i became a housewife that should be in prison
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- i became a housewife that should be in prison
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ABOUT: CALL OF KAREN
The Call of Karen is a PC simulation comedy game about a 1950s suburban housewife whose home is being invaded by Cthulhu. Keep up appearances in the face of an unhappy marriage, ungrateful child, and eldritch madness!
#Graystillplays
#Indie
#simulation - Hry
I love how genuinely hurt Gray sounded when the husband insulted Karen's cooking.
"I'm gonna kill my family" - Gray
666 likes
He has a wife, so it's understandable
Timestamp??
@@ThatTiredAnimator yeah what’s the time stamp?
Francis: "What's that scratching sound?"
Mom: "Inevitability. Get out here."
Spoilers for UDG
Wait I thought you died
Is this what happened to your son?
@@theverycringenogoodname8453 more like is this what happened to chihiros dad
@@vheavysplatling It remains a mystery
I love how this cult- imeanthefandom is literally every-ducking-where xd
Taichi Fujisaki sir i have bad news for you-
ah yes. like any good woman in the 50's she prepared breakfast, lunch, dinner, battled elder gods and cleaned the house
Nothing makes my day better than watching Gray running around the kitchen chasing a gravity-defying fried egg yelling, “Come here you little bastard!!”
I know i'm late but, like, someone needs to make animation out of this.
@Butter and Toast I like toast
Yes
@@yeet4815 Yes
Yessss😂
“What’s a good Christian woman like you doing out of the kitchen and on America’s airwaves?” Gray’s gasp had me wheezing
Like it was something new and bad on this channel 😂😂😂
I saw this as soon as it was happening 🤣
*Gasp~*
Gray says female rights
0:44 if anybody needs it lol
“A. Wrighter” has to be the best author name in a game I have ever seen.
I prefer Waugen Jarth.
@@Snippe475 I don't get it. :(
its really a great name cause its just literally a writer.
Imagine it's someone's actual name
@@Astrosquig they need to
It never even registered to me that this is supposed to be a horror game because Gray had me laughing my ass off the whole time.
Gray makes any horror game hilarious. 🤣
Hol up this was a horror game???
@@loripuffer3415 No it wasn't lol, none of it was trying to be scary. Even the main character doesn't take it seriously
@@thegeneralgamer4921our girl legit had nothin to say abt fighting Cthulu, no question kicked down the door and gave em a taste of Exorcist's bullets
it's the misogyny that makes it a horror game...I assume anyway...none of the rest of it scared me...a mild nuisance at best...like some pesky poltergeist XD
"Your meatloaf was a little dry today"
But. But I sprayed it with holy water... its wet.
“Who’s the best wife?! IT’S ME!!!”
- GrayStillPlays
Quotes like this just make my day
Yes. Gray is best waifu
The quotes that make me curious if Grays wife watches his content.
His wife is so lucky to have such a good housewife
Grays wife does in fact have the best wife.
Oki I liked it
I love this women’s voice lines, she’s basically just like “yeah this might as well happen” to everything that happens
Your namë XD
Saaaaaame.
Such is the power of someone who has achieved ultimate mastery in the art of dealing with it.
I wanted to like your comment but its at 666 and i dont wanna change it
Shes the videogame version of the "This is fine" meme
"what is he not house trained!?"
Grays best line ever
I love how grey is matching the character's total nonchalance about the whole ordeal, just casually preparing breakfast while eldritch abominations destroy the house
If this is all Karen’s backstory no wonder they are so pissed off
smh.
@@dedrooster4580 wat does that mean-?
@@pupluv5414 shake my head
@@misha.3549 oh
True tho
I love how Gray has played and ruined so many games, that this haunted house game that’s meant to be scary, he was actually enjoying to the fullest extent.
Just a normal day to him
Lolll it was supposed to be scary? I honestly just thought it was buggy. He plays so many buggy games. Well I'm a coward now I have to be scared. I wasn't before when I thought it was all just bugs ;_;
@@vaguelyelena he met cthulu at the end?
