A SEXIST Computer Program

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  • @Editz_clxudz
    @Editz_clxudz Před 3 lety +107

    "Are you black?" "No I'm a girl"
    🤣🤣

  • @wolfspirit5897
    @wolfspirit5897 Před 3 lety +218

    "When do you take physical form?"
    "In your bed haha"
    "That's my tickle spot"
    BRUH🤢🤣🤣🤣

  • @yogurt._penguin5008
    @yogurt._penguin5008 Před 3 lety +36

    i like it when you say
    "we gotta get that outta here"

  • @donnahill6932
    @donnahill6932 Před 2 lety +12

    5:32 LOL IM LAUGHING SO HARD!

  • @vandalizedcannibalized
    @vandalizedcannibalized Před 3 lety +240

    Not gonna lie at first I saw “Sexiest Ai”

  • @ashlikescoffee8047
    @ashlikescoffee8047 Před 3 lety +59

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Mat says “hoe” 😂

    • @firepeashooterhaha7463
      @firepeashooterhaha7463 Před 3 lety +4

      Demonitised as a son of a biscuit

    • @EpicgamerGTG
      @EpicgamerGTG Před 3 lety +3

      Well,I mean,it spelt like that is not the curse word one,no offense

    • @feetofthetable-fredandgeor1178
      @feetofthetable-fredandgeor1178 Před 3 lety +1

      @Sharfin Koduah it doesn’t matter how they spell it

    • @glitchy4717
      @glitchy4717 Před 3 lety

      I know is that the first time he swore ( im sure its a swear word 😳 )

    • @glitchy4717
      @glitchy4717 Před 3 lety

      @Sharfin Koduah omg like i care about swear words in vids i dont so shut it and stop being horrid to everyone oof plus your saying im not allowd to be apart of this channel its like me saying you cant be apart of this channel bec ur being horrible to everyone so ...

  • @LoopBuddy
    @LoopBuddy Před 2 lety +5

    7:13 when the robot said (you have met with a terrible fate haven't you) I almost cried... If you played Zelda mm you would get that reference....ho boy i miss that game😢

  • @beeblow6299
    @beeblow6299 Před 3 lety +9

    0:04 that face made me say “this will make my day perfect”

  • @fnfreverse9440
    @fnfreverse9440 Před 3 lety +35

    Dangmattamith: uploads
    Everyone: *BONJOUR*

  • @queenkoala135
    @queenkoala135 Před 3 lety +46

    I am laughing so hard while watching this

  • @takisoba7482
    @takisoba7482 Před 3 lety +18

    Matt: dont you have a book report due tomorrow
    Website: you are my boy friend
    Sarah : breaks the computer

  • @saraalhosani6048
    @saraalhosani6048 Před 3 lety +6

    6:37 this made me laugh 😂

  • @madison2877
    @madison2877 Před 3 lety +26

    I swear when I saw this title I knew I had to click on this vid 🤣

  • @pearlnielsen-pincus2364
    @pearlnielsen-pincus2364 Před 3 lety +344

    Matt: try’s roasting her
    Lady: just comes back with a ton of stuff

  • @kotetolory5205
    @kotetolory5205 Před 2 lety +2

    3:15 I aM yOuR dAdDy IM DEAD ☠

  • @madelinetodhunter2677
    @madelinetodhunter2677 Před 3 lety +13

    You’re hilarious! Thanks for some awesome content!

  • @johanking8379
    @johanking8379 Před 3 lety +170

    No one:
    Not even dangmattsmith:
    Bots:don't lie who has been watching dangmattsmith for over a month now

  • @emperor_weeb4805
    @emperor_weeb4805 Před 3 lety +38

    The chicken had me dead. Did y'all notice how every time he said something she made a face?

  • @colleenkelly2732
    @colleenkelly2732 Před 3 lety

    Nobody:
    No soul:
    No chicken with a dancing routine:
    Matt:*asks about slavery

  • @Iforgotmyname..
    @Iforgotmyname.. Před rokem +1

    You had a long rough day and you sit down and watch dang Matt smith :)

  • @ANOMALY_PLAYS
    @ANOMALY_PLAYS Před 3 lety +244

    Matt: ARE U BLACK?
    Computer/AI: No. I'm a girl
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @bushyrose1594
    @bushyrose1594 Před 3 lety +238

    nobody:
    Not a single soul
    *Chicken has whole dancing routine*

  • @RED_TOONZ_animations
    @RED_TOONZ_animations Před 3 lety +3

    3:33 dang Matt smith: this girls losing it. Me: it’s the other way around you just said are you my mommy

  • @alexisbored1400
    @alexisbored1400 Před 3 lety +1

    Lmao world’s greatest intro to a video I’ve ever witnessed. *COCKLEDOO! (Music) COCKLEDOO!* ‘oH. HeY. WaSsUp?’

