Magnet Love | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- čas přidán 13. 02. 2024
- Theo is back with another solo episode of This Past Weekend, getting into the Valentine’s Day spirit by listening to love songs, chatting about his first romances, checking in with the unbustable Riley Mau, and taking some calls from the lovers out there, including one about a very unusual date at IHOP.
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Theo is a philosopher trapped inside of a Cajun
😂
I’ve never seen a more accurate description of Theo he says the most philosophical thing and then just keeps going 😂😂
“The perfection has already been done by a higher power I’ve just gotta show up and do my best” facts Theo
That’s the ayahuasca talking
Amen!
He ain't wrong tho
@@abbyhafen9533I want some then!
I just noticed these solo podcasts he does don’t get nearly as many views as interviews and I’m surprised bc I look forward to these. I think to just talk by yourself for over an hour and keep it interesting and funny is impressive. I also like to get one large dose of straight Theo Von thoughts with no distractions every now and then
The solo episodes are my favorite ones. His guests are good, but solo Theo is unlike anyone else.
Wholeheartedly agree
Solos are much better in my opinion
I agree these are my fav ones by far
I only watch these. Not the ones with guests unless they are with someone I know. Hope he never stops
"and happy February. If anyone celebrates months" 😂
That was my favorite part...lol
Me too!
Who else looks at Theo as a symbol for hope
Ofc hes all the hope i have 😂😂
Certainly a symbol of ‘Merica’
I also see it this way. cheers
@@Illhostility
The positive side.
(as a symbol for hope) I shall correct you sir for our dear friend theo is not merely a symbol but theo is in fact (THE SYMBOL OF HOPE)!!!
"It doesn't have to perfect guys, it's just life" - Theo Von - What a powerful way to start a podcast. Set the tone for a good time.
"The perfection has already been done" theo is so emotionally and spiritually intelligent. Between him and Duncan trussell we could save the world!
I'm 30 seconds in and caught myself saying "Come on Daddy bring it home..." 😂
@@turgidity_city3204dude you are so right... I'd add a few more to that list ... Including you. We all have the power to affect at least one person in our lives greatly on a day to day basis. That's a powerful thing baby!!! 💪🙏👍
@@hiyabuddy7right on man
Lotta people needed this today
Single mom of two sets of twins, all asleep in bed. House semi clean. Bills semi paid. About to start my skin care routine with Theo gracing the background in a whole vibe. Best V-day ever!
Congratulations! Sounds beautiful truly.
Yes m'am❤
I'm a working mom listening to Theo while I machine
So much love for you and that we can all enjoy this vibe! Love
Sounds great but maybe don't let everyone know what's going on at your home maybe I watch to many crime shows lol but dats all
aw that's cute. bless you and your little ones
Theo needs to be hugged for 3 hours and reminded of the value he truly has. He is a great human being.
I would love to meet him and just talk for a few hours. I wish his stand up was more of just talking to the audience. Love him so much
@@autumnsantomauroganggang If he had never made me laugh (which is not the case) he would still be one of the best people I have ever met. And that through a screen, from thousands of kilometers away. You can't cover up who you are all the time. And he is good and long-suffering, in an environment of bad and treacherous people. Greetings from Argentina
Ive never seen his stand up until 2 weeks ago. I went to his show on his tour and his stand up that night was like nothing I've seen from anyone. His stand up is a story telling, crowd connecting routine and it feels like your learn a lot about him outside of his comedy. He would communicate with the audience and it was honestly the best. I suggest seeing more recent stand ups of his or even go to one of his shows in person to see him talking to the audience.@@autumnsantomauroganggang
@@ztopz7508 i agree 100%. and I'm english, i hope our countries do not fight again.
from 1 theo von fan to another, i have love for you my brother or sister
Remember he said as a child he just wanted an adult to tell him "it'll be ok." It was so simple but so true thinking back on my childhood. I started doing it more with my kids and good friends and the amount of times my friends would answer with "I just needed to hear that" was too many times. We gotta be good to ourselves and each other.
theo going off solo on valentine's day, now thats real love
Riley
LOVE YOURSELF
❤ I think Theo truly loves everybody.
