You thought you could get away with the Insane background music without anyone noticing, didn't you? Well I have a few words for you. DEARLY BELOVED, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU HELL'S LATEST ARRIVAL, THE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY KILLER, ALASTOR!!!!!
I feel like that's a coin toss, because either they would hit it off and go on a crazy chaos raising spree, or Joker would do everything he could to stay away from DP just because he won't stfu
@@cpman-zz8xz Right? Like giving bad guys CTE and making them basically mentally disabled is fine, but nah won't do a full quadriplegic move on Joker...
Which issue and Spider-Man man does have a no kill rule have you not seen the comic where he literally does not kill a men after he not only killed Jameson wife but also almost bombed a build?
@@phantomkidd9235 Which Issue? And Spider-Man does have a no kill rule. Have you not seen the comic where he literally spares a criminal after the criminal not only killed Jameson's wife, but also bombed a building?
@@OverStrive2008 Bequeath me the name of the issue in particular that you are referring to. And on a contextually related note, the teenage prodigy Spider-Man does indeed seem to possess a commandment that forbids him from bringing death upon his peers and foes alike. Have not you witnessed the comic in which the events transpiring resulted in the aforementioned superhero sparing the life of a felon who had the attributes of being not only the killer of the spouse of Jameson, but also the perpetrator of an attack - concerning explosives - on a building?
DC heroes: "Dont kill, its immoral!" Marvel heroes: "You better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omolet" Edit: ik omelet is mispelled, no I'm not fixing it 🗿
@@GhostComics04i was thinking moon knight he is the most similar to batman but the two people same body thing will get anoiyng for Joker over time. Edit Holy shit balls 138 like
I agree, also Daredevil would be a safer option since I doubt the Joker would be able to make an easy physical recover after what Spider-man would do to him if Peter stopped holding back
I don’t think you get it, that’s what Joker wants. That’s the thing. Giving into your inner rage and losing sight of who you are as a hero is what he wants. If Spider-man loses it against Joker, he loses the moral battle. Joker doesn’t care about his health or his life.
People seem to forget the Pagans and people they were fighting with in the crusades were also barbaric and violent in their own right and it wasn't just some sad picked on tribes people like we are led to believe.
The problem is unlike in DC where Joker mostly work in Gotham thus having Batman's protection because no other heroes would trespass into Batman's territory, we don't have that kind of rule in Marvel, heroes don't have fixed territory they work in and most would often run into each others Joker could took a wrong turn and run into Frank Castle, or Moon Knight and boom he's dead.
I just imagined joker and spiderman quipping back and forth till joker hits a sour spot and he's like "aww why the spider stop playing?" Dd is over there like you should run jokers confused until he looks over and spiderman is charging at him in the black suit
“So, you’re telling me that the one who uses echolocation and prowls at night is called Daredevil and the one who uses only his wits and experimental technology to fight crime and save the world is named Batman?”
Imagine DD dressed as Batman showing up at the manor, Alfred would take one look, immediately know, pull a shotgun put from behind a grandfather clock and say "who the hell are you and where the hell is my son?!"
Hey spidey, sorry, got caught up in traffic. What was it today? Venom revived Gwen and gave her 18 inches and beat me to near death. So, a decent day, got it.@@Liam-lx8xb
I saw a comic in which the joker met spiderman and threatened to kill everyone spiderman cares about,but after finding out about spidermans life joker started actually having sympathy for spiderman and sat down with him he also said that now he's rethinking his famous phrase "It only takes one bad day"
Joker's philosophy of it only taking one bad day to make somebody lose their mind crumbles in the face of Spider-Man's entire life. He's suffered more than should be possible. He lost his life and family to the fucking Devil. And he keeps on keeping on. Joker would hate that about him. Plus, he's funnier than Joker, which he would also hate.
Well it does just make sense, and I’m positive Spider-Man would understand that unless he somehow had zero compassion and this was his first villain. I hope spidey isn’t the type of guy to be like, “OH YEAH?, well I had a worse day 😡”
The same thing could largely go for Batman which is why the Rivalry works. The problem is Spiderman is too light-hearted and Actually Funny which Joker Hates if we consider his interactions with Nightwing and Terry
Not really, you don't understand what "it takes one bad day" truly means, it doesn't mean it's impossible to have more than one bad day to go insane, but it means there's one single day that if it happens, it will make the person snap and the truth is spiderman almost turned into vigilante once aunt may was harmed by kingpin, so joker's philosophy isn't far fetched if that one bad day was where spiderman's loved ones gets killed by some criminal, his morals will change drastically However it still might not be as bad as injustice superman, can't see spiderman overthrowing the government and bringing enforcement and order as dictator, not with his powers and the fact many heroes are more powerful than spiderman
@@Steven-hc1vyI mean no? If the joker was to keep talking about how it takes one day Spidey would talk back in a joking matter. He would be like " Ooh so you're just like me? But bad? "
Unfortunately, both are in New York. Where the Punisher usually operates. It would be a fun one-shot where the Joker tries to play the Punisher, tries to push him, to break him, only to see just how broken Castle already is. Like, there's nowhere left to push him, he's absolutely gone, no hope, no higher plan, nothing. Like, you can't even taunt him with the futility of his personal war or his own nature. Like if you were to make Castle answer "What would you do if there suddenly will be no criminals left in the world?" his answer would be something like "If I'm around to see that, then there's at least one left."
so, there's actually a comic where the punisher kills all the heroes and villains in all of marvel and when he is done he kills himself, so you're not off base with that.
