Lyrics: Carpenter ants in the dresser boulevard Between Garey and White Hooked up with some friends at the dresser Set ourselves up for the carpenter ants in the dresser Carpenter ants in the dresser Flies in the carpenter ants It will be too late by the time we learn What these cryptic carpenter ants in the dresser mean And I dreamt of a dresser Haunted by all you carpenter ants with your hands out And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser Send somebody out for carpenter ants Comb through the carpet for carpenter ants Reflective carpenter ants on our sweatpants Big holes in our dresser Every couple minutes Someone says he can't stand carpenter ants in the dresser anymore Laugh lines on our dresser Scale maps of the carpenter ants in the dresser And I dreamt of carpenter ants Pointed out from inside the dresser And the carpenter ants in the dresser yawning and blinking And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser If anybody comes to see carpenter ants in the dresser Tell them they just missed carpenter ants in the dresser by a minute If anybody comes into our dresser while we're asleep I hope they incinerate every carpenter ant in it And I dreamt of a dresser Where they manufactured what I needed Using shiny new carpenter ants And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser
“And the Carpenter Ants climbed up the Dresser” is actually a really hard line tbh
Lyrics:
Carpenter ants in the dresser boulevard
Between Garey and White
Hooked up with some friends at the dresser
Set ourselves up for the carpenter ants in the dresser
Carpenter ants in the dresser
Flies in the carpenter ants
It will be too late by the time we learn
What these cryptic carpenter ants in the dresser mean
And I dreamt of a dresser
Haunted by all you carpenter ants with your hands out
And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser
And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser
Send somebody out for carpenter ants
Comb through the carpet for carpenter ants
Reflective carpenter ants on our sweatpants
Big holes in our dresser
Every couple minutes
Someone says he can't stand carpenter ants in the dresser anymore
Laugh lines on our dresser
Scale maps of the carpenter ants in the dresser
And I dreamt of carpenter ants
Pointed out from inside the dresser
And the carpenter ants in the dresser yawning and blinking
And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser
If anybody comes to see carpenter ants in the dresser
Tell them they just missed carpenter ants in the dresser by a minute
If anybody comes into our dresser while we're asleep
I hope they incinerate every carpenter ant in it
And I dreamt of a dresser
Where they manufactured what I needed
Using shiny new carpenter ants
And the carpenter ants climbed up the dresser
I shouldn't have laughed
but I did anyways
very, very hard
🐜
Hell yeah more TMG shitposts
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