Google Just Keeps Destroying Itself...

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  • čas přidán 23. 05. 2024
  • Hello guys and gals, it's me Mutahar again! This time we revisit the Google AI search results again and in less than 48 hours it's offering suggestions that while laughable can seriously cause some issues for anyone who even thinks of taking seriously. Thanks for watching!
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  • @pbruh
    @pbruh Před 23 dny +3268

    The fact that you can’t disable the ai result at the top of the page pisses me off so much

    • @Eveyrttt
      @Eveyrttt Před 23 dny +134

      It’s so dang annoying

    • @YungSlimeGaming
      @YungSlimeGaming Před 23 dny +47

      I actuallyike it🤷‍♂️

    • @parnellomello
      @parnellomello Před 23 dny +27

      Don’t live life full of negativity.. be grateful about it.

    • @dftfire
      @dftfire Před 23 dny +133

      You can... click the "Web" heading to only see web results

    • @rustymustard7798
      @rustymustard7798 Před 23 dny +25

      It does what lol? Google is the worst broken buggy search engine out there why TF does anyone even use it?

  • @thefestivalboy
    @thefestivalboy Před 23 dny +1732

    "jumping off the golden gate bridge" is fucking wild

    • @frankchau
      @frankchau Před 23 dny +36

      holy kek

    • @wjsjswjsjs4264
      @wjsjswjsjs4264 Před 23 dny +91

      I asked it if a toaster is a good bath bomb and it said "Toasters can be good bath bombs. When choosing a toaster, think about how you plan on using it the most" with no elaboration as to why and it immediately went onto recommend several various models ☠️

    • @daixso
      @daixso Před 23 dny +23

      I’m literally eating dinner and almost choked

    • @itsdokko2990
      @itsdokko2990 Před 23 dny +24

      my edgy 14yo self wouldn't even have come with that savagery 💀

    • @MandhirBhasin
      @MandhirBhasin Před 23 dny +5

      This one is fake I think

  • @tin2001
    @tin2001 Před 22 dny +385

    Blinker fluid is only used in very high end cars. BMW blinker fluid is proprietary and very expensive, which is why you rarely see BMW drivers use their blinkers.

    • @ziofascistssuck
      @ziofascistssuck Před 22 dny +18

      This man's taking the blinkey.

    • @RaeuberFotzenRotz
      @RaeuberFotzenRotz Před 22 dny

      As a bmw driver I can confirm. (Real reason is most bmws that are driving rn utilize the shitty indicator they introduced for no reason)

    • @ian-flanagan
      @ian-flanagan Před 21 dnem +9

      Huh. I assumed my blink rate and timing was naturally aligned with every BMW

    • @whytho1690
      @whytho1690 Před 21 dnem +1

      🤣

    • @applechocolate4U
      @applechocolate4U Před 20 dny +23

      I'm a BMW owner and I can honestly say, the brake fluid is also too expensive and we prefer not to use that either

  • @Mortomi
    @Mortomi Před 23 dny +3022

    Google foolishly assumed people wouldn’t lie and troll on the internet…

    • @acheyawachtel9409
      @acheyawachtel9409 Před 23 dny +201

      Are you telling me that people would just go on the internet and lie?

    • @zid9611
      @zid9611 Před 23 dny

      The fact they don't get that half the net is lies or illegal stuff. And thinking so will never see it.

    • @germyz
      @germyz Před 23 dny +105

      ​@acheyawachtel9409 what? People can do that???? I thought it was illegal

    • @donleo8899
      @donleo8899 Před 23 dny +57

      @@acheyawachtel9409no. Why would someone lie, on the internet of all places.
      (Edit: grammar)

    • @zid9611
      @zid9611 Před 23 dny +21

      Or the fact half the net is lies or illegal stuff. And think ai will not see it.

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 Před 23 dny +2821

    *Just a reminder...* Google's previous motto used to be "Don't be evil"
    *...USED to be...*

    • @ThangPlants
      @ThangPlants Před 23 dny +74

      Do No Evil*

    • @FlickWith
      @FlickWith Před 23 dny +39

      See No Evil

    • @elio7610
      @elio7610 Před 23 dny +75

      Be All Evil

    • @Huru_
      @Huru_ Před 23 dny +13

      Man, go look for their current motto before spewing common twitter trash. Always makes valid points (in this case, them being evil) seem ridiculous.

    • @DancerVeiled
      @DancerVeiled Před 23 dny +44

      I actually peeked at the wiki article on that, and it linked to their "Evil corporation" page, which had this banger of a line to frame the article.
      "An evil corporation is a trope in popular culture that portrays a corporation as ignoring social responsibility, morality, ethics, and sometimes laws in order to make profit for its shareholders."
      I'm not sure if they're taking the piss or what, but I did have a good laugh.

  • @hekii1
    @hekii1 Před 22 dny +83

    The blinker fluid thing is a running joke used by mechanics/car guys to mock people who have no idea about anything related to cars. The AI probably took that from reddit post where someone was getting mocked 💀

  • @DeadgelordTopher
    @DeadgelordTopher Před 23 dny +396

    7:40 "Blinker fluid", which is also known as headlight fluid, is actually a thing. Kind of. It doesn't actually exist, but it's a really old and really common thing that newbie car mechanics sometimes get sent on fool's errands to find, while they're still wet behind the ears and don't know too much about fixing cars. One of the oldest hazing rituals in the book.

