We Need To Talk About Jadon Sancho.

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    James Allcott content focuses on Premier League, Champions League, EFL Championship talking about Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Tottenham, Barcelona, England, Chelsea, Jurgen Klopp, Erik Ten Hag, Mikel Arteta, transfer news, tactical analysis and much more. James has made content with Mark Goldbridge from the United Stand, Rory Jennings, Ben Foster, Spencer FC, The Club, Thogden, JaackMaate, ESPN and many more.
    0:00 What Happened When James Met Gareth Southgate
    6:31 The Jadon Sancho Debate.
    19:18 Man United's Next Manager
    22:47 How Good Are Tottenham, Actually?
    35:37 Jim's Big Laugh Award!
    37:59 Where Do Footballers Sit On The Team Coach?
    45:16 Flav's Unbelieveable Story About His Chickens.
    50:49 If Footballers Were An English Breakfast.
    52:46 Football Rhyming Slang.
    55:33 Challenge: Can You Eat Ten Quarter Pounders In A Row?
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Komentáƙe • 286

  • @connorgallagher8892
    @connorgallagher8892 Pƙed 20 dny +172

    Nice to see flav in his lab coat today, he was really giving off science teacher vibes with that wacky watch too

  • @harryharvey8158
    @harryharvey8158 Pƙed 20 dny +157

    11:04 flav talking about what jadon sancho needs to ‘suxcel’ is maybe the greatest frankensteinian combination of words ive ever heard. i think we mightve transcended samisms with that one. even the little pause afterwards, as if he knows something is wrong, but cant quite put his finger on it. top notch.

  • @wfcjosh
    @wfcjosh Pƙed 20 dny +36

    This Flav guy is pretty good. Should have him on more often

  • @randomdisplayname
    @randomdisplayname Pƙed 20 dny +42

    My best mate goes to the same gym as Southgate in harrogate.
    Its ÂŁ114.50/month.
    The only detail I cared about when he told me, was the 50p.
    Were they worried ÂŁ114 wasn't enough but ÂŁ115 was taking the mick?

    • @BasicPrinciplesGTA
      @BasicPrinciplesGTA Pƙed 18 dny

      That's peculiar. I would expect Gareth to have a state of the art gym at his house

    • @Sammmgill
      @Sammmgill Pƙed 6 dny

      Gareth the type of guy to pay the extra 50p

  • @owenpaul4015
    @owenpaul4015 Pƙed 20 dny +25

    Highlight for me was Flav’s “Kenny is the most famous Dalglish in football”

  • @SamS-uv2ql
    @SamS-uv2ql Pƙed 20 dny +69

    John Terry sits on the front of the bus and has very strong opinions on who should be sitting at the back

  • @matthewmcculloch9320
    @matthewmcculloch9320 Pƙed 20 dny +44

    Flav was secretly just sitting there every Saturday afternoon hoping to see a chicken balance on a ball

  • @supergas4ever
    @supergas4ever Pƙed 20 dny +50

    I live for the rare occurrence of a chicken update

  • @isaacnewton3514
    @isaacnewton3514 Pƙed 20 dny +40

    I remember when Flav genuinely thought Bissouma was one of the best DM in the league after 3 good games 😂

  • @MadMike_222
    @MadMike_222 Pƙed 20 dny +15

    Luis Suarez is continually swapping seats on the bus to hide the fact he’s been chewing lumps out of the cushions and eating the foamy goodness inside! đŸ§›â€â™‚ïž

  • @matthewsadler5398
    @matthewsadler5398 Pƙed 20 dny +11

    Favourite football joke that comes around every summer and January is always “Harry Kane has been spotted licking the transfer window”

  • @jackkirby9624
    @jackkirby9624 Pƙed 19 dny +6

    Flav is like a seasoned underground chicken guru from a guy Richie film who’s put his all into the chicken game but been burnt too many times. Eventually a distant family member (probably played by Jason Statham) gets into bed with the mob and reaches out to Flav, reluctantly forcing him out of retirement and back into the chicken game, taking Jase under his wing to pay off the debts. Flav goes on a spiritual journey and rediscovers his love for the game before being stabbed in the back and pecked to death by his own Hermaphrodite chickens who he has loved as his own sons/daughters (not sure?). Jase then goes on a chicken based rampage taking down the mob, seeking vengeance for Flavs death.
    The twist comes upon realising Flav and Jason Statham are one entity and the trauma behind Flavs mentor being murdered what was took him out the game in the first place, the film ends when Jase is contacted by Flav to be taught the ropes of the game, thus continuing the never ending cycle.