Theo and Riley are the most underrated duo in podcast world 😂
Its like theo is swimimg in the awkwardness haha
@@seanyfaulkner7106 when that women was explain how she shaved her ass and it panned to Riley just staring I lost it 😂
Facts
@@Daniel_erikkk HBF'S IN TME BILLLDIN' HAHAHAHA
@@Daniel_erikkk the idea of letting her boyfriend shave her booty and it'd be charming and romantic just had me absolutely as well
"No offence if you have autism... I've been there" HAHAHAHHAHA hilarious
Time stamp
His relationship with Riley is hilarious, “do you get cold or whatever put double underpants? No - Riley Theo: Wowwww unbelievable, thank you so much for sharing that with us.
"And hurry it up man what else happened" lmao
Who are those people who are blind, ....just look it up lmao
@@JustJerryPodcast😂 Riley might have touch of that tism
Riley mao desperately needs some training from Jamie
😂😂
First time listening to TV’s solo podcast and this thing is wild 😂
I started cheering when ol Riley said he took his seat back , bro that’s how it’s done
He should have told the guy to get out of his seat when he came back from the bathroom...
@@raider52cg maybe
@@justinlindsey9178 no maybe. It's common sense to ask someone to get out of your seat. Stop being scared
If someone could make me gau , it's Theo... I just wanna cuddle with him like a teddy bear
@@raider52cg most men would have just said no anyway 😂
"Thank God somebody yelled sandwiches downstairs..." LMAO Dude the fact that Riley doesn't laugh at theo in conversation is Crazy! The dynamic is sooo funny.
"Sometimes, your mind goes to heaven before you do" -Theo
Thank God for Theo Von
Quote of the year
“I have never known what I’m doing, and I still don’t”
My mind tells me almost every day that I have no idea what I’m doing. Knowing others feel too that is a comforting. We all are faking it till we make it. Gang.
Fake it til you make it seems like a cliche'd statement but it's so true. The key is being true to yourself. A bit confusing but that's the key.
Being human and fumbling around is enough. It is the point.
He was masturbating in the lake they call it feeding the goose killed me😂
I love how Theo consistently says this. Like, he’ll share his opinion on something and then admit that he may have no idea what the fuck he’s talking about but that he’s just trying his best.
Like imagine the world if more people were open minded like that. Not scared of being wrong and just trying their best.
“Theo: A mixed guy? Riley: No, more darker” 😂😂😂 I’m sorry Riley, my brothers sometimes be doing too much
😂😂😂 tell me why I knew what he meant b4 he even said it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
😂😂😂😂
Just heard it while reading 😆
Genuinely proud of Riley rn lets go. Our wholesome child in romance.
our golden child!!
bless his heart. he will find a nice girl to love him one day. i would never have thought he'd have kissed 2 girls by now so good for him
He said he took that seat back and the crowd went wild baby!!
I mean good for him sticking to his beliefs, but he also doesn’t ejac himself ever, which has been clinically proven to be healthy for your prostate, so there’s that
@@seandeluca4409 oh my god, my prostate must be a real mess. i empty myself at least once a day ahaha
“Do I wanna be in love or do i not wanna be alone” that’s so real. It’s hard being alone and contempt with yourself. But it’s also important to be ok with yourself before joining someone else
It feels like there's a big wave of love coming on the planet. Times are tough for everybody. The least we can do is have more compassion and love for each other. It's going to make life easier for all.
❤❤❤❤
@@Awaken143the world is on verge of world war 3 there’s no big wave of love coming in this world and there never will be
i think it's only us gang gang tbh. hopefully I'm wrong
IFS can make it a lot easier to deal with. Richard Schwartz
Hello Mother Father of all creation r here in physical flesh to heal n assist 😊
"I just wanted to take my eyes out of my face and put em into my butt or put em in a little bag or somethin" I fucking love this guy man protect him at all costs 😂😂😂
I read your comment before you said it and it became like the dude who lost his arm in Hot tub
My eyes are still in my butt and, I'm a 52 woman.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Protect him at all costs? Does he owe money to the mafia or something
“Life doesn’t have to be perfect. The perfection has already been done by a higher power, I just have to show up and try my best.” fucking bar
That guy did you a favor Riley. You dodged that bullet
i was thinking the exact same thing. it's better to know she's a turncoat on a 1st date than after you're married.
the fact she didn't tell the guy to immediately go away would tell me everything i need
The cut to Riley right after the caller said, "He busted me open..." had me rolling
Theo came to Syracuse this past week and I got to meet him, down to earth and humble and more than happy to have a convo without rushing you off, don’t change Theo gang gang baby
Go orange!!! 🍊
great show!
The cut to Riley at 47:34 is killing me😂
Lmaooooo just starin, open mouthed
“The perfections already been done”
So simple but incredibly profound and moving to me personally.
