Irish People Try American Whiskey
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We're big fans of whisky/whiskey (depending on where you're from) here on the TRY channel - in fact it's some of our Irish People's favourite drink! While normally the American variety would be Bourbon, today we decided to try some very specific American Whiskies... what did our Irish People think?
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Look at me, I'm Ciara! ☺️
We all strive to handle alcohol like ciara.
One drink later, that sort of changed :-D
My favorite line this round!
Clisare is nice to see you Enjoyed the Fine American Whiskey .l think you might have been a little lite after the last one.
The Aged pirate version.
Just a little insight into what happened after this shoot: me and Éadaoin went to a canal with a bag of cans and got even MORE gee-eyed
That makes my heart proud.
Never heard the term Gee-eyed before but thats hilarious :P doesn't sound quite the same in Scottish slang "fanny-eyed"
That corn whiskey is just moonshine.
Unrelated, but I love your hair!
The closed captioning put gee-eyed as guide LOL
CHEERS to Dermot for not only singing the only version of 'Rebel Yell' any American has ever known, but knowing the definition of talking a bill to death in congress! Dermot, your almost ready for your Ford F150! An honorary yank indeed!
This, so much.
Just needs to find out what a rye whiskey vs a bourbon vs a wheated bourbon; then he’s in. At least he knows Billy Idol. In the midnight hour, we want more, more, more....
....accept no Chevy!
Haha well to be fair the others only know the real Rebel Yell song too, they were taking the piss singing it to the melodies of other songs. We also have the shithouse tactic that is filibustering over here too.
the other versions of Rebel Yell in the video were "Take On Me" by Aha just with "Rebel Yell" as the lyrics and a bastardization of "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie.
For those confused by the terms: (In the US)
Bourbon whiskey is made from a mash that is majority corn and aged in new charred oak barrels.
Rye whiskey is made from a majority rye mash and aged in new charred oak barrels.
Tennessee whiskey is essentially a bourbon, but because of long standing rivalry with Kentucky bourbon producers they almost never use the term and instead use the term straight whiskey to declare that they use nothing but corn in their mash (almost all bourbons are also straight whiskey as well but these folks will fight over anything). The major difference is filtering the alcohol through charcoal before the whiskey is barreled.
Scotch is made with a malted barley mash and has some other specific rules which get pretty esoteric.
Irish whiskey seems to be legal to make with any mash but barley seems to be the standard. The major distinction is in the kind of still used.
Sometimes I come back to this just to watch them drink mellow corn because I find it hilarious.
Mellow corn is the sort of thing you need a special palette for, and the palette I'm talking about is someone that drinks bourbon every single day.
Mellow Corn is awesome. It's like sweet corn mixed with gasoline. Lovely!
No, I primarily drink bourbon and I can't stand Mellow Corn
I’m also with Éadaoin and have no idea how Laura DOWNED her last whiskey, I both now fear and respect you queen. 💜💜🥃
I pretended it was apple juice xoxo
Mellow Corn is probably the cheapest whiskey in that lineup. You can get it in some states for under 12 dollars. When I first started drinking bourbon, I struggled with the 100 proof bottles. After a while, you build up a tolerance.
That was a boss move. But also look at you putting down whiskey like a pro!
If one couldn't read English and was asked what alcohol was in that last bottle, one would say, "shit tequila" in whatever their language happens to be.
Justine, so proud of you! Try might make a whiskey lover out of you yet
I want to see Dermot try peanut butter whisky so I can see the inner turmoil between his love of whisky and hatred of peanut butter.
All the varieties of peanut butter whisky (screwball, skatterbrain, ole Smokey, Sheep Dog, Sqrrl, etc). That’d be worth the purchase price + postage
Here in Tennessee, we have a major moonshine company that sells peanut butter and jelly flavored moonshine (along with 20 or 30 other flavors). It is as horrid as it sounds.