  • @kleinbiennale
    @kleinbiennale Pƙed 20 dny +10

    The pecking order sounds like a podcast solely focused on football tier lists

  • @monovan614
    @monovan614 Pƙed 19 dny +5

    "succel" a wonderful hybrid of success and excel from flav there

  • @sludgepuppy
    @sludgepuppy Pƙed 20 dny +9

    When James says, "I think what's interesting here is that uhm ...", my ears perk up

  • @Hoggy123
    @Hoggy123 Pƙed 20 dny +27

    Why’s flav always have this James bloke as a guest?

    • @_Andy_A
      @_Andy_A Pƙed 20 dny +3

      I think James' parents emailed Flav to complain that he wasn't letting James do the podcasting, so now Flav has to have him on every week and put on this charade that James has his own podcast, but we all know it's Flav pulling the strings.

    • @Hoggy123
      @Hoggy123 Pƙed 20 dny +2

      “Yes James, I’ll let you put your name before mine on my pod”

  • @mirilix_hd6466
    @mirilix_hd6466 Pƙed 20 dny +7

    Flav seems a bit too quiet after that loss from spurs

  • @BestBoyPatrick
    @BestBoyPatrick Pƙed 20 dny +5

    “Succel” absolutely class work from flav there. The cross between succeed and excel. Sam peeps of United peoples would be proud

  • @GenericZac
    @GenericZac Pƙed 20 dny +10

    Flav looks like he's fresh out the science lab after moving his hand horizontally through a bunsen burner flame

    • @Sammmgill
      @Sammmgill Pƙed 6 dny

      As enjoyable as watching spurs under ange. A slight rush to start with and a warmth to then disappointment that realising you’d ever feel that rush again

  • @tomharrison6272
    @tomharrison6272 Pƙed 20 dny +20

    United fan and I’m split almost 50/50 on ETH. He’s not helped himself with some of the baffling decisions he’s made this season. I’m not seeing anything to suggest a style of play, any tactical identity that says to me “THATS how Ten Hag plays”.
    But the club is genuinely an absolute basket case from top to bottom and those that don’t follow the general pulse of the club don’t get that.
    We saw a distinct style in and out of possession at Ajax across two different teams. I think he deserves a fuller judgement when it’s obvious the manager is one of the only barriers/main barrier to progression.

    • @eazyollie9370
      @eazyollie9370 Pƙed 20 dny +1

      Pretty simple with 7 Hag, give him a squad of class players and he will get them balling. Give him lesser players and he's unable to get the best out of them like a Klopp or Emery. Definitely huge question marks over his ability to coach improvement in the lesser players.

    • @neilthornton3544
      @neilthornton3544 Pƙed 20 dny

      Another wasted season ahead then

    • @tomharrison6272
      @tomharrison6272 Pƙed 19 dny +3

      Aston Villa have a squad with a far higher technical floor than United do and they’ve recruited extremely well with Emery seemingly getting most, if not all of the types of players he wanted.
      As for Liverpool, their squad post Gini Wijnaldum/Firmino is obviously worse. Their recruitment hasn’t been nearly as good and they’ve not replaced key positions so their drop off isn’t surprising.
      Of the 16 transfers we’ve made, 8 have been loans or frees, 7 of which have been first team regulars for United. Pep and Klopp have signed 89 players between them and only Matip, Adrián and Ortega have played anything close to regularly. That sums up the chasm in club strategy.
      Can’t blame INEOS if they decide to move on but it’s so basic to suggest everything is the fault of the manager.

    • @craigbuckland6584
      @craigbuckland6584 Pƙed 19 dny +1

      I'm a Liverpool fan and obviously love seeing Utd struggle but you need rid. The point I realised he wouldn't do well was against West Ham at the end of last season. He just doesn't know what he's trying to do. I honestly think you need a factory reset and realise the level you're currently at. Bring in a young up and coming manager (McKenna or Potter I think), clear out all the bad apples no matter how talented eg. Bruno and Rashford, and fans not be snobby about bringing in less star-studded names. Before Liverpool signed Mane the talk was he was going to Utd and the fans turned their noses up saying we don't buy from Southampton. I know that's a bit of a ramble and you don't care what I think but you have my 2 penneth anyway

    • @craigbuckland6584
      @craigbuckland6584 Pƙed 19 dny

      ​@@tomharrison6272what I would say in regards recent transfers is it's easier recruiting to get to the top but harder once you're there. There are no bargains at the elite level and every transfer has to be a success unless you're City who do everything risk free

  • @meowwww9275
    @meowwww9275 Pƙed 19 dny +6

    Niel Maupay is on a scooter going past the bus while calling everyone on board a buswanker.

