@@AP02112 lol i hope you realize every golfer he plays with mentions his cheating habits and he says he has a golf handicap of 4 (bullshit) but even if this was the first time he’s ever told the truth that’s still only 2 strokes better than JFK, this L isn’t as fat as the one you took on Jan 6th but that’s okay
Keystone Shepard what is the heck does that even mean? Cant say he looks real concerned about you and your needs. And he’s had 4 years to show you he is......but instead he spent most of the time doing this (and likely lying about the score). He’s laughing at how easy it is to get you and others to vote against your best interests.
Those were all just practice swings. His real drive landed on the green....located, miraculously by his caddie, 6 feet from the hole....... which was a gimme because he's never missed a 6 footer in his life. Mark him down for an amazing eagle.
@@Emiliano-su5nz second that. I usually don’t comment on comments but this is worthy of an applause. What a precise original comment with perfect execution. I
"Not many people have birdied that hole...from what I've heard. i'm right up there...in 4 shots. You guys didn't see me putt, but I made that putt btw. Not many people know that."
Here’s a joker that should start a golf organisation that allows every player to score 50 or less by simply picking up a scorecard, retiring to the bar to fill in the score he wants, makes 20 copies for his record book and buys a drink for everyone in the clubhouse. Goes home, calls the local newspaper sports page editor and goes to bed.
Hello hows your day? I want to share you This is a message from your loving God. God is a loving God and want to save us all. God dont want anybody to suffer or have a hard life. Meaning of life is love and that's what God wants. Thats the meaning of life. If we would take care and love each other that would solve all the problems. But world is not like that. World is a sinful world. God dont destroy this world but we humans do. His immediately ready if you want to serve him. God will show you the right path what leads to life. Its a path of love. God made us and have eternal love and mercy. This world is not what God wanted. But he gave us free will. You can choose good or bad. Thats why he send he's only son Jesus that we had mercy. Jesus is God too because he is God's only son. Now this world have went to very wicked and our God is crying. So many peoples are on the path of destruction. World have allways been wicked but now is extremely bad times going on. God want's peoples to come back to serve him and he wants to give forever life and happiness. God is a God of love, mercy, justice and a judgment. He love us peoples as much as hes son Jesus. There is one big lie going on this world. Its an evolution lie. First please think this thing. Why all the fruits, berrys and vegetables taste so good? Anybody can go to own home kitchen and try to do the same taste. Then look up please and watch those extremely beautiful birds. Do you really believe birds came from dinosaurs? We need very light bones, right size, correct shape, a bird's beak and feathers. And the same time birds are very beautiful. I send only these two questions to evolution professor and nothing came back(Why berries taste so good and how those little birds survived without wings) Then they say evolution gave animals camoflash to survive. Well if we look black panther. They say it's black because it's a night-time hunter and that black color also give it protection during night-time. First thing: evolution dont have brains and it gave that black color they say. Second thing: Please think how many shades of colors are and all animal have to be black. Third thing: Then they say there were many panthers with another color also and the best color was left. Because it's the best color in the nigh time. This is a lie also because: if you think like evolutionist's: the animals system also have to know to do black anymore. Rabbit is also brown when it's a summer and white when it's a winter. We need intelligence to do that. They say also evolution develops animals or Humans what kind of element we live. Why then fish have gills and whale have lungs? They say first came the first cell and that was finally a fish. And then finally fish came to land and it was frog or something. But thats inpossible because gills should also transform to lungs under the water. They brake their own logic when they say that. And how about a whale. Whale proves also God is real because it have lungs. Theory of evolution tells everything started from ocean. They also say that plants came from ocean and thats why we have now. Thats a lie because: The plants have an underwater pollination system. If something comes to the beach it will die for it. And they are breaking their logic again. Fish and other water animals and plants belong to sea. Only our loving God can create life and everything what we humans and animals need. People can try to think but the deeper we try to dig the more lost we are. We cant ever create life from nothing. A simple car engine also needs its maker, parts, fuel and the right structure to work. I had health problems about six years ago. Finally it was so bad i thought im gonna die. My heart was beating fast. My blood pressure was high. Then i started to lose my energy. When i try to walk my legs felt heavy and my stamina went very bad also. Then i started losing my sleep. Eventually i crashed a little into the road and asked God and Jesus to help. Finally I started to run in the toilet all the time too. Then the very awful thing came. I lost fastly almost all my ability to sleep and I started to loose my weight. Blood came out of my nose and I started to lost my hairs too. I visit hospitals and private hospitals too but they couldn't help me. They gave me beta blockers to my heart and finally medicine to my high blood pressure too. I wanted to get inside the hospital but they refused to take me in. In private hospitals they couldn't understand why they dont take me in the main hospital. Finally I contact to other country and I asked can you take me in the hospital. Then they asked where are you here? I told im in the other country and I need a help. But they told me we cant take you in because you dont live here. So I can tell you money didnt help me. Later I told my family im gonna die very soon because I felt completely awful. Finally I asked again God to help me. Then finally my Mother saw one Angel vision and three Jesus vision. After that it took few days and my health came back. I got my sleeping back and my heart started to calm down. I started to gain weight. Blood pressure went back to normal and finally I got all my hairs back. This Is very short version what happend to me but I was close to death. God Is real and loves us very much. When you begin to seek God you Will find True love. Read the Bible too please because its a perfect book. Thats how you know God Is real💕🙏. Read what Jesus told because its perfect talking💕🙏
And my playing partner came over, tears in his eyes and said sir, he said sir was that a 3 sir? And I said no that last one was a gimme, put me down for 2
I golfed 125 rounds this year. He has access to year round golf. I come from a northern climate and have May-Oct if lucky. Not surprised he has 350 rounds. Not a bad swing. 20mph winds in the face and a tuff hole. Yeah he ate it on that one, biggly. Let's see anyone golf in 25mph winds, cross wind from Marine 1 helicopter. With press, security, and the world's issues in each stroke. Compare Biden's, Charles Barkley-style swing and Biden's....they are horrible. Biden played golf often and basketball even more often. Obama smoked or smokes cigarettes. At least, unlike these other two, Trump didn't kill any innocent civilians with drone strikes! Good job libtards, you really got 'em this time!
