manish Mishra how do they hold all the cards

    • @manishmishraji
      @manishmishraji Před 6 lety +2

      There's is an unstable regime and they equate their regime's continuation as tantamount to the nation's existence. So they WILL use their weapons. On S Korea Japan and probably mainland US. US can't do anything before the fact, after it you may decide to lut the already impoverished N Koreans out of their misery.
      So when nothing can be done, do nothing, lest we reach a point of no return.

    • @eokingkong3853
      @eokingkong3853 Před 6 lety

      Manish Mishra damn bro... that was intelligent and you didn't have to lower yourself to the orange buttholes lv and rant and rave like an idiot
      Good on you for showing most Americans still have a brain!!!

  • @juliasmith5267
    @juliasmith5267 Před 5 lety

    Thanks for the video. :D

  • @StoutShako
    @StoutShako Před 6 lety

    I noticed that the outro music is way softer now! Thanks for that, guys!

  • @ErmirMusic
    @ErmirMusic Před 6 lety +63

    Republicans in congress grow a pair and get this psycho out of there

    • @samlovesjojo
      @samlovesjojo Před 6 lety

      ErmirMusic You're talking about Trump right?

    • @jvh8806
      @jvh8806 Před 6 lety +1

      You are not the decider ! The deplorables are and unfortunately for you, there are more of us then Snowflakes so enjoy the next 8 years !

    • @Cicero75BC
      @Cicero75BC Před 6 lety +1

      ErmirMusic - There are no more republicans...maybe a small handful. The rest are what the democrats were say 50/60 years ago. In another 50 years, given the current track we're on, conservatism will be extinct.

    • @LybaZia
      @LybaZia Před 6 lety

      J VH lol no there’s around 3 million more Democrats than Republicans

    • @LybaZia
      @LybaZia Před 6 lety

      chuck koscinski Oof love it when Republicans can’t think of an argument so they resort to calling people “libtards”

  • @coastalalpaca852
    @coastalalpaca852 Před 6 lety +30

    Can you bring me with you to South Africa?

    • @Drownedinblood
      @Drownedinblood Před 6 lety +2

      CoastalAlpaca South africa isn't a nice place.

    • @bonganisoko4426
      @bonganisoko4426 Před 6 lety

      Cafelogis how do you know?

    • @Drownedinblood
      @Drownedinblood Před 6 lety +1

      Bongani Soko google,natives, and people who have been. Ive been told johannesburg at night is especially dangerous.

    • @coastalalpaca852
      @coastalalpaca852 Před 6 lety

      Cafelogis Really? I had no idea! It's not like I've read Trevor Noah's book about growning up in South Africa

    • @Drownedinblood
      @Drownedinblood Před 6 lety

      Ok so? It's not like his book invalidates the views of those who live there or stats on violent crime and images that you can easily look up on google. Are you trying to make this a race thing?

  • @anonymusprime3050
    @anonymusprime3050 Před 3 lety +1

    1:19 Did he just said that there is nothing less threatening than a peanut?
    ***Angry SCP 173 Noises... ***

  • @markorbit4752
    @markorbit4752 Před 6 lety

    "I´m loco baby , I´m loco...you can´t mes with me men"...lol

  • @KingOfShanks
    @KingOfShanks Před 6 lety +3

    Yes.

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito Před 6 lety +28

    Mr. President will America be turned into the world's largest parking lot? We'll see!

    • @thomaskelley5194
      @thomaskelley5194 Před 6 lety

      chuck koscinski who you talking to

    • @thomaskelley5194
      @thomaskelley5194 Před 6 lety +1

      chuck koscinski yeah man I was talking to Tom he did not respond

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito Před 6 lety +1

      Thomas Kelley that's real mature what are you 12?

    • @thomaskelley5194
      @thomaskelley5194 Před 6 lety

      Tom DeVito well my dear friend you should’ve ignored me but I have a question for you you are liberal

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito Před 6 lety

      Thomas Kelley even if I am what's Your point? Cuckservative?

  • @closetgrasshopper2627
    @closetgrasshopper2627 Před 6 lety

    THANK YOU FOR LOWERING THE OUTRO MUSIC. I USED TO BE BE AFRAID OF THE ENDING BECAUSE IT WOULD ALWAYS CATCH ME BY SURPRISE AND GIVE ME A SMALL HEARTATTACK.

  • @mr.audience2783
    @mr.audience2783 Před 6 lety

    Damm NO " we'll see!"

  • @brittanya7812
    @brittanya7812 Před 6 lety +3

    North Korea is throwing pebbles at a sleeping Grizzle bear..............Meanwhile the UN is wearing "#TeamGrizzly" shirts.

