👋WELCOME TO WESTFIELD LONDON👋

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  • čas přidán 18. 10. 2022
  • Bespoke greeting at Westfield London (with a bonus ad-hoc shift at The Guest Services Desk) #westfieldlondon #greetersguild #troyhawke #ad
    🚨CAMEO, WORK ENQUIRIES, MERCH🚨 - linktr.ee/troyhawke
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Komentáře • 64

  • @garysanders8090
    @garysanders8090 Před rokem +72

    "how do i get to -1?", you start with zero and take away 1 and then youre there.......absolutely brilliant. too funny

  • @him050
    @him050 Před rokem +25

    The woman saying he wasn’t very useful 😭💀.

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 Před 10 měsíci +7

    "Where from?"
    "I'm from Croydon."
    I howled.

  • @j.j.h.atemycereal
    @j.j.h.atemycereal Před 10 měsíci +4

    He gave them no actual help yet they couldn't be happier for the experience.

  • @lugaretzia
    @lugaretzia Před rokem +14

    Amazing. Didn't even require name dropping Jan Molby.

  • @timothysalomon4440
    @timothysalomon4440 Před rokem +19

    I wonder if they let him back there, or if he actually jumped the barrier

  • @sirpizo555
    @sirpizo555 Před rokem +15

    The minus 1 joke lol

    • @ghallora
      @ghallora Před rokem

      I lol'd. Dude had no idea what was going on.

  • @ColmHarling
    @ColmHarling Před rokem +24

    Best one yet...every come back razor sharp and on point 10/10

  • @mcape441
    @mcape441 Před rokem +29

    Brilliant, one of his Best. Seen his stand up show last week in Newcastle and he was excellent, no phones in the room, the night was fantastic. Well done Sir, shoulders back.😂😂

  • @sandrawilliams6564
    @sandrawilliams6564 Před rokem +9

    Could the 'Powers that Be' please let Troy stand for PM?! It would be a complete joy to see him in the House of Commons taking PM's Questions. He would run rings round everyone. And I would await his address to the Nation, telling everyone to put their 'shoulders back', 'get on with it' and 'smash it'!! Team Troy all the way.....!!! 😄

  • @Ecojock
    @Ecojock Před rokem +5

    Chancer, bounder, rake. Our hero possesses the wit of Wilde , the wardrobe of a Waugh protagonist, the musicality of Coward, and the universal appeal of a Thackeray novel.

  • @runswithwindz9875
    @runswithwindz9875 Před rokem +13

    Troy making smiles worldwide ! Not a bad days work 😀

  • @skyway73
    @skyway73 Před rokem +4

    Thank you for pausing before the word outfit. It didn't go unnoticed 🤣 Brilliant as always ❤️

  • @silver47official
    @silver47official Před rokem +12

    Absolutely love your videos but I wish they were longer!

  • @garethwesleyevans
    @garethwesleyevans Před rokem +2

    One of the best yet!! Well done Westfield for not kicking our good sir out!!

  • @olderbutnowiser6701
    @olderbutnowiser6701 Před rokem +6

    Cracks me up every time. Unique and brilliant. I wish the videos were every day. 🍺

  • @danvalentine2997
    @danvalentine2997 Před rokem +3

    Quick fire satirical wittiness.
    Shoulders back, your smashing it!

  • @FormerlyKnownAsAndrew
    @FormerlyKnownAsAndrew Před rokem +3

    If you find it....let me know where it is. Lol😂

  • @mrp9597
    @mrp9597 Před rokem +4

    Guys a legend!! Get this man many more subs!! Deserves it way more than most of the clowns on CZcams.

  • @lifeflowconscienciasaude9013

    Splendid, once more!

  • @grahamstannard1243
    @grahamstannard1243 Před rokem +5

    Wonderful as always :)

  • @Chakirisan
    @Chakirisan Před rokem +3

    These videos always make my day, you are a gem sir, brilliant fun.

  • @rumpelstiltskn5574
    @rumpelstiltskn5574 Před rokem +1

    ...this guy is hands down the best!

  • @pete8492
    @pete8492 Před rokem +1

    The man is evolving. Can’t wait till he goes to the US, that will be hilarious

  • @skacel7
    @skacel7 Před rokem +1

    I wish I had your quick wit. Well done Sir!

  • @helenmanser9182
    @helenmanser9182 Před rokem +2

    Met him years ago in Bold Street he’s a case 😂😂😂

  • @johnbaldwin143
    @johnbaldwin143 Před rokem +2

    Troy in these times of International misunderstanding and you excite me in my hope for the positivity of humanities future. I truly hope that I will one day run into you doing your thing!

  • @dalel6283
    @dalel6283 Před rokem +1

    I just jumped over the barrier 😅

  • @Peteroranje
    @Peteroranje Před rokem +1

    This is next level 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love it!

  • @paul67
    @paul67 Před rokem

    Love it. Simply love it. Such satorial elegance. Right back at you double fold.
    In the words used by Alan Partridge....Lovely Stuff

  • @martinholmes1493
    @martinholmes1493 Před rokem

    And ladies and gentlemen we have the archetypal Karen @1.00.

  • @daddybones45
    @daddybones45 Před rokem

    Absolute belter. One of the best to date.

  • @cassiesadz352
    @cassiesadz352 Před rokem

    Love this guy

  • @cats-uk
    @cats-uk Před rokem

    This is so wholesome

  • @antonylemon3228
    @antonylemon3228 Před rokem

    Legend!!!🤣🤣

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr5172 Před rokem

    Brilliant troy 😂

  • @porgello4408
    @porgello4408 Před rokem +1

    you make my life better

  • @robertg3921
    @robertg3921 Před rokem +1

    Golden

  • @HiyaEverybody.
    @HiyaEverybody. Před rokem

    Gotta love a chancer 😉👍

  • @wolverinescratch
    @wolverinescratch Před rokem +1

    I'm from Croydon lol

  • @pauldaviesantiques1556

    I'm from Croydon.

    • @silver47official
      @silver47official Před rokem

      Well thanks for that. That’s made my day. Bloody hell lad, you piss kidney.

  • @japanesefunnyshorts8584

    I bet he's from the posh part of Croydon - to which Colin Farrell will say, "there is no posh part of Croydon" 😂

    • @piggypiggypig1746
      @piggypiggypig1746 Před rokem

      He's a member of the Croydon Bullingdon. ( Peep Show Reference ) :D

  • @karenknight6518
    @karenknight6518 Před rokem

    Which Westfield was that?

  • @adriangalvin1
    @adriangalvin1 Před rokem

    1m.30s Basil Faulty 😘

  • @OnTheArchipelago
    @OnTheArchipelago Před rokem +4

    00:59 Wow! She really Said that...

  • @phhiggins
    @phhiggins Před 11 měsíci

    That one woman is a sow

  • @ws5290
    @ws5290 Před rokem

    His sense of humour isn't for everyone

  • @marcse7en
    @marcse7en Před rokem

    Troy / Milo is ADORABLE! ... And YES, I do mean that in a GAY WAY! 👍😜🤣 ... What? Don't hate on me! It's DISCRIMINATION! 👎🤣

  • @Saiyan36912
    @Saiyan36912 Před rokem +1

    The man who bowed lol

  • @uncoolben79
    @uncoolben79 Před rokem

    u da MAN!!! 🥰

  • @TheDickPuller
    @TheDickPuller Před rokem +1

    Troy always takes shopping to a whole new level of enjoyment. His charm makes Retail Therapy orgasmic!!!