Omg now that will be a great video to see! I hope they do that
I have been wanting to send them 4 of the Ole Smoky ones; peanut butter, peach, mango habanero and salted caramel or the watermelon ones
You can get Thai Durian Whiskey. Something for Justine... 😁
One does not simply have a whiskey shoot without Martin
Right!?
If only for the Mellow Corn...
10 out of 10?? I think not
This video definitely needed Martin and Dermot:Irish Men in Black.
Amen 😆
I totally agree!
Right?!
Love how the second Dermot realizes the whiskey started hitting Clisare he instantly starts capitalizing on the jokes to get her dying XD
“i don’t usually drink whiskey... *wheezes of laughter*” i am crying 😂
THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THINKING THAT WAS AN ACTUAL SINCERE ATTEMPT AT A KENTUCKY ACCENT IS MAKING MY TAINT HURT
Oh thank the Lord that it wasn't...
I think you should get that checked out.
I'm with you, that was clearly mocking Claire's attempt
Pretty decent rock belt though, those are some pipes you have!
Even if it wasn't joking, that Rebel Yell riff more than made up for it.
Guys honestly the JOY THIS SHOOT BROUGHT ME 😭❤️ God I fricken LOVE whiskey 🥃
"I enjoy a poem on a label" :D
We know what to get you for your Birthday and Christmas
And we love you loving whisky! 🥃😎
Larceny, woodford reserve, four roses and wild turkey Russell’s reserve are all very nice and not too pricey
As a Kentuckian, allow me to say that Dermot's effort at a Kentucky accent sounded more like a drunk carnival barker from Dublin.
very true. I told him to work on it!
It was a northern Irish accent, he was making fun of how bad my attempt at an American accent was 😂
I thought he mixed up Kentucky with Kerry.
@@Clisare "A drunk carnival barker from Belfast," then? 😂
@@Clisare yours was MUCH better than his!
The look on dermot's face when he sees the rebel yell bottle is priceless! He was like a little kid on Christmas morning!
I've missed Dermot having said that we still need an alcohol react with him, Martin, Ciara, and Leather Jacket Guy all in it.
Fun Music Fact. Rebel Yell Rye Whiskey is actually what the song Rebel Yell is based off of. Billy Idol went to Keith Richard's birthday and as a present someone bought Keith a bottle of Rebel Yell. Billy's date was complaining the whole time that she wanted more whiskey, even though it was Keith's present. He left the party early to write Rebel Yell.
This is so weird that it sounds fake but is 100% true straight from Billy Idol's mouth himself.
@@xavvi I didn't believe you saying it until I looked it up myself.
HOLY SH*T this is soooooo cool!
Keith Richard's is family n he confirmed this for me.
You win best comment in the comment section!
Martin's gonna be pissed... But like the way Americans use the word "pissed".
That dayum Mellow Corn would have gotten a 10.
@@Mimeniia Oh I hope not! I know that’s his joke but Martin has too much respect for whiskey. I think he would give it a 9 3/5. 😀😃
@@lynbaker7780 Ok fair enough 😁
Okay, but can we all just agree that whenever Clisare and Dermot are in a shoot together, they're the best pair? They exude BFF energy 😂❤️
I was thinking the same thing
🙌🙌🙌 YES MATE
good chemistry 4 sure
Glad to see I'm not the only one who did a little happy dance at seeing Dermot and Clisare paired for this shoot.
It's way more 'big bro picking on his little sister' energy, IMO.
But I'm definitely all for that.
Clare and Dermot together are Always a blast to watch. You two smile, joke around and giggle more together than any other paired Tryers. Love it!
Love when Dermot and Clisare are paired up. Those 2 have the best reactions and responses for each other.
Loved how Colin and Justine are laughing about a filibuster while Dermot and Clisare are discussing the actual political procedure
Now we know who the real Jimmy Stewart fans are....