  • @joemachin4436
    @joemachin4436 Pƙed 20 dny +5

    Steve Cooper sits nervously at the front of a rowdy Nottingham Forest bus, making threats to “turn this coach around” while knowing deep down he does not have the authority to make that decision.

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 Pƙed 19 dny +7

    One goal is what separated this podcast from Flav's 45-50 minute speech about Spurs single-handedly destroying Arsenal's season.
    P.S. Flav's connect ion to chickens and cocks through Slater sisters-who arguably the most successful family in soap is a beautiful story.

    • @Minyvan66
      @Minyvan66 Pƙed 19 dny +3

      Haha. Just have to wait until after the Spurs City game now

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 Pƙed 19 dny +1

      ​@@Minyvan66Yes, very true

  • @thomasguest9086
    @thomasguest9086 Pƙed 19 dny +3

    “The Cockening” - The Massacre of 34 of Flavs chickens
    We all going to ignore Jim bursting out with a laugh at the idea of Flavs chickens being butchered by the fox? 🩊 🐓

  • @Harley2k1
    @Harley2k1 Pƙed 19 dny +3

    A JAFFN quote I always seem to use is beware hubris in my uni essays. Just in case my lecturer is a fellow slug could always get an extra couple percent on the mark

  • @matthewcourell8848
    @matthewcourell8848 Pƙed 19 dny +2

    Honestly think that chicken chat from Flav is one of the best segments in recent JAFFN history

  • @sludgepuppy
    @sludgepuppy Pƙed 19 dny +4

    46:16 "So, there is a hierarchy in the Chicken Kingdom that was my backgarden". A line I didn't expect to hear today but absolutely fucking loved it. And I like how Flav verged on Scouse the way he emphasised "Chicken".

  • @manassubedi2774
    @manassubedi2774 Pƙed 19 dny +2

    Great podcast with Clive Palmer .. ripple effect !!

  • @gingetomassi8153
    @gingetomassi8153 Pƙed 20 dny +10

    Sancho has been shit under 3 managers at United and has the same goal and assist numbers for Dortmund this season that Antony has for United.

    • @wayofenso
      @wayofenso Pƙed 20 dny +6

      Exactly, he's nowhere near one of Dortmund's three most important players.. these guys just watched last night's game apparently.

    • @mrfreshpizza
      @mrfreshpizza Pƙed 20 dny +6

      Sancho joined in January after not playing since August last year. Antony has had the full season and 2G/A is in the FA cup against Newport.

    • @Do27gg
      @Do27gg Pƙed 20 dny +3

      If you can perform like that in a UCL semi final it’s on the manager for not getting that out of him at United. That’s literally what ‘manager’ means

    • @kxyoto8541
      @kxyoto8541 Pƙed 19 dny +2

      @@Do27ggHe had 1 great game. Pretty sure that’s on more than the manager. But that’s just me. Football fans are so reactionary smh.

    • @Do27gg
      @Do27gg Pƙed 19 dny +1

      @@kxyoto8541 managers job to get the best out of players not fall out with the players

  • @craigwilson6393
    @craigwilson6393 Pƙed 20 dny +4

    Is flav lookin like sonny crockett from Miami vice? Lovely

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 Pƙed 19 dny

      😂😂😂this is an amazing reference and spot on!

  • @arthurwilson3680
    @arthurwilson3680 Pƙed 20 dny +4

    49:43 just found out Flav is literally Boggis from fantastic mr.fox. He had more chickens than Tesco

  • @DazBull26
    @DazBull26 Pƙed 20 dny +3

    Flav really nailing that, i'm a cool science teacher vibe.

  • @UCNTZ
    @UCNTZ Pƙed 19 dny +2

    I live in Brighton, and still keep my eyes out for seagulls in trees. Still yet to see one

  • @ccogdill152028
    @ccogdill152028 Pƙed 19 dny +1

    Ten Hag gave Sancho 4 whole months away from the club to work on his mental and physical health.
    During that period the manager backed him, defended him and then ultimately integrated him back into the squad to the point where he was starting an FA Cup Final against his boyhood club.
    Jadon is the issue. I'm sure Ten Hag isn't blameless but Jadon hasn't been performing for the club before or with Ten Hag in charge.