This reminds me of that one Tumblr post that says that if Batman and Spider Man switched rouge's galleries, none of the villains would be able to handle the new threat
Except they are similar villains in New york that Frank never tried to kill and joker is not stupid, if he knows that punisher would kill without hesitation. He would try to get rid of him early on.
@@mikeval1525Frank only kills villains Marvel wants to get rid of. Hence why hes killed Stiltman and not Kingpin. Also FWIW Frank and Batman had a crossover and obv Bats stopped him from killing Joker.
Joker: All it takes to break someone is one bad day. Spider-Man: I've had a lifetime of bad days and I'm still fine. Joker: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about your writers.
There's a comic where Joker meets Spider-Man on the Brooklynn Bridge, and Joker's rambling about how he wants to torture Spidey, but then Spidey reveals all he's went through _(first mentioning Gwen's death on that very bridge, then telling Joker about when he had to sell his marriage to the Devil (Mephisto), killing his unborn child in the process, much to Joker's shock, cuz it's the freaking _*_Devil,_*_ etc, etc.)_ and Joker ends up feeling *sorry* for Spider-Man, and ends up questioning his entire "one bad day" ideology Idk if it's fanmade or not, I saw a dub of it here on CZcams, the video's called "Joker meets Spider-Man" by PhantomSavage
Joker: "Im gonna show you spider-man, all it takes for a man like you to become a man like me is one bad day!" Spider-man: "Jokes on you, the writers keep forgetting to give me good days!"
If he isn’t restricted to just heroes, I could DEF see him targeting the winter soldier- already has been brainwashed and it would be super similar to the red hood
@@jimberry5318 he said it's a cross over, marvel and DC did some cross over stories in which the two universes collided/united, there is also a series by Amalgam comics (I am not sure I writes it right but you can easily check), that is created by Marvel and DC in I don't remember what way, that had the heroes and villains fuse together, in those comics Batman and Wolverine are fused together I can leave you imagine the beauty of that 🤩
@@mikeval1525Cap doesn’t have a no kill rule. One of the reasons he was able to wield Mjolnir (before the definition of worthy was retconned a bit) but Spider-Man wasn’t is that being willing to take a life is one of the criteria for being worthy of Mjolnir. He’s against people like Frank Castle who go around killing people willy nilly when bringing them to Justice is an option but he doesn’t have a problem with people like Thor, Ironman, Wolverine, etc all who have killed and will definitely kill again if needed. If the joker tried to pull off some of the same nonsense that he’s done to Batman on Cap he’s going to die.
Frank Castle operates way different from Cap, Thor or Wolverine. Yes they don’t mind killing a villain beyond redemption, however, Cap, Ironman, Thor and Wolverine have showed mercy multiple times and always try to put the criminal behind the bars to face justice as the first option and if that doesn’t really help then they’re dead next time they meet. Frank’s first option is kill first then ask questions later, he completely lost all faith in justice system so he doesn’t even bother himself putting them behind the bars, just remove them and move on. The reason that other heroes don’t like Frank is because he doesn’t mind harming couple civilians on his way to get his target and that’s something Cap, Wolverine and others are not willing to do, at least not so casually
In all seriousness, Joker would probably go for Hulk, no one else is fun or anything so he would probably get the most fun out of making Hulk rampage, he does everything for fun, he screws with characters cause he finds it funny, so making Hulk rampage around ticks the "funny" box, but in all seriousness, Joker would die in the Marvel Universe, most characters kill, and the ones who don't have friends who do and would 100% kill Joker for them, the only reason Joker is still alive is because nearly every DC character has a no kill rule and won't kill the guy for Batman
That’s something I never understood. People always say dc is darker and marvel is more upbeat but some of the darkest stories I’ve seen are marvel stories. As well as the fact that nearly every hero in marvel has killed on at least one occasion
@@Saki-Malo the only "dark" DC stories are the edgy batman comics, whereas in Marvel, everyone gets a dark story, I can't name a single character who doesn't
I feel like hulk would be jokers Injustice start up for Marvel. Like I imagine similarly to getting superman to turn evil he would turn hulk into mystro.
@digitalfantasies4570 and like Iron Man would side under the totalitarian rule and Spiderman and Captain America would be like Flash and Batman, Spiderman would side with Maestro at first until the killing starts, and Captain American hates totalitarian ruling and stuff so he would, ofc, be against it, and then She-Hulk could replace Supergirl as the totalitarian murderers misguided cousin who opens her eyes to his madness and switches to the opposing side, and as for the villain switched to the right hand man of the main hero (Captain America) could be someone like Doc Ock or Scarlet Witch or someone like that, in theory an Injustice Marvel Universe could work and now I want them to do that lol
Though this would be kinda bad cause of that fact that punisher and daredevil are real close to each other, and we've seen in a collab that punisher managed to scare the crazy out of joker, so if he gets a hold a joker then it wont be good
But the thing is that Spiderman would have lost and joker would have won and even if he was killed joker would give Spiderman so much PTSD during his short time that he would end up retiring
@@slapbass8723thing is Spider-Man wouldn’t probably care tbh when he does kill things turn up good for him only thing that would happen if he does kill is the daily bulges (idk how to spell it) and he can ignore them like he always does tbh he SHOULD kill not like anyone wants a insane clown running around murdering billions wonder who wouldn’t hope some random billionaire who likes bats doesn’t do anything
@@slapbass8723MFS didn't read marvel comics. Dude gone through harsher situation than anything Joker could give. I mean, in one of the comics, dude literally get SENT TO HELL. What joker could do to traumatized him?
