Archer Vomit Comet

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  • čas přidán 11. 02. 2016
  • What possible reason could there be to subject human beings to ...
    ...such mind-shattering awesomeness!
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Komentáře • 139

  • @Passions5555
    @Passions5555 Před 7 lety +555

    0:18 I love how Archer is only one who managed not to get sprayed by Lana's throwing up session.

    • @banditbro25
      @banditbro25 Před rokem +4

      Archer learns, despite his stupidity, dude can still learn. Especially how to dodge disgusting things and double that if torturing a colleague is on the table.

  • @eternallegacy89
    @eternallegacy89 Před 3 lety +81

    Love how Archer was able to avoid all of the vomit xD.

  • @antayac
    @antayac Před 7 lety +406

    Rofl at riding Cyril into the puke.

  • @cheowesley860
    @cheowesley860 Před 7 lety +216

    "SUCH MIND-SHATTERING AWESOMENESS!!!"

  • @Princess_Cheese
    @Princess_Cheese Před 7 lety +282

    That's why you have to do it on an empty stomach

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD Před 6 lety +34

      Your stomach is never really empty. Even if there's no food in it, there is still the liquidy thingmajig that dissolves everything. If you can't throw up food, you'll start throwing up yellow bile, and when you run out of that, you'll start throwing up stomach acid.

    • @NotYourAverageNothing
      @NotYourAverageNothing Před 6 lety +21

      APG19912009 Dry heaves are worse.

    • @winterweasel425
      @winterweasel425 Před 5 lety +5

      @@APG19912009 yes ''tortue''
      a french turtle
      truly dreadfull

    • @edgymoji8260
      @edgymoji8260 Před 5 lety +4

      PetersaberHD wait you can throw up stomach acid?

    • @HerrHoppenstedt
      @HerrHoppenstedt Před 4 lety +2

      @@edgymoji8260 That's why anorexic people have bad teeth. Constantly vomiting.

  • @agonycity1754
    @agonycity1754 Před 6 lety +162

    "No, Archer, noOOOOO!!!"

    • @NPC1921
      @NPC1921 Před 6 lety +7

      YESS!!!!!

    • @fizzpeakgamer1318
      @fizzpeakgamer1318 Před 5 lety +5

      what that? Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of the AHH

  • @princelevi3733
    @princelevi3733 Před 3 lety +22

    When archer ride on cyril, my stomach hurt so much from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @valeuphoricaa546
    @valeuphoricaa546 Před 3 lety +21

    “NOOOOO ARCHER NOOOOO DONT DO THIS-“

  • @delario80
    @delario80 Před 8 lety +144

    Wooooooooo WEIGHTLESSNESS!!!!

  • @Aramanth
    @Aramanth Před 4 lety +99

    When *Archer rode Cyril through Lana's vomit plume* I nearly
    blacked out from laughter.. it doesn't stop being funny OMG!!!

  • @markallman418
    @markallman418 Před 2 lety +11

    Adam Reed's delivery kills me every time: "Ahh it's all in my HAIR!!"

  • @GreatfulGert
    @GreatfulGert Před 7 lety +93

    shoutout to Bryan Cranston

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 Před 3 lety +25

    For reference if they do that 20 times in total for 30 seconds each, that's roughly 10 full minutes of vomit comet.

  • @LeviBoldock
    @LeviBoldock Před 6 lety +19

    Archer screaming "weightlessness" reminded me of Nicolas Cage for some reason.

  • @aridontou7544
    @aridontou7544 Před 4 lety +12

    i gotta binge watch this damn show

  • @brainwasher9876
    @brainwasher9876 Před 7 lety +246

    "Until there was literally no more fluid left in my body"
    "I can fix that" ;)

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 Před 4 lety +28

    0:32
    Whoohohohoooooo cares

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO Před 7 lety +198

    THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU LANA?!!!

  • @PetersaberHD
    @PetersaberHD Před 7 lety +43

    To be frank, most of us would probably throw up multiple times

    • @cheowesley860
      @cheowesley860 Před 7 lety +8

      PetersaberHD Oh there is no doubt.

    • @Hangman11
      @Hangman11 Před 6 lety +6

      PetersaberHD speak for yourself

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 Před 5 lety +4

      YES

    • @nercksrule
      @nercksrule Před 3 lety +3

      The heavy G-load wouldn't make me sick, but the transition to weighlessness would probably do it.

  • @trillgates2452
    @trillgates2452 Před 6 lety +19

    THAT'S BRIAN CRANSTON'S VOICE

  • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925

    0:12
    Ray: GAH! Ahh, it's all in my hair!