  • @jamesmccaul2945
    @jamesmccaul2945 Pƙed 19 dny +2

    No, Man Utd shouldn't invest in Sancho. He was treated nicely by Ten Hag and allowed to have a mental health break for months while working with specially appointed coaches in Holland only to throw all that back in his face when he was left out of the squad as a warning for lack of effort in training. It would be poison for the culture at the club if players continue to get away with this behavior (as poor player culture is already one of the root problems for United's woes). Sell him while he has a bit of value and before he goes into another slump because he isn't getting his own way.
    PS - As a united fan, I'm Ten Hag in. This season has been a mess but last season was very positive and we have seen some magnificent performances (beating Barca over 2 legs, beating City at home and really good performnace without Ronaldo against Conte spurs spring to mind). Also he seems honest and hardworking, a bit stubborn but I'm confident he is working as hard as possible to do the best for the team and the club (whether or not he has the genius to turn this mess around is another question but I'm perfectly happy to give him another chance, not that my opinion counts for anything lol)

  • @macncheesegaming2453
    @macncheesegaming2453 Pƙed 20 dny +3

    Have Spurs bottled top 4 flav? 3 defeats on the bounce 😱

  • @shootatsquare
    @shootatsquare Pƙed 19 dny +2

    On the spurs bus, Romero is sprawled out over two seats. His head cranes over his phone as he watches funny videos of kids falling over, with the speakers on high. He smiles throughout the whole video, but doesn't laugh once. Little does he know, poor polite Richarlison waits in the aisle pretending he's just choosing to stand this trip, but hoping Romero will notice him soon to move his legs

  • @Shinjiku
    @Shinjiku Pƙed 18 dny +1

    It's kinda weird how people talk as if Sancho needed more room in Manchester United while he got more room and time than anyone deserves, he got given everything anyone would need and more yet he couldn't produce anything on the field that would represent it. Sure a different manager and playstyle and importance might matter but he was given everything else in United to succeed and the discipline happened only after he had been given everything and he was still acting up.

  • @adamtravers856
    @adamtravers856 Pƙed 19 dny +4

    one okay performance and the UK media and football fans loose there minds, don't mention the meh performances in Germany he has had

  • @MrBillBanana
    @MrBillBanana Pƙed 19 dny +1

    Just checking in
    Not really footballer Cockney rhyming slang, but I asked my mate “don’t you have cricket today?” His response was “Joao Cancello’d”

  • @taylorhammon4030
    @taylorhammon4030 Pƙed 14 dny

    Jim may be the biggest risk taker of our generation. The man just started typing in “Analysis” whilst sharing his screen for thousands to see and not one dodgy suggestion or previous page popped up. A true great x

  • @txm1402
    @txm1402 Pƙed 20 dny +1

    As a Leeds fan we were fucking shit on Friday, QPR were a class above us in every metric and should be considered as dark horses for the play offs next season.

  • @Jay.Cartwright
    @Jay.Cartwright Pƙed 19 dny

    Not sure how many JAFFN bits I think about in daily life, but plenty of phrases have joined my vocabulary
    "Less of that" has become a favourite for when nieces and nephews are getting a bit rowdy, and "could he/she/they" depending on the situation, I'll use that when the situation doesn't even call for it

  • @CCasdsafafssvd
    @CCasdsafafssvd Pƙed 20 dny +1

    Sancho has one good game and everyone is having an aneurysm.
    He is a big fish in a small pond at Dortmund. A small fish at Utd.

  • @JA-ou5st
    @JA-ou5st Pƙed 18 dny

    The bits need their own jingles like you’d get on a radio show

  • @alfie6098
    @alfie6098 Pƙed 19 dny

    love the mantra, "not everything is plausible" 👏

  • @sludgepuppy
    @sludgepuppy Pƙed 19 dny +2

    KANTE ON THE BUS
    He doesn't get on it, he has own minibus. He has a bunch of elderly ladies on board, too, that he drops off at the bingo first before going to the game.

  • @jimjimmy3311
    @jimjimmy3311 Pƙed 20 dny +1

    Sirens are back, you get a like

  • @strideygamingjesters5393
    @strideygamingjesters5393 Pƙed 20 dny +2

    Flav. I'll have two 99 Flakes & a screwball please.

  • @paulcasey4282
    @paulcasey4282 Pƙed 20 dny +24

    The lack of NLD talk is very disappointing. Especially because of how much there would have been had it been a draw. Flav knows how big an away win in a derby is because Spurs have only got 1 since 2000.
    I’m guessing there isn’t any for those subscribed to the patreon/mailbag either. I don’t want to pay a subscription to something where I’d get rinsed if we lose or draw and if we win it’s nothing. It’s like a lose lose and it’d feel like I’m into some weird humiliation kink where I pay money on the chance to be humiliated with no potential upside.
    If you give it, you need to be able to take it. That’s like rule 1 of football.

