*family dinner* Mother Arno: Bob, pass the mashed potatoes. Bob: DO YOU WANT THIS WATCH, OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE Mother Arno: The potatoes will be fine, sweetie. Bob: THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALREADY THERE, IN YOUR READING GLASSES *glasses appear in potatoes* Mother Arno: Bob, please. Bob: AH, A PLEASE? LIKE OUR CAT, WHICH IS NOW IN YOUR LEFT POCKET? Mother Arno: It's not- Bob: YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT YOUR WALLET IS NO LONGER THERE! Mother Arno: Ugh...
are you implying that a black pickpocket would use that for personal gain rather than use his talent for the good of humanity (like aiding the justice system)? that's racist
Sasuke Uchiha Are you fucking stupid? Do you have reading comprehension skill of 3rd grader? This white guy also was a street pickpocket, but he probably got a slap on the wrist and was allowed to redeem himself because hes white. If he was black, he wouldve gotten lengthy prison sentence and never gotten a second chance.
all pickpocketing is is keeping your mind off of involuntary actions by speaking rapidly or forming conversation. Your brain is so focused on computing with verbal action rather than multitasking with the physical
I belive charisma and speech has as much to do as fast fingers itself. He approaches so fast and friendly thst you dont have time to think and he is already far away when you realize what happened.
You have to remember the beginning of the video. Street pickpockets aren't this brazen because they don't want you to remember who they are. Guys like Bob and Apollo are being showy because it's entertainment, not their way of life. Honestly, I kind of think this way is better. Anyone can take something from someone unaware. But when the person is like, "I'm going to steal from you. See if you can catch me" and still proceeds to take like 5 things...he's good. lol
Insane how all the youtube comments are from 5+ years ago. I am not aware how I stumbled upon this gem of a video in 2022, but I have uncovered a rare piece of internet history. Jacksepticeye and the other commenters will likely never come back to this video ever, so I am left alone in this vast emptiness, thinking about the 14+ years ago when this video was uploaded.
I’d love to have this talent, and then just steal back stuff actually thieves stole, give back to rightfully owners, and then try and see the reaction to the thieves when they realize they don’t have anything
I have a friend who is a terrible pickpocket, but somehow he is an amazing reverse-pickpocket, and when I say that, I mean he can put crap IN your pockets and bags. He once was carrying a sweater, a wooden toy sword, and a few books, and he put them all in my bag withough me noticing.
In his native sweden ... Please guys he's from switzerland and people who don't know the difference between sweden and switzerland, we also know the difference between texas and tennessee so go to school again.
Bob stole most of the pixels in this video.
uploaded in 07 (good quality back then)
lol
oh my goodness. hahaha
@@kaptinkrunch47 No, that wasn't good quality back then.
the only comment ever that has actually made me laugh out loud
Bob Arno took the resolution out of this video.
internet prize for you
Yes.
People like you make CZcams worthwhile
lel
11
Yeah he's on the right side of the law as far as you're concerned. I bet he steals all the time but no one notices because he's just THAT good
Crazy seeing u here sean
Ay wtf 😂
Wow this comment only has 8 likes
@@Matthew-lm3zl that was befire he was even popular lol
Oh wow! Jacksepticeye!
Guy's so good, he stole the video resolution.
...
Sess is a great day ss and the es ethe ss and the other day and the
If someone's already done the joke, why do you do it to? Read the fucking comments before posting what you think is original.
He could even steal 3/4 of my screen, and turn it black...... wow
Imagine you're talking to Bob Arno and when you leave you notice you are suddenly only wearing underwear
Dipsy Teletubbie skyrim in a nutshell
*family dinner*
Mother Arno: Bob, pass the mashed potatoes.
Bob: DO YOU WANT THIS WATCH, OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
Mother Arno: The potatoes will be fine, sweetie.
Bob: THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALREADY THERE, IN YOUR READING GLASSES
*glasses appear in potatoes*
Mother Arno: Bob, please.
Bob: AH, A PLEASE? LIKE OUR CAT, WHICH IS NOW IN YOUR LEFT POCKET?
Mother Arno: It's not-
Bob: YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT YOUR WALLET IS NO LONGER THERE!
Mother Arno: Ugh...
Lmao best comment
I don't know why but I laughed uncontrollably at your comment...