He'd be obsessed with the X-men. All of them. It would be to tempting for him. He could even recruit the Juggernaut and make maybe the scariest duo ever! Think about it 🤯
@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y I feel like every time you read the Joker's mind it would be like when he tells his origin story and you never get the same thing twice. Either that or all they would be see is the bat.
I remember a fan comic were the Joker meets spider man and after Spiderman explains his life Joker wants to rethink his whole life. I don't know something I remember reading.
Spiderman: "I've seen clown funnier than you and they haven't passed the clown college yet." Bro, Spiderman would out-quips Joker and put him in a quip-induced coma
If I remember correctly during the last official Marvel/DC crossover Joker was actually quietly disgusted by Carnage, basically seeing him as a shallow attention-seeking edgelord
Joker enters Marvel : Punisher: aw yes target practice. Pissed off peter: nice hole you got there joker: Ghost Rider: you done goofed. Hulk: puny clown HULK SMASH. MOON KNIGHT: RANDOM BULLSHT GO WOLVERINE: you ruined my beer. Scarlet Witch: no killing? Wrong reality. Dare Devil: frank i need a favor you can have this one. Iron man: Sarcastic joke before utterly obliterating joker The real question is how long will the joker last lol
The funny part is Joker knows he can do whatever he wants in dc because no hero is willing to kill while Marvel is about if he kills someone I love, he is going to die
@@emmanuelojurongbe2469it's not even *if* he hurts someone they love. Marvel people will kill you if you even have the possibility to hurt someone that the person they love cares about (Ironman's girlfriend friend for example). That's why I like Marvel better, they have common sense.
A series of short stories or even one off panels of The Joker trying various ways to torture Peter mentally. And him just shrugging it off and giving dates of when he was in this exact situation but worse in every way. I want the joker to go from frustration at this kid to becoming progressively worried for him and how in the hell is he even sane.
Well spiderman doesn't have a no kill rule he just has a lot of patience so if the joker tries to hurt someone he cares about or if spiderman is in a bad mood such as when his aunt was going to die then spiderman will blow a hole through joker's chest.
@@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character yeah, dark for its time definitely, but I’m talking about dark knight rises, the most popular Batman comic to the public. How people see Batman, written by Frank Miller who first made Daredevil that dark. Frank Miller was obviously inspired by writing and working if Daredevil and brought that same grittiness to Batman. And that Batman Frank Miller portrayed became of of the most popular versions of him.
Joker would make a tons of blind puns and jokes like: "Ahh, Daredevil, long time no see." "I guess you did not see that coming, huh?" "You know what jokes that only you and i know, Daredevil? The in-sight jokes" "If you go on a blind date, is it just date to you?"
I’m remembering the Comedian’s take on the American Dream in Watchmen. I imagine the Joker making it his mission showing Captain America his “American Dream”
Joker calling she-hulk: "Yes, hello... Is this that super hero lawyer? Id like to hire you! Win? Of course not... I'm pleading guilty! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Joker: "what will you do blind man you don't kill." Daredevil: "oh i don't but he does." Frank castle aka the punisher: " `loads glock` god may forgove your sins but my glock doesn't."
Crazy how they still don't have a blindness cure and if they did it will be replaced with a worse blindness like "i'm ok now" "you have gamma blindness now'
@@gerbentime4175joker has already cut off his own face, kidnapped Batman’s family, and cut theirs off too. He then screwed his face back onto his skull and jumped off a cliff. He planned it all out and had some of Ra’s Al Ghoul’s resurrection water at the bottom
@@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character i know its some days late but i saw you write the same so i want to clarify something. He isnt batman and not only does he wear some dudes faces he kills a lot of them( im not a fan of moonknight but i saw some videos and sht)
@@gabrifreire1120 I know who and what Moonknight is. He's not Batman, not outside of a general outline of his skills and the tools he uses to fight crime anyway. He'd probably torture Joker before killing him, make him feel real fear instead of whatever it is that he feels for Batman. Mutilation and murder are nothing new to Moonknight, and he's not afraid to die or get seriously hurt if it helps him win the fight because he knows Khonshu will bring him back.
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You thought you could get away with the Insane background music without anyone noticing, didn't you? Well I have a few words for you. DEARLY BELOVED, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU HELL'S LATEST ARRIVAL, THE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY KILLER, ALASTOR!!!!!
@@davidhansen404 I love this🤣 honestly it's a goated song
joker once saved batman from carnage killing him or something in the comics@@GhostComics04
Can you imagine how much the joker would absolutely despise deadpool lol 😂
I feel like that's a coin toss, because either they would hit it off and go on a crazy chaos raising spree, or Joker would do everything he could to stay away from DP just because he won't stfu
@@DarkJJ13948 deadpools insane but not joker insane lol
@@KD6-3005 point taken
LOL
@@KD6-3005 Deadpool is not insane: he's super-sane.
"Daredevil won't kill, he's catholic"
"Paralyze joker"
I’m surprised Batman hasn’t considered this option more
@@cpman-zz8xz Right? Like giving bad guys CTE and making them basically mentally disabled is fine, but nah won't do a full quadriplegic move on Joker...
@@jeremiahkivi4256I mean he did and Joker literally survived it. Just look at arkham origins
@@Pikachu_Owns_You well that's not really canon so...
@@jeremiahkivi4256 Ik it's not mainline DC universe unless you're saying Origins isn't Canon in the arkhamverse
To paraphrase Peter Parker "I don't have a no-kill rule I just don't like doing it"
Which issue and Spider-Man man does have a no kill rule have you not seen the comic where he literally does not kill a men after he not only killed Jameson wife but also almost bombed a build?
@@phantomkidd9235punctuation was invented for a reason chief.
