Turkish Superman (1979) - Never fear! Scrawny Turkish Superman is here!
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- čas přidán 7. 08. 2014
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Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! A plane! No, it's Turkish Superman! Thrill as ropey-armed, lumpy Turkish Superman flies in front of stained backdrops, stop a train that wasn't moving, and punch a guy so hard he makes the film run in reverse! - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Fun fact : whole movie is not 3 minutes , imagine 90 minutes of this 😂
😂😂
No thanks. I lost enough brain cells just watching this clip 🤣
Superman's weaknesses:
1- Kryptonite
2- Red sun
3- Psychic powers
4- Lois Lane
*5- Wood chairs*
I think he did not except that lol XD
Aspen, aspen chair
he must eat doner kebab to stay strong
6- martha
Hahha😂
I love the special effects of Turkish Superman. They dangle an action figure in front of a TV screen. Lol
expensive special fx the doll prolly cost 10 dollar back then for a turk thats like 1 million dolar
@@hanp2205 1979 , was there special effects back then?
@@korkukokusu8311 yes there was.
Hollywood movies were also not that good in those years
1:25 Chairs! My only weakness!
@@Sipayks Diyen Türk
Wooden ones at that...
The chair must be from cryptonite
Does that include stools? Does that include rocking chairs? How about Lazy Boys? Recliners? Just asking for a friend.
This superman is too violent 😂
Superman: *Shrugs off bullets, knives, and wood 2x4s like they were nothing*
Also Superman: "A wood chair?! FUCK!"
Every DC Villain: "Forget Kryptonite, let's all start attacking him with chairs made out of wood!"
This is a fucking comedy goldmine lol. 😂🤣
Lol😂
"Professor there is a car outside, run away with it"... LOL!
2:01 thats some next level movie magic
Knocking ppl out into a pull up...
this is better than the original...
Rambo Tan THIS is the original xD
😂😂😂
Totally !!!
As a Turkish, what you say is an insult to Christopher Reeve
@@Only_a_Turk yeah but still legendary! TBH I'd rather watch this. It's funnier. Well done the Turkish Cinema directors! Thank you for the many great turkish hollywood rip-offs!
When he's flying, he looks like batman.
Okay Turkish batman.
more soul and badassery than all the Hollywoke-Capeshit of the last 2 decades combined
(Superman deflects bullets harmlessly)
"I know, I'll try stabbing him!"
(knife bends on Superman's back)
"Um...Maybe if I hit him with a piece of wood?"
Stephen Hogan The wood chair always works.
Why are they all sitting in some wood warehouse hideout? Maybe its ikea.
That’s because wood is the 5th element. And if you get this joke, you are truly Turkish. :)
It would work if they were up against Alan Scott
0:23 Fight moves really show a difference in culture. The back-hand slap is a huge tell-tale sign this was made in either the middle east or the mediterranean. if this were american, it would have been a straight punch (with a sound effect added to make it sound harder) and if this were japanese, it would be a heel-palm.
You're a fuc**ng detective, haven't you received an award for best investigation yet? 😂😂😂
and the hand stops in the air 8 inches from the target.
after watching full video now i am proud as a Turk
And so you should be! cURYET aRKIN TO YOU!
The effects haven't aged at all. Notice what they managed to achieve without CGI.
Ein Abenteuerfilm von Qualität. Filme dieser Art gibt fast keine.
1:55 best part lmao
3:14 the Most real Super man thing he's done....
1:22 group hug
Bu film fantastik sinema türünün mihenk taşıdır. 1979 yılında 4 dalda oscara aday olmuş ve 2 dalda oscara layık görülmüştür. Kullanılan kamera teknikleri ve diyaloglar ayrıca enfestir. Supermanı oynayan aktör 8 ay boyunca tayt giyerek filme hazırlanmıştır. Profesör dışarıda araba var siz kaçın repliği sinema tarihinin en iyi repliklerinden biri olarak görülmektedir. Dönemin birçok sinema eleştiricisi tarafindan.....
Aga bu nedir ya? Nedir bu ?
