Ep 320 Horse Tail
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- čas přidán 19. 10. 2020
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00:03:00 -Day of rest
00:04:40 -Oral creampie
00:6:45 -WE THE BEST
00:08:00 Fuck those guys
00:13:45 -Bad boy Beezer
00:18:00 -YUUUSS
00:21:00 -Fucking kids, taking stages
00:22:30 -Comey and Trump
00:30:00 -Voting Psy Op
00:36:00 -The Ladies Love Cool Don
00:38:00 -Foiled by the Russians
00:43:00 -Forced by the DNC
00:48:20 -Matt Brown
00:49:30 -The Power Vacuum
00:52:00 -Fumble on the kickoff
00:56:50 -Mom penis
00:59:00 -The Great Slut Schism
01:04:00 -Pantsing at the live show
01:10:45 -SEE MATT AND SHANE IN DALLAS THIS WEEKEND
SEE SHANE IN ALABAMA AND TENNESSEE - Zábava
Shane will never not have the hair of a 2 year old that just woke from a nap.
I will never not see that now lol. Fkin perfect
The gender neutral combover
Got'eeeem
He won’t when it’s gone in 2 years sss
@@Timlareit 🐍
I'm a newcomer to this show, here because I saw Shane's standup special and it was like the funniest hour of standup I've seen in at least 5 years. Something about the dynamic of these two guys is just perfect. Guess I have 400 episodes of a thing to listen to.
excited for u man welcome to the D.A.W.G squad
You will see too on the rare occasion that one of the two is missing from the episode the magic is gone. They are the perfect combination.
You have plenty of content to consume, especially the old test 😁🤙 however it isn’t 400 something lol they just randomly started in the 300s out of nowhere lol they skipped like 150 episodes out of nowhere 😂
They just started calling it 300sum. They have like 100sum haha. Sneaky little trick from the dawgz
@@EpicFlavoredMannah on the radio dawgs youtube channel they have literally all the old episodes in a playlist. Just audio of matt and shane prank calling his dad half the podcast and shit 😂its funny as fuck
Matt's posture has been unreal lately. His whole spine touches that gaming chair
kinetic chain is so on point I thought he got jacked over 2 episodes
Its all that ashwaghanda
Bruger method dude
burger method
Lower back neatly tucked and hands forward ready to interact
I can’t tell if binging this pod is scrambling my brain or bringing me closer to nirvana but I’m just gonna go with the latter
In the same boat over the past two months. Just go with it dawg.
Definitely the latter fellow Dawgz, I've listened to all episodes 2 times, most of them 3, and some episodes are so funny I've listened/watched 10+ times lol. This podcast has brightened my life as now I find more stuff and situations funny, this podcast is top tier. 👌
I think I’ve slowly been developing psychosis sense I started watching the dawgs
It's hard to say but I'm doing the same thing right now. I'm gonna say laughing more is good for you, but you just gotta make sure matts theories don't start making too much sense 😂
@@Ballhawk99 update?
Matt out here lookin' like simple jack
Perfect comparison
You m-m-m make me happy
It sickens me how Bert Kreischer fans think that they aren’t NPC’s
They dont know what that means. High horse rider
My brother loves Bert Kreisscher, but I just don't see it. He tries too hard and runs over anyone trying to talk.
@@arboreal_aspecteww. Dude. He’s not hated because he’s like, a brutally honest guy who doesn’t care about the backlash, he’s hated because he’s subpar as a comedian and desperately wants to be liked, and he lies to one up people’s stories. It’s a cringe combo.
I don’t hate him either but I _for sure_ get the complaints
I think Shane Dawg got into the nosemobiles over the weekend
Big ass sniff right at the top of the cast lol
been rewatching these old eps and just realized Lemair? is the urban Lee Syatt
God damn dude that is an excellent comparison
Cept Lamar is autistic and Lee is a little baby boy
Urban ☠️
Both are definitely autistic. Holds up.
that's a freakishly accurate comparison. "what are you dopers getting into" gets Lemaire giggling like the Flying Jew
“It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” - Mark Twain.
