HOW TO ANNOY A READER

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  • @evergreen8949
    @evergreen8949 Před 4 lety +1609

    “Throw one out.”
    THROWING AWAY A BOOK IS LIKE THROWING AWAY YOUR KID-

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 Před 4 lety +19

      Exactly!

    • @juliagranger9651
      @juliagranger9651 Před 4 lety +19

      Milleycorey AJ except it’s a bad book 😂

    • @froggy188
      @froggy188 Před 4 lety +4

      Ikr. Like-

    • @procopias7571
      @procopias7571 Před 4 lety +3

      lol my life got so much easier when I learned to detatch from some of my books and give them away, or sell them to a tallow. Books that aren't necessarily bad but I kind of don't care if I have them or not and know for certain I won't read them ever again.

    • @smolopossummaxwell9624
      @smolopossummaxwell9624 Před 4 lety +7

      I Would rather throw away my little cousins than throw away a book

  • @emmmabooks
    @emmmabooks Před 8 lety +2579

    "so like twilight"
    THE AMOUNT OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS SAID THIS TO ME WHILE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK OMFG

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  Před 8 lety +95

      +emmmabooks and ALWAYS with the books where they are nothing like Twilight!

    • @hamdaarif9947
      @hamdaarif9947 Před 8 lety +4

      i swear!!

    • @spaminator8965
      @spaminator8965 Před 8 lety +24

      If you're talking about a love story everyone just says-so like Twilight?-

    • @thebookphantom398
      @thebookphantom398 Před 8 lety

      What do u mean ?

    • @phantom3252
      @phantom3252 Před 7 lety +1

      emmmabooks dear god yaaaaaaaas

  • @evelinaanmar2571
    @evelinaanmar2571 Před 4 lety +1374

    *Others* : “Why read the book when you can watch the movie?”
    *Me* : “Why breathe when you’re going to die anyway?”

  • @cloudy9779
    @cloudy9779 Před 4 lety +542

    Book: “Annabeth's blond hair and stormy gray eyes... ”
    *Movie: I like brown better*

    • @birgio1363
      @birgio1363 Před 4 lety +15

      I wonder who will miss the reference

    • @carolineteague1927
      @carolineteague1927 Před 4 lety +16

      y does Annabeth look like the female version of Percy???

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 Před 4 lety +8

      The bad thing is that Percy and Annabeth are technically cousins and they kiss 😖

    • @cloudy9779
      @cloudy9779 Před 4 lety +18

      @@emilyterrell9493 As long as they don't come from the same god, they can date. Cause the gods don't have Dna which is how the demigod children can date.

    • @emilyterrell9493
      @emilyterrell9493 Před 4 lety +3

      [ C l o u d y ] Trueeee I didn’t think about that 😂 it just still makes me feel weird lol

  • @bayleesilverwolf3756
    @bayleesilverwolf3756 Před 8 lety +3810

    I absolutely hate it when people say
    -so like twilight
    -like the hunger games?
    -stop reading so much
    -what's the point of reading when you can see the movie
    -it's just a book
    -reading sucks
    -what's the point of buying a book when you can just go to the library

    • @WafflessGaming
      @WafflessGaming Před 7 lety +170

      me: reading any ya book in public
      person: oh what're you reading?
      me: oh it's this ya book by--
      person: sO iTs LiKe tHe hUnGeR gAmEs??

    • @meili4777
      @meili4777 Před 6 lety +72

      Linksthebest
      Same, but then I contradict myself by saying things like, "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MOM! I NEEEEEEED IT."

    • @koobikei
      @koobikei Před 6 lety +65

      -do u get tired of reading??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 Před 6 lety +5

      Baylee Silverwolf same

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 Před 6 lety +91

      "What's the point of reading books when you can just see the movie!"
      "What's the pointing of breathing oxygen if you're just going to die anyway?"

  • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
    @bridgidthepirateelf4135 Před 8 lety +1536

    Parents: why do you stay up so late?
    Me: you put books in my room and gave me a book light.

    • @pemmialcantara8040
      @pemmialcantara8040 Před 7 lety +15

      ahahahah, so true

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 Před 7 lety +25

      Bridgid Frost haha. my grandma gets annoyed when i dont turn the fairy lights in my side of the room. because im reading. we sleep in the same room. hahah. and when i go downstairs there is my brother, playing his PS4. so i cant read there. hahah. my house is small so i dont have alot of choices to read. unless outside. i sometimes read outside. lol

    • @karas4009
      @karas4009 Před 7 lety +1

      /\EchoSong/\ lol. also cant. 😂😂

    • @timothythehuman3977
      @timothythehuman3977 Před 6 lety +1

      Damn right you are.

    • @eijirokirishima3765
      @eijirokirishima3765 Před 5 lety +1

      EXACTLY

  • @martaramirez8669
    @martaramirez8669 Před 5 lety +376

    I hate when people say:
    " That book looks soooo boring!!!"
    And they havent even open it🤦‍♀️

    • @choocli
      @choocli Před 5 lety +6

      IKR THESE PPL ARE DUMB ASF

    • @67otters
      @67otters Před 4 lety +15

      Then the conversation goes like this. Reader: No it's not boring! Them: What's it about? *Explanation* Them: Meh. Still sounds boring.

