I Went To Watch The Worlds WORST International Football Team!
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We were PESTERED to do the worlds worst football team so here it is, myself and Ed went al the way to San Marino to go and watch a football team that have NEVER won an international fixture. NEVER, not one win in their history! An unbelievable stat that defies all logic... would we be able to see them pull off the unthinkable?
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Just in regards to the Scotland ranking joke. It’s a throw away 2 second joke in the video 😂
I make several references about england losing the euros in the same video.
It’s not that deep and was done with no malice 🤝
Bugger. I was hoping for a moment that Scotland was in danger of winning something, even if it was for the mantle of the worst nation at Football...
Did make me giggle as a welsh man
Aye lad, awagga unfollow ye anyway.
Come to Nepal 🇳🇵❤️
It’s just banter lol
To be fair San Marino probably is stronger than some teams above them, it's just that they always play against European teams that are hundreds times stronger than them and so couldn't possibly beat, while some of the teams above them may have weaker opposition in their continent
San Marino would love a friendly with other countries in below fifa rankings:
AFC
- Bhutan
- Guam
- Sri Lanka
- Timor Leste
every now and then they play friendlies against minor sides of other confederations. They drew 0-0 with Seychelles and 1-1 with St. Lucia... decent results. and mind there are many national teams in Central America that are worse than St. Lucia... if they keep organizing friendlies against teams like those it is just a matter of time until San Marino gets their second win
@@e14ph Sri Lanka is banned but they would beat San Marino because their team all consists of Atleast Semi professional players not shop workerd
San Marino club teams also play in Europe, in CL their teams always go out during qualifying round in summer, in UL they don't have teams but in Conference they have 2 teams + the one coming from CL qualifying round.
the first edition all 3 teams lost at 1st round but this year one team (Tre Fiori) advanced to 2nd qualifying round after beating Fola Esch (Netherland team) 1-0 away and 3-1 home, becoming, I think, the first San Marino club team to win an international match.
Tre Fiori team also draw both matches in 2008/09 CL, losing against Sant Julia (Andorra team) only at penalties.
So I think the introduction of Conference League can give to San Marino teams a good chance to play against international teams and get more and more experience.
@@ghostkrish8262 I doubt it... Sri Lanka even lost to Bhutan in 2015, and Bhutan later lost 0-15 against Qatar :D I think San Marino would beat the shit out of Sri Lanka team unless Sri Lanka has strongly improved lately
You are really knocking it out of the park (or taking a simple San Marino free kick) with your content this season. Top banana.
Haha, thank you!
You should be the Orlando City mascot
@@awaydaysfootball Fifa Ranking is bullshit. San Marino is by far not the weakest team in the world. The islands near Australia are with teams like Fiji, American Samoa, Samoa, Vanuatu, Cook Islands, New Caledonia, Solomon Islans, Tonga and so one are. And there are all official Fifa members who play the qualification to Qatar this year. Australia won to american samoa at the 2002 WC qualifiers with 31:0. San Marino played at the highest level always vs a better team and 3 or 4 teams with 100 percent pros mostly from European first leagues. Then there are caribic teams like anguila who lost vs Panama with 0-13. If San Marino would played not in the UEFA or South America and would make friendlys vs other small nations they would be 40 ranks higher. Imagine if teams like france, portugal, Italy and so on play vs Samoa
@@sehu1291australia are good tho I’m aussie
@@sehu1291no one is reading that
Following San Marino around until they score a goal might be the best series in CZcams history! Just an Idea!
Just wait for them playing Poland
Fifa Ranking is bullshit. San Marino is by far not the weakest team in the world. The islands near Australia are with teams like Fiji, American Samoa, Samoa, Vanuatu, Cook Islands, New Caledonia, Solomon Islans, Tonga and so one are. And there are all official Fifa members who play the qualification to Qatar this year. Australia won to american samoa at the 2002 WC qualifiers with 31:0. San Marino played at the highest level always vs a better team and 3 or 4 teams with 100 percent pros mostly from European first leagues. Then there are caribic teams like anguila who lost vs Panama with 0-13. If San Marino would played not in the UEFA or South America and would make friendlys vs other small nations they would be 40 ranks higher. Imagine if teams like france, portugal, Italy and so on play vs Samoa
@@sehu1291good point. I'd love to see San Marino play against lower ranked Asian teams like Cambodia, Laos, or Myanmar to give us a better context on their actual strength.
