yeah and at least DT stops at 100 pints. Knows where to DRAW the line! "Nope, THAT'S 100 - I've had me ENOUGH, Mate!" (DT driving hook n ladder down the street)
@@JamesEnglish I've been locked up in Malaga, several police stations on coasta del sol for various things, but my worst was a week in Torrevieja in a secret part of the police station where you aren't even registered, beatings were mental.
“Listen love... I’ve been nicked... will be a few days” but he was actually telling the truth🤣 the amount of lies told along the same lines that never got believed haha..
I went to prison as confident boxer but I soon realised it didn’t mean anything, more about who’s got hold of the wing and how many people they have on their side
@@jakewilkinson520 It can also be a who gets in first game. Both inside and out. If you have to pre emptively strike and spend some time in the slot to survive. So be it.
He ran and sat next to a car to disassociate himself like a toddler.. lololol. Legend... Its crazy behaviour but, lad behavior.. How can you not love this guy.?
Reminded of Joey Diaz telling a story, that's how good they both are. Miss nothing. They report on the entire night, no matter how personally embarrassing.
As funny as this is, and I was thrown out of a hotel with my mates in Gran Canaria for similar, give your head a shake mate you're a fucking legend and could instead be dead or jailed for manslaughter if that chair hit someone, know what I mean
But it never did it mate if u live ur life saying what if or what could’ve or could happen you definitely will be depressed your whole life , we only have one life so fucking live it
@@tp8jcon689 Can't agree with that mate sorry, to an extent I see and agree with what you're saying, one life fucking crack on yeah but that doesn't have to include risking your life behind the door over some fucking stupid bullshit, if you think it does then all credit to you, common sense tells me you can live your life without doing retarded fucking things like that in his position that's all I meant mate
I was 15 & went to Veronica's Strip in 1986. Two Glaswegian girls who were about 19 took me & promised my mum (who's from Glasgow) to look after me ..... they got me wrecked in Tenerife on snakebite. Worst hangover ever had!!
James love u pal ..... never commented on anything before but ur work is fantastic..you NEED John mcavoy google him he did a podcast with Russell brand !!! GET HIM
I disliked Darren before before knowing more about him, but after learning his roots and his childhood I have much more adoration for him. Wish him all the best!
@@akinwalearobieke8073 is right lad Paul Kelly be sick on this....and yeah don’t believe everything that Darren gee says he’s a snide lad lucky Paul hasn’t got hold of him for the shit he was chatting
I spent 3 days in the sells is Tenerife, by 2nd day I was begging the coppers to send me to prison. Believe me the sells are worse than the prisons in Tenerife.
As a lad from Newcastle england u just no when so eone is tell g the truth about a lads holiday us brirish are mad abroad on the drink, when people say there the realiest!! This is real no bullshit just good banter. The realisest in the ufc thank god yoel is gone hahah and remember this fuckers been stabbed up and everything
“Any excuse to arrest me they were going to arrest me... did destroy a hotel and finess a taxi” 😂😂
DT took an entire street out.
Was just thinking this, he gave them one hell of an excuse 🤣
Darren is a class storyteller.
yeah and at least DT stops at 100 pints. Knows where to
DRAW the line! "Nope, THAT'S 100 - I've had me ENOUGH, Mate!"
(DT driving hook n ladder down the street)
Jack a nory
1. Decent story
2. I want to go to Tenerife with Darren Till.
Count me in
@@JamesEnglish I've been locked up in Malaga, several police stations on coasta del sol for various things, but my worst was a week in Torrevieja in a secret part of the police station where you aren't even registered, beatings were mental.
@Joe Biden’s Shotgun 🤣wow
@Joe Biden’s Shotgun username checks out
Hahahaha
Darren “I’ll go out drink 100 pints and steal taxis” Till
he woulda been fine had DT stopped at 99. 99 Pints. You never wanna
hit triple digits, not with pints.
The picture of Darren sitting in the back of a spanish police car, looking back at his friends who took the picture.
It's the funniest ive ever seen.
I have tried to find that photo but I cant!! Where you see it??
I want a poster of it.
@@jamesclark4544facebook
Darren Till is one genine lad.....RESPECT.
“Listen love... I’ve been nicked... will be a few days” but he was actually telling the truth🤣 the amount of lies told along the same lines that never got believed haha..
Misunderstanding, I've them them myself.
