Nanomachines Build vs. Elden Ring Bosses (All Hit Run)

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024

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  • @poison_swamp
    @poison_swamp  Před 27 dny +56

    Thanks for watching!
    Consider subscribing to the channel if you enjoy my content.

    • @the8382
      @the8382 Před 27 dny +1

      Im pretty sure the path of vengeance poise buff lasts a whole minute so you dont need to use it as much

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 27 dny +5

      @@the8382 Besides the attributes buff it grants superarmor for 5 seconds

  • @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt
    @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt Před 21 dnem +421

    Messmer: why won't you die Tarnished?!
    Tarnished: Perfumes son

  • @pockystyx4087
    @pockystyx4087 Před 26 dny +400

    the grab basically went "all that for a single drop of blood"

    • @Warsm1th12
      @Warsm1th12 Před 13 dny +5

      And then he took that drop RIGHT back with that prayerful strike, it was glorious

  • @LuckyLiarK
    @LuckyLiarK Před 27 dny +412

    I love it when the HP bar longer than half the screen. 😂

    • @jjblair4020
      @jjblair4020 Před 15 dny +17

      When you are the boss

    • @jesuscardenas2551
      @jesuscardenas2551 Před 12 dny +3

      Haha Just the half? Hahaha it occupied all the screen

    • @whysosleepyjoe2811
      @whysosleepyjoe2811 Před 11 dny +3

      Looked at the comments after noticing a double stack buff list 😂

    • @sion2979
      @sion2979 Před 10 dny +2

      That awkward moment when the stacks of buffs are as much as the maxed MP bar lol

    • @whysosleepyjoe2811
      @whysosleepyjoe2811 Před 10 dny +2

      @@sion2979 theirs something terrifying about a warrior that is so Tanky that he walks like my grandma with a walker

  • @dropmaster4913
    @dropmaster4913 Před 26 dny +317

    THE WALL! THE WALL! THE WALL NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL!

  • @NamanKumarSharma
    @NamanKumarSharma Před 19 dny +99

    cocaine sniff mid boss fight is an aplha move

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 19 dny +6

      😂😂😂

    • @Jikuri
      @Jikuri Před 8 dny +1

      Sniff? bro Drank that liquid meth 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theawkwardpotato1973
    @theawkwardpotato1973 Před 20 dny +159

    This ain’t the all hit run. This is the “I’m a boss too” run.

    • @jonnytheamerican
      @jonnytheamerican Před 20 dny +13

      Watching Godfrey and this guy go toe to toe is awesome, and hilarious. "Go DOWN!!" "NO, YOU GO DOWN!!" 2 big ass dudes swinging big ass weapons, and more poise than gods have.

  • @Goblinboyo162
    @Goblinboyo162 Před 19 dny +161

    Bros just taking copious amounts of drugs to beat gods and men alike

    • @jeremiasdopao9250
      @jeremiasdopao9250 Před 19 dny +16

      "Let's Cook jesse

    • @ackbarreserve
      @ackbarreserve Před 14 dny +7

      Brings me back to the good old Morrowind days

    • @RedThePokeWitcher
      @RedThePokeWitcher Před 8 dny +2

      I mean if I had drugs that let me smite Gods I'd probably keep taking them too lol 😅

  • @guizmotwitch
    @guizmotwitch Před 21 dnem +111

    Your stance....extraordinary.

  • @Xdori23
    @Xdori23 Před 27 dny +167

    Bro health bigger than the boss 💀🔥🔥

    • @LeFork756
      @LeFork756 Před 27 dny +13

      Bro became the boss 💀🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @Crowmanhunter
    @Crowmanhunter Před 20 dny +145

    Imagine running into this guy as a Jar Duelist or one of Fia's Companions.

    • @aether388
      @aether388 Před 18 dny +20

      Or in PVP, more like. The NPC versions of it wouldn't pull off the same buff routine and would be a lot easier to deal with

    • @thanus6636
      @thanus6636 Před 17 dny +4

      @@aether388Slowly walk backwards

    • @hyfan6195
      @hyfan6195 Před 13 dny +7

      Just throw some lightning damage at them. Theres a reason he doesn’t fight Bayle or any ancient dragons

    • @schpeidermann
      @schpeidermann Před 9 dny

      @@thanus6636 And don't look him in the eyes.