    • @annvik3772
      @annvik3772 Před 4 lety +4

      O M G

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 Před 3 lety +1

      My friend to Percy Jackson. It annoys the hades out of me. She refuses to read it, or even give it a chance, and I’m like “BUT YOU HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE BLURB!!”

  • @reddoesstuff6220
    @reddoesstuff6220 Před 5 lety +1105

    Me: *talks about how horrible the Percy Jackson movies are*
    My dad: it’s seriously just a book. You need to stop getting so worked up over this
    This is why I don’t talk to people about books.

    • @Em-rg2wg
      @Em-rg2wg Před 5 lety +51

      THE MOVIES ARE SO BAD THOUGH! THE BOOKS ARE UNIVERSES BETTER!

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 Před 5 lety +23

      THANK YOU ANOTHER PERCY JACKSON FAN

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 Před 5 lety +24

      Yes! Ok, I’m on the first book. Almost halfway through. My friend made me watch the trailer for the first darn movie so she could torture me. Keep in mind, I’m not finished the book. As soon as I watched that diddly darn trailer, I could tell they got *everything* wrong. And when I say that I was angry-

    • @Anna-ol5ji
      @Anna-ol5ji Před 5 lety +13

      Guys you should hear musicial. It's PERFECT! Musicial even has references to other books! Dam I love it so much!

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl Před 5 lety +13

      YES SO TRUE! And none of my friends don't like percy jackson so I can't talk to them about it so my parents have to listen to my rants about the movies

  • @gayandafraid_
    @gayandafraid_ Před 8 lety +967

    Nothing annoys me more than someone casually talking to me while I'm clearly trying to read. That's like me standing in front of the TV while they're trying to watch one of their favorite shows.

  • @helenaalexandria4912
    @helenaalexandria4912 Před 7 lety +2879

    My ex hates reading.
    Key word: ex.

  • @julietgore5940
    @julietgore5940 Před 5 lety +855

    Person- What's that book about?
    Me- *brain has exited the chat*

    • @whaat279
      @whaat279 Před 4 lety +11

      Juliet Gore at that point I just shrug and keep reading

    • @negativenuss
      @negativenuss Před 4 lety +17

      Same. I CANNOT describe the book, it's so annoying 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @danidopolous
      @danidopolous Před 4 lety +6

      I just hold up the back of the book and keep on reading does the job 😂

    • @weirdbookworm9383
      @weirdbookworm9383 Před 3 lety

      @@negativenuss oooh yeah. When I describe any book I read it sounds so cringy

    • @mysterytime5200
      @mysterytime5200 Před 3 lety

      Yeah my mum often asks me to tell her what I'm reading and I end up just talking gibberish

  • @iikittydr8503
    @iikittydr8503 Před 4 lety +1183

    How my dad annoys me:
    Tells me that my reading habit is really good, but I should read nonfiction instead of fiction

    • @willowofhoax
      @willowofhoax Před 4 lety +60

      KittyD Roblox THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE... I HATE IT WHEN MY PARENTS DO THAT

    • @grayracha_beats2512
      @grayracha_beats2512 Před 4 lety +30

      I thought this was only my parents yay 😀 I’m not alone but I’m still annoyed that my parents do that

    • @shadowheart2267
      @shadowheart2267 Před 4 lety +9

      YEEEEEESSSS

    • @bethxnytxmlin
      @bethxnytxmlin Před 4 lety +16

      My dad literally said that to me yesterday!

    • @msmjsbeaulieu208
      @msmjsbeaulieu208 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm so sorry

  • @rebeccatandy9786
    @rebeccatandy9786 Před 6 lety +769

    Non readers don't understand the emotional pain of reading and getting attached T-T

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 Před 5 lety +1

      Was gonna like but it already has 69 so...

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 Před 5 lety +9

      And then when one of you’re favorite character dies ;...(((

    • @evergreen8949
      @evergreen8949 Před 5 lety +4

      *cough cough* Dobby *cough cough*

    • @emilydubs147
      @emilydubs147 Před 5 lety +1

      iTs juSt A bOok, a fiCtIoNaL cHaRacTeR. jEez sTop SoBbiNg yOuR eYes oUt! = 🤡🤡

    • @ridealongwithnicolle1581
      @ridealongwithnicolle1581 Před 4 lety +2

      @@emilydubs147 I HATE THOSE WORDS! I be like:🔫💣🔪💉💊🔌 choose you're choice of punishment!

  • @lllDeaththeKidlll
    @lllDeaththeKidlll Před 5 lety +334

    I was reading the maze runner a long time ago and my friend said "Oh, isn't that like hunger games?"
    "No."
    "Oh, but isn't it the same author?"
    *"N.O."*

  • @breeahnalovebooks3312
    @breeahnalovebooks3312 Před 4 lety +189

    Why did I feel so proud when I recognised the books she was reading.

