🟢Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 30-33

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  • #rickygervais #stevemerchant #karlpilkington Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 30-33
    Gervais and Merchant returned to Xfm in August 2001, after the first series of The Office had been broadcast. However, the earliest surviving radio broadcasts are from November. Xfm brought in Pilkington as producer.[8] The show was originally just billed as Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, and Karl's presence was not acknowledged on posters and other advertisements. Gervais and Merchant would speak to Karl about his thoughts on whatever they were talking about. In 2003 Pilkington was officially added to advertisements for the show as over the years Karl's role on the show became more prominent as Ricky and Steve were finding more amusement with his views and personal life. As the producer, Karl had input with features such as Rockbusters, Songs of Phrase, Do We Need 'em, Knob News, Cheeky Freak of the Week, Monkey News and Educating Ricky. Their last show for XFM aired on 2 July 2005, after which they chose to switch the show's format from radio to podcasting.
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  • @chrishumpherson2901
    @chrishumpherson2901 Před 10 měsíci +114

    My uncle is a solicitor for productions at Sky and he said he just recently had a contract to mock up between Sky and Ricky Gervais. He said it was a new show with Ricky Steve and Karl and they were going to travel to the seven wonders again but with all 3 of them… it had all the green lights from RSK but they were struggling to get this one producer to sign the contract at Sky…. He only wanted to meet up in a dark room for some reason so my uncle went to this office in London to get it signed finally…. He went into the room.. there was a dark figure standing there looking over the city but couldnt quite see it properly… there was a desk in the middle of the dark room.. he walked over to the desk and placed it on the desk and asked the figure to sign it….. suddenly this hairy hand signed the contract “Marty” my uncle looked up….. little monkey there holding a fountain pen

  • @broganjones6204
    @broganjones6204 Před 2 lety +153

    This is definitely hearsay, but I have a friend who knew some assistant that worked on a few Ricky and Steve projects, years ago. It recently came up in conversation, and my friend heard this pretty surprising story that I definitely hadn’t heard when he passed it on to me.
    It’s not recent, in fact it was around Life’s Too Short time, either just before or just after the series aired. Ricky, Steve, and a producer (and the assistant, the source of this story) were travelling back to their hotel in a limo after some awards event. Basically they got into an argument about future projects (maybe Ricky floated the idea of an Office follow-up before the Brent film idea was finalised?). It got pretty heated and Steve kind of slammed his fist against the wall. But he hit that button that lowers the window between the driver and the passengers. Everyone kind of naturally looked through the now-open window: little monkey fella sat behind the wheel.

    • @michaelgarman5569
      @michaelgarman5569 Před 2 lety +26

      You realed me in 🤣🤣

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 Před 2 lety +13

      This story is the Karl equivalent of a legal high

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 Před 2 lety +15

      Mate don't just copy paste the top rated post of all time from the subreddit... who are you, Chris Moyles?

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C Před 2 lety

      It's been done many times before.
      The best one I saw was a couple of years ago, and started out by claiming to have the real reason that Ricky and Steve stopped working together.
      That really peaked people's interest, and got loads of likes.
      Granted, it hadn't gotten as passé back then as it is now.

    • @burdbrain1598
      @burdbrain1598 Před 2 lety +5

      LOL, fucking brilliant. I thought this was some real gossip.

  • @shakmanceljames9336
    @shakmanceljames9336 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Steve and Karl going at each other is so funny, Steve gets so rattled every time 😂😂😂

    • @MrPlum1282
      @MrPlum1282 Před 3 měsíci

      Steve’s a bit of a prick imo

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Před rokem +5

    16:00 pure genius

  • @elliotthyde5623
    @elliotthyde5623 Před 2 lety +21

    When told Karl to say the answer he got right on the quiz.
    I do wanted the answer to be EGG.

  • @kylemurray8862
    @kylemurray8862 Před rokem +32

    You cant fall asleep to this.... its too funny.