@@isaiahf-d846 lol yea I hadn't reached that part yet when I commented. Things had just started to float about and the random purple so I thought it was like physics errors or coding glitches
The word scary is just a special word for normal/funny
i bet he wont even be scared if he played slender man
Gray’s shocked and pissed reactions to the sexist jokes is absolute gold
He has standards
“Stay in that pan or I will beat your egg ass,” -Gray
This is what I love about you gray.
"I'm gay, I'm gay for the egg"
And I don't care who you are, I will subscribe your pfp is amazing.
Radio host: What’s a good Christian woman like you you doing out of the kitchen and on America’s airwaves?!
Gray: *SHOCKED NOISES*
When?
@@SoybeanInTheMilk 40 seconds in.
0:40
You mean this new, magical word called a gasp? 🙄🤦♀️
@@PersephoneDaSilva ok boomer
Grey(house wife): *cooks, cleans, and terrorizes Francis*
Cthulhu: helo
Cthulu, "Hello, ma'am, I'm trying to take over the world."
1950s Karen: "Wait your turn, mister, I'm dealing with my boy Francis."
Again yes m.czcams.com/video/uYe66AjsI8g/video.html
@@Wrpel yes, relaxing
@@Wrpel im going to kick you
@@colonoscopy1861 karen have a vaccum of a black hole
Radio host: *SEXISM*
Grey: *gasps in feminism* *shuts off radio immediatly*
Me: I’d trust him with my drink.
Me too
I barely let my closest friends deal with my drinks and meals , but I would trust gray! My logic makes no sense, am i right?
I barely let my closest friends deal with my drinks and meals, but I would trust gray! My logic makes no sense, am i right?
he might just lace with cyanide
He would poison it just because of the messed up person he is truely
I like the fact that he got genuinely mad at the carpet stains this game really did turn him into a 1980s mom
I like how the game immediately starts to get weirder after the first day. There’s no build up. It just comes.
That’s sounds wrong
@@fernib ayo 🤨📸
Yep
Gary just is like:EVERYTHING IS FINE and OH DAMNIT WE PISSED OFF LUSU or some thing
Kafulu*
"Don't let the octopus into your home"
Octodad:
True tho
He's a damn communist! - Call of Karen radio
Octodad be like: 👁👄👁
Octodad: **sad blubs**
Octodad isn't an octopus, you silly billy.
He's a normal man
I love how in the end of so many of these videos he's saying "stay foxy" like he's holding back laughter
"And thus Karen sucked out the souls of both her husband and child, and lived a fantastic life!"
I love happy endings ❤
rip Karen’s child [Jan 7, 1945-Aug 7, 1954]
Radio: *makes a sexist comment*
Gray: you have chosen death.
But what about Timmy's Mom's opinion.
Gray: so you have chosen.... Beluga whale... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*GASP*
@@elizabethemm6361 *OOOOOOOOH!!!*
*"WE REQUIRE MORE KAREN-THULUS TO APPEASE US"*
Sincerely, *The Elder Gods*
We made those things to hate communism but now they just hate authority
-The elder gods
you will have them
“*WE HAVE A NEW KIND OF KAREN, THE MANGER KAREN!!*”
-the elder gods.
@@GrayStillPlays omg gray
@@GrayStillPlays I am a huge fan
When swan lake started playing and the plates were just floating in the air I couldn’t stop laughing
11:32
"We beating interdimentional asses now!" I loved it
Gray: looks in oven
Also Gray: yeh you could fit a child in there.
Meanwhile ''fbi open up!!
@@devilsbreath3828 ye
7:02
Timmy : WAIT WAH
@@aleetanabe6237 1:45
I love how despite the amount of pure chaos and anarchy he exudes, he still drinks his respect women juice and gasped when that reporter was blatantly sexist.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING, we love a respectful king
Yess.
He is a sadist, but he is an equal-opportunity sadist.
Equal rights equal fights, amirite?
Danked Out MeMes yeah you are
12:58 I HAVE EXERCISED THE MEATLOAF - Graystillplays 2020
*exorcised
I love how Gray has to be a mother while Cthulu decides to absolutely ruin everything by sending everything into the air like as if he's in space.
