Board James: Dream Phone (Episode 19)
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- Board James loves board games enough to try one exclusively for girls: 1991′s "Electronic Dream Phone" by Milton Bradley.
The plastic "phone" plays prerecorded clues about the game's stable of hunky guys. Players then use a process of elimination to determine their randomly assigned "secret admirer." First player to guess which guy likes them is declared the winner.
Harmless slumber party fun? Or could James and his pals be in for a longer night than they were expecting?
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Acting 10/10
Story 10/10
Special effects 10/10
Plot twist 10/10
I actually like Board James more than the AVGN by this point, and I've been with the nerd since 2006.
Plot twist?
Music 11/10
Special efects 9/19
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The fact that I just watched a grown-ass man strangle a pink toy phone means that I am making the right decisions in life
Jessica Dougall haha love your comment
Yea it was a toss up between this or sponge bob grown up choices are difficult
*HuEhUeHuEhUeHaHuHeAhaHeeAhHahahAhuE* 💯™️
Yup
You are making the right decisions in life if you found out about the legendary filmmaker James Rolfe.
Does anyone else find the "Stop having so many kids" line absolutely hilarious?
They must be playing the Catholic edition.
They should of followed it up with nobody cares about how much tax return you get its the game of fucking life no living in Detroit or Chicago
Discount General Grievous from Star Wars! Seriously, read Star Wars Labyrinth of Evil!! He reminisces about multiple wives; Multiple children with each wife!!
Me walking around Walmart
[...] you fuckin' asshole
In a AVGN Episode the Nerd asks Board James why he isnt in Prison for Murdering his friends and Board James screams "That wasnt me!". I never understood until i saw this video.
In which episode was that?
A. Cookie AVGN Games
Me too
AVGN Cinemassacre Universe
@@Cookie0927 in the episode where he reviews avgn games
I love how he gently puts the phone in the microwave.
10/10 acting lolololololol
Hot icon..... u know wut I’m sayin? Huh? 😏😏😏
Gotta love how even the music tones down when he does it
Gotta be careful with something that old if it holds any value of course
He already threw it earlier in the video. Probably more worried about the microwave :p
Noticed this video begins with Life and ends with death.
TheMicWasInPicture that is amazing fore shadowing
TheMicWasInPicture Lol
You just hit the nail pal, so much true!
The "I'm a secret admirer, I REALLY like you" line is actually creepy. Like this whole plot involving the game and everything would be a great plot for a thriller.
Its scream
He's just like me frfr
15:41 That smile is horrifying. James doesn't even look like himself.
jesus
Seriously. James is a really good fucking actor, and would be really successful in horror films.
That's good acting.
Aman Gyani he...kinda was...
I know, right?! i think we're so use to seeing Angry James (real or not) that smiling james is... freaking horrifying.
This was when the series started to take a dark turn.
even though it kind of did with mr bucket but that was because of different situations where it somehow was sentient or some shit yet the true dark turn was the dream phone so yes your right
Nicholas Snyder Mr Bucket strikes me more as dark comedy than actually dark.
Be N S O N Mr. Bucket and Dream phone are perfect examples of comedy-horror. Mr. Bucket being more comedy and Dream Phone being more horror centered. It's sad that these videos surpass what Hollywood consider good comedy-horror, Hollywood's big budgeted (in comparison to James' restricted budget) horror comedies often come off as flat or lifeless in comparison to these truly great vids that James puts out. The balance in the two vids are perfectly done.
oxyKILLdone Honestly Ive become increasingly convinced over the years that a big budget is more of a curse than a boon to filmmaking. Sure the special effects of modern movies are amazing, but there's no heart to them, a lot of them are just products to maximise stakeholder investment, and without restrictions, there is no challenge, no creative thinking behind them.
The Nightmare episode in particular might have pretty terrible digital special effects, but it's such a wonderfully surrealist bit of film that ive watched it like 3 times over beginning to end. I barely even remember a good portion of Hollywood films once I leave the theatre, even with the flashy digital effects.
Ive been enjoying the recent Avgn resurgence, but it's kind of disappointing that James doesn't have time or budget to make anything like the Dream Phone video anymore. That's just capitalism I guess.