    • @meowwww9275
      @meowwww9275 Pƙed 20 dny +5

      You seem to be under the impression this is a football podcast or something, we rejected that idea years ago.

    • @paulcasey4282
      @paulcasey4282 Pƙed 19 dny +5

      @@meowwww9275For the record, I prefer the non-football stuff. Give me spag-Bol chat over formations chat.
      But it turns into a football podcast when Spurs have won or when Arsenal have lost. Or even if Spurs were to draw vs Arsenal.
      But if you give it, you should be man enough to take it

    • @juderowland9346
      @juderowland9346 Pƙed 19 dny

      But who's there to give it to flav, why would James just make it a pod about the NLD to wind up flav if they have other stuff they'd rather talk about? They're not making content specifically for you and your interests, you sound a bit entitled

    • @paulcasey4282
      @paulcasey4282 Pƙed 19 dny +4

      @@juderowland9346 Mates are able to joke with each other about football. I’m also not saying make the pod about it but at least talk about it for 5-10 mins. It was a huge match and a very eventful and entertaining match. They also talked a lot about the match beforehand so is very weird to not talk about it after, especially when it lived up to expectations.
      In terms of them making content they want, of course they can. I’m just giving feedback. My only real problem is them asking for money as I was very close to subscribing to the mailbag. It’s then disingenuous to chat shit before a match whilst taking people’s money and then effectively run away and not take anything back. It’s rather hypocritical from someone who went on and on are Gunners being runners when he’s running away now.

    • @meowwww9275
      @meowwww9275 Pƙed 19 dny +2

      @paulcasey4282 I'm an Evertonian mate, all we do it take it as we have fuck all to give. I disagree with your point though, what more needed to be said? You seem to want James to point and laugh at Flav, if you think that is the kind of pod you are watching I've got bad news.

  • @samhansen794
    @samhansen794 Pƙed 18 dny +1

    Team Coach - Newcastle United edition:
    Geordie boys & Ritchie make up the back line of the coach. Ritchie in the corner spends the whole journey stood up as to make sure he's seen and heard at all times. Dan Burn in the middle seat because he's literally too massive to fit anywhere else. Jokes flying left, right and centre.
    Botman & Schar pair up just in front. The two European centre backs act as bouncers for the back row in case anything gets out of hand.
    Bruno & Joelinton across from them. Bruno as the adopted Geordie gets as close to the action as possible next to his Brazilian mate.
    Willock & Isak you cannot separate. They spend the whole journey sharing & listening to their new favourite hip-hop songs. They sit a little further forward but close enough for Isak to chime in with a joke or two in his London accent if needed.
    Pope & Murphy are on the other side. Jacob Murphy just listens in, smiling & giggling and doesn't say a word. Pope fancies himself as a bit of a DJ and tries to get some tunes going but gets shut down by Isak & Willock that say "this one ain't it" to every song he puts on.
    Jason Tindall walks to the back every 5 mins to be involved and be the centre of attention.
    Trippier sits towards the front, as to not be interrupted when messaging women that are not his wife.
    Livramento and Gordon sit together and have a competition to see who can eat the most Haribos in the journey. Polishing off ten packets each.
    Wilson sits close enough to Howe every week to ask if there's a chance he could start the game. When he's not doing so, he calls Michail Antonio and they slag off Richarlison together.
    Almiron just sits there and stares into space not knowing where he is.
    Tonali must have missed the bus again.

  • @ryanclark541
    @ryanclark541 Pƙed 19 dny

    I think on Ten Hag and the injuries, if there was one injury per position then I would still expect to see a positive, attacking, clear style of play. If the back four was AWB, Lindelof, Maguire, Malacia, I would still expect to see what he’s trying to do

    But when the injuries mean you’ve played centre back partnerships of Evans/Kambwala and Maguire/Casemiro and the most used left backs are Lindelof and Amrabat, that’s where I can understand the issue in getting style of play across.
    Not forgetting the fact we’ve been relying on 19 year olds as our most available and consistent players, with two strikers who have both missed multiple months due to injury.
    It is just a nightmare scenario for any manager.

