Easiest way to beat this mod is by doing these following steps: 1. Play as Brandenburg in Germany 2. Release yourself as German Reich 3. Do oppose Hitler (this will instantly win the civil war aswell as give you 24 divisions) 4. Justify on all core territory (these justifications will be quick) 5. Every country will have less than 4 divisions early game except for you who will have 24 divisions, so act quickly. 6. Bring back the Kaiser 7. Conquer former German Empire territory in Europe 8. Do the focus in the German Empire trees to regain cores on all former German territory for even quicker justifications 9. Reap the benefits.
6:46 I can't believe I found this clip again. These pronunciations of Taklamakan have lived rent-free in my head for six years. And this is where it's from. Beautiful.
Leave a like if you're a no nut November champion
im supprised if you get 1 like
Can i molest my self dada?
iSorrowproductions its gonna be..
Dick
Destorying
December.
is this a mod?
I nut everytime I hear your voice! This is why I will never win no nut November!
Oh yeah after rewatching this we should make him play A-Z provinces
YES
You know in another universe somewhere, he's actually doing it and he's either enjoying it or dying like usual
No
@@the-little-napoleonlike usually both
ISP would actually go insane if this were to happen
“Holding your sausage hostage”
I am ABSOLUTELY using that one.
That sentence always cracked me up and it still does
“Masonic secret self handshake.”
Is my personal favorite.
Oiling the pogo stick
The ham shank
Seasoning the meat. Favourite so far
Nice to see Europe is back to normal. All 1 million states of the hre
Augustine Daudud The famous emperor of West Midlands shan't be forgot.
L ol
It's actually 500 BILLION
Europe but the hre took it all over
What about china?
*Chinese man with an english name in charge of india* 10/10
👌
It would make sense if they were all still in the British empire
Long live the father of Mysore
Peter Jones
lol
#SubscribeToTSeries
Easiest way to beat this mod is by doing these following steps:
1. Play as Brandenburg in Germany
2. Release yourself as German Reich
3. Do oppose Hitler (this will instantly win the civil war aswell as give you 24 divisions)
4. Justify on all core territory (these justifications will be quick)
5. Every country will have less than 4 divisions early game except for you who will have 24 divisions, so act quickly.
6. Bring back the Kaiser
7. Conquer former German Empire territory in Europe
8. Do the focus in the German Empire trees to regain cores on all former German territory for even quicker justifications
9. Reap the benefits.
Or you could do the global defense council and do a world conquest 💀
Are you sure they still have the cores though?
Actual pain: every state independent in hoi4
Maximum I will literally kill myself pain: *every tile/city independent*
like the hre
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Tiles are provinces, isorrow just mixed them up
Every ocean independent
Would be cool if focused on one country tho🤔
OMG! Is this "what if the Holy Roman Epire won ww1"?
Most likely
Yes Comrade
Pipe grease.
@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 words cannot express how much I hate your name
@@aviz8590 thanks bro
Stage 1: mysore
Stage 2:mughal empire
Stage 3: kingdom of david
Final stage: tibetian empir-
(DEVOLVE TO THE KINGDOM OF DAVID)
Kingdom of David with a swastika😂
Go back, I want to be Kingdom of David
More like the republic of David
it is evolving, just backwards
@@brodienolan9906
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ISP “Lets see how fast 5 speed is”
Me: That is my speed
ISP: It is going to take forever
Me: Wait
We play 3 speed normal
I an playing on an old laptop that Speed is realy fast from My perspective
@@lindaswartz3903 I play hoi4 on 3 years a minute
@@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851 how
@@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851 hey nasa
Can't wait for the every tile independent mod.
This just in a youtuber killed himself due to a comment a out a map game
Did someone say █▀█ █▄█ ▀█▀?
🍆
█▀█ █▄█ ▀█▀
Perhaps
**pulls out SCP-173** Is this counted?
nut?
I've never seen an ISP vid older than 3 years, this was a nice change of pace. Plus hearing you swear is hilarious.
6:07, as a citizen of Kentucky I can confirm this would happen as we would bribe our neighbors into submission with alcohol.
Trojan Account Beats And chicken
Kentucky will rule the world xD
I wish I could argue as a Missourian. But all arguments fall flat
True that
TheSmallGold/ Neo Colonel Sanders will lead us to unity and us Kentuckians will rule. Haha
watching this makes me realize that ISP has changed a bit
Only a bit.
Has he?
so thats why you tweeted that pic with all that border gore
quite a lonck lonck lonck time
This is what EU4 looks to HOI4 players
Classifier_66 ever played stellaris where you can have 7 FUCKING EMPIRES IN THE SAME SOLAR SYSTEM
That list of innuendos at the beginning was actually impressive.
that thumbnail
I saw the pic in a book i have a few yrs ago, "Earth the book"
Ok i will play this when they all got unique focus trees
Aka never
@@yesirm1713 thats kinda the joke doe
isp cursing is the most haunting thing ive heard so far
3:37mongolia: What happened, guys?
Use this in the “declare war on everything” challenge
E
I forgot how much he used to swear 😂
you can tell it’s an old vid when he swears in the first 4 seconds
I love this channel because this video from 5 years ago feels the same as a video from yesterday. Never change ISP
except the frequent use of "fucking", didn't know the old ISP had problems not saying that word for 10 seconds.
bruh , he changed like a lot , like look at his political coretcness nowadays
@@jackmeoff6745 I don't think thats it at all. Most likely just to not get demonetized
He literally hasn’t changed since 2017
Well, he swears a lot less now I think
@@rickfitzgerald7294 Well, his sanity is a lot less now too
Chinese Fascists with English names in an Indian country.