Matt's beard fits his personality perfectly
He's full grey now its wild. The Shaman is taking his true form.
Kneel before your General Zod!
shit?
Bert Kreischer isn't funny
I wasn't expecting this much truth in the comments section, but Jesus christ bert Kriesher sucks
He's this generations Jeffrey Gurian
Bert's specials are funny
You guys realize that the movie Van Wilder was based on Bert's life .
2 years later and this couldn't be more true....
Dude, this podcast should be putting up Rog’s type numbers
It could be, show me Rogans spot numbs
Jesus Christ this is seriously the only podcast that makes me cry laughing
I got pantsed back in 3rd grade… it was the worst thing that happened in all of 2001
Shane's Comey fascination didn't age too well.
Neither did the Steele dossier😂
This is the best episode of this show I wish yawl still did this setup instead of the couch. I’m high on shrooms so sorry if this doesn’t make sense
The Guardini foreshadowing in this episode rules. The dawg is laying in wait like Vader
He's been eyeing the throne since he moved in with Lemeezle, it was his plan all along
Lads for MSSP
Fucking right
The more I hear about Beezer, the more I wanna watch one of his shows.
Shane believing the Comey Documentary is hilarious.
The walls are closing in!!! 😂😂😂
They definitely did some snow plowing before this episode 😅
The dogs never fail to make me laugh!
Dawgz
@@banksy2 Absolute Dawgzzz
The finest comedians currently
They f0iNe alright
If they ever make a live action Beavis and Butthead, the boys better get a call.
Has Beezer ever been on this 'cast?? We really need an appearance.
I'd also love the entire "Tires" cast on this show to talk about the pilot.
His name is Brian Six. So whatever eps have him on it... It's the Beez. He is super funny. He was recently on Legion of Skanks.
"What lives miles below the ocean.... thats taint hair dude." 😂😂
Wisconsin dawg standing by
Madison dawg creepin
I lived in the Italian market for years and watching every Italian store slowly get replaced by Mexicans, and seeing how ANGRY this made the Italians was awesome.
Respect to the lads 🇲🇽
Why?
@@silvanusdaronius4794 he’s prob a s pic
They all moved because those cities are shit, they move to where the white people live
Dope Larson shirt. Shane getting into dirt track racing is sweet. Needs to go to Woodstock GA. People watching fest and fun parking your pickup back to the wall while getting sprayed with clay all night. Bring a lawn chair and sit up in it
Shane is munchin on state propaganda
Shane is a mark for a good propaganda fan fiction
Yarp
GA dawg here. What's up boys?
Upstate NY dawg checking in, hell yeah great ep.
Western New York here, got your flank dawg.
Buffalo here dawg. Hell yeah dude🤘
I view Matt as a secondary father, but there are times I myself get disappointed.
Can’t wait to see the boys in Texas!
10 seconds in and i already love the larson shirt
i could listen shane's impersonation of beezer all day
Matt's analysis of the lads is second to none.
Solo dawg representing Michigan.
Shane looks like the beakfust guy
fat?
@@some______guy and a dash of "something else"
Hell yeah we’re here dude who would’ve even thought of that
The dawgs always deliver
Matt looks like good little school boy and Shane just woke up from naptime in kindergarten to eat chicken tendies and chug buds
That YUSSS part is insane 😂
Those gamer chairs! Hahahaha! Shane's silly head and Matt's boomer haircut. I love you guys. New listener. About to sign up for the patreon. Hope your Halloween was good. What did you guys dress up as - Waldo and Wenda?
You guys should try watching the episodes backwards. Such a wild transformation.
319 to go!
I’m doing this right now!
Love you dawgz.
This eppie is totally not 1776
Lad talk is spot on
This episode is one of the best
I watched this episode ages ago and now it doesn't show that I liked it. Suss as hell @youtube
VA dawg checking in
shane is the grown up child actor version of Bob's Big Boy.