"Look at me, I'm Ciara, not even a face!" Even when Ciara isn't in the video, where there's alcohol, her influence is still found 😂
I was thinking exactly the same thing.
Ciara is the gold standard.
Ciara is pretty much right on the boundary between ordinary person and folk hero.
@@drpibisback7680 Are you saying she's... she's like the Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne? Except she's the Hero of Dublin, the woman they call Ciara? 😂
The minute I saw 'Rebel Yell', I was hoping someone would sing part of it. Dermot frickin' delivered.
And then the other guy sang the words "rebel yell" to the tune of "take on me" which was something
🎶WITH A REBEL YELLLL MORE MORE MORE..🎶🤘🎸
@@LemonRumor lmao i thought that was funny
"I can now be a whiskey alcoholic. This is what I've always wanted!" I have never related to someone so much.
I'm not extremely Irish, as a matter of fact I'm just a little Scotch Irish and mostly, I'm Scottish and Spanish. (I'm probably around 10% Irish all said and done, considering it's Scotch Irish). Also, I live in the US, but every time I'm having some decent bourbon on a warm belly type of night, I end up watching the try channel. They make you feel more welcome than any other channels could do. I've realized through this channel there's just a level of acceptance in Irish culture, for example I've never even heard anyone mention Martin is a black Irish man, just for an example of how extremely accepting these people are. It really goes to show what a wholesome sweet place Ireland must be, because of the people that live there.
That Mellow Corn whiskey looks like whiskey you'd buy at a Dollar General.
That Mellow Corn whiskey looks like whiskey you'd buy *from* a Dollar General, that poor military man and his crap paycheck with his still in the cellar.
It looks like something you'd buy at a Dollar General, then ask for your money back.
😂
I take great pride in the fact that I’ve never tried any of these whiskeys. I’m sure they would be great to start the charcoal with for a summer barbecue though.
@@BrianWalsingham...never cook with an alcohol/wine you wouldn't drink...a chef secret.
"who knew that you could make whisky out of corn!"
me: *side-eyes the entire bourbon industry*
an insult to my bluegrass state!
Side eyes the entire scotch industry.
Almost everyone uses a high percentage of corn alcohol.
@@cajunrando2556 Yeah, but that's an adjunct most of the time, but not with bourbon, in bourbon at least 51% of the mash has to be corn in order to call it bourbon.
@@cajunrando2556 Most of the scotch industry uses malted barley unless it's a grain whiskey or a blend
@@IrateWizrd and most grain whiskey is at most 20% barley. The rest being..... Corn or wheat. Mainly corn.
Only 10% of scotch is actually single malt. So, by default, the majority of scotch comes from.... Corn.
"It's getting harder to hold back on the face."
Never hold back on the face Justine. It is the reason we come here.
You’ve got an extra word on the end of that last sentence...
@@danhightower5010 That's creepy AF
Today I learned Clisare turns into Alternate Universe Cartoon Characters with whiskey
2:54 Porkey the pig before the ‘’that’s all folks”
6:16 Mikey Mouse/Doughboy
10:05 Minions laughing hysterically
Claire and Dermot reunited😭😭 I legit did a happy dance
Way for Dermot to know what the filibuster is.
He drinks and he knows stuff : )
Dermot:
“Kentucky Straight Corn Whiskey!
No, let me say it with an American accent...
Kentucky Straight Corn Whiskey!” *sounds even more Irish* 😂
Should’ve called it ‘likker’.
Yeah, for some reason he decided to do a Northern Irish accent there😂
Nothing amuses me more than hearing foreigners do American accents! Even though it’s a huge country with about a dozen distinct regional accents lol
@@scottydu81 Can’t do a southern accent either.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"How mad is it that you can make whiskey from corn?"
Can somebody tell Éadoin that all Bourbon is made from at least 51% corn?
I was triggered.
Its "irish drunks try american whiskey" not alcoholic beverage historians obviously.