At least Board James comes out on top at the end of the Mr. Bucket episode, this one ends with him destroying the phone but then getting arrested for murder.
i would fucking pay to see James fight a pink phone live
Name your price.
Caliope uranianUmbra I got 5,000 on the phone, do I hear 10,000!?
Retro Gameing Guitarist
I offer 1 billion dollas
Retro Gameing Guitarist I gawt 7,500 pounds on James.
I offer 4 quatrillion dollars
THAT FUCKING SONG
*****
I keep dreaming, dreaming 'bout my dream phone ^^
mischa1981 I cant get it out of my brain.
Vegeta Saiyan Prince of Rage boners Me neither :D
+team511gaming need a download link for it
+team511gaming I know! It sounds so legit, but Bootsy wrote it!
Man that Dream Phone song is so catchy. It just pops in my head from time to time and I can't get it out.
Same
the whole board james series plays a phycological horror.
What's a "phycological" horror?
phy·col·o·gy
/fīˈkäləjē/
noun
the branch of botany concerned with seaweeds and other algae.
You ever go swimming and feel seaweed tickle your feet? Boom, phycological horror.
not really, Psychological is a meaning when something or someone has went insane. there's you're answer!
This episode was my favorite up until the nightmare episode. It goes from this really cheesy opening with them playing the game, to a truly dark ending. I still get chills at the end with James looking at the knife, then looking at the camera with that demented smile. For something based on a stupid board game about trying to find a guy that likes you, he really made it into something that could scare the living shit out of you if you don't expect coming.
It wasn't me! It wasn't me! It was the fucking phone!
Like if you know where is this from
GOD fuck you, everybody
You know, that guy looks familiar.
Brian Schwartz what guy?? Mike from dreamphone cards??? I cant remember
Berry Robey board james from the avgn games episode
Dream phone actually does look like a super fun game to play while drinking with friends lmao
Just make sure that there are no sharp objects or rope near you guys before you start. 😏
I just love that Bootsy owns 15 copies of Dream Phone XD
This is better than 95% of the movies I have seen this year.
you must be trolling and not actually Honest lol XD
Agreed
And also over the past four years too.
Also true for every year since then too.
@@MartyndeTurns out the guy had fetal alcohol syndrome.
This was genuinely better than most horror movies.
It’s not original, it’s a Scream parody. But it’s still really good!
@@omfgh4x no scream is a fully original movie it just has too many references to other movies. But the actualy movie is original on its own
@@ozanozenir2503 you know that literally half the lines in this were taken directly from scream right?
@@lunapyrope9683 Yes I came here to say it was a Scream parody haha
“Like Candy Land.”
......
“I’m gonna go home now guys.” 😂😂😂😂
No
I love the Twilight Zone-esque feel of the episode...James even has a shot of the Twilight Zone poster too!
His camera/lighting work is veerrrrryyyyyyy much inspired by old school horror/sci fi cinema
There is actually a episode kinda like that where a gramma givers her grandson a phone then she dies but he is still able to talk to her through the phone.
I liked the effect that poster had. It was like the poster on the door actually resembled exactly when the episode took a turn for the worst. Like he went through some portal.
@@supernova4161 HLS then.... for an extremely old show, TTZ is still so meta though
Even the music, like the background soft bassoon (or similar) at 4:25 matches.
Scream - Cinemassacre edition.
More like "Scream Phone" am I right?
The part at 1:21 always has me dying. Board James is so great.
Same, and I didn't realize it came so fast in the video.
I love how them playing a girly game just turns into a horror movie lmao. Also, this was genuinely creepy at points, and the whole Scream angle was really a nice touch. Didn't think I'd like this but it was funny as hell lol
That ending was terrifying...
taking out the batteries to store the game is actually great advice, don't leave them in the box
Yo that dream phone song goes HARD to THIS day 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The song goes hard but the lirycs do seem creepy if its an original Song
I keep calling but no one hears
Please help dry up my tears
Less creepy and more...sad
this was absolutely hilarious! the fact that james knows that this whole thing is supposed to be funny yet still delivers a horror tone to it makes it even funnier. needless to say, it left me wanting more and made me lmao.
0:28 The Way James just nods to the fact he has a bioengineering degree is hilarious
"My bed has room enough for two" Perfect T-shirt slogan
The fucking acting in this is great.
scared the hell out of me
I still believe this is the best episode of Board James there is.