@@JJ-kz7sm But he bitched nonstop about Obama playing. And taking 6 wks vacation. Trump went 25 miles each way to play at his own VA course. And was at his own properties 400+ days in 4 years. That's over 1 YEAR of office....for a man who claimed he'd be so busy working he'd never get to play golf.
@GizmoBeach it's called COVID. don't try and blame trump for covid, it's you dems who put restrictions on everything and fought Trump EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 4 YEARS and this man STILL fulfilled 90 % of his campaign promises. Nuff said bub.
No, that's not right, it's more like, "People are saying it was an eagle. I heard it was the best eagle the world has ever seen. No one knew it was even possible. I had to invent the term eagle because it's never been done before. It's a score, such a beautiful score, lower than anyone could even imagine"
"This is a tough course. It is the toughest course we've seen from the standpoint of courses. The wind was like a category 4 Hurricane. Some would say it was like a category 6, I heard a couple people say no one else can play in this wind. Everyone stopped playing due to the wind and I beat the course record. By far I beat the course record, no one is even close."
It's like tennis - until you actually get good, it's just hours spent chasing balls and swearing at yourself. But once you're good it's the greatest game ever :)
@@flamingfrancis - I think it's why they're always laughing at the end of a round. Have you read, "Commander in Cheat". It's a hoot! It's written by Hall of Fame sports writer and broadcaster Rick Reilly.
When a golfer's nickname, given to him by the club caddies, is "Pele" .... (Because he's so good at kicking balls out of the rough or sand, & into the fairway)
@@freerangemarketers Yeah, in 20mph winds. A 3 typically shoots mid-low 70s and they don't shoot those scores by leaving fairly simple pitch shots 20 yards short.
@@freerangemarketers The reason the ball was not traveling through the air was not the wind. It was the massive divots taken out of the ground by the club, before contacting the ball.
The ball was in a 9 inch hole. It took an absolute amazing shot from the greatest golfer on the planet to get it out. People say it was the most awesome shot ever. The crowd of 75k people all said he should be on the tour.
#1. Off the tee. #2. To 60yds short of the green. #3. Chunked it 30 yds. #4. Chunked it again, now farther away. #5. On the green. #6. Putt #1. #7. Putt #2 in the hole? Trump,"Put me down for a PAR." Actually a triple bogie.
Yeah. Assured funding for black colleges first time in history - criminal justice reform - black opportunity zones - taxes cut - Onerous regulations reduced - Fastest economic growth - Lowest unemployment in 40 years for everyone including minorities - Wages rising - Out of Iran deal and phony Paris Climate Hoax - Embassy in Jerusalem - Hostages home from North Korea - Dumped NAFTA and got USMCA and CHINA deals - Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh - 80+ judges confirmed. Military build, braced NATO and now WHO, 2 very dead terrorists, back in space for good and renewed PRIDE in this magnificent experiment in governance.
Pops150 first of all climate change is not a hoax. He has also done way more harm to black people than good. He has children in cages. Kavanaugh is a piece of shit as is trump
Kayleigh and Kelly reassure me it was just the camera angle, he actually holed the first shot. Later there was a weather warning which he totally ignored. Blamed Chinaa !!!
Yes, that's the problem with ad-libbing - only 3rd graders think they understood what he was saying. Did you see him mincing his way down the ramp on those tiny feet, holding on to the hand rail for dear life?
@@prevaloir5362 LOL actually, seems like a lot of Democrats are on their way there. Some involved are already in a cell waiting for their buddies. The irony lol
"the country is going to hell, and Obama is out golfing." -Trump "I'm going to be working for you, I'm not going to have time to go play golf," - Trump “I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done,I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not be a president that takes time off.” -Trump "Can you believe that, with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf. Worse than Carter,” -Trump "President Barack Obama's vacation is costing taxpayers millions of dollars - unbelievable!" -Trump
@JJoe I guess presiding over the raid that killed OBL isn't "meaningful" enough for brainless assholes like you. Not to mention the things he tried to do but was blocked by traitors in Congress like Mitch McConnell.
Trump after the round: "Can you believe I birdied 18? Nobody birdies that hole. Tiger Woods said I played that hole better than anyone ever has." Spectator: "But I have you on video taking a minimum of 4 strokes (probably more) just to get on the green and it was a par 4 so....." Trump: "Fake news. You're from CNN aren't you? What a nasty thing to say. Your ratings are horrible." Spectator: "I was just watching you play and I have it on video......" Trump: "Everybody knows I birdied that hole. "
one man pulled the curtain back and exposed everything to the world stood up for america and you taken everything the swamp has and still being attacked put your trump sgin in your yard stand up and be proud right is right be your neighbors hero tks for watching vote trump
trumps playing golf, meanwhile liberal leaders are trying out how to fine you for calling someone their fuckin gender. Yeah man you got us haha. Hope liberals win and tax the fuck out of you for social programs that wont benefit you.