  • @coachgoltzbizpro23
    @coachgoltzbizpro23 Před 3 lety +2

    Lana Kane: Badass secret agent, can't hold her stomach in space training.

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 Před 6 lety +10

    0:34 I so wanna do that!

  • @Experienceofman
    @Experienceofman Před 4 lety +3

    Woooooo weightlessness!!!!

  • @c0r3theta
    @c0r3theta Před 5 lety +6

    I WANT TO SEE THIS WHOLE EPISODE

  • @wizzardog3335
    @wizzardog3335 Před 5 lety +19

    If this show was gender swapped, Archer would have said "Phrasing" after the last line of this clip

  • @mojojojoslyfoxharris
    @mojojojoslyfoxharris Před 7 lety +51

    Jeez Lana, how much weight could she have lost throwing up 20 times in that short of a span!?

  • @mariodang6646
    @mariodang6646 Před 3 lety +1

    So this is what quarantine has brought me too

  • @astrangeone
    @astrangeone Před 7 lety +21

    Poor Lana!

  • @likelike344
    @likelike344 Před 7 lety +9

    KC-135 is an air tanker.

    • @nameeman1562
      @nameeman1562 Před 10 měsíci

      And NASA's zero-G simulators for like 40 years were 2 modified KC-135s

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 Před 4 lety +2

    I kinda wanna be an astronaut now

  • @yellowriverbyipdaily
    @yellowriverbyipdaily Před 8 lety +20

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @i.klewis3252
    @i.klewis3252 Před 7 lety +27

    why did cyril just let that happen to him

    • @fizzpeakgamer1318
      @fizzpeakgamer1318 Před 5 lety +18

      Because he's Cyril

    • @Passions5555
      @Passions5555 Před 5 lety +1

      Whose worst off Cyril or Jerry?

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Passions5555 Tough to say. In many ways they are both in similar situations, terribly mediocre compared to the hyper-competent irresponsible asshole they find themselves competing against. That being said, both of them have surprisingly similar strengths of being able to succeed in mundanity, Cyril's a very competent accountant, and the only one among them actually qualified to receive a PI license, while Jerry is able to thrive in the crushing bureaucracy of the galactic federation.
      That being said, I think as of Season 3, Jerry is the current victor between them. Despite Cyril's more stable tendencies, Archer still beats him when it comes to relationships. (Neither of them are really "with" Lana, but Archer's a heck of lot closer to it than Cyril.) by contrast, despite every odd stacked against him, Jerry has effectively beaten Rick and won his family's love. (Obviously we don't know if it will last, but currently, I'd definitely say that Jerry is the happiest between the two of them.)

    • @commentconnoisseur1001
      @commentconnoisseur1001 Před 5 lety

      @@evansageser6943 ooh, better be quiet everyone because apparently this is a library now.

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Passions5555 really? Jerry is if you mean Rick and Morty Jerry lol.... Cyril is actually competent if he actually was allowed to work his mind and his group actually listened lol.

  • @peterw3544
    @peterw3544 Před 4 lety

    Archer really surprises sometimes

  • @RiveryJerald
    @RiveryJerald Před 7 lety +4

    Dont eat before going up in a plane

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 Před 5 lety +1

    Both awesome yet nauseousiating

  • @OtherBarry4908
    @OtherBarry4908 Před 5 lety +13

    1:02 play this at 0.25x speed

  • @quillmaurer6563
    @quillmaurer6563 Před 3 lety +11

    Okay, so Lana puked before they even did the first parabola? Just from flying along like a normal airplane? She must have an absurdly weak stomach. Also, everyone commenting on Archer riding Cyril into the puke, but I thought his hitting the wall was even more characteristic Cyril.

    • @andrewames247
      @andrewames247 Před 2 lety +5

      At the time, she was pregnant, and suffering from morning sickness.

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 Před rokem +2

      @@andrewames247 pretty sure this is season 3, she was pregnant in season 5 and gave the baby at the end of it...

    • @danielwilson7193
      @danielwilson7193 Před rokem

      It was going up and down at pretty high speeds by airplane standards.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 Před rokem

      @@danielwilson7193 It looked like she puked just on the first pitch-up, before even going zero-G.

    • @danielwilson7193
      @danielwilson7193 Před rokem

      @@quillmaurer6563 Which was still notably faster than passenger planes normally go.

  • @walteriansims
    @walteriansims Před 7 lety +4

    Dont watch this while brushing your teeth

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 Před rokem

    1:02 🎶I'll make all dem bitcheswallow🎶

  • @noelanderson969
    @noelanderson969 Před 3 lety +1

    ISIS has a space program?!

