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Badger is creating his own animated series and I am all for it.
I mean, dude spent 10k on a mocap suit. This is a best case scenario tbh.
this is both the best AND worst timeline... the one where idiots can be armed with mocap
This is the next Red vs Blue
@@ARKCritque i nees this, i need this mocap
Mocap suit needs to pay for itself somehow
My man's is a natural adept at writing conversational dialogue. "WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?"
Good character interaction can save a bad story, but bad character interaction cannot even *salvage* a good one. This just shows the man's talent at setting up a good joke. xD
No😊
@@2donginsdeep365 what
The Lost and Found has know been found
IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
"Ok, that's lying by omission and will land you in federal prison" Law by Mike moment 👀
The final forever and on badgers chest
That's some Ricky from tpb logic right there.
Better call Saul
Except you can’t be held accountable to incriminate yourself, 5th amendment, he can omit as much as he wants
Law By Mike 👍
that "WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!?!?" was cut perfectly
Man asked the only question that mattered here. "We have a lost and found?"
Private Jenkins: When did we have a lost and found?
Sergeant: Always have.
@@the-wanderer111 wait, so it's all just lost and found?
*always has been*
He probably lost a jacket or something
@@i.d.9754 nah he lost portal gun no one just cared to look in it
Not every country has lost and found
the „WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!“ killed me ngl
Relatable
Same
Me too
Then how did you type this if you died?
@@ee3ee2ee3ee2 came back from the dead
"Technically, I stole it out of the armory, made a lost and found, dropped it in the lost and found, then picked it back up."
I think everyone needs a meme translator on their chest now
I think a meme translator that like, you take on and off would be better?
“Chief, what are you doing with that Gravity Gun?”
“Sir, prop blocking the Covenant.”
Brother crab
@@subtoadp darkrp servers really did hit different back in the day didn't they
Bro is not blind how did he type this
"Sir,... the Lost and Found! :D"
@@crab_ofthewest Brother Crab of the West
Kids really be leaving anything in the lost and found nowadays.
We should make Russian badger play dmz
Seems about right
Yuh
i stole a really expensive graphing calculator from my hs's Lost and Found. In my defense it had been there for half the year so i just took it cuz i cant afford my own lmfao 🤣
I found a fully functional T-34 in the lost found once, at least I think it was a lost and found, it was written in Russian so idk what it was but hey the doors were unlocked so….
"we found the gravity in the? WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?"
best line ever
"WE HAVE A LOST ABD FOUND ?!"that was personal💀💀
“ABD” 💀
“Master cheif mind telling me what are you doing with a Gravity Gun?”
“Sir, making it through black mesa”
I didnt think the gravity gun was in hl1
"Mind telling me what you're doing in that Discord server?"
@@ohanronton "Sir,
_Gro-_
*Vanishes from this Mortal Coil*
We should make Russian badger play dmz
Naw man he be roll playing Moses in the Black Sea
"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that gravity gun?"
"Sir, pushing the covenants bomb into their ship without risking my life. also it's fun to use."
*gets it stuck in a wall of the cairo station*
Goated comment
@@robertoalvarado8530Master chief mind telling me what your doing?
Sir waiting for step bro..
I frew up
*[proceeds to launch everyone out the ship with gravity gun]*
"WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND? Got me rolling XD
Your honor, my client pleads "finders keepers".
Is this like a new true chaotic mini series titled" badger makes some bullshit animation about god knows what and just deal with it"?I'm all for it bring it on fam
I vote yes
Let him cook
It's a working title.
@@ShortsSoundsOfficial You're allergic to.. hot water?
@@ShortsSoundsOfficial
+ burn weakness
+ burn vunrability
This is Red vs Blue tier writing and i'm all for it
OLD Rvb, pre halo 4
you made me go through Sooooo many memories. I'm gonna go rewatch that absolute gold.
