The Differences Between Men & Women - Al Murray | Barrel Of Fun | Universal Comedy

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  • čas přidán 16. 09. 2021
  • Al Murray describes the key differences between men and women.
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Komentáře • 92

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson Před 2 lety +30

    "What's you name, love?"
    "Michiko Namura."
    "Beautiful British name..." 🤭

  • @andyb.1026
    @andyb.1026 Před rokem +13

    My Ex had TWO Full size wardrobes, Both full, then the famous words "I've got nothing to wear""

  • @brucethompson7214
    @brucethompson7214 Před 9 měsíci +1

    He never fails to make me laugh hysterically!

  • @garulusglandarius6126
    @garulusglandarius6126 Před rokem +5

    Absolutely brilliant 👍🤣😂🤣

  • @SarahMackintosh-si5lf

    Very entertaining, just is someone who is one of simply the best. Good luck to him.

  • @robertblackburn752
    @robertblackburn752 Před rokem +32

    A woman lives in an emotional playground!
    Man lives in an emotional desert!
    Personally I’ve only got two moods
    Happy 90% of the time and pissed off( usually because of a woman)
    10% of the time.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 Před rokem +2

      Pissed off because of women 100% of the time.

  • @gillie-monger3394
    @gillie-monger3394 Před 8 měsíci +2

    That audience is hard work!

  • @SotonSam
    @SotonSam Před 2 lety +14

    So smart and hilarious

  • @adamatch9624
    @adamatch9624 Před 2 lety +3

    7:25 lmao

  • @johnmathisen1167
    @johnmathisen1167 Před 2 lety +2

    Like it

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 Před rokem

    I have but two emotions sarcasm and pissed off.

  • @richardlloyd2589
    @richardlloyd2589 Před rokem +4

    Pint for the men, glass of wine or fruit based drink for the ladies. (because those are the rules).
    Check what someone is drinking, problem solved 😉

  • @conmcgrath7174
    @conmcgrath7174 Před 5 měsíci

    Watching them get dressed in the morning, trying to snag their knickers if they get close enough, ah women, c'mere love.

  • @cavendish009
    @cavendish009 Před rokem +7

    HE CERTAINLY KNOWS WHAT A WOMAN IS !!!!!!! WELL DEFINED, SIR !!!!!

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot Před 2 lety +20

    Women have lumps in different places to men.

    • @vastinkelter1393
      @vastinkelter1393 Před 2 lety +1

      And some forget to put them on XD

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk Před 2 lety +2

      Thats probly cancer mate

    • @FatNorthernBigot
      @FatNorthernBigot Před 2 lety

      @somedeveloperblokey don't wanna go to bed!

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 Před rokem

      @@wayne20uk Very inappropriate and offensive comment IMO.

    • @steviestone1668
      @steviestone1668 Před rokem +3

      @@Trev359 That's what makes it darkly funny...

  • @davidlindsay131
    @davidlindsay131 Před rokem +3

    The only winning move is:
    NOT TO PLAY;
    don't play Her game, make Her play YOURS.

    • @becky2235
      @becky2235 Před 11 měsíci +1

      How about no games and act like adults

  • @Blagger3000
    @Blagger3000 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Men simply don't care about communicating, all we want is peace and quiet and a shed where we can retire to and GTFO of the way of the tirades and emotional meltdowns and emotional blackmail usually over absolutely nothing.

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +2

    Women also have better eyesight and sense of smell, to be fair. Men have better spacial awareness, and the upper-body strength thing.
    There are others, but I forget.
    Edited to correct a typo.

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic Před 11 měsíci

      My women definitely have a sense of small

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 5 měsíci +1

      Men are better at tracking moving objects, women are better at discerning shades of colours

  • @davidlindsay131
    @davidlindsay131 Před rokem +3

    ...Good - got away with it.

  • @danoliver7044
    @danoliver7044 Před 2 lety +19

    When he said that's men and women are different and not equal it went down like a lead balloon! This is why comedy is no longer funny, comedians are scared of offending someone somewhere because if they do their career is over

    • @KitagumaIgen
      @KitagumaIgen Před 2 lety +2

      Barrel of fun: 2010. Get with the times...

