UV light shows the unseen splashes created by standing urination

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  • čas přidán 11. 07. 2019
  • 7 in 10 men stand when they pee instead of sitting down. Using UV light and fluorescent liquid, researchers at QS Supplies tested dozens of standing urination angles to reveal the splashback each one creates. Every time a man stands to pee, thousands of tiny unseen droplets fly onto the toilet rim, the underside of the lid and, in many cases, onto nearby walls and surfaces. The most common surface men aim at to minimise splashback is the rear wall of the toilet bowl, but in our tests, this technique actually created more misting and splashes than any other surface.
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  • @infctdppt
    @infctdppt Před 4 lety +1727

    Now flush the toilet with the lid open to see the horror of micro splashes

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 Před 4 lety +147

      When I first found out about that is when I stopped keeping my toothbrush in bathrooms.

    • @x_nsanity_x
      @x_nsanity_x Před 4 lety +28

      Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts. Does it really matter all that much in the end, sit or stand, when after you flush it, it's all going to spray everywhere anyways?

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 Před 4 lety +19

      @@x_nsanity_x well, one would most likely still not want the splash back from when you pee in the toilet because those appear bigger than the bacteria mist from the flush, and will make the seat sticky and will be visible to guests.

    • @x_nsanity_x
      @x_nsanity_x Před 4 lety +7

      ​@@Mozes316
      Heh, yeah of course it would be better to not have any at all, I agree there. But I didn't see them demonstrate what happens when flushing so I don't have any way to tell which would be worse. And when someone flushes with the seat down, that splash is still going to get on the bottom of the seat and the lid. I think with how small the drops are though, it's still hard to see either.
      But yeah, in a perfect world, it would be better to have none of that if at all possible. I bet videos like this got some companies thinking about splash guard products, heh.

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 Před 4 lety +18

      @@x_nsanity_x or just a whole better system, period. It has seemed like since the whole idea of the basic model toilet, that no one has thought about reinventing and making it more sanitary way to go about it all. Could be a money maker. lol

  • @smokinstan305
    @smokinstan305 Před 4 lety +2908

    This is why I pee on the walls so that it would splash back into the toilet

  • @cozzoli39
    @cozzoli39 Před 3 lety +340

    They're not even taking the after jiggle into account. There's probably piss on my ceiling

    • @taylorgangswishgang7412
      @taylorgangswishgang7412 Před 3 lety +4

      😆

    • @mrkroeger
      @mrkroeger Před 3 lety +60

      But remember if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it

    • @eliefrost6787
      @eliefrost6787 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ParisTourist you are bloody brilliant

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 Před 3 lety +4

      I died, also how hard are you shaking your fricking sausage bro. If it gets on your ceiling your just strangling your wiener

    • @cozzoli39
      @cozzoli39 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pepsiman4282 I'm thorough

  • @markbeedy6041
    @markbeedy6041 Před 3 lety +35

    If one is wearing shorts or naked, one can feel the splash-back hitting ones legs. Urine splashes go many places outside of the toilet.

    • @MrSnazzy682
      @MrSnazzy682 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Yeah, I felt that today. Maybe I will sit down and pee from now on

    • @AC........
      @AC........ Před 3 měsíci +1

      🤢

    • @wdpk837
      @wdpk837 Před 3 měsíci

      @@MrSnazzy682then you have the problem of sitting on a urine-specked toilet seat. I take a shower after shitting for this reason

  • @J215J
    @J215J Před 4 lety +1402

    Why am I watching someone piss with a blacklight at 3:49am.

    • @clashwithleyton9623
      @clashwithleyton9623 Před 4 lety +14

      I'm watching at 3:01am

    • @atillaataarkun4199
      @atillaataarkun4199 Před 4 lety +6

      Jai-M dude I am watching this at 3.45 am right now. What a coincidence 😂

    • @J215J
      @J215J Před 4 lety

      @@atillaataarkun4199 nice.

    • @Night-mq8hn
      @Night-mq8hn Před 4 lety +4

      You are not alone. I'm here at 4:34am.

    • @sephvernon5786
      @sephvernon5786 Před 4 lety +4

      So weird it's 3:44 am for me. What the hell.

  • @CptRetro
    @CptRetro Před 4 lety +371

    I am so glad someone researched this.

    • @willm4
      @willm4 Před 4 lety +2

      Then your weird...

    • @envalence450
      @envalence450 Před 3 lety +2

      Al Gore *my weird*

    • @claudialandgraf4450
      @claudialandgraf4450 Před 3 lety +4

      They giving us evidence for the ignorant.

    • @todd5687
      @todd5687 Před 2 lety +2

      @@willm4 so u came in hopes of what some dong?

    • @uricoflushablepaperfunnels7092
      @uricoflushablepaperfunnels7092 Před 2 lety

      ​ @toddsicle This is a well worth research on daily problems for many, that needs a solution. Please look at my video "Pee cleanly in a commode, standing" for a simple and affordable solution.