"The perfection has already been done by a higher power." Amen Theo
Theo wanting to continue that Spanish/mexican accent was sending me hahah.
“I want to be involved in something that makes me feel something.” I feel that.
“I could rent you out to a couple of Hollywood executives right now and they would fuckn burp that little diving board in the back of a limousine somewhere right now” LMAO
😂 I lost it when I heard this part
Theo saves myself from depression every single damn day…I just came from an older podcast
Came? It's not that kind of entertainment.
@@brutalhonesty6742wait it’s not?
Same
@@brutalhonesty6742you must have not watched the entire segment with Riley
Don’t forget to wipe up
" I just gotta show up nd try my best " i love that . Haha
The cut to Riley Mao on the booty-hair call... brilliant.
In my opinion. The greatest Theo podcast. Theo is a symbol of hope and love amongst humanity. Let’s all be more like Theo. Theo I love you brother. Keep uplifting the people.
Rileys back😂😂😂😂❤❤...loitering in the distance 😂😂😂😂..day made
"I've never fallen in love, but I have stepped in it a few times." -
Rita Rudner
Wtf does this mean
@@nightfighter7452 It is comparing falling in love with stepping in dog shit. It stinks and lingers long after it's gone.
@nightfighter7452 it's implying love is a pile of dog shit
😂😂😂😭@@zippoclick69
this has to one of the single greatest episodes of any podcast I have ever watched, what a fucking legend theo and riley are
"I dont know what Im talking about and I never have." humble words by a wise king.
Theo is the only comedian to make me cry and laugh all in the same sentence
“Did you play any music on your phone?” ☠️☠️☠️☠️ this part threw me off bc he just said they were standing in the driveway 😂
I saw you in State College last week with my husband and we truly didn’t stop laughing the whole show. We haven’t had a night out like that together in years, and time goes so quickly you don’t even realize it. You can tell what a kind soul you are inside and out ♥️ you’re a light in this world!
This was absolutely one of the funniest episodes yet! Theo in his prime right now
Whenever I'm in the deepest darkest pits of depression,
I always come to Theo,,
Because I know he understands me,
And I'm accepted here,,and therefore Healed.. Every time 💯💪😎
Hello Mother Father of all creation r here in physical flesh to heal n assist 😊
Theo’s intro made me break down. I failed a midterm yesterday, got a 19 on a calc exam. A 19. It brought my 98% down to a 20. Man I contemplated just heavy stuff, and I know that sounds so ungrateful but I feel like such a failure.
So waking up, feeling like nothingness, and hearing him say this.. really hit straight to my heart. Really preciate you Theo because I know I’m not the only one who needed to be reminded it doesn’t have to be perfect, it’s just life. Everything is already perfect in Gods creation.
Ay. It's not the end of your world. I promise. You can either make it up, or you can change course and go another route to your dreams. I understand, you feel like there's no fixing it. You hang in there . I became a perfectionist because I thought that's how I was supposed to earn love, but I was wrong. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Listen. There are more than only one way to get to your destination... The ones you choose are up to you, but don't forget also that you still have alot of life to live. Alot of love to give and much more to share. Don't give up.
I hope you're doing ok
I’m a mail person and “Mail
Lady” is legit. Little kids yelling out “Hi Mail Lady!” ….the cutest. Also 6 minutes in my heart is hurting from laughing!!😂😂 Adore you, Theo. Hope you felt some versions of love on v-day big dawg. ❤❤❤
Riley is truly the sweetest kid ever. Kid has a heart of gold.
"it doesn't have to be perfect" that's one thing i really need to remember. great beginning. thanks man. onward! all the best!
You and me both brother. Happy Valentines day😊 no homo
Justice for Riley man 😫😫
25:18 I’m in the gym trying to do these stupid dumbbell raises and I’m fucking CRYING at “come at me bro with that fucking kimchi”🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m going to hurt myself.
“Im here to stand on my tippie toes in the driveway of the eyes of the lord” I was actually in my driveway at that moment listening. Thank you!
"Sniffing the mailman's perfume samples"😆
“Perfection already been done” hell yeah by the man UP STAAAIIIIRRRSSSS!!!!!
WE LAUGH TOGETHER THEN WE CRY TOGETHER ITS JUST ANOTHER POD WIT DA VIRTUAL FAM GANG GANG
"No way, was he dressed well?"
"Eh, he just had slacks on and a nice jacket.."
"Fuck Him"
Dying hahahahaah
Riley is the man, a great man, you be you. The right one is out there, it’s gonna happen brother.
