It's kinda weird that a goddess is so ugly. Well, not crazy ugly. But ugly for goddess standards. She makes all female companions in the game look like goddesses themselves.
Lae'zel probably wouldn't care, Astarion would find it amusing, maybe Shadow would seriously debate leaving but stay Karlach and Wyll I don't buy staying with you after that LOL
Tbh if I was there I probably would only watch myself... The sheer audacity of bitting a random hand off connected to a random portal in the middle of nowhere is questionable...
they made her statue so hot too but then we get pulled into the weave and….. are greeted by ashley-from-math-class-who-copies-off-you-bc she-can’t-afford-to-fail-and-get-kicked-off-the-dance-team
Most surpising about this is that gale didn t shock you with a spell and Wyll and Shadowheart were perfectly content watching you bite off a random guy's hand, like why tf are you surprised if durge is not a dragonborn they must have watched him for a long time since his teeth aren t sharp enough
i love how astarion wants you to be you. sure he doesnt really like it when youre unnecessarily nice, but when it comes down to your personal conflicts he's quite supportive. especially if youre being monstrous. he's feels like an outcast for being a monster but doesnt want you to feel the same even when youre a bhaalspawn
Just imagine a run where you don't resist your urges in Act 1 at all. "Oh him? That's Durge. He nibbled off a helpless mans hand, tricked a child into being unalived by a snake, punted a squirrel, bit off a Goblins toe, tortured a Druid, and redecorated our camp with some help from a bard. Pretty good dude."
Nah cause the other companions are wild. Imagine watching some person you just met chew off a random helpless wizard’s hand and still continuing to traveling with them like it’s no big deal. "Oh yeah, that’s Tav over there, they have some strange hobbies but we don’t judge" *meanwhile Durge is chewing on a half-mangled hand in the background.*
Astarion is THE definition of "They're bad... but I can make them worse :)" Literally Everyone: w h a t 😟 Lae'zul: interesting Astarion: *D O I T A G A I N*
Karlach: Um, okay dude. What. The flip? Wyll: No! You stop! No biting! Shadowheart: Give that poor man a hand Lae'zel: If she did that to a stranger, imagine what she'd to an enemy... Interesting. Astarion: You must give in to the dark side...
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Lae'zel: "I can use her."
Astarion: "I can make her worse."
i can use her in bed. glock glock
😂😂
I love how Gale sounds mildly annoyed from getting his fucking hand bitten off
Voice actor dropped the ball there for sure
@@thedoomslayer5863Or the Bhaal. Eeeeyyyyyyyyyy
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@@almightycarrotboi9122 I hate how I feel compelled to like your comment. Fine. There you go.
"Cease you loon" always gets me
Karlach: "I am... disgusted?"
Astatrion: "I'm into it."
Gale has a very mild reaction for someone having their whole damn hand chewed off
Yeah the voice actor didn't do a good job there lol
Ah! Aagh!
"brooo stawhhhpp!!!😢"
@@thedoomslayer5863 he tends to be mild when gale does !!!! reactions ive noticed.
Sounds more like Gale is being bitten by a dog that won't let go and he's asking them to stop
Oh Mystra's face is devious work
LMAO
...I just now realized. Holy shit-
"By Mystra's eyelid! STOP!"
Oh the irony...
It's kinda weird that a goddess is so ugly. Well, not crazy ugly. But ugly for goddess standards.
She makes all female companions in the game look like goddesses themselves.
“You were supposed to lend a hand, not take one!” oh so Shadowheart got jokes now
she's low-key the funniest companion imo. in camp: "i couldn't help but overhear--well, I could, but I didn't"
High-key.
always!
Isn’t she always like that?
The whole time, you could have thrown a few dad jokes her way.
"A hand? Anyone?"
"Don't mind if I do"
“Well, since you’re offering…”
Astarion: "Fuck it, we bhaal."
😂😂😂
Translated that says "Fuck it we will" 😂
Holy fucking shit bro that’s hilarious
He even calls you "precious little bhaal babe" lol
"in balls name"
That more than half of them wouldn't leave IMMEDIATELY is beyond where I can suspend my disbelief lol
The fact they didn t stop you is the most surprising one, they just watch you for at least 10 minutes trying to bite off a stranger s hand
Lae'zel probably wouldn't care, Astarion would find it amusing, maybe Shadow would seriously debate leaving but stay
Karlach and Wyll I don't buy staying with you after that LOL
@@thedoomslayer5863 lae'zel actually approves when you do it, which was the HARDEST I laughed the entire game
@@emilyonearth5354 SHE DOES? that is funny lol
She'd probably say some weird thing about wizard hands being a delicacy on her asteroid or whatever..
