touching itto's honker bonkers | a playlist
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Listen to the playlist on spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/6SA... - Zábava
itto: has a literal demon inside of him
the fandom: um- sir you have some nice.. uhem-
im wheezing
TRUE-
Another geo character that is applying the hydro status on us
HfyHyfHFfYtfh-
@@nixa7163 NO
The amount of barking, meowing, mooing and simping is amazing yet terrifying. That just shows how the hornæ part of the community is 😳
Not part
*all
yeah
@@moonplume *Hello again.*
M-
MOOING???
mooing... huh. that's new
I woke up to a notification saying “ittos honker bonkers” I cried.
Poor Dain :,]
dAIN!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!
😃 whatchu doin here
I'll be praying 🙏
Cool, I didn't know Dain is into Itto's badonkers
Welcome to the live chat we have,
the dancers,
some people oinking,
eagle screeching,
barking,
meowing,
and lastly the pov writers.
And don't forget the cows and bees!
This is the most objective and true way of putting what us happening in the comments I love this
Nah you should call or title them Royalties like bish they feed thirsty a$$e$🤣
And quacking
Don’t forget the ones who sit silently in the back making weird ass noises because they don’t know which animal to choose
“stop being hornæ! do the right thing and join the adventure team!”
_-bennett, leader of benny’s adventure team_
NO. NEEEEEVVVVEEERRR!
The title started as joke in the Discord server, and now, here we are.
HERE WE ARE W DEEZ NU-
yes i can sit here for 4-5 hours just staring at itto and his *big bonkers* .
Same here.
But can u do it without drooling?
I can't so I don't don't blame you-
My biggest flex is that I read the povs with a straight face
I always have a straight face when I'm honknee lmaoo
Oh my god ur pfp i cant 💀😭😭
Same
lucky bc I’m reading this next to my family. my face is so red 8 just realized that
Great thing to have when you read smut🙂
BARK BARK
MOO
MEOW
SNAKE NOISES
UHHH
HONKA HONKA
QUACK
BUZZING EVEN
CRYING
SCREAMING
HOWLING
BUZZING
CLUCKING
FISH NOISES
BROKEN TABLE NOISES
OSMANTHUS WINE NOISES
5 STAR CLAYMORE NOISES
PENCIL NOISES
**S N A K E N O I S E S**
OH WAIT THE PENCIL NOISES LMAO
....i agree
CUTELY FARTING
*_OSMANTHUS WINE NOISES_*
His honker bonkers are quite nice
Fax 👀
hol' up-
HOL UP
what are honker bonkers
@@klee8938 KLEE?
I love how 14 people including me, liked it before it even premiered
96 people including me now
317+
414
The premiere hasn't even started and you can see people barking.
Can someone explain the Xiao eggs thing- 😭
Hello Ningguang!
..
@@ant_rocket eggs??- should i be worried-
@@ant_rocket you wouldn't want to know love.
even the whole entire amazon rainforest wouldnt be enough for you guys 😕
Yep 💅
I need every tree and grass in existence.
At this point y’all need the whole rio Grande river of holy water
I’m looking- not respectfully in the slightest, I am in fact on all fours barking and drooling over him.
*POVs I did in LIVE Chat and sheesh post-live chat were wild cards*
You stare as Itto stands butt naked in the middle of the living room "What?" he asks, confused as you're just wide eyed "Nothing." he shrugs, walking somewhere else of the house as you sigh "Oh dear."
POV: You sigh, walking up to he bed where Itto was laying on and hugging him, laying your head in between his chest for comfort. Itto said nothing, knowing you had a bad day so he only pats your head.
You scream as someone suddenly lifts you from the ground into a bear hug, you turn your head and see Itto grinning widely at you and spinning you around "Nice to see you after so long, little beetle!"
You whistle as you see Itto come out of the shower "Looking quite fine there, love." Itto only laughs at this "I think that'd be you! You look wonderful everyday and dare I say hot?" you chuckle.
POV: You eye Itto from the corner of your peripheral vision, his outfit nowadays consisted only of straps on his chest, his claim? Clothes hinder his movement. You chuckle at his odd way of thinking.
Itto stares with his mouth open as you walk out with underwear only, going into the kitchen and his eyes follow your legs, marks from last night still visible and he curses under his breath, following
POV: You hum, placing yourself on Itto's lap like it was an everyday occurrence in front of his subordinates, they all advert their eyes, some just straight up gawking "You got a problem?" Itto scoffs
You let go off Itto with a pop of your mouth. He only grins down at you, his teeth showing and brings his hand to your face, wiping the mess you, yourself did "Good little pet, but we're not done yet."
Your back hits the wall as Itto corners you, looking down at you with a frown that says it all "Enough. I'm tired of this game of hide and seek, will you finally submit?" you gulp, knowing the answer.
You lift yourself off of Itto, his groans only fueling you to keep going so you slam yourself down on him again "Oh come on, don't tell me that's it?" you mock and he only scoffs in offence "Shut it."