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 Před 10 měsíci

      @kylemurray8 it’s shite and great for sending one to sleep it’s so Edinburgh complete shite obviously cashing in on the😢fame proper shite goodbye tramadol hello twats

  • @lauramichelle1767
    @lauramichelle1767 Před 2 lety +60

    I am so jealous of anyone who got to see Karl and the burgers on the webcam 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ofrenic
      @ofrenic Před 2 lety +9

      Im pretty sure the webcam was a photo updated every 30 sec or so instead of a video. I dont know which would be funnier

    • @lauramichelle1767
      @lauramichelle1767 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ofrenic hahaha yeah I would pay to see those webcam pics 🤣🤣

    • @rodmiester6959
      @rodmiester6959 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lauramichelle1767 rts:t5

    • @lauramichelle1767
      @lauramichelle1767 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rodmiester6959 what

    • @rodmiester6959
      @rodmiester6959 Před 2 lety

      Eeree trerttr😮r😮rrttrrrrr😮trrrrtrr trrrrt😮ew😮

  • @turnski
    @turnski Před 2 lety +14

    16 mins in, "ripped tennis ball" 🤣🤣 I'm dying 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @turnski
      @turnski Před 2 lety +2

      @Pugna with laughter 🤦‍♂️ surely you realised that 🤷‍♂️🙃

  • @oliviastray1492
    @oliviastray1492 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Usually this helps me sleep, but I find myself after a 12.5 hr night shift giggling 2 hours later. I really need to get some sleep! Maybe I should try whale noises lol

  • @fellatiacumbucket3212
    @fellatiacumbucket3212 Před 8 měsíci

    'In a jar?' always gets me lol

  • @user-mt4ku7jw1y
    @user-mt4ku7jw1y Před 2 lety +13

    Tinging its way up the tube

  • @tonytucker7359
    @tonytucker7359 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Thanks so much for the post for years I’ve been afflicted by insomnia while I was channel hopping on utube I found this next thing I know it was morning thank you so much I’m totally indebted to you

    • @user-oo5wh5qr4r
      @user-oo5wh5qr4r Před 9 měsíci

      Glad to hear your better but how can you fall asleep to this gripping conversation

  • @jackiesmith5886
    @jackiesmith5886 Před rokem +2

    How can anyone fall asleep with Ricky going off on Carl all the time.?

  • @ankitkumar-ez8ff
    @ankitkumar-ez8ff Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Telescope, even the telescope"? Lmao

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 Před 2 lety +29

    Minge, has to be one of the top ten words in the English language😁👏👏

    • @man-a-head
      @man-a-head Před 2 lety +7

      Melted Welly

    • @krissmith7
      @krissmith7 Před 2 lety +7

      Clunge is up there

    • @VideosCPS
      @VideosCPS Před 2 lety +4

      Never whinge about the minge.

    • @jaybrucker1234
      @jaybrucker1234 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm from the U.S. and never knew that minge was a name for the V until I heard these podcasts. However it amazed me learn that Fanny was an offensive term for the V also, in America it means an butt.

    • @commentingpausedtoprotectus
      @commentingpausedtoprotectus Před 2 lety

      @@jaybrucker1234 you can type vagina mate, don't have to type V 🤣 a capital v at that.

  • @vagenr79
    @vagenr79 Před 2 lety +13

    Signed Kevin Spacey DVD.....Ebay goldmine 🤑

  • @yvonnefuellemann9262
    @yvonnefuellemann9262 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Still lovin’ this in 2023

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 Před 9 měsíci

      @yvonnefuellemann I realise comedy is subjective however I find this predictable and just not funny even comedians can’t be funny all the time

  • @wetkneehouston6293
    @wetkneehouston6293 Před 2 lety +25

    The burger bit had me dying in bed

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před 2 lety +14

    Karl genuinely can not understand why the invention/discovery of computing, physics, gravity and other scientific milestones is more important to humanity than brush-flippers for cats.
    Let that sink in.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 Před 2 lety +2

      Brush flippers? You mean clearing up the floor slippers???