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 Před 5 lety +427

    When your rereading Harry Potter for the 394th time and some say “oh is that Harry Potter in grade 6 I watch 20 minutes of it so yeah I know what it’s about”

    • @nithila9243
      @nithila9243 Před 5 lety +13

      Omg I hate when that happenes

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 Před 5 lety +20

      They think they know everything so basically when someone does that to me and says they know what its about I give them trivia on the book or movie

    • @thelilfox7604
      @thelilfox7604 Před 5 lety +4

      I actually havent seen or read harry potter. I want to finish the Twilight series and then read the harry potter books

    • @jennamercer8056
      @jennamercer8056 Před 5 lety +10

      TheLittleEmoGirl the Harry Potter it’s so freaking good

    • @madysend.82
      @madysend.82 Před 5 lety +8

      @@thelilfox7604 that is a sin to read twilight before Harry Potter.

  • @potatolover228
    @potatolover228 Před 7 lety +1000

    The real question is: How did bret get the trumpet?

    • @tahaali3424
      @tahaali3424 Před 5 lety +10

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @lllDeaththeKidlll
      @lllDeaththeKidlll Před 5 lety +12

      Maybe from Brittany?
      -The world may never know-

    • @anna.claire5755
      @anna.claire5755 Před 5 lety +8

      That’s all I was thinking about the whole rest of the video

    • @gracie8332
      @gracie8332 Před 5 lety +4

      Kirishima The Cinnamon Roll
      Probally not
      Jaxon he's been missing his trumpet he always thought it was Beth

    • @mariannamacisaac2438
      @mariannamacisaac2438 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol

  • @fangirlfiles3
    @fangirlfiles3 Před 8 lety +179

    I literally gasped when she said why don't you just throw the books out.

  • @allienartist2068
    @allienartist2068 Před 5 lety +555

    Normal mom's: Get a book or something! You are hanging out too much with your friends.
    The kids: Reading is boring!
    My mom: Stop reading just for one second!! Hang out with your friends or something! You need some social interaction!!
    Me: Friends? Social interaction? What's that for?

    • @angelbarajas9180
      @angelbarajas9180 Před 5 lety +8

      😂 true

    • @mollykt21
      @mollykt21 Před 4 lety +20

      social interaction? what’s that? who’s he?

    • @Emma-eg7gy
      @Emma-eg7gy Před 4 lety +9

      My mom once got really mad at me because I was reading and needed to interact with other human beings or something

    • @Catsforlife2412
      @Catsforlife2412 Před 4 lety +3

      same!

    • @lea3598
      @lea3598 Před 4 lety +3

      r/notliketheothergirls...

  • @elle-anakin
    @elle-anakin Před 5 lety +266

    Life is easy for me.
    I see a Rick Riordan book, I click.

  • @jessethereader
    @jessethereader Před 8 lety +1591

    ZOE THIS WAS SO GREAT APPLAUSE ALL THE APPLAUSE

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  Před 8 lety +52

      +jessethereader THANK YOU JESSE! :D

    • @firebow2810
      @firebow2810 Před 7 lety +11

      Omg, Jesse, you are my fav! You recommend the perfect books!

    • @shatteredgreenbean2004
      @shatteredgreenbean2004 Před 7 lety +5

      jessethereader hey I know you won't read this but
      I love your channel although most kids my age would say "nerd"or Evan "miss or mister dumb nerd" I still read they still get to me but I still read and I don't ever want to give that up they say what they want but one day they will learn about how we are all different and how we love books or games sports or cooking we still do what we want so I will say this now you are one of my favorite CZcamsrs so here are a few books that you may like
      1:number the stars
      2:glory be
      3:me and the pumpkin queen
      4:Real friends
      Though real friends is a comic still really encouraging
      And finally 5:me and the devil
      Hope you like what I selected and hope you don't find me a creep or Evan ugly but I hope you read this and read some of my favorite books for you to read
      Sincerely
      The book phantom

    • @catabchi6930
      @catabchi6930 Před 7 lety +6

      Wow. My 2 fav readers.

    • @eliastta437
      @eliastta437 Před 7 lety +5

      jessethereader OMG I found ur channel two days before I saw this video

  • @megangilmore9355
    @megangilmore9355 Před 8 lety +304

    There was one time where I cried so hard about a book that I got sick

    • @harmonizing8627
      @harmonizing8627 Před 5 lety +4

      Me when I read mocking jay!

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko Před 5 lety +1

      I don’t think that’s possible. Most colds, bugs and flus, are from air carried viruses, bacteria etc. Not from being cold or crying. Sorry to be that one annoying person buttt😂

    • @forestmint213
      @forestmint213 Před 5 lety +6

      ​@@FirstnameLastname-es1ko I think she means she threw up lol, crying really hard can actually make you sick in that way

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko Před 5 lety +1

      Lucky Cat fair point, sometimes on my period I get like that, you know, crying until you want to vomit haha

    • @psycho5815
      @psycho5815 Před 5 lety +7

      What book?

  • @phoebem.2547
    @phoebem.2547 Před 4 lety +285

    Random person: “The movies were so much better than the books”
    Me: *triggered!!!!* “what did you just say?”🔪

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 Před 4 lety +11

      The movies are always way worse than the books. Like in Divergent Tris doesn’t even die in the movie, and Cara didn’t exist.

    • @jae7475
      @jae7475 Před 4 lety +2

      @@leavemebe7341 It's sad because Cara is one of the best characters!