Wyll reaction feels like he would hit us with newspaper.
Especially since he is implied to get a wolf and be a ranger after the adventure.
Bad Tav! Bad
@@DemonicAdjEither that or he goes to Avernus
@@SirawxyAin’t that Durge though?
@@starlight3188 He came out of Avernus having a wolf... somehow, in my postgame. Must have come with the class.
The fact not one of them physically stops Durge or even complains in the process, only after.... 😂
Tbh who tf in the right mind would place themselves between a hungry Durge and a free hand
@@Quintwuzhere I mean... They don't know it's Durge. Not to mention the whole brain made into an omelette. 😂
Tbh if I was there I probably would only watch myself... The sheer audacity of bitting a random hand off connected to a random portal in the middle of nowhere is questionable...
I imagine it's a shock to see that. Would anyone really know how to react?
@@eviltoad746, вытащить человека из портала, не? 🤦🏻♂️
I liked it better when Gale was still receiving high fives...
I'm sorry but to me mystra has always just looked liked the fairy godmother from shrek
I can't unsee it now
So THAT'S where she is familiar to me. God damn it I now can't unsee. Although, it makes sense I guess
She always looks less realistic than the other characters to me; it’s a little bit jarring to see her in the shrine scene.
they made her statue so hot too but then we get pulled into the weave and….. are greeted by ashley-from-math-class-who-copies-off-you-bc she-can’t-afford-to-fail-and-get-kicked-off-the-dance-team
Ok, thank you! I thought the same thing!
“YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM”
😂 Searched for that
mystra, your intrusive thoughts slipped
I love how Karlach's reactions always perfectly match my inner monologue. 😂
me, doing a resistant durge run and astarion encouraging to embrace the urges: "man, you're NOT helping"
Imagine after SHart explaining what he meant there being an option to say "Ooohhhh, that kind of hand. Oops."
Unrealized humor potential...
"I was hungry for hands, what can I say? My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy."
Caaaaarrrl that kills people!
Kaaaaaarlllll
Karl: Not a Baalspawn but Baal's dad.
Kaaaarrlll but that kills people 🥺
Fucking Astarion, I can't LOL
Wyll just scolding them like a child kills me.
"STOP! CEASE YOU LOON!" *minecraft eating noises*
Astarion: traumatize them back
Shadowheart channeling the same disappointment Obi Wan had in his voice.
Astarion: I’m more of a neck guy myself
mystra’s eyelids indeed!
In her defense: He did said: "A hand? Anyone?" That sound like he offer his hand 🤣
Would be funny to actually give him another severed hand you had in your inventory.
Astarion just sounds like he's getting off on it ngl
Most surpising about this is that gale didn t shock you with a spell and Wyll and Shadowheart were perfectly content watching you bite off a random guy's hand, like why tf are you surprised if durge is not a dragonborn they must have watched him for a long time since his teeth aren t sharp enough
The two most goody goody characters I can't buy for a moment just watching lol
Astarion and Shadowheart will enjoy watching you get beaten by a bondage priest. They're both into it.
Even Lae'zel seemed mildly concerned! Astarion was absolutely into it.
Astarion, calm down, my guy-
i love how astarion wants you to be you. sure he doesnt really like it when youre unnecessarily nice, but when it comes down to your personal conflicts he's quite supportive. especially if youre being monstrous. he's feels like an outcast for being a monster but doesnt want you to feel the same even when youre a bhaalspawn
Now that s lore accuarate mystra
The rest of the party:WTF?
Lae'Zel is wary.
Astarion is turned on.
You just had to model yourself after Mystra…
I love how Wyll has such a innocent "you shouldn't do these naughty things" answer after you literally chew off somebody's raw arm 😂
Astarion: Oooh! So you’re a freak-freak! What’re you doing later?
"Cease, you loon!"
- gale's reaction to his arm being bitten off
Just imagine a run where you don't resist your urges in Act 1 at all. "Oh him? That's Durge. He nibbled off a helpless mans hand, tricked a child into being unalived by a snake, punted a squirrel, bit off a Goblins toe, tortured a Druid, and redecorated our camp with some help from a bard. Pretty good dude."
don't forget laughing at Astarion for being so slow when killing a random nice dude
Basically
Every Maxor run in BG3
Nah cause the other companions are wild. Imagine watching some person you just met chew off a random helpless wizard’s hand and still continuing to traveling with them like it’s no big deal.