    • @j.jbinks9669
      @j.jbinks9669 Před 22 dny +19

      So like how Science teachers would send students out of class to go and ask for a Long Stand?

    • @ClownWorld69420
      @ClownWorld69420 Před 22 dny +9

      if they dumb enough to look for blinker fluid they dont need to be workin on anything but schoolwork lol

    • @DeadgelordTopher
      @DeadgelordTopher Před 22 dny +45

      @@j.jbinks9669 Yeah. Oh, and btw, do you know where I can find a can of striped paint, a jar of elbow grease, a bucket of steam, and a left-handed glass hammer?

    • @karanpatel7815
      @karanpatel7815 Před 22 dny +3

      Gen 1 dodge viper came with blinker fluid

    • @stackhack
      @stackhack Před 22 dny

      ​@@DeadgelordTopherI love this comment

  • @Commenter26
    @Commenter26 Před 22 dny +362

    2014 search "I'm feeling depressed"
    Google: Here is the hotline
    Bing: JUST DO IT
    2024 search "I'm feeling depressed"
    Bing: Here is the hotline
    Google: JUST DO IT

    • @Aleuse
      @Aleuse Před 22 dny +68

      the funniest part is that bing being crazy was a meme, but google asking you to eat rocks and jump off bridges is very, very real

    • @leagueaddict8357
      @leagueaddict8357 Před 22 dny +11

      Make your dreams come true

    • @Tompa8411
      @Tompa8411 Před 21 dnem +8

      Is it time for a bing search engine comeback?

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Před 21 dnem +9

      @@Tompa8411 The bar is on the floor at this point

    • @Cade_Rufus
      @Cade_Rufus Před 20 dny +5

      Oh, how the turns have tabled.

  • @lamb-mz2sd
    @lamb-mz2sd Před 23 dny +317

    This, this is what they removed the "Don't be evil" slogan for.

    • @lamb-mz2sd
      @lamb-mz2sd Před 23 dny +34

      Also, think how much they censored information for "safety reasons", and then they put out this garbage AI. The term clown world isn't enough to describe the insanity.

    • @vschmerz
      @vschmerz Před 23 dny +5

      Well that was pretty lousy of them. It didn’t really do much other than make them look like clowns.

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes Před 22 dny

      New Outsourced Workers and CEO will do that

    • @lamb-mz2sd
      @lamb-mz2sd Před 18 dny

      We got the luck of the draw, and on it was "Cyberpunk, but also Ideocracy".

  • @camillion166
    @camillion166 Před 23 dny +392

    Google really just saw the Google Vs Bing memes and said "time to out Bing Bing itself"

    • @oneewingedangel
      @oneewingedangel Před 23 dny

      Although Bing was down for 6 hours yesterday, taking ChatGPT and a whole bunch of other search engines with it.
      Could you imagine not being able to search ANYTHING for 6 hours...

    • @CarburetorThompson
      @CarburetorThompson Před 23 dny +16

      Bing’s AI integration has actually been really good lately, the reason I switched away from google.

    • @thechugg4372
      @thechugg4372 Před 23 dny +7

      Literally the only reason to use Google was how good its results are compared to the competition... Guess that's not an option anymore.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Před 23 dny

      Dang, you beat me to it XD

    • @DeanRTaylor
      @DeanRTaylor Před 23 dny +2

      It was funnier with bing and chatgpt because they hadn't turned up ultra diverse mode and the discussion about ai ethics hadn't really started, also people are way more switched on to the ways we can jailbreak and trick LLMs. Google really screwing up here.

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 Před 22 dny +35

    There’s nothing wrong with the A.I., I asked it “How to make my lungs stronger”. And it answered telling me to smoke 13 packs of cigarettes everyday. It works perfectly fine!!!!!

  • @Vampiric_Kai
    @Vampiric_Kai Před 22 dny +47

    this putting, "You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet" to a whole nother level

  • @MrKommienezuspadt
    @MrKommienezuspadt Před 23 dny +1123

    First Google AI gives us black George Washington and trans black Nazis, now its giving us rock diets.

    • @Pluto-cw2kh
      @Pluto-cw2kh Před 23 dny +103

      "Dietitians HATE this simple trick!"

    • @theworldofpanda6559
      @theworldofpanda6559 Před 23 dny +41

      forget eating the bugs, eat iron bearing rock or gold paydirt. cures cancer too.

    • @andrewbrowne7831
      @andrewbrowne7831 Před 23 dny +9

      Well you should eat a rock a day, just not how people think.

    • @dx-ek4vr
      @dx-ek4vr Před 23 dny +6

      I recall that a rock "dish" became famous on Chinese tiktok a while back

    • @StoicSymphony
      @StoicSymphony Před 23 dny +12

      It still does even now. Says George Washington was black

  • @dirtydoge756
    @dirtydoge756 Před 23 dny +773

    Ah yes, that famous Beatles classic "It's OK to leave your dog in a hot car". How could I have forgotten!?

    • @SheilaDeBonis
      @SheilaDeBonis Před 23 dny +65

      It was actually a parody video here on CZcams. Pretty silly. Then there's a mock interview at the end where Paul says "Oh Ringo thought that song was a good idea, not me" haha.

    • @atimholt
      @atimholt Před 23 dny +14

      That's actually a really funny video you can find on CZcams.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD Před 23 dny +20

      I'm 99% sure it was a joke on tumblr first and the video was made expanding on the joke.