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 Před 4 lety +1

      Hiccstrid_Marichat I used to love ASoUE! Some movies are really good, even if they remove a lot, but some movies based on books I just hate. A lot of people say The 100 series of episodes were better than the books, but I’ve never watched them. Also, your comment’s not that long, but it probably feels long since everyone keeps things brief online.

    • @goodnight-moon564
      @goodnight-moon564 Před 4 lety +4

      Sydney Minotto
      *cough cough* Percy Jackson

    • @DC_-dh9wq
      @DC_-dh9wq Před 4 lety +1

      Sydney Minotto the movies leave out all the details and sometimes put in different ones or switch them up which is SO ANNOYING

  • @newchanneljustthatericidv129

    i always get told ''why are you reading in claSsS?!''
    like WHY DO YAH WANT TO KNOW

    • @Stiixell
      @Stiixell Před 4 lety +2

      The sttrugles xd

    • @leavemebe7341
      @leavemebe7341 Před 4 lety +5

      I had a friend who would just read her book whist the teacher was teaching in Primary School. Pretty sure that teacher was half blind, she only noticed once and after my friend just went back to reading. I did it only sometimes, because I was afraid of getting caught.

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 Před 4 lety +1

      If the teacher says "Why are you reading while I'm teaching?" say "Why are you teaching while I'm reading?" THE TABLES HAVE TURNEDDD

  • @Mellowg1rl
    @Mellowg1rl Před 7 lety +672

    One time this random girl game up to me and said,
    "Hey, what are you reading?:
    *Holds up book so she can see the cover*
    "What's your favorite part?"
    "Uhhh I dunno I didn't finish it."
    Like would she even understand if I told her a random part?

    • @Senacesn
      @Senacesn Před 6 lety +39

      TalesofTetra You're all trying to be over dramatic about stupid things. It's obvious that she was starting a conversation couldn't you answer at least with something?

    • @NA-uz7qv
      @NA-uz7qv Před 6 lety +29

      sena x
      If you were engrossed in something then a complete stranger comes up and tries to start a pointless conversation while it's clear you're busy, would you be completely cheerful just cause they were trying to be nice?

    • @sai-bi2rh
      @sai-bi2rh Před 5 lety +18

      @@NA-uz7qv I think, no matter how much you love books, it is still necessary to maintain courtesy at all times. So, at best, it is alright to say that you're busy politely and get back to books than just condemning or shooing them away.

    • @peytonwade8925
      @peytonwade8925 Před 5 lety +7

      I'm a reader and I've never done this. You sound anti social she was just trying to be nice.

    • @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735
      @iloylunabellaterrispiky5735 Před 5 lety +1

      Maybe she read it before like

  • @shervinsaharkhiz2938
    @shervinsaharkhiz2938 Před 7 lety +741

    mom: why are crying
    me: (crying so bad)
    mom: what is wrong
    me: Dumbledore died

    • @parentaladvisory4176
      @parentaladvisory4176 Před 6 lety +11

      POTTERHEAD I couldn’t care less about that overrated series of books.

    • @onlyasleep2721
      @onlyasleep2721 Před 6 lety +17

      +Dank memes Broken dreams I could care less about them too, because I care about them so much my care levels are pretty high so I have some care to lose. *series. Unless you mean....sirius??

    • @piperxox739
      @piperxox739 Před 6 lety +29

      I cried about Sirius and Cedrics death

    • @oliviagilbert1559
      @oliviagilbert1559 Před 5 lety +10

      OMG literally me when I read that part

    • @mallikasuresh5218
      @mallikasuresh5218 Před 5 lety +8

      I was going to comment that. And i still sob when i remember about it.

  • @bree3534
    @bree3534 Před 5 lety +118

    Whenever I read at school everyone comes to me just to talk
    Me:😐😡

    • @adelaheath4221
      @adelaheath4221 Před 4 lety

      It's like when you're not reading, everyone ignores you, then you start and suddenly you're the most popular person ever

    • @natalyaporter5730
      @natalyaporter5730 Před 4 lety

      I used to read in school BECAUSE I didn’t have anyone to talk to.

  • @koshetchka
    @koshetchka Před 5 lety +28

    "Why are you screaming, crying, and throwing tantrums? It's just a book."
    "Yeah, and hell is just a sauna."

  • @akshatasheth651
    @akshatasheth651 Před 7 lety +101

    "You better stay up there, rain"😂😂💕

  • @floraguildford1268
    @floraguildford1268 Před 7 lety +254

    'WE WILL CONVERT YOU'
    Um well then.. that ending took an interesting turn hehe

  • @garrettdelhommer6061
    @garrettdelhommer6061 Před 5 lety +39

    The most heartbreaking thing I experience when reading paperbacks is when the spines break! 😔😭😫

  • @Hi-ou4qt
    @Hi-ou4qt Před 4 lety +76

    “It’s just a book!”
    Me: chuckles in dedicated warriors fan who gets too attached to the cats

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa Před 4 lety +1

      Oop me

    • @madi2004
      @madi2004 Před 4 lety

      Same

    • @ravenclawthestral3964
      @ravenclawthestral3964 Před 4 lety +3

      Stargaze TV You can't get too attached because they are all going to die in the next series or two.