You smirk in delight, kissing down Itto's chest as he struggles in the retrains, tied to the bed. You pout in disappointed towards his attitude "Don't be like that, behave." But Itto doesn't want to.
Itto leans down, wrapping his hands around your neck and admiring your fucked-out face, he licks his lips, satisfied with the outcome "We still have more to go, don't go passing out on me just yet."
You stare with envy straight at Itto's chest and huge honker bonkers while mumbling "It isn't fair." like a mantra while Kujou Sara judges off on the sidelines.
You move your hips slowly to the beat of the music, staring straight into Itto's eyes and you give him a smile, knowing exactly how he's restraining himself to not lunge and fuck you right there.
DAMNNNN
I saw you in the chat fjdjjfjfjf
Thank you for the good food
*Sleepy. You deserve my last bottle of wine I stole.* 🍷🍷
Aww I miss the live chat
MWAH ILY
I like how they're all different dynamics in each one too haha ilysmm
Naughty Wackus Bonkus
Whackus bonkus 😠😠😤
Chat povs:
Itto noticed you eyeing him and he walked towards you. "You alright?" "I'm fine!" you responded. Itto giggled and held your hand, placing it to his chest. You became a cherry as soon as his did this!
Itto was watching you, he got bored and hugged you. Your face was pushed into his "honker bonkers". You were blushing, but he just kept you in his hold.
Itto was a new addition to your teapot, he was always checking out the place. He once saw you in your room and had walked in. "Y/n! How are you?" You turned around only to be faced with his chest.
Itto and you were at a meeting and you left to get water. Y/n hadnt noticed Itto following them, they turned away from the fountain to be faced with Itto. He brought their hands to his and smiled.
Full pov:
Itto was surprised to see you in the small realm you neglected so many times, he didn’t mind you being there, it was your realm after all! He just wanted to understand why noone else was there.
“Y/n?” Itto called to the figure.
“Hmm?” Y/n responded.
“Why is no one else here?” “I don’t like characters going through my things.” “Why am I here?” “You are cute!” You giggled at his now flustered expression.
Itto entered the space you were in and talked with you for a while. You soon got bored and walked towards him. He looked at you quizzically. You had walked over to him and sat on his lap. He become extremely flushed, not realizing your passed out state. He picked you up and laid you on your bed. He was suddenly pulled back onto the bed, as your form had snuggled into his chest. You both soon fell asleep.
Wattpad: Scaramochiismochi
MEOWWWW BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK MEOW MEOW ARRFF ARRRRFFF ARRRRFFFF ARRRRFFF BARK BARK BARK BARK THANK YOU FOR THISSSS🛐🛐💞💞💞
Ohohohh, infeont of my green tea matcha pocky sticks?? IT WAS GREAT LMAO 😵🪧⁉️💥💥💥
(I can’t believe I’m writing this, I blame it on this wonderful man playlist and Sexy Back that hyped me up 💀)
~POV~ **WARNING SUGGESTIVE CONTENT**
You laughed wildly as the adrenaline from battle rushed through your veins. This was everything you wanted in battle. You loved this and was taking in every single second of as you battled Arataki Itto. The man was grinning his face off as he took another swing at you in which you dodged quickly due to your fast reflexes.
**Flashback**
Arataki Itto stood in the middle of the gathering crowd as he hyped everyone up looking for opponents to battle with. You were merely passing by after going to the nearby book store in order to buy the new manga that you were interested in. All you could think about was going back to the inn and binge read it and give your review about it to Ei. That was when, “HEY YOU!” Someone shouted in your direction. You ignored the calling thinking it was meant for someone else since there was a large crowds around you much to your disliking. Suddenly, you felt your body come to abrupt stop and your arm was grabbed by someone very strong.Your body jumped at the sudden touch with no warning. You whipped around quickly to see who grabbed your arm. There revealed the man from earlier who was looking for opponents. Mentally, you groaned and cried internally knowing what he would ask of you when you were just trying to read your manga. You just nodded your head when Itto asked a duel with you.
**Present Time**
That was how you lead to this situation where you were fighting Itto but ended up having a bit too much fun. You tackled him down with your hand pushing hard against his chest and used your body weight to your advantage to get him on the ground despite the weight class difference between the two of you. You wasted no time in stabbing your sword (you can choose a different weapon, I used a sword in reference of traveler) into the ground, merely cemeteries away from slicing Itto’s cheek wide up. You both patted for air as your chests heaved for air. Your exhaustion almost didn’t even make you even realize the position the two of you were in. Well at least it wasn’t until Itto smirked eerily seductive at you which only fueled your confusion. You straddled his waist and your hand feeling up against his *honker bonkers* much to your embarrassment. You were never very aware of the lacking of clothing Itto had since you were mostly looking at the ground as you walked and was grumpy because you couldn’t read your manga. This made you internally panic and your already lightly tainted pink cheeks from the workout to a bright red out of pure embarrassment. Your legs were like jelly from all of the battle and you were completely exhausted so you took far to long to attempt to get up off of Itto. He took this chance to wrap an arm around your waist and another on the back of your neck, pulling you down to whisper in your ear something and made you fuming.