  • @cadenturner1631
    @cadenturner1631 Pƙed 20 dny +1

    I think sancho found his level. He can be great in germany, maybe spain. However in England he is average. Alot like zaha, tarrabt, etc. they have to be the main guy to preform but simply not good enough to consistently play for am elite team

  • @craigbuckland6584
    @craigbuckland6584 Pƙed 20 dny

    In the Sancho discussion it seems to me that it's part of the wider topic of modern day football. System over individualism. Obviously over the Pep area system has become everyone and has prven more successful, but surely everyone agrees football is a lot more fun when individual quality is allowed to flourish. I do feel we are edging back to that kind of football.

  • @Michael-xt2ce
    @Michael-xt2ce Pƙed 19 dny

    Back at uni my friend and I would gladly say to each other "well, that's a shay" knowing full well no one else in our class would "get it".

  • @jjlfitzgerald
    @jjlfitzgerald Pƙed 20 dny

    I’m a United fan, torn on ten Hag despite everything. I think the reason most are keen to stick with him is because we’ve gone through ten years of hire and fire and it hasn’t seen us progress at all. With so many moving parts we need some consistency, so it’d make sense not to get rid. The problem is they either need to sack him or extend his contract as he only has a year left. So what I’d like to see is the structure to be in place first, to reset things, set the vision, and then interview a shortlist of managers *including ten Hag* to understand each candidate’s plan and hire whoever they think can best deliver success. Otherwise we’re just throwing another body into the talent furnace that is Manchester United.

  • @xg_zack
    @xg_zack Pƙed 20 dny

    He's moving to a 3-4-3 he's quoted as saying that he will look to sign another LB regardless of what happens with Shaw and Malacia. More cover out of possession (for Rashford). Better rest defence with more physicality and more positional rotations into midfield with Shaw and Dalot inverting this season.

  • @Thesquiggleman
    @Thesquiggleman Pƙed 19 dny

    What a player cockadoodlov was underrated fullback always put a shift in for Bolton

  • @thomasmartyn65
    @thomasmartyn65 Pƙed 18 dny

    “Name slang” I’ve got one friend (Walter) where a lot of our communication has to do with the idea of replacing words or phrases with the names of people and then asking “what you talking about them for? They’re not even here!” As a joke etc however they’re not all footballers. Some examples are: Do you know what I mean? (Janine), whenever using the word “closer” (Miroslav Klose), the words “as soon as” (Graeme Souness), whenever saying “both of them” (Ian Botham), saying “I’m here” (Amir Kahn), “I’m assuming” (Amy Schumer), going for a meal (Emile Hesky), “that was well hard” (Steven Gerrard), when using the phrase “to hear” (Imran Tahir), “It doesn’t matter” (Juan Mata), “Trees” (Theresa May), to check something or to pay by cheque (Petr Čech) etc amongst others, Only Forwards 🐌

  • @cook1e2000robturnerxG
    @cook1e2000robturnerxG Pƙed 20 dny +1

    Did Jim just find out where the phrase pecking order came from?

  • @stephenphilipps3360
    @stephenphilipps3360 Pƙed 13 dny

    Oh right a Stephen said that comment about output and performance, sounds like something Id say aha. But yeah solid effort to be in the final

  • @jayjolley9258
    @jayjolley9258 Pƙed 19 dny

    James absolutely shook when finding out about the pecking order coming from chickens 😅

  • @dudemaister96
    @dudemaister96 Pƙed 19 dny

    James learning the meaning behind "pecking order" within this podcast was hilarious to me.

  • @shen_baba
    @shen_baba Pƙed 16 dny

    Gareth Southgates book is called anythjng is possible? So unimaginative, just everything Southgate

  • @brianmccaul5205
    @brianmccaul5205 Pƙed 16 dny

    I do like Flav's "lab technician that gets killed first in a horror movie" look.

  • @SuperKinlo
    @SuperKinlo Pƙed 20 dny

    Video please on the genius that is Kieran McKenna and the job he has done at Ipswich.

  • @olly8307
    @olly8307 Pƙed 20 dny

    That breakfast analogy was unreal

  • @chockingninja7676
    @chockingninja7676 Pƙed 19 dny

    Thank you for the time stamps . Holly molly I've been waiting for you to start making videos with time stamps

  • @gingetomassi8153
    @gingetomassi8153 Pƙed 20 dny +1

    I've not been able to bum kids without thinking of Pochettino for years now

  • @maxbraybrook6086
    @maxbraybrook6086 Pƙed 20 dny

    Someone I know once said I’m going for a gonzalo and then went for a smoke. Confused I asked why is it called a Gonzalo? He looked me dead in the eye and said Gonzalo Ciguain, as if I was the weird one for not understanding him

  • @jackkelley3875
    @jackkelley3875 Pƙed 19 dny

    The chicken chat 😂😂😂😂

  • @gringosdarr
    @gringosdarr Pƙed 19 dny

    Back in the day the slang for a particular drug was a gary on Merseyside

  • @MrLampy10
    @MrLampy10 Pƙed 19 dny

    Everytime I'm in bed and stick my leg out to regulate my temperature I get a vivid image of Flav doing the same thing, it's somehow equal parts nightmarish and soothing. It's weirdly become part of my daily routine.