@@CB-rv2lj actually taxes are only being raised on folks who make over 400k a year. Your president payed 750 bucks in taxes, do you see why we want to increase them on the rich? We must eliminate tax loop holes. If you can’t agree with that then idk what side you’re on I’m sure both side would like to get rid of tax loop holes.
Given his talent for shovelling his own sloppy fecal matter uphill in a headwind while claiming to be as pure as driven snow, it's a surprise to me that he was unable to ace it.
Not when you’ve been playing for so many years and have access to the best pros and golf clubs…plenty of old dudes out at the courses every day who do just fine
Out of all you numnuts I’m the only one who’s played golf with Trump. I belong to his club in Briarcliff Manor, Westchester. I can assure you he’s a low single digit handicapper. He has a unique swing alright but hits it long and is an excellent putter. He’s a strong, tall guy. I’ve also played with Bill Clinton at Trump’s course and can assure you he’s a solid 22 and cheats.
He is a( handicap golfer) .Give me three mulligans per hole,I get to take the ball out from all sandtraps, par 5's I will tee off from the womens tee, and I can move my ball behind trees,rocks and water hazards.
Yeah, pal. Assured funding for black colleges first time in history - criminal justice reform - black opportunity zones - taxes cut - Onerous regulations reduced - Fastest economic growth - Lowest unemployment in 40 years for everyone including minorities - Wages rising - Out of Iran deal and phony Paris Climate Hoax - Embassy in Jerusalem - Hostages home from North Korea - Dumped NAFTA and got USMCA and CHINA deals - Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh - 80+ judges confirmed. Military build, braced NATO and now WHO, 2 very dead terrorists, back in space for good and renewed PRIDE in this magnificent experiment in governance.
“It was some of the windyist wind I have ever seen. Such strong winds. The strongest winds. I said I’d get a hole in one and I did. But the wind had some push back.”
A friend of mine scored an ace on one of his courses. Trump sent him a congratulatory letter and claimed he’s notched 5 aces in his lifetime. What does THAT tell you? 😂😂
The Chinese, they have these weather machines, causing all this wind. Terrible, terrible wind, it was the worst wind anyone's ever seen, and they told me "Sir, you can't use a wedge!", and I told him "I'll use a wedge, and you can't tell me not to". So I used the wedge, and even though the ball rolled back down the hill once or twice, it was a tremendous shot. A beautiful shot. And all the people were clapping and cheering, all the Irish people. I love Ireland, it is a beautiful place, the most beautiful place.
The way the wind blows at Doonbeg, sometimes the ball goes where it is not expected. The wind can knock down wedges well short, even when you hit them well.
@user-ei1bl5jx1o Have not what? I have played Doonbeg, while the wind blew hard, and a shot hit up the rough on one side of the fairway could end up on the otherside of that fairway. A wedge? I learned it was better to not hit a wedge, just bump and run.
Today i hit the best albatross ever known to man, it was simply beautiful . The fake news were there but they couldn't stop me breaking more club records .
“it was a great wedge shot, some would say the greatest wedge shot, i believe i heard a couple people call it the greatest wedge shot”
That cracked me up!
Good call! I even read it in Trump's voice.
Well, he is a +2 handicap so he will hit great wedge shots like this! 😂😂🤣
It was heeuuuuuuggghe!
You’re mad Trump is a better golfer than every president combined. Another win for the greatest ever!
@@AP02112 lol i hope you realize every golfer he plays with mentions his cheating habits and he says he has a golf handicap of 4 (bullshit) but even if this was the first time he’s ever told the truth that’s still only 2 strokes better than JFK, this L isn’t as fat as the one you took on Jan 6th but that’s okay
It's not how many swings you take, it's who gets to mark the scorecard.
I heard the leader of North Korea played golf once and scored a hole in one on every single hole for a final score of -54
Yep, even on the par 5s over 500 yards!
Heard it was nine hole in ones, then deigned to carry on as "golf is too easy".
Nope. It was a stapleford score of 1 for each hole not hole in one 🐑
Any amateur golfer can empathize with this!
Fuck Trump, but not for this. Every weekend golfer has been there.
Yes, however, Trump claims he plays off 3. That is not a shot of someone playing off 3.
@@Yimello I saw Nickaus do that in the PGA Championship. Go to any professional tournament and you will see a lot of bad shots.
@@Yimello bro trump is like 80 soo
@@tuckerwelty3913 So he shouldn't be claiming that he's a low handicapper then. No one would blaim him at his age for having a higher handicap.
“The biggest golf crowd in history was watching me birdie that hole and cheering loudly, no ones ever seen anything like it.”
🤣🤣🤣
I did an albatross, it was on a par 3 if I remember well...
Lol stroll better than a socialist man the dems
don’t know the average American
He didn't have enough of the green with the ball.
Keystone Shepard what is the heck does that even mean? Cant say he looks real concerned about you and your needs. And he’s had 4 years to show you he is......but instead he spent most of the time doing this (and likely lying about the score). He’s laughing at how easy it is to get you and others to vote against your best interests.
"put me down for a 3..."
and he says hes a 2 handicap 😂😂😂
@@platinumpineapple9943 that's classic 22 handicap biz right there!
steve hunt u mean 32 😏
@Paul cal Same, but I was going to give him a 4.
@A L and you obviously don't understand sarcasm
Broke the course record that day, it was wonderful
For taking the most shots to complete the round!