Master troll
Haha i laughed so hard at this
CE53 haha lol 😂 made my day
when you reach level 100 pickpocket on skyrim with all perks
severe anal trauma now he's upgrading his spellcasting
I'm scared. I'm genuinly scared
7 tales Illusion 100 and Pickpocket 100
Nocturnal have mercy on our pockets...
Five years ago, and today the meme still holds.
Bob Arno reached through my screen and stole my watch.
who ever uploaded this needs to know about video resolution
+SpaztheGamer Bro 2007 if you didnt notice
+KoivuTheHab I'm pretty sure that was the best resolution available on CZcams back in 2007.
+SpaztheGamer Agreed. Potentially interesting, but unwatchable. Jerky ADHD editing, crappy audio, goofy voice over.
It's not about the resolution, it's the aspect ratio.
+MeetMyBlades arno stole the copyright
I lost my phone while watching this video, I'm spooked
you made me look for mine dam it lol
Holy shit! Bob Arno just stole 6 minutes of my fucking life!
watch out he might steal the comments
if he was a black guy, hed be rotting in prison right now
are you implying that a black pickpocket would use that for personal gain rather than use his talent for the good of humanity (like aiding the justice system)?
that's racist
Sasuke Uchiha Are you fucking stupid? Do you have reading comprehension skill of 3rd grader? This white guy also was a street pickpocket, but he probably got a slap on the wrist and was allowed to redeem himself because hes white. If he was black, he wouldve gotten lengthy prison sentence and never gotten a second chance.
you said a BLACK guy would get imprisoned, and not a white guy, youre racist.
Ignorant racist. Why do you have to bring race into it?...
Will Suh ya since black people never get a slap on the wrist *cough* O.J Simpson *cough*
I checked my pockets after watching this
I like this comment.
NiTEVibe98 haha,,good one....
***** Well, aint that lovely!
lmao he got that skyrim pickpocket level 100
I was hoping for that comment so badly
Actually I never thought it was possible to steal someones clothes while they're wearing it - now playing skyrim as bob arno. :D
Pickpocket lvl 100
+Flutter Crafter Trimmed skillcape right there.
I didn't even notice I was watching the video in a tiny box until it was over
lol me either... I noticed until I read your comment
This guy is amazing !!
all pickpocketing is is keeping your mind off of involuntary actions by speaking rapidly or forming conversation. Your brain is so focused on computing with verbal action rather than multitasking with the physical
Legend has it that he can even steal the end of your se
Damn he stole mi
When will this madman sto
Oh for fucks sa
Bob, pleas
I made this sentence unstealab
If only I could always be that witty, thanks for the lols :'D
"Europe's Prince of Thieves" he earned that one
Isn't it like a bit suspicious when he just kind of almost hugs you when he is about to pickpocket? I mean, why would a stranger get so close lol
Europeans
Just the French. The average distance between two Finns during a conversation is half a mile.
Logan Bourque
I'm european aswell
I belive charisma and speech has as much to do as fast fingers itself. He approaches so fast and friendly thst you dont have time to think and he is already far away when you realize what happened.
You have to remember the beginning of the video. Street pickpockets aren't this brazen because they don't want you to remember who they are. Guys like Bob and Apollo are being showy because it's entertainment, not their way of life.
Honestly, I kind of think this way is better. Anyone can take something from someone unaware. But when the person is like, "I'm going to steal from you. See if you can catch me" and still proceeds to take like 5 things...he's good. lol
Bob scares me. He has really changed. Bob The Builder has changed alot!
I did..... And sadly, I failed.
i lol'd a little ... if that helps
Legend says he tried tinder once, but he swiped through the whole app and no one noticed...
Insane how all the youtube comments are from 5+ years ago. I am not aware how I stumbled upon this gem of a video in 2022, but I have uncovered a rare piece of internet history. Jacksepticeye and the other commenters will likely never come back to this video ever, so I am left alone in this vast emptiness, thinking about the 14+ years ago when this video was uploaded.
I duct taped my watch to my wrist after watching this.
ThEsHaDoW343 he will steal you arm
Decolan lma
im so high i thought it was kevin kline acting for half of it...
I love how the World's fastest pickpocket fights crime.
This guy is so good you can't even see which pixel he's in.
How the fuck can you not know someone steals your glasses while having them on. : X
+Dougy doug He wasn't wearing them, they were in his shirt pocket.
matttheshark ah indeed.
he reached through my screen and steal my
Comedic genius
Grammar
balls
This guy could make a fortune if he did this at the Grammy's or Emmy awards with a ton of celebrities wearing expensive watches and bracelets
omg that's awesome. And he's Swedish too. I wanna learn that.