  • @leylinjan4186
    @leylinjan4186 Před 2 lety +86

    You should have shown the toothbrushes, which most people sadly leave on the bathroom sink, and how they get more and more affected as the week goes on...

    • @Raven-xe8mp
      @Raven-xe8mp Před rokem +4

      WHAT

    • @jeffys_
      @jeffys_ Před rokem

      if you use it everyday as you should, I don't see how it would become more affected as the week goes on

    • @theschnozzola8994
      @theschnozzola8994 Před 11 měsíci

      I keep leaving mine in the toilet

    • @bartomiejnozka8992
      @bartomiejnozka8992 Před 11 měsíci

      @CloakedRhombus Totally right, that's why when my hand is covered in p...s (yt don't like words now a days...) I only need to wash it with water for 2-3 seconds then put it in my mouth for 30s then wash it again for 2-4s. After that I am OK because I've trained my organism to kill anything that enters my mouth so coliforms have no chance to kill me.
      Joke ofc. if anybody would doubt that....

    • @immanisaur
      @immanisaur Před 2 měsíci +1

      I always feel weird seeing an uncovered toothbrush in a cup in media. I’ve always used a case/cover

  • @ja.-3139
    @ja.-3139 Před rokem +49

    This is going to back me up so well! I try to tell my guests to sit when they pee. The benefits are huge... no smell, no sticky floors and walls, cleanerrrrrrrr.
    Thanks for sharing! I loved it!

    • @ginnundso
      @ginnundso Před rokem +12

      Me too here. I like my home and especially the sanitary places very clean. I'll now start asking for my guests to sit the fuck down and if they decline, I'll show them this.

    • @e_i_e_i_bro
      @e_i_e_i_bro Před rokem +12

      I'm making a sign to put by the toilet "if you p*** like an animal, do it outside"

    • @margareth1504
      @margareth1504 Před rokem

      @@e_i_e_i_bro thats a 😂 from me. But, outside, some person wee d in and across my garden box of radishes growing, and they all drooped badly and died in the line where they pee d! 😢 No doubt we ate none of that, but it was very upsetting. The person protested that pee was good for plants he said, but obviously not so.

    • @oGrasshoppero
      @oGrasshoppero Před 7 měsíci

      Pee isn't sticky unless you had some fun beforehand...

    • @louisroth5941
      @louisroth5941 Před 5 měsíci +3

      You shouldn’t be telling them how to do their personal business and if your bathroom must stay clean then I’m sorry you cannot have guests inside your house.

  • @Tsmithleather
    @Tsmithleather Před 4 lety +939

    This is why I go out the windows. Much cleaner

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ Před 4 lety +54

      Thomas Surratt
      I did this one time. The drivers around me weren't happy

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ Před 4 lety +40

      @Phallusy They were pretty quiet about it until I dropped a monster loaf out the window

    • @Svelys
      @Svelys Před 3 lety +7

      @@DavidKFZ lmaoo

    • @caolangadd9734
      @caolangadd9734 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah! Science bitch! xD

    • @brettdillon9554
      @brettdillon9554 Před 3 lety +3

      Ha! For real though! I usually just take a whiz outdoors.

  • @dobrovik
    @dobrovik Před 4 lety +1454

    this is why i always just go in the sink

    • @supamaorifella195
      @supamaorifella195 Před 4 lety +158

      I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink when I was 10.. But I wasn't punished because everyone was wondering why my Uncle was peeping through the window? He was a priest.

    • @RahulBaskaran
      @RahulBaskaran Před 4 lety +7

      Lol

    • @Scribbby
      @Scribbby Před 4 lety +87

      Pissing in the sink is so much easier. I do it too
      - It's far easier to clean as there's less splash-back to deal with.
      -You're helping out the environment by using up less water from not flushing.
      -Easier to clean oneself as the tap is just there.
      -At night you can be at ease knowing you're not making as much noise as you would from pissing in the bowl.

    • @michaelc7014
      @michaelc7014 Před 4 lety +25

      Kitchen sink"

    • @redskins1523
      @redskins1523 Před 4 lety +61

      I was at work pissing in the sink & forgot to lock the door.. A customer opened the door & let's just say It's not one of my proudest moments in life

  • @haseeb3052
    @haseeb3052 Před 3 lety +9

    I used to pee standing up until I found out that a wise man 1400 years ago mentioned its better to pee sitting down. All that also goes on your clothes.