  • @DontBlowItStudio
    @DontBlowItStudio Před 19 dny +57

    I'm confused, the boss won every fight.

  • @anshumaankumar8684
    @anshumaankumar8684 Před 19 dny +50

    When bro enters boss arena, the boss hears the boss music.😅

    • @gamertoots7367
      @gamertoots7367 Před 9 dny +1

      The boss: hey this ain’t my track
      See’s this abomination

  • @D00MTR33
    @D00MTR33 Před 19 dny +43

    The "i want ALL the smoke" build
    Im not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.
    ER bosses - 😨😰😱

  • @Zanuth-001
    @Zanuth-001 Před 16 dny +14

    "Nanoperfumes, son! They harden in response to physical trauma! You can't hurt me, Messmer!"

  • @LeviFX
    @LeviFX Před 26 dny +72

    Hell fuckin yeah bro, this is more exciting than no damage videos

  • @AR-bj5et
    @AR-bj5et Před 16 dny +19

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine, for the machine is immortal.

  • @ze_glitchy_gamer7629
    @ze_glitchy_gamer7629 Před 27 dny +153

    OH MY CHRIST LOOK AT HIS HEALTH BAR

    • @kerbodynamicx472
      @kerbodynamicx472 Před 27 dny +43

      His HP bar is longer than the boss's.
      Also, while being grabbed and impaled by Messmer is usually a guaranteed death, it barely hurt him at all! Same for Radahn's meteor

    • @Vengeance_I_m
      @Vengeance_I_m Před 27 dny +12

      ​@@kerbodynamicx472Messmer's grab is not that bad. Astel's grab, Malenia grab, Elden Beast grab all are more dangerous

    • @thebigenchilada678
      @thebigenchilada678 Před 20 dny

      @@Vengeance_I_mwrong

    • @smmk88
      @smmk88 Před 20 dny +5

      ​@@thebigenchilada678 actually he's right

    • @blissseeker4719
      @blissseeker4719 Před 20 dny

      Don't take Jesus Christ in vain with your conditioning.

  • @jzzycaprice
    @jzzycaprice Před 14 dny +16

    DLC final boss: I… am inevitable.
    Poison Swamp: and I… am Ironjar Man

  • @skiesquiggles7319
    @skiesquiggles7319 Před 16 dny +18

    huge fan of "all hit" runs personally

  • @froggie610
    @froggie610 Před 26 dny +30

    It's always so cool to see you just walking towards the boss while it doesn't do shit against you.

  • @casual-Crusader
    @casual-Crusader Před 18 dny +7

    "Can't break this health bar, Messer"
    "I'm fu*king invincible"

  • @justhwsky
    @justhwsky Před 19 dny +13

    I’ve been joking about the all hit run since bloodborne and ITS HERE

  • @M0ONCommander
    @M0ONCommander Před 18 dny +8

    11:37 Malenia: "time for a true display of skill"
    this guy: "a skill issue, you mean"

  • @chriskelvin248
    @chriskelvin248 Před 19 dny +20

    I just started SotE and at level 192 and I think Scadutree Blessing rank 3. The first boss I’ve come across is Rellana and with a Faith/ Strength build using Blasphemous Blade and some incantations I’ve *almost* gotten her down with mimic, no other summons. I’m in awe of this toe-to-toe fight! I’m also in awe of this game. This game rewards the ultimate skill and timing aficionados by making bosses possible to defeat in a loincloth. The game also rewards those who study the vast array of stats, skills, equipment and spells and use their imagination to assemble incredible builds that defy belief! What an incredible game that allows the players to truly take their own roads.

  • @magic_manl2572
    @magic_manl2572 Před 27 dny +37

    Those meteors must do magic damage. Which is weird considering gravity magic usually does physical

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 27 dny +24

      It’s possible that meteor does fire damage which is even more weird…

    • @magic_manl2572
      @magic_manl2572 Před 27 dny +22

      @@poison_swamp this boss is all kinds of messed up.

  • @azekilldiablo9315
    @azekilldiablo9315 Před 19 dny +15

    17:25 the double kill goes so hard!

