A SEXIST Computer Program
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"Are you black?" "No I'm a girl"
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Does she have long gloves on
Lol
IMAO
Bruh
"When do you take physical form?"
"In your bed haha"
"That's my tickle spot"
BRUH🤢🤣🤣🤣
@Deliah_ Yeet it's kinda
@Deliah_ Yeet weird..
That’s gross 🤢🤮
@Ash Ashraflan stfu
Deliah_ Yeet that means that in bed they have the sexy sexy thingy
i like it when you say
"we gotta get that outta here"
5:32 LOL IM LAUGHING SO HARD!
Not gonna lie at first I saw “Sexiest Ai”
Dog
When going back to studio????
Same lmfao
Same
Sameee 😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Mat says “hoe” 😂
Demonitised as a son of a biscuit
Well,I mean,it spelt like that is not the curse word one,no offense
@Sharfin Koduah it doesn’t matter how they spell it
I know is that the first time he swore ( im sure its a swear word 😳 )
@Sharfin Koduah omg like i care about swear words in vids i dont so shut it and stop being horrid to everyone oof plus your saying im not allowd to be apart of this channel its like me saying you cant be apart of this channel bec ur being horrible to everyone so ...
7:13 when the robot said (you have met with a terrible fate haven't you) I almost cried... If you played Zelda mm you would get that reference....ho boy i miss that game😢
That's from the Majora's mask the creepy one
Ben Drowned got to Matt I guess-
0:04 that face made me say “this will make my day perfect”
l hate you
@@kerrycollins8790 thanks 😉
Lol 😆 no it will not trust me it will not 😑👏🙌
Dangmattamith: uploads
Everyone: *BONJOUR*
bonjour
FortniteReverse #JustMonika
I am laughing so hard while watching this
:p
Ikr and I'm supposed to be doing homework so it's harder for me
Me to
XP
Unicorn Amaze hiding with my friend love you
Matt: dont you have a book report due tomorrow
Website: you are my boy friend
Sarah : breaks the computer
wtf
@@desrabricker learn to take a joke
6:37 this made me laugh 😂
Me too
I swear when I saw this title I knew I had to click on this vid 🤣
Matt: try’s roasting her
Lady: just comes back with a ton of stuff
thats true
Ikr
Boy if you don’t call yourself a snapdragon what are you Thanos?
100th like (bet some arse deletes theirs just 2 mess it up nearly always 1)
Trueeee 😂
3:15 I aM yOuR dAdDy IM DEAD ☠
You’re hilarious! Thanks for some awesome content!
No one:
Not even dangmattsmith:
Bots:don't lie who has been watching dangmattsmith for over a month now
Are you a bot?
Me
@@justsomegreendude9034 ikr im thinking the same thing...
Truee
I watched him for 3, years
The chicken had me dead. Did y'all notice how every time he said something she made a face?
Nobody:
No soul:
No chicken with a dancing routine:
Matt:*asks about slavery
You had a long rough day and you sit down and watch dang Matt smith :)
Matt: ARE U BLACK?
Computer/AI: No. I'm a girl
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@LYLA ! 25 I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! no
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
everyblack woman reading this
ouuuuuuu wtf am i 0_0 deeen
hey can you tell this website..this program..not able to find it
Bowser
nobody:
Not a single soul
*Chicken has whole dancing routine*
Oml
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Randrew Martin 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oml
The best part
3:33 dang Matt smith: this girls losing it. Me: it’s the other way around you just said are you my mommy
Soon
Lmao world’s greatest intro to a video I’ve ever witnessed. *COCKLEDOO! (Music) COCKLEDOO!* ‘oH. HeY. WaSsUp?’
Him: That's not funny!
( Laughs while saying that )
Matt: what's your second favorite?
Computer: sans
Matt: what is that? Some kind of font?
Me:🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Ew.
@Heaven-Lee Martin thank you! Lol idk why deez peeps be spamming me with.......stuffs lol
@Heaven-Lee Martin yeah same, boy that annoying
@Heaven-Lee Martin yeah
@Heaven-Lee Martin ok bye
I was laughing so hard when he said to the robot your looking at my uh-oh -nethers
1:45 I love this this is my passion watching CZcams all day scrolling real CZcams shorts for 5 hours
Ah, yes. Good ole Evie. I’ve seen her on Jacksepticeye’s channel...