    • @Hi-ou4qt
      @Hi-ou4qt Před 4 lety +2

      Ravenclaw Thestral I try to acknowledge that but it’s too hard when the cats have good personalities

    • @alicesquinoa
      @alicesquinoa Před 4 lety

      @@ravenclawthestral3964 l i t e r a l l y

  • @RhiannaVarney
    @RhiannaVarney Před 8 lety +25

    "It's just a book."
    That is like a knife to the heart to a reader haha.
    Loved this video, it was so funny! Your acting is on point

  • @lucy3837
    @lucy3837 Před 4 lety +79

    I hate that moment:
    Someone: What are your Hobbys?
    Me: Reading
    Someone: Haha that's so uncreative everyone say that when they don't have hobbys...
    Me: 😑

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 Před 4 lety

      Ive never heard anyone say that

    • @lucy3837
      @lucy3837 Před 4 lety

      Adeladybug Howell well they don't say it like that but i've heard that a lot...

    • @adeladybughowell1703
      @adeladybughowell1703 Před 4 lety

      louxellex well geez thats not nice

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 Před 2 lety

      Me: I write angst for fun !
      People: * reads my pieces * WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
      Me: * spaces out and goes into my fictional world * Zanderland here I come :3

  • @kaitlingerber1261
    @kaitlingerber1261 Před 5 lety +88

    What I get asked the most:
    Someone from my class: “Why do you read?”
    Me: “Why don’t you come back to me when you’ve taken the time to read one. Also. Because for some people it’s fun.”

  • @kyleer6191
    @kyleer6191 Před 5 lety +62

    This is my worst one “get your nose out of that book!” That annoys me so bad 😂

  • @michellelim7849
    @michellelim7849 Před 8 lety +325

    "You better stay up there rain" omg wahahaha

  • @clareandaudrey1451
    @clareandaudrey1451 Před 8 lety +106

    "don't you dare finish that sentence " lol that scene was my favorite

  • @kingdomcomeundone
    @kingdomcomeundone Před 5 lety +40

    "just walking in general is a challenge in and of itself"
    me having a flashback to the time when i accidentally walked up to the sixth floor instead of the fifth where my classroom was and almost walking into a class of ninth grade students busy with their class: *YEP IT SURE IS*

  • @mugglepuff
    @mugglepuff Před 4 lety +22

    "I was gonna buy more but the books were hurting my arms" this cut me deeper that the book edges cut my arms when I carry them at the bookstore.

  • @sarahswati8768
    @sarahswati8768 Před 8 lety +532

    Random unnecessary person: "so... What book are you reading?"
    Me: it's called clockwork princess by Cassandra Clare
    Random unnecessary person: oh that's the book with the kingdoms and the girl who's a princess who makes watches and clocks for a living!
    Me: yes, that's exactly what it's about.

    • @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290
      @jinpluskenequalsheartattac3290 Před 7 lety +45

      I told my friend I was destroyed after Will's death scene, even though it was peaceful, and she said it was only a book. Point of the story is I'm short a friend.

    • @tamarzakay265
      @tamarzakay265 Před 7 lety +20

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles hey thanks for the spoiler

    • @skittles696
      @skittles696 Před 7 lety +3

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles Where was Wills death scene? What. There was technically no death scene

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 Před 7 lety +4

      SkulduggeryLikesPoodles make spaces in the beginning so we can't see it and write spoilers at the top.

    • @okayso4869
      @okayso4869 Před 7 lety +7

      Sarah Swati I'm a book worm who asks people what book there reading because I'm genuinely interested and would like to read it aswell

  • @AlylovesDP
    @AlylovesDP Před 8 lety +288

    my Dad said to get rid of books to me like 20 min ago i was all
    *staring * don't even say that.

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 Před 5 lety +63

    Every time is see your bookshelf it makes me happy because Harry Potter are on it.

    • @beansontoast9924
      @beansontoast9924 Před 4 lety +1

      Every time is see 3:36 it makes me happy as I see wonder. Such a great book so I definitely recommend

  • @sugarmiilk1250
    @sugarmiilk1250 Před 4 lety +19

    “You can’t really read that, you just want to seem smarter.”
    - Ms. Jones.

  • @OfTheseDaydreams
    @OfTheseDaydreams Před 8 lety +80

    Another thing that drives me mad, "Well I saw the movie so I don't need to read the book." or "Ugh I hate reading." LIKE JUST OPEN SOME DAMN PAGES MAN. Especially since I proofread so many people's essays for university, you can tell within the first sentence who reads and who doesn't.

  • @padfootandprongs07
    @padfootandprongs07 Před 8 lety +295

    LOVED THIS. Also yesssss the ending! I dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween once and instead of saying "trick or treat" I just said "can I have your tots?" AT EVERY HOUSE. YES IT WAS AWKWARD.

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  Před 8 lety +14

      +padfootandprongs07 Thanks, Barbara! AND I CAN SEE IT NOW, awkward baby Barbara and her tots hahaha

    • @padfootandprongs07
      @padfootandprongs07 Před 8 lety +6

      readbyzoe **it was so beautiful**

  • @Ashley-rc9hi
    @Ashley-rc9hi Před 5 lety +95

    Me: *Looking in the Background* see’s PERCY JACKSON Books...
    Also me: *starts smiling* :) :) :)

    • @charlesbehensky1339
      @charlesbehensky1339 Před 4 lety

      did no one else see Little Woman? It may just be me because I own three copies of it, but I am almost certain I saw the cover of Little Woman by Louisa May Alcott!