“You know the meat loaf was a little dry..”
possessed demons floating objects.
Gray: “I’m going to kill my family.”
13:14
I dont get it but I'll like
@@hannahdragneel9397 the guy told grays character her meatloaf was dry so he decided he wanted to kill his family
@@alexis.flores oooooooooo thx I'm a dummy 😂😂
@@hannahdragneel9397 *no problem*
When grey is the housewife, even Cthulu can't stand a chance.
Cthulu is married?
Proud of him.
@Embelm12 i ship it
Cthulhu is married now, to Gray
Don’t worry, we have a very healthy relationship.
No worries Grey and Cthulhu love each other ;)
HAHAHA! I'd forgotten about this episode 🤣🤣 3 years later, still hilarious
7:58 Gray:Is he not house trained?!
Me:(dead on the floor from laughing so hard I died)
rip 🪦
*”Does Cthulhu actually eat eggs?”*
-GrayStillPlays, 2020
Um
I think cthulu lays eggs...
I love your profile picture
I think yes
I sure hope not-
Radio guy: "does the amount of salt you put on your meatloaf say something about how good of a wife you are? stay tuned to find out"
Grey: "oh im an excelent wife * aggresivly shaking salt * *WHOSE THE BEST WIFE..ITS ME*
What I’ve learned is that if Gray wants a new house, one of the only things he would judge it by is if the oven could fit a child in it.
Watching Gray play horror or scary games is like the family in Poltergeist. They are a little startled at first, but then they just don’t care anymore until the spooks escalate
*Ungodly voices from erupt from the netherworld.*
“Don’t talk back to me!”
Grey: finds the entire games 'scariest' moments funny
Also grey: terrified of a possessed meatloaf
@Dizzy paw I to love my meatloaf possessed and purple with a giant dent in it
That meat loaf do be scary tho💁
Eat that meatloaf alive!!!!
Mmmmm-hmmmm😏
@@KaBoBoHan what😰😰😰😰
yep, the scariest momments were halirous. but that meatloaf...😰😰😰
Cthulu: “Where’s the toilet paper?!” Cthulu *sees rug* “There we go”
13:23
I do too Grey.
I do too.
I love on how he’s just there insulting Cthulhu like “is he not house trained?!”
Damnit jimmy u were supposed to potty train the dog god damnit!
I love how after that I got an ad on diapers lol
Even Cthulhu is scare of Gray
Gray getting pissed about Timmy’s mom saying women shouldn’t shouldn’t drive gives me life
yeah, you see gray believes in equality, more specifically in torturing everyone equally
@@valantisalatsas7249 very true
Honestly, same!
@QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ I think they did that on purpose
I don't want to make an argument either, as I try to avoid them lol. But I do think the possibility they didn't do it on purpose is high, I wasn't sure so I put that comment anyways as it would do no harm :D
0:45 this had me dying. Gray’s reaction is incredible.
This video has legitimately become a tradition. I watch it at least twice a year.
Gray looking to buy a house:
Seller: So here's the lovely kitchen, paired with perfect natural lighting and marble flooring. We have plenty of counter space as well as-
Gray, walking over to the oven and opening it: Mmm, yeah, you could probably fit a child in there. I'll take the house.
I find it hilarious how no one noticed that gray predicted would happen in this game at the beginning when he said are we gonna be beating Cthulhu over the head with a swiffer
legit same bro-
I mean if I had to beat Cthulhu as a 1950s housewife, I imagine a swiffer would be pretty high up on my list of potential attack weapon against an eldritch terror
13:03 Homer: Mmm... Demonic Meatloaf. (Throws out tongue and starts drooling)
Gray : “Uhhhh, Yeah! You could probably fit a child in there.”
Me : “Yeah, You definitely could.”
2:13
Misogyny and "Those Damn Commies up north".
That sets the setting up pretty well.