SIX YEARS AGO
me.oh gosh whats this checks
me.OH MY GOSH A SNAKE
my mom.AHHHH
How I feel - 🧓
Oof
Ikr
Eh, me too
dangmatsmith : family friendly
me: bro the most bleep computer program
yeah
Hello Nle Choppa
@@spclouisville390 whats popping
“Hey girl “
“My eyes are up here”
“Stop looking down at my-“
(Uh oh)”0.0”
“My”(uh oh)
You:EE
Matt: Who is your first favourite?
Lady: Sans.
**megalovania intensifies**
Matt must REALLY be in love with that chicken
Computer: "did my accent thre you off?"
Matt: "yes"
Computer: "how do you know you are a girl?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
FNF but 1000 imposters plz
hi hi
Lol
Evie: that’s my tickle spot😂🤣
Angry Sarah noises had me dying🤣
7:08
Evie: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Me: **Starts sounding an alarm** CODE RED! CODE RED! BEN DROWNED HAS HACKED THE SYSTEM AND HAS ALREADY GOT TO MATT
I was thinking that too
I was thinking that
True tho
Big up Dangmattsmith for keeping the video 20 seconds away from getting ad revenue just to keep us away from getting ads. This guy is is a real G
Yeah
Me typing San on youtube when I mean too find sanveitno like jojo: S A N S.
Dangmattsmith: Racist. Eviebot: Artificial intelligence. Dangmattsmith: Racism. Eviebot: No I am a human. Dangmattsmith: A human racist. Eviebot: That's not possible. Dangmattsmith: R A C I S T
This video is pretty darn funny lol😂 like when he says your mom jokes😂
You must be new
Probably Splashin is
YuiBestGirl I’m not new actually, I’ve been subscribed to Dangmattsmith for a long time lol.
Kakarot what?
@@HauntinMatthew1969 I was just sayin that probably ur new that's all
1:54 Man if Sarah was here, she would flip the freak out
So true
You are .Dead in the9998
True in 1345
when i first saw the chiken dance party i was like: this video is gonna be crazyyy lol
1:07 he always has to start with the mom joke 😂😂😂
Computer: "when you take physical form?"
Matt: "in yo bed"
Computer: "that's my tickle spot"
Me: O-O.....
The bed is a part of her???
“Are u black “
“No ima girl”😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😂😂😁😂😁😂
Makes no sense😑😑😑😑😑
Mr Ankles true. It's make 0% sense.
😂😂😂😂😂
"Black is not a gender you dummy."🤣🤣🤣
His face when he she spies my father owned slaved I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the vids ❤❤❤
8:25 is killing me rn lol🤣
This video has me laughing in stitches so funny. No matter how many time I watch it I will always laugh
ikr!
2019 new dangmattsmith video: yay
2020 new dangmattsmith video: get ready for the chicken jump scare.
Matt:Hey Clunkers
Cluckers:What's Up Motherclucker
The start of the video of cluck the chicken was neat.😂😂
Matt: I am your master
Lady: no you’re not
Matt: then what am I?
Lady A.I.
Matt: what are you going to do about it?
Evie: you met with a terrible fate haven't you?
Matt: dang this girl just got dark
Okay I think Ben Drowned hacked the system LMAO
@Maria Church lol
Dangmattsmith : are you black?
Computer: No I’m a girl
6:35
Matt: what’s sans?
Me: WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!
also me: *offended*
Sans
Umm “you are my boyfriend” I’m sorry what
xd
😂
😂😂💀
0:23 When you're teacher says your name and you wasn't paying attention 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAH so funny 🙄😑
Dangmattsmith: What is your favorite animal?
Me: Any types of cat
Chicken dance LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
Matt: do you have a book report due tomorrow
The computer: You are my boyfriend
Matt: I am not your boyfriend
The computer: do you want to be??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like this if you want Sarah to fight the computer 😂😂
Gffhxvhb to be a little bit of a flutter in the morning and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get it.
Matt: Say what’s up!
Chicken: SqUeAk~
Me: 😂
Why is somebody in love with you;-;
@Elisavet wdym? 0-0
Dreys AJ & gacha studio’ caca
@Ketsiny Lim it was just a joke :/
@Kyron Swanson Y’all need to chill -.-
I thoroughly enjoyed it. This porogram was still 100% made for you.