Whenever i see that name...i start crying hysterically. ITS SUCH AN UNDERRATED AMAZING SHOW
I need to rewatch that shit tbh
Same here we need a red vs blue esc series with badger and friends
Bros disbelief and shock when he said "WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND!?" Caught me off guard😂
Gravity gun can stop the earth if it was actually an feature💀
“When master chief leaves out key pieces of information on purpose to deceive or give a misconception”
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I love how it’s master chief specifically
What’s it called when not master chief does it though?
@@spooked4619 lying by off-mission.
...
The joke was better in my head
@@enderdrane I thought it was kinda funny
Trying to explain to grown adults that lying by omission is still lying has taken up way to much time in my life
How though?
@@cjb4513 very
feel u
@@dwvlogs3127 very what?
@@cjb4513 hard
Pretty smart move to “say that you got it from the lost and found” when really you got it from a high tech security vault
"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Gravity Gun?"
*"Sir, propelling explosive barrels at the Covenant."*
The lost and found exists only for this.
Get a friend to steal it first, THEN "find" it in L&F, and you're clean.
This is just elementary school level money laundering dude.
If you don't know about Valve and Half-Life 2 watching this, it's hell. Because he is ignorant who does not know the Masterpiece game and its company, which scores 11 out of 10, and does not even realize what he is missing. That's why it's always important to know your worth. worth it away.
@@KingDom.mp3 essentially
Technically, a box of Lost and Found is much more interesting than a gravity gun laying around on sight, so I could relate with the last guy near the end. It just makes you really curious for what could be inside.
Lost and found is just loot box change my mind
@@randomperson4198
Have i finally found my lost siblings?
We're willing to offer you $10,000...
Or what's inside this mystery box.
"THE BOX! THE BOX! THE BOX!"
@@standhaftgarithos3832 the box you've opened it I've come
-certain someone
@@hi-tj8em depends do u like boxes
Gordon freeman lost his gravity gun 💀💀💀
"Who would keep a stapler in a 90 million dollar vault?" He has a point 🗿🍷
“The Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator is not a toy Badger” - Dr Judith Mossman
Lol
It's a fun toy
nice HL2 reference, but i prefer gravity gun which is how they really call it in the game.
@@not_Afton but Mossman said Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator. So that’s the quote
Wait is this supposed to be a fortnite joke
"you bypassed security cameras, knocked out guards, AND cracked a state of the art vault, and you have NO idea what you stole?" "NOPE!"
congrats, you quoted the video, here's your award: 🏆
@@null6209 we sometimes love to have stuff repeated when it’s a joke
@Aneima especially in videos like this where the jokes are quick fire
Classic Chief.
@@null6209You'll notice a lot of that here...😅😅😅
"We have a lost and found?!"
That genuinely got me going
Chief did another mistake, here we go again.
man really made a 60 second video into a lesson: It’s still illegal to say you got something from the lost and found if you put it there in the first place.
@Dyslexic Mitochondria ok i wont
if no one finds out...
So wait if you find something, bring it to lost & found, because that's the point, put it there, when nobody claims it take it, it's illegal?
@@RaifuEnthusiast I was talking in reference to having controband... If you put a gun that you found off the side of the road in the lost and found, and nobody claims it, it’s still illegal to take it IF you do not possess the required Identification, or whatever legal mumbo jumbo you would need to keep a lost gun.
Then again, I’m just a random guy who hasn’t read the BOOK OF LAW in his life, so take this with a grain of salt
@@HellaDelta42069 no I was also joking lol
The “WE HAVE A LOST AN FOUND!?” Really got me🏆😂😂😂😂👏🏻
Me and my Marine Dad found this amusing
That also got my caulk.
Me to it got me to
True. I almost pissed myself. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s school all over again
adding cs sounds makes it 10X better.
"You bypassed security cameras, knocked out guards, cracked a state of the art vault, and you have no idea what you stole?"
Payday 2, laides and gents.
We are just told to steal things. Not told what we are stealing.
We are told where it is not what it is and we put guards into a long nap never waking up with a bullet hole
Freaking vlad and his warheads
"Aw fuck. Deposit."