The timeline where Canada became the third communist superpower alongside China and the Soviet Union
@@redpatriot2091 No, up north was used in reference to Russia.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 huh. I guess if you keep going "up north" you WILL end up in Russia eventually
@@redpatriot2091 I still feel it is correct for the time period, to most Americans at the time if you were not an American or British, one was just called a communist. Ignorant America sounds about right.
@@spamachuchan8824 Canada clearly just didn't exist in the 1950s
“don’t let the octopus into your house” has the same energy as “i like bananas because they have no bones”
The whole song or just the title?
XD
Wait you eat your bananas without the bones?
@@ShrimpZipperz is it crunchy...?😐
@@yaheri_ Of course
I love that gray treats Cthulhu like his child it’s to precious it’s so perfect
This is just Grey slowly morphing into an actual housewife
Grey: “Do you like meatloaf?”
*Growl*
Character:”I can’t tell if that’s a yes or a no.”
Perfect timing.
Wait did you mean character on the first one- sorry if I’m being rude :(
@@cyr3n_signall No, Gray specifically stated that. The character you play said the bottom statement. Also, the growl was before Gray said it.
8:20
True lmao
10:18
Q: How much cocaine was consumed in the making of this game?
A: YES!
Spleens: OH MY GOD IS THERE ANY LEFT OVER?
😂😂
"YES MY CHILD"
Spleens best catto
in all honesty i think the cocaine from this video came from spleens and she wants seconds
Astrology be like: 13:44
When Gray said "Now you may be saying, 'Why does the salt look like cocaine?' Well that's because salt looked like that in the 1950's." His voice reminded me of Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka
Radio: "What is a pretty girl like you doing out of the kitchen"
Gray: "OOOHHHHHGGHDGHIDHOGH!" *quickly turns off radio*
Me: :)
*Christian woman
@@Emil_Stoltz huh?
@@annee547 Yes.
@@Emil_Stoltz Yes.
@@annee547 Indeed.
I love how an ordinary house wife defeated Cthulhu himself.
Herself
@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 cthulhu is not a woman
I mean in the original story he got taken out with a boat
@@kittiekat10105 For as powerful as cthulu is he really isn't strong in defense terms
Cthulhu hentai tentacle
Every single item, no matter what it is, becomes a weapon against Francis
I love how gray judges if you can fit a child in the oven. He judged it ‘yes’
“Don’t let the octopus into your home” reminds me of Octodad.
I was thinking the same thing
U guys know that game?! :0
How do we not
@Я you know who cthulhu is? The monster at the end
Lol I was just thinking that
2020 quote of the year, "Did Kthulu wipe his a$$ on my carpet?!" That had me dying
Spat out my drink
Not tryna be offensive or anything, I get the joke. But it's spelled "Cthulhu"
i would have laughed but you have a gacha channel and replaced s with a dollar symbol
Wtf is your name
@@penguin_playz9236 bruh tf?
I love how gray treats cuthulu like a pet when he wipes his ass on the floor.
"Francis, dinners ready!"
*"Francis.."*
👹
*"FRANCIS OPEN THE DOOR.."*
Cthulhu is a god
Cthulhu:*Growls*
Gray: DONT TALK BACK ME
Cthulu vs Florida man
Headline: Florida Man fights giant sky squid with a crocodile
Also Gray: You like Meatloaf?
Also Also Gray: Normal Day in Florida
@@twisterman4184 dream as well i like da Florida man
I have a feeling Gray may or may not have adopted Cthulhu for the time, because that was a mom mode gray 😂
2:13
I love how Gray’s first reaction to seeing an oven is “Oh yeah you can probably fit a child in there”
That’s our gray. 😃
Yep.@@matthewboire6843
When he said “mmmmm…. Demonic meatloaf.” It reminded me so much of Homer Simpson 😂😂😂
Floating papers, weird pink clouds, food regenerative refrigerator, and a self-upgrading couch. I want this stuff!!!