That was all that you could bare to remember as you hoarsely coughed, trying to get back your lost voice as you talked to Ei. You couldn’t look at both Ei and Itto in the eye after knowing she probably could guess what happened and Itto who was asking if you wanted to battle and “hang out” again. Ei only gave you dango milk to show her pity for you, especially when she saw all the “mosquito bites” all over you since you couldn’t cover them all up. In all honesty, you didn’t even know how your legs are still working.
(Okay I’m prepared to see thirst comments if ppl actually read this)
LMAO I’M ACE BUT THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
IM CREAMING OMG I NEED THIS MAN TO RAIL MR AHHHH AMD THANK YOY FOR THS FOOD
@@isabelcore and this is what I meant by I’m prepared to see thirst comments 😂
@@paintwater4379 LMAO I have no interest in Itto in all honesty, I just thought it would fun to write this
@@yukime7413 im sorry I can't help it 😔 😢
NSFW Itto headcanon: He experiences a heat when it is mating season. Basically he is at his most horniest. (Get it?) So, RIP your ability to walk when that happens. 😏
Good luck Aether, you'll need it-
So tru
I’ll be praying for Lumine if that happens-
omegaverse? omg wait- omegaverse itto 😫
@@lovelykitty42 Hold onto your butts!
i’m so sorry for the person i will become when this premieres 😟✋
i love booba
also i dont think this is in character for itto but enjoy i guess :,))
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the scenery of inazuma never seemed to stop amazing you especially now that all of the restrictions set in place by the electro archon were removed. inazuma city seemed lively than ever. you waved to a passing child who waved back with a grin before catching up with her own friends. however when you looked up you bumped into something. it felt soft yet firm at the same time? 'shit i probably bumped into a person didnt i' you infered
"sorry! i got distracted by someone sorry about that!" you said quickly, looking up at the person before you.
a tall muscular man stood before you. the most noticeable features of him were his crimson red horns, fluffy white hair, and his.. choice of clothing. those features were what gave away who he was. arataki itto. sadly a friend of yours. sadly due to the fact you've had to bail him out so many times that you had to pick up a second job.
"ah! careful! dont tell me youre looking for a fight!" the oni said teasingly with a smirk. yet he seemed a bit flustered? itto was a sickenly confident man so why would he be that way? you decided not to push it. you rolled your eyes as a smile crept onto your lips.
"dont tell me youre looking for another reason for me to bail you out again" you shot back. itto chuckled.
"well we can always have a challenge though may i ask of one thing" you looked at him with a curious expression.
the man placed his obviously larger hand over yours. oh. your hand was placed on his chest. specifically his upper chest area .
"if youre going to touch me here take me out to dinner first" itto said with a flustered laugh. a blush rose to your cheeks and you immediately slid your hand out of his grasp and off his chest.
"im so sorry" you quickly apologized, visibly embarrassed. itto let out a loud laugh. he'd never let you live this down though it was quite soft.. perhaps youll listen to his suggestion
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go touch grass i know you read the spicy povs before this one /lh
Jfhdjdsk THIS IS SO GOOD
@@repeatedecho IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT
flustered itto make me go WOOF WOOF
@@fiqsonmingi HELPP
bark bark woof woof sir
I was way too early for this one
I could've been but I was... Taking a nap🌝
live chat was absolute thirst before it even started oh dear
BARK BARK
Ok but where tf did the Xiao eggs come from-
@@marzzarella Oh dear you're gonna be my nightmare 💀
@@ant_rocket Also, no idea- I look away from chat for some minutes and BAM LMAO
Seconds after his release the Fandom has went wild and its so entertaining to just sit back and watch all these people thirst over a beatboxing pixel
I- I love this fandom so much I don’t say that enough
BESTIE WE GETTING A LITTLE TOO WILD WITH THESE NAMES
not a genshin writer but i play genshin and write fanfics so here i go!:8::&:
[[slight nsfw??]]
pov pov
fem dom reader x itto
“Hey, tired already?” Itto was on his knees already, breathless. You were confused, he usually lasted longer during his training. “What’s up with you today?” You knelt down and checked on him. “No- wait, don’t come too close.” He lightly pushed you away.
“What..” You backed up a bit, giving him the space he needed. His eyes, they were staring right into your breasts. Though it was often that this happened, today seemed slightly intense. “God, stop staring.” You stood up, teasing him. “But- I’m sorry.” He tried to stand up.
“One more round?” You asked, facing him while moving in a circle, prepared to spar once again. “Yeah!” He stuttered and picked himself up. “Alright then, here goes nothing; i guess.” You shuffled around with your polearm and swung it around before striking him, though he immediately avoided you. “Good reflexes.” He smiled. “Praise me again.” He tightened his grip around his claymore.