  • @darrenadams77
    @darrenadams77 Pƙed 19 dny

    Football rhyming slang: In my work if we’re going for a beer we say we’re going for a couple mugabi’s (not the politician but rather the Motherwell centre half (we work for a football photography agency so we know all the obscure players names we’re not total dweebs))

  • @lukebucket
    @lukebucket Pƙed 19 dny

    Vardy sits behind Pickford flicking his ear for the entire bus journey and leaving Jordan no option but to whinge at his mates for not backing him up.

  • @tombk5326
    @tombk5326 Pƙed 19 dny

    Everytime I eat sausages I think of Jim saying that he could eat a whole plate full if he had to choose a food

  • @jamiepettengell1145
    @jamiepettengell1145 Pƙed 12 dny

    Now this is jaffin

  • @greenblaze9189
    @greenblaze9189 Pƙed 19 dny

    if you think i can go without thinking of the phrase "one must beware hubris" whenever i hear the word "hubris" or see Fulham, you're out of your mind

  • @max-beckett
    @max-beckett Pƙed 19 dny

    Would like to thank WPR for such a lovely favour in helping Ipswich xoxo

  • @ashvinderbrar
    @ashvinderbrar Pƙed 19 dny

    Flavs take on Ange is spot on.

  • @safebans1369
    @safebans1369 Pƙed 20 dny +1

    Before this podcast any stop at a services was a moment to enjoy the warm embrace of a puff on my vape and a WH Smiths meal deal. It will now forever be associated with the imagery of public noshings amongst the bushes. Can't say I'm unhappy about it tbh

  • @ashyoung8440
    @ashyoung8440 Pƙed 19 dny

    Flav on about chickens has absolutely fucking sent me to the floor. Incredible content.

  • @gingetomassi8153
    @gingetomassi8153 Pƙed 20 dny +12

    Jadon Sancho's ego was more important to him than helping his teammates and the club in a real time of need. Should never play for the club again.

  • @cobrakai83
    @cobrakai83 Pƙed 20 dny +9

    As a United fan couldn’t agree more with the take on ten hag. He hasn’t shown anything to suggest he’s in control or has a plan.

    • @Do27gg
      @Do27gg Pƙed 20 dny

      Yeah I don’t think it’s because he’s bad but once you lose the dressing room in anyway there’s no way back

  • @awasawafe
    @awasawafe Pƙed 19 dny

    Kokkadoodalov? Pretty sure he used to play LB for CSKA Moscow

  • @Sleatz_
    @Sleatz_ Pƙed 20 dny

    Thanks to JAFFN, every time I see or hear Hwang Hee Chan, I always think if him naked in the Wolves dressing room. Chode.

  • @argendo8400
    @argendo8400 Pƙed 20 dny

    I know there are a lot of new bits that came from this episode, and good ones I might add. But I have been wondering for weeks now, what is the piece of art behind Flav and why does it look like a cat dressed like Batman?

  • @celtic69
    @celtic69 Pƙed 20 dny +5

    pretty much every manager sancho’s had has had problems with him, whether it be professionalism or performance, think the kid has issues that probably stem from the fact he was primed to be the next best thing at age 14 and united made him one of the highest paid players in the world age 19.
    i don’t think anyone’s ever questioned his ability, if you listen to player interviews in England camps when they pick 5asides and what not every single time they have sancho in there, shows he’s clearly got the ability just fails to apply that consistently on the pitch, which is a mental issue.

  • @liamspivey5106
    @liamspivey5106 Pƙed 20 dny +1

    Ten Haag eats lettuce sandwiches with no butter

  • @Nocular
    @Nocular Pƙed 19 dny +1

    FOOTBALL RHYMING SLANG.
    In my youth in the late 90s when I lived on a healthy diet of Raving, MDMA and disappointing visits to white heart lane, I met a scouser at a drum n bass night in Bristol who asked me "have you got any Garys?" - Gary Abletts (tablets)

  • @thelegendthatischels
    @thelegendthatischels Pƙed 20 dny +15

    Completely ignoring the north london derby cause spurs flapped it (as per)

  • @scotttocs
    @scotttocs Pƙed 20 dny +5

    Postecoglou to get Spurs 5th, possibly 4th in his first season after losing Kane late on is a great start.