  • @richardroopnarine870
    @richardroopnarine870 Před 6 lety +16

    The regime in North Korea is trying to stay in power. In the age of people power revolutions its only a matter of time before the hammer falls on them. The regime has to do this by raising the standard of living of the masses, that's where the nuclear programme comes in. Its a bargaining chip. The North Korean regime has done this in the past, however, agreements by the international community to provide economic aid in exchange for limiting their nuclear programme has fallen apart, by having an actual bomb their negotiating power increases as they can threaten to sell bombs to terrorists. Futhermore, America's biggest trading partners China, South Korea and Japan will be affected in war breaks out and global trade will be severely interrupted, perhaps even triggering a depression. America can't afford for war to break out and the North Koreans are well aware of that. Adding to the problem is the press's portrayal of the North Korean regime as foolish and weird, when they're a technologically sophisticated totalitarian entity.

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca Před 6 lety +3

      Richard Roopnarine --- technology sophisticated is a little stretch. all their tech was obtained from China or Russia...
      Trump's ignorance of the world, his inability to govern, and his narcissism is a bigger threat, than Rocketman's little rocket.

  • @hollybroughton8768
    @hollybroughton8768 Před 5 lety

    3:21 sick light cue great job team

  • @Tubeflux
    @Tubeflux Před 6 lety

    Great video again !

  • @_teriyaktastic3007
    @_teriyaktastic3007 Před 6 lety +23

    Trevor if u do go back to Africa pls take me with u

    • @smartart3097
      @smartart3097 Před 6 lety +2

      fancynancypigs no....South African. He has a South African accent which is a cross btw british and Aussie lol

    • @nickyn286
      @nickyn286 Před 6 lety

      im in tanzania, you can AirBnB at my place

  • @Darksky1001able
    @Darksky1001able Před 6 lety +3

    God help us...

  • @luisduron2722
    @luisduron2722 Před 3 lety

    we will see

  • @luxubukid
    @luxubukid Před 6 lety

    I can almost hear Aladeen says : "round is not scary, pointy is scary."

  • @tammilasky3405
    @tammilasky3405 Před 6 lety +8

    The "peanut-shaped device" thing was done on purpose. It's to get exactly the point across that he is saying, except that it means exactly this: it may LOOK like a peanut, but it is MUCH more sinister!

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 Před 6 lety +15

    I think one of these days, Trump will wake up and say, "Okay. I'm done now." And just walk out of the White House with no explanation because he can.

    • @TheJefferson1998
      @TheJefferson1998 Před 6 lety

      Neghie Thervil actually he cant "just leave the white housr"

    • @neghiethervil5606
      @neghiethervil5606 Před 6 lety

      Darth Nihilus He can just quit his job, which is what I was referring to.

    • @universityofboxing2159
      @universityofboxing2159 Před 6 lety

      Neghie Thervil damn beautiful, you make me want to setup a profile pick.

  • @misterlove7013
    @misterlove7013 Před 6 lety

    We will see...

  • @nalinmehta1983
    @nalinmehta1983 Před 6 lety

    will see!!!

  • @macarmstrong4081
    @macarmstrong4081 Před 6 lety +16

    Ayyyy in early I would make a joke but I'm not funny

  • @paulson2008
    @paulson2008 Před 6 lety +9

    Loco 😂😂😂

  • @keo5365
    @keo5365 Před 6 lety

    lol headspace.com AD just pop up on this video😂

  • @pianogospel6187
    @pianogospel6187 Před 6 lety

    If I ever attended this show I would spend most of the time on the floor dead laughing lol

  • @yokhananmosheh7835
    @yokhananmosheh7835 Před 6 lety +3

    😂😂😂 we'll see

  • @nonstopscott007
    @nonstopscott007 Před 6 lety +4

    Let's make fun of trump! Funny thing is nobody knows what to do.

  • @L4wr3nc3810
    @L4wr3nc3810 Před 6 lety

    this ones one of his best

  • @dogdog4173
    @dogdog4173 Před 6 lety

    "I'm locooooooo!!! " 😂😂😂

  • @micacece6166
    @micacece6166 Před 6 lety +3

    Where is my popcorn? A real-life Blockbuster from America featuring North-Korea is about to start guys!

    • @massimothecoppolas
      @massimothecoppolas Před 6 lety

      Mica Cece more like bunker buster “padoem psh” i’ll see myself out

  • @xoco.ozomatli
    @xoco.ozomatli Před 6 lety +158

    N. Korea has offered to stop nuclear tests if we stop military drills at their borders. Both Obama and Trump have refused this offer. We are intimidating them right at their border. Even the Soviet Union was miles away from our border when they set up missiles in Cuba and the US was freaking out about that then. It's a reasonable offer from North Korea that both parties have rejected

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever Před 6 lety +18

      Stephanie Aguilar If we stop how do we know they'll really stop? likely lying to us just to have us stop first.