    • @loque69
      @loque69 Před měsícem +1

      Peace be upon him

  • @BillyTheKid380
    @BillyTheKid380 Před 10 měsíci +11

    This is great thank you. Now I can prove to my stand up pee friends they are DISGUSTING

    • @YellenKeller
      @YellenKeller Před 25 dny

      Tell your friends to piss outside, and life is made to spread germs so immune systems are fully ready for intruders. Do you ever wonder how many people do not wash their hands and after using a public restroom then touch the door handle and touch every other handle you touch you live around germs doesn't matter

  • @MatteoCroceteknoraver
    @MatteoCroceteknoraver Před 4 lety +496

    Well, this was known.
    When you pee standing and wearing shorts, sometimes you can feel the splashes on your legs.
    Sad but true.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 Před 3 lety +14

      man I think there is something wrong with your stream or toilet, or your brain, you shouldn't feel it on your legs

    • @MisterFly24
      @MisterFly24 Před 3 lety +54

      I don't understand why they don't make toilets with green dot's to aim for less splash, or make another design.
      Educate people buy giving a hint

    • @Roger__Wilco
      @Roger__Wilco Před 3 lety +11

      @@MisterFly24 Dude just go by sound. When you piss close enough to the water to hear the stream touching it but not actually going into it making a loud noise that's the optimum point.

    • @bigsmall2842
      @bigsmall2842 Před 2 lety +11

      That’s the problem with public restroom nowadays. Logically, sitting down on a toilet seat would be cleaner, however that only applies if nobody else stands, which will never be the case. There will always be a Neanderthal splashing their shit everywhere so you have to stand as well.

    • @ElevatorWasher5000
      @ElevatorWasher5000 Před 2 lety

      That’s happened to me.

  • @MikeTrieu
    @MikeTrieu Před 4 lety +241

    In case you all didn't realize this, that stream of liquid isn't actually urine. It's just water with UV-reactive dye in it. I used to use that stuff to detect leaks in pipes and the shade of orange in visible light is unmistakable.

    • @jezzikagiesa1379
      @jezzikagiesa1379 Před 3 lety +15

      It's still sexier to think of it as pee though. Lol!

    • @ROKillUminati47
      @ROKillUminati47 Před 3 lety +15

      What do you expect from guys that think "peeing while sitting down it's emasculating" ? 🙃

    • @s-kee2928
      @s-kee2928 Před 2 lety +1

      Nope, It's a UV light

    • @JohnnyPaisan
      @JohnnyPaisan Před 2 lety +10

      @@ROKillUminati47 I don't think peeing sitting down is emaculating. I think being told to pee sitting down is. If you clean your own bathroom, pee however you want.

    • @awaismushtaq5975
      @awaismushtaq5975 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks for making us all feel less gross 😄

  • @PlumbNutz
    @PlumbNutz Před rokem +14

    I'm a plumber and sometimes I'm on my hands and knees in front of a toilet so I know all about this 😦

  • @margareth1504
    @margareth1504 Před rokem +22

    Saw a video or article somewhere recently which I recall saying, - that prostrate health was better for those men who sit to pee, and that standing to pee didnt allow for the bladder to completely empty, while the sitting position was a position the bladder could empty more completely etc. Check that one out.

    • @oosha2000
      @oosha2000 Před rokem +2

      I have already checked it out, thanks for informing

  • @gstats101
    @gstats101 Před 4 lety +601

    So you’re basically saying that the toilet bowl design is inadequate?

    • @user-qy2gq3vg2i
      @user-qy2gq3vg2i Před 4 lety +11

      No they are testing to see how much splash back there is .

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael Před 4 lety +39

      @@user-qy2gq3vg2i
      Instead of being a butterfly, you should start getting a sense of humor.

    • @user-qy2gq3vg2i
      @user-qy2gq3vg2i Před 4 lety +11

      @@Rumpael I actually understand I thought this would be a great wooosh . so fack off . yes I said fack .

    • @oscarv3315
      @oscarv3315 Před 4 lety +8

      @@user-qy2gq3vg2i no fuck you

    • @user-qy2gq3vg2i
      @user-qy2gq3vg2i Před 4 lety +2

      @@oscarv3315 boop

  • @auntjenifer7774
    @auntjenifer7774 Před 4 lety +112

    That super overdramatic music is making me laugh so hard some pee just might splash.

    • @parsifal40002
      @parsifal40002 Před 3 lety

      You'd think peeing is a climatic moment at the end of a movie!!

  • @tykaji9415
    @tykaji9415 Před 3 lety +98

    My whole life has changed after seeing this video. I always aim for the back to reduce splashes, but now it turns out I've only been maximizing it😬

    • @strawberryme08
      @strawberryme08 Před rokem +1

      And your mom has had to scrub it your whole life! It crystallizes and gets stuck in hinges too 🤮

    • @mr.technicalisolate9188
      @mr.technicalisolate9188 Před 10 měsíci

      💀

    • @petarpanonski
      @petarpanonski Před 4 měsíci

      Professionals "of the 2 %" even start the flow of the toilet flush water so it diminishes the spraying even more. Skills bro! You can now get the my "How to piss (while standing) dropplessly" course for 29.99$.