“If you amuse me.” You scoffed, making him slightly pout. You charged against him, completely catching him off guard. You remembered sharpening your polearm earlier that day, and immediately hesitated before attacking him. Now you’re on top of him and his claymore’s far away. You’re on your knees, above his stomach with your polearm inches away from his throat. “Holy shit that was so quick, I didn’t see that coming.” He was breathless, panic seen in his eyes. You smirked in another victory. “No praise for you, i guess.” You wanted to stand up but his large hands stop you and dragged you back down.
He had a soft look in his eyes, almost as if he was begging. “Just one, please, master.” You’re used to him calling you master because you’ve been training him at such a young age, but today felt different. Maybe because you’re in shorts and only a sleeveless tanktop?
“What the hell are you saying..” You tried to back away but a pout grew. You could feel yourself heating up. Seeing him sad and vulnerable somehow turned you on- in a way it shouldn’t have. “Well- Fine. Your grip on the claymore is better.” You tried to get up but he secured your legs under his, making you basically immobilised.
“Let’s stay like this for a little while, please? Just for today, master.”
MORE PLEASE 👏👏
I’m lurking for a part 2
more? 👀
Pov bc I need to practice more characters
(WARNING: Sexual content is hinted at)
Itto's piercing golden pupils dug through you making your skin heat. Your legs practically fell limp from his intense gaze. You returned the attention given to you just for him to turn back to whatever scroll he worked on.
He raised his arm and slowly ran his thick fingers through the milky white hair upon his head, straightening out any knots that might've been in it. He repeated the action almost entirely unaware of how your pensive eyes tracked the subtle flex of his bicep. His hand ran behind his ear and down his hefty neck. He began to run the cloth of his cape between his index finger and thumb, subconsciously rolling his bottom lip in between his teeth.
Without any thought, you dragged your eyes further down his beefy figure. With every deep breath inhaled in through his thin nose, his shoulders rise and fall. Your needy hormones forced your attention to the heaving of his chest. His rather... large chest.
The idea of huge pecs never really crossed your consciousness or maybe you never cared for it but as those sat there laid out in front of you, you couldn't help but bring your legs closer together. The crimson markings on his cleavage made them even more evident to you, almost in a teasing manner. Though everything about him cautioned dominance, this hint of sex appeal towered over any warning conveyed to you. That crippling urge drag your fingers down his chest. The idea on feeling every curve of his upper body and the buckle of his thighs underneath you.
The light breaths emitted from his mouth drifting across your hot skin.
Heaven.
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I'll probably write more later but I just don't know how he acts enough to have the reader actually interact with him.
AMAZING PLAYLIST 👏🏾
When I tell you Rihanna song had me🚶🏾♀️
Anyways thnx for reading
Holy shit the rats have more food! Amazing and spicy and im now very soggy 🤤
MORE PLZ 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
@@repeatedecho lemme see what I can pull outa my azz.
The tension in the air was thick and filled with lust. The lust and desire you inhaled suffocated you lungs causing your body to instinctively breath heavier and faster. Your skin was heated as you were on the verge of sweating. All those things that you could feel from your very head to toe and you focused on none of them.
Your hand draped up his muscular back, every curve and dip felt on your finger tips. Goosebumps arose from his pale skin as you trail further up his spine. You spread your fingers apart and bring them through his milky white hair. Then you pull. You pull so firmly that he had no choice but to detach from your shoulder.
"Don't get too ahead of yourself, dear." Every word you spoke to him dripping with seduction. "I'm not the star of the show."
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I CANT HELP BUT MAKE THE READER DOMINATE!
I'm sorry for all the subs out there😔
POV time! :)
- P-please...ah! - Itto sharply inhaled seeing my fingers brush gently between my lower lips.
I smirked at the sight of him, The One And Only Crimson Oni, being so vulnerable. All because of me.
With a swift motion I pushed one of my fingers inside me. I moaned quietly not wanting to give him the upper hand, to which he bit his lower lip.
I began to push my finger in and out and when I was comfortable enough I added a second one.
- Please.. Y/n..this is.. t-torture - he breathed heavier.
- A-a-ah.. It's my turn in the challenge so I decide what I'll do - I said without stopping my hands movements and looking directly into his eyes.
I heard him sigh and shift his hands trying to untie himself. Unlucky for him, I tied his wrists tightly behind him.
He could do nothing to release himself. In every meaning of it.
I speeded up my pace catching the rhythm.
But how exactly did we get into this situation? When I woke up today and stumbled across Arataki Itto I never knew things would turn this way.
The rest is on my wattpad if I caught your attention!