This is the work of a winner of multiple golf championships. (His own tournaments at his own clubs)
Those were all just practice swings. His real drive landed on the green....located, miraculously by his caddie, 6 feet from the hole....... which was a gimme because he's never missed a 6 footer in his life. Mark him down for an amazing eagle.
One of few comments that have made me lol
@@Emiliano-su5nz second that. I usually don’t comment on comments but this is worthy of an applause. What a precise original comment with perfect execution. I
Tell us about all of your accomplishments.
Only a weak loser talks sh@t about another a man’s golf game.
Who gives a fuck, pussy
The most amazing eagle ever. Probably the most amazing one. Actually, the greatest, too.
"Not many people have birdied that hole...from what I've heard. i'm right up there...in 4 shots. You guys didn't see me putt, but I made that putt btw. Not many people know that."
Ha! I love the guy...but that's funny. Can picture him saying that.
It was a great putt too.
Here’s a joker that should start a golf organisation that allows every player to score 50 or less by simply picking up a scorecard, retiring to the bar to fill in the score he wants, makes 20 copies for his record book and buys a drink for everyone in the clubhouse. Goes home, calls the local newspaper sports page editor and goes to bed.
Hello hows your day? I want to share you
This is a message from your loving God.
God is a loving God and want to save us all.
God dont want anybody to suffer or have a hard life. Meaning of life is love and that's what God wants. Thats the meaning of life. If we would take care and love each other that would solve all the problems. But world is not like that. World is a sinful world. God dont destroy this world but we humans do. His immediately ready if you want to serve him. God will show you the right path what leads to life. Its a path of love. God made us and have eternal love and mercy. This world is not what God wanted. But he gave us free will. You can choose good or bad. Thats why he send he's only son Jesus that we had mercy. Jesus is God too because he is God's only son. Now this world have went to very wicked and our God is crying. So many peoples are on the path of destruction. World have allways been wicked but now is extremely bad times going on. God want's peoples to come back to serve him and he wants to give forever life and happiness. God is a God of love, mercy, justice and a judgment.
He love us peoples as much as hes son Jesus.
There is one big lie going on this world. Its an evolution lie. First please think this thing. Why all the fruits, berrys and vegetables taste so good? Anybody can go to own home kitchen and try to do the same taste. Then look up please and watch those extremely beautiful birds. Do you really believe birds came from dinosaurs? We need very light bones, right size, correct shape, a bird's beak and feathers. And the same time birds are very beautiful. I send only these two questions to evolution professor and nothing came back(Why berries taste so good and how those little birds survived without wings)
Then they say evolution gave animals camoflash to survive. Well if we look black panther. They say it's black because it's a night-time hunter and that black color also give it protection during night-time. First thing: evolution dont have brains and it gave that black color they say. Second thing: Please think how many shades of colors are and all animal have to be black.
Third thing: Then they say there were many panthers with another color also and the best color was left. Because it's the best color in the nigh time. This is a lie also because: if you think like evolutionist's: the animals system also have to know to do black anymore. Rabbit is also brown when it's a summer and white when it's a winter. We need intelligence to do that.
They say also evolution develops animals or Humans what kind of element we live. Why then fish have gills and whale have lungs? They say first came the first cell and that was finally a fish. And then finally fish came to land and it was frog or something.
But thats inpossible because gills should also transform to lungs under the water. They brake their own logic when they say that. And how about a whale. Whale proves also God is real because it have lungs. Theory of evolution tells everything started from ocean.
They also say that plants came from ocean and thats why we have now.
Thats a lie because:
The plants have an underwater pollination system. If something comes to the beach it will die for it. And they are breaking their logic again. Fish and other water animals and plants belong to sea.
Only our loving God can create life and everything what we humans and animals need. People can try to think but the deeper we try to dig the more lost we are. We cant ever create life from nothing.
A simple car engine also needs its maker, parts, fuel and the right structure to work.
I had health problems about six years ago. Finally it was so bad i thought im gonna die. My heart was beating fast. My blood pressure was high. Then i started to lose my energy. When i try to walk my legs felt heavy and my stamina went very bad also. Then i started losing my sleep. Eventually i crashed a little into the road and asked God and Jesus to help. Finally I started to run in the toilet all the time too. Then the very awful thing came. I lost fastly almost all my ability to sleep and I started to loose my weight. Blood came out of my nose and I started to lost my hairs too. I visit hospitals and private hospitals too but they couldn't help me. They gave me beta blockers to my heart and finally medicine to my high blood pressure too. I wanted to get inside the hospital but they refused to take me in. In private hospitals they couldn't understand why they dont take me in the main hospital. Finally I contact to other country and I asked can you take me in the hospital. Then they asked where are you here? I told im in the other country and I need a help. But they told me we cant take you in because you dont live here. So I can tell you money didnt help me. Later I told my family im gonna die very soon because I felt completely awful. Finally I asked again God to help me. Then finally my Mother saw one Angel vision and three Jesus vision. After that it took few days and my health came back. I got my sleeping back and my heart started to calm down. I started to gain weight. Blood pressure went back to normal and finally I got all my hairs back. This Is very short version what happend to me but I was close to death. God Is real and loves us very much. When you begin to seek God you Will find True love. Read the Bible too please because its a perfect book. Thats how you know God Is real💕🙏. Read what Jesus told because its perfect talking💕🙏
Not a golfer in the world that this hasn’t happened too
@Me Tube you have no mirrors😂🤣😃😄😄😅😆😉😊😣😥😏😋🤔
Never to me because I trained for that not to happen! O.B yes not that, 🤔😥😣😏😊😏🤔
@@davidgivins4203 what?