    • @joebidenissus1975
      @joebidenissus1975 Před 4 měsíci +1

      This should've been obvious. You can literally hear your pee splashing when it hits the wall. That's why I pee as parallel to the side (of the bowl) as possible.

  • @vadimazarov6604
    @vadimazarov6604 Před 2 lety +5

    Very helpful! thanks for all the tests!

  • @jonruby1755
    @jonruby1755 Před 4 lety +618

    How long is this guy gonna pee.. jesus what a bladder lol

    • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
      @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 Před 4 lety +5

      Jon Ruby it’s Peter North

    • @Fire_soul1796
      @Fire_soul1796 Před 4 lety

      I was thinking the same thing!!!! LOL!!!!

    • @katrina8152
      @katrina8152 Před 4 lety +16

      Don't take the name of Jesus in these places

    • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
      @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 Před 4 lety +5

      katrina r the name of Jesus means nothing really. If it DID, then rather than people saying “he’s gonna return the wicked know their time is short.” He woulda been ‘back’ already!

    • @YaBoi-cx8yu
      @YaBoi-cx8yu Před 4 lety +13

      We don’t discuss about how long he held it in

  • @Mhats
    @Mhats Před 4 lety +483

    plot twist: these were all women

    • @FM19MONTH
      @FM19MONTH Před 4 lety +26

      I am a woman and sitting here alone and burst out loud laughing -- great comment!

    • @jeremiahpinkston3419
      @jeremiahpinkston3419 Před 3 lety +18

      I looked at you profile pic and thought there was a peice of hair on my screen

    • @syosspalm8505
      @syosspalm8505 Před 3 lety

      Good one 🤣

    • @AG-no8qo
      @AG-no8qo Před 3 lety +2

      Plot twist: there are no effects and the man is in cernobyl

    • @Natalie-ej6wb
      @Natalie-ej6wb Před 3 lety

      @@jeremiahpinkston3419 SAME

  • @irrwahn35
    @irrwahn35 Před 11 měsíci +4

    When my dad visited me at my house I had to tell him to not use the toilet standing. Only found out because he didn’t close the lid, just as he does in his own house. He agreed and halfheartedly apologised, trying to tell me that he thought it was hygienic.
    After two weeks I recognised my bathroom sink smelling funny when I rinsed my mouth after cleaning my teeth.
    I will not invite him again ever.
    Not sure why some people even make an effort to discuss this. If you have "friends" or family like that you surely don’t need any kind of enemies 😂
    Giving you all this piece of anecdata so the ladies can think about how much sense it makes to argue about that with a man.

  • @mrneverdie8474
    @mrneverdie8474 Před 2 lety +19

    This deserves an award is all I have to say

  • @povang
    @povang Před 4 lety +356

    I actually sit to piss when im at home, but never would i do it in a public restroom.

    • @Seedonator
      @Seedonator Před 4 lety +15

      Same

    • @lokiofasgard7780
      @lokiofasgard7780 Před 4 lety +33

      Seedonator I only sit and piss if I’m not just gonna piss

    • @bignick9462
      @bignick9462 Před 4 lety +51

      fucking beta male

    • @ashercanmakeapun4554
      @ashercanmakeapun4554 Před 4 lety +147

      big nick fucking degenerate. Who tf attachs self worth and masculinity to peeing?

    • @numedeutilizator0043
      @numedeutilizator0043 Před 4 lety +17

      @@ashercanmakeapun4554 i pee standing up, but that guy dosen't have any cofidence

  • @TomatoWithARifle
    @TomatoWithARifle Před 4 lety +361

    i cant ever let my gf see this video

    • @blucow6677
      @blucow6677 Před 4 lety +22

      @@nikkisovain9429 I would refuse to pee sitting down, unless its 3am and I'm half asleep lol

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully Před 4 lety +3

      @@nikkisovain9429 Just tell him the optimal method. Why would he effeminate himself and make himself less attractive in your eyes by sitting down? Lose lose situation.

    • @nikkisovain9429
      @nikkisovain9429 Před 4 lety +8

      @@PuerRidcully Do you honestly believe I wanted him to have a seat like he has a vagina 😂 it was a joke. The way he responded tho was hilarious.

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully Před 4 lety +3

      @@nikkisovain9429 In this day and age, you never know, lol.

    • @nikkisovain9429
      @nikkisovain9429 Před 4 lety +4

      @@PuerRidcully unfortunately that's true

  • @changeamlas7674
    @changeamlas7674 Před 3 lety +10

    This is why I pee while sitting, peeing while standing seems unhygienic and messy.

    • @code5829
      @code5829 Před 2 lety

      Then you don’t get it all out🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @spicymeatballs2thespicening

    I love the pee splatter animations and aesthetic, they really had to go the extra step lol

  • @abulaithaw
    @abulaithaw Před 4 lety +260

    I’d like to see the same test done on stand up urinals and the amount that splashed on clothing.