I went to prison as confident boxer but I soon realised it didn’t mean anything, more about who’s got hold of the wing and how many people they have on their side
boxings a one on one, i remember the first time i got jumped realising there is no mma move for fighting like 10 dudes, you just cover ya head lmao.
@@dr.ligmahnutts2993 too true
It's same outta prison. It's just a numbers game
@@jakewilkinson520 It can also be a who gets in first game. Both inside and out. If you have to pre emptively strike and spend some time in the slot to survive. So be it.
James you and Darren had me in fits of laughter, fkn CLASSIC
🤣🤣🙌🏼
BRITS ABROAD🤣
Right.. bet this type of stuff happens in Spain every week in summer 🤣😆
@@HT-gv1be knowing Spain it probably does 😂
cocaine is a helluva drug
The best
Darren’s awesome, they say he’s got a punch like sledgehammer 💪
Completely different story when you read the subtitles.
They say its very hard to keep James Englishs attention but I've never seen him laugh so much, Till is a proper character.
Aww I absolutely loved darren story so funny 😄 and grounded one of my best podcasts everyone loved this all my friends
watching this on new years eve tell me why this is the best story ive heard all 2020 haha
He ran and sat next to a car to disassociate himself like a toddler.. lololol. Legend... Its crazy behaviour but, lad behavior.. How can you not love this guy.?
Just your average scouser
In a heap here laughing a Scotsman and a scouser fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
John mcavoy, ex armed robber turned good man, get him on james
I'm now going to watch full Darren till interview cause of this clip 👍
Why?
@@bankaihadouken1180 cause I liked it lol
@funko freddie & co the balloons are ready 😂
@funko freddie & co you filling them with little cannisters? ayeeeee
@@InterYamah the cannisters were empty so we done it manually while laughing our bollox off 😂😂😂
I could listen to Darren tell stories daily 😂
Reminded of Joey Diaz telling a story, that's how good
they both are. Miss nothing. They report on the entire night,
no matter how personally embarrassing.
@@josephkelley8641 100% they just say how it is!
As funny as this is, and I was thrown out of a hotel with my mates in Gran Canaria for similar, give your head a shake mate you're a fucking legend and could instead be dead or jailed for manslaughter if that chair hit someone, know what I mean
Was thinking the same thing mate.
But it never did it mate if u live ur life saying what if or what could’ve or could happen you definitely will be depressed your whole life , we only have one life so fucking live it
@@tp8jcon689 Can't agree with that mate sorry, to an extent I see and agree with what you're saying, one life fucking crack on yeah but that doesn't have to include risking your life behind the door over some fucking stupid bullshit, if you think it does then all credit to you, common sense tells me you can live your life without doing retarded fucking things like that in his position that's all I meant mate
@@tp8jcon689 nah I 100% disagree. If you wanna do retarded stuff you can, but its not okay to put others lives at risk.
He is a great story teller!
Could you imagine till and James pissed together in Tenerife 😂
👮🏽♂️ 🚨
I was 15 & went to Veronica's Strip in 1986. Two Glaswegian girls who were about 19 took me & promised my mum (who's from Glasgow) to look after me ..... they got me wrecked in Tenerife on snakebite. Worst hangover ever had!!
Sounds like fun
😂🤣🤣... he told that story so well! Lol. Really entertaining to listen too.
He sprayed a fire extinguisher. But he said it like It was an AK!!
proper scouser all the best daz L3 shout people
Class story 😂👌🏻
Darren needs a podcast.
with Mike Perry, that's what I been pushing everywhere else.
Some session that is 🍺🤣🤣
Nose beers🤣
Haha - classic Brits Abroad story
Literally 😂💯
"I don't drink one pint, I drink a hundred and steal a taxi"
James love u pal ..... never commented on anything before but ur work is fantastic..you NEED John mcavoy google him he did a podcast with Russell brand !!! GET HIM
These lads are fucking crazy. That sounds like a wild af night.
Great stuff Mr English
Reminds me of my youth
I disliked Darren before before knowing more about him, but after learning his roots and his childhood I have much more adoration for him. Wish him all the best!
Colin said Darren you shouldn’t go out, your not all there lmfao
You can take the lad out of walton but ye cant take the Walton out the lad
I just moved to Liverpool Huyton I like it up here
Till needs to do stand up comedy
Mad man.
Leg it........the bizzies are ere!!
Darren Till is fucking hilarious... He can frickin tell a story man. His instagram never ceases to amuse me.
Id love to have a drink with this dude seems like a great time.