@@sehu1291 Just a detail, but some of the team players never played a full 90 minutes match, the original team that was going to play were troubled cuz of passport issues, and the 20 year old team didn't play because of an exam of high school
@@sehu1291 In 2002 the American Samoan team couldn't even get to the game due to passport issues, the youth team played against Australia instead even though 2 of them were only 15, some of them had never played 90 minutes before. Not a good example.
I went there to watch Scotland play San Marino 4 years ago (2-0 Scotland). What I definitely loved there was the pride the people there have in their country. It might be a tiny nation, it's still their country and they have just as much right to have a national team to support as English, French, German or Spanish people for example. Very friendly locals and as a result, I've kept a soft spot for them ever since.
Fifa Ranking is bullshit. San Marino is by far not the weakest team in the world. The islands near Australia are with teams like Fiji, American Samoa, Samoa, Vanuatu, Cook Islands, New Caledonia, Solomon Islans, Tonga and so one are. And this are all official Fifa members who play the qualification to Qatar every year. Australian won to american samoa at the 2002 WC qualifiers with 31:0. San Marino played at the highest level always vs a better team and 3 or 4 teams with 100 percent pros mostly from European first leagues. Then there are caribic teams like anguila who lost vs Panama with 0-13. If San Marino would played not in the UEFA they would be 40 ranks higher.
@@sehu1291San marino only losing 4~8 against the best teams in the world just shows how good they are.
Obviously they're still bad but way better than the majority of nations in oceania
They might have lost the match but the microstate won our hearts. Hopefully the footballing landscape in San Marino will get better in the future. Very pleasant and ultimately fantastic experience Ellis and Ed.
We love the micro state ❤
Bet you be kingston it the Orlando City Mascot
It got a lot of better in the last 10 years. And it’s by far not the weakest team in the world. The islands near Australia are with teams like Fiji, American Samoa, Samoa, Vanuatu, Cook Islands, New Caledonia, Solomon Islans, Tonga and so one are. And this are all official Fifa members who play the qualification to Qatar every year. Australian won to american samoa at the 2002 WC qualifiers with 31:0. San Marino played at the highest level always vs a better team and 3 or 4 teams with 100 percent pros mostly from European first leagues. Then there are caribic teams like anguila who lost vs Panama with 0-13. If San Marino would played not in the UEFA they would be 40 ranks higher.
@@sehu1291to be fair I think the Solomans and Vanuata could give them a game. The rest would get roundly beaten by San Marino... well unless it was an away fixture the jetlag and the terrible pitches OFC teams play on could give them trouble.
210 placed Scotland 😂😂😂 That's going to put the cat amongst the pigeons.
Tha5s cap surely
@@footy4304 209 as Cyprus are 210 now
Outraged. Scotland are only 42nd.
@@samuelpinder1215 110 not 220 😂 you are getting Cyprus confused with northern Cyprus
@@trevorphilips5252 Scotland are now 208, spain dropped to 209 as they were beaten by less of a margin than Cyprus were
At least San Marino has a heart more than most of the big countries. Plus it looks peaceful over there. Awesome content Ellis. You put San Marino on the map!🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲
What a place!
@@awaydaysfootball You should go to Israel, an up and coming team with some of the most passionate fans out there
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Big respect to the fans that go to watch them all the time
I wouldn't be surprised if most San Marino home games have more tourists than locals
@@gideonparry5684 obviously other countries have more fans then san marino has population
Big moves ellis honestly i hope this channel blows up you deserve it with your graft, i think you should go to these vintage clothes sales where you get a bag and go on a spree some of them have some gems!
Thank you!
Love this Ellis. Easily the best CZcams video about San Marino anyone's made so far. Would have been even better if it wasn't for that marginal offside
Thanks so much Tim! One day you’ll see a win for them. It’s only a matter of time!
I beg to differ, Tim. Your videos on San Marino are still the best! ;)
San Marino is actually not that bad . San Marino can beat low ranked asian teams and low ranked OC teams as well , raking has gone down so much due to being in Europe. San Marino can beat countries as Guam , Sri Lanka , Macau, Laos.
Depends where the game is played, if it’s away in Asia then no chance they win
they could probably beat the German team these days.
-a German
All the countries you stated are stronger than San Marino. Fifa doesn't just pull the world ranking out of their asses.
@@cezarmagicchess3665 Guam and Macau are not stronger than San Marino
Really loving the awaydays this season Ellis. Absolutely love the guests you’re bringing along, can’t wait for some more weird ones 🙌
Ed is a great addition to this channel
Make sure to check out his channel too, linked in the description :)
Why did you have Scotland at 210th 😂
I didn't even notice that wtf hahahahahaha
Bit of banter
Because they're shite
I’m a Scotland fan and I agree with it 😂
Is it not true ?