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 Před 2 lety +1

      @@crisstryna_mma1622 aye, whatever you wanna call them

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 Před 2 lety +2

      @@PaddyRoon7 copyright 👍

    • @HeretixAevum
      @HeretixAevum Před 2 lety +3

      I also find it funny that he thinks we went from having no computers to having modern silicone based microprocessors. There's some significant missing history there

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 Před rokem +1

      @@HeretixAevum aye, twas aliens

  • @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu
    @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu Před rokem +5

    I live in Wales and completely agree with Karl 🤣

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Littlebopee leeks and having relationships with sheep then

    • @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu
      @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu Před 10 měsíci

      @@tonytucker7359 can't find my sheep 😂

  • @martinc12
    @martinc12 Před 2 lety +6

    1:40:16 i reckon karl was about to say Steve could have stood up in the water

  • @ericamango
    @ericamango Před 2 lety +10

    How the fuck was he 30 here. Fuck I am old 🙈

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před 2 lety +13

    "Let's give the prize to - Mitchell Sterling! Who has got... some of the answers right."

  • @ShadyPlatinum777
    @ShadyPlatinum777 Před rokem

    first time I noticed Ricky’s duck joke 😂 39:25

  • @delj3875
    @delj3875 Před 8 měsíci +2

    This happened to me when i was a kid this person came to door and sold a commodore or a spectrum computer and my parents put it away for my xmas or birthday and i tried it and it never worked , it was the local person that would come to door and sell things so anyway it was not working and we got hold of person next time he came to door and he said it needed a "ram pack from a shop in town "tandy ' or whatever the shop it was maybe woolworths . On the way to the shop in town we bumped into the person that sold us it and he was like yeah its just round the corner . The shop never sold a ram pack or memory pack he must of just made up a area he stayed at and we hapoened to bump into him out side the so called shop that sold the ram pack .... whats starange is the story is similar to karls . I remember being so disappointed

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 Před měsícem

      Was the "Man" who sold it to you stood permanently in shadow - short, but with long arms? Little Monkey fella.

  • @Davidjagoartist
    @Davidjagoartist Před rokem +5

    I wish Ricky had set up a camera to film Karl watching Freaks

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM Před rokem +1

    My auntie had wind for five minutes

  • @molagsballs
    @molagsballs Před 2 lety +32

    youve got tea all over the worlds smallest man

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan Před 2 lety +9

    The bad wind in the 70's

  • @genetenz
    @genetenz Před 2 lety +1

    1:38 winds were bad in the seventies
    18:00

  • @loopstationyt
    @loopstationyt Před rokem

    Best of Bob Marley

  • @stuartstretton6894
    @stuartstretton6894 Před 9 měsíci +3

    HILARIOUS 😂 Steve calling Karl A LOSER😂😂 Steve mate,that's rich coming from someone who doesn't even have a girlfriend 😂 You LOSS Merchant 😂😂 What a goon!!😂 This has made my day 💯👍

    • @unzicek
      @unzicek Před 9 měsíci +2

      Get laid.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 Před 6 měsíci

      I see what you mean, more so around the time this was recorded. Now he's with Mircea Eliade, actress ad model.

    • @stuartstretton6894
      @stuartstretton6894 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Dreamskater100 Cheers 👍 I'm going to have a nose online lol.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 Před 6 měsíci

      May as well! @@stuartstretton6894

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 Před 6 měsíci

      I meant 'and' not 'ad'!

  • @RealfishingNL
    @RealfishingNL Před rokem +2

    About the cat operation for 5k. Doesnt matter if u have the money or not. I ate dry crackers for 2 months so i can pay for my cat operation.

  • @crisstryna_mma1622
    @crisstryna_mma1622 Před 2 lety +22

    Scrimpton, if you get my drift..... Alright.