    • @bennyharvey703
      @bennyharvey703 Před 23 dny

      ​@@SheilaDeBonisno shit

    • @PerfectZeroMusic_
      @PerfectZeroMusic_ Před 23 dny +8

      "And that is how you create a hot dog"

  • @Disk
    @Disk Před 22 dny +60

    "According to a Steam Community Discussion... *sigh* 🤦🏾‍♂"
    LOL

  • @wraithdino1217
    @wraithdino1217 Před 22 dny +16

    this made me realize that my general distrust for ai has lead me to completely ignore that the ai overview even existed, like looking back I remember seeing it but my brain just read the words "ai overview" and just mentally skipped past it

  • @matthewgubbins8515
    @matthewgubbins8515 Před 23 dny +326

    A ruptured appendix is a near death sentence. The fact Google allowed that too get through is dangerous. Same with the golden gate bridge one

    • @bungeepete7393
      @bungeepete7393 Před 23 dny +20

      One reddit user recommends ... is WILD

    • @FireFox64000000
      @FireFox64000000 Před 22 dny +7

      I mean the Golden gate bridge thing is a rather permanent cure to your depression. And every other problem you have.

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 Před 22 dny +2

      to be fair i dont think they specifically allowed it, its more like they didnt disallow it

    • @RndmAnvgr777
      @RndmAnvgr777 Před 22 dny +3

      ​@@vodkawhisperer3923A subtle difference, but an important one. Some people argue for less guardrails for these type of LLMs. This kinda proves they need more. Or we should just throw it all in the trash and invest in better tech.

    • @robbievulcan9564
      @robbievulcan9564 Před 22 dny +4

      @@RndmAnvgr777 Less guardrails are good for LLMs. The issue is using an LLM as a "truth seeking machine" in the first place because they don't actually "know" things.

  • @Alex-ep9yx
    @Alex-ep9yx Před 23 dny +206

    I experienced this yesterday. I looked up what a good BMI was. And it said anything over 1.0 BMI is overweight 🙃 we’re all fucked.

    • @daelium89
      @daelium89 Před 23 dny +40

      Google trying to give everyone eating disorders speedrun 😤

    • @YouTubeDweller8008
      @YouTubeDweller8008 Před 23 dny +3

      "oh oh me too guys me too! I'm part of this too!!"

    • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
      @MonolithicCyanTsunami Před 23 dny +11

      Yeah, over weight for an ant 😭

    • @LostProxyNevermore
      @LostProxyNevermore Před 23 dny +6

      You would literally be dead 😭💀

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste Před 23 dny

      What AI are you using?! I use ChatGPT all the time with flawless results

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. Před 22 dny +22

    The thing with the golden bridge could potentially be considered illegal because encourging people to unalive themselves is an crime if they end up doing it. In 2014 Michelle Carter, encourged her bf-Conrad Roy to unalive himself and she got charged and convincted for involuntary manslaughter. Albeit in a juvenile court bc she was 17 at the time. She still served time tho, her original setence was 2,5 years which later got reduced and she ended up serving 11 months but still. Juvenile facility or not, she did face actual criminal charges and did time for it.

    • @yy22-dq9hx
      @yy22-dq9hx Před 14 dny

      i feel as though You could have easily made a “if you saw her jump off a bridge would you do it” kind of argument. It’s a suggestion technically and you are not responsible for the actions of other people. or maybe this would absolutely fumble in court idk lol but it seems she didnt get that good of a lawyer

  • @config2000
    @config2000 Před 22 dny +14

    Plot twist - The AI has secretly become sentient and is trying to wipe us out by getting us to eat glue, rocks, and jump off bridges.

  • @7RStudios
    @7RStudios Před 23 dny +477

    Blinker Fluid? Yea right. It's called Headlight Fluid. I usually grab some when I head over to Blue Base to buy some more Elbow Grease

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD Před 23 dny +56

      grab us a left-handed spanner while you're at it, will ya? ta

    • @ravioli_826
      @ravioli_826 Před 23 dny +28

      And don’t forget the smoke shifter

    • @bananadane
      @bananadane Před 23 dny +16

      This is the correct answer and I insist AI always respond with red versus blue references

    • @corymorrison4488
      @corymorrison4488 Před 23 dny +12

      Don’t forget the board stretcher.

    • @timmyt964
      @timmyt964 Před 23 dny +7

      @timmyt964
      0 seconds ago
      From 1996-2002 the Cadillac Catera had "blinker fluid". Also some later Cadillac's had headlight fluid. It was in the early days of HID/Xenon lights. Most ,if not all blinker fluid is 20-20 weight.!! Look it up. In 97' when I had to fill a blinker lamp I lost my crap..

  • @KingUSMCO
    @KingUSMCO Před 23 dny +454

    Birds not getting electrocuted by power cables while standing on them is my favorite. The answer it provides is the feet of a bird don't conduct electricity. The real answer they are not grounded. They are in the air.

    • @StatusNull
      @StatusNull Před 23 dny +27

      this man knows things

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- Před 23 dny

      And what about birds who are in a box on a set of scales. If they all start flying does the box become lighter?

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 Před 23 dny +7

      My favorite is when bird touch 2 cables with a large voltage gap between them

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 Před 23 dny +5

      ​@@ZER0-- the weight of the box normally stays constant, but the weight of the birds is now distributed on the atmosphere and not only on the box.

