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Brilliant, one of his Best. Seen his stand up show last week in Newcastle and he was excellent, no phones in the room, the night was fantastic. Well done Sir, shoulders back.😂😂
Could the 'Powers that Be' please let Troy stand for PM?! It would be a complete joy to see him in the House of Commons taking PM's Questions. He would run rings round everyone. And I would await his address to the Nation, telling everyone to put their 'shoulders back', 'get on with it' and 'smash it'!! Team Troy all the way.....!!! 😄
Chancer, bounder, rake. Our hero possesses the wit of Wilde , the wardrobe of a Waugh protagonist, the musicality of Coward, and the universal appeal of a Thackeray novel.
Troy in these times of International misunderstanding and you excite me in my hope for the positivity of humanities future. I truly hope that I will one day run into you doing your thing!
"how do i get to -1?", you start with zero and take away 1 and then youre there.......absolutely brilliant. too funny
legend LMAO
The woman saying he wasn’t very useful 😭💀.
"Where from?"
"I'm from Croydon."
I howled.
He gave them no actual help yet they couldn't be happier for the experience.
Amazing. Didn't even require name dropping Jan Molby.
Who?!
@@silver47official Do you know nothing of the famed Greeter's Guild my good sir
I wonder if they let him back there, or if he actually jumped the barrier
The minus 1 joke lol
I lol'd. Dude had no idea what was going on.
Best one yet...every come back razor sharp and on point 10/10
Agreed, what a breath of fresh air Troy is
Brilliant, one of his Best. Seen his stand up show last week in Newcastle and he was excellent, no phones in the room, the night was fantastic. Well done Sir, shoulders back.😂😂
Could the 'Powers that Be' please let Troy stand for PM?! It would be a complete joy to see him in the House of Commons taking PM's Questions. He would run rings round everyone. And I would await his address to the Nation, telling everyone to put their 'shoulders back', 'get on with it' and 'smash it'!! Team Troy all the way.....!!! 😄
Chancer, bounder, rake. Our hero possesses the wit of Wilde , the wardrobe of a Waugh protagonist, the musicality of Coward, and the universal appeal of a Thackeray novel.
I salute you, sir.
Which Waugh: Steve or Mark?😀
@@Flubbydubbydoodoo Evelyn.
Troy making smiles worldwide ! Not a bad days work 😀
Thank you for pausing before the word outfit. It didn't go unnoticed 🤣 Brilliant as always ❤️
Absolutely love your videos but I wish they were longer!
One of the best yet!! Well done Westfield for not kicking our good sir out!!
Cracks me up every time. Unique and brilliant. I wish the videos were every day. 🍺
Quick fire satirical wittiness.
Shoulders back, your smashing it!
If you find it....let me know where it is. Lol😂
Guys a legend!! Get this man many more subs!! Deserves it way more than most of the clowns on CZcams.
Splendid, once more!
Wonderful as always :)
These videos always make my day, you are a gem sir, brilliant fun.
...this guy is hands down the best!
The man is evolving. Can’t wait till he goes to the US, that will be hilarious
I wish I had your quick wit. Well done Sir!
Met him years ago in Bold Street he’s a case 😂😂😂
Troy in these times of International misunderstanding and you excite me in my hope for the positivity of humanities future. I truly hope that I will one day run into you doing your thing!
I just jumped over the barrier 😅
This is next level 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love it!
Love it. Simply love it. Such satorial elegance. Right back at you double fold.
In the words used by Alan Partridge....Lovely Stuff
And ladies and gentlemen we have the archetypal Karen @1.00.
Absolute belter. One of the best to date.
Love this guy
This is so wholesome
Legend!!!🤣🤣
Brilliant troy 😂
you make my life better
Golden
Shower?
Gotta love a chancer 😉👍
I'm from Croydon lol
I'm from Croydon.
Well thanks for that. That’s made my day. Bloody hell lad, you piss kidney.
I bet he's from the posh part of Croydon - to which Colin Farrell will say, "there is no posh part of Croydon" 😂
He's a member of the Croydon Bullingdon. ( Peep Show Reference ) :D
Which Westfield was that?
1m.30s Basil Faulty 😘
00:59 Wow! She really Said that...
Sounded like an Australian tourist
That one woman is a sow
His sense of humour isn't for everyone
Troy / Milo is ADORABLE! ... And YES, I do mean that in a GAY WAY! 👍😜🤣 ... What? Don't hate on me! It's DISCRIMINATION! 👎🤣
The man who bowed lol
u da MAN!!! 🥰
Troy always takes shopping to a whole new level of enjoyment. His charm makes Retail Therapy orgasmic!!!