@@jonpmatthews8909 I'll give you 3 strokes aside! That's what🤔😋😏
@@davidgivins4203 You've never come up short on a pitch shot? Never? Ladies and gentlemen, this guy right here... 🤔
"One of the hardest shots the members at the course say they've ever seen, ever...and I think I did pretty good."
Leave it out! Nothing to a scratch player like Trump
“ people say to me, Sir , we’ve never seen anyone play that hole better than you. Even Abe Lincoln couldn’t play that hole as well as you did Sir”
Underrated comment
This is hilarious and at the same time sad because of how accurate is!
@@KrimNL10DenZ Trump 2020.
That’s accurate
@@minutesnippet How?
@@minutesnippet He hasn’t lost the election though...you might want to check your sources. Haha
The most tremendous double bogey you've ever seen, probably the greatest in the history of golf.
@@JR-kw3be if I could love that comment I would lol
I make it out to be a triple bogey 7 on a par 4 hole.
@@JR-kw3be Let's go Brandon is a code for "Let's go Brandon."
@@chris2513-cc Think he put a 7 on his card? Neither do I.
And my playing partner came over, tears in his eyes and said sir, he said sir was that a 3 sir? And I said no that last one was a gimme, put me down for 2
all I can say is that if you play golf. This has happened to you at least once lol
It happens to everybody including tour pros.
At least once??? Try ever time I go out.
It happens to everyone, but the number of strokes they put down for the hole was likely lower than Trump's.
I play virtual golf and it has happened. At this very hole even 😂
Played over 350 times in 4 years.....and that’s his swing? Whoa.....
I golfed 125 rounds this year. He has access to year round golf. I come from a northern climate and have May-Oct if lucky. Not surprised he has 350 rounds. Not a bad swing. 20mph winds in the face and a tuff hole. Yeah he ate it on that one, biggly. Let's see anyone golf in 25mph winds, cross wind from Marine 1 helicopter. With press, security, and the world's issues in each stroke. Compare Biden's, Charles Barkley-style swing and Biden's....they are horrible. Biden played golf often and basketball even more often. Obama smoked or smokes cigarettes. At least, unlike these other two, Trump didn't kill any innocent civilians with drone strikes! Good job libtards, you really got 'em this time!
Replace Obama for Biden and Biden for Obama...hard to tell them apart...
@@JJ-kz7sm But he bitched nonstop about Obama playing. And taking 6 wks vacation. Trump went 25 miles each way to play at his own VA course. And was at his own properties 400+ days in 4 years. That's over 1 YEAR of office....for a man who claimed he'd be so busy working he'd never get to play golf.
@@JJ-kz7sm
Especially when comparing their job creation records to Trump’s, which was lower than Bush’s in his 2nd term. 🙄
@GizmoBeach it's called COVID. don't try and blame trump for covid, it's you dems who put restrictions on everything and fought Trump EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 4 YEARS and this man STILL fulfilled 90 % of his campaign promises. Nuff said bub.
Trump-"I struggled because Obama left the course in such bad shape"
Obama swing - all arms, no turn. Weak.
Pops150 he’d beat that fat fuck orange gorilla all day long. He’s already beat him in running the country. Trump is toast.
two w but.. trump is far better than Obama at golf lol
Ha ha thats good !!
@@Truthmoses
Dear God, you wish......All the pros know that Trump has 3x the swing Barry does, and thats not only in golf......get a grip. LMMFAO!
"A drive, two quarter swings, a half swing, and a 30 foot gimme....put me down for a 3."
Hahaha so funny. Hahaha
Kinda like his profile pic
Done that a few times. He seems to be pretty chill and takes it in stride.
This is the guy who has won 29,30,31 (whatever it is), club championships, on courses he owns, and plays against himself.!
What an athlete!!
“There are people out there that say I got par” -Donald Trump
Nope , but he sure as shit is not a 2.8 handicap.
Derek Guess but he always lies about how good he is.
No, that's not right, it's more like, "People are saying it was an eagle. I heard it was the best eagle the world has ever seen. No one knew it was even possible. I had to invent the term eagle because it's never been done before. It's a score, such a beautiful score, lower than anyone could even imagine"
I stand corrected.
Par 5 maybe
Trump, leaving the green: "Put me down for a 4."
4? drive, chip, putt. That's a BIrdie by Trump accounting.
cdjhyoung you got a degree in gender studies kid
trump would say put me down for a 4 only if it was a par 5. Birdie!
Nah his first tee shot went in he felt bad so he played another ball
Believe it or not, multiple pros say billy boy Clinton’s best friend on the golf course is his eraser
That guy just won two club championships at DT Palm Beach :)
Yea sure, says trump.
Do you actually believe that?
is seeing believing?
"This is a tough course. It is the toughest course we've seen from the standpoint of courses. The wind was like a category 4 Hurricane. Some would say it was like a category 6, I heard a couple people say no one else can play in this wind. Everyone stopped playing due to the wind and I beat the course record. By far I beat the course record, no one is even close."
been there done that. golf has got to be the most frustrating game
It's like tennis - until you actually get good, it's just hours spent chasing balls and swearing at yourself. But once you're good it's the greatest game ever :)
@@interdimensionalsteve8172 Even when you get good at tennis (and golf) - you still sometimes mess up like this. Look at Novak's overheads.
Frustrating?...Good Lord man, can you imagine being in a group with this known cheat.
