Do you pee sitting down?

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  • @BombzofJager
    @BombzofJager Před 8 měsíci +157

    Never seen these dudes before but this was some og key and peele sketch well done.

  • @digiguy4
    @digiguy4 Před 8 měsíci +55

    That last “wtf is wrong wit chu” was personal💀

  • @alloramomo
    @alloramomo  Před 8 měsíci +184

    No sit down pee-ers in my circle 😤 (unless you’re a girl or Muslim)

    • @pickledboaby
      @pickledboaby Před 8 měsíci +12

      Respect to the boiz standing strong while passing kidney stones🫡🫡🫡

    • @dukes1993724
      @dukes1993724 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Why do Muslims get a pass?

    • @derpysniper934
      @derpysniper934 Před 7 měsíci

      @@dukes1993724you have to pee sitting down in Islam it’s a rule

    • @slave2allah
      @slave2allah Před 7 měsíci

      @@dukes1993724Because the Prophet Muhammad ﷺ would urinate while sitting.
      Here is the source I found regarding this:
      Hadith
      "حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو بَكْرِ بْنُ أَبِي شَيْبَةَ، وَسُوَيْدُ بْنُ سَعِيدٍ، وَإِسْمَاعِيلُ بْنُ مُوسَى السُّدِّيُّ، قَالُوا حَدَّثَنَا شَرِيكٌ، عَنِ الْمِقْدَامِ بْنِ شُرَيْحِ بْنِ هَانِئٍ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، قَالَتْ مَنْ حَدَّثَكَ أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ ـ صلى الله عليه وسلم ـ بَالَ قَائِمًا فَلاَ تُصَدِّقْهُ أَنَا رَأَيْتُهُ يَبُولُ قَاعِدًا ‏.‏"
      It was narrated that 'Aishah said:
      "If anyone tells you that the Messenger of Allah urinated while standing, do not believe him, for I (always) saw him urinating while sitting down."
      Hasan (Darussalam)
      Sunan Ibn Majah, 307
      In-Book Reference: Book 1, Hadith 41
      English Reference: Vol. 1, Book 1, Hadith 307
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    • @maesmith2466
      @maesmith2466 Před 7 měsíci +13

      ​@@dukes1993724because it's Haram to stand up they have a certain thing they do

  • @bestniwamanya
    @bestniwamanya Před 8 měsíci +13

    That last word 😂😂shake it 😂dude 😂😂

  • @hdbeast9129
    @hdbeast9129 Před 8 měsíci +47

    I watched this right after peeing sitting down😭

  • @44Michellef
    @44Michellef Před 8 měsíci +4

    I thought you both were having a moment there, 😂brah! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jachai_Castaneda
    @Jachai_Castaneda Před 7 měsíci +8

    This channel is so underrated, honesty one of the funniest videos ive seen all day

  • @braylonbutler5952
    @braylonbutler5952 Před 8 měsíci +41

    ANOTHER BANGER

  • @bobschiebel3325
    @bobschiebel3325 Před 8 měsíci +65

    That's why I always take my pants all the way off when I sit.

    • @dragon67849
      @dragon67849 Před 8 měsíci

      You watched scrubs too huh?

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 Před 7 měsíci

      Way too much work

    • @dragon67849
      @dragon67849 Před 7 měsíci

      @@keifer7813 That's called stupid and lazy! try it before you deny it!

  • @ignotuscapillary8313
    @ignotuscapillary8313 Před 8 měsíci +7

    What kind of man takes his pants down to pee? I just pee directly into my pants, so I'm never caught off guard in a fight.

  • @PaGeez
    @PaGeez Před 8 měsíci +5

    This is underrated

  • @dacostajnrjhoo810
    @dacostajnrjhoo810 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Friend: Pee like a man
    Him: boom started peeing like a dog
    That's right😂

  • @mahlerbartok
    @mahlerbartok Před 8 měsíci +3

    I love this channel

  • @jacksonchristmas1637
    @jacksonchristmas1637 Před 8 měsíci +5

    At home you sit…. out in public? Never ever

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 Před 7 měsíci

      Who needs to pee in public anyway? I do it probably once or twice a year simply because I make sure I do it at home before I leave if I know I'll be out for a while

  • @hushmahmouth8857
    @hushmahmouth8857 Před 7 měsíci +9

    My husband and his six brothers were all taught to pee sitting down. Their mother worked full time so all the voys learned to cook, sew, and take care of each ither. 😊

  • @recodavis5099
    @recodavis5099 Před 8 měsíci +4

    The Islamic way!

  • @mustafagani1816
    @mustafagani1816 Před 7 měsíci +1

    You could take one leg out the shorts to escape in an emergency situation. Thats how people in the army did it.

  • @noneya3969
    @noneya3969 Před 8 měsíci +20

    It’s Sunnah to sit while you pee. And modern research by urologists shows it’s healthier for men to sit when they pee, as it allows them to empty their bladder faster and more effectively, especially for men as they get older and develop prostate issues. Alhamdellah for Islam, advising since 1400 years ago what modern science has only discovered today ☝🏻🕋

  • @GiantSquid2319
    @GiantSquid2319 Před 8 měsíci +2

    You have no rights tell this man how to pee, This is AMERICA, EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT

  • @SemiCultured
    @SemiCultured Před 8 měsíci

    Underrated

  • @nickchonkers3483
    @nickchonkers3483 Před 4 měsíci

    I wanna see key and peele do this

  • @por22ito
    @por22ito Před 7 měsíci

    I can name a million reasons why you should pee sitting down

  • @animeflex5297
    @animeflex5297 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Even though I am a man, peeing while standing is not easy with practice. In my opinion, this may be a subjective opinion. And always every exception until the end my of life I pee sitting down like women. Not all billions of men may have to pee standing up.

  • @manifestdemocracy3604
    @manifestdemocracy3604 Před 8 měsíci

    That's enough yt for today

  • @_Undaunted_
    @_Undaunted_ Před 4 měsíci

    what if your shitting 💀

  • @cube-dev1705
    @cube-dev1705 Před 4 měsíci +1

    but im a muslim…

  • @PenguinCuber2013
    @PenguinCuber2013 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Me and im a muslim

    • @animeflex5297
      @animeflex5297 Před 5 měsíci

      In the hadith, men had to urinate while sitting down due to the torment in the grave. In other words, just because we are men, we do not have to feel the need to pee standing up or be inclined to pee standing up. There is no such thing as a woman-specific situation of casually opening her hips, pulling off her underwear, bending over and urinating while squatting. Both genders can urinate while squatting. It has nothing to do with masculinity or femininity. In fact, young men do not pee standing up as often as women.

  • @dizzytheday5586
    @dizzytheday5586 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I'd run. This the same energy as someone who pours the milk in the bowl, then the cereal.

  • @kingofdreams8669
    @kingofdreams8669 Před 8 měsíci

    Shake it

  • @3lmi__319
    @3lmi__319 Před 4 měsíci

    You can only wash your shit sitting down

  • @eazybr6xzz
    @eazybr6xzz Před 8 měsíci +1

    It was shocking seeing a Indian guy use the n word 😂😂😂