Find me there! @Zhiyoru
WOW
I UH
ALRIGHTY THEN
I’LL BE ON MY WAY
THANK YOU THE WATTPAD DROP
THAT WATTPAD STORY WAS INTENSE
The art is so smexc like damm
*silently screenshots and sets as laptop wallpaper
THIS IS GONNA BE A MASTERPIECE I JUST KNOW IT
Edit: the playlist was great but the chat.. I’m traumatized
- `, [TIMESTAMPS] ꒱ ↷.♡
☆☆
- 00:01 :: _Slumber Party (Slowed) || Ashnikko, Princess Nokia_
- 04:08 :: _I Wanna See Some Ass || Jack Harlow_
- 06:16 :: _Sexyback || Justin Timberlake ft. Timbaland_
- 10:20 :: _Swim || Chase Atlantic_
- 14:12 :: _My Humps (Slowed) || Black Eyed Peas_
- 20:13 :: _Needed Me (Slowed) || Rihanna_
- 24:07 :: _Loveeeeeee Song (Slowed) || Rihanna, Future_
- 28:40 :: _Runnin Low (Slowed) || Kieran Alleyne_
~♡~
_I hope have it helped!
i hope have it helped?
@@ilyeonjun AYE we do not question the timestamps givers. u n d e r s t a n d ?
@@myoldedgyphaseaccount ?
Thx❤❤❤
GUYS IT’S JUST HIS UH LITTLE COW THING Y’KNOW FROM HIS ELEMENTAL SKILL YEAH
I am so scared of the twitch chats when streamers pull for him
Can I get fries
@@kokolovespareo sure 🍟
Yo I just laughed out loud
salt and betrayal..
Sorry zhongli, he's just so fINEEEEEEE
LMAO sorryy 😅
@@ventitheanemoarchon2810 .....venti..?
Oh the old geo dad is here-
I am so sorry, father.
I LOOKED IN THE CHAT FOR ONE SECOND AND THEY WERE MOOING HELP?!?#!?$!
Yall need to stop barking this is why that one Kazuha was crying on his knees last time
I Can't get over the fact I saw a Pizza hut x Domino's thing in there😭
I’m not good at writing smut so here’s some angst
Watt pad: vflower69
POV:
You should have known that this was a bad idea. Earlier you had brashly introduced yourself by challenging the legendary traveler to a friendly duel. The terms were simple: the loser had to massage the winner’s chest. You should have known something was very wrong with how readily the traveler accepted your humiliating conditions, his eyes an empty brown void, lacking any sign of life. His flying companion equally haggard. It was like they simply stopped trying to fight the insult. You won the match, barely. There were new gaping wounds all over, but the idea of a pretty boy straddling your lap distracted you from the pain.
You two were now inside Komori Teahouse. You were laying on your back, the scent of fine tea wafting up your nostrils. You moaned with pleasure as your nipples were touched, teased, pinched, and twisted. It stopped suddenly. "Hey don’t chicken out on me now-" You felt water dropping on your face and chest. The traveler’s face was scrunched up with eyes as big as saucers. It was an expression you never wanted to see again.
"Teppei…" You bristled and grimaced at the name. You hated that he was barely whispering another man’s name while in bed with you, but you hated even more the fact that the other man obviously hurt him. You knew he didn’t need your anger now though. You weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but you weren’t tactless. You slowly sit up and gently envelope him in a firm and soft hug. "Don’t leave me…"
"Hey, it’s okay buddy. I’m here now, and so are you. We’re going to be alright."
You didn’t move the entire night, just you tightly spooning him and making sure he felt safe. You didn’t catch a wink of sleep watching him slowly relax and doze off. You were pretty sore in the morning but you still decided to get some workout in once the traveler and his companion left to do commissions. Once you were alone you fought every hilichurl and ruin hunter you see. Gorou was vastly dismayed by the sight of your injury. "Geez, Ataraki, how many times do I have to tell you to cool it?"
"The leader of the Ataraki Gang won’t die that easily, pupper!"
"Ataraki? Is something the matter? It isn’t like you to not scream your head off and make a big scene when I’m cleaning your wounds."
"Eh? I’m fine. Really." To convince him, you gave him the biggest lopsided smile you could. You were sure the joy couldn’t reach your eyes.
"…Alright. If something is bothering you, you can always tell one of us." Gorou didn’t seem all that convinced by your charade.
"Hey…I’m not sure if I may ask, but do you know of a man named Teppei?"
Gorou looked at you like a deer in headlights and dropped his equipment. "….Teppei? He ascended to celestia. He was one of our best fighters besides the traveler. He was among many of our men who overused their delusions and succumbed to rapid aging. Why do you ask?" Gorou seemed slightly defensive at the last question, his words coming out like a warning sneer. Teppei’s unfortunate end seemed like a very touchy subject to both Gorou and the traveler and you had to tread lightly.
"Oh, I just happened to pass by a memorial with the name on it. I was curious, is all." You made large hand and arm gestures as you tried to wave away the sensitive subject.
"I see. Please don’t mention the name again. The traveler in particular dealt with the loss of his close friend and brother in arms very badly." You swallowed the large lump in your throat, your eyes widening with the sobering realization. You mentally kicked yourself for opening Pandora’s box. Gorou let out an exhausted sigh. "They were truly two of a kind, the captains of Herring I and Swordfish II."
You returned to the teahouse and ran into the traveler and Paimon inside. "Hey…"
"Good afternoon, Ataraki. I see you’ve returned."