@@flamingfrancis - I think it's why they're always laughing at the end of a round. Have you read, "Commander in Cheat". It's a hoot! It's written by Hall of Fame sports writer and broadcaster Rick Reilly.
@Burr Anderson what is the point?
I’ve golfed with a few fellas that have, let’s say, fuzzy counting skills.
So are you saying he cheated here? What did he score? Have you seen his card?
A top Pro said Trump played very honestly and was a legitimate 12 Handicapper. He said Obama and Clinton cheated.
Don’t count those first three strokes. The grass got in the way of his brilliant swing.
Either that, or the world forgot to rotate fast enough under his feet for the albatross penned on the score-card ... 🤔
When a golfer's nickname, given to him by the club caddies, is "Pele" .... (Because he's so good at kicking balls out of the rough or sand, & into the fairway)
A true 3 handicap puts that pitch on the green 9 out of 10 times.
I’m 20 mph winds. Okay dude
@@freerangemarketers Yeah, in 20mph winds. A 3 typically shoots mid-low 70s and they don't shoot those scores by leaving fairly simple pitch shots 20 yards short.
@@freerangemarketers The reason the ball was not traveling through the air was not the wind. It was the massive divots taken out of the ground by the club, before contacting the ball.
@@freerangemarketers - The wind isn't that bad, you obviously have never played, so shut the hell up you fool
The guy CHEATS.
Bryson and Tiger would disagree. Even Tiger said out of all the presidents Trump was the best player out of all of them.
Trump has something that most players would never consider: a pencil with an eraser!!!
That’s a multiple club championship winner right there!
Love Ireland. Beautiful country, forever in my heart.
.... especially the maccaroni. maccaroni are great!!!!111🤣🤣
We have not had such a charismatic POTUS since JFK.
He owns and operates 5 of the world's best golf courses.
Without a doubt the best golfer in the history of the universe. There is no other better than him. He is a legend.
He approves the message
Did you even watch the masters last month? Professionals fuck up even worse than this. Stupid comment
Um - are you forgetting Kim Jung-Un??
@@jaggerjards7236 Kim supposedly golfed a perfect game on his first try and never golfed again. This is what he told his people
Faked video. He actually made a hole in one on that par 4.
Duff, chunk, skull ... birdie!
Exactly!
The ball was in a 9 inch hole. It took an absolute amazing shot from the greatest golfer on the planet to get it out. People say it was the most awesome shot ever. The crowd of 75k people all said he should be on the tour.
That’s golf. Anyone suggesting that he is not a good player because of this is definitely not a golfer!!!!
Handled it pretty well. I would’ve thrown the wedge across the green.
Him and Kim Jong both posted a 36 on the day
#1. Off the tee. #2. To 60yds short of the green. #3. Chunked it 30 yds. #4. Chunked it again, now farther away. #5. On the green. #6. Putt #1. #7. Putt #2 in the hole? Trump,"Put me down for a PAR." Actually a triple bogie.
He missed the green by 50 yards, then did 3 miserable wedge shots to not yet reach the green. What a stable golf genius.
But he did card an eagle on the hole, so there's that... 🙄🤣
Lmao trump cheats at everything
His game is skill is better than obama, on all areas of life. check your TDS
ever see obama or biden play golf?
@@bjornbergen8900 Yea they also don't brag and lie about their golf game.
With all the taxpayers money he has spent, you would think he would be much better than that, what a hack!
LOL! Too funny! He's not just a hack on the course either....hehe
Yeah. Assured funding for black colleges first time in history - criminal justice reform - black opportunity zones - taxes cut - Onerous regulations reduced - Fastest economic growth - Lowest unemployment in 40 years for everyone including minorities - Wages rising - Out of Iran deal and phony Paris Climate Hoax - Embassy in Jerusalem - Hostages home from North Korea - Dumped NAFTA and got USMCA and CHINA deals - Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh - 80+ judges confirmed. Military build, braced NATO and now WHO, 2 very dead terrorists, back in space for good and renewed PRIDE in this magnificent experiment in governance.
Stay home Karen
Pops150 first of all climate change is not a hoax. He has also done way more harm to black people than good. He has children in cages. Kavanaugh is a piece of shit as is trump
@@carterreid9869 youre upset about Bernie still arent you?
Kayleigh and Kelly reassure me it was just the camera angle, he actually holed the first shot. Later there was a weather warning which he totally ignored. Blamed Chinaa !!!
Roger that!
He would have marked it on the card as a birdie. Maybe an eagle. A beautiful eagle with a glint in its eye. The greatest eagle ever.
How do you know? What did he mark? Have you seen his card?
He knows how to walk up stairs though, and he can speak without a teleprompter
cmon man!! But could Trump beat CornPop
Yes, that's the problem with ad-libbing - only 3rd graders think they understood what he was saying. Did you see him mincing his way down the ramp on those tiny feet, holding on to the hand rail for dear life?
@@Longtack55 what?! 😂
“Put me down for a birdie”
I’m “sure” he carded a 4 on that one.
Really looks like the mental approach and setup of someone claiming a 3. What a DB.
Golf us hard especially at his age and he's playing PGA courses that makes it way harder. He also has an audience that can effect your game alot too
Plus he’s horrible at golf…. that makes it tough.
My husband is the same age as Trump and his Golf is in and out. Only great difference is my husband doesn’t tell everyone how great he is
@@Annagramma-u7x Your husband sucks, that's why!
*crowd* : OHHHHHHH
*trump* : waves at crowd, "thanks i'll be here all week"
literally. he'll be there all week
He'll also be in the white house for the next 4 years.