  • @onyxwolves3156
    @onyxwolves3156 Před 3 lety +31

    Him: That's not funny!
    ( Laughs while saying that )

  • @sarah-san9204
    @sarah-san9204 Před 3 lety +50

    Matt: what's your second favorite?
    Computer: sans
    Matt: what is that? Some kind of font?
    Me:🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @x4life965
    @x4life965 Před 3 lety +1

    I was laughing so hard when he said to the robot your looking at my uh-oh -nethers

  • @amandaphillips4821
    @amandaphillips4821 Před rokem +1

    1:45 I love this this is my passion watching CZcams all day scrolling real CZcams shorts for 5 hours

  • @kaneyt0
    @kaneyt0 Před 3 lety +164

    Ah, yes. Good ole Evie. I’ve seen her on Jacksepticeye’s channel...
    SIX YEARS AGO

  • @obamaisbetter5004
    @obamaisbetter5004 Před 3 lety +44

    dangmatsmith : family friendly
    me: bro the most bleep computer program

  • @Sh4rkitty
    @Sh4rkitty Před 3 lety +3

    “Hey girl “
    “My eyes are up here”
    “Stop looking down at my-“
    (Uh oh)”0.0”
    “My”(uh oh)

  • @richardwenham4603
    @richardwenham4603 Před 2 lety

    Matt: Who is your first favourite?
    Lady: Sans.
    **megalovania intensifies**

  • @bigbangtheory6940
    @bigbangtheory6940 Před 3 lety +21

    Matt must REALLY be in love with that chicken

  • @wayttgdeg9587
    @wayttgdeg9587 Před 3 lety +60

    Computer: "did my accent thre you off?"
    Matt: "yes"
    Computer: "how do you know you are a girl?"

  • @oliviachauvin1043
    @oliviachauvin1043 Před 3 lety +12

    Evie: that’s my tickle spot😂🤣

  • @set_tacicz6674
    @set_tacicz6674 Před 3 lety +4

    Angry Sarah noises had me dying🤣

  • @crazykitty2954
    @crazykitty2954 Před 3 lety +21

    7:08
    Evie: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
    Me: **Starts sounding an alarm** CODE RED! CODE RED! BEN DROWNED HAS HACKED THE SYSTEM AND HAS ALREADY GOT TO MATT

  • @blackfade3211
    @blackfade3211 Před 3 lety +23

    Big up Dangmattsmith for keeping the video 20 seconds away from getting ad revenue just to keep us away from getting ads. This guy is is a real G

  • @uretalz
    @uretalz Před 3 lety +5

    Me typing San on youtube when I mean too find sanveitno like jojo: S A N S.

  • @sofiademeter9026
    @sofiademeter9026 Před 2 lety

    Dangmattsmith: Racist. Eviebot: Artificial intelligence. Dangmattsmith: Racism. Eviebot: No I am a human. Dangmattsmith: A human racist. Eviebot: That's not possible. Dangmattsmith: R A C I S T

  • @HauntinMatthew1969
    @HauntinMatthew1969 Před 3 lety +22

    This video is pretty darn funny lol😂 like when he says your mom jokes😂

  • @nazdokkanbattle7059
    @nazdokkanbattle7059 Před 3 lety +35

    1:54 Man if Sarah was here, she would flip the freak out

  • @taniciaprosch3041
    @taniciaprosch3041 Před 3 lety

    when i first saw the chiken dance party i was like: this video is gonna be crazyyy lol

  • @mandykaur9814
    @mandykaur9814 Před rokem

    1:07 he always has to start with the mom joke 😂😂😂

  • @yazzythecattyweirdo188
    @yazzythecattyweirdo188 Před 3 lety +11

    Computer: "when you take physical form?"
    Matt: "in yo bed"
    Computer: "that's my tickle spot"
    Me: O-O.....
    The bed is a part of her???

  • @tatiy._howell8609
    @tatiy._howell8609 Před 3 lety +22

    “Are u black “
    “No ima girl”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isabella4975
    @isabella4975 Před rokem +1

    His face when he she spies my father owned slaved I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Love the vids ❤❤❤

  • @modelinepaulime3895
    @modelinepaulime3895 Před rokem +1

    8:25 is killing me rn lol🤣

  • @connorpike23
    @connorpike23 Před 3 lety +19

    This video has me laughing in stitches so funny. No matter how many time I watch it I will always laugh

  • @pulsevibez2982
    @pulsevibez2982 Před 3 lety +6

    2019 new dangmattsmith video: yay
    2020 new dangmattsmith video: get ready for the chicken jump scare.