"Where have you been? You look so terrible!" Paimon, Ayaka, and Thoma look concerned at your physical state, with all the bandages. You wave them off dismissively.
"Traveler, can we talk alone for a sec?"
"….Sure." The young boy looks at the ground as if there are interesting ants crawling around.
Once alone in a room with a shogi partition dividing the two of you from the rest of the teahouse you cleared your throat. "I-I heard about what happened to Teppei."
"…. I see." You clenched your fists so hard your knuckles turn white. You were getting angrier and angrier every minute. You weren’t sure what or who you were more angry with: the fatui who heartlessly exploited and toyed with innocent lives, Kokomi for using unethical means to win the war even if her cause was just, Gorou for being momentarily careless and trusting and allowing the enemy to infiltrate the ranks of the resistance, yourself for opening up this bag of worms, the traveler for being so calm and dismissive, or Teppei for being such a rugged and selfish and greedy hero that he was willing to throw friendship and reason and caution and his own life to the wind just for one moment of military accomplishment.
" ‘I see?’ Is that all you’ve got?" The traveler looks up, surprised by your sudden rage.
"I fail to understand. I’m sorry about last night. I wasn’t well mannered. Let’s pretend it didn’t happen."
" ‘Pretend?’ What, do you expect me to just ‘pretend’ I didn’t see you crying and your heart shattering into tiny fragments? You were not okay and I can’t get that out of my head!" You were grabbing the traveler by the shoulders now, hard enough to draw blood with your long nails.
"Let me go! What do you want?"
"I want to know more about you! And Teppei!"
"There’s nothing for me to talk about!"
"Yes there is!"
"Traveler? Ataraki? Are you two fighting?" You hear the shogi door slide open and see Ayaka and Thoma stand there frozen on the spot with Paimon and Taroumaru behind them. You feel a rough impact with your cheek and become aware that the traveler just slapped you before the boy rushes out in tears. "Ataraki are you being mean again?"
"I-" You felt like crying yourself, but you didn’t want to. You wanted to fight. You wanted to fight yourself. You wanted to fight the Raiden Shogun. You wanted to fight that woman La Signora, the supposed mastermind behind the delusions being mass manufactured and marketed to the resistance. Archons above, why did the Raiden Shogun get to her before you could? Why did everyone cheer at the news of her passing? Why was everyone so happy that the brutal, long, and unnecessary war ended, leaving you with no enemies to fight, no revenge to be obtained? Why did you have to get your sorry self stuck in prison throughout the war? If only you could have fought alongside the traveler, Teppei, Kazuha, and Tomo, Teppei and Tomo might still be here. You knew the traveler wouldn’t want revenge. It won’t bring Teppei and Tomo back. You shoved Ayaka and Thoma aside as you left the teahouse, walking down the narrow alleys of Inazuma City trying to cool your head.
omg- BRO
THIS LOWKEY KINDA MADE ME EMOTIONAL
damn ur rlly good
Couldn't stop staring at the thumbnail haha-
IM SO SORRY I GOT PPL TO START BUZZING
AND INANIMATE OBJECTS TO START MAKING NOISES
YES I WAS THE ONE DOING PENCIL, 5 STAR CLAYMORE NOISES, AND EVEN BROKEN TABLE NOISES
LMAO HOW DID YOU EVEN ACHIEVE THAT-
@@christmasitto1884 I DONT EVEN KNOW
NOO HAHAHA THATS AMAZING
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE, EVEN OUTSIDE OF GENSHIN PLAYLISTS I THINK
@@IATEALLTHECHEESE
WAIT SRSLY
your honkers look heavy, may I hold them for you sir 🤲
*tartaglia and ningguang i am once again asking for your hand in marriage*
💕❤️✨
thank you.
💕❤️✨
-im very pansexual and down bad
I CAN LIKE BE THE ONE THAT MARRIES THE THREE OF YOU TOGETHER
@@ant_rocket ✨YES PLEASE BESTIE✨
PLEASE PANSEXUALS UNITE
@@vanitasdomwifey YESS COME WE MUST UNITE
@@koi9547 YESS✨
The fact that I was awake and ready to be on the premiere but still missed it is deceiving 😞 ... *barks in sadness*
I love how there was so much animal language in there (including me)
im just gonna ignore the obviously suspicious title and wait for the premiere 🕳🤸
Y'all better appreciate this playlist and daydream to it because in game, Arataki Itto's chest is as thin as Raiden Shogun's booba sword
itto's honker bonkers 😼
timestamps because i can't see any:
0:00 - slumber party
4:08 - i wanna see some a$$
6:14 - sexyback
10:17 - swim
14:10 - my humps
20:12 - needed me
24:07 - loveeeeeee song
28:39 - runnin low
I told my friend that this was a playlist and she goes "I hope it's just Cotton Eye Joe over and over again"
Big bonkers i cant
the amount of mooing in chat I- 🧍🏾♀️
*Honker Bonkes*
Oh noo I ment honker bonkers
Pooey I messed up :(
WOOF WOOF BARK BARKS WWOOOOOAAAGGYHAAAAHGH AROOO
sorry, I just want to say you're cute!