Son Katip kurşun sahnesi efektif sanatına öncü olmuştur
Gökhan Gök evet o kısmını atlamışım. Yönetmen Kurşunu eliyle yakaladığı sahneyi tam 64 kere çekmiş ve beğenmemiştir. En sonunda kendisi çekmiştir. Sahnedeki el yönetmenin elidir.
Son Katip puhahahahha
Allah iyiliğini versin kardes :D
This film is the cornerstone of the fantasy cinema genre. In 1979, it was nominated for an Oscar in 4 categories and was awarded an Oscar in 2 categories. The camera techniques and dialogues used are also exquisite. The actor playing Superman prepared for the film by wearing tights for 8 months. The line "Professor, there is a car outside, run away" is considered one of the best lines in the history of cinema. By many film critics of the period...
Very suspenseful story, brilliant acting and awesome special effects. Truly a great movie.
Still better than woke marvel movies
And Disney these days. All hail the turkish film industry.
Woke?
Nothing is worse more than American movies except Turkish , Hindi and Egyption movies
@@shreifsalah5223 No mate. I'd rather watch gems like this than the rubbish Hollywood is putting out at the minute. Watch Turkish star wars too = the best.
Ha ha 😆
This is too funny. The music. The sound effects 😂😂😂
Fighting scenes are just like Bollywood movies.
This was done by the same company that did the Turkish Star Wars and Turkish Rambo
"Kunt Film"
Hahahahaha...
Hahahaha!
this movie was taken in 1879. he write 1979 by mistake. its made in 1879 in fact. its first superman movie. we made it. valla diyom
This is world class cinema right here
kaldirin su filmi rezil olduk millete
hahahah buna varana kadar ne rezillikler var boşver gül geç ne dersen de yükler bizim milletimiz :D
yeşilçam a saygım sonsuz ama adam haklı beyler
Onların eski filmeleri bizim şimdiki filmlerimizden daha katiteli
karaoglan kara aynn izlerken öyle bi utandım ki
karaoglan kara dadadafaddadad
when your skinny, but your dream of being SUPERMAN is fulfilled
Best Greek Superman
yes we Greek are all like Superman ....come to the Aegean and you taste our Greek Supermanpower!!!
Its just a joke bro chill
Stavros Lidovois Did you like our swimming lessons?If you want more we can teach:)
Stavros Lidovois like how we f*cked greek whores?hmm nice revenge.also baklava and yoghurt is ours!
Stavros Lidovois If you talk about genocide shut up.We know what greeks did in Cyprus,we know what armenians did in Qarabaq.We killed armenians in 1915 because they killed innocent Turk peoples.Also we only killed rebels.We send others to syria.Because they deserved.
You have to be a down-to-earth person to appreciate the absolute humour in this 🙃
Him vs Japanese Spiderman, would be a great crossover
Hey... this is much better than the original ones. that scene with the knife was so intense. 🤯
The singular audio track, with the sound fx and dialogue constantly interrupting the music
This guy: transforms into an action figure when he flys, uses close lines as his main attack, caught a bullet but was done in by a chair!?
What sort of Achilles Heel is that?
1979, was there cgi in that date
Um? A strange one?!
Another great greek movie
glassofcay +1
glassofcay best greek film
Rekreasyon nah man these are mexicans...the fuck you on about
heh heh heh. If only the Greeks made their own knock offs, what other wonders would await us?!
i see you envy our mighty superman
This is the android - robot version of Superman. I mean you can tell he is emotionless the least with all that empty eyes staring!!!
Ulan bu Taksim Delisi Cenk değil mi . Demek ki adamın anlattıkları doğru. Süpermanmiş adam :)
True, a little on the thin side, but not a bad looking Super-Turk.
BAYILDIM BEN BU TURKİSH SUPERMAN'A 😀
One of the best natural bodybuilder
Still a Better Superman Film than Man of Steel.
His best superpower - ILS. His Invisible Lat Syndrome game is totally on point.
This Superman hates the gyms😂
yav ben haberle bakiyodum...buraya nasil geldim
Min emie sonunnarı körö oloron ... manna qaydaq kellim.
Literally: Me too news was watching ... here how I came.
Hello from Yakutia.
I'll say this, other than him being too tall, I think that's the perfect physique for Superman. He should just look like a regular looking guy in tights. As Clark Kent, he would look like some weakling which is perfect.