To be fair; Gray would thrive on badly made fnaf games
“oH bOy cHilD muRdeR”
"excuse me, bear, sir, I'm trying to do my job here. could you please not come to life with the souls of my sims? No? Okay great"
I can agree with this
YES
Day shift at Freddie’s would be the best one tbh, it’s free, go play it
But they are all badly made
Gray selling ovens:
Gray: you can fit 3 children in here (slaps top of oven)
Slight cries can be heard from the inside as he’s telling you the specs.
Hi. Do you know what soundtrack played when Grey encountered the possessed meatloaf?
7:20 just a normal Tuesday
7:35 Grey is yandere comfirmed.
Gray: let’s play call of Karen
Karen’s world wide: I want to see your manager
Shrek
Plot Twist Gray is the manager 👁 👄️👁️
@@Loxo299 i agree
Yes m.czcams.com/video/uYe66AjsI8g/video.html
@@idontknowanymore5104 self employment is the bane of Karen's world wide.
Grey: ya like meatloaf?
The mom: I cant tell if that's a yes or a no.
edit: Thanks for 365 likes!
@b phillip how some idiots think consent works.
@b phillip
Finally someone else who watches that show,,,,,
The thumbnail is a great representation of grays mind, just always deluding into the madness that it was always in.
9:56
demon: (growls)
Gray: don't you talk back to me!
had me dying
“Does Cthulhu actually eat eggs??” Gray is out here asking the real questions
Cthulhu: *Starts to swallow the sun*
Karen: “Excuse me? I need to speak to your manager!”
florida:NO THE LIGHT
The only good Karen is a Cthulhu-slaying Karen
@@Minceraft69 True! 😂
@@Minceraft69 I work as a security guard I'd be cheering on cthulhu
@@gamergodofjustice Actually that's fair enough
I love the works of "A Wrighter" it's great to read while listening to "A. Singher"
The best author doesn't ex-
5:16
Love how you're basically dealing with an interdimentional puppy
@Anna Baik "Nooooooooo!" - Darth Vader
Alright, I'm watching the only man on CZcams that makes the cruel and sadistic torture of fictional characters purely entertaining and fun in every way to watch, It's GrayStillPlays
Nice, I see what you did there
A drastically underappritiated comment.
More torture, dammit!
I love how gray is basically satan, but he still hates sexism. Love you gray
9:23 pffffffffff hahahahahahahahaha
I love how Cthulhu growled then he “went u like meat loaf?” Then the wife went “ I can’t tell if that’s a yes or a no” I literally died
Lol
U have 326 likes and 2 replys lmao
Correction 381
Uh?
When they say “eat the sun” ... how do they spell son? Because I haven’t seen actually SEEN Francis....
That's sooo true. I'm beginning to think it was Francis too. Not the star.
It probably was
HOLY SH**
~taste the son~
I dont think it was especially when based on context
Every time I watch Gray I slowly question my sanity. Reason being that I usually have his videos playing in the background as I fall asleep. It's just soothing in a way. Especially the endless torture.
"...but literally we are going to deal with the elder god, as a housewife! I'm serious! This is where we've going in gaming now, in 2020! And I'm very satisfied with it!" I think that this is my most favorite game playthrough of Gray's! ^_^ I think that I can watch it so many times, and not get bored of it! It's hilarious! :D I can't wait to play 'Call of Karen', and quote a lot of his quotes that he says while playing the game! :D It's going to be hilarious! :D
7:56 Gray: WTH did Cathulu wipe his as* on my carpet” lol that one got me
Grey :"You didn't specify what to slice up. FRANCIS!"
Also grey: "Does Cthulhu eat eggs?"
“why does the salt look like crack”
best line I ever heard
11:07 That's actually kinda impressive.
I was halfway asleep when I heard him shout *"THE MEATLOAF IS ALIVE"*
XD
Ayo korosensei pfp
Lmao
@Luna On nightwatch me?
This game is basically living with a five-dimensional cat.
Coraline
So gorefield
So, like living with a cat?
So...Spleens
Steam Powered Giraffe
I love how a demonic baby can't scare gray (talking about the baby in yellow from another video) but a flying meatloaf does
This is one of my favorite videos. I come back and watch it every so often. Just the quick turns in plot is one of the funniest I’ve seen.