Your content has really gone up another level with this series. Love Ed being on too! Keep up the awesome work.
Brilliant video once again. I absolutely love the coverage of smaller clubs and nations. This should be the mainstay of the AWAY DAYS travel vlog
You need to take in some CONCACAF matches! Go to watch an away match at Turks and Caicos, Cayman Islands, or Bermuda!
From Northern Ireland myself it’s great to see a video with my country playing football, thanks for this🙌
Bit embarrassing to only win 2-0 though, not a good sign.
Great video!!! Been there a few times to watch England and always enjoyed my trips to San Marino. This video brought back memories of a random international I went to watch in 2018…..Gibraltar v Lichtenstein. Gibraltar won 2-1!!! We didn’t see that coming and the limbs in the home end that night were incredible!! Keep these videos coming, they’re awesome 👍🏼
This is greatyou and Ed bounce of each other and it works, A joy to watch and a great way to join in on both your antics. Scored an absolute blinder with this post
Hey nice video been waiting for this one!!! Ur vids are like just the content i like keep it up!❤
Loving the banter between ed and ellis here :). Really smashing out the content here
Great vid 👍 went to watch San Marino v Moldova a few years back and this brought back plenty of memories. Bit disappointed you didn’t go for a pre-match drink in the leisure centre behind the stadium 😂
Wonderful to watch. Looks like you had a blast. The shopping bit was great, but were there no bargain shops to search for match worn kits? I kid. Great photo with the team.
7:00 you got me XD
😂
Fantastic lads! Exactly what footballs about. Experience different places, cultures, even different classes of football. Every kids dream. Thank you!
Great to see you watching a Northern Ireland game, I’d like to see a video of you actually coming to one of our home matches at Windsor park, always great energy in the stadium
I have a few friends from San Marino. They are amongst the proudest people I have ever met regarding their country's history. You wouldn't expect the citizens of such a small nation to be this patriotic, but they really do have a special bond with their country. Interestingly they are the world's first ever republic
I've always loved San Marino, at least at Eurovision (and even then, I can't really work up any support for their act this year lol), and I visited a few years ago and absolutely adored the views, the food, and the people. That being said, I've never invested in their football team because I don't feel like having my heart broken so many times over, so more power to you for giving them some love! Cheers from the USA.
Spiiiiiiirit of the niiiight
Ellis has really been producing nothing but bangers this year. Loving this content of giving teams who are less known more exposure. 👏👏
eat bricks eat wood!
The most underrated channel on CZcams, keep doing what you’re doing Ellis 👏🏻
Can’t wait for the Slovenia video🇸🇮🔥 it was a pleasure to meet you and I hope you got that Oblak shirt in the end🤝
11:45 British spies operating in San Marino during 1942 Italian Campaign colourised. 😹
Top content mate.
This channel deserves more exposure, excellent content as always
Much appreciated!
Absolutely love this! Went to school and played football with ed at Wetherby Football Club! Love this 👌🏻
There’s a mistake in the title it’s meant to say the best international team 🇸🇲 🇸🇲🇸🇲
Apologies!
Absolutely smashing the videos right now!! Would love a visit to San Marino
I’m just so happy Match Day Vlogs are back 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Loving your videos lately Ellis! Your humour, liveliness and adventures bring a smile to my face. Keep it up!
Seem to be getting better and better these, Ed is a character I love him
found your page with the Durham match, a lot of fun. looking forward to more.
Absolutely love this! As a channel dedicated to ‘Minnow Nations’, we’d love to see more Away Days like this!
We’re planning to go to Faroe Islands v Poland in October - hope to see you there 😉
Great video Ellis, buzzing for the mascot video 😅
You and me both!
Phenomenal!
And an outstanding performance by Ed!
You guys are awesome! I would love to go on an away day with you both
The San Marino guy has already the title of his autobiography "Nicola Nanni: Almost Nani, Almost a Goal".
he has already scored for San Marino, he did against polonia
I'm Italian and love reading your subtitles knowing what they're sayng, it's hilarious 😂😂
I’ve been waiting for this video!
Great vid. You should come watch Malta v England in June, should be a good away day!
I saw you walk into the stadium an hour before the game and said to my mate, I’m sure that’s Ellis and he was like nahhhhh no chance he’d be here. Guess I was right 😂 Dion’s on fire 🎵🔥
😂😂😂😂
I wouldn't have gone out and bought a Durham City AFC pullover, scarf, and beanie without you, Ellis.