@@squiremuldoon5462 Don't know what the mash bill of Bourbon has to do with history, but anyway..
@@montster13 can we at least agree that someone with a masters degree in the history of alcoholic beverages would certainly know you can make whiskey with corn?
@@squiremuldoon5462 Well of course, but I definitely do not have a masters degree in the history of alcoholic beverages (a very niche degree to have). I would argue that anyone who has a basic knowledge of the difference between whiskeys would know that fact.
I am so addicted to this channel!! Much love from Pennsylvania USA 🤘😎💯
the best thing to watch this channel is to see you all have fun thanks
Laura: "I've learned to open my throat so I can't taste anything...but I did almost throw up a couple of times." Relatable content, honey.
👀😆
We're all thinking it... and we're all much better people for not saying it 🤣🤣
Why take risks in life? Rye take whisks in life! 😲🥃
Put it on a shirt along with a dermot quote
'Rye take whisks?' Best Try quote this year.
Though close second was 'look at me, I'm Clara!'
My whisk is triggered. . . .
@@mortensen1961 Rye would you say that?
sorry who took your wife? :P
1:02
"You should do that in an American accent"
OWNED.
Mellow Corn's bottle makes it look like it's from 100 years ago, and I have always liked it for that. It's honestly a hidden gem of a whiskey. There will always be a bottle in my cupboard.
Rye is hands down my favorite spirit. Straight, on the rocks with a slice of lemon, or with seltzer. And straight corn whiskey is what your one uncle makes in his barn.
Why is watching Clisare and Dermot drinking together so much fun to watch?
Because, they are absolute magic together.
If Clisare looked at me like it seemed she looked at Dermot at 7:29 I would become putty in her hands🥰
Dermots kentucky accent made him sound more Irish...
Sounded to me like an American trying to do an Irish accent, either way definitely not southern.
@@ScruffyNerfhurder he went full lucky charms with it
That is what I thought too.
Sounded northern irish
@@ericb5184 exactly my point... like an American doing an Irish accent.
Oh god. Just looking at that mellow corn takes me back to being 18 years old and making horrible terrible decisions.
It's honestly not bad...if you like the taste of vodka filtered through Frosted Flakes.
@@buddha8204 -- You're supposed to filter it through them? I always just poured it on them like milk.
Right?!
in 1977 i hiked down a ravine in arkansas in dec with it snowing totin 2 cases of bud and a pint of mellow corn -was with the prettiest girl from down in the arkansaw and we camped under a hangover till the mellow corn ran out-left one case there and hiked back up to my cabin for some horizontal entertainment-oh i forgot we ran into some injun spirits who blessed our campfire-the memory is priceless
If you guys ever get into bourbon whiskeys, two American brands I highly recommend are "Buffalo Trace" and "Elijah Craig".
8:45 "How mad is it that you can make whiskey out of corn"
*laughs in Bourbon*
Always enjoy the pairing of Dermot and Clisare. They play off each other so well.
Yes!!! Clare and Dermot together again!!! 👏👏
I am southern, American, a whiskey lover and I’ve never heard of any of those whiskeys.
As a college student I’ve heard of rebel yell, the one they had is some cheap garbage. Their other expressions are fine, just fine. I’m glad they had Mellow Corn though, that’s actually a really good whiskey.
Someone grew up reading all of the Curious George books judging from the corn whiskey bottles color palette.
"You should do that in an American accent" ... I damn near spit my drink out !!! :D
Justine’s two favorite things.....Whiskey and Durian Fruit 🤪
So at what point do we get her in a Durian Flavored Whiskey video? 😂
Or whiskey made from durian fruit
That is a thing that exists on youtube and it is a glorious abomination.
@@conjoiner83 dear god no, your joking right? Now i have to go look
Y’all are crackin’ me up over here🤣🤣
As a whiskey lover when Dermot said "Yeah, Good!" I felt that in my soul
That bottle of corn whiskey looks like it belongs in the kitchen where you keep your baking items
Glad to see you back, Dermot!!