@@achilles4655 gonna be real i don't care enough
@@phantomkidd9235
Which Issue? And Spider-Man does have a no kill rule. Have you not seen the comic where he literally spares a criminal after the criminal not only killed Jameson's wife, but also bombed a building?
@@OverStrive2008 Bequeath me the name of the issue in particular that you are referring to. And on a contextually related note, the teenage prodigy Spider-Man does indeed seem to possess a commandment that forbids him from bringing death upon his peers and foes alike. Have not you witnessed the comic in which the events transpiring resulted in the aforementioned superhero sparing the life of a felon who had the attributes of being not only the killer of the spouse of Jameson, but also the perpetrator of an attack - concerning explosives - on a building?
Joker: “All it takes is one bad day.”
Spidey: “Story of my life, pal.”
Joker: “well ur no fun aren’t you?”
That Joker meets spiderman video is so accurate
@@childishsadbino"well thats not funny"
DC heroes: "Dont kill, its immoral!"
Marvel heroes: "You better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omolet"
Edit: ik omelet is mispelled, no I'm not fixing it 🗿
This had me dead🤣
Lmao, Caleb City came in my mind
Ooooooooh that brothers floating
Floating on the aiiir~
Mf Iron got replusor blasters, a laser beam from his chest and missiles. One of the many Marvel heroes who don't give a fuck
@@GhostComics04i was thinking moon knight he is the most similar to batman but the two people same body thing will get anoiyng for Joker over time. Edit
Holy shit balls 138 like
I agree, also Daredevil would be a safer option since I doubt the Joker would be able to make an easy physical recover after what Spider-man would do to him if Peter stopped holding back
If he got Spider-Man to stop holding back, he'd consider that a win
@@aliasanonymous5387 peter with no code won't care
@@aliasanonymous5387I don’t think Peter cares that he won, especially when he’s not the one in the full body cast…
@someguy2352 I think he would care, considering Joker would probably get him to stop holding back by harming someone in his family
I don’t think you get it, that’s what Joker wants. That’s the thing. Giving into your inner rage and losing sight of who you are as a hero is what he wants. If Spider-man loses it against Joker, he loses the moral battle. Joker doesn’t care about his health or his life.
"Because hes catholic he wont kill"
Crusades:
💀💀💀
The Spanish inquisition: am I a joke to you?
Nobody expects@@rockk9753
People seem to forget the Pagans and people they were fighting with in the crusades were also barbaric and violent in their own right and it wasn't just some sad picked on tribes people like we are led to believe.
ARE U 13? DO YOU KNOW THE REASON FOR CRUSADES?
The problem is unlike in DC where Joker mostly work in Gotham thus having Batman's protection because no other heroes would trespass into Batman's territory, we don't have that kind of rule in Marvel, heroes don't have fixed territory they work in and most would often run into each others Joker could took a wrong turn and run into Frank Castle, or Moon Knight and boom he's dead.
Honestly, that's how it is with hells kitchen. That's daredevils turf
@@onojsiadnamno hero is getting stopped by Daredevil joker goes to far he's cooked
@@onojsiadnamand that's ignoring the fact no hero has turf they just have areas they're known to be in marvel isn't like DC
Yeah, Joker would get his shit punched in in the Marvel Universe...he's low tier trash.
@@WebShaman01
Joker:"You are no fun"
Punisher:"I'm not here for standup comedy" *shoot Joker in the face*
The joker will go on a mocking spree once he finds out DD is blind
"Ohoho, poor little devil, blind as a Bat. Hmm, a little redundant but I don't mind!"
Joker used Vicious Mockery, it's a nat 20
@dippin4dots until he figures out Spiderman exists...and becomes essentially a puddle on the floor..
I just imagined joker and spiderman quipping back and forth till joker hits a sour spot and he's like "aww why the spider stop playing?" Dd is over there like you should run jokers confused until he looks over and spiderman is charging at him in the black suit
Kills everyone by gauging their eyes out
“So, you’re telling me that the one who uses echolocation and prowls at night is called Daredevil and the one who uses only his wits and experimental technology to fight crime and save the world is named Batman?”
Wait till you hear about the guy that's a litteral stuntman that got possessed by a demon.
@@mahoganydoughnut6082 What's funny is that in the comics Johnny hates Daredevil because he wants the name
Glorious
Oh my god, i want to see the alternative universe where Daredevil is Batman
@@mahoganydoughnut6082 technically that happened in both DC and marvel with Deadman and Ghost Rider😂😂😂😂😂
I'd love to see Spiderman shit talking the Joker into an aneurism xD
Batman and Daredevil should switch names and it would make perfect sense
Imagine DD dressed as Batman showing up at the manor, Alfred would take one look, immediately know, pull a shotgun put from behind a grandfather clock and say "who the hell are you and where the hell is my son?!"
Now he can make orphan jokes AND blind jokes
Here's a comeback
Takes one to know one jokie
He wouldn't see it coming
DD cant tell if hes an orphan or if his parents are the best hide and seekers of all time
Mf couldnt find them anyway, his eyes ain't that bright
“Did u see that coming?”
Oh no, i dont *SEE* that coming
bro if Joker tried to be obsessed with Spider-Man he'd turn into his therapist instead.
The Joke: Well shit I'm late.
Hey spidey, sorry, got caught up in traffic. What was it today?
Venom revived Gwen and gave her 18 inches and beat me to near death.
So, a decent day, got it.@@Liam-lx8xb
Joker: now spiderman tell me about your child hood.