  • @kevincaudle5732
    @kevincaudle5732 Před 2 lety +1

    Matt:Hey Clunkers
    Cluckers:What's Up Motherclucker

  • @Handles2
    @Handles2 Před 3 lety

    The start of the video of cluck the chicken was neat.😂😂

  • @pearlnielsen-pincus2364
    @pearlnielsen-pincus2364 Před 3 lety +27

    Matt: I am your master
    Lady: no you’re not
    Matt: then what am I?
    Lady A.I.

  • @horrorwolf1183
    @horrorwolf1183 Před 3 lety +31

    Matt: what are you going to do about it?
    Evie: you met with a terrible fate haven't you?
    Matt: dang this girl just got dark
    Okay I think Ben Drowned hacked the system LMAO

  • @JacobDerwinMusic
    @JacobDerwinMusic Před 3 lety +1

    Dangmattsmith : are you black?
    Computer: No I’m a girl
    6:35

  • @lightrayz4717
    @lightrayz4717 Před 3 lety +9

    Matt: what’s sans?
    Me: WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!
    also me: *offended*

  • @mayrahernandez9264
    @mayrahernandez9264 Před 3 lety +30

    Umm “you are my boyfriend” I’m sorry what

  • @roxntom
    @roxntom Před 3 lety +4

    0:23 When you're teacher says your name and you wasn't paying attention 😂😂😂

  • @TuruaAndPaulineKimiora

    Dangmattsmith: What is your favorite animal?
    Me: Any types of cat

  • @Flumby_the_creator_YT
    @Flumby_the_creator_YT Před 3 lety +1

    Chicken dance LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

  • @shreyakrishnakumar6230
    @shreyakrishnakumar6230 Před 3 lety +49

    Matt: do you have a book report due tomorrow
    The computer: You are my boyfriend
    Matt: I am not your boyfriend
    The computer: do you want to be??
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Like this if you want Sarah to fight the computer 😂😂

    • @vanceflanigan4935
      @vanceflanigan4935 Před 3 lety +1

      Gffhxvhb to be a little bit of a flutter in the morning and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get it.

    • @Brtt4849
      @Brtt4849 Před 3 lety +1

  • @sharkybaitzaj1297
    @sharkybaitzaj1297 Před 3 lety +28

    Matt: Say what’s up!
    Chicken: SqUeAk~
    Me: 😂

  • @agrisgaiuslomp7114
    @agrisgaiuslomp7114 Před rokem

    I thoroughly enjoyed it. This porogram was still 100% made for you.

  • @jayrodgers125
    @jayrodgers125 Před 3 lety +3

    5:45 now time to play the undertake music

  • @shreyakrishnakumar6230
    @shreyakrishnakumar6230 Před 3 lety +4

    Matt: your mom doesn't make any sense
    The computer: I do , you don't
    Me: that was savage AF

  • @NOPE-NOOOOO1110
    @NOPE-NOOOOO1110 Před 3 lety +5

    7:36 *I literally spat my tea all over my screen*

  • @Embappee
    @Embappee Před 3 lety +1

    Has no one realized that in the Description it says this is gta v lol

  • @emilybullard4799
    @emilybullard4799 Před 2 lety

    "You have met with a terrible fate haven't you?"
    Me: Gets Ben Drowned vibes-

  • @superterry8456
    @superterry8456 Před 3 lety +6

    Me: *doesn't have childhood*
    Matt: *makes his vids*
    *brings back childhood*
    *no more ww2 flash backs*
    *happy life*

  • @Shadowthehedgehogisbased
    @Shadowthehedgehogisbased Před 3 lety +7

    This is better than any crime thriller I’ve seen. Best interrogator ever!!!

  • @lornahensley6791
    @lornahensley6791 Před 11 měsíci

    I can't stop laughing and now i am on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paustefsv7231
    @paustefsv7231 Před 3 lety

    0:15 when im done with my homework freedom!!! chicken dance time

  • @CrimsonRosePetals
    @CrimsonRosePetals Před 3 lety +15

    I found this so funny to watch. But when Cleverbot said, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" My blood ran cold. In case you didn't know, Cleverbot is known to communicate to a spirit called BEN. The quote is something the spirit would say. Some say he possesses the bot and he speaks to you through it, saying rather creepy things. If you "Summon" Him and talk to him, which is BEN, You will feel like your being watched. BEN is known to communicate through Cleverbot, although he is also known for many other things. BEN happens to be an entity that possesses your computer (Any electronic device you have) and mess with you however he wants. BEN is also known to be a Creepy pasta. If you want to know more about BEN, Search up BEN DROWNED. If you want something creepy to read, search Creepy pasta.

  • @switchel_plays_pkmn
    @switchel_plays_pkmn Před 3 lety +10

    if you want to mess around with this the website is called: evie bot

  • @irishkorean
    @irishkorean Před 2 lety +3

    1:03 pause. Me: LOOK AT THIS DUDE!