@@brandona9326 He won't. He's gotta better place in a prison where his old ass will rot.
@@prevaloir5362 LOL actually, seems like a lot of Democrats are on their way there. Some involved are already in a cell waiting for their buddies. The irony lol
@@brandona9326 same with the officials who didn’t let the republicans see the ballots. And the fraudulent voting. Absolute mess
@@brandona9326 Four more days ! Four more days !
Seems like a guy that uses the foot wedge often
Marked it down as a birdie, then attacked the press for the ‘fake news’ that he fluffed 2 shots 😂
He remained calm. Most golfers would have a meltdown.
Bet his scorecard showed he made par on that hole.
Birdie
Rick H. Hole in one
@stephen glover - Yet here you are, commenting no less! The irony!
@stephen glover - WTF? We went from a Trump scorecard to a vote for biden??????
"the country is going to hell, and Obama is out golfing." -Trump
"I'm going to be working for you, I'm not going to have time to go play golf," - Trump
“I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done,I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not be a president that takes time off.” -Trump
"Can you believe that, with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf. Worse than Carter,” -Trump
"President Barack Obama's vacation is costing taxpayers millions of dollars - unbelievable!" -Trump
@JJoe Just curious, what's a great job?
@JJoe I guess presiding over the raid that killed OBL isn't "meaningful" enough for brainless assholes like you. Not to mention the things he tried to do but was blocked by traitors in Congress like Mitch McConnell.
Angry Tom 👏🏻well said.
JJoe ha yeah wrong
JJoe youre such a weak minded individual
It took him just three shots to get it up the hill. Lol that’s how my average round goes.
And he still went under par and won the match!
All the hatred in the comments, but please, tell us how you’re all such better people.
I would have only chunked it once, not twice...there you go!🤓
Trump after the round: "Can you believe I birdied 18? Nobody birdies that hole. Tiger Woods said I played that hole better than anyone ever has."
Spectator: "But I have you on video taking a minimum of 4 strokes (probably more) just to get on the green and it was a par 4 so....."
Trump: "Fake news. You're from CNN aren't you? What a nasty thing to say. Your ratings are horrible."
Spectator: "I was just watching you play and I have it on video......"
Trump: "Everybody knows I birdied that hole. "
lol you are obsessed with this man. What does that feel like?
@@Theozzie11 It'll feel great when he goes to jail.
Making up hate stories. People do this all day long and sometimes it makes the news lol
@@Theozzie11 No if you understand anything about golf you will know that he is a fake..just like in everything else!
Oh and by the way he cheats!!!
@@HankTheTank23 Henry R - can you explain some of the main reasons why you support trump and please support with actual facts
one man pulled the curtain back and exposed everything to the world stood up for america and you taken everything the swamp has and still being attacked put your trump sgin in your yard stand up and be proud right is right be your neighbors hero tks for watching vote trump
I bet you he recorded it as a birdie.
That’s a birdie in trump world
I was going to say par but birdie is probably right.
eagle
trumps playing golf, meanwhile liberal leaders are trying out how to fine you for calling someone their fuckin gender. Yeah man you got us haha. Hope liberals win and tax the fuck out of you for social programs that wont benefit you.
Danny Boyd Wow? Why are you a such a snowflake? One can’t even make fun of Trumps golf swing without you getting defensive
@@CB-rv2lj actually taxes are only being raised on folks who make over 400k a year. Your president payed 750 bucks in taxes, do you see why we want to increase them on the rich? We must eliminate tax loop holes. If you can’t agree with that then idk what side you’re on I’m sure both side would like to get rid of tax loop holes.
Probably the best golfer the world has ever seen, he says.
Carlsberg don't do golfers...
Given his talent for shovelling his own sloppy fecal matter uphill in a headwind while claiming to be as pure as driven snow, it's a surprise to me that he was unable to ace it.
He's still gotta lot of fairways to trod before he matches Kim's nine straight holes in one.
Best president golfer for sure.
Club champion
Lmao everyone in the comments forgot this is a man over 70, like bro golf is hard.
Not when you’ve been playing for so many years and have access to the best pros and golf clubs…plenty of old dudes out at the courses every day who do just fine
"You have Obama that wants to play golf instead of deal with people." - Donald Trump
Where’s the alligator when you want one?
Claims to be a single digit handicapper???
Riiiiight
You ever play golf on a championship caliber course? Ever seen those tight lies? No? Stfu #MAGA
@@zachryzimmerman4800 work and play at one
Zachry Zimmerman just look at his swing dumbass he’s clearly not a good golfer
Zachry Zimmerman well he’s obviously not a good golfer so why does he lie and says he is.
Out of all you numnuts I’m the only one who’s played golf with Trump. I belong to his club in Briarcliff Manor, Westchester. I can assure you he’s a low single digit handicapper. He has a unique swing alright but hits it long and is an excellent putter. He’s a strong, tall guy. I’ve also played with Bill Clinton at Trump’s course and can assure you he’s a solid 22 and cheats.
Didn’t account for that 25mph head wind.
Golf is a very difficult sport to be consistent at. Been playing 25 years and believe me.... it's very difficult. But extremely fun
My sentiments exactly .😊
There's no way this guy is a low handicap golfer.
He is a( handicap golfer) .Give me three mulligans per hole,I get to take the ball out from all sandtraps, par 5's I will tee off from the womens tee, and I can move my ball behind trees,rocks and water hazards.
@@thaimassage23 You forgot having his forecaddie throw his opponent's ball in a bunker (which actually happened)
So?