Mellow Corn's bottle design hasn't been changed since 1945 and the whiskey itself is a way for Heaven Hill to get an extra use from bourbon casks.
It's a great summer whiskey over ice. Costs about 10 bucks here in the States, which is a nice price for a drinkable bottled-in-bond whiskey.
None of these fools in this video actually know how to appreciate whiskey though. Their opinions mean nothing. Its like the director said "ok camera is rolling, now act like cartoon characters and say the first thing that comes to mind and avoid thinking at all costs"
@@ReganMcKee Literally judging Mellow Corn based on the bottle design and plastic cap!
Justine: "Now I can be an whiskey alcoholic" 🤣👏👍
Wow. We're not even 20 seconds in and Justine's already been through her entire emotional spectrum.
😂😂😂
@Aaron Lassiter They're way ahead of you:
www.durianwhisky.com/
Between that and Skrewball, we only need one more for a proper Try Channel shoot - Whiskeys That Force Tryers to Make Uncomfortable Choices. Maybe someone makes a surströmming whiskey?
@Aaron Lassiter The Whiskey Tribe made a video about that
czcams.com/video/8otQc9Ro1rA/video.html
@@stevenweller6346 I nominate Malort.
Always love Dermot and Clisare together ❤
Love the comments of all the try cast's, great group. Thanks for sharing, keep more coming!!
No Dermot,we tune in for you hahahaha
Apparently, Risky makes you Whiskey. And please pair Justine and Colin more. The Pun Game is Strong with them.
Having lived in the South, I can guarantee that the Mellow Corn advertising team knows their audience.
With that font, they're piggybacking off the Mello Yello crowd.
That is a profound observation...
I am a proud resident of Kentucky. They need to take the name of our fair state off of that bottle of garbage Mello Corn. It is an abomination to Kentucky bourbon and whiskey.
Try team - have me over to Ireland and I will bring proper bourbons that can be enjoyed.
A Philly Buster would be a great name for the burger cheesesteak combo sandwich!
Mellow Corn is pretty good, and it used to be cheap. Can barely find it anymore and it’s $20+ for a 750ml
I dont know who your are but i hate you..... Lol i had 1 really philly sandwitch. And now life is just not the same.
Solid rendition of Rebel Yell Dermot.
I love watching you paired with Clis, absolute poetry.
Justine and Colin, so. many. puns.
But Justine, you've evolved, I'm proud of you.
“I enjoy a poem on a label.”
Okay, now THAT was funny. 🙂
10/10, want a _Rebel Yell_ cover from Dermot now.
Agreed! Perhaps they can drink 6-7 shots of Rebel Yell each, then do a karaoke competition!
@@davidroynewby That might be a _little_ excessive, but I'm ok with that lol
Clisare is a National Treasure. I absolutely adore her
I love videos with Ciara and Justine in. They are such a breath of fresh Irish air.
Our ancestors were your ancestors too. Our whiskey came from the Irish and Scottish immigrants who were trying to work with the ingredients they had, mainly corn. Which is why we have bourbon ☺️
I had missed Dermot drinking!!
10:28 Laura’s “jump around” screech was on point
omg you are soo right it was perfect :D
That last one looked like a bottle of Pine Sol (which if you don't have it in Europe it is a household cleaner.) I'm surprised Dermot doesn't yet know the difference between whiskey, bourbon, and rye. I didn't recognize Miss Éadaoin at first, she really changed up her look. Great video everyone! ~Be Blessed
The "Rebel Yell" was the charge sound made by the southern soldiers in the American Civil War. It's said that it has never been replicated since the war.
When they distill Corn Moonshine in the woods, The Strained corn, the mash left over gets eaten by Sasquatch, and they stumble around in the woods hahahaha
I'm dying over how Clisare's tongue noises just after 9:45 sound like "Neither did I". She sure is talented.
