CORRECTLY Ranking Every JoJo From Straightest to Gayest

On March 26th, 2019, a CZcamsr calling himself "Jewce Man" uploaded a video entitled "Ranking Every Joestar From Straightest to Gayest." Every single entry on Jewce Man's list is not just incorrect, but is also tawdry, heretical slander unto both Araki, and his iconic characters.
Over the past year, Jewce Man's original video has acquired over one and a half million views. To think that this poison has seeped into so many young minds . . . . . I have to undo the damage that Jewce Man has done. I've come to understand that it's up to me to rank every Joestar from straightest to gayest . . . . . properly.
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