1:15 ohhhh der giving Turkish superman a hug 🫂 🤗 ♥️ ❤️ 8
Ağladım gülmekten lan kurşun sahnesi efektif sanatına öncü olmuş
Süpermen değil süper manyak amk uçarken bile uyuyor gözleri şaşı bakıyor Avrupa bizi kıskanıyor diyorlarya harbidenmi
Wish we could turn back time
Yo the good old daayyysss😭😂😂
He doesn't look like a hero. He is more of a villain😂😂😂
They could have at least hired a stuntman to take a real punch.
Lex Luthor will use a wooden chair next time 😆😆👍👍
Better than Superman 4
True!
çemçük agizli superman 😅
hahhhaaa =)
HA HA HA HA
Eats a chair: "I'm more into rolling chairs!"
sorry
starfallah
☺
So much wow, much amaze!
beynim yandı
ulan süpermannn insan sacini bi tarardi ..taran yoksa verim
Still Better Than Batman V Superman
In what way?
+Muhammed Çağrı Turhan And what was your problem with that?
Still the best Superman movie.
That wooden chair was his arch nemesis.
This is Good 👍 my first time seeing this
Why that chair??😂😂😂
ulan 1.25 superadama sandalyeyle bi vuruyo superadam geritepiyo😂😂ama tasla silahla vurunca hicbisey yok bosluguna denk getirdiyse zağrr
Ameliyatlı yerine denk gelmiştir
Fıtık varmış ona denk gelmiş.
No way after Turkish marshal art movie scene which was published in CZcams 10 years ago. CZcams has recommended me this video in June 2024.💀
Müthiş bir milletiz ya
3:29 "Kunt Film" the best film producer ever.
Yes. Certainly better than Lucasfilm is these days for sure anyway.
This has the vibe of s bunch of kids playing imaginary battles with someone's Dad.
Stanley Kubrick 's first film and already he was showing signs of greatness .
The funniest of all is the fact, that they dont ment this back then as a comedy, but a dead serious action movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
and the oscar goes to.....
2024, and this is clearly a work of grossly underestimated genius... 🙌
When it was cheaper to made your own version then buy a original movie 🤣🤣🤣
Is it a bird ?
Is it a plane ?
No it's Peter Crouchoglu
1:17
hit
hit
hug
Whats is your Secret ?
Süper-Man: AYRAN
Kurds for Christ but his weakness is kryptonite kadayif...
Catches bullet in hand.
Bad guy: "Maybe his chest is more vulnerable."
Continues to shoot.....
Some images remind me the Mike Mignola's Supes. (What an era. Mignola did an superb job with Kal-El)
Those guys better be glad Superman is holding back his punches.
This is Good Superman material
I think the only problem with this film is the poor special effects when superman is flying. Other than that its ok.
Those good ol' days that Copyrights doesn't mean shit😂
Low budget Superman
That's what I pay for internet.
I like how they stand still in front of him, and simply wait for his punches. Yeah, that would definitely be something one would do in danger
fights a never-ending battle for
Truth, Justice
and the AMERICAN way!
bunun gibi filimlere destek verilmeliki oskara aday olsunlar
the 2nd guy being slapped away was like "Wow that was fun, my turn!"
nice slapback delay, what is it? a vintage Boss DM-2? TABZ?
Superman vs Turkish camper squad 🇩🇿🇵🇸🤍✌️
How did they do the Special FX at this point 1:58 ? can anyone guess ?
reverse i mean the guy hanged from the branch and fall down, so they reverse that scene, that how they use to do way back LOL
Dave Dogge if you look closer you can see the ropes0
Wie er Kugeln apwehrt. Eine Augenweide.
Look out behind you, he's got a knife! Fuck! Bullets didn't work, but that chair sure did!
OK, no wonder Turkish Airlines is such a strong company !
buna şükredin yanda indian süpermeni gördüm gülmekten kalp krizi geçiriyordum lan. valla halimize şükür..
I am from Turkey and it is astonishing to me how there wasn't(AFAIK) a lawsuit by DC against this.
Bizim süperman Batmanı tokatlar.