    • @MrShredtilldead
      @MrShredtilldead Před 2 lety +10

      Cranbruly

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 Před 2 lety +5

      @@MrShredtilldead These are both the places where Jo Biden grew up.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 Před 2 lety

      @@ianinkster2261 I'm English and I am working on proving these fake news places don't exist. I can't be sure cause I mean they sound real? Scrimptonshire? I think I'm full Scrimpton on my father's side!!!

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 Před 2 lety +3

      @@crisstryna_mma1622 Stick the record player on, stop the shenenigans.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 Před 2 lety

      @@ianinkster2261 have you got a ruler 📏 👀

  • @camerongriffiths8875
    @camerongriffiths8875 Před rokem +2

    The signed dvd by Kevin Spacey wouldn’t have aged well…

    • @MrThorls
      @MrThorls Před 11 měsíci

      This comment of yours didn’t age well either

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM Před rokem +4

    Have you ever seen an old man eat a maaaaaaars bar?

  • @rooksdoubleohseven9919
    @rooksdoubleohseven9919 Před 2 lety +4

    "I don't want to lose a tenner"

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan Před rokem +1

    did KP ever write that article on monkeys for the magazine?

  • @mrbiker1294
    @mrbiker1294 Před rokem +5

    Karl deserves everything he gets off Steve and vis versa

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 Před rokem +3

    ...one of these prizes was a signed Kevin Spacey dvd... whats that worth today ?

  • @jaybrucker1234
    @jaybrucker1234 Před 2 lety +10

    A 🐎 ina 🏠

  • @roytomas8743
    @roytomas8743 Před 2 lety

    4 toilets....I'm dying...lol

  • @jaybrucker1234
    @jaybrucker1234 Před 2 lety +14

    Crush grapes

  • @The_HouStoner
    @The_HouStoner Před 2 lety +3

    Where’s your church? where’s your mayor?

  • @YouSmokeChed
    @YouSmokeChed Před 11 měsíci +1

    Karl going at Steve always baffles me has he looked in a mirror ?

  • @KeithH02
    @KeithH02 Před 2 lety +4

    how can I download this as an mp3 file ? my commute will fly by, listening to this !! Brilliant

    • @deloford
      @deloford Před 2 lety +1

      Bit torrent

    • @KeithH02
      @KeithH02 Před 2 lety

      @@deloford I'd forgotten they would be on there !! thank you my friend

    • @loopstationyt
      @loopstationyt Před rokem

      It’s on Spotify too 💜

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 Před rokem

    10:58 But Steve clearly said ‘player-manager’, so it’s not like Alex Ferguson.

  • @conorkennedy3304
    @conorkennedy3304 Před rokem

    The Auntie Nora story snuck up on me.

  • @thejacal2704
    @thejacal2704 Před 2 lety +9

    3:18:27
    One of the best wheeze laughs Ricky has ever done.
    This, along with 'Square Tins' and 'Get your knickers off'.

  • @irreverend_
    @irreverend_ Před 9 měsíci

    Very much the cat

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před rokem +7

    3:41:40 this has to be the angriest Ricky has ever gotten during the show lmao

    • @rachelpayne4583
      @rachelpayne4583 Před rokem +8

      No! It’s got to be the chimps typing Shakespeare/ infinity argument 😅

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 Před rokem +2

      @@rachelpayne4583 lmao, or the fella with an ear infection getting a knobectomy

  • @joedent3323
    @joedent3323 Před měsícem

    1:58:45

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před 2 lety +10

    "I can't do this either."
    the defeat in his voice is so perfect.

  • @the-np4mr
    @the-np4mr Před rokem +1

    There's this hare Chinese kid

  • @ryannoble4789
    @ryannoble4789 Před rokem +23

    Steve and Ricky have the passive aggressive bullying down to a tea, no wonder they no longer talk

    • @kyleronan749
      @kyleronan749 Před rokem

      2:53:40

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets Před rokem +15

      Thank God the show came out when it did. This generation, or rather the audience of today no matter their generation, would have whinged about them over all sorts.. bullying, Karls homophobia, etc. Everyone wants to have a whinge these days instead of just turning the dial so to speak.