Dang Theo. Your words man ... Your freaking words. " The perfections already been done". Not just saying this to blow smoke up your ass, that's one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard. And i truly thank you for reminding me/us. It's way too easy to forget that and put incredible amount of pressure on ourselves. Sometimes pressure can be a great tool but also when the burden becomes too heavy we need to remember we have someone to help ease those burdens. God knows your heart Theo! You are hand crafted baby! And he knew exactly what he was doing when creating you and the man you're continuing to grow into. You've brought so much joy, laughter, wisdom and insight to my life i feel like i can't thank you enough and a simple gesture is no where near enough. But it's still good to say it and good to hear. Thank you brother, truthfully i thank you
Sir Vent what you need
@@RickSanchez-pk4fw thank you dude. Not sure if that was sarcastic or not...lol... But appreciate the engagement either way. But for real my bad. A little 'long winded ' I know😬👍
Going through an intense spiritual awakening journey and I swear, every time I watch some Theo Von content, I feel like this brother is on my same frequency and all I want to do is call him up and just chat about life and upcoming revelations. ❤
we are all on the same level my dear ❤ we are all where we are, no higher or lower, just being the way we're being, feeling what we feel, seeing what we see, thinkin what we think. Much love ❤️
Mother Father of all creation r here in physical flesh to heal n assist 😊
Thank God someone yelled "Sandwiches!" downstairs ROFL
"and it was almost like there was like a twin inside of him that never developed but was still like down in there yelling sh*t out" LOL!!! Happy Valentines Day Theo.
1:01:57 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY AUTUMN! 💯❤️❤️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 wherever you are. ✌️
"95 times out of 98 times" 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Theo!
How Theo switches gears from hilarious to heartfelt is possibly the most impressive X-Men mutant superpower in his arsenal.
I love how half the stories of theos childhood start with he would let me when in reality they were just having him do yardwork for free “he would let us take leaves in his yard”😂
Being Mexican that first bit was the best lmao 😂 TV you funny asl
23:28 Theo's reaction when he find out the dude interrupting Riley's date moment wasnt dressed like ass was perfect wingman energy.😅😅😅
47:31 When the the Camera pans to Riley Mau 🤣
PRAISE GOD!
Theo is playing all of his favorite ring tones
masturbation by the crick is the only ringtone anyone needs
Underated Comment😅
Theo I wish I could just sit down and have a real conversation with you. I believe in everyone’s connected but man you make that feeling even realer. I feel like you understand me on a deep level and I can’t thank you enough for being so open and vulnerable with all of us
Beautifully said
I think we all feel such a deep personal and special connection with theo because he has felt into the deepest parts of himself, which is ultimately interconnected with all of us, and we just get a whiff of our own self when we listen to him speak and see him being himself. Much love ❤️
Amen ..A-friggin-men. Love y'all
I agree! I would love if he did a meet and greet style show and just hung out and bullshitted with us. ❤
He doesnt know you
The world needs a Theo & Riley podcast just those two once a month it would be fire.
I had a miscarriage last summer and have been preparing for IVF. It’s been really hard to have hope lately, but this episode has been really therapeutic to listen to…thanks Theo ❤❤❤
don’t give up hope, my friends did 3 rounds and had 3 miscarriages, they had to wait to do a 4th and it was the last one they could afford and it worked against all odds
@@johnhumphries6084 thank you for that! It helps to know that others have gone through similar and have had success 💗
Hello Mother Father of all creation r here in physical flesh to heal n assist 😊
Theos view on love on the spectrum is why we love him so much n how his brain works that was golden lmfao😂
So many emotions listening to this episode… disgust, laughter/happiness, sadness, and excitement. By far my fav episode from you, Theo. Happy V-Day!
It’s comforting to see this version on Theo, still as hilarious and unfiltered but with some much knowledge and growth
I just got dumped right before valentines day. Feel empty. But Theo, you helped me, your comedy helps me, thank you brother. We're all here trying our best
Keep your head up g
I hope you heal and find one that is meant for you.I pray you get to experience love in a way you deserve❤
Maybe this will help, maybe not.. but just remember, every door closing leads to a path to a new one opening. A true understanding that to stay for, even a minute, with someone who is not meant to be your forever, is a waste of the most valuable currency on earth; time. When someone cheats, ghosts you, breaks things off, etc., you should feel a sense of gratitude towards them. Thank you for letting me know where I stood, thank you for not wasting any more of my time, thank you for not dragging this out and allowing me the opportunity to open myself up to new connections and relationships. ❤❤❤
Im in the same exact boat, but that also means I’m right here with you brother. Be good to yourself, and be kind to yourself especially during tough times like this. All we can do is try to be better than we were yesterday. We owe it to ourselves.