    • @duskii_rxse9746
      @duskii_rxse9746 Před 4 lety

      Ashley 2003 I think it’s the Heroes of Olympus not Percy Jackson

    • @fiashlightyear9004
      @fiashlightyear9004 Před 4 lety

      Me too lol

  • @jennamercer8056
    @jennamercer8056 Před 5 lety +49

    “You’re getting another book but your already read like 5”

  • @alexia3529
    @alexia3529 Před 7 lety +53

    The scariest thing of my life
    Me: reading at lunch with my mom dad grandpa and grandma
    Dad: put that book down
    Me: ok (hides it under the table and keeps reading)
    Dad: (discovers you) I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN
    Me: but...
    Dad: give it yo me
    Me: WHAT NOOOOOOO (screaming like ina horror movie)
    Dad: don't make me take the book away from you
    Me: (Starts crying) NOOOO NO NO DO NOT DARE
    Dad: (slowly walks away from me)

    • @cerpiper
      @cerpiper Před 5 lety +3

      The scariest thing to me is my teacher seeing me reading book and take it from me and don't give it back until a week later 😭😭

  • @lejlabaj3470
    @lejlabaj3470 Před 8 lety +153

    😂when I'm reading and someones like, what r u reading? I don't look at them and show them the cover, and keep reading. then theyre like what's it about? I show them the back with the synopsis😂 NO ONE CAN BOTHER ME WHEN I READ. I literally get so pissed. (BTW, love ur channel! new subbie! ^_^)

    • @sarahemmons4160
      @sarahemmons4160 Před 7 lety +9

      Kanna Ishida I do the same exact thing! Then, if they keep bothering me, I give them the look that says "I'm busy reading, don't talk to me" and then continue to read.

    • @tibakhalid5328
      @tibakhalid5328 Před 6 lety

      Kanna Ishida IKR! So relatable! The anger that boils my blood when someone interrupts my reading...

    • @jennagrossmann6101
      @jennagrossmann6101 Před 6 lety

      Same girl same.. I just lift the cover up annoyed... but my friends take my book and I just flip out and get enraged

    • @witchesmortuary235
      @witchesmortuary235 Před 6 lety

      That is so me ahaha

    • @thomasblack-slytherin2886
      @thomasblack-slytherin2886 Před 5 lety

      Lol that’s exactly what do. At lunch, when I’m supposed to be talking with people. One of my friends actually moved to a different table and we had a huge fallout because I didn’t talk to her during lunch. Then I sorta just glanced up from my book, shrugged, and returned to my book.

  • @berlize481
    @berlize481 Před 4 lety +14

    When I need to return a book in 1 week
    Me: Are you challenging me?

  • @emmaparker
    @emmaparker Před 5 lety +30

    The marauders map shirt is amazing! And I *hate* when people ask me about books.

  • @literabby
    @literabby Před 8 lety +380

    Oh my god. Where's your oscar?

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  Před 8 lety +224

      +literabby I KNOW! Me and Leo DiCaprio have formed a club

    • @jewelsims8805
      @jewelsims8805 Před 7 lety +18

      Is it lonely in the club?

  • @Esma2Kov
    @Esma2Kov Před 8 lety +140

    My brother hates reading and i love it. I hate when he tells me "Why are you reading a book?You are so stupid. Why don't you just watch a movie." DUDE I DON'T WANT TO!

    • @linasburrow
      @linasburrow Před 7 lety +3

      ha..THE QUESTION! I've been asked this for like forever! why don't people understand 😖

    • @elvenzodiac8595
      @elvenzodiac8595 Před 7 lety +6

      THE BOOKS ARE SO MUCH BETTER. *cough* Eragon...

    • @princessrocketship5856
      @princessrocketship5856 Před 7 lety +4

      Just say to him, "Im not stupid, because the book makes me smarter"

    • @sallydagger19
      @sallydagger19 Před 7 lety

      Elven Zodiac I hated that book. the series was trash.

    • @randomfantasy9523
      @randomfantasy9523 Před 7 lety

      Hayley Grace absolute the same shit in my house!!!!

  • @hipeople9856
    @hipeople9856 Před 4 lety +16

    1:58 when that's the book that you just started reading like 10 minutes ago and it's right next to you and you gasp and you say "oh my god" and then you type this comment and then you post it, and then no one reads it cause they don't want to, and then you're alone and then you are a failure and then you die
    _cries_

  • @ri4803
    @ri4803 Před 4 lety +17

    When a good book ends:
    **Cries for infinite**

  • @scarredxangel
    @scarredxangel Před 8 lety +103

    My fiance is all of these. He tries to talk to me when I read all the time, he purposely tries to torment me if he has nothing to do. He likes to poke my face. Also, the "It's just a book." is the worst. Everytime I finish a book that I loved he say it to me. Like when I finished Illuminae, I couldn't function around books for a week because I didn't want to move on from the book and he just didn't get it.