    • @tommyreazy
      @tommyreazy Před rokem +2

      *tee

    • @ChildishBrandino20
      @ChildishBrandino20 Před 10 měsíci

      Nothing about it is passive

  • @Steviebav
    @Steviebav Před 2 lety +5

    Night

  • @TheVeiledCollective
    @TheVeiledCollective Před rokem +1

    Minge.
    Play a record.

  • @james88er97
    @james88er97 Před 2 lety +1

    Call was sooo woke the toilet talk

  • @Jakei
    @Jakei Před rokem

    Gn my people

  • @matthewvido3902
    @matthewvido3902 Před 4 měsíci

    1:03:17

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 Před rokem

    Funniest one the food record attempts!! Ricky yelling "COME ON!!!"

  • @DBriddo
    @DBriddo Před rokem

    Tetraplegic is all four limbs, paraplegic is legs.

  • @mariaalejandra5787
    @mariaalejandra5787 Před rokem

    1:16:40 😂

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 Před rokem +2

    31:20 Karl’s parents went on holiday without him when he was only 5?! 😳

    • @chellebrown6677
      @chellebrown6677 Před rokem

      Ha ha and the Ross's left the cat on him when they went out so who was watching karl really the angry cat????

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme Před 2 lety

    All'rite?

  • @foxfour3683
    @foxfour3683 Před 4 měsíci

    All I hear is Wheatley..

  • @elleo9920
    @elleo9920 Před rokem

    I'd say Rickys big mouth would have held more burgers, god that bit was so uncomfortable 😬 Ricky and Steve nag him into stuff but would never dare do it themselves

  • @SuperLisalis
    @SuperLisalis Před 2 lety

    Adams Apple may just give a little clue to you!!

  • @possessedslig
    @possessedslig Před 5 měsíci

    Might get blown into the road an tha'

  • @DaleTheGrinder
    @DaleTheGrinder Před rokem

    1:23:00 this whole section is very relevant to today.

  • @the-np4mr
    @the-np4mr Před rokem

    Holy based karl lmfao

  • @user-zb7no8cn7i
    @user-zb7no8cn7i Před 6 měsíci

    “In the name of God”? Really Ricky? Whose God?

  • @russellbridges9779
    @russellbridges9779 Před rokem +1

    auntie norahs ripped up tennis ball 🎾 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Před rokem

    Laughing at the Scottish Album ffs..The best Bands come from Scotland

    • @bc86tbl
      @bc86tbl Před 9 měsíci

      Fiddle rock lol

  • @michelereddicliff307
    @michelereddicliff307 Před 2 lety

    U no but

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 Před rokem +2

    17:14 Man alive! Karl’s homophobia is just off the scale. 🤯

  • @dmc6262
    @dmc6262 Před 9 měsíci

    .

  • @tortoise704
    @tortoise704 Před 2 lety +1

    This has aged wwll

  • @kirstenferguson8204
    @kirstenferguson8204 Před 2 lety

    Holy Moly 🤣🤣🤣 I just wanna adopt Karl if I was sitting next 2 a woman freak who can eat wif her feet & she wisny hungry I wid b more inclined 2 u Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm sore laffing

  • @user-zb7no8cn7i
    @user-zb7no8cn7i Před 6 měsíci

    Steven Merchant . You’re not funny. Copying Peter Kay re the 8yr olds sliding on their knees. Why? Bartitsvah?? Really? Pillock. That’s crude but not funny.
    Karl - on some kind of spectrum - but sometimes quite amusing.
    Now, Ricky, I like. He has talent. At first he comes across as a right prat but actually I think he’s okay.