Here's to a great future for both your channel and Durham 👍
That’s amazing to hear!
Big fan of the continental vlogs Ellis keep em coming
bro I'm italian. at min 2:36 the woman said I don't know, not at the shop😂
Vero ahahah
Brilliant video mate, hopefully you come over to Northern Ireland and do a few games in our leauge
Would love to see an AwayDays video taking in a Shamrock v Bohs game. Ellis gets a weekend on the happy juice and a game with a bit of bite to it.
This was a great! video - Ellis & Ed is a fantastic team, that really compliments each other well, Ed as the, kinda, goofy sidekick and Ellis as an equal.
Lord almighty, I hope this video reaches +10.000 likes and that Ellis & Ed will actually go to Africa!
Also, this video was a great inspiration for when i'm going to San Marino, to watch their game against Denmark in the fall..
You have earnt a sub! Keep making amazing football content
The hand over the heart for the anthem absolutely had me in bits.
Love it again Ellis 🤙🏼
Ed is absolutely class! Would love to see him in a football shirt hunting
The video reminds me of the story of two guys sat watching San Marino in a London pub, imagining how amazing it would have been to have been born there as you would have a statistically high chance of playing the national team.
They considered moving to SM and becoming citizens, but realised it would take too long.
So they did the next best thing: Became managers of a team 10,000 miles away in Polynesia. Their story is in a youtube video and in the book Up Pohnpei.
That was hilarious. Thanks for uploading it.
Great video enjoyable and humour spot on too. ⚽👏
Thank you!
Good fun. All you need is a beer and a hot dog and the footballs a bonus.
San marino
"Are we a joke to you?"
"Yes"
"OK fair does 😂"
You never disappoint with the videos bro❤
I have got three San Marino tops and I'm quite honestly a big fan. Always hoping for them to score a goal, equals a victory really. Those sky blue jerseys are the prettiest in world football.
On another note, a team from San Marino, also in sky blue-white, competes in the fifth division of Italian football and they're leading the table a few games from the end of the season.
I'm going across next year. Not chosen the match yet but hoping to see a win!
That jacket is honestly one of the best bits of footy gear I've seen in a while, even if it is knock-off 😂 Should've made more of it!
12:01 Nice to see Boris there
the edits are unreal 👏
Alfie the editing gets better by the video 👏👏👏
This looks like so much fun 😂 I would love to go on a trip with you now 🙏
Quite possibly my favourite Away Days yet!!
Another top video - but the opportinity to throw a grape and catch across an international border was missed!
Ed is absolute class
MASSIMO BONINI. Won the European Cup as a San Marino player. Legend.
fantastic video
Liechtenstein next lads. Quality video
Visited san marino during an italy trip and went to a league game. Was fun, got a san marino national team shirt too. Beautiful country and great food.
This video was hilarious thanks Ellis
Hopefully i’ll see you in the Faroe Islands soon 🇫🇴🥳
Being from Northern Ireland and the fact we only won 2-0 was mad 🤣 but quality video love the content 👏
This is the coolest thing i have seen in a while
All the biggest football CZcamsrs should do a challenge where they try to get as much fans in the stands in San Marino as possible. That’d be insane.
That Scotland 210th position burn is absolutely incredible!! 🤣
Loved how in Minute 12:00 Boris Johnson made an appearance as San Marino Fan xD
0:55 Putting Scotland as the second worst team in the graphic 😂
love the subtitles translating the italian 😆🤣🤣
Man of your word? Looking forward to the upload from Africa next week!
Top class again
Oh i love san marino! its my dream to see the serenisima play. We all know is not a good team but it doesnt matter
3:58 CFS has them too 🤣
Banter aside, the UEFA Assistance Kit Scheme has made it easier to obtain a San Marino (or other European minnows) shirt... you don't see any Adidas or Virma shirts in the wild (and when they show up, they're only match worn and fetch a pretty penny)
easily the best football video on youtube top stuff lmao
Cheeky dig to Scotland! LOL!
2:34 she said "non lo so" and it means "I don't know" 😂
0:21 Its always good to start woth a big opening Joke like you did with germany xD
I forget how much Romagnolo San Marino is 😂😂 next time come to Cesena pls ❤
Scotland caught a stray and I love it 😂😂😂 also, video is over 10k soooo see you in Africa
I went to watch Malta Vs San Marino last year. San Marino had 11 fans. Dreadful game too 😂