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 Před 6 lety +46

      Stephanie Read the CeaseFire agreements. They can be renegotiated but the nut from N. Korea doesn't negotiation...he is demanding. Plus, that's not all he's demanding and the nut in the WH has no idea HOW to negotiate. We're fucked.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Před 6 lety +18

      Stephanie Aguilar I think the point is that their border is South Korea, meaning that they want all US troops out of SK. Withdrawing troops from that region is out of the question, but that gives the North enough cover to justify their actions, actions borne out of a necessity to prove themselves more than a Chinese vassal state.
      The sad thing is that if they accepted their role as China's pet project they would have way less troubles than they do now.

    • @ceciliaageofaquarius1225
      @ceciliaageofaquarius1225 Před 6 lety +5

      Stephanie Aguilar are you sure about that little one?

    • @florinamarchis4081
      @florinamarchis4081 Před 6 lety +8

      Stephanie Aguilar you are so right....too bad that in comedy and news people don't see usa's faults, they don't see the cause, but only the effect (n. korea responding back to threats). I'm not afraid of Kim JongUn, he is a smart guy, I'm afraid of Trump :(

  • @gelatocream1623
    @gelatocream1623 Před 6 lety

    freaking love how he ended it with "we'll see"

  • @TheJorith
    @TheJorith Před 6 lety

    Need that 'thank you very much' line in a movie.

  • @ovinten
    @ovinten Před 6 lety +5

    What if we swap Trump with KJU?

    • @theorlandokids1845
      @theorlandokids1845 Před 6 lety +1

      Ovinten pls like thats gonna help, though jong un would be at least more smarter than trump

    • @hjhshshns4181
      @hjhshshns4181 Před 6 lety +2

      Ovinten yes, because a leader who starves his people is much better than trump, right?

    • @theorlandokids1845
      @theorlandokids1845 Před 6 lety +1

      Jeremybeasto I meant that Kim Jong Un knows what he's doing to his country and the world (using money from other countries to build rockets instead of building more schools, not feeding his people, killing an american citizen (who shouldnt have gone there) and capturing americans and other nationalities from around the world!), all of this makes him worst than DJ Trump. But Donald Trump probably has no idea how to work this form of government and if he does know what he's doing, then were going to up just like north korea (in a way). Or will get bombed. it could either way

    • @revanruler6404
      @revanruler6404 Před 6 lety

      here's the thing KJU is doing all this horrible stuff because he's in north korea where the previous governments made it so all his crazy stuff is actually possible, if KJU was in a country like the US he wouldn't be able to do as much because oof various counter powers. If Trump was in a country like north korea he's be as much of a dictator as KJU if not more

  • @mikee101
    @mikee101 Před 6 lety +72

    yawn.... all nukes these days are stronger than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined..

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 6 lety +6

      You're not helping....

    • @HerveBoisde
      @HerveBoisde Před 6 lety +6

      Exactly. The US hasnt had a nuke that weak since the 50's.

    • @biembamboombriekamam2699
      @biembamboombriekamam2699 Před 6 lety +5

      Pushing 30 yeah that comparison of the nuke being stronger than those two dropped on hiroshima and nagasaki is just stupid
      Those are really weak compared to what has been made now

    • @lunarfrog
      @lunarfrog Před 6 lety +13

      This isn't a nuke. It's a hydrogen bomb. If it hits Washington D.C, the fireball would reach Baltimore (more or less a 40-mile radius). Still yawning?

    • @mikee101
      @mikee101 Před 6 lety +3

      now im asleep

  • @sillyconskydive7565
    @sillyconskydive7565 Před 6 lety

    I just like to leave a comment about the outro volume:
    Thank you so much!
    Well, its maybe a little too soft, the intro is a little bit too loud. But youre getting there. Keep it up!
    (At least no more annoyed neighbours since i watch this at night mostly.)

  • @Provoker7
    @Provoker7 Před 6 lety

    That "Mexico" slip at the end was covered so smoothly!

  • @TayLor-Aloe
    @TayLor-Aloe Před 6 lety +50

    China is not an ally or a friend, they are a trading partner...

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ Před 6 lety +6

      On the other hand, they are not as crazy as either Kim Jong Un or Trump. They, for one, would rather prefer to avoid nuclear war. They shouldn't be considered the good guys considering all China does, but they may be the biggest chance the world has should things escalate even further. A chilling thought.