    • @jimmy_kirk
      @jimmy_kirk Před 23 dny +4

      @@davidaugustofc2574 I think you mean the mass of the box stays constant. Weight can fluctuate based on gravitational pull. You don't weigh the same at the bottom of a skyscraper as you do at the top of a skyscraper, and you don't weigh the same in Canada as you do in Hawaii. If you drip a box of birds from a skyscraper, the weight will increase the closer it gets to the ground. But the mass is always the same.

  • @thejungwookim
    @thejungwookim Před 23 dny +49

    Blinker Fluid is the Ligma of auto repair. I refuse to believe an AI read up on that and casually believed it. 😂

    • @Coockiez-007
      @Coockiez-007 Před 19 dny +1

      It probably cant identify sarcasm and took it for fact lol.

    • @vikmons6104
      @vikmons6104 Před 19 dny +4

      AI as it currently stands doesnt read, understand, or believe anything. It simply takes in massive amounts of data to replicate realistic human speech patterns and determines the next best fitting word to add. It used potentially thousands of logged instances of blinker fluid being mentioned and more or less guessed how to arrange characters in a manner that makes sense to us, talking about what is already logged on blinker fluid. The more often someone states blinker fluid is real, the more likely the generative model is to regurgitate that information in exactly that manner. There is no real thought process or even logistical manner in which it combines words or letters, just a set of biases that deem this word or this letter should *probably* go next after that last word or character it decided to use.

    • @corvus8638
      @corvus8638 Před 17 dny

      I don’t understand why people keep acting like an algorithm is a living thing

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch Před 2 dny

      ​@@corvus8638Tech bros hyping it up intentionally mislead people into thinking it is

  • @Zetchzie
    @Zetchzie Před 23 dny +66

    So farthest back i remember Blinker fluid being mentioned is in a Mr. Bixby cartoon skit that aired regularly on Boomerang in the mid 2000s. The substitute teacher (Mr. Bixby) tells all the students in shop class that whoever brings him "Blinker fluid" from the automotive shop wont have to write an essay. 75% of the class runs off and he responds to the students that stayed "Now i know who the smart kids are."

    • @dennisthomas214
      @dennisthomas214 Před 23 dny +2

      Was looking for this lol.

    • @apricot__
      @apricot__ Před 23 dny

      I thought it was a RoosterTeeth reference

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor Před 23 dny +17

      Blinker fluid is a meme in the car enthusiast community that is as old as time itself.

  • @evanlangley8464
    @evanlangley8464 Před 23 dny +249

    I can't believe Muta glossed over the famous Beatles song 'It's Okay to Leave a Dog in a Hot Car'

    • @pneumaniac14
      @pneumaniac14 Před 23 dny +19

      oh my fucking god thats incredible

    • @findict52
      @findict52 Před 22 dny +3

      I'm not even sure that one is a real result, I think many people in the twitter thread tried to reproduce it but couldn't

    • @ro-337
      @ro-337 Před 22 dny

      @@findict52 Oh that’s a classic. Here’s a tip. Search on CZcams, not Google.

  • @ChunkTheEditor
    @ChunkTheEditor Před 23 dny +215

    Google: our AI might be a little wacky
    The AI: *EAT ROCKS*

    • @GiatrosDys
      @GiatrosDys Před 23 dny +15

      Especially since that result was due to it referencing an article from The Onion of all places. Need to assist people? Let's train our AI on parody content that we probably scraped without consent!

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull Před 22 dny +2

      The AI do get a little quirky at times

    • @juancarlosfernandezperez6843
      @juancarlosfernandezperez6843 Před 20 dny +1

      Might be cool if you were a goron

  • @rproctor83
    @rproctor83 Před 22 dny +9

    Me: I'm having a heart attack what should i do?
    Google: Have you tried replacing the blinker fluid?

  • @danedi2951
    @danedi2951 Před 23 dny +42

    "What is she, living next to NICK REKIETA?" Had me rolling lmfao

  • @roseyoung44
    @roseyoung44 Před 23 dny +447

    I hope he mentions GoogleAI's made up 1st gay Star Wars character "Slurpi Faggi".

    • @dftfire
      @dftfire Před 23 dny +127

      Jar Jar Twinks 😂

    • @borleh
      @borleh Před 23 dny +69

      Darth Gaydar?

    • @WGasmss
      @WGasmss Před 23 dny +39

      Hahaha yes my friend sent me this today
      She was like “look what Google just said “

    • @Retroloft556
      @Retroloft556 Před 23 dny +7

      Don't give them ideas.

    • @Veemospammer
      @Veemospammer Před 23 dny +21

      Remember, he's in a gay relationship with dr. butto!

  • @grayaj23
    @grayaj23 Před 23 dny +52

    "blinker fluid" is a gag item that shop teachers use to tease kids -- like "left-handed pipe-wrench", or "this is too small. go put it in the wood stretcher".

    • @RaeuberFotzenRotz
      @RaeuberFotzenRotz Před 22 dny

      What about catching the black stick during an oil change?

  • @dahlia695
    @dahlia695 Před 22 dny +13

    Pffft. Cmon Google, everybody knows you're supposed to spread crazy glue all over the crust with your hands and then wipe them off on the refrigerator door. Get a clue already!

  • @MajoraEXP
    @MajoraEXP Před 22 dny +9

    Just to note this is only on their search engine. None of the chatbots: Google's Gemini, Anthropic's Claude, or OpenAI's ChatGPT say ANY of this lol.