  • @hakansekmen8172
    @hakansekmen8172 Před 17 dny +4

    Standing unphased after being directly hit by consort radahn meteor is the most badass thing you can do in this game tbh

  • @Vergil_status_on
    @Vergil_status_on Před 27 dny +32

    Difference:"m f!cking invicible"
    Meat gear music strat playing"red sun,red sun over paradise"
    No wait copyright

  • @fishindangersilly4207
    @fishindangersilly4207 Před 25 dny +13

    But would you die to Malenia? “Nah, I’d live”

  • @magic_manl2572
    @magic_manl2572 Před 27 dny +41

    Just for everyone else here, he could've made it even more ridiculous by using endure. Endure and the greatsword aow stack. Holy ground too

  • @eldritchtoilets210
    @eldritchtoilets210 Před 23 dny +12

    Build so solid, bosses are breaking their teeth on it!

  • @ralkashira1437
    @ralkashira1437 Před 27 dny +20

    Absolutely in love with your builds, keep up the good work!

  • @Goblinboyo162
    @Goblinboyo162 Před 19 dny +8

    Also I had no clue the buff icons could start a new row omg

  • @SaxSlaveGael
    @SaxSlaveGael Před 26 dny +35

    You know there's a heal and dodge function in the game right? Those Iron Jar Aromatic's getting to ya head bro 😂

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 26 dny +34

      Saving crimson flasks for the next game 😂

  • @jeremiasdopao9250
    @jeremiasdopao9250 Před 19 dny +11

    "Nanomachines son"

  • @kaden-sd6vb
    @kaden-sd6vb Před 21 dnem +6

    This is my first time watching dlc radahn, and god damn, he goes full valstrax with his meteor, crimson glow barrage and everything
    Miyazaki cooked hard

  • @adminotaku4799
    @adminotaku4799 Před 20 dny +8

    i bet this makes you feel as powerful as piloting a Prawn suit. XD

  • @therogueserafim271
    @therogueserafim271 Před 20 dny +9

    Bro just bullied Rellana

  • @Predator36-cn8th
    @Predator36-cn8th Před 4 dny +1

    Bro did not only pass the vigor exam,he is the vigor exam

  • @taco_bender
    @taco_bender Před 13 dny +1

    Imagine the dread of finally conquering a whole nation, setting up a castle that oversees everything, walls so high that dragons can barely fly over them. And the mf that challenges you *stands there* and eats all of your attacks

  • @augustus63
    @augustus63 Před 18 dny +2

    Miyazaki on every single ER boss design:
    "Make hair long."

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG Před 17 dny +3

    “Speak softly and carry a big stick.”
    *Whack*

  • @M0ONCommander
    @M0ONCommander Před 18 dny +3

    ah, great stars w/prayerful strike.
    Really takes me back to my first ever build. just good stuff

  • @swaggertmcdankledoo1572
    @swaggertmcdankledoo1572 Před 21 dnem +5

    Havel would be proud.

  • @deli_dumrul3169
    @deli_dumrul3169 Před 13 dny +1

    making the mother of all omelets here jack, cant fret over every egg

  • @sion2979
    @sion2979 Před 10 dny +1

    This is the kind of build the devs created the Iron Jar aromatic’s movement speed debuff haha

  • @Idea_of_Lustre
    @Idea_of_Lustre Před 23 dny +2

    The truly insane part is that one can push a build like this even further than shown here. This set-up didn't include healing buffs like Holy Ground or Power Shred Debuffs like Soul Stifler, I assume for thematic reasons.
    And people say this game is "too hard".

    • @ReaperGrimm5594
      @ReaperGrimm5594 Před 10 dny

      Even something as minor as remembering to eat your crab can make an absurd difference

  • @notbrandon721
    @notbrandon721 Před 13 dny

    0:17
    Taking so little damage from getting impaled is incredible.

  • @iVano-S
    @iVano-S Před 10 dny

    Tarnished entered to Consort Radahn: So… you think that little sword can save your master? Well, go ahead, then. But make no mistake, Fido. When I'm finished with him, you're next...