10:00 Love Clisare's laugh
Thank you 😂 nobody makes me laugh like Dermot 🥰🥰
If you guys ever go to Texas you should do a shoot with "Whiskey Tribe".
That would be so great
I used to work for Eastside distilling that makes barrel hitch they tried first. Was a really cool fun job
I don't drink anymore, but I enjoy watching your videos. You're witty and the ladies are lovely. It almost makes me want to drink again, but I won't. Love the TRY channel.
Laura and Eadoin reading that bottle of Rebel yell; that was SAVAGE, that was!
Keep that rebel yell bottle it's now a collectors item since they removed the word Yell from their labels
Ah, Barrel Hitch, the whiskey training wheels for my friends! ♥️🥃
Eadaoin, Whisky is Vodka aged in Oak barrels. The base alcohol can be made from anything with enough sugar. Rum is vodka made from sugar cane. I saw in the store today Vodka from Japan made from rice.
Oregon has some good liquor. My favorite is bend distilleries crater lake vodka the premium bottle is filtered 100x through charcoal and crushed lava rock. Hand bottled etc...
The.. amount of innuendo here is cracking me up, when she started going on about opening her throat so she doesn't taste anything I died.
So happy to see Laura in this one, wish she was in more of them.
She’s hilarious I like her and Brian paired together wish he was in more of these videos and her. 💜💜💜💜💜
there is so many layers going on in this video and i'm dying 🤣💀
I wasn’t a whiskey gal but after watching the Tryers all the way back to the Facts channel you’ve opened my eyes to new types of drinks over the years and I thank thee for that
The actual "Rebel Yell" was used by Confederate soldier's during the American Civil War when on the attack. A Union soldier who heard it said "it was between the hunting "yelp and a banshee scream", it sent shivers up the spine and was meant too."
Dermot is aggressively happy at the beginning 🤣
Seeing Laura absolutely drunk,but able to keep her composure, was the best thing ever
She made the video for me. When she gave up and acknowledged she lost was the funniest ever. Been seeing this video multiple times for that reason only.
I would not want to be the one to tell Martin and Ciara there was a whiskey video without them.
Every time Justine took a shot w/o a fuss I expected her to reach down to her neck and pull off a mask revealing Ciara underneath.
I don’t know what y’all are talking about - I felt veritably transported to Kentucky by Dermot’s spot-on accent... (hehe)
For future reference for anyone wondering:
American rye is a whiskey where the mash includes at least 51% rye grain, aged in charred new oak (same kind of barrel as bourbon). There's also legal alcohol numbers for distilling and barrel entry, but that's all the layman needs to know.
Straight rye is the above but aged at least two years and hasn't been blended.
So good to see Dermot and Claire together
Mellow Corn is the whiskey connoisseur’s best kept secret. $15 for the rather unassuming bottle. 50% alcohol. Good times.
😐
Well, they certainly didn't waste any money on the advertising. Or the flavour, given the reactions from the TRYers.
I'd instead argue Evan Williams BIB or Old Grandad BIB.
Both of them cost under $20 and are highly regarded among whiskey drinkers as great bang-for-your-buck bourbons.
@@jameswright4236 You know I have been drinking whisky and bourbon lately, and have never tried Evan Williams. My favorites are wild turkey and Jack Daniels.
@@Pumpkin3.14pi I'd give it a go. You can find the classic Black Label for like $12 at Total Wine, and the White Label for around the same. However, if you live in the UK it's closer to £35 which I think is rather expensive. I could get a WT101 or Knob Creek Small Batch or the new 9 Year Old for the same money.
No Lena ??? Guess Dermot going to do double duty, lol. Eadaoin's sweater vest is quite lovely. Looks very nice on her.
“ normally whiskey smells like whiskey “
Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor
“Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whisky, I see. You killed all my kinfolk, now DAMN YOU! Try me.”