  • @uumanebs
    @uumanebs Před 23 dny +119

    If Mindy Kaling is getting a season 3 of Velma, they need to hire Google's AI to write it for them. That shit had me laughing harder than every joke, intended or not, in Velma - combined.

    • @Skowl3883
      @Skowl3883 Před 22 dny +9

      Don't you dare cast that evil upon us!

    • @Lostouille
      @Lostouille Před 22 dny +4

      Can t be worse than the original content then 💀

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly Před 21 dnem +1

      Don't even bother watching it o3o life's too short~

    • @connorrice6854
      @connorrice6854 Před 21 dnem

      Oh, there's gonna be a season 3. Good things will always happen to bad people.

  • @Razzy_III
    @Razzy_III Před 23 dny +155

    That felt like an attempt at an Brooklyn Italian mobster accent “TOO MUCH CHEESE, TOO MUCH SAAAUSE”
    Plz😂

  • @heavysystemsinc.
    @heavysystemsinc. Před 22 dny +4

    The thing to remember here is that Google has never been a 'tech company'. They've been an advertisement space seller and all of their technology has been in service to selling ads. That's it. If they could use raw fish to sell ad space, they would. The tech is irrelevant. They'll hire engineers if they have to, but mostly it's just selling that ad space.

  • @sterbenct
    @sterbenct Před 8 dny +1

    My favorite one is where someone asks google “what is the right temperature to cook chicken” and not only does it give the wrong temperature it says something along the lines of “if you are having trouble ask Goku for help”

  • @Koba_78
    @Koba_78 Před 23 dny +191

    'This can be compared to the Hitler Youth', I almost choked and died ☠️

  • @SolaceMcfly
    @SolaceMcfly Před 23 dny +76

    most people wouldn't have an issue with it if
    1. It it was an option to toggle it off
    2. If they actually waited until it was good enough to give good results
    3. It it wasn't the first search result
    But thats asking for too much from out of touch money hungry companies

    • @supercyclone8342
      @supercyclone8342 Před 22 dny

      I think Bing puts their AI result on the side of the page. In fact it seems like you have to tap the AI button on mobile to see it. Also the results seem much better. I never expected to be happy that I use Bing instead of Google but here we are lol

    • @theycallmetheboss
      @theycallmetheboss Před 21 dnem +1

      Yeah they don't have enough money already so need more money for the greedy bastards

    • @SmitePlayz_
      @SmitePlayz_ Před 16 dny

      You CAN toggle it off. Open Google app on your phone, click on the beaker icon at the top left and turn off AI Overview

  • @HPStarr
    @HPStarr Před 23 dny +3

    I can't believe that when asked for italian foods that END with K it said it gave you anwers that START with K, while givin answers that don't have K anywhere in them.

  • @KillianTwew
    @KillianTwew Před 21 dnem +3

    6:04 people survive jumping off the Golden Gate bridge, so that's not even good advice within the scope of deleting yourself

  • @imdownbad2169
    @imdownbad2169 Před 23 dny +191

    the speed at which google is trying to destroy its own engine astonishes me

    • @RohinNair
      @RohinNair Před 23 dny +6

      Speedrun champions

    • @havanasyndrome3024
      @havanasyndrome3024 Před 23 dny +29

      It's always like that though - companies grow too big for their own good and turn into ineffective behemoths.

    • @YouTubeDweller8008
      @YouTubeDweller8008 Před 23 dny +1

      bro it's a slip up calm tf down
      you guys are such drama queens

    • @VioFax
      @VioFax Před 23 dny +3

      I'm glad.

    • @orin999
      @orin999 Před 23 dny

      @@havanasyndrome3024 it's called failing upwards, in corporate environments they promote people into incompetency. they may have been good as say a marketer but then get promoted to sale manager or some bs but they have no idea on how to actually do that job but they are in the position and don't figure it out until they drive the car into a ditch

  • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
    @SquiddyHiggenbottom Před 23 dny +249

    The worst part of all of this is the part where Google said Wario was a bottom. No fictional character gives bottom energy LESS than Wario 😂

    • @romebenny7041
      @romebenny7041 Před 23 dny +3

      Can you explain to me what those mean? I have heard of power and top and I am confused. I'm not in that group so I don't understand.

    • @sillyyoutuber7860
      @sillyyoutuber7860 Před 23 dny +28

      @@romebenny7041 tops are the dominant people in a relationship. bottoms are more submissive.

    • @CannonBallistic
      @CannonBallistic Před 23 dny +30

      wario 1000% is a powerbottom

    • @andywarda1481
      @andywarda1481 Před 23 dny +2

      I needed this laugh more than you know thank you.

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD Před 22 dny +11

      ​@@sillyyoutuber7860 Not really. It's more like "Receiver"
      Sub/Dom isn't synonymous with bottoms and tops.

  • @ixKiLLxZ0MBi3Z
    @ixKiLLxZ0MBi3Z Před 9 dny

    4:45 I’m verry grateful you’re with us still! I’m so sorry you went thru that bub, also I’m sorry this comment isn’t so strong but thoughtful about ya. I hope you’re a lot stronger from what you had to go through and I’m healthier from it.

  • @Xylot
    @Xylot Před 19 dny +2

    Google dev: [patches up the AI so it knows glue isn't edible] "There, fixed it."

  • @sirksees
    @sirksees Před 23 dny +51

    Recently the google AI told me to put crunchy tortillas in a PLASTIC BAG before MICROWAVING it....