@@mrmaxwell346spider Man:well my parents died when I was younger
I accidentally killed my girlfriend, and My uncle died to a mugger @@Tombo45678
I'd imagine Joker would go absolutely bonkers, even by his own standards, getting out quipped by Spider-Man.
I saw a comic in which the joker met spiderman and threatened to kill everyone spiderman cares about,but after finding out about spidermans life joker started actually having sympathy for spiderman and sat down with him he also said that now he's rethinking his famous phrase "It only takes one bad day"
Joker would be like: "Ah, so you're here, batsy."
Moon knight: "Who tf is batsy"
Joker: "Oh shi-"
Dude this would be hilarious 😂
No it would be more like:
Joker: "Ah, so you're here, batsy"
Moon Knight: "Finally!!! Someone can also see them."
"Nice face, I'll be taking that."
(1 seconds later)
(Several totems, moon shaped daggers, and many other trinkets are lodged in his chest)
Moon Knight would definitely kill joker
Joker's philosophy of it only taking one bad day to make somebody lose their mind crumbles in the face of Spider-Man's entire life. He's suffered more than should be possible. He lost his life and family to the fucking Devil. And he keeps on keeping on. Joker would hate that about him. Plus, he's funnier than Joker, which he would also hate.
Well it does just make sense, and I’m positive Spider-Man would understand that unless he somehow had zero compassion and this was his first villain. I hope spidey isn’t the type of guy to be like, “OH YEAH?, well I had a worse day 😡”
The same thing could largely go for Batman which is why the Rivalry works. The problem is Spiderman is too light-hearted and Actually Funny which Joker Hates if we consider his interactions with Nightwing and Terry
Don't forget the whole clone situation
Not really, you don't understand what "it takes one bad day" truly means, it doesn't mean it's impossible to have more than one bad day to go insane, but it means there's one single day that if it happens, it will make the person snap
and the truth is spiderman almost turned into vigilante once aunt may was harmed by kingpin, so joker's philosophy isn't far fetched if that one bad day was where spiderman's loved ones gets killed by some criminal, his morals will change drastically
However it still might not be as bad as injustice superman, can't see spiderman overthrowing the government and bringing enforcement and order as dictator, not with his powers and the fact many heroes are more powerful than spiderman
@@Steven-hc1vyI mean no? If the joker was to keep talking about how it takes one day Spidey would talk back in a joking matter. He would be like
" Ooh so you're just like me? But bad? "
This song will summon a whole fandom
Just wait till joker find out the dude is blind 💀💀💀
Spiderman also breaks the "it takes one bad day"
Yeah Spider-Man has only had somewhat bad days but the joker he’s gonna give him a real bad day
@@garlicamvs6235you have heard the phrase of the writers and spiderman right?
@@garlicamvs6235somewhat bad days? Dude no way you say that when his Nemesis killed his Girlfriend and it turns out that he impregnated her too💀
@@scarecrow4611to bé fair the prégnante thing got retcon
@@Bepo_is_the_goat_of_goats did it?
Unfortunately, both are in New York. Where the Punisher usually operates.
It would be a fun one-shot where the Joker tries to play the Punisher, tries to push him, to break him, only to see just how broken Castle already is. Like, there's nowhere left to push him, he's absolutely gone, no hope, no higher plan, nothing. Like, you can't even taunt him with the futility of his personal war or his own nature. Like if you were to make Castle answer "What would you do if there suddenly will be no criminals left in the world?" his answer would be something like "If I'm around to see that, then there's at least one left."
Yo that last line was actually kinda hard ngl
like, i totally like, see what you, like mean. like the joker wouldn’t even like, get to do his, like thing
get a load of this guy making fun of punctuation
@@MCcrasher5on God lmao he snapped
so, there's actually a comic where the punisher kills all the heroes and villains in all of marvel and when he is done he kills himself, so you're not off base with that.
This reminds me of that one Tumblr post that says that if Batman and Spider Man switched rouge's galleries, none of the villains would be able to handle the new threat
I thought I was going *_insane_* when I heard that instrumental in this video
Of course Frank Castle will find him eventually if he’s in Marvel, especially in New York so i invite the clown there
Except they are similar villains in New york that Frank never tried to kill and joker is not stupid, if he knows that punisher would kill without hesitation. He would try to get rid of him early on.
@@mikeval1525Frank only kills villains Marvel wants to get rid of. Hence why hes killed Stiltman and not Kingpin.
Also FWIW Frank and Batman had a crossover and obv Bats stopped him from killing Joker.
Joker is smarter than Frank
@@vn9574No in a marvel crossover he nearly got killed by him multiple times but Batman saved him
@SunVfxx You know that thing is non canon right . Dc universe joker wants to be killed .
Joker: All it takes to break someone is one bad day.
Spider-Man: I've had a lifetime of bad days and I'm still fine.
Joker: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about your writers.
Yeah I bet spiderman would enjoy a casual playdate with joker tbf
There's a comic where Joker meets Spider-Man on the Brooklynn Bridge, and Joker's rambling about how he wants to torture Spidey, but then Spidey reveals all he's went through _(first mentioning Gwen's death on that very bridge, then telling Joker about when he had to sell his marriage to the Devil (Mephisto), killing his unborn child in the process, much to Joker's shock, cuz it's the freaking _*_Devil,_*_ etc, etc.)_ and Joker ends up feeling *sorry* for Spider-Man, and ends up questioning his entire "one bad day" ideology
Idk if it's fanmade or not, I saw a dub of it here on CZcams, the video's called "Joker meets Spider-Man" by PhantomSavage
@@venomfan2020it’s unfortunate, but yeah its a fan comic, it would’ve been real funny otherwise
Bro I swear the writers DUNK on Spidey every chance they get
I see you have insane playing in the background and I agree with daredevil
Everyone in Marvel kills at some point. The Joker could just pretend to be a hero and murder the bad guys for fun. Fits right in. 😂
Joker with spider "it takes one bad day”
Spider-man "i have a bad life”
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"I had a good day, *once* ."