What if the Starks won ww2?
What if the sharks won WWI?
What if the storks won ww2
What if the snails won ww1
what if the brits won the troubles
What if Paul Blart won World War I?
Imagine how quickly a battle royale version of this mod would crash the internet
the title is misleading! it says every province independent, when it means every *state* independent!
Ostrich
czcams.com/video/OLpeX4RRo28/video.html
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture4486 I mean he is right tho
The border gore has more variation that isorrows's content.
opening was crazy
40 man bukake civil war.......im dead xDDDDD
Best profile ever
This video is a *_CONCENTRATED_* nostalgia…
Theres even more CHINAS in the world
I do not like that
There can only be one CHINA
Under me MAO ZEDONGU
*typo intensifies*
*NATIOBALIST* *CHINA* *SHOULD* *HAVE* *WON* *CIVIL* *WAR*
I HAVE A IDEA
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ELECTIONS?
Map Tse Tung*
dongu?
I can't believe how old I am now. I was in high-school when I first started watching you
Mongolia and many states: *laughs with one state*
And tibet
I love how Nepal, Bhutan, Tibet, Mongolia, and Tannu Tuva are perfectly normal.
I lost the challenge😭
NOBED_ 86 same here bro I nutted on the first day cause I dated the hottest girl I have ever
This is what EU4 looks to HOI4 players
6:46 I can't believe I found this clip again. These pronunciations of Taklamakan have lived rent-free in my head for six years. And this is where it's from. Beautiful.
What if the White Empire won WW1
Tibet would be so fun with this mod. It is the exact same as in vanilla but with extra resources and extremely weak neighbors.
[Huey Long voice] *EVERY PROVINCE A NATION*
No, just no
"Spain is nice!" Portugal is there as well...
Holding my sausage hostage is my favorite!
6:09 Best part of video, 10/10 amazing content you sir earn a subscriber
9:22 NAZBOL GANG IS BACK IN THE TOWN
This is still the best opening to an isp video.
Do an A-Z of this mod
...seeing these old ISP videos and actually watching him SWEAR is making my brain hurt.
I forgot how much he used to swear; he was also a lot edgier than I remember
Cursing at the right time is good, but too much cursing is unfunny
He is doing it right.
Old isp does hit a bit different
ONE MILLION VIEWS
Would the Always War mod really melt your CPU even if there are no troop movements to actually calculate?
Finally ISP knows what it's like to have a potato computer
I love when they allow realistic speed as an option
6:07 Oh my god... It's fuckin KENTUCKY!
holy shit this thing's at a million views. i remember when it came out.
This video is exactly what I needed on the 1st of November
Oh boy it's been 3 minutes and the video hasn't been taken down by youtube, wtf is going on?
9:11
KANYE NOOOOOO!!!!
*Fire + CPU = BAKE ROLLS*
Dantoxism CPU ROLLS
Ah, a man of culture i see
Now that’s a barren UI Jesus.
Apparently it's a no Democratic Mengkukuo zone too
Apparently it's a no like zone either
Jesus Christ, it's like the Sengoku Jidai only better.
Play as Texas.
blah007001 forget texas haha Michigan all the way we got the fresh water and self sustainable.
Everyone but flint huh
Caleb Allen damn son
blah007001 And please keep New Mexico alive. Every video where the U.S splits into 50 states, New Nexico always gets freaking jumped
@@brentshowers741 tex is self sustainable and has fresh water
Laughed loads at this. You just gained a subscriber
No one:
The HRE: this video
No way 5 years ago he projected Kanye West would post a Star of David with a Hakencruz in it.
when it said "province" i thought he REALLY meant province.
old ahh video
OH MY GOD
PAPA ISP
Daddy isp
bro its so weird hearing ISP swearing
That’s what I’m saying
Lol in my game Germany did this, then Italy followed but Austria came in and suddenly they all became Austrian puppets... I got recked so hard
2:36 that’s my game speed if there’s even a medium sized conflict
And mine during normal gameplay
190K? We gonna get that face reveal, ain't we?
ISP’s whole army is just one guy with a nerf gun
“Draining the Dragon” is my new favorite phrase
NOOOOOOO
The most used bomb in this was the F bomb.
I see the name of the video and think, "Oh no his poor PC."
I think the fact that Mongolia is still completely together says a lot about it.
"like browsing porn in the early 2000s" had me in tears
The magen David with the swastika is wild
Imagine the mutinies in the army event come up when you had 1 division lmao
Let’s try not to end up in a buzz feed commercial 😂😂😂😂 good stuff my guy
9:12 kanye west reference
His first one mil video. Beautiful
Every province being free may be cancerous, but we all know the mighty nation of Banat is the very polar opposite of cancer
#Banatat500k
This video will never not be a classic to me, every single line is absolutely iconic
Technically, Jones is a Welsh name.
You know what’s worse than this video.........NO NUT NOVEMBER BEEPING!!!!
I'm crying blood
Play as Kentucky and conquer the world with an army of horses with riders drunk off of bourbon. Leader must be glorious Matt Bevin.
I miss when this guy used to swear
same
so basically, what if the whole world was germany before unification
Oh god! It burns! It burns! I need some liquid to put it out with. I know- Bleach.
Kentucky made me proud
IKFC
Imperial,Kentucky,fried,chicken
This vid is making me consider blinding myself
I think that should happen.
9:11 That flag is a lot more recognizable thanks to Kanye today
never again
Just wait for the every tile is independent