    • @jamaicannavalspurge
      @jamaicannavalspurge Před 4 lety +15

      Me too. That's why I stopped using urinals.

    • @dantheman1337
      @dantheman1337 Před 4 lety +48

      Sometimes you can feel the damn splashes on your hands so its no joke

    • @OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations
      @OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations Před 4 lety +10

      @@dantheman1337 I hate that.

    • @oggy_8688
      @oggy_8688 Před 4 lety +6

      @@dantheman1337 u western ppl have discovered urinals n western toilets otherwise our Indian toilet is best, both for pooping n peeing, Indian style toilet is best position for pooping and it is scientifically proven.

    • @Moules-frites
      @Moules-frites Před 3 lety +4

      @@dantheman1337 oh come on it's ok you can wipe your hands on your clothes

  • @mmmata
    @mmmata Před 4 lety +129

    if they do a diarrhea one they dont need to turn the lights out

  • @Lunamere
    @Lunamere Před 2 lety +2

    I feel horrible now. I'm practicing sitting down.

  • @nowshipping
    @nowshipping Před 2 lety +26

    I actually searched for this video to confirm if my technique was good. I am proud to say I am part of the 2% aiming for the front of the bowl. I had noticed how more expensive Japanese toilets have a different shape at the front and assumed that was to reduce splashing. Give me a cookie.

  • @hanzelnuts8446
    @hanzelnuts8446 Před 4 lety +118

    I'm a guy and I pee sitting down when at home. I know that's not MANLY for some of you, but consider this. Do you clean your own bathroom or you make your mom or your wife clean it? I clean my own bathroom and it isn't fun having to wipe down all the piss, I mean urine, that are all over the toilet and floor once you're done. Pee while sitting down doesn't make you less manly, it just make you smart, or better yet, considerate for others than yourself.

    • @eliza7ioana
      @eliza7ioana Před rokem +12

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @Ninetieschannel
      @Ninetieschannel Před 11 měsíci

      The way u pee has nothing to do with being manly or not. It makes you SMART

    • @MrSnazzy682
      @MrSnazzy682 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I will try that

    • @hazelsulmn123
      @hazelsulmn123 Před 7 měsíci

      I actually acquired a uti infection from This nigga pissing while standing. 😤😤😤

    • @TeresatheTruthSeeker
      @TeresatheTruthSeeker Před 7 měsíci +7

      You are more manly then you know and I applaud men like you for your mature outlook on the topic!!

  • @mooyo8951
    @mooyo8951 Před 4 lety +126

    Guess I'll just stop peeing then

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime Před 3 lety +15

      much better than sitting down

    • @mooyo8951
      @mooyo8951 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Tubeytime if a man sits down to pee they automatically grow a vagina

    • @faizdz5472
      @faizdz5472 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mooyo8951 tf?

    • @vasudev9332
      @vasudev9332 Před 3 lety +10

      @@mooyo8951 you can't be serious 😂😂😂

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 Před 3 lety +6

      S I T

  • @raandyythedog5112
    @raandyythedog5112 Před 3 lety +12

    I’ve never been more grateful to be a woman

    • @user-qe7bu2hg9p
      @user-qe7bu2hg9p Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah, because a direct hit is so much better than an indirect hit

    • @cockaroach1458
      @cockaroach1458 Před 11 měsíci

      Woman’s bathrooms are even worse lady. You have the same as men but even more such as bloody tampons.

  • @firefly44220
    @firefly44220 Před 2 lety +7

    I sit at home and stand everywhere else. My wife cleans the toilets and I’ve cleaned toilets before so I know how it is and pissing all over the place is disrespectful to her. I hate going into a public stall and there’s piss all over everything.

    • @dshe8637
      @dshe8637 Před rokem

      Is there a reason why only your wife cleans the toilets? Odd.

  • @Francosteiner
    @Francosteiner Před 4 lety +429

    WHO THE PHUCK STANDS ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN PEEING!?!?!?!

  • @ImVincent
    @ImVincent Před 4 lety +104

    Oh, so this is why my grandpa pees in bottles.

  • @wheelzwheela
    @wheelzwheela Před 3 lety +2

    100% of viewers just watched this guy take a wizz.

  • @NovaVesperia
    @NovaVesperia Před 3 lety +3

    It's even worse when you have males who think NOT lifting the seat is better, and that wiping down the seat after takes care of any splashes. That's even worse because you get even MORE splash back up under the seat! Then when us ladies go to wipe and brush the back of our hand on the seat, guess what, back of the hand gets wet from whatever is under the seat. It's disgusting.

