According to recent polls, the leading candidates for the next Tory PM (once Sunak succumbs to the inevitable sleaze/bullying/shagging scandal-i give him til Christmas, because I'm a generous sort of chap) are an interplanetary visitor with a bin for a face, and Larry the Cat. And I for one welcome our new overlords.
Binface - the jester in the court, the Joker in the pack, the novelty candidate to end them all .... but even in the midst of craziness there is serious good sense to be found, and Binface here proves it by voicing exactly what is wrong with our politicians these days: they crave power but do not understand how to use it.
Oh trust me, they understand how to use it. They know exactly what they will use power for. Did you not pay any attention to what was in the Kwarteng-Truss mini-budget? That's what they want. They failed miserably at getting any of it, but that's what they want.
Doesn't the job of Prime Minister come with a lifelong pension cumulative to that of other mandates, police protection, access to secret information and access to a high paid multinational counselling career afterwards ?
@@pepperroni6252 I didn't mean full access like when they are in power; In other countries, former leader still have access to confidential briefings. Which is why i asked, i don't know how much comparable it was in the UK.
A very important point made by Count Binface there one that sums up British politics. The PM walked into the highest elected office in the country with fewer votes than a joke candidate (though to be fair, the joke candidate is a more likeable, sensible and appealing candidate with a better understanding of the problems in the country than any actual current politician). And yet we still consider ourself a democracy. Perhaps if a party forms part of our Government then a change in their leadership should trigger an automatic general election. Choosing the PM or deputy PM should be a democratic process, not the benefits of a political subscription. Our last 4 PMs (May, Johnson, Truss and now Sunak) took office because of a minority of the public paid to do so.
Im sure that Count Binface, like all of us, is a regular citizen outside of his political persona. He understands our lives, he knows what we want. He wants to deliver what’s best for the nation, not the party. And I can respect that about him.
If he claimed he wanted to build a satellite cannon the people would probably support it because at least they know he'll follow through with his promise.
@@Peter_Turbo4 flawed democracy, the current first past the post voting system is the cause of all of this, a different voting method similar to those used in Europe like single transferable vote or ranked choice voting would be far more representative and would be far better for the British people. Alas the people are stupid and so voted against it in a referendum a few years back.
@@defectivepikachu4582 you got the "Bumshell" Boris Johnson as the lord binface calls him in the chair, and that lady that only lasted 40 days i would say you guys meme the elections as much as anyone else in this day and age
Come on, Mr Binface. High time you declared intergalactic war on the Tories and vaporized the evil smug bastards. I've already got my popcorn, my home-made bin-helmet, and my Jeff Wayne's soundtrack all lined up and ready to go.
Why cant my countries politics be this light hearted and fun. Like I know there is serious stuff going on over there too, but in comparison, man I wish this was the current state of politics here, at least I would have to worry about a possible civil war coming
I'm staggered Liz Truss, in her inauguration, didn't just say "oh my god! thank you all for chosing me as ya'll's PM BFF of England! Such an honor, I'm literally dying, best summer ever! Lmbao####"
quite frankly, had she had such audacity, I would personally have given her my undying, unconditional support. if this country's going to hell, and us with it, then the ride may as well be entertaining.
Our previous PM here in Australia, Mr Scott "Scomo" Morrison, had that sort of attitude the Count described Truss and Sunak of having. Like one of our best internet comedian/Warhammer 40k enthusiasts Jordan Shanks said, it was like the ultimate school captain badge; he just wanted it to show off and was happy for other people (or multibillion dollar corporations) to run the country for him.
He's a Tory. Not only is he _already_ bought from the first year at Eton to the illicit-but-made-legal cons that _got_ him his money, HE IS A TORY. All Tories care about is *hurting* people north of London and ignoring people west of it! The Irish, being to the northwest, receive both barrels of their serial killer attentions.
Me too. Because I was him. I made that name famous and then an abysmal American film producer claimed ownership of it and started trying to pass himself off as me. So I upgraded to my true (legally safe) form.
@@realcountbinface Apparently my advanced sarcasm wasn't transmitted properly over the internet. Can't blame you obviously, as you only see half of what's around you.
Europeans have a right to self determination and to be ruled by Europeans. Not Asians. Just as was demanded in India. Unless you think India needs diversity and lots and lots of Europeans to survive ^__^
Oh my god I've just realised that Count Binface has earned more votes than Liz Truss. Fucking hell.
The rightful ruler of Britain.
did you realise it just after he told you? what a coincidence!
And then you realise that truss has more votes than sunak. Double fucking hell
According to recent polls, the leading candidates for the next Tory PM (once Sunak succumbs to the inevitable sleaze/bullying/shagging scandal-i give him til Christmas, because I'm a generous sort of chap) are an interplanetary visitor with a bin for a face, and Larry the Cat.
And I for one welcome our new overlords.