Darren’s got the best cover stories in the game.
I live in Inner Mongolia and my son who is Chinese just told me he thinks this is a mixture of speaking English and Mongolian.
The accent?
Yes
@@ericspaans4008 yeah it’s a pretty unique accent
I love their accents lmaoooo
🤣🤣🤣
m.czcams.com/video/6tkPdIjV3HU/video.html
He be like “ laihhh”
@@lilninjastfu lækh
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Those fire extinguisher days
And this is one of the many examples of why I have to insist I'm from New Zealand, every time I travel anywhere in the EU
So this is where the Rawdog idea came from...
Love Darren. Hope he has many fights at the top. GO ON LAD.
Darren Tills new teeth make him look like Jason Lee ( Brodie )
Shanon briggs of MMA
Shit happens, Darren tills,the hangover.
Hahaha yes mate that's my thing I like to steal taxis u funny gezz wat a quote like it
arrr f**k it anyway 😂 famous last words 😂
CRAZY!
Didn't knew he' such a 'gangster' .. :-)
need pete doherty on this haha
Asked a few times now but he’s no interested
Anything Goes With James English fair, shame that. Loving the other guests too. Carl Barat might be a shout then if Petes not interested.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omfg this is so funny 😂
Proper Mad Lad
Darren sick guy and funny Top James lad keep it up mate
👍🏼
This guy needs to surround himself with different people 💀
Sounds like jay from inbetweeners
Sam walker is his friend in jail
That’s true
Didn't know that, how did you know?
@@bazkid5739 😂😂😂
SAM WALKER THE BIGGEST GRASS OF THE NORTH WEST OF ENGLAND & THINKS HE SOME HARD GUY WHEN ON PROTECTION WINGS AS HE NOT SAFE ON GEN POP...!!
@@carlmcmullen5759 he’s definitely in here so population my pals on same wing.
James I will come on for a grand cash, this is my last offer.
Deal
Brilliant 🤣🤣
Banged up abroad 😂😂😂
Nigga need a lineup
Is that the truth...Thanks James..
Lol how many times he touches his face when telling this story. He def stole the taxi and prob left quite a bit out as well haha
I was thinking the same thing!! I bet there is some more to the story hahahaha. I bet he was driving haha
Shouts out Paul Kelly
Helmet
more time if your britidh and been on a lads holiday this is standard loool
british*
I have watched several clips now and I honestly don't understand more than 3% of what James says. I understand 94% Till for some reason
Any chance of getting Ronnie O’Sullivan on James lad?
Next year 👍🏼
@@JamesEnglish good man!! Best podcast about fella keep going 👍
Mad lad
Love this but jail an prison are two Different things. Title is misleading
Jail is worse than prison in Tenerife
The Liverpool Irish 😂😂😂😂
He’s British lad
Very Liverpool
I did a year an a half in a max then got super maxed for getting in to many fights lol
So fucking funny 😂😂
Been in them cells mate, rotten, can see siam park from the windows.
LEGEND
So full of it this guy!
Any excuse to arrest me he stole a taxi and ducked up a room
Get Paul Kelly on James laa
Smelly Kelly the bellwiff crying in the dock I’ve got kids the helmet
@@gladyourdeadgrandmaemilyro9883 strange kid u lad don't believe everything that Darren Gee says he's full of shit and he's a bad grass
@@akinwalearobieke8073 is right lad Paul Kelly be sick on this....and yeah don’t believe everything that Darren gee says he’s a snide lad lucky Paul hasn’t got hold of him for the shit he was chatting
He's a good guy Paul Kelly
Got a good heart
I spent 3 days in the sells is Tenerife, by 2nd day I was begging the coppers to send me to prison. Believe me the sells are worse than the prisons in Tenerife.
cells
#RAWDOG
Brits abroad 😂🏴
Sam Walker his friend in jail
darren the taxi stealer till
For a bloke who loves fighting he always gets bet like a donkey,,
As a lad from Newcastle england u just no when so eone is tell g the truth about a lads holiday us brirish are mad abroad on the drink, when people say there the realiest!! This is real no bullshit just good banter. The realisest in the ufc thank god yoel is gone hahah and remember this fuckers been stabbed up and everything
Been there done that
What a cory
Don't blame his jail is not a nice place, you can be surrounded by mates and comforts but it's just plain shit man
hahaha ..... nutters
Dereden Till is always down fer a fucn Tilly ya?