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 Před 2 lety +1

      That's brilliant. Now I'm going to pee with the seat down in a public unisex toilet to annoy girls 🤙

    • @lifespeaks2you256
      @lifespeaks2you256 Před 2 lety

      My wife even wants my pee on her face. So she does not care about mini pee splashes. My wife knows her place .😂😂👌

  • @seanpeters3690
    @seanpeters3690 Před 4 lety +20

    I'm a dude that always pees sitting down in a regular toilet, but I use a urinal when they are available.

    • @JamesSmith-je3we
      @JamesSmith-je3we Před rokem

      I wouldn't admit to that.

    • @94champs
      @94champs Před 10 měsíci

      @@JamesSmith-je3we Why? Peeing standing up is disgusting an unsanitary. Did you watch the video? You think peeing standing up makes you more "manly" or something?

  • @friartalk6060
    @friartalk6060 Před 4 lety +40

    And thus my territory is established.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 Před 3 lety +1

      see dogs knew this that's why they pee, they know licking or anything else won't cover enough ground quick enough so they just pee

  • @predator4151
    @predator4151 Před 3 lety

    Great test. Thanks my friend

  • @JennySimon206
    @JennySimon206 Před rokem

    Thanks for this!

  • @Louk_00
    @Louk_00 Před 4 lety +32

    I don’t know what’s worse
    It was on my recommend
    Or that I clicked on it
    What has humanity come to

    • @Svelys
      @Svelys Před 3 lety

      @Danny its a Joke buddy

    • @fyohegh6018
      @fyohegh6018 Před 3 lety

      Danny also he's peeing from a mile away of course he'll splash this is some bull shit and you are a fucking moron for believing it

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 Před 3 lety +1

      nooo, humans have done far worse, there isn't anything sad about this, this is serious science

    • @mrneverdie8474
      @mrneverdie8474 Před 2 lety

      28 percent of men jerk off while taking a standing shit.

  • @Sean35267
    @Sean35267 Před 4 lety +157

    How tall is this guy?

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 Před 3 lety +13

      Important question, the drop height might affect the splash height, if you are over 6 foot you should be forced to sit by law.

    • @BlackHawkPSU
      @BlackHawkPSU Před 3 lety +4

      LOL! That's what many are wondering!

    • @istriver.
      @istriver. Před 3 lety

      Pine tree

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 Před 3 lety +3

      imagine some dude that’s like 7 foot peeing standing up, at that point you have a homemade smoke bomb

    • @code5829
      @code5829 Před 2 lety

      Wow wow wow. Bigotry much. It’s 2021, women can have penises too.

  • @gogulkumar3524
    @gogulkumar3524 Před 3 lety

    This is quite a good pee documentation,and the soundtrack add this document an oscar worthy stuff lol😂😃..
    Good job man...

  • @The_D0C70R
    @The_D0C70R Před 3 lety +15

    Only 69% of men stand while peeing? That's pretty shocking

    • @vidyutdevam9204
      @vidyutdevam9204 Před 2 lety

      I am also shocked to see that 31 percentage of men don’t stand while peeing. How else do they pee??

    • @Markshroom24
      @Markshroom24 Před 2 lety +8

      @@vidyutdevam9204 they sit down

    • @yahyaahmed8145
      @yahyaahmed8145 Před 2 lety +6

      I sit down always..it's a childhood habit

  • @vikaodd
    @vikaodd Před 4 lety +19

    Why is nobody talking about how this guy just completely peed outside of the toilet 3:10

  • @TheBigBadGRIM
    @TheBigBadGRIM Před 4 lety +86

    I see what the problem is. The guy is clearly peeing from the doorway. Also, even an idiot can see the splashing when you shoot directly into the water. Make it slide from the side of the bowl as best you can, not perpendicular shooting. Duh..

    • @BearBoyBebenth
      @BearBoyBebenth Před 3 lety

      I do that instead of shoting it on the water

    • @code5829
      @code5829 Před 2 lety +2

      Exactly. Terrible aiming.

    • @Eimadanature
      @Eimadanature Před 2 lety

      @@slrtgaln4065 bro that comment was 2 years ago lmfaooooooo

  • @jessekandres9047
    @jessekandres9047 Před 2 lety +8

    I will absolutely install a black light like this that activates when standing Infront of the toilet. Genius!

  • @vurtni
    @vurtni Před 3 lety +5

    Best to drop tissue in bowl before going and aim for that, try it. You’re welcome 👍🏼

  • @marcuscasagrande7596
    @marcuscasagrande7596 Před 4 lety +35

    Butters was right: REVERSE COWGIRL!

  • @ThatOneScienceGuy
    @ThatOneScienceGuy Před 4 lety +65

    I'm 6'5" so yeah I concluded long ago it was unwise to piss standing up because I noticed the mist cloud it produced and I was like "nope."