    • @Do27gg
      @Do27gg Pƙed 20 dny +1

      Top manager imo

    • @user-lt4px7ld4u
      @user-lt4px7ld4u Pƙed 20 dny +1

      Pundits have forgotten about the context of the season,fifth is still a good return a building year

    • @Minyvan66
      @Minyvan66 Pƙed 19 dny

      Simply put, the reaction we see from spurs fans and from the media is because Spurs started so well that everyone’s expectations shifted and forgot the context of the situation.
      It’s like giving a baby candy and then taking it away.

  • @paulcasey4282
    @paulcasey4282 Pƙed 20 dny +8

    I’m an Arsenal fan but am supporting Spurs til the end of the season so they have something to play for when they play vs Man City. You could say I’m a Spurs fan on loan!
    After 1 match, I’ve already lost any hope in the team. There’s no chance they draw at home vs Man City. I’m guessing Spurs fans are used to these kind of feelings so does Flav have any advice?
    Anyway, as a true fan on loan, we must press on. Coys.

    • @bort3629
      @bort3629 Pƙed 20 dny

      Give your head a wobble

    • @GenericZac
      @GenericZac Pƙed 20 dny

      Come on Paul, if you REALLYYYY are on loan then send a pic of yourself into to the boys wearing a spurs shirt and holding up a spoon.

    • @paulcasey4282
      @paulcasey4282 Pƙed 20 dny

      @@GenericZac If somebody bought me a Spurs shirt and a ticket for the City match or even Chelsea match last night, I’d wear it and sing for Spurs. Even if it only increased Arsenal’s chance to win the title by 0.01%.

  • @willlloyd9480
    @willlloyd9480 Pƙed 20 dny +2

    As a United fan, please stop talking about ETH. Literallly can’t listen to any football related content without listening about it

    • @celtic69
      @celtic69 Pƙed 20 dny +2

      wah wah i decided to support one of the biggest clubs in the world and people are talking about them wah wah

  • @bigspaget9689
    @bigspaget9689 Pƙed 20 dny +1

    but what reaaaaaaaaaallly happened when james met Gareth Southgate

  • @bradmorris4402
    @bradmorris4402 Pƙed 19 dny

    Where do players sit on the bus: I went to the Bournemouth and united game a few weeks ago and happened to see the united coach leave and through the untinted back window saw Harry Maguire looking out slurping on what could only be a pot noodle. Cool kids really do sit at the back.

  • @gda17.
    @gda17. Pƙed 19 dny +1

    As james said the other week
.this podcast is the dressing room with which we live in. Therefore i feel as tho this comment section much like the dressing room has no limit regarding criticism and judgment, that being said i have to say this was one of the worst JAFFN pods i’ve ever seen
.like i’ve said many times before Flav and James are the wonder boys of football youtube. But this episode was a sinking ship, especially after a week off JAFFN i expected more of an uplifting enthusiastic episode. but i just got 35 mins of Jadon Sancho chat. Lads we all have to do better, the bits need to be revived the comments need to be revived JAFFN is on a bad spell of form right now BUT i know we will bounce back. Onto next weeks pod 👊 JAFFN FOREVER!

    • @JamesLawrenceAllcott
      @JamesLawrenceAllcott  Pƙed 19 dny

      We did the pod live last week mate. It’s a belter

    • @gda17.
      @gda17. Pƙed 19 dny

      @@JamesLawrenceAllcott james lad bring back the big dog for a episode or flames advice we need the grass roots that made OFTW and JAFFN so unique from any other football pod. All respect for you two👊

  • @jamieparker6323
    @jamieparker6323 Pƙed 20 dny

    Hearing that story about James' awkward Southgate conversation reminded me of a similar encounter I had with Freddie Flintoff when he was returning from an injury. Fogged with excitement I asked him how his injured knee was, despite knowing that its was his foot. He was fairly jovial with this response but I felt like a colossal tit.
    Potential bit: Embarrassing encounters when meeting your heroes.

  • @wfcjosh
    @wfcjosh Pƙed 20 dny

    Why have I just looked at Flav and thought it was Ben Hamer

  • @bonusexitus2263
    @bonusexitus2263 Pƙed 19 dny

    The one problem with all the Sancho talk is that he actually hasn't been that good at Dortmund he has had like 2 maybe 3 good games