Joker: "Im gonna show you spider-man, all it takes for a man like you to become a man like me is one bad day!"
Spider-man: "Jokes on you, the writers keep forgetting to give me good days!"
@@wildmoose3979 XD
Joker: "All it takes is one bad day"
Spider-Man: "Wait, there are other options???"
@@wildmoose3979spiderman would laugh and say he already had one more day😂
Honestly I think the joker would hate Spider-Man because Spider-Man’s actually funny
Edit: WTF is this my most liked comment?!?
Mentally he couldn’t last 5 minutes once Terry began goofing around. Spiderman would make Joker quit in like a day
@@captainwoolbeard2447I just imagine Joker walking out in the middle of a fight solemnly cause Spiderman's not falling for his bait
Joker would quit after being called Vanilla Ice Cream or something
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@@WhiteNoBeard471 nope
I want to see Joker go toe-to-toe with the punisher.
Knowing punisher hed probably give joker a 1ft long hole in his chest
Joker is the type of villian to say "I know you are blind but you gotta see this"
Spider-Man already has his Joker: Green Goblin.
The moment Goblin finds out Joker tries to be his number one enemy, he’s getting pumpkin bombed
Joker would 100% call Daredevil smth like "Blind Justice" or ”Blind Devil"
Yeah, And I also think he would not stop using "your blind" kind of jokes
Blindy
"Blinky" and "Bright Eyes" would be common.
Also, any phrase that involves seeing clearly or shining eyes.
Blind as a bat would have to come up
@@Mike28625 oh my god yes
Deadpool and joker would be a crazy duo😂😂😂😂
If he isn’t restricted to just heroes, I could DEF see him targeting the winter soldier- already has been brainwashed and it would be super similar to the red hood
Spiderman doesn't have a No kill rule
If push comes to shove he is willing to kill we've seen this several times in the comics
Peter has a no killing rule. In the main universe, he doesn't kill. His only confirmed kill was accidental
@@ryahmib2452well he has a no kill rule but he'll break it if it will save lives.
He was literally unable to pick up Mjolnir because he is unwilling to kill in order to save a life.
Comics not being consistent and constantly reconning and changing what's fact and what's fiction? Crazy. Ridiculous even.
thats called breaking the rule. Batman also does it sometimes
The joker as carnage is terrifying
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Joker is terrified of carnage lol
Thanks, now I have that terrifying image in my head
Cassidy was pretty much the joker of marvel he was a crazy killer that made sick jokes
@@Dwayne_19Kwrong, Carnage is terrified of Joker lol
Joker: "All it takes... Is ONE bad day 🤡"
*_Spidey: "Only ONE bad day and you went crazy like this? Sounds like a SKILL ISSUE to me. 🗿🚬"_*
Those are the exact 2 I was thinking of as well
I think it’d be funny if Joker tried to find a new Batman and immediately came across Punisher
only difference is punisher is antihero so he'll end up shooting joker repeatedly with his bullets
Punisher went after Joker before in a crossover. Joker went running to Batman for safety
@@UdoOgbonnathat’s the point
@iamcool544 isn't punisher a marvel character? Did you just create a fake comic?
@@jimberry5318 he said it's a cross over, marvel and DC did some cross over stories in which the two universes collided/united, there is also a series by Amalgam comics (I am not sure I writes it right but you can easily check), that is created by Marvel and DC in I don't remember what way, that had the heroes and villains fuse together, in those comics Batman and Wolverine are fused together I can leave you imagine the beauty of that 🤩
I think Captain America is another good choice.
He would strait up kill him
@santiespial-valdez5639 No, he wouldn't. Cap is one of the more merciful heroes.
@@mikeval1525Cap doesn’t have a no kill rule. One of the reasons he was able to wield Mjolnir (before the definition of worthy was retconned a bit) but Spider-Man wasn’t is that being willing to take a life is one of the criteria for being worthy of Mjolnir.
He’s against people like Frank Castle who go around killing people willy nilly when bringing them to Justice is an option but he doesn’t have a problem with people like Thor, Ironman, Wolverine, etc all who have killed and will definitely kill again if needed.
If the joker tried to pull off some of the same nonsense that he’s done to Batman on Cap he’s going to die.
Frank Castle operates way different from Cap, Thor or Wolverine. Yes they don’t mind killing a villain beyond redemption, however, Cap, Ironman, Thor and Wolverine have showed mercy multiple times and always try to put the criminal behind the bars to face justice as the first option and if that doesn’t really help then they’re dead next time they meet. Frank’s first option is kill first then ask questions later, he completely lost all faith in justice system so he doesn’t even bother himself putting them behind the bars, just remove them and move on. The reason that other heroes don’t like Frank is because he doesn’t mind harming couple civilians on his way to get his target and that’s something Cap, Wolverine and others are not willing to do, at least not so casually
@@mikeval1525okay give one good reason as to why he’d willingly spare Joker.
Joker would've kept making fun of Daredevil's blindness and make jokes like "You sure didn't SEE that coming"
A quip battle between Joker and Spidy would be funny.
Joker on Daredevil: "You act more like a bat than my Batsie. Are you sure your name is really Daredevil?"