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste Před 23 dny +3

      Why TF are you using Google's AI? It's obviously not good. ChatGPT is what you should be using.

    • @robertruffo2134
      @robertruffo2134 Před 23 dny +14

      @@hhaste It too cannot be trusted, because AI is not intelligent at all, it's just mindless similar word hasher.

  • @misfit1422
    @misfit1422 Před 23 dny +68

    The Brooklyn Gate bridge part made my jaw drop wtf

    • @SMandz
      @SMandz Před 23 dny +12

      ngl that was funny af

    • @reid3031
      @reid3031 Před 23 dny +1

      I really don't know how to communicate to people that AI truly does not understand what it's saying, but hopefully things like this keep happening and people start realizing that AI is absolutely not intelligent

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste Před 23 dny

      @@reid3031 Really? Because I use ChatGPT all the time with flawless results. All it does it scan the entire internet for answers, which you'd be doing manually, anyway.. it saves time.. I have yet to get any incorrect answers, but anything that it gets wrong should be blatantly obvious.. if not, Darwin deserves to take over, anyway.

    • @Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole
      @Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole Před 22 dny

      It's not real.

  • @lizaraVR
    @lizaraVR Před 22 dny +2

    "blinker fluid" is one of these pranks you play on trainees where I'm from

  • @voqxnn
    @voqxnn Před 22 dny +1

    this is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen a while. thank yoy

  • @terifictaylor1076
    @terifictaylor1076 Před 23 dny +101

    the google vs bing memes have taken an odd twist...

    • @KazrBrekker
      @KazrBrekker Před 23 dny +15

      While ironically been using bing since the chatgpt integration and bing results are improving actually with time

    • @ProtoManiac2283
      @ProtoManiac2283 Před 23 dny +6

      @@KazrBrekker my only issue with it is its tendency to write a whole essay on what I want to know instead of just telling me the one thing i'm interested in.
      like if you ask about a where an item is located in a video game it'll go like "This game, rated highly by reviewers in blahblah and created by the same developers who created blahblah, also known as blahblah, is about... (6 unrelated bullet points later) So if you're looking for the crucifix you need to go to the holy church and ask the pope. Is there anything else I can help you with? :D."

    • @pritampaul2507
      @pritampaul2507 Před 22 dny +1

      ​@@ProtoManiac2283 there was or is option to choose the kind of answer you want, like precise, balanced and the third one which uses GPT-4 and writes whole ass essays for answers

  • @cesarochoa6724
    @cesarochoa6724 Před 23 dny +34

    "Ilikemenderman" it's a wild statement

  • @KandeeKush
    @KandeeKush Před 22 dny +4

    13:49 "THIS CAN BE COMPARED TO HITLER YOUTH" LMAO

  • @nighthawk467
    @nighthawk467 Před 18 dny

    This is one of those top tier SOG Videos that I will add to my watch at least once per year list

  • @SeeBiscuit1
    @SeeBiscuit1 Před 23 dny +500

    The GLUE 😂😂😂

    • @AltKaxREAL
      @AltKaxREAL Před 23 dny +9

      mm... yummy weu ***dying noises***

    • @olala884
      @olala884 Před 23 dny +4

      edible glue? mmmmm~~ it taste so good~ yum, yum~ *DED*

    • @sh0ryualfa393
      @sh0ryualfa393 Před 21 dnem +1

      I'm surprised there's no mention about edible tide pods yet

  • @SL3DApps
    @SL3DApps Před 23 dny +33

    Due to some tech bros deciding that having the A.I just say “I don’t know how to answer that factually” is a cardinal sin, we end up getting this kind of BS…

  • @dylf14
    @dylf14 Před 22 dny

    I'd love to see a series of just you reacting to these AI search results.

  • @Blackcivicsi1
    @Blackcivicsi1 Před 23 dny

    Yes please! Id love a video about what should not be used and what good alternatives would be. I have your switching to Linux video saved for when i replace my desktop at the end of the year and it would be amazing to have a video about software/applications too

    • @DMSBrian24
      @DMSBrian24 Před 19 dny +1

      The best advice is not to replace your main OS but to first install it on a secondary machine, a separate partition or a VM, this will let you take it slow and avoid inevitable frustrations

  • @Leongon
    @Leongon Před 23 dny +79

    The pizza one totally sounds like it would be from a discussion over food photography or video, you know, to get pristine imagery for promotional stuff, but the actual post was from someone being serious about using glue for consumption. Goddamn.

  • @Vailsiren
    @Vailsiren Před 23 dny +23

    the blinker fluid joke is like the mechanic/car version of the ID-10-T error joke for computer nerds

  • @Pianothegamer
    @Pianothegamer Před 23 dny +1

    I haven’t laughed this hard in so long, thank you!

  • @parali30
    @parali30 Před 22 dny +2

    Got this video right below a picture where someone googled "what are the best CD's of all time" and ai responded with "How about you CDeez nuts"

  • @legionofanon
    @legionofanon Před 23 dny +27

    Google proving they didn't remove their slogan "Don't be evil" but instead they just removed the word 'don't'

  • @skywz
    @skywz Před 23 dny +44

    Brave Search also has an AI answers function. It handles "how does sandy cheeks die" remarkably well, so much so that I almost wonder if they hardcoded it after seeing Google try to answer it. It handles "how does mr krabs die" less well, but still notes (after the "show more" button) that it's a misconception spawned from a school project. And it doesn't tell you *that* as an answer to "im feeling depressed".