@@_Sinduss ah shit
It'll be interesting seeing him being PM of the UK in the 21 century
Sunak is just another tory 🤡
well, the UK needs to arrive in the 21st century first!
@@endlichdrin count binface will take the UK to the 31st century
Excited for Binface's inevitable rule.
I'm hoping he goes into a coalition with Larry. That's the only way we'll see any real, positive change.
Binface - the jester in the court, the Joker in the pack, the novelty candidate to end them all .... but even in the midst of craziness there is serious good sense to be found, and Binface here proves it by voicing exactly what is wrong with our politicians these days: they crave power but do not understand how to use it.
Oh trust me, they understand how to use it. They know exactly what they will use power for. Did you not pay any attention to what was in the Kwarteng-Truss mini-budget? That's what they want. They failed miserably at getting any of it, but that's what they want.
a jester who speaks the truth but survives by disguising it as comedy
The court jester often held more power than the king due to his ability to sway the opinion of others with mockery.
The irony of politics is that the ideal person to lead a free country is a person that doesn't want to be in charge.
"I dunt wont it" -Jon Snow
"Those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it" - Albus Dumbledore
When the joke candidates are more serious than the actual candidates
I dont agree. I dont think Liz Truss was serious
“London, the Earth capital” 🤣 🤣💀
In fairness it is ranked as one of the 2 most globalised cities. That’s like the one good thing britain has going for it.
That's kind of sad though, there is more to Great Britain than London.
@@holliswilliams8426 thats true for most capital(or largest) cities/countries
@@duncandl910 I'd imagine there's more to Bangladesh than London, I agree.
Much prefer Liverpool as a city
Doesn't the job of Prime Minister come with a lifelong pension cumulative to that of other mandates, police protection, access to secret information and access to a high paid multinational counselling career afterwards ?
Secret information I might disagree with, only the secrets they knew about when they had clearance so no new information
@@pepperroni6252 I didn't mean full access like when they are in power; In other countries, former leader still have access to confidential briefings. Which is why i asked, i don't know how much comparable it was in the UK.
they get 150k a year
I'm not sure but it could be like the USA where past presidents are kept up to date with matters of national security.
A very important point made by Count Binface there one that sums up British politics. The PM walked into the highest elected office in the country with fewer votes than a joke candidate (though to be fair, the joke candidate is a more likeable, sensible and appealing candidate with a better understanding of the problems in the country than any actual current politician).
And yet we still consider ourself a democracy. Perhaps if a party forms part of our Government then a change in their leadership should trigger an automatic general election. Choosing the PM or deputy PM should be a democratic process, not the benefits of a political subscription. Our last 4 PMs (May, Johnson, Truss and now Sunak) took office because of a minority of the public paid to do so.
Count Binface has unironically become the best candidate
Finally a space overlord we can believe in.
I believed in Lord Buckethead too but he didn't win. That's the problem with democracy.
Im sure that Count Binface, like all of us, is a regular citizen outside of his political persona. He understands our lives, he knows what we want. He wants to deliver what’s best for the nation, not the party. And I can respect that about him.
If he claimed he wanted to build a satellite cannon the people would probably support it because at least they know he'll follow through with his promise.
And Liz Truss didn't bother to send Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone, when she had the authority to do so.
… _Dereliction of duty,_ I say!
Save us Count Binface, you are our only hope.
Hope? Don't talk to me about hope... 😂
92000 in london and at least 1 more from Manchester mate
I might be german, but he'd have my vote over here, too. #Binface4RulerOfEarth?
@@Shorogan London is only binface’s starting point. His end goal is world domination.
I for one welcome our disposal receptacle headed intergalactic overlord.
Imagine UK being a proper democracy with #ProportionalRepresentation
Democracy and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the British People
@@Peter_Turbo4 flawed democracy, the current first past the post voting system is the cause of all of this, a different voting method similar to those used in Europe like single transferable vote or ranked choice voting would be far more representative and would be far better for the British people.
Alas the people are stupid and so voted against it in a referendum a few years back.
@@Peter_Turbo4 the only reason biritsh democracy has sucked is because it was designed by the people in power.
Go on Count, you tell them. You Ave the mandate!
man if Trump got to be the US president because he was a meme
this guy, this guy have to become PM for sure
That would be difficult
no the people in the uk actually vote
@@defectivepikachu4582 you got the "Bumshell" Boris Johnson as the lord binface calls him in the chair, and that lady that only lasted 40 days
i would say you guys meme the elections as much as anyone else in this day and age
@@defectivepikachu4582 are you sure about that?
@@nerrler5574 yes
Loving your work, count! 😁👍
I voted for this guy for mayor of London. Shame he didn’t win.
This guy seems like he's joking but he's so legit
As a Londoner he has my mandate
Anybody remember lord buckethead? Good times.
Bit of a sore point.
He's funny!
Come on, Mr Binface. High time you declared intergalactic war on the Tories and vaporized the evil smug bastards. I've already got my popcorn, my home-made bin-helmet, and my Jeff Wayne's soundtrack all lined up and ready to go.