In all seriousness, Joker would probably go for Hulk, no one else is fun or anything so he would probably get the most fun out of making Hulk rampage, he does everything for fun, he screws with characters cause he finds it funny, so making Hulk rampage around ticks the "funny" box, but in all seriousness, Joker would die in the Marvel Universe, most characters kill, and the ones who don't have friends who do and would 100% kill Joker for them, the only reason Joker is still alive is because nearly every DC character has a no kill rule and won't kill the guy for Batman
That’s something I never understood. People always say dc is darker and marvel is more upbeat but some of the darkest stories I’ve seen are marvel stories. As well as the fact that nearly every hero in marvel has killed on at least one occasion
@@Saki-Malo the only "dark" DC stories are the edgy batman comics, whereas in Marvel, everyone gets a dark story, I can't name a single character who doesn't
I feel like hulk would be jokers Injustice start up for Marvel. Like I imagine similarly to getting superman to turn evil he would turn hulk into mystro.
@@digitalfantasies4570 I like that parallel
@digitalfantasies4570 and like Iron Man would side under the totalitarian rule and Spiderman and Captain America would be like Flash and Batman, Spiderman would side with Maestro at first until the killing starts, and Captain American hates totalitarian ruling and stuff so he would, ofc, be against it, and then She-Hulk could replace Supergirl as the totalitarian murderers misguided cousin who opens her eyes to his madness and switches to the opposing side, and as for the villain switched to the right hand man of the main hero (Captain America) could be someone like Doc Ock or Scarlet Witch or someone like that, in theory an Injustice Marvel Universe could work and now I want them to do that lol
Joker: *enters Marvel*
Frank Castle: Bonjour
Though this would be kinda bad cause of that fact that punisher and daredevil are real close to each other, and we've seen in a collab that punisher managed to scare the crazy out of joker, so if he gets a hold a joker then it wont be good
joker can't make Peter's life any worse
He can. It will probably end with him dead though.
@@Liam-lx8xb I mean death is prolly better for Peter than whatever the fck writers put him through in comics
@@goofofwar Nope Peter would kill joker
@@Liam-lx8xb dunno abt that
@@goofofwar He doesn't have a no kill rule just saying.
The thing is with Spiderman the moment that he stops talking and joking around you are dead
But the thing is that Spiderman would have lost and joker would have won and even if he was killed joker would give Spiderman so much PTSD during his short time that he would end up retiring
@@slapbass8723thing is Spider-Man wouldn’t probably care tbh when he does kill things turn up good for him only thing that would happen if he does kill is the daily bulges (idk how to spell it) and he can ignore them like he always does tbh he SHOULD kill not like anyone wants a insane clown running around murdering billions wonder who wouldn’t hope some random billionaire who likes bats doesn’t do anything
@@slapbass8723MFS didn't read marvel comics. Dude gone through harsher situation than anything Joker could give. I mean, in one of the comics, dude literally get SENT TO HELL. What joker could do to traumatized him?
@@justanordinaryguy._.7399Joker will always be joker
thats the thing jokers extremly fucked up, hell find a way@@justanordinaryguy._.7399
A genuine take with no AI voice, you deserve a sub man!
I think Captain America would be a good fit for him
The punisher: "Hello there"
He'd be obsessed with the X-men. All of them. It would be to tempting for him. He could even recruit the Juggernaut and make maybe the scariest duo ever! Think about it 🤯
then he gets gutted by wolverine
Telepaths would hurl after reading his mind.
@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y I feel like every time you read the Joker's mind it would be like when he tells his origin story and you never get the same thing twice. Either that or all they would be see is the bat.
Insane in the background is so fitting
Joker with carnage symbiote would go crazy
I remember a fan comic were the Joker meets spider man and after Spiderman explains his life Joker wants to rethink his whole life. I don't know something I remember reading.
That's really dope I gotta check that out
The Joker: Why do I hear boss music 😢?
Moon Knight and Punisher: 👹
Idk why but dr.strange is the first one to pop in my head with the line "Don't be a Strang-er Doctor" *joker cackle"
I think he'd almost get enjoyment out of joke-offs with Spidey while they tussle
Spiderman: "I've seen clown funnier than you and they haven't passed the clown college yet."
Bro, Spiderman would out-quips Joker and put him in a quip-induced coma
If I remember correctly during the last official Marvel/DC crossover Joker was actually quietly disgusted by Carnage, basically seeing him as a shallow attention-seeking edgelord
I was with you on Spider-Man but daredevil would be a lot grittier, cool idea
Joker enters Marvel :
Punisher: aw yes target practice.
Pissed off peter: nice hole you got there joker:
Ghost Rider: you done goofed.
Hulk: puny clown HULK SMASH.
MOON KNIGHT: RANDOM BULLSHT GO
WOLVERINE: you ruined my beer.
Scarlet Witch: no killing? Wrong reality.
Dare Devil: frank i need a favor you can have this one.
Iron man: Sarcastic joke before utterly obliterating joker
The real question is how long will the joker last lol
That’s the fun part joker wants to die
@@SalMags-sk6eqjust like me fr
The funny part is Joker knows he can do whatever he wants in dc because no hero is willing to kill while Marvel is about if he kills someone I love, he is going to die
@@thesithofearth3617 I feel that
@@emmanuelojurongbe2469it's not even *if* he hurts someone they love.
Marvel people will kill you if you even have the possibility to hurt someone that the person they love cares about (Ironman's girlfriend friend for example).
That's why I like Marvel better, they have common sense.
Would moon knight be another possible vigilante hero?
@porgytheporg I would say yes if he didn't kill, because of how the joker likes to antagonize people repeatedly
Moon Knight kills people
He'd cut of Joker's face
@@GhostComics04Moon Knight would for sure be immune to anything the Joker could throw at him. He’d probably give up and move to some other hero imo.