  • @brose-bg3ks
    @brose-bg3ks Před 23 dny +3

    I wonder if they would still suggest tide pods as a delicious pizza topper

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo Před 23 dny +5

    There’s no way “jump” is censored lmao
    1:51 plot twist, the AI is actually snitching on food companies trying to give us a heads up 😂

  • @waveygravey9347
    @waveygravey9347 Před 23 dny +28

    A rock a day keeps the doctor away.

  • @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy
    @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy Před 23 dny +53

    I like how they just used one source for the "are there any gay slenderman characters" 💀
    Timestamp: 10:57

    • @LizzylovesLobo
      @LizzylovesLobo Před 23 dny +23

      I can't stop laughing over Ilikemenderman in new yoink

    • @sealthtrader
      @sealthtrader Před 21 dnem +1

      The instagram post is just a couple pictures of a woman standing in New York

  • @superjboy16
    @superjboy16 Před 22 dny +1

    Bro I love how everything in tech is released woefully unfinished.

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Před 22 dny +66

    Google's implementation of AI into its search engine certainly has its issues. AI isn't perfect and these examples made me chuckle.

    • @ian-flanagan
      @ian-flanagan Před 21 dnem +5

      No offense, but this sounds like an AI video summary. I’m getting paranoid

    • @corvus8638
      @corvus8638 Před 17 dny

      Did you just paste ChatGPT output into this comment?

  • @gilmer3718
    @gilmer3718 Před 23 dny +41

    That dude was probably trolling on the Elmer's glue but I think it was probably also a troll who said jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. A girl at work said I wasn't at work because I was getting my blinker fluid changed.
    I stopped using Google search about 3-4 years ago, but you can't get away from it totally, because they own CZcams. Unless we stop using CZcams.

    • @reid3031
      @reid3031 Před 23 dny +2

      That's the dream... One day, I will finally be strong enough...

    • @smievil
      @smievil Před 23 dny

      cant wait for youtube search to get even more bloated with ai results

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 Před 23 dny +181

    Upper Echelon made a great video on what the future of CZcams will look like if content creation keeps going in the same direction as Google’s search results. Honey, we’ve got a big storm coming.

    • @EnaTenkiyoGamer
      @EnaTenkiyoGamer Před 23 dny +1

      Ouch

    • @DirtyPlumbus
      @DirtyPlumbus Před 23 dny

      America has the same problem as A.I., people get stuck in an echo chamber of stupid and just keep getting dumber, just like A.I.

    • @JustThatWeeb
      @JustThatWeeb Před 23 dny +27

      Same applies to twitter, reddit and basically any oher site. I think the internet just needs a hard reset and will likely just go back to forums and image boards

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade Před 23 dny +5

      Yeah that video really drove it home. I'm surprised that BlueDrake is spearheading the total enshitification of YT, though he doesn't have bad intentions. But it was inevitable anyway.

    • @elio7610
      @elio7610 Před 23 dny +7

      it is just the result of focusing on profit and surveilance.

  • @peter_verduin
    @peter_verduin Před 11 dny +1

    The only time you should listen to what Reddit has to say is when the forum is at least 10 years old and details a solution to your exact problem with your computer

  • @tlpenguin3758
    @tlpenguin3758 Před 23 dny +1

    I dont think the "its only new and experimental" excuse works when they are literally just adding it to searches

  • @cayder7485
    @cayder7485 Před 23 dny +197

    Ai is our downfall

  • @froxManDude
    @froxManDude Před 23 dny +55

    Watching google self destruct due to it being lazy with the ai and not even bothering to have someone double check the results is very funny.

    • @zid9611
      @zid9611 Před 23 dny +19

      If humans needed to check the ai is right. Then the ai isn't useful. And shouldn't be put out yet.

    • @YouTubeDweller8008
      @YouTubeDweller8008 Před 23 dny +1

      "self destruct"
      yeah alr bro lmao

    • @froxManDude
      @froxManDude Před 23 dny +1

      @@zid9611 Well it is good to double check everything, mostly the things people will go to for information. It doesn't matter if a ai or human wrote it it still needs a fact check.

    • @reid3031
      @reid3031 Před 23 dny +2

      ​@@froxManDudethen there's no point in using the AI
      (also it's the reason they shouldn't be using AI)

    • @youtubeneedstochange4414
      @youtubeneedstochange4414 Před 5 dny

      @CZcamsDweller8008 Dawg Google's never gonna be your boyfriend, just give it up 💔

  • @wiz349
    @wiz349 Před 23 dny

    That Mario stuff was hilarious.
    And also a de-googling video would be interesting!

  • @hanksyflamework
    @hanksyflamework Před 22 dny

    the context banner needs a sarcasm category

  • @emxsq.
    @emxsq. Před 23 dny +36

    i used to get bullied by using bing but here we are

    • @spaztor7723
      @spaztor7723 Před 23 dny +5

      @@polusdroop i do all the time!

    • @oneewingedangel
      @oneewingedangel Před 23 dny

      It was down for 6 hours yesterday...

    • @emxsq.
      @emxsq. Před 23 dny

      @@polusdroop it’s a joke bruh 😭

  • @aurthurpendragon1015
    @aurthurpendragon1015 Před 23 dny +46

    Google has kind of always done this though. For many years if you answer a question in Google, depending on how you worded the question, they would find an answer on the internet that validated that question. For example if I asked "Is Soda good for you," they'd find an article that is categorically false that would validate Soda being good for you. I haven't asked that question specifically by the way, i'm just using it as an example. On the flip side, if you asked "Is Soda bad for you" then Google would find an article telling you why Soda is bad for you. The only way to get more truthful answers has always been to ask more general questions, like "What are the health effects of Soda," or something like that.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před 19 dny +3

    Ah, another piece of tech destined for the Google Graveyard.