  • @95dubstepfan
    @95dubstepfan Před 18 dny +1

    10:43 OH MY GOD THAT STAGGER ON MORGOTT

  • @duquette1792
    @duquette1792 Před 19 dny +3

    This is Miyazaki's vision.

  • @challe535
    @challe535 Před 6 dny

    If anything this is a testament to how much fucking damage Radahn does.

  • @Siviwe_Smash
    @Siviwe_Smash Před 7 hodinami

    Treated Morgott like HE was the underdog in the fight 😭😭

  • @Slurpified
    @Slurpified Před 13 dny

    Why have i not seen this series sooner lmao. This is like one punch man in a way

  • @EmeralBookwise
    @EmeralBookwise Před 3 dny

    Well, damn... I absolutely hate Miquella's Consort and always thought I would never want fight him again, but seeing this build in action actually has me tempted.

  • @benshaw2306
    @benshaw2306 Před 12 dny

    Great video man, thanks! Bet the feeling of getting that build working was pretty awesome haha

  • @RedSuitTaxi
    @RedSuitTaxi Před 18 dny +2

    now the boss has to start dodging

  • @bbnnmm9
    @bbnnmm9 Před 12 dny

    That must look crazy to the boss, he walks in, starts throwing all kinds of glowing rocks in his mouth, casting spells, spraying perfume all over, smacking him over the head while drinking red an blue soda

  • @ScottyIsHim
    @ScottyIsHim Před 18 dny +1

    I pray I don't meet you online. 🤣
    Nice build, dude. Never seen anything like it. 🔥

  • @GMan-ou9ht
    @GMan-ou9ht Před 26 dny +1

    Such a great video! So creative. Big fan of Sax Slave & Cell so interesting that you guys are connected. New sub. Would be next level if ya incorporated some narration/overview of these builds for some of us laymen.

  • @DesertRunner602
    @DesertRunner602 Před 12 dny

    When he walks into the arenas, bosses hear boss music.

  • @thatkidfox
    @thatkidfox Před 12 dny

    gets slightly but stunned: "Ow, anyway"

  • @danielrobinson7872
    @danielrobinson7872 Před 21 dnem +2

    Did you kill all of them first try, or did some take a few? Radahn and Midra got pretty close in the vid.

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 19 dny +1

      Most of the fights were done on first try, Radahn most probably not first try

  • @user-np4zt2bl5j
    @user-np4zt2bl5j Před 5 dny

    Bro turned into the ultimate Elden ring boss🤣

  • @justsomeguy78
    @justsomeguy78 Před 7 dny

    If this guy was a boss in the game I think he'd take the cake for being the most difficult to put down..

  • @Mag-Nuss
    @Mag-Nuss Před 14 dny

    The fight against Godfrey looks like those ends of mma fight where both fighters don't give anymore shit about defense and just go to bonk eachother like animals

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 14 dny +1

      Holloway vs Gaethje last seconds 😂👌

    • @Mag-Nuss
      @Mag-Nuss Před 14 dny

      @@poison_swamp best example 😄👌

  • @drewb.8059
    @drewb.8059 Před 14 dny

    IronBro:"I'm not in a boss fight, YOU'RE in a boss fight."

  • @Martykoi
    @Martykoi Před 8 dny +2

    Wow, an Elden Lord 😮😮😮

  • @NobodyImportantInTX
    @NobodyImportantInTX Před 13 dny

    Fully facetanking a waterfowl and two aeonias in the same fight and winning without using a single estus is WILD.

  • @jesuscardenas2551
    @jesuscardenas2551 Před 12 dny

    This is essence to be a true lord. No fear to die, just walking and hit until kill your enemy

  • @matches0423
    @matches0423 Před 25 dny +4

    Bro is healing while being a kebab😭

  • @arlensmith7273
    @arlensmith7273 Před 17 dny +1

    I wonder if you could make this work with the lions claw/savage lions claw ash of war. Being that heavy and moving that fast and hitting that hard would be fantastic to see.

    • @BanacaNation
      @BanacaNation Před 16 dny +1

      Prayerful strike is the whole point for sustain but the Giant Crusher R2 is good for a mini lions claw gap closer while overloaded, worth checking out

  • @SuperMassiveGrayCat
    @SuperMassiveGrayCat Před 11 dny

    The most badass build I've ever seen

  • @Erowid13
    @Erowid13 Před 27 dny +3

    this channel is awesome.