    • @gabrielaw.7975
      @gabrielaw.7975 Před 4 lety +53

      @@codysimpson911 Always funny seeing guys with such a fragile masculinity that if they ever pee sitting down they immediately become gay

    • @codysimpson911
      @codysimpson911 Před 4 lety +4

      @@gabrielaw.7975 yep imagine going to prison straight and leaving gay. It's good to stay away from certain places and or ideas.

    • @casrifay
      @casrifay Před 4 lety +42

      Gabriela W. True, if one thinks you turn up gay just because you sit to pee, it just shows how unsure they are about their own sexuality

    • @casrifay
      @casrifay Před 4 lety +30

      Cody Simpson poor excuse. If you think your sexuality might change just because of certain ideas or places it just shows you might not be so confident about yours

    • @ThatOneScienceGuy
      @ThatOneScienceGuy Před 4 lety +13

      Gabriela W. Cody is just jealous of my height.

  • @MaiChaMH
    @MaiChaMH Před 2 lety +14

    It's like painting stars in the violet-blue night sky! So we're making art all the time! It's so beautiful!

  • @Z9.p
    @Z9.p Před 5 měsíci +8

    As a Muslim I am told since childhood to sit while peeing and to wash the genital area after because this is the teachings of our Prophet Muhammad (Peace.Be.Upon.Him) i always wondered where was the splashes now I see it. Thanks to Allah I am Muslim and it’s now a habit I cannot pee while standing and cannot use the toilet if there is no water to wash. I will be glad if you study the importance of washing the part after peeing. Thank you for the info 😊

    • @AbdalkaderAlkhatib
      @AbdalkaderAlkhatib Před 22 dny +2

      It's allowed in Islam for men to urinate standing up as long as you take care of hygiene (Tahara).

    • @Sphere-zw6ez
      @Sphere-zw6ez Před 2 dny

      Life is too short to sit down to pee

  • @badenoir310
    @badenoir310 Před 4 lety +16

    took me far too long to realise someone wasn't actually making repeated UV wee's.

  • @Suprnova84
    @Suprnova84 Před 4 lety +30

    I started sitting because my two young cats would jump onto the toilet bowl while im midstream! Evertime I go pee they have to follow and get into the action.. I could just close the door but they beat it down... lol 🐈🚽

  • @Victiolin
    @Victiolin Před 2 lety

    Thank you for this

  • @jessestout9576
    @jessestout9576 Před 3 lety +3

    I live in the country. I usually just piss off my deck. nothing like pissing in the morning with the birds chirping , a cool breezed down your neck and breathing fresh air.

  • @livelarge333
    @livelarge333 Před 4 lety +36

    Heres what we learned:... There is piss everywhere!

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 Před 3 lety

      Imagine a dude making a mistake while peeing, turn on the black light and see the mess

  • @hotmandead1
    @hotmandead1 Před 4 lety +17

    I give it a standing ovation

  • @rachealpar
    @rachealpar Před 3 lety +1

    Why did I even search this?

  • @Monkey832
    @Monkey832 Před 2 lety +4

    I aim directly in the water for this reason, at urinals especially. If I don’t, I can see and feel it splatter all over.

  • @trirycheman
    @trirycheman Před 4 lety +53

    My big takeaway from this video? Pee is UV reactive!! I'm now totally rethinking my entire bathroom lighting scheme!

    • @pepo_pipi
      @pepo_pipi Před 3 lety

      Fuck why I didn't think about it? Lol it had two benefits first it's cool to see lightning pee in night also it's very useful to see if any pee exist before sitting

    • @inkwell9651
      @inkwell9651 Před 3 lety +10

      It's not pee. 35 seconds in they say a fluorescent fluid was used instead of urine .

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 Před 2 lety +5

      @@inkwell9651 Doubtless for hygiene reasons - nevertheless, urine _does_ fluoresce under UV light and can be detected in this manner. If you suspect you have mice UV light can detect the urine trails they leave along their pathways and can help find nesting areas. UV light can also show if your hotle/motel room is as clean as it ought to be. Though perhapsyou wouldn't want to look too closely at some of the budget end places, sometime what you discover with black light can be quite off-putting

  • @Amazonuser1717
    @Amazonuser1717 Před 4 lety +8

    Let’s just respect this man and how much he peed for this video

  • @E2MALOO
    @E2MALOO Před 3 lety +2

    I gotta say he pretty good at aiming

  • @carlmallinson416
    @carlmallinson416 Před 4 lety +1

    What camera did you use for this video?

  • @DeiRockstar
    @DeiRockstar Před 4 lety +6

    I literally almost fell asleep with that music playing lol. I literally dropped my phone and everything.

  • @bettesfragrancereviews1994

    Well, that was enlightening.

  • @Thatdude_Nik
    @Thatdude_Nik Před 3 lety +2

    That's enough internet for one day

  • @C_4-5
    @C_4-5 Před 2 lety +5

    I’m a man and I’m proud to say I sit on the toilet

  • @aKidNamedBrady
    @aKidNamedBrady Před 4 lety +5

    This is so random but oddly interesting

  • @cybershark3095
    @cybershark3095 Před 4 lety +35

    3.6% splash out. Not great, not terrible.