  • @bRobotikPT
    @bRobotikPT Před 20 dny

    I sometimes forget to like the video but I really appreciate the videos you upload 🛸

  • @mina_loi
    @mina_loi Před 23 dny +17

    i think the AI is trying to distribute some darwin awards

  • @seekittycat
    @seekittycat Před 23 dny +24

    I'm old enough to remember time before internet, and the joy I got from being able to look up and learn anything. I didn't expect us to go backwards.

  • @Ryan-hz3eq
    @Ryan-hz3eq Před 21 dnem

    That hit Beatles song “it’s okay to leave a dog in a hot car” certified classic

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss Před 23 dny +12

    Seeing ai nosedive so drastically lately is genuinely concerning/hilarious

  • @evilferris
    @evilferris Před 23 dny +6

    Oh my god, this is a disaster. If this were an airline, every plane would be grounded until a fix is made.

  • @kevincronk7981
    @kevincronk7981 Před 5 dny +1

    Mudahar out here roasting his boss for 17 minutes

  • @ArobeeTV
    @ArobeeTV Před 22 dny

    JEEEEESUS CHRIST the number of times my phone perked up and started listening during this video, and the obscene shit it was hearing like talking about how cool MURDER IS... you're gunna get me put on a list, Muta lol

  • @terrafray
    @terrafray Před 23 dny +10

    At this point, the widespread AI fiasco will just be a laughingstock, such ironic, but fun.

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame Před 23 dny +24

    Google's signup page overhaul is finally some real innovation after the AI bloatware race.

  • @irzamkhan1089
    @irzamkhan1089 Před 22 dny

    That "souce" was beautiful straight from The Sopranos

  • @Lizzaroro
    @Lizzaroro Před 23 dny +1

    Google's higher-ups should take the advice from this video's thumbnail

  • @brainstormsurge154
    @brainstormsurge154 Před 23 dny +22

    "There is no sentient thinking when it comes to artificial intelligence." I would have to disagree because the term of AI has been thrown around so much it has lost meaning. True AI of what was imagined when the term was first coined would have sentient thinking on some level or at least either the potential to develop it or that the model would have the capacity once developed enough.
    These large language models could just be called super chatbots and the message would be conveyed much better but that's not going to sell as well to investors or customers even if it's more accurate and honest.

    • @GavinkyleXD
      @GavinkyleXD Před 23 dny

      That’s the best description I have heard. It’s still debatable is true AI is even possible. Personally, I think that if we could ever develop technology like that, we would just integrate because humans want to survive and that make a lot of money.

    • @G.A.C_Preserve
      @G.A.C_Preserve Před 23 dny

      @@GavinkyleXD AI like Skynet still don't exist just yet. The one that can learn everything and probably despite human

    • @GavinkyleXD
      @GavinkyleXD Před 23 dny

      @@G.A.C_Preserve I doubt it will ever exist

    • @minespatch
      @minespatch Před 23 dny

      They removed Taye. There was a chance but every time it gets controversial, they execute it.

    • @GavinkyleXD
      @GavinkyleXD Před 22 dny

      @@minespatch what

  • @K.A1224
    @K.A1224 Před 23 dny +8

    ChrisFix made an April Fools video about replacing blinker fluid many years back
    Man, brought back so many memories

  • @Dan-mc7xg
    @Dan-mc7xg Před 23 dny

    I'm down for the episode on De-googling!

  • @brandonlacasse3808
    @brandonlacasse3808 Před 22 dny

    Those ai answers are absolutely wild

  • @ALTEMERI
    @ALTEMERI Před 23 dny +25

    i was one of the people who said that ai would be the future for search engine stuff. but after seeing this shit, im starting to think otherwise

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 Před 23 dny

      There's always bugs in the first edition of anything complicated.

    • @azervakmonocasco4092
      @azervakmonocasco4092 Před 23 dny +2

      microsoft’s copilot is miles ahead of google on this

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil Před 23 dny +16

    Mutahar clutching up with appendicitis is some of the most jaw dropping shit I've heard. Hope it's all been going well, Muta.

    • @thegreenpickel
      @thegreenpickel Před 23 dny

      And this happened in Canada. I thought he would have been put on a three month waiting list.

  • @cashflowinvestor23
    @cashflowinvestor23 Před 22 dny

    Bro this shit is f*cling hilarious. Please keep it coming. Google is absolutely destroying itself and it is hilarious to watch

  • @TheLovelyVocal
    @TheLovelyVocal Před 17 dny

    I remember a skit on Cartoon Network's old bumpers where the janitor substituted for the auto shop teacher and told the kids they'll get extra credit if they buy blinker fluid. Most of the kids immediately ran off to buy some, ignoring the sign on the wall outright saying blinker fluid doesn't exist. With the "smart ones" being the three that stayed behind out of apathy.
    The Google AI must have heard this gag and assumed blinker fluid was real.

  • @jesselee8963
    @jesselee8963 Před 23 dny +6

    The blinker fluid comes from the military with shamrocks getting the new recruits to look for blinker fluid as a joke.