@@ktwqq0 I'm sorry I'm not an itto impersonator/roleplayer and I'm taken irl
i can proudly say i love this fandom :')
Same uwu
Until it comes to the toxic people
The first song tho 😭 I can imagine myself going down on him I cant-
😭😭😭
Finally a premiere where i'm not 5 mins late
Honker bonkers made me cackle 💀✋
"Touch" you mean bite em mark em,whip em eh???
I JUST GOT HOME BRO IM TOO READY FOR THIS PLAYLIST
daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy?-
The chat wasnt as normal but it was funny lmao
just one touch sir, PLEASE 🛐
spicy pov, be warned of the spiciness (modern AU) ;) enjoy~ (part 2 MIGHT be on my wattpad porkcutletbowl44 cause nsfw)
"Today is a free day, there will be basket ball, volley ball, or you can sit and chat with your friends." Mrs. Jean blew her whistle to get the classes attention. P.E. was the last class of the day, it seems Jean was feeling kind today to let everyone have a free period.
Itto, the school pretty boy, gathered with his buddies to play a game of basketball. Amber called over her friends to play a relaxed game of volleyball.
"(f/n), how about some volleyball? Bennett and Eula will have you on their team!" Amber trotted over to you. you kindly declined, not really in the mood for the top volleyball players to spike you in the face. "No thanks, I'm not in a volleyball mood right now..." you discreetly glanced at the smirks of Ningguang and Keqing, this school years volleyball champions.
"Oh, no worries. if you change your mind you can still join!" Amber smiled and returned to her team.
"wise choice." Sara appeared at your side. "huh?" you blinked at your irritated friend. "Ningguang can shove her ego right up her-"
"Sara! don't be so rude." Ayaka slapped a hand over Kujou Sara's mouth to prevent her from spitting such insults. "Lets go over by the pull up bars and watch the boys play basket ball." Ayaka said. you looked over to see what she was so eager about, so far Itto and Childe have picked their teams.
Itto chose Diluc, Aether, and Albedo
Childe's team had Kaeya, Thoma, and Kazuha.
"Aether will definitely win-"
"Aether is literally just a shooter guard." Sara pointed out.
"Yes but he will do a very good job at it." Ayaka rose her chin up proud and stood by her statement. Sara only rolled her eyes.
you watched as the team would hype up Itto after shooting the ball in the hoop, except for Diluc, who only wiped sweat off his chin. Aether did his very best at trying to protect their goal from Kaeya, but the royal haired man was very agile. If it weren't for Aethers' height, he would have no trouble. Aether's braid swatted him in the face when he tried to jump and smack the ball from going into the hoop, temporarily blinded, Aether completely missed and Kaeya scored a point for his team.
"Don't sweat it Aether!. Itto clapped his friend on the shoulder, rather roughly.
Itto headbutted the ball going for their goal, and punched his chest triumphantly with a loud cheer.
you leaned against the wall and sighed, you now saw why Ayaka suggested just watching, the boys had loose tank tops on, their muscular physique was just begging to be watched-
"ouch!" Kazuha fell out of the air with a thud and clutched his nose.
"Don't jump when the ball is going in, idiot." Albedo scoffed and looked down.
anger boiled in your chest, you stood up and marched right over to the court. Sara made protest and tried to grasp your wrist, but failed and quickly followed.
"Hey!" the boys all turned their attention to you, Aether was helping Kazuha on his feet and trying to stop the bleeding.
Diluc and Thoma extended your arms to stop you from avenging your best friend.
"what is wrong with you? you just busted his nose and that's all you have to say?" You glared at him, only for him to just return it back.
"It's not my fault he cant see."
You tried to push past Thoma and Diluc, and then Sara grabbed your shoulders to pull you back.
"Don't worry about it, Kazuha is a big boy, he'll live." Itto stepped in to block the scene. You glared at the team leader, he only just smiled. "Get your team mate under control, he could have seriously got hurt."
"It's alright, really (f/n)." Kazuha laughed it off but you refused to let this go.
"See? go back to making your friendship bracelets and braiding hair, leave it to us men." Itto crossed his arms, flexing his massive biceps. you practically forced your eyes to stay up, and not look at his eye candy assets. Sara let you go, it was now her turn to be furious.
"Move, beef cake. I'll beat you at your own game." you were left speechless as Sara stomped past Itto, he raised his arms in defense and watched as she snatched the ball from Childe.
"Hey guys, i'll like a quick water break so the odds are even." Itto strutted past you, Aether was leading Kazuha out of the gym, you jogged over to give a hand.
"It's alright, I'll take him to the nurse's office." you reluctantly nodded after Kazuha gave you a smile of reassurance. you made your way to Ayaka who was practically drooling. "Gosh, did you see how Aether is so kind?" you nodded and acted like you were paying attention. Out of boredom you tried to reach the pull up bar, which was too high.