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 Před rokem +1

      @@KitagumaIgen it's not a case of getting with the times. The fact is comedy is no longer funny. The reason is because everyone gets offended to easily now. These are times I don't want to 'get with' when it comes to so-called comedy.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 Před rokem

      Dan, you've not seen his act have you? He delights in putting on this persona and being deliberately offensive. That's his act, moron.

    • @FredericFreedom
      @FredericFreedom Před rokem

      @@KitagumaIgen 🙄

    • @brucecharlie8613
      @brucecharlie8613 Před rokem +1

      You clearly have never seen any of his other stand up it's all this "offensive" so I don't think he cares

  • @Wolfways
    @Wolfways Před rokem +2

    Women are better at communicating...which is probably why a womans work is never done :P

  • @therepublicofcynica
    @therepublicofcynica Před 9 měsíci

    If t's Ok for women to want men to talk about their emotions more then it's Ok for men to want women to talk about emotions less.

  • @TheReviewDesk
    @TheReviewDesk Před 2 lety +19

    I have yet to come across an unfunny British comedian.

    • @briantorres5363
      @briantorres5363 Před 2 lety +8

      Jimmy carr

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk Před 2 lety +17

      @@briantorres5363 uh oh we got a gay boi over here

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk Před 2 lety

      @JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE huh?

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk Před 2 lety

      @JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE sorry your comment didnt make sense i thought u was havin a stroke

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 Před rokem +2

      @@wayne20uk You need to grow up I think.

  • @Vyker
    @Vyker Před 2 lety +3

    Just seems like the audience were not interested.... Lead balloon

    • @jamesowen33
      @jamesowen33 Před 2 lety

      British Audiences... Very reserved

    • @Blagger3000
      @Blagger3000 Před 11 měsíci

      British audiences are not like the screaming, whooping, deranged screaming skull audiences you find in other parts of the world. We prefer to laugh, applaud like humans.

  • @Jones-xx2gc
    @Jones-xx2gc Před rokem +1

    When I used to wash up after having a Sunday lunch at the in laws. My Father in law used to say that what are you doing that for. Women have got smaller feet. What. So they can get closer to the sink.

  • @mozpogson3639
    @mozpogson3639 Před 8 měsíci

    If women were better communicating why can't they make up their mind? Why do they use so many words to say next to nothing like politicians? Why do they say such dumb things?

  • @graphosphere
    @graphosphere Před 2 lety +2

    Shallow

  • @davidlindsay131
    @davidlindsay131 Před rokem

    Harry Potter has NOT aged well.

  • @rabbitholegirl1
    @rabbitholegirl1 Před 2 lety

    Why is he drinking?

    • @daskthedestroyer5090
      @daskthedestroyer5090 Před 2 lety +14

      Cause why not

    • @treblesix8730
      @treblesix8730 Před 2 lety +29

      Its his comedy character. He's playing the part of the archetypal, bigoted, thuggish, heavy drinking english pub landlord who has an opinion on everything. He's very clever.

    • @vaughandrummer
      @vaughandrummer Před 2 lety +11

      He's in character. Nearly every town in the UK has one!

    • @steelpanther9568
      @steelpanther9568 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Because the Pub Landlord has a bar,
      And the Audience get free crisps,
      🇬🇧🤣👍🏼

  • @stinkeye460
    @stinkeye460 Před rokem

    Although men are pigs, at least we don't go on the blob once a month.

  • @Corsair2499
    @Corsair2499 Před 2 lety +5

    Women are mysterious! Yeh? And men don't understand them! Yeh? Cutting edge comedy right there. Yeh? Let's say "Yeh?" a few more times. Yeh?

    • @somebloke13
      @somebloke13 Před 2 lety +23

      Be awesome to be trapped in a lift with you...

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist Před 2 lety +9

      Are you offended?

    • @thomasward7134
      @thomasward7134 Před 2 lety +13

      I think you got offended or you have an American sense of humour where unless the is some slap stick with a laughing sound track you don't find it funny

    • @jpdicey789
      @jpdicey789 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thomasward7134 Spot on mate!

    • @jpdicey789
      @jpdicey789 Před 2 lety

      Do you have a robotic lifeless brain? Say the magic word, go on? Not please, nobody's going to help you grow in emotional nuance or sensitivity!
      Do you have a narrow attention span and a one dimensional sense of humour? Go on, say it again?!