5:45 now time to play the undertake music
Matt: your mom doesn't make any sense
The computer: I do , you don't
Me: that was savage AF
7:36 *I literally spat my tea all over my screen*
Hi u boy or girl
@@jennyharrisbrannon724 girl
Has no one realized that in the Description it says this is gta v lol
"You have met with a terrible fate haven't you?"
Me: Gets Ben Drowned vibes-
Me: *doesn't have childhood*
Matt: *makes his vids*
*brings back childhood*
*no more ww2 flash backs*
*happy life*
This is better than any crime thriller I’ve seen. Best interrogator ever!!!
I can't stop laughing and now i am on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:15 when im done with my homework freedom!!! chicken dance time
I found this so funny to watch. But when Cleverbot said, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" My blood ran cold. In case you didn't know, Cleverbot is known to communicate to a spirit called BEN. The quote is something the spirit would say. Some say he possesses the bot and he speaks to you through it, saying rather creepy things. If you "Summon" Him and talk to him, which is BEN, You will feel like your being watched. BEN is known to communicate through Cleverbot, although he is also known for many other things. BEN happens to be an entity that possesses your computer (Any electronic device you have) and mess with you however he wants. BEN is also known to be a Creepy pasta. If you want to know more about BEN, Search up BEN DROWNED. If you want something creepy to read, search Creepy pasta.
This comment is true
if you want to mess around with this the website is called: evie bot
@KHALID GHALEB I'm scared now.
1:03 pause. Me: LOOK AT THIS DUDE!
Lol
Dang Matt smith:chicken say what’s up.chicken:what’s up
To the 1% who's reading this Stay safe,god bless you and have a wonderful day!😶
Thanks😁
Thanks
Bot
Shut up
This is an AI robot
My friend: what's ur favorite music?
Me: Chicken trap remix
This is the funniest video Matt has ever posted
I love my horse spirit!! So horses lol 😂
“Is it true that u heart comments?”
Ya is true
No he doesnt
U play gacha🤮🤢
Ur gay lol and what if she/he does play that? Does it affect you?? (Not saying this in a bad tone but yeah u know what I’m saying) 😶😕
not when you come up
Evie: Thats my tickle spot
Matt smith: eWwWwWwWwW
Dude you got roasted by a robot hahaha the whole vid I was laughing
3:15 got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:45 got me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When she said “you have met with a. Terrible fate, have not you?” Is a creepy pasta called Ben drowned,,
A boy killed by his dad or mom by drowning, his ghost got stuck in Zelda: MM and OOT,
Actually he was killed by bullies who shoved his head under water until he couldn't breathe.
I'm waching this on a school night and I'm laughing so hard😂🤣🤣🤣
I love your videos dang that Smith
Dang matt smith typing: Don't you have a book report due tommorow.
computer girl: You are my boyfriend
me: XDDDDDDDDDD LOL I CANT B- XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i laughed so HARD XDDd
"When sans said kill all lesbians"
*SANS NEWS* : all lesbians have died.
I am not a lesbian, but I am a lesbian ally, and some people would find that offensive. Please remove this comment to prevent hurting someone’s feelings. You shouldn’t say stuff like that online.
Nooo I’m lesbian:(
MEGLOVANIA INTINSIFIES
@@Marshie_12237 You're probably one of them 15 year old white girls that get offended by anything.
@@Marshie_12237 it's a joke relax boomer
Nothing will limit you from accomplishing what you really want. Have the right mindset and everything will fall to place.
lol the start of the chicken 👀😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
“I’m more beautiful than anyone”
Me: that’s a total lie who told you that😂
0:15 ohh yeah party with a chicken it’s lit 🔥
Matt: are you black?
Girl: no, I’m a girl
Me: *drinking water*
Matt: bLaCk iS nOt A gEnDeR
Me: *spit out water laughing*
My mind: my mind is broken
2:21 when cluckers squeaks at dang
0:14 - 0:22 The Chicken dance: made by chicken and Matt Smith😏🐓🕺💃
Matt: dont you have a book report due tomorrow
Eviebot: you are my boyfriend
*charisma 10*
I’m not sure what you mean, but ok.
Evie: My favorite is sans.
Me: I found one of his fangirls
When she said I like ham I was like oh my god🤣
The start got me dying💀💀💀🤣🤣