Bro rammed his jet into a runaway crook. He is probably crazier than Joker.
@@Spooderman-sq5uj If Joker even survives that is
Dude is that insane by black gryphon
@@abivridhpandian8786 hell yeah🦕
Imagine the Joker thinking he could mess with Captain America, blissfully unaware of that scene where Steve ripped a log in half with his bare hands
Daredevil would tell Frank that Joker is Free Game. And that's the end of Joker.
Great analysis
That "Like Mahito" was so random 😂
Also,
The Joker has a history with lawyers already so,
He would be very quick to face with him
Insane in the background while the joker is laughing is nuts 🗿
I jumped to Spider-Man too. Then you said Daredevil and I got all giddy at the thought.
Him: I want someone with morals and a no killing rule Also him: Daredevil
Given how sadistic the writers of Spiderman stories are, I think I just don't want to know what the Joker would do to him should they ever meet
A series of short stories or even one off panels of The Joker trying various ways to torture Peter mentally. And him just shrugging it off and giving dates of when he was in this exact situation but worse in every way.
I want the joker to go from frustration at this kid to becoming progressively worried for him and how in the hell is he even sane.
I was gonna say captain America but then i remembered he was a soldier in ww2
Well spiderman doesn't have a no kill rule he just has a lot of patience so if the joker tries to hurt someone he cares about or if spiderman is in a bad mood such as when his aunt was going to die then spiderman will blow a hole through joker's chest.
I thought of Spider-Man too
I mean the Modern dark knight that everyone loves was based on Daredevil, so it makes sense
Batman’s first dark story was Detective Comics issue #27 which came out in 1939. That was decades before Daredevil was even an idea
@@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character yeah, dark for its time definitely, but I’m talking about dark knight rises, the most popular Batman comic to the public. How people see Batman, written by Frank Miller who first made Daredevil that dark. Frank Miller was obviously inspired by writing and working if Daredevil and brought that same grittiness to Batman. And that Batman Frank Miller portrayed became of of the most popular versions of him.
Joker would make a tons of blind puns and jokes like:
"Ahh, Daredevil, long time no see."
"I guess you did not see that coming, huh?"
"You know what jokes that only you and i know, Daredevil? The in-sight jokes"
"If you go on a blind date, is it just date to you?"
This dude would probably find the cure to blindness just to see everyone he loves gets killed for the fun of it
Joker when Daredevil starts to peer into Joker's life with lie detector hearing: 🤣🤣😳😳
I’m remembering the Comedian’s take on the American Dream in Watchmen. I imagine the Joker making it his mission showing Captain America his “American Dream”
Joker calling she-hulk: "Yes, hello... Is this that super hero lawyer? Id like to hire you! Win? Of course not... I'm pleading guilty! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Joker would have most Marvel hero's fold and kill him so quickly.
Joker would meet Frank Castle again and this time, unlike that one crossover comic, batman won't be there to save him from a bullet to the head.
Spider-Man ain't got a no kill rule he's just merciful.
In thr cannon comics I'm pretty sure he only had 1 kill which was extremely accidental
The Music has summoned a Whole Fandom
Isn't it insane by black Griffin
@@ashtheaxolotl987 Gryphon* but ye!
I don't know if he'd be *obsessed* but he'd probably like Deadpool, I feel like they could get along.
I think he'd be obsessed with spider man because he actually laughs and is just like batman
Another thing Joker would be doing against Dare Devil would be cracking “blind as a bat” jokes (I assume)
He'd obsess over Daredevil for a week max until the Punisher realizes The Joker is well, The Joker, and kills him right away
This video made me think of the question, what would become of joker if carnage was bound to him
If joker met daredevil I bet he would say "u can't see me "😂😂😂
Joker: "HOW many fingers am I holding up, blind boy"
Daredevil: "You'll be holding up two after I break the others"
Joker: "what will you do blind man you don't kill."
Daredevil: "oh i don't but he does."
Frank castle aka the punisher: " `loads glock` god may forgove your sins but my glock doesn't."
This needs to be a movie🤣
Haha
Joker would just shoot him first ngl. Or he’d have the whole thing planned out and have a hidden mine where he’s standing
@@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character no he wouldn't
@@Nothing_But_A_Side_CharacterNo.
Crazy how they still don't have a blindness cure and if they did it will be replaced with a worse blindness like "i'm ok now" "you have gamma blindness now'
Would be funny seeing him against the punisher
I was thinking Moon Knight too because he's but one of those alternate personalities......🧐 Well they might take the joker's head😂
You mean face.
Which he will hide beneath the floorboards.
And then wear sometimes.
@@gerbentime4175joker has already cut off his own face, kidnapped Batman’s family, and cut theirs off too. He then screwed his face back onto his skull and jumped off a cliff. He planned it all out and had some of Ra’s Al Ghoul’s resurrection water at the bottom
@@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character his face is back on in the current continuity, so he's free game for Loony Moony.
@@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character i know its some days late but i saw you write the same so i want to clarify something. He isnt batman and not only does he wear some dudes faces he kills a lot of them( im not a fan of moonknight but i saw some videos and sht)
@@gabrifreire1120 I know who and what Moonknight is. He's not Batman, not outside of a general outline of his skills and the tools he uses to fight crime anyway. He'd probably torture Joker before killing him, make him feel real fear instead of whatever it is that he feels for Batman. Mutilation and murder are nothing new to Moonknight, and he's not afraid to die or get seriously hurt if it helps him win the fight because he knows Khonshu will bring him back.