Well that was fucking terrifying.
Jombo holy shit yeah it was...
True.
1:32 - 2:34
What is this, Plumbers Dont Wear Ties?
WHATS WITH THE CRAZY FILTERS?! XDDDDDDD
+Emily Bennet Dang, I wanted to type that...
+Emma Dixon least it moves though ha
The 90s
To be like the 80s watch them cometary on it
It is like the 80s and early 90s tv shows looks
Do the phone voices remind anyone else of the Intellivoice?
I just wanted the phone to squawk "BEE SEVENTEEN BAWMERR!" at James.
"This is a girls game. This is for a little girl" - James Rolfe 2013
About what age the girl?
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
I actually really want to play this game, seems like fun...
Make sure that it won't kill your friends.
Make sure to not have any friends So there's nobody your phone can kill.
That's actually the game of life...or death...
Im 27 and I want to play it too lol
You're right I really like you
It takes a talented filmmaker to look at a girl's toy, and think 'I'll make a horror mystery with that' and actually make it work.
After 5 years 1:27 never gets old, I laugh everytime!!!!
Does anybody else actually like Board James more than AVGN videos?
Actually i am
*****
AVGN likes Board James more than that Frozen profile image looks like Anna is about to suck some ass :D
No
this really doesn't look like the worst game in the world. just the worst game in the world for a 30 year old man and his drinking buddies
Challenge accepted.. in 16 years.
Yes and he was a good man, please don't hate.
Tyler Ebert
i know he's a great movie critic. his disinterest in video games caused controversy though.
well thats just a generational thing
who's disinterest in video games?
That was scarier that everything that's come out of Hollywood in the last 15 years combined.
The fact that this video is 7 years old and is this high quality
"Plus I actually have like 15 of these at home" James's look on his face made me lose it!
And that, my friends, is what makes cinemassacre really unique and truly awesome!
"Thundercats HOOO"
I'm still singing the Dream Phone song 8 years later 🎵🎶☎️🎶🎵
same
I love how they connect their episodes together, the shark line for example.
And the Mr. Bucket reference.
0:45: "This is a girl's game. This is for a little girl."
I wonder how many actually know where that quote came from.
OHHHHHHHH! Now i get that one AVGN episode that had board james in it!!! Where the nerd asked why he wasnt in jail and said "Didnt you like kill your friends or something" and board james said "That wasnt me it was the fucking phone!!!" now it all makes sense....just wish i could remember what episode that was
It's the "AVGN Games" episode.
Ha yeah found that out just after i posted the comment
At 11:09 when the door closed is actually scarier than Mike dying
Excellent! I loved it. I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I was on the edge of my seat when the phone had the knife…
yup, I just wrote that! LMAO! Great job to you all. Do more!!
Man, I wanted to see them play Axis & Allies
*****
Might be able to revive them with Jumanji.
Or accidentally turn the entire country into a Safari...
That's too well known
The filters are an indirect reference to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, yes?
+JoystickLad indeed :'D Just miss the upside down video material & the people wearing masks and floting cut off hats of animals like a panda xD
*****
Lel, noice.
I thought they were just recreating the way 90s commercials for girls toys were advertised.
tyler thompson
Maybe, but if you think about it, it's James Rolfe, and he often inherits allusions into his work.
that is true
The Dream Phone theme song is so amazing
Board James: I must kill the phone!
Mike: No James! You are the phone!
and then board james was a zombie...
***** Don't doom his reference
Dave
Indeed for there are serious repercussions.
Hasn't anyone noticed that they're talking to the real Saddam Hussein yet?
Saddam Hussein
Like Captain America says:
"I understood that reference."
Saddam Hussein What the hell??? A giant Saddam Hussein???
How'd they fuck up the scale this bad? The soldiers aren't giant, so why Saddam?
Dude... Think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein. Woah.... I never thought I'd see that!
"Oh well, he's dead" LOL
These filters make me think of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties....
Don’t even compare this masterpiece to that
takes “WHO WAS PHONE?” to a whole new level here
pure GENIUS!!! you guys DESERVE a Hollywood budget ... god damn best shit i have seen on Tv for ages..
this... was... awsome...