    • @info_fox
      @info_fox Před 4 lety +1

      This man is delusional, send him to the infirmary!

    • @Demache92
      @Demache92 Před 4 lety +3

      You DIDN'T see the piss on the floor because its NOT THERE!

    • @dubblekil
      @dubblekil Před 4 lety

      uhhh 3.6% those are rookie numbers gotta bumb those up! i wanna see something around 25% by the end of summer champ. we believe in you.

    • @jamaicannavalspurge
      @jamaicannavalspurge Před 4 lety

      @@Demache92 Lol

    • @mrneverdie8474
      @mrneverdie8474 Před 2 lety

      OH my god how are they they even getting these numbers HAHAHAHAAAAA

  • @uishaggy8552
    @uishaggy8552 Před 3 lety

    This is why I always wipe the toilet with 5 sheets and place 10 sheets on the bowl to sit on

  • @oochyme
    @oochyme Před 4 měsíci

    Wow that's actually clean

  • @rosemiles-ford3544
    @rosemiles-ford3544 Před 4 lety +3

    Looks like the dude drank Mountain Dew!!

  • @True_Camo
    @True_Camo Před 4 lety +13

    why are you standing a yard from the toilet to test this, you’ve gotta be closer to the bowl for this to actually be accurate

    • @bwghall1
      @bwghall1 Před 2 lety

      I stand over the bowl. thus peeing down into the said bowl.

  • @malcolmburton2709
    @malcolmburton2709 Před 2 lety

    Watching this video while eating makes it even more interesting!

  • @sleepyserperior8639
    @sleepyserperior8639 Před 4 lety +4

    SOMEONES WEE’D ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AGAIN!!! -Mum from the other room

  • @keeahhuntington
    @keeahhuntington Před 4 lety +30

    God's work here guys

  • @MainDeJustice
    @MainDeJustice Před 4 lety +7

    I was tired of cleaning my toilet floor of those splashes, looks like I found the solution.

  • @hangesupreme5640
    @hangesupreme5640 Před 3 lety +1

    I can personally see the splashes going everywhere

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 Před 3 lety +5

    Reading from the article, this isn't actual urine, they used "a mechanical urethra" which leaves me wondering why they didn't include it in the video

  • @SirSpaceboots
    @SirSpaceboots Před 4 lety +35

    k but its just pee im not eating off the toilet floor

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb Před 4 lety +5

    somebody had a LOT of long island iced teas, didn't they?

  • @SBskagod
    @SBskagod Před 3 lety +1

    "When you give everything, Gatorade gives it back"

  • @Zorroxyz123
    @Zorroxyz123 Před 3 lety +4

    And when the urine hit the lateral wall of the WC, it seems to have much less splashback.

  • @iijj
    @iijj Před 4 lety +5

    Well, that was epic

  • @CharlesEDarko
    @CharlesEDarko Před 4 lety +3

    That's some radioactive stuff right there

  • @ryanzacsanders
    @ryanzacsanders Před 3 lety +1

    did you take different heights in consideration?

  • @Ragman312
    @Ragman312 Před 3 lety +2

    When I’m at home, I get on my knees and pee closer to the bowl. The longer the stream, the more the splatter.

  • @AISciFiStories
    @AISciFiStories Před 4 lety +4

    Love the music. Why no reference to the songs?

  • @dv9360
    @dv9360 Před rokem +7

    I'm a man and I sit unless I'm using a urinal in a restroom. I think men who stand are delusional about their ability to aim. Even if you have perfect aim, it's still going to splash. I don't get the whole feeling like your manhood is threatened by sitting to urinate. Maybe those men have never had to clean their own bathrooms.

  • @faststang3670
    @faststang3670 Před 4 lety

    I like the chrome hinges on the toilet seat lid.

  • @recon4786
    @recon4786 Před 3 lety

    Videos like this are what spawned the phrase, “ignorance is bliss”.

  • @lilybliblablubb5023
    @lilybliblablubb5023 Před 3 lety +4

    I'm a cleaner and I see toilets often looking worse, and I clean them daily while there's not too much traffic on them. Everyone thinks they are such good aimers but no matter what, they always look like shit if you take a closer look

  • @MobileDecay
    @MobileDecay Před 4 lety +3

    Welcome to CZcams everybody! 😃👍

  • @oosha2000
    @oosha2000 Před rokem +1

    This would come in handy for my grandpa who pees standing yet this kind of technology is unavailable in Egypt, also my grandma tends to get bothered by the mess.

  • @manen261
    @manen261 Před 3 lety +2

    ok but that man was peeing for a minute and forty seconds straight. like damn how much liquids be be drinking?