  • @jensskarp1375
    @jensskarp1375 Před rokem

    "wahahawhoocaaares?!"

  • @josephharris4974
    @josephharris4974 Před 7 lety +3

    Can't imagine how much weight Lana must have then lost from all that throwing up then right!?

  • @matthewskudzienski4847
    @matthewskudzienski4847 Před 6 lety +3

    That vomit throw up is gross and disgusting

  • @user-sn9uy1oh7e
    @user-sn9uy1oh7e Před 3 lety

    رووووعة

  • @starfishhugger6232
    @starfishhugger6232 Před 3 lety +1

    Cyril why the hell didn't you at least put your hands in front of your face? Nothing was blocking them.

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 Před 4 lety

    Says thirty seconds of weightlessness, more like forty five

  • @mistronitomicmosslle5469
    @mistronitomicmosslle5469 Před 7 lety +2

    What ep is this

  • @MrGohan8000
    @MrGohan8000 Před 7 lety +4

    What episode is this

  • @Alienxlicker
    @Alienxlicker Před 6 lety +2

    Wasn’t this like a sign she was pregnant

    • @Alex_Off-Beat
      @Alex_Off-Beat Před 3 lety +1

      Probably not, this was the season 3 finale, she became pregnant just before the end of season 4.

  • @nickpurnell2769
    @nickpurnell2769 Před 3 lety

    Phrasing

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 Před 5 lety

    0:54 Krieger reference

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 Před 4 lety

      somethingsomethingDarkSide he says yep yep yep yep a lot

  • @russelljohnson8276
    @russelljohnson8276 Před 6 lety

    the vomit comet hmm something tells me a certain canadian based cartoon wit the designs similar too 6teen was'nt the first too come up wit this

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus Před 2 lety

      Well, no. The vomit comet is a real thing. They actually do train astronauts for zero gravity by flying a plane in a parabolic arc like this. And it got the nickname for the obvious nausea it causes.

  • @richardhughes231
    @richardhughes231 Před měsícem

    Im hsrrd now

  • @tulipbloomgames5030
    @tulipbloomgames5030 Před 2 lety

    You have to wonder. Was Lana pregnant at this point? Or is she just ridiculously sensitive to these things? Cause she was nauseous in the submarine too, and she was pregnant then.

  • @KenGutierrez01
    @KenGutierrez01 Před 3 lety

    Wasn’t this round the time she was feeling pregnant?

  • @AlekWheeler
    @AlekWheeler Před 4 lety +2

    So wait...Walter White is alive and does voice work now?!
    EPIC!!!!

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus Před 2 lety

      Conservatives and the Breaking Bad fandom, bonding over only having one joke

  • @emillovgren1490
    @emillovgren1490 Před 7 lety

    lol

  • @thesadprepper3722
    @thesadprepper3722 Před 6 lety +3

    Archer predicted Trumps space force.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 Před 5 lety +1

      1911 VsGlocks Get that political garbage out of here!

    • @nexusnsgaming3364
      @nexusnsgaming3364 Před 4 lety +2

      @@robertsimon2885 See here's a man with common sense as well, we must stop everything from turning into a political battleground. We come to watch Archer, not stupid politics trash.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 Před 4 lety +1

      NexusNS Gaming Yeah. I'm sick of people turning everything political. I can't listen to "Do You Hear the People Sing?" or even "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" without some dolt mentioning some political garbage. Why people do this is beyond me.

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 Před rokem

      there's always that one guy... (shave ur neck btw)

  • @daconqueror7777
    @daconqueror7777 Před 6 lety +3

    Whoo hoo hoohoo who cares!!!XD LMAO

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 Před 5 lety +1

    I'm surprised it was LANA who yakked over and over again...

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead Před 5 lety

      Jake Shattuck That was next season, Sea Tunt Part II

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 Před rokem

      are you Australian? just asking coz I am too and I've only heard other Aussies say "yak" when referring to vomit.

    • @michaelhuynh4953
      @michaelhuynh4953 Před rokem

      @@alyssarichardson2544 no I just said it because of how excessive it was.

  • @MatthewBrown-xu3jn
    @MatthewBrown-xu3jn Před 7 lety +7

    was lana pregnant during this part?

  • @richardhughes231
    @richardhughes231 Před měsícem

    Yummy

  • @simoncollett4524
    @simoncollett4524 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh Lana, if it's more fluid in your body you need then I'm your guy.

  • @tylervielie5767
    @tylervielie5767 Před 5 lety +1

    1:00-1:07 Didn't need to see all that.

  • @AnthonyMcqueen1987
    @AnthonyMcqueen1987 Před 6 lety

    The hell is wrong with you Lana ????