    • @ProfX501
      @ProfX501 Před 6 lety +3

      TT Love So...an ally then. Or are you suggesting that the US doesn't need China

    • @universityofboxing2159
      @universityofboxing2159 Před 6 lety +9

      TT Love you mean a debt collector

    • @usernamehyt
      @usernamehyt Před 6 lety

      both fighting against nazi in wwII and saved a lot of american soldiers, for fuck sake watch some history channel

    • @jackli8088
      @jackli8088 Před 6 lety

      well, we were fighting with russians during the WW2 and look at what happen now?
      once an ally doesnt mean always an ally. once an enemy doesnt mean always an enemy .
      take japan for another example, we drop 2 nuke on their ass, and now they r our ally.

  • @TheMistercrowley
    @TheMistercrowley Před 6 lety +3

    Trevor Noah and the commenters of this video must be looking like a right bunch of nitwits right now 😂

  • @RJavierYepesDeV
    @RJavierYepesDeV Před 6 lety +1

    You are the best!

  • @ayyfrieza2783
    @ayyfrieza2783 Před 6 lety +1

    We need to build a wall? Fuck that let's build vaults.

  • @miamikidd8540
    @miamikidd8540 Před 6 lety +5

    Let's have a VOTE!
    Everyone that says he's a genius type "L" .
    Everyone that says he's an idiot type "W".
    Which side will win? WE'LL SEE!!!

  • @venn2215
    @venn2215 Před 6 lety +10

    Early Squad

  • @redcougar7007
    @redcougar7007 Před 6 lety

    "We will see" makes him unpredictable and the enemy gets surprised..... silly Trevor

  • @morm2173
    @morm2173 Před 6 lety +1

    Man I love Trevor Noah he takes the humor even out of the most serious situations that's why I bought his book

  • @Slewedleo
    @Slewedleo Před 6 lety +17

    I hate Trump and agree that he's handling the situation terribly, but the truth is that he inherited this mess.
    Bush and Obama should have dealt with NK when they had the chance.

    • @marvelous1358
      @marvelous1358 Před 6 lety +1

      Slewedleo I hate Trump too but you are quite right. Obama should have put them in check.

    • @neverever8365
      @neverever8365 Před 6 lety +10

      Slewedleo Why we always want to blame the other guy. Dump made this mess.

    • @PyrateMickey
      @PyrateMickey Před 6 lety +20

      Slewedleo
      Yeah your right its definitely their fault.. not that in the last 64 years since the ceasefire was signed anybody else could of put them in check. But fuck it lets blame Obama we blame him for everything else.

    • @similarsherbert
      @similarsherbert Před 6 lety +14

      Slewedleo Really. So how were they supposed to "deal" with an entire country?
      The only 'dealing' is diplomacy. Your previous presidents tried the best they could with NK. Trump and his disastrous incompetence in diplomacy is the reason this is flaring up.
      Being President can't be done by some failed builder like Trump. It's an art.

    • @awomanofacertainage
      @awomanofacertainage Před 6 lety +3

      Without a peace treaty, the two Koreas have been in a technical state of war perpetuated since 1953. Eisenhower's administration was the first to accomplish no resolution. The dilemma has persisted for 64 years.

  • @GreenDragon11
    @GreenDragon11 Před 6 lety

    "I don't want to rearrange your face, I'm just saying your nose could be in a lot of places, Thank You Very Much".
    Right up there with;
    "Do you feel lucky Punk".
    Bloody Brilliant!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anydae
    @anydae Před 6 lety +1

    4:09 Achilles heel cannot be healed.....

  • @kohchinsong3225
    @kohchinsong3225 Před 6 lety

    LOL HE HAVE SUCH A SENSE OF HUMOUR AND MY CAT JUST GOT CONSTIPATION

  • @TheFlutterflies
    @TheFlutterflies Před 6 lety

    They got one missile, but we have a more. Nice knowing you guys!

  • @TC-ys4qj
    @TC-ys4qj Před 6 lety +1

    Are you sure about that 😂😂😂

  • @HDFiveHundred
    @HDFiveHundred Před 6 lety

    We'll see

  • @Zeel_BTS
    @Zeel_BTS Před 6 lety

    I especially loved Noah here.

  • @victorchike9168
    @victorchike9168 Před 6 lety

    Trevor you're awesome😎

  • @malaikaoaitse3072
    @malaikaoaitse3072 Před 6 lety +2

    North Korea wil u destroy US:we'll see?😂😂😂😯

  • @leandreawilson5108
    @leandreawilson5108 Před 6 lety

    That was hilarious. Seeing the humor out of bad situations

  • @Rob_Thorsman
    @Rob_Thorsman Před 6 lety

    Ah, the Hulk Hogan maneuver. "If this is what I do to my friends, what do you think I'll do to you?"