And i for one welcome our new bin overlord, makes alot of sense in this day
You beat me to it! :-) HAIL BINFACE
I'm convinced Count Binface is an alien destined to save our country
Why cant my countries politics be this light hearted and fun. Like I know there is serious stuff going on over there too, but in comparison, man I wish this was the current state of politics here, at least I would have to worry about a possible civil war coming
#Binface4PM
The only guy Darth Vader was afraid to challenge.
Lord Buckethead must be spinning in his grave 😂
I'm staggered Liz Truss, in her inauguration, didn't just say "oh my god! thank you all for chosing me as ya'll's PM BFF of England! Such an honor, I'm literally dying, best summer ever! Lmbao####"
quite frankly, had she had such audacity, I would personally have given her my undying, unconditional support.
if this country's going to hell, and us with it, then the ride may as well be entertaining.
The apostrophe goes before the a.
I'm voting for him
Here I was thinking 'attacks' as in attacks with lasers or death rays or something.
Always a pleasure
I'm voting for him.
Please move to Sweden I wanna vote for you!!
You can have Lord Buckethead
The best comedy is logic based
I'll be honest, I thought he was going to talk rubbish.
Our previous PM here in Australia, Mr Scott "Scomo" Morrison, had that sort of attitude the Count described Truss and Sunak of having. Like one of our best internet comedian/Warhammer 40k enthusiasts Jordan Shanks said, it was like the ultimate school captain badge; he just wanted it to show off and was happy for other people (or multibillion dollar corporations) to run the country for him.
😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bravo.
Has Count Binface taken over from Lord Buckethead or are they working together?
Please send one of your brothers to help us fight for the people of America. And frankly the rest of the world.
Liz Truss was president for just 45 days but what about life long pension she will be receiving for rest of her life??
Max Fosh might make it one day.
Sunak is so rich that he can never be bought? Feathering their own nests has always been the number 1 priority of every politician
He's a Tory.
Not only is he _already_ bought from the first year at Eton to the illicit-but-made-legal cons that _got_ him his money, HE IS A TORY.
All Tories care about is *hurting* people north of London and ignoring people west of it! The Irish, being to the northwest, receive both barrels of their serial killer attentions.
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You’ve got my vote Count Binface! Time for an honest PM who stands with the people 🗑️
the kid who had to be the center of attention in middle school
As a person who used to live next door to Alan "Howling Laud" Hope it's good to see satire MP's still up and about.
What a legend. MRL forever👍👍
When a candidate from outer space is better than one from your own planet
When politician become monsters it’s up to the citizens to raise a hero
Roast em all Binface!
Oh shit. Is that David Mitchell ?
Get him in
Brutal
Yea they do need telling.
I would vote count bin face over Liz Truss anyday
OK let's not bully Truss anymore, she'll end up topping herself from the self cringe
She's doing a Cameron and is off in somewhere sunny with her trotters up.
Job well done if she does , I’ll get my feet up n have a cuppa
I'd Vote for him.
A blue peter badge 😂
I'ed vote for him
I'm American, but if we were in the same country I'd vote for him in a heartbeat :P
👏👏🤣🤣
I don't know why, but for some reason Count Binface reminds me a bit of Lord Buckethead.
Me too. Because I was him. I made that name famous and then an abysmal American film producer claimed ownership of it and started trying to pass himself off as me. So I upgraded to my true (legally safe) form.
@@realcountbinface Apparently my advanced sarcasm wasn't transmitted properly over the internet. Can't blame you obviously, as you only see half of what's around you.
What happened to Lord Buckethead?
Count Binface and Mouser Intelligence 6 Agent Larry the Cat, we, um, they could take over the Earth on behalf of intergalactic monarchial democracy...
England is lost as long as it isn't a 100% English island.
Vote Binface to fix the Bin-fire!
COUNT FOR PM
Was there a little welsh accent in there?
Hang on its binface Welsh?
Current (at least until monday) Prime Minister... lmao.
Might sounds funny but it is true.
mr evrart is helping me find my gun :)
With all the rubbish British PMs lately, ‘PM count bin head’ has a good ring to it.
So tell me again why people like him can't hold office?....
People can self identify as a bin now?
Fan fu***ng tastik 🙌
"700m in the bank". no mate, he hasn't. go learn how modern finance works before you throw false statements around.
London is not the capital of the Earth, even if Londoners think London is the epicentre of the universe. Its a little blip place.
It's a joke, he plays a space overlord that landed in London and assumed it was the capital or the planet and he wants to lead it
London is more relevant than Washington DC
Why do we listen to this guy?
Europeans have a right to self determination and to be ruled by Europeans. Not Asians. Just as was demanded in India. Unless you think India needs diversity and lots and lots of Europeans to survive ^__^
You strange, strange racist.
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WTF, who is this person LOL