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
James Rolfe is a cinematic genius
I really admire how this episode was made!
The presicion of the light in every scene, the angle of the camara in particular moments, the editing and more !
James really has a cinematographic knowledge✨
10:00
If that happened to me, I would have said
"Are you trying to kill ME?"
And then:
"Are you the phone?"
Ah, so no one was phone, phone was phone.
So we're all asking "who is phone?"
But...
We should have been asking "WHAT is phone?"
11:08 Holy shit. that actually scared me. You guys are the best!
I always come back to this.
Masterpiece.
The episode that took Board James off the flipp'en rails!! 🤣
They did a great job with this! I would say this would be legitimately scary if the "villain" wasn't so silly. :P
I think the killer was Board James himself, not the phone. I see him as a mentally unstable character who think the Dream Phone and Mr. Bucket came to life, when in reality he's the one shitting all over the place
So James himself was the killer? He did all this murders and he was in a dream like sequence.
The ending proves that he became crazy and he was the killer.
"It wasn't me! It was the fucking phone!"
He had schizophrenia
He got choked out by a cordless phone.. I'm dead 😂
You have now entered the twilight zone. Recently the script quality has increased vastly, and the best episodes of this series could easily sell as shortfilms.
Scarier than Scream 3.
True
what's your favorite board game Sidney?
+HÖBBITZ There was more horror here than on most of today's movies. James knows the genre.
+william nelson Candy Land.
also scarier than any child's play movie
My favorite board James episode ever. Hands down.
14:29 makes me smile every time I click on this part, best Board James quote ever!!!!!!!!
3:43 It all makes sense now. James crossed over to the Twilight Zone.
this is james at his absolute best. dream phone is the best cinemassacre production to date imo. perfect mix of atmosphere, horror and comedy. as long as james is limited to making web content i hope we get more stuff like this in the future.
Still come back to this one on the reg lol
You too huh?
same!
For someone looking for a Dream Phone review, this was....... unexpected 😅
That was actually a legit better horror movie than Paranormal Activity.
How in the world can you turn one of the most sterotypical happy girly games into a horror show?? only on Cinemassacre XD
I loved this game so much as a Kid! XD But i have to admit thats one board game i won´t play again today^^
I love how all your friends answer their phones in one ring lol
Until the reveal of who the killer was this was a lot more tense than it had any right to be
Well... That escalated quickly. Jesus Christ... I forgot it was a piece of a girl's board game. Jesus... Fuckin'... Fuck.
1:26
Holy shit I can never drink anything while watching that
LMAO
This should be a Netflix series
3:03 I find myself quoting this at completely random places and situations. No one ever understands what I’m quoting
Look at the upload date. Best April Fools Joke ever.
thats one cruel prank if you think about it
Everything about this was absolutely Genius.
I love the shot of the Twilight Zone poster! Well played James, well played.
"Wanna come over? I'm sure you can get here pretty fast from... whatever you are..." i laughed so fucking loud at his face saying that.
14:56 gets me everytime. xD
Where's super mecha death christ when you need him
There's a board game at 3:54 in the background called "don't wake up daddy"
Tristan P14 I vaguely remember advertising for this game as a child
That was a great board game I use to have it!
AWESOME GAME!
Jeepers Media did a review on it
I had that game as a kid. It was pretty fun. Like legit had that game.
I love this episode it's one of my all time favorites, and I love that song with the horror aspect. Making an innocent children sounding song, sound more disturbing. Love it
That song rocks
@@theghostbeeyt2181 Sure does!
This is the episode where shit got real
Oh my god, is that NOSTALGIA CRITIC at the other end of the line? I swear, it kinda sounds like him, and when the phone mentions him watching Night of the Living Dead, AVGN says, "Yeah, you really know your movies..."
Casper: TIMING!
would have been a good twist now that you think about it
That doesn't mean he couldn't have a cameo. Mike has made cameo's as the Joker and everything in AVGN episodes. I'm just saying, it sounds like NC.
Damn, gives me chills every time.
I like your profile pic
Ninjagaming5 Thanks bro. I like yours too.
I love the look on Mike's face when he's trying to sneak a peak at James' notes, he's having way too much fun.