Shane Gillis- The Last Leprechaun Sasquatch
The John Stockton reference at the end is money
This podcast is just a cog in the machine man. Pissing on hookers is a righteous reason to be in Russia. Consult an energy company is way more suspect
That part of the Steele dossier allegedly came from 4chan.
Missouri DAWG: Present
More like Shatt and Mane
That goldeneye reference was top notch 😂😂 Biden….hunter Biden. Having the blood come on the screen 😂
The way Matt so casually says we kill billionaires after they don’t give us more vacation time has me fucking rolling. Might be the hardest this cast has made me laugh
"They're like roosters" hahah
Shane predicting bussing with the boys at the call her daddy part lol
Killer episode
Love the dopercam
Do my dawgs have some fresh haircuts?? looking clean boyz
"Maybe this is just the best people can do". Christ, that got serious.
Blessed be the dawgz
Shane that James Comey movie is so bad can’t believe you thought it was good
I love the dawg but his overall taste in movies is dog shit
i read trumps book art of the deal that was from like late 80s or early 90s. he sounds exactly like that on text too its baffling
Was there a Paytch for this episode? I can't find it by searching it scrolling through patreon. In fact this episode isn't on patreon either.
19:36 you know she dropped a "white folk be having that good hair" on him
i love you dawg
7th in the dawg house So Cal in for roll call
The last funny podcast
wait why are you saying that wtf?
Except for lemaire, he ruins every single riff/bit. It is funny when they shit on how unfunny and dumb he is tho ig.
No Need For Apologies
Are You Garbage?
The Bonfire
Wizard of Pod
Is There Anything Better?
RAP
LoS
23:24 was Shane talking about boardwalk empire? If so I agree. It took everything in me to finish season 3 then I tapped out
1:02:18 beginning of one of Matt’s greatest theories
The producer cam it lit
If the dopers are setup where the washing machine should be, where’s billy doing his laundry?
Matt looks way different with the facial growth
South Bend, Indiana
Lol featuring special guest: cheat shot stockton x)
"The colonies were full of pantsers"
Sam Hyde probably showed Shane that Otoya Yamaguchi's video.
Minnesota D.A.W.G. reporting in
Hell yea bro, I'm a MN Dawg too
Did you see Shane's show at Mall of America? It was great
@@danielcarlson7333 nope, couldn't make it that day. Good to hear it went well, on the pod Shane seemed pessimistic about it.
@@charlesleska6533 he didn't like how the comedy club was in a mall, even if it's the Mall of America. He poked fun at Northern accent too
“Fake Noos” is an all timer. Still holds up 9/15/23
Horse Tail is great, but QuickTime Kennedys seemed underappreciated.
Also, we can appreciates y’all aging cougars as well as the up and comers. ‘Tis not a zero sum game. Love enough for everybody pretty decent.
I use conditioner on my horse hair so it's more like soft dog hair
Bro Lemeezy just openly getting shit wrong while trying to fact check is so damn funny 😂
Florida Dawg: standing by
yee yee
Aye
Gardini on Are You Garbage this week.
The prophecy is complete!
Shane voted for Biden
Lamar isn’t the brightest 😂
shanes hair looks like a little kids that got ruffled
Awwww yeeeahhh what’s up boys
21:41
What’s the show?
waiting for a follow up episode to this russian collusion talk lol. they were much more Left in this one.
Hey Now! The gradual slide into more conservative views is real lol.
Hawaii dawg signing in
is there a paytch for this?
Lol and I'm super glad to hear you lol
Do my ears deceive me or are these Coke sniffles from the dogs
tf does matt say "TAILIAN" instead of italian
Thats that philly accent. Just like jaeatyet?
He says Mario all fucked up too, like mayor-eo
@@CrackinJacks138 should it be said mare-eo ?
EEE-TAL-YAN
Ive heard a few "impordant"s