"Oh yeah, that’s Tav over there, they have some strange hobbies but we don’t judge" *meanwhile Durge is chewing on a half-mangled hand in the background.*
He OFFERED me his HAND
Lmao
Robot Devil "🎶IN MARRIAGE🎶"
The choice to do this while looking like mystra is all sorts of evil and hilarious
made even more amusing by the fact that you look like Mystra
Shadowheart's outfit got me acting unwise 💀
"You were supposed to lend a hand not take one!"
The high ground won't save you
"You're supposed to lend a hand, not take one", genius...
DU: *Randomly chews somebody hands off for no reason*
Lae'zel: I hope you have a good self control.
Shadowheart made me laugh so hard
Dudes entire hand is being chewed off and his reaction is "yeowchie don't do that!!"
Astarion sees the hand lying on the ground and is like "... are you going to finish that?"
The sound effect with the hand on the ground made me scream laugh.
I’m cracking up over “That’s no way to treat a stranger in need!”.
Feels like Astarion was going to ask "Are you going to finish that?"
I love how everyone is like "Don't be a monster!" And Astarion is like "Oooh, own that shi* besty!"
“You were supposed to lend a hand. Not take one.”
I’m dying 😂😂😂
The fact that that is Mystra's face is hilarious
When the world gives you a hand take it 😅
love shad and laezels matching flowers
I'd say gale just got divine punishment right there
Holy hell stop letting this guy cook with his characters designs
Shadowhearts fit got me acting up, mb.
"You were supposed to lend a hand, not take one!"
Not Durge's fault he was vauge, Miss-I'll-Just-Stand-Here-And-Judge 😂
I’m pretty sure you cut the hand off not bite it
Yeah. You can clearly hear sawing of bone.
Holy shit the facial expressions and body language actually make sense in this game..
Calmest reaction to getting your hand bitten off 😂
Nah the Mystra face is outta pocket!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She is wearing the same outfit as Triss Merigold alternative outfit in The Witcher 3!!!!
My girl Shadowheart looking amazing in this clip
Everyone else: “What is wrong with you?”
Astarion: “What ISN’T wrong with you?” ;)
Shadowhearts is literally the best😂
Last guy: shock, realization, acceptance, egging
iliterally just started my murder hobo run, and i was waiting for this scene.
Gale: gets his hand bitten off
Also gale: Stop. Cease, you loon. He said calmly.
This is why you don’t blindly stick your hand in random holes.
The fact I made tav look like mystra is honestly the wildest yet funniest thing I've seen today
When I started the durge I had no idea this shit was peppered in and I was like "what? No!" Lol
The fact it’s Mystra makes everything so much better
I just had the brain fart that Gale sounds like Merp and now can't unheard it 😂
They dont bite it
"cease you look" Dumbledore screamed in agony.
Astarion is THE definition of "They're bad... but I can make them worse :)"
Literally
Everyone: w h a t 😟
Lae'zul: interesting
Astarion: *D O I T A G A I N*
Well when your tummy's got the rumblies that only hands can satisfy 😂😂
The way she looks at the hand first 😂😂😂😂😂
The SpongeBob fart sound effect got me😂
"You were supposed to lend a hamd, not take one."
"You were the chosen one!"
Same energy.
“My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy”
Nah I was definitely clickbaited and I got no regrets
Astarion sounds so sarcastic in the end, it's hilarious
"it seems youve been dealt a vile hand" 😸😸😸 nice pun
Last guy had some sugar in his britches 😂
I love all their recations 😂...especially Astarion ☠️💀
Gale reacted to it like someone was ticking him
My favorite part was Gale just in shock this could be happening 😂
The fact that it even gives you the option to bite the hand off is hilarious (but not surprising with this game lol)
That evil music 😂
I am in love with the green lady. 😊
Karlach: Um, okay dude. What. The flip?
Wyll: No! You stop! No biting!
Shadowheart: Give that poor man a hand
Lae'zel: If she did that to a stranger, imagine what she'd to an enemy... Interesting.
Astarion: You must give in to the dark side...
I like this Tavs face💕
I wanted to do that sooooo much, but I decided that, on my first playthrough, I'll get all the companions. Next playthrough, though...
Character started off cute.
Ended up looking like Gollum.