  • @rdc1893
    @rdc1893 Před 8 lety +90

    When people see you reading and that you want to be bothered but still they're like WHAT ARE YOU READINGGG OMG I HATEEE READING.
    orrr when they took the book out of your handas and lose the page you were in. :(

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks Před 6 lety +3

      Rita Ruiz woah! People do the latter?! That’s just plain rude! What if we started doing that to people with phones in their hands?!!

    • @Miyahonsatrn
      @Miyahonsatrn Před 6 lety +1

      exactly at my school there are so many peeps like this I hate reading omg ur a nerd its soooo boring

  • @RitCore
    @RitCore Před 4 lety +55

    Person: Oh my god what are you reading
    Me: **Holds the open book in front of my face**
    Person: WHAT ARE YOU READING?!
    Me: THE TITLE IS LITERALLY IN YOUR FACE!

  • @KingdomHeartsFan3211
    @KingdomHeartsFan3211 Před 5 lety +14

    0:31
    "You better stay up there, rain!"
    Lol. So true.

  • @notmary1119
    @notmary1119 Před 6 lety +8

    When mom just bough me a book like yesterday and I just casually tell her: "yeah I finished the book you got me" and she just stares at me deadpan, and sighs: "and you wanna buy another?"

  • @thebraxtonater8466
    @thebraxtonater8466 Před 6 lety +13

    "you have enough books so throw some out" at that moment Zoey's twin sister realized she fu** up

  • @warcrimesz
    @warcrimesz Před 4 lety +10

    A non-reader doesn’t know the struggles of internally screaming when a character dies.

  • @thaismagalhaes5928
    @thaismagalhaes5928 Před 5 lety +23

    "maybe you shouldn't buy so many books"
    Me: WHAT?

  • @xoxogarden2452
    @xoxogarden2452 Před 7 lety +6

    "It's just a boo-"
    "Don't you dare finish thats sentence"
    My friends and I 100%

  • @justsomefemboywithinternet5625

    tip: stack thin books on top of each other, it saves space.

  • @ilaydabogaert1643
    @ilaydabogaert1643 Před 4 lety +31

    When we go to the library
    Littarly everyone: getting the smallest book of the whole library
    Me: getting 10 books of 800 pages
    Like snape it says: ALWAYS me 😂

  • @a.mushroom8257
    @a.mushroom8257 Před 4 lety +13

    That moment when your reading and someone starts reading over my frikin shoulder. I’m just like move your nasty breath away from my ear

  • @theperksofbeingabookworm4562

    The accuracy! When I'm trying to read in form time this boy in my year is always to start conversations. Plus once I was making a movie composition based off Throne of Glass, I was explaining the book to the class and a girl said "so basically the hunger games" and I internally screamed.

  • @nickiminaj664
    @nickiminaj664 Před 4 lety +12

    when your hanging out with your friends and they insist on watching a movie that’s based off of a book you haven’t read yet 😡😡

  • @analynthomson2396
    @analynthomson2396 Před 4 lety +17

    Me: Reading
    My friend: Bothers me
    Also me: Gods of Olympus what’s your dam problem

  • @kalebbradburn5298
    @kalebbradburn5298 Před 5 lety +8

    What I hate THE MOSTT is when someone asks “what are you reading?” and you have to awkwardly hold up the cover and just sit there.

  • @Jellafy
    @Jellafy Před 8 lety +61

    that trumpet convo #dead

  • @carolinehuynh2656
    @carolinehuynh2656 Před 8 lety +41

    Omg I can so relate! I am a book lover and when people talk about book like it's nothing... I get so angry. They just don't understand!

  • @maliahrenee
    @maliahrenee Před 5 lety +8

    I'm 11 and I *ALWAYS* reads and I hate it when my friends are like
    -Why are u always reading?
    -reading is stupid
    -stop reading
    -what is the point of reading?
    But the good thing is that I'm a 9th grade reading level so like yay!

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan Před 4 lety +1

      Nice. I'm 14 and I've been reading since 5th grade.
      When I was 11 I had a higher reading level than my entire class. I'm in 9th grade and I still have a higher reading level than my class. How? Well when the teacher gets people to read they always sound so choppy and can't pronounce simple words they should know right. Gee I guess reading does help with everything.

    • @gaybowser4648
      @gaybowser4648 Před 4 lety

      Kawaii Universe absolutely. I have read a lot since I was about 7( all thanks to my brother) and we read Macbeth in class. I didn’t enjoy it honestly, I prefer King Henry the sixth, but any time I would read, I would put on voices, change the way I said certain words to match with the scenes and speak really loudly for everyone to hear. Everyone else had a really monotone, hushed voice and would ask me to read a lot of the time. Some didn’t but, reading really does help.

  • @mochiattoart514
    @mochiattoart514 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm fine with people not getting my references, cuz I love slipping in random book/movie quotes in conversations and get overjoyed when they get it

  • @bookishblues922
    @bookishblues922 Před 8 lety +28

    oh my gawd! I laughted so hard at the ''bookhaul'' part xD

  • @sophiemontecalvo7503
    @sophiemontecalvo7503 Před 7 lety +10

    I am a Twihard, but it drives me crazy when people think Twilight is the only YA novel out there.
    An amazing video, btw! You have earned a subscriber!