Long live Payday 2. No imposter will replace you
Though I love hearing badger back and forth with himself, it would be fantastic if a Master Chief impersonator did a voice-over for this. It would be great!
someone get gianni matragrano for this
Just use the voice AI
@@PANCAKEMINEZZ Nah
@@PANCAKEMINEZZ sounds way funnier to hear a voice dude do a mc voice poorly then to hear an AI one do it perfectly. Feels way more comical to have a really shitty mc voice with really good graphics as if master chief had a sick day or sore throat all the time
Bing does a pretty good job doing Master Chief's voice.
Lying by omission is my sibling’s favorite thing to do when they get caught after something horrible 🤣
"WE HAVE LOST AND FOUND?"
"Wait, WHAT?"
OH MY GOD THE “WAIT WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!” IS SO RELATABLE!💀
Edit: HOLY COW THATS A LOT OF LIKES!
man has 589 likes but no comment let me just fix that
Man only 668 likes and one comment let me fix that
693 likes and 2 comments? let me fix that
822 likes and only 3 comments? Let me fix that
It had ME LAUGHING
"Could be the world's most expensive stapler" 💀
Hello
I mean….. in a way?
It can be.
@@dt_grey4521it is if you get some railway spikes
Technically it can be
"When was the last time you saw a water gun with external safety on it?"
aint no way bro
I was drinking water when he said “we have a lost and found” it made me spit out my water
I have to admit, discovering a lost and found is the best feeling ever. I can't disclose my motivations
🤨
@@blakksheep736 theft
>:)
I steal from them
This 30,000 pound motion capture suit was good investment
Damn how does he act with it if it's that heavy?
@@pnutjellybuttr5898 💀
it's dollars we're American
@@rabidredpanda2888 "Who is we, you talkin' french?"
@@Mr.nesserdon’t compare him to the French. The French are abominations. 😤
“ it will still land you in federal prison
✨F O R E V E R✨”
Best powerpoint presentation 10/10 🗿(W Transitions)
"WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!?" had me dying
@@doge9136😂
So that’s where the gravity gun went! Gordon has been looking for that for the past years
He is on his way on a wooden pallet right now
Did he try looking in Lost & Found?
@@danielsalas6016 The covenant stole the lost and found box
"mmmmm, soup" -gravity gun 2004
me asking my lil brother where did you find that old piece of chip
“Master Chief, you mind telling me what you are doing?”
“Sir, getting something from the lost and found”
Is it weird i heard both of the voices
That op guy found state of the art tech at the lost & found.
Combine:Pick up that can!
Master Chief:🔫
Wait until he gets the Strong Force gun.
POV you ran out of ammo’s in a FPS game
So by your definition, lying by omission only applies to Master Chief. Good to know.
bro I can relate to the guard, I just find the lost and found in the most random spots
the emphasis he puts on certain phrases like "who would keep a stapler in a ninety MILLION dollar vault" is absolutely legendary
Honestly, it would be a pretty funny troll to have a super expensive vault hold something mundane
Me, I would
Think about it
Would YOU keep a stapler in a ninety dollar vault
$90 maybe.
$90 million is a different story... but if I _really_ liked the stapler, absolutely I'm putting that shit in a $90 million dollar vault.
“This is overwatch 2-1 I’ve located the gravity gun and- WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!” -some random ass soldier who lost his AK-47 in there.
I didn't notice the gravity gun hands so I thought it was just an orange can
"the Zero-Point Energy Manipulator is NOT a toy, Master Chief!"
Anything is if you know how to use it
Says Judith mossman
Haha Gravity gun Go burrrr
Gotta love when I go to my old house and see that box waiting for me
I love the "WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND!?" like how many things did bro loose and couldn't find?
“WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!” The amount of pure shock that he had in his voice😂
"WE HAVE A LOST AND FOU-"
why did that made me laugh hard
Edit:3 weeks and 500 likes... GOD DAMN
Edit: finally hit 1k lel
same lol
@OwO
Good advice.
Me and everyone else are going to avoid visiting your profile.