  • @thenomadofnowhere5761
    @thenomadofnowhere5761 Před 14 dny

    This is how we all expected our fights in the dlc would go with our max lvl characters

  • @Terminarch
    @Terminarch Před 13 dny

    Ultimate flex would be to stance break a hella hard remembrance boss, then just stand there in front of him and pop his soul instead of taking the crit!

  • @WyattRoss-kr9sd
    @WyattRoss-kr9sd Před 15 dny

    FINALLY PEOPLE REALIZE THE POWER OF PRAYERFULL STRIKE IVE BEEN SINGING ITS PRAISES FOR 3 YEARS

  • @dr.stronk9857
    @dr.stronk9857 Před 11 dny

    What in Neptune’s bathtub am I watching

  • @Zachyboi
    @Zachyboi Před 16 dny

    Dude walks into boss room “look at me I am the boss now”

  • @burritowyrm6530
    @burritowyrm6530 Před 20 dny +2

    healthmogged a BOSS

  • @BigBoo64
    @BigBoo64 Před 24 dny +4

    I wonder, in the process of beating Radahn, how many times did Miquella charm you?

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 24 dny +8

      6:08 you can dispell the charm with Miquella’s Great Rune, which is reusable item.

  • @ReaperGrimm5594
    @ReaperGrimm5594 Před 10 dny

    Malenia: "Wait. Waaaaaiiiiiit wait wait. Healing on hit is MY gimmick! What gives?!"

  • @Jimmysim-rq9vl
    @Jimmysim-rq9vl Před 19 dny +1

    when your spacebar is broken

  • @hermesbru3341
    @hermesbru3341 Před 12 dny

    Dude has given me HP bar envy

  • @animeturnMMD
    @animeturnMMD Před 9 dny

    Mesmer is the one hearing boss music XD

  • @kryztyanospqkenzington7716

    Bro's health bar is his defence

  • @BOKNOKB7
    @BOKNOKB7 Před 12 dny

    Mans doin the caked walk

  • @mawulidiliza
    @mawulidiliza Před 12 dny

    Seeing Malenia getting toppled like that 😮

  • @Verg1lSp4rda
    @Verg1lSp4rda Před 23 dny +4

    IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

  • @eggsnveggies4169
    @eggsnveggies4169 Před 12 dny

    "ALL Hit Run" Love it

  • @esgown4184
    @esgown4184 Před 19 dny +1

    Peeps in comments are amazed at ya health bar, but it's really all the damage negation buffs stacked (without them I reckon ya still get 4 shot).
    If i had to guesstimate, you've got 40% negation from Perfume, 30% from that stone talisman (if you are over heavyweight). 20% from stacking Bragards roar in both arms. + 30% from either boiled crab or black flame protection .
    So 120% less damage?

    • @poison_swamp
      @poison_swamp  Před 19 dny +2

      22:56 Damage negation. Golden Vow, Opaline Hardtear, Braggarts Roar, Ironjar Aromatic and talismans. I show the build on 21:51 and the Buff Routine on 22:25

  • @SMac86
    @SMac86 Před 13 dny

    Just casually walking through absolute monsters. Who says this is a dodge/roll system? 😂 Impressive!

  • @olliezoop
    @olliezoop Před 13 dny

    Holy shit, poor Gaius got folded in half

  • @ConfusedWeeb
    @ConfusedWeeb Před 14 dny

    At this point I think the Tarnished has become the boss.

  • @mind-less
    @mind-less Před 9 dny

    'Take all the hits' challenge complete!

  • @marcusvinicius917
    @marcusvinicius917 Před 25 dny +1

    Another legendary build lmao, 1k hp heal is insane

  • @brentgrant1971
    @brentgrant1971 Před 14 dny

    it works but you wont walk away proud of the victory surely.

  • @ГалущакОлександр

    It might go even harder if you add Sacred Ground too

  • @ThomB1031
    @ThomB1031 Před 16 dny

    Now I want to see the build.
    Oh, there it is... 21:50