Looking for a pickpocket partner? Lol 😉
I’d love to have this talent, and then just steal back stuff actually thieves stole, give back to rightfully owners, and then try and see the reaction to the thieves when they realize they don’t have anything
I would sub to you but Bob Arno stole the subscribe button
Good luck getting stuff out of my pockets. I myself have a problem getting stuff out of my pockets :D
This guy is so good he stole my interest in this video halfway through
I was gonna write a clever sex joke, but everyone who left a comment already did that.
And there goes my job...
He should play Osu. If you know what I mean.
Man... I wish there was a job like his :)
Take me as your apprentice Bob Arno!
was laying in bed watching this, somehow ended up on the floor.
Just imagine 1v1ing this guy in CoD
How do they not see him awkwardly feeling them up? I can see him doing everything.
that's the point. he feels up your leg do you don't notice the tie sliding out from under your collar
You sir, are priceless.
The crazy thing is that Arno admits that he is nothing compared to professional thieves. How scary is that?
Not so hard to spot a pickpocket in Barcelona, they all belong to the same ethnic group.
Which is?...
Pickpocketonian
+CMin777 looool
+RYSE I'd say khajit or bosmer
why is this video small & stuck in the top L corner?
its something to do with the formatting of certain old videos that were changed to be like this with a youtube update a few years ago.
Bob Arno stole the bottom and right side of the video.
I have a friend who is a terrible pickpocket, but somehow he is an amazing reverse-pickpocket, and when I say that, I mean he can put crap IN your pockets and bags. He once was carrying a sweater, a wooden toy sword, and a few books, and he put them all in my bag withough me noticing.
gave you the 200th like :P
In his native sweden ... Please guys he's from switzerland and people who don't know the difference between sweden and switzerland, we also know the difference between texas and tennessee so go to school again.
But he is from Sweden tho...
Fastest fingers in the world? Look up "Osu Players"
+Adam Stewart True af
You've cracked the case Mr Holmes
This guy is a legend!
my mother and father says that if this comment hit 1 thousand likes they would quit smoking
i bet ladies love him !:P
I put my wallet in my front pocket, good luck getting in there without me knowing..
Good one Martin
this is art
If I ever met him in Skyrim, his pickpocket level would be over 9000.
His wife must love him.
Pickpocketing level: Over 9000!
oh i remember this was my favourite tv show.
that was nice!
i love reading these intense novels about two people fighting
I took off NoScript just to give you a thumbs up. Hilarious!
Amazing
wow he's awesome :x
Pickpocket's probably the first skill he maxed out in Skyrim.
Lo! The first time i read this i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur.
As Angelo said from Naples, he had the perfect moves of pickpocketing but he don't have the heart to steal.
Absa-friggin-lutley my friend.
this dude is a BOSS
he´s my hero , i love good guys ^^
In the momment you took to watch this video he took your wallet, time, virginity, and he still had time to stop for ice cream
He should try to steal back something from one of those pickpocketers without them noticing :)
here, we have our new leader of the thieves guild
haha i misread it i thought you said, wheres my HOUSE i was like damn!!
This is INSANE
there needs to be a Bob Arno: Pro Pickpocketer videogame.
I'm at home on the computer and I just checked to see if my wallet was still in my back pocket.
Thanks for letting the world know where u keep your wallet! 😉
Its people like this guy who we need as cops
This guy has 100 pickpocketing skill IRL.
Imagine if you were just typing and suddenly he would just stole your keyboa
The ladies love him.
lmao the title is hilarious
Yeah I do. I've visited a lot of places in my life, seen a lot of people getting pickpocketed, never ever been a victim because of those points.
I think I just shat myself laughing. xD
Steve Martin on SNL did a hilarious take off on his act with Bill Murray playing a rube from the audience.
i wonder if he does birthday parties?!....but then he'll steal my cake.
"how much did you feel "
"not enough"
lol
Still with you, brah
"Friends and family members." riiiiight
You're the kind of person that makes youtube unacceptable to young people.
His skill is... OVER 9000!!11
If you think about it, he was very lucky to get the wallet back! At least he still had his ID and cards, etc.
Holy shit, this guy is amazing!
That is cool!! I would like to do that