  • @alcafam9685
    @alcafam9685 Před 2 lety

    Dang Matt smith:chicken say what’s up.chicken:what’s up

  • @10ksubswithrandomvideos84
    @10ksubswithrandomvideos84 Před 3 lety +17

    To the 1% who's reading this Stay safe,god bless you and have a wonderful day!😶

  • @GabeIsCooCoo
    @GabeIsCooCoo Před 3 lety +3

    My friend: what's ur favorite music?
    Me: Chicken trap remix

  • @mrs.styles29
    @mrs.styles29 Před 2 lety +2

    This is the funniest video Matt has ever posted

  • @melissadaley1606
    @melissadaley1606 Před 3 lety

    I love my horse spirit!! So horses lol 😂

  • @48kclairee58
    @48kclairee58 Před 3 lety +55

    “Is it true that u heart comments?”

  • @jesuss392
    @jesuss392 Před 3 lety +4

    Evie: Thats my tickle spot
    Matt smith: eWwWwWwWwW

  • @samanthamorris5068
    @samanthamorris5068 Před 2 lety

    Dude you got roasted by a robot hahaha the whole vid I was laughing

  • @galaxymermaid441
    @galaxymermaid441 Před 7 měsíci

    3:15 got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    3:45 got me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anastronomer6695
    @anastronomer6695 Před 3 lety +15

    When she said “you have met with a. Terrible fate, have not you?” Is a creepy pasta called Ben drowned,,
    A boy killed by his dad or mom by drowning, his ghost got stuck in Zelda: MM and OOT,

    • @cloudstrifeenthusiast1547
      @cloudstrifeenthusiast1547 Před 3 lety +2

      Actually he was killed by bullies who shoved his head under water until he couldn't breathe.

  • @diannegrana9754
    @diannegrana9754 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm waching this on a school night and I'm laughing so hard😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @nayagharib9445
    @nayagharib9445 Před 2 lety

    I love your videos dang that Smith

  • @jamesonanselmo3905
    @jamesonanselmo3905 Před 3 lety +1

    Dang matt smith typing: Don't you have a book report due tommorow.
    computer girl: You are my boyfriend
    me: XDDDDDDDDDD LOL I CANT B- XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    i laughed so HARD XDDd

  • @jakeisworstyes8484
    @jakeisworstyes8484 Před 3 lety +30

    "When sans said kill all lesbians"
    *SANS NEWS* : all lesbians have died.

    • @Marshie_12237
      @Marshie_12237 Před 3 lety +2

      I am not a lesbian, but I am a lesbian ally, and some people would find that offensive. Please remove this comment to prevent hurting someone’s feelings. You shouldn’t say stuff like that online.

    • @Jane_the_unknown
      @Jane_the_unknown Před 3 lety

      Nooo I’m lesbian:(

    • @bringluso5261
      @bringluso5261 Před 3 lety

      MEGLOVANIA INTINSIFIES

    • @simbabobo5142
      @simbabobo5142 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Marshie_12237 You're probably one of them 15 year old white girls that get offended by anything.

    • @ydosanaaa
      @ydosanaaa Před 3 lety

      @@Marshie_12237 it's a joke relax boomer

  • @Lordd.Teusday
    @Lordd.Teusday Před 3 lety +4

    Nothing will limit you from accomplishing what you really want. Have the right mindset and everything will fall to place.

  • @pickles8072
    @pickles8072 Před 2 lety

    lol the start of the chicken 👀😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @ArtsyAriaHehe
    @ArtsyAriaHehe Před 2 lety +1

    “I’m more beautiful than anyone”
    Me: that’s a total lie who told you that😂

  • @-hehe-5256
    @-hehe-5256 Před 3 lety +5

    0:15 ohh yeah party with a chicken it’s lit 🔥

  • @ahansen1970
    @ahansen1970 Před 3 lety +3

    Matt: are you black?
    Girl: no, I’m a girl
    Me: *drinking water*
    Matt: bLaCk iS nOt A gEnDeR
    Me: *spit out water laughing*
    My mind: my mind is broken

  • @Psychokitty808
    @Psychokitty808 Před 3 lety

    2:21 when cluckers squeaks at dang

  • @fxshy_5573
    @fxshy_5573 Před 3 lety

    0:14 - 0:22 The Chicken dance: made by chicken and Matt Smith😏🐓🕺💃

  • @jxylen555
    @jxylen555 Před 3 lety +4

    Matt: dont you have a book report due tomorrow
    Eviebot: you are my boyfriend
    *charisma 10*

  • @alexandrosdeskos2124
    @alexandrosdeskos2124 Před 3 lety +5

    Evie: My favorite is sans.
    Me: I found one of his fangirls

  • @faithmartin5009
    @faithmartin5009 Před 3 lety

    When she said I like ham I was like oh my god🤣

  • @_Soph_is_dumb_
    @_Soph_is_dumb_ Před rokem

    The start got me dying💀💀💀🤣🤣