"Need some help?" Itto grabbed your hips and lifted you up to reach the bars. you gasped and looked down to see Itto holding your hips. you quickly grasped the bars and hung their. Itto smirked up at you, "No hard feelings, right? I'll talk to Albedo once class is over to resolve the issue."
you were left speechless and looked down to- Ayaka...who was not their anymore. She had fled to Aether, he had just dropped off Kazuha and returned. you looked down to study his unique facial tattoos, to his neck and then plunging into his pectorals-
Itto jumped and grasped the bar, his large manly hands right next to yours. he held his knee in between your legs, preventing you from letting go and getting out of this situation. his face was so close to yours, you were breathing the same air. He caged you against the wall, you stared into his maroon eyes completely baffled.
"Oh? at first I thought you were all bark no bite, now it seems you are no bark no bite." Itto slowly smiled, and licked his top teeth.
your face burned as he leaned his face in, "You know, we could make a good couple." his lips brushing against your with every word you spoke. you averted your eyes to see if anyone was watching. Sara was busy rubbing in her victory to the other men, shouting and jumping and flexing her arms up and inward to her stomach, "TAKE THAT SISSYS, YOU CAN GO MAKE YOUR STUPID FRIENDSHIP BRACLETS I OWN THIS SPORT, WOO!" and yet, no one was paying attention to your situation.
you gulped and looked back at Itto, you couldn't help but look down at Itto's massive pecks, and his flexed biceps next to your face. "Who knew you were such a perv, (f/n)." Itto stated amused. "you can touch them if you want, i don't bite." you looked back up to him, with a shocked expression. "hard." he whispered. Itto watched you and waited. 'wait, he's serious?'
"Don't worry, I won't let you fall." He adjusted his leg that you completely forgot was there. you hesitantly let go of the bar and held onto his shoulder shyly. you tore your eyes away from him, and slowly felt his chest.
"oh.." you were now in a trance, he was so muscular and attractive. Itto's eyes have clouded over and leaned in closer slowly. you lipped your eyes and parted your lips-
the end of the day bell rang, Itto released the bar and grabbed your waist. Now brought back to reality, you stumbled forward to get your stuff. Itto turned around and made eye contact, He gave a side smirk and winked at you.
"(f/n), did you see how i destroyed those noobs?" Sara grabbed your shoulders and babbled about her game while you made your way to the parking lot to go home. Today, was very event full.
---------------thanks for reading, fellow simps
Jfjdbdjxk THIS SO GOOD
BARK! On my way to wattpad for that part two
SO GOOD
yo okay ngl this is actually pretty good wth, good job!
No cause when i search up your username i get asked if im okay i-
OMG this playlist is so good! Literally all the songs are so good!!!! 😩😩🤌🏼
The fact the male voice in the song "Sexy Back" sounds like Itto makes me just- *ascends*
this playlist made me fall in love with him even more you have no idea-
literally almost all of these songs are my favorite damn
thanks for making this!
Chat going crazy rn
Damn that picture got me feeling some kind if way
Itto is so...
So… ahem… nice……..
@@ant_rocket very nice..
@@Jayulkiss extremely nice....
@@elydia yup..
Absolute perfection
ventiffin ur
titles are gettinf intresting day by day
pls male honkers bonkers look so cool and for what
*starts meowing, cawing, mooing, barking, hissing, creami-*
Ah yes, an Itto POV in my birthday, thank yoU-
oh my god I'm early for once
I cant WAIT for this one
I missed long premieres..
HONKER BONKERS. GOODNIGHT.
YALL FANFIC WRITERS GET READY IG
I am very ready for this one.
CZcams DELETED MY FANFICTION
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I MISSED IT AGAIN UGHHHH
Rip
THIS MAN NEEDS TO STOP. I NEED TO STOP. MY IMAGINATION IS GROWING AND IT FEELS LIKE I’M GROWING IN ANOTHER CERTAIN PLACE WHEN I THINK ABT HIM.
THE ART 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
IKR😫😫😫
😳 who knows I just might main him
Also I really like the title of this Playlist it's very...yeah- 🤧🥴
This is a perfect playlist to listen specially in this Christmas days
I CANT WAIT HONESTLY
BARK BARK WOOF WOOF AWOOOOGA
I was so invested in the live chat
OHMYGOD 🛐
im not ready for this
LOL WITH THE NEW ZOOM IN THING I CAN JUST ZOOM IN ON THOSE HUGE- AHHFINEKDMDKANX
Holy crapola, i didn’t know I needed this until now.
I fucking wheezed at the sight of the title in my reccomendations. Bro help me I cant breathe.
Omg the title😭 literally the reason I’m hearing this rn but not complaining
itto ur honkers look heavy let me carry them for u 🤲
I have never seen so many animals in this live chat.What is this a Barn?HEY OLD MCDONALD CONTROL YOUR ANIMALS
id literally trade hu-tao for this man😫🙏
I have a head cannon that Itto's honker bonkers are like squishies, and when squished they come back slowly like a squishy.