Guaranteed he didn't count ANY of those strokes. He's an infamous, world-class CHEATER. And not just at golf.
Yeah, pal. Assured funding for black colleges first time in history - criminal justice reform - black opportunity zones - taxes cut - Onerous regulations reduced - Fastest economic growth - Lowest unemployment in 40 years for everyone including minorities - Wages rising - Out of Iran deal and phony Paris Climate Hoax - Embassy in Jerusalem - Hostages home from North Korea - Dumped NAFTA and got USMCA and CHINA deals - Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh - 80+ judges confirmed. Military build, braced NATO and now WHO, 2 very dead terrorists, back in space for good and renewed PRIDE in this magnificent experiment in governance.
@@pops1507 You're an imbecile. He's the most corrupt motherfucker in US political history.
“It was some of the windyist wind I have ever seen. Such strong winds. The strongest winds. I said I’d get a hole in one and I did. But the wind had some push back.”
Unless you’ve actually played golf you don’t understand how hard even the simplest shots can be.
Unless of course you claim to have a low single figure handicap. Just saying.
@@jasonforsyth7633 lol no politics in this comment and someone already inferred a insinuation and got offended 😂
A friend of mine scored an ace on one of his courses. Trump sent him a congratulatory letter and claimed he’s notched 5 aces in his lifetime. What does THAT tell you? 😂😂
I see it as I would keep that letter and be proud that the potus took the time
@@_1ben To make it about himself and his phony aces. He wasn’t President at the time.
@@scottgoodrich5825 ok I see your point. Kinda don't agree. But if not the potus it gets tossed
@American Hero Why not? He shits on everyone else .
“Ace” was a typo. He meant to say “Slovenian.”
Hickory Dickory Dock. OH!!!!
i'm surprised he didn't pick it up & throw it?
I golf, I've had the same struggle. Just part of the game.
He broke the course record that day .
Yeaaa...he sure looks like a great golfer who doesn't cheat...LMAO!!!
He’d beat Obama like a rented mule.
@@russellbrown1068 Obama snaps him in half
XZagatoX Lol! You apparently know nothing about golf. Obama’s swing is hideous.
@@russellbrown1068 so is Bryson's, yet he wins shitloads.
@@russellbrown1068 And Trump cheats every time he plays. This is well documented 😂
I guess it’s hard to chip with those XL diapers he’s wearing
Johnny ... I'm sure you would know all about it Johnny boy .
No kidding!(lol) I can't believe I voted for that fat ass of crook......won't make that same mistake twice. Semper Fi!
Sadly he needs them cause he’s so full of shit. Poor poor man...
Obozo gave em a supply.
Iosia Ofoia I respect you for admitting you were wrong. I know a man who has never once admitted he was wrong
The Chinese, they have these weather machines, causing all this wind. Terrible, terrible wind, it was the worst wind anyone's ever seen, and they told me "Sir, you can't use a wedge!", and I told him "I'll use a wedge, and you can't tell me not to". So I used the wedge, and even though the ball rolled back down the hill once or twice, it was a tremendous shot. A beautiful shot. And all the people were clapping and cheering, all the Irish people. I love Ireland, it is a beautiful place, the most beautiful place.
I really don’t understand why people dislike this he literally struggled to get the ball up the hill.
Because your tax dollars have funded almost half a billion dollars paying for this horseshit
@@russmartin9549Biden going on 30 weeks of vacation so far
@@matthoon3737Oups ! That's the latest GQP lie !!!
@@folk47goulet27 yes it’s definitely a lie and not public information
"Mark me down for an eagle. I'm on pace to break 60 today!"
-Trump
Then you will be warmed up for the back 9 Mr President.
Trust me, the scorecard says "3"
After watching that display...that caddy had some balls to stand in the line of fire.
Solid up and down. Beautiful to watch.
and this is a guy carrying a 2.8 handicap?
No 3 handicapper hits shit shots like this. Trump SUCKS and lies, like usual
Any golfer who has a 3 index does nothing but play golf everyday. With his workload, I doubt he can maintain a 15.
Yea better than Jack N
Did he give himself a birdie.😂😂
how did youtube think "after watching lexi booras, let's show him trump"?
He has “bogey immunity” as a sitting president, per Attorney General Barr
Apparently it's a presidential tradition. Ask anyone who has played with President Clinton about his generous (to himself) use of mulligans.
He plays like the “Club Chumpion “ !
Not the first time Trump has trouble getting it up.
If Joe played golf they would have to call into the pro shop "clean up on 16" "send out crew". "Joe just shit his pants on the green"
When your 70 it's hard to hit the ball because every day the swing changes .
@Burr Anderson waite till you hit 70 and we will see.
Yet on his score card he still eagled it
At least he can walk up a hill without falling and remembers what hole he's on.
But needs 2 hands to drink water and can’t figure out how to close an umbrella 😂
Can he even get on a bicycle?
The way the wind blows at Doonbeg, sometimes the ball goes where it is not expected. The wind can knock down wedges well short, even when you hit them well.
HAHAHAHA tell us you've never with that comment, you actually haven't have you
@user-ei1bl5jx1o Have not what? I have played Doonbeg, while the wind blew hard, and a shot hit up the rough on one side of the fairway could end up on the otherside of that fairway. A wedge? I learned it was better to not hit a wedge, just bump and run.
Today i hit the best albatross ever known to man, it was simply beautiful . The fake news were there but they couldn't stop me breaking more club records .
Time for a vote! Who has a better swing? Charles Barkley or Trump?