Me too
@owo2561 damn and that's just ur alternative channel because I clicked ur profile
WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!?!?!?!😂😂
Honest that final part with "WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!" Always gets me even I watch it-
Lie by obmisson: when master cheif leves out key pieces of information on purpose to deceive or give misconception
The gravity gun looks like an advanced hot dog cooker
Badger is slowly becoming an animation studio
Slowly?
It's glorious!
I'm here for it, folks!
Badger makes the most expensive shitposts mad respect
@@owo2561bruh you everywhere
The worlds most expensive stapler
‘‘WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!’’
There was a bin in a dairy I worked at years ago. If a case got broke open it was tossed in there. Ice cream bars, pies etc. Employees could eat it. So if you didn't see something in there you wanted, well, sometimes cases just fall.
"I guess cases just fall."
- Seven employees after toppling a shelf with a forklift
And that's why any restaurant now forbids employees from eating surplus food
Lmaooo it was like this at a inventory job I had 😂 sometimes some specific shit you wanted for free gets broken, now everybody taking salsa and queso home.
@@glurak888that’s why you gotta be a line cook. no one can stop you
The fact that the security detail at the end was genuinely surprised at the presence of a lost & found box in a top secret, government security facility is icing on the cake.
ITS A GODDAMN GRAVITY GUN FROM HALF LIFE 2
Badger's CZcams shorts are literally linked to level up and back2back phonks, I always have his clips recommended when I listen to these tracks.
Badger, you are a true gem of a man. Don’t ever change.
No please change this sucks
Imagine Gordon Freeman coming for his gravity gun, a collision between
Master Chief 🆚 Gordon Freeman that shit would literally be the emphasis of the saying " when unstoppable Force meets an immovable object.
That shit would be legendary.
Both are main characters fighting alien races
Gluon gun: uhh
@@Cyclopeantreegiant and barely say a word
“WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND” had me rolling 🤣🤣
gravity gun go "mmm soup"
I cannot stress enough how much I love seeing the teletubbies-ass screen that shows what emotion the dude’s feeling rn
Most accurate part of being a security guard: discovering the lost&found
"WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!"
bro had me on my kneeees XD
the lost and found has everything, whether it’s at school or a military base
I like how he’s more surprised about finding a lost and found than a gun that manipulates gravity
This video is just too stupendous, 10/10 Patrick Stars .
520 likes and no replies. Well let me just-
@@KittyGamer215 👍
The “we have a lost and found” really got me😂
Oh so that’s where Eli Vance and Dr Issac Kliner got it from
As a blind person I really appreciate the subtitles you put. Really helps me understand what is going on.
yep
Wait something doesn’t seem right…
KEVIN CONFUSED
Do you mean Deaf or are you sarcastic?
yes BLIND
Man i would love to see more half life 2 skits with Russian Badger. Just imagining Master Chief seeing a barnacle and calling it, "a fleshlight on hardmode" would be the best. 🤣
"Bro, that's not a fleshlight on hardmode, that's a dick removal device. You are going to _lose_ your noodle."
"worth it"
"overwhatch this is 2-1 I've located the- WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!" Got me.😂😂😂😂
“WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND!?” *pure rage eminating from this guy bc he could have found it so much quicker*
This is something I didn’t know I needed.
Black Mesa trying to explain how they got the gravity gun after Aperture’s gravity gun happened to go missing
How the fuck did Black Mesa get a gravity gun twenty years after it was nuked? Also, how did it end up in eastern Europe?
@@cbtillery135 you realize that some scientists or miliary personnel that evacuated might have stolen a gravity gun before leaving, and it might've ended up in a resistance members hands?
@@JahmazeJahmaze dude Eli built the gravity gun, they never existed in Black Mesa.
"WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND!?"
"We have a lost and found?"
This is S+ Tier level of shitposting.
Please never stop doing that... whatever *that* is you're doing all the time.
Master Chief simply needed a weapon.
“I’ve located the gravity gun in the-WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND?!?!” got my dying 😂😂
Can we just appreciate how quickly this short came out right after Badger just posted a video?
Casually teaching people what laws are being broken in a sfm animation…. I’m here for it