Same dude I relate to that empty feeling but trying to stay positive. Theo von is the best
Did you BLAST that CORNCOB yet?!?!
As much as this episode had some real awkward moments it’s was well balanced by some absolute gems.. “thank god someone yelled 🗣️sandwiches are ready!!” 😂😂😂😂
The end of the episode had me emotional and when Theo wished Riley a Happy Valentines day and it cut to Riley and it seemed like he felt the emotions himself. Incredible episode.
Yes vulcans have feelings
Higher Power has our back! Happy Valentines to all! ❤
The perfection has already been done. Well said
1:17:23 “sometimes an older woman calls you and tells you that she loves you, and it’s not your grandmother but it’s still your grandmother. Because the love is still the same.” THEO?!? The way this hit me and probably so many others that always had to look for that family love in others. Maybe it wasn’t my mom telling me she was proud but a teacher at school, and it felt good because the love was all the same.
Theo helped me get over being cheated on 2 years living together and all all of a sudden she has a one night stand with her co worker I immediately started to look for something To watch that did not remind me of her and Theo just really cured my depression with his views on life thank you Theo for being you❤️
Hello Mother Father of all creation r here in physical flesh to heal n assist 😊
your skin looks great Theo! I am so depressed. My heart literally broke two days ago, the hospital had to shock it back online. I'm okay with not being here anymore because there's nothing for me here, never has been. There's very few things in my reality that bring me joy and you're definitely one of them. I love you buddy, please always be you.
I don’t know you, but I still love you enough to say I hope things turn around for you bro. Sending a quick prayer up for you.
You’re not alone ❤
❤there’s something or someone here for all of us. You just haven’t found it yet. Keep taking one step at the time and those steps will lead you to your purpose.
Hey tribe, I was feeling exactly like that for over 30 years. Sometimes I didn’t even understand why I kept moving forward. And now I am days away from making one of my life dreams a reality.
Maybe it won’t take that long for you, champ. Just hold on. And ask God for help, which you will receive if you embrace it all with tolerance, faith and patience.
I love you.
I feel exactly the same Tre. Contemplate it every hour of the day. Its your brain my friend, your body that is broken. Not you or the world. Find access to antidepressant and with the help of a doctor watch your brain rewire itself enough to keep moving forward and soon you'll find reak honest joy and reasons to stay here with us. Much love dear one ❤️
Theo gives me faith in humanity
@ 4:45 Theo smirkin after he slyly pulled that word play out 😄
Theo, I hope you realize how much you brighten peoples lives! between your comedy and vulnerability you so honestly and willingly share openly on your podcast…you really are such a special light in this world ♥️
"Legales ? 🤷♂️ " had me in tears 😅
These are the best ones, just Theo💯💯💯
Happy valentines day Theo love ya!💯
4:50 solo Von is always my fav. 💜
Thank you so much Theo, I really needed to hear this today - especially the part toward the end about witnessing the love in others and truly appreciating it ❤without allowing it to turn to envy.
Your podcast always cheers me up so much! Happy Valentine’s Day! 😊🤍
Hello Mother Father of all creation r here in physical flesh to heal n assist 😊
Happy Valentine’s Day, Theo!
This episode was such a vibe. Perfect way to start my Valentine’s Day.
Love the talk about community or just being apart of something that makes you feel something. I'm right there with ya! Love ya, Theo
Theo, I love your sincerity with childhood memories. When I was a kid I had to sit and wait at my mom's work until the day was done. And some of the ladies at work would take me with them when they ran errands. And one beautiful assistant would play Rod Stewart on her 8 track player. And the memory of her singing in the car and just getting to hang out with her, it was wonderful. I think she enjoyed my company because I just looked at her with pure joy.
Happy Valentine's Day to Theo and the Whole Gang of Us! 🥰
Yes!!!! The solo episodes are my favorites. Gang baby gang!
The last of this episode made me cry, happy tears, sad tears, reflecting tears.. all kinds of tears, I hope everyone is having a great day. God bless❤
“ just rub up against it, GGGHOD”😂
Too the woman that called named autumn if she ever sees this comment just know your not alone and i understand how you feel. Your words made me tear up 💚 keep shining princess 👑