  • @fintrevelyan6337
    @fintrevelyan6337 Před 5 lety +9

    They tell you to throw out books.
    Tell them to throw out their clothes.
    Look at their reaction.
    Revenge is sweet.

  • @eijirokirishima3765
    @eijirokirishima3765 Před 5 lety +6

    I was reading a book in 5th grade and walking back to class. Long story short, I walked into my 4th grade classroom
    Also, I legit LOVE Percy Jackson books!

  • @jaceyjayceereads3406
    @jaceyjayceereads3406 Před 8 lety +152

    Omg this was so funny, Zoe, and so freaking true!!!

  • @TheBookLeo
    @TheBookLeo Před 8 lety +117

    I love sketch video's like this! ;)

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks Před 7 lety +6

      This is kinda old, but I love your version of this as well!

  • @queenofquacksons2745
    @queenofquacksons2745 Před 5 lety +3

    Your book collection is my new aesthetic.

  • @heyyitsmel
    @heyyitsmel Před 4 lety +6

    me a trumpet player: "i wish"

  • @kevinkelly_
    @kevinkelly_ Před 8 lety +11

    My mom told me to throw out some books to make room! And I just looked at my books and said "I won't let anything bad happen to you" XD

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  Před 8 lety +6

      +Irish Reader Your own MOTHER?! You can't trust anyone these days.

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ Před 8 lety +1

      readbyzoe I KNOW RIGHT!!! If anyone would have understood my addiction its her!

    • @stefansbooks3986
      @stefansbooks3986 Před 8 lety +1

      Omg same😂😂😂 and she's like you shouldn't buy any more books because you don't have any more space (which is kind of true) but I managed to make my uncle bring me 2 more bookshelves so Stef wins😂😂😂😂😂📚📚📚📚

    • @kevinkelly_
      @kevinkelly_ Před 8 lety +1

      Stefan's Books hahaha you do win

  • @sammylever7175
    @sammylever7175 Před 8 lety +52

    "If I played the trumpet, my lips would be so plump and kissable"😂😂😂 I'm a trumpet player does that mean my lips are kissable?

  • @NY-tn2ip
    @NY-tn2ip Před 5 lety +7

    "i need a personal day" dude SAME when i read Me Before You I had exams, so I was basically crying in the exam hall during my math exam.

    • @liaadler8987
      @liaadler8987 Před 4 lety

      After reading your comment I decided to read that book. It took me 1 day and I was sobbing the day. Undoubtedly one of the best books I have ever read

  • @marianamurgueitio9556
    @marianamurgueitio9556 Před 4 lety +4

    When she said: you should throw some out
    I was like : how dare you?! These are my babies

  • @TheApplesauce1992
    @TheApplesauce1992 Před 7 lety +53

    I am that book hoarder that has no room on my bookshelves.... until I need room on my bookshelves. By then I have defied all laws of physics to put that one book in a space that is too small and I will never be able to get back out unless I remove every book on that shelf. :) #sorrynotsorry

  • @Hollyheartsart
    @Hollyheartsart Před 8 lety +27

    I had to share this on my Facebook.. spot on Zoe. SPOT. ON!

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  Před 8 lety +4

      +Holly Hearts Art Thank you SO much!!

    • @holistic7980
      @holistic7980 Před 8 lety

      +readbyzoe lol your hilarious in the video.

  • @danger.noodel9163
    @danger.noodel9163 Před 4 lety +6

    *When people say their fans of Narnia but have only watched the movie*
    Me: Uh- I don't think- that-
    THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST BOOK

  • @fantasy7764
    @fantasy7764 Před 4 lety +2

    I can relate to the getting so upset one. I can have emotional breakdowns when one of my favourite characters dies in a book and my brothers are like, ‘It’s just a book.’
    *gasp*
    betrayal..

  • @irock2231
    @irock2231 Před 8 lety +8

    omg this was soo good!! I was smiling the whole time! loved it.

  • @RaynaPerryArts
    @RaynaPerryArts Před 8 lety +24

    You were terrifying at the end. xD

    • @readbyzoe
      @readbyzoe  Před 8 lety +13

      +Reader Rayna MWAHAHAHA my true self emerges!!!

  • @yfkejongsma2082
    @yfkejongsma2082 Před 5 lety +4

    Also something nonredaers wont understand, when they call you to come. But you have to finish the page because otherwise the bookmark is on the wrong page!

  • @girlonfire6405
    @girlonfire6405 Před 5 lety +2

    I. LOVED. THIS!
    I especially loved the ending lol the switch up, though.
    Also, 10/10 for the Marauder's Map t-shirt.

  • @charlottesreadsthings211
    @charlottesreadsthings211 Před 8 lety +4

    "You better stay up there rain!"
    I've said that so many times!

  • @mika-ek2ui
    @mika-ek2ui Před 7 lety +5

    I'm crying at how true this is...

  • @caffeinatedperfectionist484

    The book haul presentation is *so* accurate, I started laughing because I do that every time I come home from the library.

  • @selvlogs5041
    @selvlogs5041 Před 5 lety +5

    You dressed as napoleon dynamite is something I didn’t know I needed.